1 00:00:54,146 --> 00:00:57,240 [O.R. Chatter] 2 00:01:00,086 --> 00:01:02,554 Come on. Get in there. Give me some suction. 3 00:01:02,655 --> 00:01:04,555 Clean it up a little. 4 00:01:04,657 --> 00:01:06,989 Let's go, let's go! 5 00:01:07,093 --> 00:01:09,561 Would anyone care for some powdered orange juice? 6 00:01:09,662 --> 00:01:12,460 - It's fresh. - Just what the doctor ordered. 7 00:01:12,565 --> 00:01:14,499 I'll just sip mine here on the veranda. 8 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:17,068 That water was a lot stronger before you flavored it. 9 00:01:17,169 --> 00:01:20,935 There was only enough powder for two pints, and there's a gallon of us here. 10 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,508 I don't know. It worked with loaves and fishes. 11 00:01:23,609 --> 00:01:26,373 - [Chuckling] - At least it's wet. 12 00:01:27,613 --> 00:01:31,276 - Doctor? - That swill? No. 13 00:01:31,384 --> 00:01:33,352 Thank you, Father. 14 00:01:33,452 --> 00:01:37,354 Of course, if you could wave your hand over it and change it into wine... 15 00:01:37,456 --> 00:01:40,118 - Major, do you box? - No. 16 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:43,821 Good, 'cause I'm tempted to teach you. 17 00:01:43,930 --> 00:01:48,128 Pressure's dropping. No pulse. We're losing him, Doctor. 18 00:01:48,234 --> 00:01:51,670 - Oh, that's impossible. This is a routine operation. - Move it, Winchester! 19 00:01:51,771 --> 00:01:54,103 - Still no pulse. - I don't understand. Why? 20 00:01:54,206 --> 00:01:56,436 Revive first and ask questions later. 21 00:01:56,542 --> 00:01:58,806 - This is insane! - Charles, go! 22 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,708 Get on that horse or step aside. 23 00:02:00,813 --> 00:02:02,781 Doctor, you've gotta do something now. 24 00:02:02,882 --> 00:02:04,850 Shut up, all of you, and let me work. 25 00:02:04,951 --> 00:02:07,511 Cardiac needle and adrenaline, stat. I'll start a massage. 26 00:02:07,620 --> 00:02:10,521 - Better let me handle it. - Even strokes, one per second. 27 00:02:10,623 --> 00:02:12,921 Have her breathe him every five strokes. 28 00:02:13,025 --> 00:02:15,493 I am aware of the procedure, thank you. 29 00:02:16,796 --> 00:02:19,356 Come on. Damn it.! 30 00:02:19,465 --> 00:02:21,626 Come on. Come on. 31 00:02:23,636 --> 00:02:25,570 Live! That's an order! 32 00:02:26,839 --> 00:02:28,830 I'm getting a pulse. 33 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:31,842 - Are you sure? - It's very erratic, but it's there. 34 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:35,175 - Stay with him, son. - [Air pumping] 35 00:02:36,515 --> 00:02:38,142 Pressure? 36 00:02:40,987 --> 00:02:43,922 Sixty, systolic. Pulse is getting stronger. 37 00:02:44,023 --> 00:02:46,719 Eighty over 50. pulse stronger. 38 00:02:46,826 --> 00:02:49,761 - Getting regular. - All right. Let's see if it holds. 39 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:56,067 Ninety over 60. He's alive again. 40 00:02:56,168 --> 00:02:58,329 [All Cheering] 41 00:02:58,437 --> 00:03:01,497 [Laughing] Congratulations, Charles. That was some rubdown. 42 00:03:01,607 --> 00:03:04,576 Wouldn't you know? Just when I'm mad at him, he does something heroic. 43 00:03:04,677 --> 00:03:07,703 I'd applaud you, Major, if this boy didn't need his kidney. 44 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,974 What is all the fuss about? 45 00:03:10,082 --> 00:03:12,915 Haven't you people ever seen a man brought back to life before? 46 00:03:13,019 --> 00:03:15,317 You know, I must be sick today. I've got an appetite. 47 00:03:15,421 --> 00:03:17,685 Thank God you're here, Charles. Revive this liver. 48 00:03:17,790 --> 00:03:21,248 Pierce, for once your mockery is justified. 49 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:23,988 My performance in O.R. Today was inexcusable. 50 00:03:24,096 --> 00:03:26,690 I hesitated far too long before springing into action. 51 00:03:26,799 --> 00:03:29,199 Do I hear right? Humility from that mouth? 52 00:03:29,301 --> 00:03:31,929 It's hard to drag these words out, Charles, but you did a marvelous job. 53 00:03:32,038 --> 00:03:35,007 No, I should have started the massage much earlier. 54 00:03:35,107 --> 00:03:37,405 I should have clamped the art... Do you really think so? 55 00:03:37,510 --> 00:03:41,276 As far as I'm concerned, your patient had the best doctor in the room. 56 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:43,678 Yes, of course. You're absolutely right. 