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Hey, gentlemen.
Hey. - Hey.
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- Hello.
- If any of you are looking for
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something to do on Valentine's
Day, Amy and I'll be streaming
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our first-ever live episode
of Fun With Flags.
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You're welcome to join us
as we celebrate the timeless
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love affair between
wind and flapping fabric.
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Penny and I have dinner
reservations that night,
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but any other time, no.
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Sorry, Bernie and I
are breaking in
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the new hot tub,
if you know what I mean.
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Not a clue. Raj?
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Spending Valentine's Day
with Emily.
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You don't sound
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very excited about it.
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Oh, I am, I am.
I g... I guess
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I'm still wondering if Emily
and I are right for each other.
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Does this have to do with
that girl you had coffee with?
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You mean the strong, sexy angel
I can't stop thinking about?
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Who can say?
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You've been talking about
breaking up with Emily forever.
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Why don't you just do it already?
Yeah, just
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get it over with.
Well, you
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say it like it's easy.
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Have any one of you
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ever broken up with anyone?
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No.
Not really.
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You know, uh, once I ordered
an Uber by accident.
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I just got in
and went somewhere.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x15 ♪
The Valentino Submergence
Original Air Date on February 1
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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So, you really
gonna break up with her?
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Yeah, I think so.
Do you have any advice?
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Well, I have broken up
with my fair share of guys.
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I mean, how many times
did I break up with Leonard?
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I stopped
counting at four.
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All right, my advice to you
is do it at her place
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so you can leave
when you need to,
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uh, tell the truth,
make it quick
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and be prepared for tears.
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Oh, I'm gonna do a pre-cry
before I go in there.
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Really dry myself out.
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She meant Emily.
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No, I-I really didn't.
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You're seriously
breaking up with me?
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Yeah.
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And you thought
right before Valentine's Day
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was a good time to do it?
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You're right--
let's talk again in a few days.
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Hey, Claire.
Hi. It's-it's Rajesh.
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I was-I was wondering if you're
free for Valentine's Day?
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Sorry, I just got back
with my boyfriend.
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But I just broke up
with my girlfriend.
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Right before Valentine's Day?
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What an ass.
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Please take me back.
Our love was meant to be!
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I'm gonna be all alone
on Valentine's Day.
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Well, you were
right-- tears.
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Okay, and we are live
in 22 minutes.
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I'm nervous.
I hope people
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will be around to watch even
though it's Valentine's Day.
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People who are fans
of an Internet show about flags?
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Trust me, they're around.
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Oh, and speaking
of Valentine's Day, I haven't
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forgotten about you tonight.
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What do you mean?
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Well, you've become
such an integral
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part of my life
as well as this show,
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I felt it only right to include
your name in the title.
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Oh.
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That is so sweet.
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So from now on, this program
will be officially known as
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Dr. Sheldon Cooper
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and Dr. Amy
Farrah Fowler
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present Dr. Sheldon' Cooper's
Fun With Flags.
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Catchy.
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I'm gonna
check the temp on the tub.
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Don't make it too hot.
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Sorry, but "too hot"
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is the only temperature
I come in.
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Look at that--
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you shaved it all.
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You're welcome.
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Um, question--
this is my first hot tub--
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is it supposed to come with
a rat flopping around in it?
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Ew, really? Get it out.
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How?
Uh...
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wish we had a skimmer.
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Uh, you turn off the jets,
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I'll get a strainer
from the kitchen.
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I don't know how
to turn off the jets.
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Good, I don't know
where we keep the strainer.
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Excuse me.
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Uh, bad news.
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The maître d' said
it's gonna be at least an hour.
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An hour? What? That's crazy.
We have a reservation.
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I know.
So what did you say?
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Thanks, sorry to bother you.
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But I said it like a badass.
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All right, well,
can't you, like,
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slip him some money
or something?
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Really? I've never done that
before. Does it work?
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Do people like money--
is that what you're asking?
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A... a lot of attitude
from the woman
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who thought MC squared
was a rapper.
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Now, is that a smart thing
to say on a holiday
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that's basically
national sex night?
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I'm sorry.
You're pretty, I'm stupid.
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Hello. Uh,
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just checked again
for Hofstadter.
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Still gonna be an hour?
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I'm afraid so.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Hey.
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I think
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you may have dropped this?
