Reno 911!
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Season 1
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1. Pilot [1]

First aired: 7/23/2003

Facing a shortage of criminal suspects, Lt. Dangle declares a zero-tolerance policy, only to find himself becoming the first criminal when he rear-ends a civilian's car. Fortunately, he discovers evidence of a crime in the car's trunk.

Director: Michael Patrick James
Guest star: Steve Hart (Shooting Victim), Jennifer Lennon (Trailer Park Woman), Eternity Bruce (Child Witness), Brian T. Finnly (Eyewitness), Lorian Illiana (Hooker 1), Katie Lohman (Hooker 2), Shayna Lee (Hooker 3), Tamara Cruz (Hooker 4), Mike Wike (Scott)

2. Fireworks [2]

First aired: 7/30/2003

Suspected Fireworks possession Jones and Garcia go to talk to a guy named Carl about illegal fireworks. Prostitution sting Wigle goes undercover and dresses up as prostitute with no results. A.P.B robbery in progress Jones and Garcia make Johova witnesses get down on the ground. The deputies mess around with the fireworks they get where Dangle accidently sets off one in the van which lights up all the fireworks which go of in the van.

Guest star: Jim Rash (Andrew) , Andrew Bowen (Gas Huffer), David Lincoln (John), Ken Marino (Frank), Lisa Kushell (Stripper with Dispute), Steve Mallory (Jehovah's Witness), Mio Takada (Asian Ice Cream Truck Driver), Charlie Weirauch (Jehovah's Witness # 2)

3. Execution Tickets [3]

First aired: 8/6/2003

Dangle and Junior try to win tickets to the Amy Grant concert off the radio by naming every Stephen Sondheim musical when they accidentally hit the back of a car (I know, Dangle seems to do that every episode.) At the morning roll call, Dangle announces that he has two passes to a public execution. The officers in the department have to be on the lookout for perps with specific features in a weird scavenger hunt. It concentrates for the rest of the episode the various ways the officers attempt to manipulate the hunt. Garcia ends up winning by bringing in an over 6'5" Jewish crack head with a wig and a tattoo of a bird (being Jewish was double the points.) He takes the hooker that Williams had arrested to the execution, and all the other officers flip him off as he leaves.

Guest star: Toby Huss (Big Mike), Nick Swardson (Terry) , Nick Swardson (Solicitor), J.P. Manoux (Hrair Manookian), David Mattey (Really Tall Guy), Mina Olivera (Best Looking Prostitute), Bryan Shy (Pizza Delivery Guy), Phil Tee Van (Crackhead Drag Queen)

4. Clementine's Pregnant [4]

First aired: 8/13/2003

A drug test at the department reveals the Clemmy is with child. So, she looks for potential suitors. Garcia, being a gentleman, gives Clementine a proposition, that she refuses. Meanwhile, Deputy Johnson also babysits a sex offender around the neighborhood where he is moving in.

Guest star: Jim Rash (Andrew) , Michael Ian Black (Kevin the Sex Offender), Karen Bankhead (Domestic Disturbance Woman), Rachael Harris (Claire the Madam), Charles Hutchins (Doctor), David Jahn (Leonard Nimoy Look-alike)

5. Jones Gets Suspended [5]

First aired: 8/20/2003

Garcia makes a bad racist joke around Jones leading to Jones' suspension for punching Garcia. To his dismay, Jones has to work crossing-guard duty. He later learns that crossing-guard duty is better than he thought it would be. Garcia is also affected by the incident when he has to pair up with Weigel.

Guest star: Nick Swardson (Terry), Nat Faxon (Milk Shake) , Andrew Bowen (Man with Nunchucks), Daniele Gaither (Hairstylist), Murray SawChuck (Drunk Driver Magician)

6. Help From the FBI [6]

First aired: 8/27/2003

When the FBI comes to town to investigate a homicide, the Reno Sheriff's department tries to put their best foot forward.