57 00:03:43,783 --> 00:03:46,616 I didn't want to be the one to say so, but thank you for confirming it. 58 00:03:46,719 --> 00:03:48,346 He got me. 59 00:03:48,454 --> 00:03:50,422 We should've known. That size-45 head's a dead giveaway. 60 00:03:50,523 --> 00:03:52,787 - May I join you? - Only at the hips. 61 00:03:52,892 --> 00:03:55,520 Please, Margaret, we need some beauty to offset the beasts. 62 00:03:55,628 --> 00:03:59,428 - Doctor, it was an honor working beside you today. - Don't start him, Margaret. 63 00:03:59,532 --> 00:04:02,467 Being a part of what you did gave me a wonderful feeling inside. 64 00:04:02,568 --> 00:04:05,401 - I want to thank you. - Anytime, Major. It was nothing. 65 00:04:05,504 --> 00:04:09,941 - It should be written up in all the medical journals. - Or at least Boys'Life. 66 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:12,408 The simple adulation of my coworkers will suffice. 67 00:04:12,578 --> 00:04:15,809 Hey, Doc! Nice shoestring catch today. 68 00:04:15,915 --> 00:04:19,544 Thank you, Klinger, and never touch me again. 69 00:04:19,652 --> 00:04:22,849 Here you go, Major. From the law firm of Whitehurst, Blinn, Blinn and Whitehurst. 70 00:04:22,955 --> 00:04:26,152 - Pretty classy. By the way, it's postage due. - [BJ.] I'd sue. 71 00:04:26,258 --> 00:04:29,056 For Captain Hunnicutt from Mill Valley... 72 00:04:29,161 --> 00:04:31,629 Mill Valley, Mee... Vee... 73 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:34,028 Two from my wife, one from my little girl. 74 00:04:34,133 --> 00:04:36,328 Donald Penobscott! That crud! 75 00:04:36,435 --> 00:04:39,962 He's tied up our joint savings account until the settlement is final... 76 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:41,972 and it's mostly my money! 77 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:44,372 Margaret, relax. It's all part of the joy of divorce. 78 00:04:44,477 --> 00:04:46,604 Yes, you'll get it eventually. 79 00:04:46,712 --> 00:04:48,612 If I may wax philosophic... 80 00:04:48,714 --> 00:04:51,842 patience is an integral element of the unbought grace of life. 81 00:04:51,951 --> 00:04:54,613 Oh, cram it down your Webster! 82 00:04:56,288 --> 00:04:58,984 - What did I say? - You mean you don't know either? 83 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:02,219 [Whistling] 84 00:05:03,662 --> 00:05:05,630 Oh! 85 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:09,733 - Colonel! - Ah, shoot. 86 00:05:09,835 --> 00:05:12,804 I must talk to you about that moneygrubbing weasel I'm divorcing. 87 00:05:12,905 --> 00:05:15,203 Please, Major, after I catch the sunset. 88 00:05:15,307 --> 00:05:17,434 It's only 3:00 in the afternoon! 89 00:05:17,543 --> 00:05:19,875 - I like to paint the sky in first. - Colonel! 90 00:05:19,979 --> 00:05:21,947 All right. Find a parking space. 91 00:05:22,047 --> 00:05:25,175 Donald's tied up our joint account into a thousand legal knots... 92 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:27,912 and my lawyers say there's nothing I can do about it. 93 00:05:28,020 --> 00:05:31,888 - The scales of justice take time to balance. - Ah, bull! 94 00:05:31,991 --> 00:05:34,653 Seemed like a good thing to say. 95 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,854 I'm just so sick and tired of this whole divorce! 96 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:41,763 The immediate problem is getting Penobscott to release your money, right? 97 00:05:41,867 --> 00:05:43,892 - Before I kill him. - Right. 98 00:05:44,003 --> 00:05:46,972 What if I put through a call and talk to him, man-to-man? 99 00:05:47,072 --> 00:05:50,200 - Good, but you'll have to make it man-to-rat. - [Knocking] 100 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:51,844 - Enter at your own risk. - Colonel Potter? 101 00:05:51,844 --> 00:05:54,074 - Enter at your own risk. - Colonel Potter? 102 00:05:54,180 --> 00:05:57,013 Captain Tom Greenleigh, Stars and Stripes. 103 00:05:57,116 --> 00:05:59,448 Sorry, I already subscribe. 104 00:05:59,552 --> 00:06:02,749 - I'm here on a story assignment, sir. - I'll give you a story. 105 00:06:02,855 --> 00:06:05,289 Flash: Army nurse gets shiv from ex. 106 00:06:05,391 --> 00:06:07,359 - Pardon me? - Never mind. 107 00:06:07,459 --> 00:06:09,927 Wait a minute. That sounds very interesting. 108 00:06:10,029 --> 00:06:12,827 How 'bout if we discuss it later over drinks in the Officers Club? 109 00:06:12,932 --> 00:06:17,096 - You men, you're all sleaze! - Whoa! Whoo! 110 00:06:17,203 --> 00:06:21,572 Want to slip 'em back in their sockets, Captain? Yoo-hoo! Captain? 