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[Big Band Over P.A.]

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[Man Singing In Korean And English]

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[Ends]

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Hey, Major,
I just vacuumed there!

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Give me that!

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Major, please.
It's up to us to keep Korea beautiful.

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- Beautiful.
- [Man On p.A.] Attention, all personnel.

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Ambulance andjeeps
approaching compound.

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Everyone is instructed to do their stuff.
That is all.

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Pierce, Houlihan, you take the bus.

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- B.J. And I'll take the jeeps.
- What about me?

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You pass out the coffee and doughnuts.

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- Only bus I've ever seen that's always on schedule.
- Not an empty seat.

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- All right, more light in here!
- Okay, hubba hubba.

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- We got all we can handle here.
- Jerry, you again?

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- Yeah.
- You were here 12 hours ago.

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- You sure get around.
- Yeah, I sure do.

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I handle all the vacation spots.
These here are guests of Hill 403.

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- Don't you ever sleep?
- Sleep? What's that?

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You close your eyes, put your head on your
chest, and have nightmares about the war.

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- When you're a medic,
you don't have to close your eyes.
- Let's get this guy outside.

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You know, when I first got to Korea,
I could carry one of these all by myself.

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Could we get some light out here please?

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- Where do you want the piano, lady?
- Anywhere.

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Just don't mark up the floor.
Superficial. He can wait.

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[Charles] Hunnicutt,
I have a chest and a femoral here.

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Hawk, can you do me a little favor?

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Jerry, after all those training films,
how could you let that happen?

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- Oh, no.
- Wait a second. Beej?

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- Yeah?
- How many chest wounds you got?

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Two so far.

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- How bad is he?
- Take a look.

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- What's the favor?
- I'd like to watch you guys work in O.R.

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I never get beyond the waiting room.

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Request denied, Sergeant.
We're here to operate, not to demonstrate.

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Charles, as chief surgeon and
your superior in everything but rank...

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- I hereby deny your denial.
- I second that.

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- All those in favor of me say "aye."
- [All] Aye!

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- Motion carried, Charles. Democracy in action.
- Dictatorial anarchists.

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Don't worry about him. He's just mad
because you're getting in for free.

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- What is it?
- Number one.

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[Hawkeye] Clamp it there.
Next on our tour, the human heart.

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Most people think it's a large red thing
that holds five pounds of chocolates.

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Not so.
This little dynamo...

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pumps up to six liters of blood a minute
and has the durability of a tank.

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The only thing guaranteed to break it
is a cute blonde in very tight shorts.

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This takes longer than I thought.

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You know, there's a lot of guys
waitin' to get in here.

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Since when did we hire
a shop foreman?

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- Clamp.
- Clamp.

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Don't worry, Nielson. We'll have 'em
all in and out before closing time.

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Sorry, sir.
I just get a little anxious.

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We all do.
We wear the masks to cover it.

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Major, I specifically asked
for a Satinsky clamp.

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On the contrary.
Your request was ambiguous.

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You asked for a clamp.

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And if you can't ask nicely,
don't ask at all.

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Oh! How much longer will I have
to put up with all of you?

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A child your age is hard
to place in a foster home.

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- [Chuckles]
- What are you doing there?

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Suturing an artery. It's sort of like
reupholstering your '38 Chevy.

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Boy, that's incredible. You know,
I always wanted to be a doctor.

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What happened?

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Well, when I graduated high school,
I had to support my family.

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Well, who knows?
Maybe when you get back home.

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Oh, this borders on the precious.

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All right, time's up,
and our panel is stumped.

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Charles, what is bothering you?

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Yeah, Major.
Why the case of colic?

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And be specific.

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Well, I should blame this on Colonel Potter,
but I want to spread it around to all of you.

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- What'd I do this time?
- I received a letter from
Massachusetts General Hospital.

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- The one in Massachusetts?
- [Margaret Giggles]

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Notice how well I ignore.

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Because I have been assigned to
this place with no foreseeable escape...

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my name has been withdrawn from
contention for chief of thoracic surgery.

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- Clamp!
- Clamp.

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And after all he spent
on campaign hats.

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Major, I know this isn't gonna take,
but I'm sorry.

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- Spare me your sympathy.
- I called it.

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Another opening like this
might not occur for years.

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I don't know. I understand the North Koreans
are looking for a good rubdown man.

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You're a skilled surgeon, Charles.
You can always work door-to-door.

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Rest assured that I will despise each and
every one of you if I live to be a hundred.

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Well, you know what they say, Charles:
"Time wounds all heels."