Guest star: Kyle Dunnigan (Craig Pullin) , Shulie Cowen (Agent Cowen), George Sharperson (Agent Richards), Jerry Minor (Robber), Mina Olivera (Best Looking Prostitute)

7. Wiegel Suicide Watch [7]

First aired: 9/3/2003

Is suicide a cry for help or more of a cry of "look at me!" Officer Wiegel realizes the benefits of attempting to kill yourself.

Guest star: Jack Plotnick (Internet Man) , Kristina Hayes (Crippled Stripper)

8. Clementine Gets Married [8]

First aired: 9/10/2003

Clementine Johnson gets a proposal from scummy boyfriend Steve. Will love conquer justice? Probably.

Guest star: Jim Rash (Andrew) , Gil Christner (Justice of the Peace), Timothy Brennen (Steed), Heather McDonald (Maid of Honor), Chris Tallman (Greasy Hotel Porno Guy), Susan Yeagley (Drive-Thru Cashier), Amy Fisher (Wedding Guest)

9. Garcia's Anniversary [9]

First aired: 9/17/2003

It's Garcia's 15 year anniversary on the force and the guys end up taking him to a strip club to celebrate Reno style.

Guest star: Amy Brassette (Charisma), Lisa Acuna (Garcia's Daughter), Michael Patrick Jann (Camera Man), Joe Kessler (Camera Man), Gene LeBell (Old Man on Scooter), Thomas Rosales Jr. (Rosales Brother), Gilbert Rosales (Rosales Brother), Mitch Silpa (Hotel Clerk), Susan Yeagley (Cashier), Spice Williams (Fighting White Trash Woman)

10. Burning Man Festival [10]

First aired: 9/24/2003

When Garcia is saddened by his 15th year anniversary on the force, the officers mobilize operation "Champagne Room."

Guest star: Nat Faxon (Head Shop Clerk), Ike Bram (Kid), Gary L. Mack (State Trooper), Mina Olivera (Best Looking Prostitute), Heather R. Provost (Hooker), Kurt Sinclair (State Trooper # 2)

11. Dangle's Moving Day [11]

First aired: 10/1/2003

Lieutenant Dangle has got a big job for the department. But only Officer Jones will help. Will Dangle mind being alone with Jones?

Guest star: Jim Rash (Andrew), Nick Swardson (Terry) , Jonathan Mangum (Yokel), Randall Park (Mailman), Paul Vogt (Paint Ball Sniper), David Wain (Sensual Masseuse)

12. Terrorist Training (Part 1) [12]

First aired: 10/8/2003

Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in the event of a terrorist attack. The team becomes neurotic in their approach to crime when, they think of everything as a training exercise. Meanwhile, Weigel swoons over Dwayne and every man in the department swoons over his fellow homeland security officer.

Guest star: Toby Huss (Big Mike) , Cathy Shim (Suzy Kim), Oscar Nunez (Captain Dwayne Hernandez), Chris Tallman (Gary), Kyle Dunnigan (Clinic Doctor), Craig Gellis (Robbery Suspect), Cheryl Hines (Trailer Park Lady), Heather R. Provost (Hooker)

13. Terrorist Training (Part 2) [13]

First aired: 10/15/2003

The department cheats to pass the homeland security training.

Guest star: Cathy Shim (Suzy Kim), Oscar Nunez (Captain Dwayne Hernandez), Kyle Dunnigan (Clinic Doctor), Adam J. Karp (Store Clerk)

14. Halloween [14]

First aired: 10/20/2003

Weigle steaks out her own house by putting her dead stuffed cat on her own lawn. Her plan is to catch the kids who keep coming into her yard and playing pranks. Jones dies and the cast watches his tape that he made just in case he did die. The tape after revealing things about everyone tells them how Jones would want them all to drink 10 shots for him. Clementine Johnson goes to a vandalizism call and finds gothic teenagers. She talks to them and tells them how there is no satan.