111 00:06:21,674 --> 00:06:24,905 Uh, oh, yes, sir. I'm here to do a story on your Major Winchester... 112 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:27,478 the surgeon that brought the G.I. Back on the table. 113 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:30,845 - Brass thinks it's newsworthy. - How'd they find out about it so quickly? 114 00:06:30,950 --> 00:06:33,418 - Winchester? - Well, he called in the lead. 115 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:36,545 Surprised it took him so long. I don't know about this. 116 00:06:36,655 --> 00:06:40,523 All my people do a good job. I don't like setting one above the others. 117 00:06:40,626 --> 00:06:44,585 - Especially him. - Well, sir, H.Q. Has requested that you comply. 118 00:06:44,697 --> 00:06:46,597 - General Imbrie. - Uh-huh. 119 00:06:46,699 --> 00:06:48,894 - The place is yours. - Thank you, Colonel. 120 00:06:49,001 --> 00:06:52,095 If it's okay, I'd like to start off by asking you a couple of questions. 121 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:54,172 Okay, if you like. 122 00:06:54,273 --> 00:06:57,401 Who was that feisty majorette? 123 00:06:57,509 --> 00:06:59,943 You're the snoop. Dig for it. 124 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:02,673 Please, bear with my clumsiness, Captain. 125 00:07:02,781 --> 00:07:06,740 This is my first interview since I graduated from Harvard summa cum laude... 126 00:07:06,852 --> 00:07:09,980 with one of the highest grade point averages ever seen at that institution. 127 00:07:10,089 --> 00:07:13,490 The man's a marvel. He can grovel and blow his own horn in the same breath. 128 00:07:13,592 --> 00:07:16,925 Pierce! Ah, just a moment. 129 00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:20,530 Lampoon to your heart's delight... 130 00:07:20,633 --> 00:07:23,101 but when the brass in Tokyo read this article about me... 131 00:07:23,202 --> 00:07:26,501 I shall be delivered from this muckhole and placed in a proper facility. 132 00:07:26,605 --> 00:07:28,505 With a crescent moon on the door. 133 00:07:28,607 --> 00:07:31,235 I knew there had to be a good reason why you saved that guy's life. 134 00:07:31,343 --> 00:07:35,302 Pierce! Ignore them, Captain. 135 00:07:35,414 --> 00:07:38,815 I assume that you'll want to start with some biographical information. 136 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:40,942 I really don't have room for that. Just the facts. 137 00:07:41,053 --> 00:07:42,953 Oh, right. Of course. 138 00:07:43,055 --> 00:07:46,957 I was born in upper Boston, where my family has lived for five generations. 139 00:07:47,059 --> 00:07:49,027 In a modest 20-room log cabin. 140 00:07:49,128 --> 00:07:51,596 Due to my background and breeding... 141 00:07:51,697 --> 00:07:55,497 it was inevitable that I attend the finest schools... Choate, Harvard. 142 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:57,728 The Massachusetts Institute of Snobbery. 143 00:07:57,836 --> 00:08:02,136 When they get this way, I usually just hit them with a rolled-up newspaper. 144 00:08:02,241 --> 00:08:06,507 - Last night we ate his slipper. - Perhaps we should start with some pictures. 145 00:08:06,612 --> 00:08:08,910 A flash of genius. 146 00:08:09,014 --> 00:08:10,914 Okay. 147 00:08:11,016 --> 00:08:13,746 - We'll say "cheese," you say "Choate." - Let's call the whole thing off. 148 00:08:13,852 --> 00:08:15,752 Get out of my picture and out of my life! 149 00:08:15,854 --> 00:08:19,517 Wait a minute. That's... That's not a bad shot. Winchester and his cohorts. 150 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:21,650 Praise be to the god of surgery. 151 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,751 We kiss thy hand, Your Swell-headedness. 152 00:08:23,862 --> 00:08:25,762 [Chuckling] Got it. 153 00:08:25,864 --> 00:08:29,891 Here you go, shutterbug! Snap my picture and win me a free trip home. 154 00:08:30,002 --> 00:08:33,096 - That's a guy. - These reporters don't miss a thing. 155 00:08:33,205 --> 00:08:36,333 Captain, I've got a great photo series for your rag. 156 00:08:36,442 --> 00:08:40,776 Stars of the silver screen as portrayed by Corporal Max Klinger. 157 00:08:40,879 --> 00:08:43,871 Wait a minute. I know. Charles Laughton in Mutiny on the Bounty. 158 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,882 - After the mutiny. - Wrong. 159 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:49,750 This is one of the characters from the 1939 epic Gone with the Wind... 160 00:08:49,855 --> 00:08:51,755 and it ain't Rhett Butler. 