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Oh.
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Did anybody lose a 20?
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I did.
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Oh, I took care of it.
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, we are live
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in five,
four, three...
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Oh, wait. Oh, shoot,
I already pushed the button.
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Never mind, we're live.
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Uh, hello
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and welcome to a
special live edition
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of Dr. Sheldon Cooper...
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and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler
present...
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Dr. Sheldon Cooper's
Fun With Flags.
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Consider tonight's episode
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a Valentine's Day gift
for you, our viewers.
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It's also my gift to you.
That was clear, right?
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'Cause you're not
getting anything else.
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Since we're live,
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you'll finally
be able to reach out to us
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with your flag thoughts
and flag questions.
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Allow us to answer a few quick
ones that we get all the time.
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Uh, uh, yes, I
really am a doctor.
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Uh, yes, she really
is my girlfriend.
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No, I just blink a lot,
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it's not Morse code
for "rescue me."
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Oh, uh, ok...
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Uh, here's our first call.
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Hello, and welcome
to Fun With Flags.
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What's your question?
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What is wrong with me?
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Why am I so self-destructive?
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Rajesh?
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Yes.
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You two look happy--
how do you do it?
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I-I think it starts
with good communication.
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Yeah, wait, that's not a flag
question. Next caller.
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I hope you don't think
I'm just saying this
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because it's
Valentine's Day, but...
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I love you so much.
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I'm gonna put this
down your robe.
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It's not moving,
but I think it's still alive.
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Well, should we put it back
in there a few minutes?
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No.
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No, and it's not a rat,
it's a rabbit.
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We need to save it.
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Well, how do we do that?
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Um, I don't know,
look it up on your phone.
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I-I'm gonna wrap it in a towel.
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Um... "taking care
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of injured rabbit."
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Okay.
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Make sure
it's comfortable and warm.
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Well, it was just in a hot tub.
I'm gonna say "check."
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Anything else?
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To make sure it's
not dehydrated,
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feed him an
electrolyte solution.
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If it's not responding,
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use a warm cloth to wash
its face and genitals.
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Yeah.
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This is ridiculous.
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You know, I'm gonna
go talk to the maître d'.
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What are you gonna say?
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I don't know.
I'm... I'm gonna flirt with him.
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I don't know
if I'm comfortable with that.
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I'm still
sleeping with you tonight.
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See if you can
get a table by the window.
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Hi there.
What's your name?
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Glen.
Oh, boy,
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it is crazy in here
tonight, huh, Glen?
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Well, you know, Valentine's Day.
Yes. Oh,
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bet your girlfriend is super
bummed you had to work tonight.
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Anyway, look, we have been
waiting a while,
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and I just...
With all
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due respect, ma'am,
there's nothing I can do.
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You don't have to call me ma'am.
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Okay.
I mean,
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we're basically the same age.
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Okay.
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How old are you?
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I'm 21. How old are you?
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Just shut up, Glen.
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Come on, let's get out of here.
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What? Why?
Because I'm young. Let's go.
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Rajesh,
it's perfectly normal
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to have doubts
after breaking up with someone.
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Well, you really think so?
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Yeah, you know
what's not normal?
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Blubbering about emotions
during a flag show.
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Unless that emotion is
excitement over New Zealand
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changing their flag.
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Yeah, good luck, you crazy
Kiwis, we're rooting for you.
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Your friend is hurting.
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No,
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Sheldon's right.
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Emily did say I always
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talk about my feelings too much.
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I-I suppose that
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could be a legitimate
concern in a relationship.
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Uh, perhaps even
a-a red flag.
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And speaking
of red flags,
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check out this sexy number
from the former Soviet Union.
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Hubba, hubba.
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Oh. Uh, we-we have
another caller.
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Hi. You're on
Fun with Flags.
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Hello. I want to talk
about how lonely I am, too.
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Kripke? Is that you?
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Yeah, I'm just sitting here
all by myself
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wondering if I'll ever find
someone to share my life with.
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Preferably Asian, 18-24,
no fatties.
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Please, all comments
and questions
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should be flag-related.
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All right. Is my pole
flag-related?
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I don't see why not.
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He's eating.
That's a good sign.
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You're gonna have
to wait one hour
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until you can go swimming again.
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He's pretty cute.
He is.
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Should we... name him?