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[Obnoxious Laughter]

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[Laughter Continues]

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Oh, wow!
The Thompson twins in the buff.

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- They don't look very much alike.
- Of course not. They're brother and sister.

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They are?
Oh, yeah.

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- [BJ.] Feeling better, Charles?
- Well, if I was...

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seeing you two has brought me
right back to miserable.

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- Well, that's where you live.
- I'm warning you, Pierce.

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- What about me?
- You too, Hunnicutt.

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I'm warning both of you.

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I will no longer allow you
to take advantage of my misfortunes.

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In other words, leave me alone or you'll both
be wearing my footprint on your butts!

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- Think he means it?
- Gee, I hope not.
My steel underwear's in the wash.

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Mass General wanted me because I am
a brilliant and an inspired surgeon.

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Dad didn't have to donate that building.

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[Scoffs]
Look, Winchester...

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we know how much that job
meant to you.

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Silence, Pierce!
Just silence!

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I've had enough! This is the end
of any further conversation between us.

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- What about me?
- You too, Hunnicutt.

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In fact, it goes for
this entire wretched camp.

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I will no longer speak
to anyone here ever again! Period!

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You're not serious?
Question mark.

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Yeah, don't build up our hopes, Charles,
unless you really mean it.

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These are my final words:
Leave me alone.

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- Ahh.
- We can't pass that up.

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You know what this means, don't you?
We're gonna have to make you talk.

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Th...

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These are absolutely my final words:

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Never, never, never.

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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy!

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Attention, gourmands.
It's now recall time.

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Think back, a way back to Tuesday.

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Remember those luscious pork chops?
Well, here they are again.

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Forty-eight hours old
and still clinging to the bone.

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Good afternoon, Major.

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Somewhere in those three words,
I must have said something terrible.

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Say, isn't that Charles Winchester,
the noted hermit?

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- Sounds like him.
- Hey, Major, what do you say?

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I got a lot of hungry people
here to poison.

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- Is he ordering in Morse code?
- The major's decided
he doesn't like us anymore, Klinger.

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He's broken off
undiplomatic relations.

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He won't talk to us. He won't read to us.
He won't even sing to us.

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Isn't that right, Charles?

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Okay, okay.
You don't have to use that tone with me.

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You know, if I had half that guy's neuroses,
I'd be outta here.

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It takes years of breeding, Klinger.

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Uh, no.
Shall we, uh, join old gabby?

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Yeah. Let's, uh, joust
with the silent knight.

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- Uh, where we gonna eat?
- Gee, I don't know.

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- Maybe we could, uh, squeeze in here.
- Oh, it's a little crowded.

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I guess we'll have to split up.
You don't mind, do you, Charles?

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Thanks.
Pleasant chap.

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Salt of the earth.
Oh, would you pass it, please?

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- Of course.
- Thank you.

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- Uh, would you, uh...
- No, no, thank you.

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- You sure?
- Oh, well, thanks.

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Oh, would it bother anyone if I were
to comb out my mustache before I ate?

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Well, it's all right with me,
but you know how it bothers Charles.

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Charles?
Thanks. I will.

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Comb, comb, comb, comb, comb,
comb, comb, comb, comb, comb.

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Nothing. We should be telling him
to shut up by now.

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- It's time to call out the verbal cavalry.
- Right.

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Charles, your mother wears
very expensive combat boots.

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- How was that?
- No, no, no. More vicious. I got one.

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Charles, your father buys
his suits off the rack.

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That was below the belt.

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Charles, your parents
voted for Roosevelt...

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- four times.
- Beautiful.

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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Where are you going?

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- We're not finished yet.
- At least he could have said good-bye.

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The nerve of that guy not giving in.

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- This is gonna be harder than we thought.
- Don't worry.

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- You haven't heard the last from him.
- I haven't heard anything.

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DA-66-Bs.

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Form DA-362-1 A.

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DA-362-1...
Oh, yeah.

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Ah, the first snowfall of the season.

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- A million forms, and no two alike.
- Be with you guys in a second.

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- I'm sort of sorting.
- Looks like military solitaire.

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- Radar, we gotta send a telegram.
- From you two to who to?

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- A certain Major Charles Emerson Winchester.
- Isn't he here?

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Uh, we want it to look like Massachusetts
General Hospital is sending the wire.

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- Oh, I get it. A scam.
- Just call it a little white scam.

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00:10:02,594 --> 00:10:05,119
What do you guys wanna... I mean,
what's the hospital gonna say to him?

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Uh, "Hospital administration
appalled by decision of committee.