161 00:08:51,857 --> 00:08:53,620 Where did he escape from? 162 00:08:53,726 --> 00:08:57,924 That's the idea, sir. I'm a loon. Now tell the world. 163 00:08:58,030 --> 00:09:00,931 Get out of here, you antebellum baboon! 164 00:09:01,033 --> 00:09:03,900 - [Southern Accent] Unhand me, damn Yankee! - Klinger! 165 00:09:04,036 --> 00:09:05,901 [Man On p.A.] Attention, all personnel. 166 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,472 Wounded arriving in the compound. Come one, come all. 167 00:09:08,574 --> 00:09:11,202 - The fun never stops. - Stay close, Greenleigh. 168 00:09:11,310 --> 00:09:14,677 - You'll get some memorable shots of me in action. - Hey, wait a minute, Captain! 169 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:18,739 - What about my picture? - We'll think about that tomorrow, Scarlett. 170 00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:23,413 I'll be waiting at Tara! That's the tent next to the latrine. 171 00:09:32,264 --> 00:09:35,233 - Belly wound. Plasma. Type and cross match. - [Sneezes] 172 00:09:35,334 --> 00:09:38,303 Springtime in Korea, when the air is filled with pollen and bullets. 173 00:09:52,518 --> 00:09:54,418 All right, wait. 174 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:57,489 Let's find a really interesting case, one that's more newsworthy. 175 00:09:57,589 --> 00:10:00,319 Let's see here. 176 00:10:00,426 --> 00:10:04,021 Fracture. Femur. No, wait, wait. This one's nothing. 177 00:10:07,199 --> 00:10:09,724 Uh, Major Houlihan? Captain Tom Greenleigh. 178 00:10:09,835 --> 00:10:13,134 - We met in Colonel Potter's office. - Get out of my way! 179 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,638 - Nice to see you again! - Excuse me, Captain. 180 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:19,040 - Yes. - Hey, hey! Watch it, will you? 181 00:10:19,144 --> 00:10:21,704 Tag him number two. Get him inside. 182 00:10:21,814 --> 00:10:24,282 Look, Greenleigh, why don't you play with your Brownie someplace else? 183 00:10:24,383 --> 00:10:26,442 - These guys have been shot enough for one day. - Amen. 184 00:10:26,552 --> 00:10:29,749 This is not a fashion show. Stand off to the side while you take those. 185 00:10:29,855 --> 00:10:33,484 - Yes, sir. - Captain Greenleigh. A good one here. 186 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:36,152 Sucking chest wound. This'll be perfect. 187 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:39,128 Pressure dressing, stat. Get him into O.R. How's this? 188 00:10:39,231 --> 00:10:41,859 Good. Just lean over a bit more. 189 00:10:41,967 --> 00:10:44,060 - More. - Uh... 190 00:10:44,169 --> 00:10:47,161 - Head... Chin up. Good, good. - Huh? Fine. 191 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,172 Tokyo, here I come. 192 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,367 [Shutter Clicks] 193 00:10:53,431 --> 00:10:55,991 Uh, Captain, you are probably asking yourself... 194 00:10:56,101 --> 00:10:59,502 "Why did he do a primary anastomosis?" 195 00:10:59,604 --> 00:11:02,164 - Good question. - Thank you. 196 00:11:02,274 --> 00:11:04,902 Sure. Well, ordinarily, see... 197 00:11:05,010 --> 00:11:07,604 one would do a... do a colostomy... 198 00:11:07,712 --> 00:11:10,476 and leave the delicate work for the surgeons in Tokyo. 199 00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:15,576 However, since I am more adept than, uh... [Laughing] others here... 200 00:11:15,687 --> 00:11:19,350 I'm able to give these brave soldiers that little extra something. 201 00:11:19,457 --> 00:11:21,925 [Humming Patriotic Tune] 202 00:11:22,027 --> 00:11:25,588 You have just heard the ponderous words of Dr. Charles Emerson Supercilious... 203 00:11:25,697 --> 00:11:28,757 the only surgeon who can operate with one foot lodged in his mouth. 204 00:11:28,867 --> 00:11:32,496 I use a fascinating stitch of my own devising during closure. 205 00:11:32,604 --> 00:11:34,538 You want... Cap... Captain? 206 00:11:34,639 --> 00:11:37,938 I can't believe it. They're walking out on you, Major. 207 00:11:38,043 --> 00:11:40,807 Mind if I watch? 208 00:11:40,912 --> 00:11:42,812 It's a half-free country. 209 00:11:42,914 --> 00:11:44,882 I meant watch you. 210 00:11:47,419 --> 00:11:50,786 - You never quit, do you? - Now you're getting it. 211 00:11:50,889 --> 00:11:52,857 I thought you were watching me operate. 212 00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:56,826 - He's operating on his own now, Charles. - Table for one, no waiting! 213 00:11:56,928 --> 00:11:59,294 You're fast today. Using a sewing machine? 