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It is Valentine's Day.
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How about Valentino?
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Nice. A classic rabbit name.
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Peter Rabbit, Roger Rabbit.
Valentino Wolowitz Rabbit.
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Oh, look at all that
chest hair and overbite.
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Of course you're a Wolowitz.
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Son of a bitch! He bit me!
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Are you okay?
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No, I'm not okay!
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Wild rabbits
can have rabies!
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Oh. Well, why did you put
your finger near its mouth?
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Poor judgment, obviously.
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He's so little. I'm sure it's fine.
How can it be fine?
255
00:11:44,516 --> 00:11:48,118
I just got attacked by a clearly
anti-Semitic wild animal.
256
00:11:50,389 --> 00:11:54,457
It's not what we planned,
but this isn't so bad, right?
257
00:11:54,459 --> 00:11:57,927
It is freaking amazing.
258
00:11:57,929 --> 00:12:00,463
Well, glad
you're feeling better.
259
00:12:00,465 --> 00:12:02,499
I was just hungry and cranky,
260
00:12:02,501 --> 00:12:05,001
and I've never been called
"ma'am" before.
261
00:12:05,003 --> 00:12:06,503
Is that a big deal?
262
00:12:06,505 --> 00:12:09,472
Kind of. When was the first time
someone called you "sir"?
263
00:12:09,474 --> 00:12:10,907
Sixth grade,
264
00:12:10,909 --> 00:12:13,843
but I wore a sport coat
and carried a briefcase, so...
265
00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:17,781
Can you believe
when I met you I was 22?
266
00:12:17,783 --> 00:12:19,682
I mean, it's crazy!
267
00:12:19,684 --> 00:12:21,384
Where did all that time go?
268
00:12:21,386 --> 00:12:25,388
Mm, you watched
The Bachelor a lot.
269
00:12:25,390 --> 00:12:27,223
Yeah, go ahead and make jokes,
270
00:12:27,225 --> 00:12:28,958
but your thirties
are almost over.
271
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,393
No, they're not.
272
00:12:30,395 --> 00:12:32,295
You're closer to 40
than you are 30.
273
00:12:32,297 --> 00:12:35,865
Ha, ha! You
married an old man.
274
00:12:35,867 --> 00:12:37,834
Tell you what.
275
00:12:37,836 --> 00:12:39,335
Let's do something
fun tonight.
276
00:12:39,337 --> 00:12:40,637
Won't make us any younger.
277
00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:43,273
Well, maybe not, but some
day we actually will be old,
278
00:12:43,275 --> 00:12:45,108
and we'll look
back on this night
279
00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:47,243
and remember what
a good time we had.
280
00:12:47,245 --> 00:12:49,212
Okay, like what?
281
00:12:49,214 --> 00:12:52,315
I know. Food fight!
282
00:12:57,756 --> 00:13:00,356
I'll keep thinking.
283
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:06,096
Look, I know you both feel bad
about being alone, but sometimes
284
00:13:06,098 --> 00:13:09,499
the best thing you can do is
take a little time for yourself,
285
00:13:09,501 --> 00:13:11,968
especially when you just
got out of a relationship.
286
00:13:11,970 --> 00:13:14,204
Speaking of ending
relationships,
287
00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:18,575
when British Honduras
became Belize,
288
00:13:18,577 --> 00:13:21,311
they designed a new
flag with a tree on it,
289
00:13:21,313 --> 00:13:25,348
and I would like to hang
myself from that tree.
290
00:13:29,688 --> 00:13:32,555
But, Amy,
when you and Sheldon split up,
291
00:13:32,557 --> 00:13:34,757
didn't you start dating someone
right away?
292
00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:37,293
Well, I... I wouldn't
say right away.
293
00:13:37,295 --> 00:13:40,263
And actually, it was
three different men.
294
00:13:40,265 --> 00:13:42,132
Three different men?!
295
00:13:42,134 --> 00:13:46,870
Damn, girl,
way to give the milk away?
296
00:13:46,872 --> 00:13:49,439
Oh, looks like
we just lost Kripke.
297
00:13:49,441 --> 00:13:52,642
Actually, I'm still here.
298
00:13:52,644 --> 00:13:54,677
Now?
Yup.
299
00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:56,513
Now?
Yup!
300
00:13:56,515 --> 00:13:58,515
Now?