Guest star: Jack Plotnick (Haunted House Man) , Alexa Havins (Gothic Chick [as Alexa Havens]), Tracey Walters (Sheriff W. Chehekevitch), Carmen Plumb (Gothic Kid # 2) 

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Season 2
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1. Dangle's Promotion [15]

First aired: 6/9/2004

Dangle tells everyone that he is leaving because he got a promotion and they will go to dinner to celebrate. But Jones got tickets on the same night to the sold out game.

Guest star: Nadine Ellis (Nurse) , Kenny Rogers (Himself), Mio Takada (Wiegel's Japanese Lover), Floyd Van Buskirk (Fake Dog Owner), Eddie Matthews (Trampoline Jumper), Amy Hill (Dog Owner)

2. Wiegel's New Boyfriend [16]

First aired: 6/16/2004

The other deputies think Wiegel's new boyfriend might be the Truckee River Killer

Guest star: Toby Huss (Big Mike), Kyle Dunnigan (Craig Pullin) , Mitch Rouse (Fireman), Guy Stevenson (Fireman), Matt Price (Novelist)

3. British Law  [17]

First aired: 6/23/2004

A British inspector visits the Reno department to learn new methods and share some of his own

Guest star: Jack Plotnick (Ugliest Boy in the World), Kyle Dunnigan (Craig Pullin) , Gary Anthony Williams (Reno 911 Fan), Tom Bolster (Inspector Martin Smiley), Mary Birdsong (Lisa the Masseuse), Dick Gregory (Blind Panhandler), Anne Girard (Smiley's Hooker)

4. Dangle's Ex Visits [18]

First aired: 6/30/2004

Dangle's ex-wife visits while the deputies are trying to get rid of a Ten Commandments monument.

Guest star: Patton Oswalt (Dungeon Master), Dave Holmes (Debbie's New Husband), Patrick J. Statham (Lyle), Chris Tallman (Gary), Dave Holmes (Leslie Frost), Rachael Harris (Debbie Dangle), Arden Myrin (Miss Nude Reno 1), James Grace (Slurpee Guy), Jennifer Elise Cox (Miss Nude Reno 2)

5. Religion in Reno [19]

First aired: 7/7/2004

A former petty criminal-turned-televangelist broadcasts his "Half Hour of Power" from the Reno jail.

Guest star: Patrick J. Statham (Lyle), Chris Tallman (Gary), Casey Pieretti (Deputy Garwood), Brian Phelps (Reverend Gigg LeCarp), Chino XL (Hymning Perp #3), Matt Winston (German Acrobat), Lauren Weedman (Hysterical Woman), Mina Olivera (Best Looking Prostitute), Craig Gellis (Hymning Perp #1)

6. Firefighters Are Jerks [20]

First aired: 7/14/2004

The Annual Policemen's Ball is threatened when the local firemen schedule their Pancake Dinner the same night.

Guest star: Jim Rash (Andrew) , Casey Pieretti (Deputy Garwood), J.P. Manoux (Hrair Manookian), Yevgeni Lazarev (Eugene Lazarev), Steve Hart (Deputy Ricochet), Guy Stevenson (Fireman), Mitch Rouse (Fireman), Steve Little (Crazed Man), Phyllis Katz (Traffic School Student)

7. Not Without My Mustache [21]

First aired: 7/21/2004

As the deputies struggle to save their moustaches from a county-ordered shave, Jones worries about a psychic's prediction.

Guest star: Nick Swardson (Terry), Nat Faxon (Milk Shake) , Patton Oswalt (Dungeon Master), Kip King (Larrie Plum), Deborah Theaker (Psychic), Brendon Small (Priest), Phyllis Katz (Traffic School Student), Simon Helberg (Hooker Buying Son), Mary Elizabeth Ellis (Nurse), Mary Elizabeth Ellis (Inbred Twin), Charlie Day (Inbred Twin)

8. Security for Kenny Rogers [22]

First aired: 7/28/2004

Garcia and Weigel take over security for a Kenny Rogers book signing.