214 00:11:59,397 --> 00:12:01,865 Time flies when you're not trying to impress the press. 215 00:12:01,967 --> 00:12:04,299 Put in a new blade, Pierce. It's not cutting. 216 00:12:04,402 --> 00:12:07,701 Blunt trauma to the chest. Looks like an aneurysm. 217 00:12:07,806 --> 00:12:10,570 Well, that should slow you down, Mr. Zippety Zip. 218 00:12:10,675 --> 00:12:13,735 - Winchester, you better take it. - I've done aneurysms before. 219 00:12:13,845 --> 00:12:16,973 It's Winchester's specialty. It's best to go with your strength. 220 00:12:17,082 --> 00:12:19,778 [Chuckling] Finish closing for me. 221 00:12:19,884 --> 00:12:21,852 Thank you. Gown. 222 00:12:22,887 --> 00:12:24,787 Thank you. 223 00:12:24,889 --> 00:12:27,357 All right. [Laughing] 224 00:12:27,459 --> 00:12:31,361 Pierce, step aside. Doctor at work. 225 00:12:31,463 --> 00:12:33,897 And this is the famous Private Sutton... 226 00:12:33,999 --> 00:12:35,967 who only owes me his life. 227 00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:38,035 - Is that true, kid? - That's what he tells me. 228 00:12:38,136 --> 00:12:40,696 This is Captain Greenleigh from Stars and Stripes. 229 00:12:40,805 --> 00:12:44,263 - He's gonna do a bit of reportage on your case. - I'm gonna be in the papers? 230 00:12:44,376 --> 00:12:47,106 We're going to be in the papers, yes. 231 00:12:47,212 --> 00:12:50,238 This ain't the first time I've been wounded, you know. I already got a Purple Heart. 232 00:12:50,348 --> 00:12:53,283 Yeah? Let's hear about it. 233 00:12:53,385 --> 00:12:55,353 - It was about six months ago. - Uh-huh. 234 00:12:55,453 --> 00:12:57,751 - I was in this bunker, see... - [Nervous Chuckle] 235 00:12:57,856 --> 00:13:00,654 Sutton, stay calm. You mustn't get excited. 236 00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:03,455 Why do people always go berserk when they meet a reporter? 237 00:13:03,561 --> 00:13:05,859 Nurse. 238 00:13:05,964 --> 00:13:08,432 - When did you come on duty? - Three hours ago. 239 00:13:08,533 --> 00:13:11,730 - Was the drainage this bloody when you first checked him? - About the same as now. 240 00:13:11,836 --> 00:13:16,466 - Anything to worry about? - Maybe we should ask Front Page Charlie. 241 00:13:16,574 --> 00:13:20,237 - Oh, Charles. - Not now, Pierce. 242 00:13:20,345 --> 00:13:22,609 So, tell me about the other times you got clobbered, kid. 243 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,909 The first time was at Pork Chop Hill. 244 00:13:25,016 --> 00:13:28,474 Say, Captain, one battle is so much like the next. 245 00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:32,920 There's the senseless shelling and the repetitious attacking and the retreating. 246 00:13:33,024 --> 00:13:35,254 - It's all quite mindless. - Dr. Winchester.! 247 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,260 What is it, Pierce? 248 00:13:37,362 --> 00:13:40,729 I would like a consultation on a medical matter. You remember medicine. 249 00:13:40,832 --> 00:13:43,130 Gentlemen, this won't take me more than a second. 250 00:13:43,234 --> 00:13:48,001 Sutton, stay calm and quiet until I get back. You need to rest. 251 00:13:48,106 --> 00:13:50,574 - Uh, now... - Calm! 252 00:13:50,675 --> 00:13:52,643 Quiet. 253 00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,645 Spare me the barbs. Get to the point. 254 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,738 - It's Martinez, your aneurysm patient. - Yes? 255 00:13:57,849 --> 00:14:00,818 - The drainage from his chest tube is too bloody. - That's ridiculous! 256 00:14:00,919 --> 00:14:03,979 Could it be that you missed a bleeder during your press conference in O.R.? 257 00:14:04,089 --> 00:14:06,353 I didn't miss anything in there. 258 00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:09,518 - Pulse and pressure are normal. - Mm-hmm. 259 00:14:09,627 --> 00:14:12,095 Then how do you explain all the red stuff? 260 00:14:12,197 --> 00:14:16,156 In this type of operation, there is occasionally excess drainage. 261 00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:19,566 If you had my years of experience in this area, you would know that. 262 00:14:19,671 --> 00:14:22,139 No, you wouldn't, for you haven't my intuition. 263 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:24,708 Could be, but my trick knee tells me check for hemorrhaging. 264 00:14:24,809 --> 00:14:27,277 Opening this man up is not going to solve anything. 265 00:14:27,378 --> 00:14:29,437 Pierce. 266 00:14:29,547 --> 00:14:33,313 Are you sure you don't have an ulterior motive? 