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We would be honored to place
your name among the candidates."

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"Your-Your patriotism and bravery...

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- more than make up for your absence."
- Good touch.

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Oh, I don't know.
I don't like the unauthorizedness of this.

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- Radar, we've gotta get him to talk.
- It's a point of honor.

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00:10:21,313 --> 00:10:24,043
What's the point?
He's easier to talk to when he says nothing.

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Radar, I just got October's
issue of Nudes Illustrated.

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00:10:27,619 --> 00:10:30,611
They cover the opening of
the women's basketball season.

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- I'll get right on it.
- This'll pry open his voice box.

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00:10:33,725 --> 00:10:35,625
- Uh-oh.
- What?

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00:10:35,727 --> 00:10:37,627
I'm sorry, sirs. This'll have to wait.
Choppers incoming.

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00:10:37,729 --> 00:10:39,629
Why aren't they ever outgoing?

184
00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:43,094
Looks like S.R.O. In O.R.

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00:10:43,202 --> 00:10:45,102
We'll have to schedule
an extra matinee.

186
00:10:45,204 --> 00:10:48,037
I see you're back, fella.

187
00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:50,700
Hey, what is this? It looks like
this guy put the bandage on himself.

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00:10:50,809 --> 00:10:54,006
- What's going on here?
This is pretty sloppy first aid.
- Jerry, what happened here?

189
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What do you mean?
They're wounded.

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- You all right?
- Put some pressure on this wound.

191
00:11:02,421 --> 00:11:04,389
Are you hurt?

192
00:11:06,825 --> 00:11:10,522
Listen, can you tell me something?

193
00:11:13,332 --> 00:11:16,267
- Is this me?
- Are you kidding?

194
00:11:16,368 --> 00:11:19,735
- You're SergeantJerry Nielson. You're a medic.
- This is MASH 4077.

195
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This doesn't look familiar?

196
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,332
Oy.

197
00:11:24,443 --> 00:11:27,003
Hey, what's holding up this train?
We gotta scrub. Let's move it!

198
00:11:27,112 --> 00:11:29,376
- In a minute, Colonel. We got a problem here.
- What's that?

199
00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:32,245
- It's Nielson, the medic.
He doesn't know who he is.
- Does he have a head injury?

200
00:11:32,351 --> 00:11:34,717
- I don't see anything.
- All right.

201
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:39,154
Let's get him inside and take some X-rays.
I'll have Radar call Sidney Freedman.

202
00:11:39,258 --> 00:11:41,783
If he's lucky,
he'll forget the whole damn war.

203
00:11:47,866 --> 00:11:51,097
- Does the room look smaller to you?
- Maybe we've just outgrown it.

204
00:11:51,203 --> 00:11:53,467
I saw this movie.
It Happened One Night.

205
00:11:53,572 --> 00:11:56,700
Clark Gable was over there,
and Claudette Colbert was right over here.

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00:11:56,808 --> 00:11:58,708
Sorry, Claudette.

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00:11:58,810 --> 00:12:01,301
You know, I don't think I like the idea
of being subdivided in my own home.

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00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:05,850
Well, look at it this way, Beej. It gives us
a place to hide our dirty underwear.

209
00:12:05,951 --> 00:12:09,853
- There we go.
- You'll have to stop buying that boomerang brand.

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- Here's Sidney.
- Ah, good. Professional help is on the way, Charles.

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00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:18,291
- Sidney, what kept you?
- My jeep had a nervous breakdown.

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- Notice anything different?
- Yes.

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Hunnicutt's got a mustache.

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00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:24,968
- Nothing gets past him.
- No, thanks.

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00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:27,038
What's the logical
explanation for this?

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00:12:27,139 --> 00:12:29,835
Albert Schweitzer has cut himself off
from the world.

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00:12:29,942 --> 00:12:32,570
Oddly enough at his request,
not the world's.

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- Hello, Major.
- Oh, he's serious, Sidney.
He won't even talk to himself.

219
00:12:36,415 --> 00:12:39,145
Interesting. And you called me
about somebody else?

220
00:12:39,251 --> 00:12:41,583
Another person hiding behind a blanket.
An amnesia case.

221
00:12:41,687 --> 00:12:44,247
It's really something, Sidney.
This bright, dedicated kid...

222
00:12:44,356 --> 00:12:46,620
holding out his dog tags
trying to figure out who he is.

223
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:49,626
No sign of physical injury.
Just can't remember a thing.

224
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:53,425
- Could be the billfold syndrome.
- Oh, sure.