Guest star: Kenny Rogers (Himself), Patton Oswalt (Kenny Rogers Assassin), Gene Kennedy (Himself), Chris Williams (Blind Witness), Cathy Shim (Pool Hall Girl), Christopher Cody Rogers (Locked Out Frat Boy), Patrick Gallo (Angry Bettor)

9. More FBI Help [23]

First aired: 8/4/2004

When the Lt. Governor's brother goes missing, a criminal profiler is called in to help with the investigation.

Guest star: Nick Swardson (Terry), Nadine Ellis (Nurse) , Ian Roberts (Steve Hardcastle), Trent Gill (Dan, the Band Kid), Michael Ian Black (Chris), Gary Anthony Williams (Well Dressed Man), Choice Skinner (Thuggish Car Owner), Erin Foster (Garcia's Hooker)

10. Raineesha X [24]

First aired: 8/11/2004

As Williams discovers Islam. Soon after, the new convert tries to change herself and the other Reno deputies.

Guest star: Charlie Weirauch (Jehovah's Witness), Brendon Small (Priest), John F. Schaffer (Jehovah's Witness), Sean McDermott (Frat Guy), Nicole Randall Johnson (Bridesmaid), Simon Helberg (Student Driver)

11. Clementine and Garcia Are Dating [25]

First aired: 8/18/2004

After getting it on with nearly every other man in Reno, Johnson finally hooks up with Garcia.

Guest star: Toby Huss (Big Mike) , A.D. Miles (Keith), Phil LaMarr (Craps Guy), Mitch Rouse (Fireman), Guy Stevenson (Fireman), Bryna Weiss (Lady on Roof)

12. Undercover Drug Bust [26]

First aired: 8/25/2004

The deputies go undercover to bust a drug ring.

Guest star: Phyllis Katz (Traffic School Student), Trent Gill (Dan the Band Kid), Patrick Gallo (Tequila Guy), Kathryn Fiore (Hippie Girl), A.D. Miles (Keith), Kip King (Larrie Plum), Lauren Weedman (Hysterical Woman), Joe Kessler (Joe the Camera Man), Cathy Shim (Shooter Girl), Richie Keen (Base Jumper)

13. President Bush in Reno [27]

First aired: 9/1/2004

The Deputies in Reno are assigned traffic control for a presidential whistle-stop visit.

Guest star: Toby Huss (General Lee), Kyle Dunnigan (Craig Pullin), Nadine Ellis (Nurse), Nick Swardson (Terry), Jim Rash (Andrew) , Danny DeVito (Himself), Hugh Davidson (Monkey Man), Guy Stevenson (Fireman), Mindy Sterling (Dog Lady), Mitch Rouse (Fireman), Sonny King (Mack the Marine), Phyllis Katz (Traffic School Student), Floyd Van Buskirk (General Grant)

14. Accidental Marriage (Part 1) [28]

First aired: 9/8/2004

Junior's life is turned upside down by an accidental marriage; Jones and Garcia chase a Milkshake Man.

Guest star: Nat Faxon (Milk Shake), Nadine Ellis (Nurse) , Kip King (Falconer), Frank Nyi (Mr. Nyi), Minglie Chen (Qua the Mail Order Bride), Tommy DiMassimo (Hospital Kid), Steve Little (Crazed Naked Man), Lisa Lo Cicero (Maria Storm), Patton Oswalt (Dungeon Master), Jon Simanton (Discrimination Auditor), Toshi Toda (Ring Leader)

15. Milkshake Man's Death (Part 2) [29]

First aired: 9/15/2004

Jones and Garcia are accused of Milkshake Man's death , which makes The District Attorney investigates the sheriff's department.

Guest star: Kyle Dunnigan (Craig Pullin), Nat Faxon (Milk Shake), Jack Plotnick (Perverted Puppeteer) , Lisa Lo Cicero (Maria Storm), Matt Walsh (Ian Meltzer), Tracey Walter (Sheriff Walter Chechekevitch), Mather Zickel (Mike Powers), Mihran Kirakosian (Robot Man), Phil LaMarr (Craps Guy), Eddy Rice Jr. (Robot Man), George Sharperson (Bailiff)

16. Investigation Concluded (Part 3) [30]

First aired: 9/22/2004

The District Attorney concludes his investigation.