267 00:14:33,418 --> 00:14:35,750 - An ulterior motive? - Of course. 268 00:14:35,854 --> 00:14:39,790 Show me up, get the headlines, hmm? It's very clever. 269 00:14:39,891 --> 00:14:42,359 The only thing that's keeping me from knocking your block off... 270 00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:45,122 is I would have to treat you afterwards. 271 00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:48,131 Truth hurts, doesn't it, Pierce? 272 00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:51,669 - [Door Slams] - [Chuckling] 273 00:14:51,769 --> 00:14:54,135 - [Knocking] - I dare you to come in! 274 00:14:54,239 --> 00:14:56,366 - Major? What the... - Oh. 275 00:14:56,474 --> 00:14:58,942 Careful, Colonel. I just washed those. 276 00:14:59,043 --> 00:15:01,511 Sorry, I didn't mean to stick my nose in your business. 277 00:15:01,613 --> 00:15:04,878 - Did you talk to Donald? - Till I was blue in the face. 278 00:15:04,983 --> 00:15:07,178 - He said no? - In a word, yes. 279 00:15:07,285 --> 00:15:09,185 Damn it! I knew it! 280 00:15:09,287 --> 00:15:12,154 Margaret, if it'll help, I could lend you some money till things... 281 00:15:12,257 --> 00:15:14,919 Ah, save it! I mean, thank you, Colonel. 282 00:15:15,026 --> 00:15:20,157 But it's not the money. I just hate sitting here, not being able to do anything about it. 283 00:15:20,265 --> 00:15:22,426 - I feel like hitting something! - Understandable. 284 00:15:22,534 --> 00:15:24,559 No, I feel like breaking something! 285 00:15:24,669 --> 00:15:27,695 - I think I'd better go check on Sophie. - Understandable. 286 00:15:27,805 --> 00:15:31,605 - Good night, Margaret. - [Screaming] 287 00:15:32,777 --> 00:15:34,745 [Nurse] Pulse is 110. 288 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:38,475 - Lfhe was a hummingbird, he'd be in great shape. - How's the drainage? 289 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,778 Still too much. 290 00:15:40,885 --> 00:15:43,513 This kid's definitely blown a gasket. 291 00:15:45,156 --> 00:15:48,216 I'm gonna scrub. Prep him for O.R. And go find Winchester. 292 00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:51,227 Tell the star he's on in five minutes. 293 00:15:52,564 --> 00:15:55,294 Sorry, Martinez. 294 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:58,528 Nobody should have to go through two opening nights. 295 00:15:58,636 --> 00:16:01,230 Say when, Margaret. 296 00:16:01,339 --> 00:16:03,432 Men stink. 297 00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:05,509 Close enough. 298 00:16:06,811 --> 00:16:10,975 Can I confide in you, honey... cutt? 299 00:16:11,082 --> 00:16:13,380 - Hunnicutt. - As a doctor or a bartender? 300 00:16:13,484 --> 00:16:15,816 I think you're cute. 301 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:19,378 - So do I, but what do we know? - Not like old Donald Duckface. 302 00:16:20,658 --> 00:16:22,592 It's been four months... 303 00:16:22,694 --> 00:16:24,992 since we made close order drill. 304 00:16:25,096 --> 00:16:28,759 - [Chuckles] - That's what he used to call it. 305 00:16:28,866 --> 00:16:32,461 Margaret, maybe I shouldn't be hearing this. I'm not a licensed innkeeper. 306 00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:36,438 Four long months. 307 00:16:36,541 --> 00:16:40,443 Sometimes I really miss being held by a man, you know? 308 00:16:40,545 --> 00:16:44,777 Having him caress me, kiss me... 309 00:16:44,882 --> 00:16:46,782 touch my hair. 310 00:16:46,884 --> 00:16:50,342 - How 'bout some coffee? - It wouldn't be the same. 311 00:16:50,455 --> 00:16:53,015 I'm afraid it's the best I can do. 312 00:16:53,124 --> 00:16:55,024 Never mind. 313 00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:58,027 Well. Good evening, Major. 314 00:16:58,129 --> 00:17:00,893 How 'bout if I, uh, buy you a drink? 315 00:17:00,999 --> 00:17:03,968 - Do you always talk in opening lines? - Huh? 316 00:17:04,068 --> 00:17:08,095 "Buy you a drink." "Remember me?" "Mind if I watch?" 317 00:17:08,206 --> 00:17:11,698 I can't wait to find out how much I remind you of your sister. 318 00:17:11,809 --> 00:17:15,438 Then you tell me... how do I do it? 319 00:17:15,546 --> 00:17:18,071 No, how do I tell a beautiful woman... 320 00:17:18,182 --> 00:17:20,616 whom I've watched with fascination... 