301
00:13:58,517 --> 00:14:02,051
Oh, looks like
we just lost Kripke.
302
00:14:02,053 --> 00:14:04,020
Before Emily,
I was alone for so long.
303
00:14:04,022 --> 00:14:06,556
I just... I don't know
if I can do that again.
304
00:14:06,558 --> 00:14:08,091
Well, you know,
here is something
305
00:14:08,093 --> 00:14:09,425
that might cheer you up.
306
00:14:09,427 --> 00:14:13,396
The flag of the Isle of Man
is nothing but three legs
307
00:14:13,398 --> 00:14:16,733
sharing a weird pair
of underpants, so...
308
00:14:16,735 --> 00:14:19,002
you think you
got problems.
309
00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:22,505
I have an idea.
310
00:14:22,507 --> 00:14:24,140
Maybe someone in our audience
311
00:14:24,142 --> 00:14:26,075
would be interested
in meeting Rajesh.
312
00:14:26,077 --> 00:14:28,077
Ladies, I can attest
313
00:14:28,079 --> 00:14:30,113
that he is a kind,
handsome, intelligent...
314
00:14:30,115 --> 00:14:32,916
Rich parents!
Don't forget, rich parents!
315
00:14:34,753 --> 00:14:37,187
...spoiled astrophysicist
who not only...
316
00:14:38,757 --> 00:14:42,125
Oh. Well, that was quick.
317
00:14:42,127 --> 00:14:44,594
Hi. You're on
Fun with Flags.
318
00:14:44,596 --> 00:14:46,863
Hey, I think I got cut off.
319
00:14:49,401 --> 00:14:50,934
Hello, Kripke.
320
00:14:50,936 --> 00:14:53,136
I have a flag question.
321
00:14:53,138 --> 00:14:56,539
How many men
did you have sex with?
322
00:14:57,709 --> 00:15:00,877
Let's see. What's
young and fun?
323
00:15:00,879 --> 00:15:02,879
Uh, we could
go dancing.
324
00:15:02,881 --> 00:15:04,347
Are you actually
gonna dance?
325
00:15:04,349 --> 00:15:05,381
Of course.
Yeah.
326
00:15:05,383 --> 00:15:07,417
No one wants to see that.
327
00:15:07,419 --> 00:15:09,953
Hey, how about skinny dipping
at the beach?
328
00:15:09,955 --> 00:15:13,022
No, I don't need
any fish nibbling my business.
329
00:15:14,859 --> 00:15:16,859
Oh, there's a screening
of Moulin Rouge!
330
00:15:16,861 --> 00:15:18,628
I heard the crowd
sings along and stuff.
331
00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:20,330
That sounds fun.
When's it start?
332
00:15:20,332 --> 00:15:22,198
Midnight.
333
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,900
Midnight. Really?
334
00:15:23,902 --> 00:15:25,768
You know what? Let's do it.
335
00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:27,337
Okay, great!
336
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,840
Oh, wait. Uh, it's sold out.
337
00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:33,176
Oh, thank God.
Yes!
338
00:15:34,279 --> 00:15:36,579
It says, rabies
in rabbits is
339
00:15:36,581 --> 00:15:37,914
highly unlikely.
340
00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:39,849
Oh, terrific.
It's not terrific.
341
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,618
Lots of highly unlikely things
happen.
342
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:45,421
You saw what's under this robe,
and you still married me.
343
00:15:45,423 --> 00:15:47,624
If you're really worried,
we'll take him to the vet
344
00:15:47,626 --> 00:15:48,825
and have him tested.
Good.
345
00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:51,194
Thank you. Oh, okay,
there is a test!
346
00:15:51,196 --> 00:15:53,196
All they have to do is...
347
00:15:53,198 --> 00:15:55,231
cut off his head
and check his brain.
348
00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:57,367
Oh, cut off his head?
349
00:15:57,369 --> 00:16:01,137
That's where
his little nose is.
350
00:16:01,139 --> 00:16:04,440
He's not showing
any symptoms.
351
00:16:04,442 --> 00:16:08,211
I guess I'll just go to the
emergency room to be safe.
352
00:16:08,213 --> 00:16:10,480
Howie, this is just
your hypochondria.