Guest star: Nat Faxon (Milk Shake), Nadine Ellis (Nurse), Nick Swardson (Terry) , Traci Bingham (New Williams - Deputy Verlot), Andrew Bowen (Explosive Redneck), Wayne Brady (New Jones - Deputy Culufu Garwood), Donna D'Errico (New Johnson - Deputy Barbara Cooper), Lou Ferrigno (New Junior - Deputy Cletus Senior), Lorenzo Lamas (New Garcia - Deputy Garcia), Lisa Lo Cicero (Maria Storm), Nicole Randall Johnson (Stolen Hair Victim), Martin Mull (New Dangle - Lieutenant Jim Kringle), Mindy Sterling (Mrs. Leonard), Sean Young (New Wiegel - Deputy Wendy Kelton), Mather Zickel (Mike Powers), George Sharperson (Bailiff) 

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Season 3
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1. Reno S.D. In & Out of Jail (Part 4) [31]

First aired: 6/14/2005

The third season opener reveals how the squad is dealing with the harsh prison conditions. Dangle has taken up German, while Clementine cries. Trudi has been having awful nightmares and Junior has been dealing in illegal contraband from his cell.

2. American Dangle [32]

First aired: 6/21/2005

The deputies enjoy their new lives in the private sector, but a specter from their past continues to haunt them. And call them.

3. Cop School [33]

First aired: 6/28/2005

Back on the beat, the Reno Sheriff's Department adds a new member to the force.
Guest star: Zach Galifianakis (Frisbee)

4. SARS [34]

First aired: 7/5/2005

The threat of a spreading disease causes half of the department to go into quarantine.

5. Eddie's Getaway [35]

First aired: 7/12/2005

The deputies try to catch the fastest criminal in the southwestern United States: Fast Eddie McLintock!

Guest star: Jeff Foxworthy (Eddie McLintock (Voice))

6. The Prefect of Wanganui [36]

First aired: 7/19/2005

The deputies escort a visiting dignitary from Reno's sister city of Wanganui around town.

7. ...And the Installation Is Free [37]

First aired: 7/26/2005

Jones shows up late for work because he was out recording for a radio commercial. Doing the "and the installation is free" spot for High Sierra Carpeting. He proceeds to show the other officers his new car and announce he is making a TV commercial. The premiere comes and he finds out he has been replaced by an animated turtle with his voice and he only gets paid once for his voice, rather than each time the commercial airs.

8. The Hot Tub King [38]

First aired: 8/2/2005

Clemmy becomes engaged to a rich owner of a hot tub chain. Only one problem: He's dead. Meanwhile, Garcia and Williams guard Liberace's piano.

9. Garcia's Girlfriend [39]

First aired: 8/9/2005

Garcia hides who is thought to be his new girlfriend from the other deputies.

Guest star: Kyle Dunnigan (Craig Pullin), Nick Swardson (Terry), Jill-Michele Melean (Maria Garcia), George Sharperson (Officer Moore), Zach Galifianakis (Frisbee), Lisa Lo Cicero (Maria Storm)

10. The Hummer [40]

First aired: 8/16/2005

Dangle learns that he could possibly have a long lost son he never knew about from his Coast Guard days and the station also purchases a Humvee for the officers.

Guest star: Jack Plotnick (Steve Mamella) , Michael Copon (Kane), DeRay Davis (Junior the Third), Kristina Hayes (Principal), Thomas Lennon (Weird Trucker), David Lincoln (Sniffy the Drug Hound), Rachel Sterling (Madam Caramel)

11. Crime Scene Idiots [41]

First aired: 8/23/2005

The cast of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation come to Reno to shoot, while the deputies work as security guards on the set.

12. The One That Got Away [42]

First aired: 8/30/2005

Dangle and Junior are involved in a drug sting that goes bad and have to make it back to the station on foot for miles stark naked.