321 00:17:20,718 --> 00:17:23,312 who's filled my thoughts ever since I got here... 322 00:17:23,421 --> 00:17:26,356 that I would like to get to know her very, very well? 323 00:17:26,457 --> 00:17:29,324 That's awfully good. 324 00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:32,021 [Chuckling] Thank you. 325 00:17:33,498 --> 00:17:36,262 - How 'bout if I buy you a drink? - What? 326 00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:38,995 - Well, that's fine. Bartender... - Not... Not here. 327 00:17:40,271 --> 00:17:42,239 My tent. 328 00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:49,377 Just give me five minutes to... tidy things up a little. 329 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:53,439 Oh, boy. Whatever these are, I'd like two to go. 330 00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:56,918 Greenleigh, easy on her. She's going through a rough time right now. 331 00:17:57,021 --> 00:17:59,489 Hey, Doc, come on. I'm an officer and a gentleman. 332 00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:02,457 Is it five minutes yet? Never mind. Don't worry about it. 333 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,858 I'll just walk very slowly. 334 00:18:04,962 --> 00:18:09,058 Ah! Captain, okay, there's no way you can't recognize this little cutie. 335 00:18:09,167 --> 00:18:12,102 - A perennial box-office favorite. - Not now, huh? 336 00:18:12,203 --> 00:18:14,103 It's Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz... 337 00:18:14,205 --> 00:18:17,333 about to be magically transported to Kansas... or Toledo, which is on the way. 338 00:18:17,442 --> 00:18:20,673 - I gotta run. I'll take your picture tomorrow, okay? - Promise? 339 00:18:20,778 --> 00:18:23,372 - Promise.! - Did you hear that, Toto? 340 00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:26,348 We're going home! We're going home! 341 00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:30,419 Pierce, how dare you open up one of my patients! 342 00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:32,489 I just couldn't wait till Christmas. 343 00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:34,490 Of all the unmitigated gall! 344 00:18:34,592 --> 00:18:36,719 Gall? No, I'd say an artery, hemorrhaging. 345 00:18:36,828 --> 00:18:38,728 You should have gotten my opinion. 346 00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:41,993 I couldn't wait for it to come out in the papers. 347 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:44,398 Well, lookee here. 348 00:18:44,502 --> 00:18:48,939 - Lookee where? - In the superior ascending aorta. 349 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:52,009 One of the suture lines is leaking. 350 00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:55,204 - One of my suture lines. - Vascular silk. 351 00:18:55,313 --> 00:18:58,282 I do... I don't know how it could've happened. 352 00:18:58,383 --> 00:19:00,351 Yes, you do. 353 00:19:02,153 --> 00:19:04,053 Yes, I do. 354 00:19:05,923 --> 00:19:08,619 Ah, what a beautiful morning! 355 00:19:08,726 --> 00:19:12,184 - You don't look so bad yourself. - Thank you. 356 00:19:12,296 --> 00:19:15,060 It's been a long time since I've felt this good. 357 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,157 Don't mention it. 358 00:19:17,268 --> 00:19:20,237 Listen, I gotta hit a deadline tonight in Tokyo... 359 00:19:20,338 --> 00:19:22,806 but I'll be back through these parts in a couple of weeks... 360 00:19:22,907 --> 00:19:25,205 and I'd like to fill up your dance card. 361 00:19:25,309 --> 00:19:27,777 - Oh, Tom. - No, really. 362 00:19:27,879 --> 00:19:30,313 Come here. 363 00:19:30,415 --> 00:19:32,883 Next time we should go to Seoul. 364 00:19:32,984 --> 00:19:36,784 Now, I know a great spot we can stay down there. It's called Geno's Shangri-la. 365 00:19:36,888 --> 00:19:39,823 It's got a little garden in back with a real tree. 366 00:19:39,924 --> 00:19:41,915 - Tom. - It's very romantic. You'll love it. 367 00:19:42,026 --> 00:19:45,518 Tom. Last night was very important to me. 368 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:49,430 - Me too. - But not for the same reason. 369 00:19:49,534 --> 00:19:53,470 For the first time since my divorce, I was free of my husband. 370 00:19:53,571 --> 00:19:55,539 I finally let him go. 371 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:58,074 So what's the problem? 372 00:19:58,176 --> 00:20:01,976 Well, now that I've found a little freedom, I want to stay free. 373 00:20:02,079 --> 00:20:05,446 Oh. That's the problem. 374 00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:08,144 At least for a while. 375 00:20:08,252 --> 00:20:10,482 Well, if that's the way you feel. 376 00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:14,456 - I'm afraid I do. - I'm still gonna call you though. 