353
00:16:10,482 --> 00:16:12,482
No, when I sat
on the mute button
354
00:16:12,484 --> 00:16:15,051
and thought I'd gone deaf,
that was my hypochondria.
355
00:16:23,628 --> 00:16:26,796
We'll find another time
to tell him I'm pregnant.
356
00:16:33,338 --> 00:16:35,471
I mean, this is the first time
357
00:16:35,473 --> 00:16:37,407
I've ever broken up
with someone.
358
00:16:37,409 --> 00:16:40,343
I just... I didn't realize
it was gonna hurt this much.
359
00:16:40,345 --> 00:16:42,312
It really can.
360
00:16:42,314 --> 00:16:44,514
All right.
361
00:16:45,817 --> 00:16:48,718
Nothing about
this is fun.
362
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:51,521
No one wants to
talk about flags,
363
00:16:51,523 --> 00:16:55,024
and I haven't spoken
in over ten minutes,
364
00:16:55,026 --> 00:16:58,294
so, enjoy your
new show, Internet.
365
00:16:58,296 --> 00:17:02,965
Dr. Amy Farrah Flower
Present... With.
366
00:17:05,470 --> 00:17:07,503
I'm sorry for bothering you.
367
00:17:07,505 --> 00:17:08,938
I'll hang up now.
368
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,473
No, hold on, Rajesh.
369
00:17:10,475 --> 00:17:12,375
You know, you're not being
very sympathetic.
370
00:17:12,377 --> 00:17:14,510
You know firsthand
that breakups are hard.
371
00:17:14,512 --> 00:17:16,946
Fine.
372
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:19,615
If you insist on making
me a part of this,
373
00:17:19,617 --> 00:17:21,984
yes, I knowledge how
painful they can be.
374
00:17:21,986 --> 00:17:26,589
However, pain has an
evolutionary purpose.
375
00:17:26,591 --> 00:17:29,492
It provides information
from the environment
376
00:17:29,494 --> 00:17:32,061
that, uh, behavior
isn't good for us.
377
00:17:32,063 --> 00:17:34,530
Like when I fell in love
with that stripper
378
00:17:34,532 --> 00:17:36,733
and bought her a Prius.
379
00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:41,137
I'm just gonna push
all the buttons.
380
00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:45,742
Raj, now, I'm sorry
you're suffering.
381
00:17:45,744 --> 00:17:48,945
When Amy and I were
broken up, I also suffered.
382
00:17:48,947 --> 00:17:51,314
And this may
sound surprising,
383
00:17:51,316 --> 00:17:53,683
but I'm grateful for
having gone through it.
384
00:17:53,685 --> 00:17:55,685
Really?
385
00:17:55,687 --> 00:17:57,720
Yes.
386
00:17:57,722 --> 00:18:02,091
I believe our relationship
now is stronger than ever.
387
00:18:02,093 --> 00:18:04,694
So do I.
388
00:18:04,696 --> 00:18:06,129
When-when we were apart,
389
00:18:06,131 --> 00:18:08,297
I learned how important
you are to me.
390
00:18:08,299 --> 00:18:10,466
And I realize
391
00:18:10,468 --> 00:18:13,069
that when two people are
in love, sometimes they...
392
00:18:13,071 --> 00:18:15,238
Happy Valentine's Day!
393
00:18:19,077 --> 00:18:21,477
We are young and fun!
394
00:18:26,785 --> 00:18:28,818
I stand corrected.
395
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:31,320
Fun.
396
00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:43,075
Congratulations on a
successful live show.
397
00:18:43,077 --> 00:18:45,811
And a lovely
Valentine's Day.
398
00:18:47,848 --> 00:18:52,050
Cleaning up
is not young and fun.
399
00:18:52,052 --> 00:18:54,286
It can be.
Confetti fight!
400
00:18:59,427 --> 00:19:01,493
Maybe you should take a break.
401
00:19:01,495 --> 00:19:03,028
I got this.
402
00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:10,836
Did you know the singular
of confetti is "confetto"?
403
00:19:10,838 --> 00:19:14,673
Interesting, and when
would you use the singular?
404
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:15,741
I'm glad you asked.
405
00:19:15,743 --> 00:19:18,811
Amy, you have a
confetto in your nose.
406
00:19:18,813 --> 00:19:22,018
No, no, no, no. Other
side. There you go.
407
00:19:24,392 --> 00:19:30,892
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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