Guest star: Nick Swardson (Terry) , Mather Zickel (Mike Powers)

13. Craig's Question [43]

First aired: 9/6/2005

Deputy Wiegel's boyfriend has finally proposed to her. The only downside is that his appeals have run out and he is soon to be executed for multiple murders! Before the the execution, the rest of Reno's finest try to put together the wedding of a lifetime for Trudy and her convict fiancee.

Guest star: Kyle Dunnigan (Craig Pullin)

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Season 4
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1. Wiegel's Pregnant [44]

First aired: 7/9/2006

In a short resolution to season three's cliffhangers, it turns out that Garcia and Dangle are pulled out of the car safe (and naked), and, unfortunately, the call placed to the prison was a wrong number, so Craig is killed.

Six months later, Wiegel comes back from her "personal leave" pregnant. It turns out that it was not Craig that impregnated her, but rather via a sperm bank that Junior and Dangle may or may not have contributed to.

Also, Carrot Top goes insane in a Harrah's hotel, throwing furniture out of the presidential suite, shooting at people and stealing police cars.

Guest star: Kyle Dunnigan (Craig Pullin) , Carrot Top (Himself)

2. The Junior Bros. [45]

First aired: 7/16/2006

Garcia goes undercover to bust employers who hire undocumented alien workers, and Junior spends a day with his brothers.

Guest star: Paul Rudd (Guy Gerricault)

3. Jet Ski Blues [46]

First aired: 7/23/2006

When a lonely deputy dies, the Reno Sheriff's Department inherits his beautiful jet ski. A life-and-death, deputy-versus-deputy battle for its possession ensues.

Guest star: Paul Rudd (Guy Gerricault)

4. Rick's On It [47]

First aired: 7/30/2006

When a crime wave floods the streets of Reno, the Sheriff's Department is helped by Citizens Patrolman Rick.

Guest star: Paul Reubens (Rick)

5. Spanish Mike Returns [48]

First aired: 8/6/2006

"Spanish Mike" Alvarez returns to wreak havoc on the Reno Sheriff's Department.

6. Son of a Chechekevitch (Part 1) [49]

First aired: 8/13/2006

After Sheriff Chechekevitch is killed in the line of duty, the deputies swear vengeance.

Guest star: Paul Rudd (Guy Gerricault) , Paul Ari Greenberg (D.A. Scott Greenberg), Tracey Walter (Sheriff Walter Chechekevitch), Brian Posehn (Medical Examiner Stevie)

7. The Investigation Continues (Part 2) [50]

First aired: 8/27/2006

The deputies continue investigating the murder of Sheriff Chechekevitch at his funeral.
Guest star: Paul Rudd (Guy Gerricault), Paul Ari Greenberg (D.A. Scott Greenberg), Tracey Walter (Sheriff Walter Chechekevitch), Brian Posehn (Medical Examiner Stevie)

8. Special. Reno 911!: Miami [50]

First aired: 2/23/2007

The bumbling cops of Comedy Central's hit television series take a trip to Miami Beach for a national police convention, only to find that they must leap into action when the convention center becomes the target of a biological terrorist attack.
Guest star: Paul Rudd (Ethan the Druglord), Chris Tallman (Alligator Expert), Cathy Shim (Spring Break Dream Girl), Patton Oswalt (Jeff Spoder), Nick Swardson (Terry) , Danny DeVito (District Attorney), Lennie Loftin (Chief of Police), Steve Little (Drug Lord's Second Hostage), Irina Voronina (Russian Model), Brian T. Finney (Decontamination Guy), Michael Patrick Jann (Tattoo Shop Owner #1), Todd Holoubek (Tattooed Guy), David Wain (Breen the Plumber), Kyle Dunnigan (Drug Lord's First Hostage), Tamara Fox Meyerson (Tammy), Ian Roberts (Captain Rogers, DHS), Toby Huss (Glen the Desk Clerk), Dave Holmes (Persnickety Desk Worker), David Koechner (Sheriff of Aspen), Kathryn Fiore (Cheyenne the Helicopter Model), Brandon Molale (Kevlar Guy), Michael H. Clark (Bus Driver), Marisa Petroro (Drug Lord's Girlfriend), Alejandra Gutierrez (Miss Acapulco), Matthew Budds (Clapping Cop), Kathryn Smith (Jello Wrestler), David Veach (Dangle's "Body Double"), Tracy Dali (Bike Cop), Mindy Sterling (Spoder's Mom), Eric Price (Wrestling Referee), Floyd Van Buskirk (Proctologist), Shanti Hall (Hot Paramedic), Dwayne Johnson ("The Condor" from S.W.A.T.), Ken Marino (Deaf Tattoo Artist), Jack Plotnick (Steve Marmella), Kevin Allison (Tattoo Victim), Oscar Nunez (Jose Jose Jose), Michael Showalter (Paul), Michael Ian Black (Ron of Rons Tattoo), Joe LoTruglio (Tattoo Shop Owner #2), Paul Reubens (Sir Terrence), Mary Castro (Wiegel's "Body Double"), Michael Hoback (Barry Baum)