377 00:20:14,559 --> 00:20:17,790 [Chuckling, Moans] 378 00:20:17,895 --> 00:20:21,797 - You never do give up, do you? - No. No, no. 379 00:20:26,838 --> 00:20:29,671 - Good morning, Major. - Oh, sir! Good morning, Colonel! 380 00:20:29,774 --> 00:20:31,742 - Glorious morning, isn't it? - Glorious. 381 00:20:31,843 --> 00:20:34,471 - You all right? - Never better. 382 00:20:34,579 --> 00:20:38,743 Is this the same Margaret Houlihan who's been punting backsides all over camp? 383 00:20:38,850 --> 00:20:41,011 No, sir, this is a new Margaret Houlihan. 384 00:20:41,118 --> 00:20:44,645 Well, whatever you did to change, keep it up. 385 00:20:44,755 --> 00:20:46,552 Yes, sir. 386 00:20:50,828 --> 00:20:53,820 [Whistling] 387 00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:57,767 Say it, Pierce! 388 00:20:57,869 --> 00:21:00,099 You're gonna say it anyway, so say it now! 389 00:21:00,204 --> 00:21:02,297 - Say what? - You know. 390 00:21:02,406 --> 00:21:05,637 "Well, if it isn't Charles"Ego' Winchester, the Boston Bungler." 391 00:21:05,743 --> 00:21:10,203 That is what you would say. Oh, I left out "I told you so." 392 00:21:10,314 --> 00:21:13,044 - Well, say it! - Why should I? You already did. 393 00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:15,448 - Yeah, you loved it, didn't you? - Anybody home? 394 00:21:15,553 --> 00:21:18,249 - No, but we'd like to be. - Major, I finished the article. 395 00:21:18,356 --> 00:21:21,120 Not now, Greenleigh. My soul is in torment. 396 00:21:21,225 --> 00:21:23,352 You are gonna love this. Listen. 397 00:21:23,461 --> 00:21:26,362 "With lightning efficiency, he moves from one difficult case to the next. 398 00:21:26,464 --> 00:21:28,932 - When the medicos..." - Medicos? 399 00:21:29,033 --> 00:21:30,933 Yeah, gives it some zip. 400 00:21:31,035 --> 00:21:34,596 "Encounter a traumatic aneurysm, the enlargement of a vessel leading to the heart... 401 00:21:34,705 --> 00:21:37,799 "they call in the one man who can guarantee a successful operation... 402 00:21:37,909 --> 00:21:41,709 - Major Charles Emerson..." - Stop! Stop right there. 403 00:21:41,812 --> 00:21:46,681 The patient to whom you refer developed complications due to my inefficiency. 404 00:21:46,784 --> 00:21:49,776 - So you would be printing a lie. - So who's gonna know? 405 00:21:49,887 --> 00:21:51,787 Me! 406 00:21:51,889 --> 00:21:55,518 Therefore, you will not print it at all! 407 00:21:55,626 --> 00:21:59,255 What... What are you doing? You can't rip that up. 408 00:21:59,363 --> 00:22:02,628 You're telling me that I've wasted two whole days... 409 00:22:02,733 --> 00:22:06,760 listening to endless stories about that lace curtain circus you call a family? 410 00:22:06,871 --> 00:22:08,771 Take care, man! 411 00:22:08,873 --> 00:22:11,740 - What a dump. - The decorator's here. 412 00:22:11,842 --> 00:22:16,108 Forget it. I don't care what I take back to Tokyo, as long as it's a story. 413 00:22:16,213 --> 00:22:19,148 - We're wasting light, Joan Crawford. - Bette Davis. 414 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:22,219 Did you say "light"? I've been trying for so long. 415 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:25,448 I want to thank the Academy, my public. I love you! Love you all! 416 00:22:25,556 --> 00:22:28,548 - Come on. Let's go! - God bless you, Darryl Zanuck! 417 00:22:28,659 --> 00:22:30,957 [Chattering, Indistinct] 418 00:22:31,062 --> 00:22:34,759 Charles, you're not gonna like this, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. 419 00:22:34,865 --> 00:22:38,665 - You're pompous, arrogant, conceited and a total boor... - [Sighs] 420 00:22:38,769 --> 00:22:40,669 But you're all right. 421 00:22:40,771 --> 00:22:42,739 [Chuckles] 422 00:22:46,877 --> 00:22:49,675 - Good evening, Charles. - No, thank you. 423 00:22:49,780 --> 00:22:53,113 Why the sour puss? Captain Greenleigh just left with your article. 424 00:22:53,217 --> 00:22:56,345 By next week, you'll be the toast of the Far East. 425 00:22:56,454 --> 00:22:59,150 There will be no article. I ripped it up. 426 00:22:59,256 --> 00:23:04,125 - What did you do that for? - 'Cause I didn't like his style. 427 00:23:04,228 --> 00:23:08,688 Funny. I wasn't crazy about it myself. 428 00:23:08,799 --> 00:23:12,200 But now I'm having second thoughts. 429 00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:15,204 So am I. 430 00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:17,774 Margaret, are we talking about the same thing? 431 00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:20,503 - Oh, I'm sure we're not. - Oh.