9. The Department Gets a Corporate Sponsor [51]

First aired: 4/1/2007

Hotty's Restaurants become the corporate sponsor for the Reno Sheriff's Department.

Guest star: Nick Swardson (Terry)

10. Christian Singles Mixer [52]

First aired: 4/8/2007

Kimball takes Clementine to her Christian Karaoke singles' mixer.

Guest star: Paul Rudd (Guy Gerricault)

11. Proposition C [53]

First aired: 4/15/2007

Raineesha and Trudy are responsible for collecting the ballots in an election to get the deputies a pay raise. But when they do an official tally and find they've been voted down, they consider taking things into their own hands. Jones and Garcia tangle with a drug dealer who may be a D.E.A. agent.

Guest star: Zach Galifianakis (Frisbee)

12. Reno Mounties [54]

First aired: 4/22/2007

Jones and Garcia get transferred to mounted patrol, only to discover that not just anyone can dispense justice from horseback.

Guest star: Michelle Thomas (II) (Tourist Girl #3)

13. Hodgepodge [55]

First aired: 4/29/2007

Kimball tries arresting a magician performing without a permit, who can get out of whatever restraint she places on him. Dangle accidentally releases a child killer free. A customer wants to file a complaint against the brothel for fraud. Junior and Jones deal with a drunk at a Renaissance Festival.

14. Ex-Wife and Her New Husband [56]

First aired: 5/6/2007

Dangle visits his ex-wife and her new husband on their anniversary. Meanwhile, Trudy, Clementine, Raineesha, and Cheresa stake-out a lecherous Meth Dealer and his girlfriends.

15. Dangle's Wedding (Part 1) [57]

First aired: 5/13/2007

Dangle accepts a wedding proposition from his ex-wife's husband, but before he ties the knot, Wiegel gives an even bigger surprise than she planned.

Guest star: Masi Oka (Tourist), Lisa Lampanelli (Pastor)

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Season 5
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1. Did Garcia Steal Dangle's Husband? (Part 2) [58]

First aired: 1/16/2008

Did Garcia steal Dangle's husband? What's happening to Wiegel's Baby? Find out in the season premiere!
Guest star: Nick Swardson (Terry), Lisa Lampanelli (Pastor), Christina Applegate (Seeeeemji)

2. Bounty Hunter Tommy Hawk [59]

First aired: 1/23/2008

The deputies run into Tommy Hawk, the bounty hunter.

Guest star: Wanru Tseng (Cindy the Sex Slave), George Lopez (Mayor Hernandez) , Diedrich Bader (Tommy Hawk), Katie Lohman (Teresa Hawk)

3. Super Knockers! [60]

First aired: 1/30/2008

The department gets new women's specific bullet-proof vests with an unexpected side effect: Super Knockers.

Guest star: Debra Wilson (Dominatrix)

4. Mayor Hernandez [61]

First aired: 2/6/2008

When Reno's Mayor shows up at the station asking for help, the deputies must decide whether to uphold the law, or uphold their local government.

Guest star: George Lopez (Mayor Hernandez), Nick Swardson (Terry Bernadino), Jack Plotnick (Steve Marmella) , Natasha Leggero (Bunny Hernandez)

5. Coconut Nut Clusters! [62]

First aired: 2/13/2008

The deputies go door to door selling Coconut Nut Clusters.

Guest star: Jack Plotnick (Steve Marmella), Nick Swardson (Terry Bernadino)

6. Dangle's Secret Family [63]

First aired: 2/20/2008

Dangle takes time to connect with long-lost relatives: his black half-bother and half-sister (Guest Stars Gary Anthony Williams and Aisha Tyler) from his father's other, secret family in Chicago.

Guest star: Wanru Tseng (Cindy the sex slave), Jim Rash (Andrew) , Gary Anthony Williams (Eric), Aisha Tyler (Bethany), Frank Caeti (Cat Man), Jenn Shagrin (High School Girl)

7. Undercover at Burger Cousin [64]

First aired: 2/27/2008

Undercover at Burger Cousin, to stop a string of robberies at a local burger joint, deputies go to work as fast food employees, where they meet a boss (Guest Star Seth Green) even tougher than Lt. Dangle.

Guest star: Wanru Tseng (Cindy the Sex Slave), Toby Huss (Big Mike) , Seth Green (Rich), Shane Anderson (Bungee Groom), Jordan Ballard (Bungee Bride), Keegan-Michael Key (Theorectical Criminal)

8. The Wall [65]

First aired: 3/5/2008

Junior and Garcia travel to the Mexican border to participate in the Good Fences Make Good Neighbors program, but will the heat and the smell of carne asada distract them from their goal?

Guest star: Chris Tallman (Gary the Klansman), Regan Burns (Snake Bite "Victim"), Steve Hart (Park Ranger), A.D. Miles (Lyle), Na Shi La (Girlscout), John Ennis (Bus Passenger), Heather DeLoach (School Girl), Marc Evan Jackson (Amnesiac), Jimmy Graham (Jumper), Marta Maria McGonagle (Maria the Taco Cart Girl)

9. Death Of A Pickle-Thrower [66]

First aired: 5/22/2008

The deputies reach out to Jackie the Pickle-Throwing Hooker, who has life-threatening disease.

10. Baghdad 911 [67]

First aired: 5/29/2008

The deputies train a squad of policemen from Baghdad.

11. The Tanning Booth Incident [68]

First aired: 6/5/2008

The deputies rally together when Dangle passes out in a tanning booth.

12. Strong Sister [69]

First aired: 6/12/2008

A reporter from Strong Sister magazine does an in-depth profile on Deputy Raineesha Williams.

13. Wiegel's Dad Returns [70]

First aired: 6/19/2008

Wiegel's estranged father gets out of prison and hopes to spend time with his daughter---and go to strip clubs with her coworkers.

Guest star: Jim Rash (Andrew), Nick Swardson (Terry), Toby Huss (Big Mike) , Boni Yanagisawa (Thai Delivery Girl #2), Ben Zook (Jeffrey De La Costa), Jenn Shagrin (High School Girl)

14. Junior Runs for Office [71]

First aired: 6/26/2008

Junior decides he wants to be the Commissioner for Animal Carcass Removal.

Guest star: Keegan-Michael Key (Theoretical Criminal), Jeremy Rowley (Blind Drunk Guy), Ken Marino (Sgt. Andrew Blake), Rachel Avery (Make Out Girl), Dan Castellaneta (Commissioner Jerry Slaerno), Steve Hart (Arrow-Through-the-Head Man), Ben Zook (Jeffrey De La Costa)

15. Undercover Acting Coach [72]

First aired: 7/3/2008

When the deputies grow dissatisfied with their undercover assignments, they hire a Hollywood acting coach (Ryan Stiles) to help them behave more like criminals and drug addicts.

Guest star: Ryan Stiles (Acting Coach)

16. The Parade [73]

First aired: 7/10/2008

The deputies try to win an award to the most patriotic float in a parade.