225
00:12:53,532 --> 00:12:56,365
- The billfold syndrome.
- A man looks at his I.D. Or his billfold...

226
00:12:56,468 --> 00:12:58,368
and he can't place himself.

227
00:12:58,470 --> 00:13:01,530
- Can you help him?
- I'll do what I can.

228
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:04,768
Uh, sirs, I have a telegram
for Major Winchester.

229
00:13:04,876 --> 00:13:07,811
- Uh, next apartment.
- Oh, hello, Major Dr. Freedman.

230
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,108
The V.I.P. Tent will be ready
as soon as I move my animals out.

231
00:13:10,215 --> 00:13:12,445
Sounds very comfy.

232
00:13:14,119 --> 00:13:17,486
- I wouldn't wait for a tip.
- All I want is the magazine.

233
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,648
Later.

234
00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:23,285
- Looks like good news, Charles. What is it?
- Yeah, share it with us.

235
00:13:23,395 --> 00:13:26,558
[BJ.]
Come on. We wanna know.

236
00:13:26,665 --> 00:13:28,292
Yes?

237
00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:32,798
Now if you can pad the rest of these walls,
I think you got it.

238
00:13:34,539 --> 00:13:37,064
- Well, how you doing?
- He's doing just fine.

239
00:13:37,175 --> 00:13:39,700
Don't you worry, son.
We're gonna pull you through this.

240
00:13:39,811 --> 00:13:43,042
- I'll be all right.
- Of course you will.

241
00:13:43,148 --> 00:13:45,946
- I'll be in my office.
- Jerry, there's someone here to see you.

242
00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:50,351
I wish it was Rita Hayworth or Rita Hayworth
with a mustache, but it's just this guy.

243
00:13:51,657 --> 00:13:53,989
Dr. Freedman.

244
00:13:54,092 --> 00:13:56,219
- How are you?
- I'm okay.

245
00:13:56,328 --> 00:14:00,321
I'm a psychiatrist. I just want to ask you
a few questions, if you don't mind.

246
00:14:01,933 --> 00:14:04,902
Can we start with your name?

247
00:14:05,003 --> 00:14:08,097
Well, according to them,
I'm Jerry...

248
00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:11,698
- Nielson.
- Thank you.

249
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,712
Do you have any idea
where you are?

250
00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:21,449
- [Whispering] Hospital.
- Margaret!

251
00:14:21,553 --> 00:14:24,681
My mouth is shut.

252
00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:26,690
Do you know where this hospital is?

253
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,227
Wait a minute.
They told me.

254
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,234
No.

255
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,600
Do you remember anything
that happened before you arrived here?

256
00:14:43,475 --> 00:14:47,275
- Nothing at all.
- Jerry, can you tell me what year this is?

257
00:14:52,984 --> 00:14:56,112
All right.
Why don't you take it easy for a while.

258
00:14:56,221 --> 00:15:00,487
- I wish I could help you.
- We'll talk later.

259
00:15:02,894 --> 00:15:05,055
I'll be right back.

260
00:15:06,398 --> 00:15:08,457
You got a verdict, Sidney?

261
00:15:08,567 --> 00:15:11,934
Well, my guess is something terrible
happened to him out in the field...

262
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:14,835
and he decided to deal with it
by not dealing with it.

263
00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:18,103
- What can we do?
- I'd like to hypnotize him.

264
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:21,043
Hopefully dig up whatever he
so desperately wants to forget.

265
00:15:21,146 --> 00:15:24,138
- You do it up here?
- Right under the big top.

266
00:15:24,249 --> 00:15:26,183
However, I'll need a couple
of volunteers from the audience.

267
00:15:26,284 --> 00:15:28,184
- Take me, Houdini.
- Me, me!

268
00:15:28,286 --> 00:15:31,084
Okay, Hawkeye and the little guy
with the hairy lip.

269
00:15:31,189 --> 00:15:33,419
Margaret, I'd like you to go in
and try to keep him calm.

270
00:15:33,525 --> 00:15:36,722
- Sure.
- I guess all I get to do is wish you luck.

271
00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:39,626
- We could use some of that too.
- So what do we do?

272
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,596
Either of you ever act
in the school play?

273
00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:43,759
Oh, yeah.
In college, I played Hamlet.

274
00:15:43,869 --> 00:15:45,496
- No kidding?
- I was pre-med.

275
00:15:45,604 --> 00:15:47,663
I was the only one who could
get his hands on a skull.

276
00:15:47,773 --> 00:15:52,107
What I'm going to do is try to have
Nielson relive his trauma under hypnosis...

277
00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:55,304
bring him back to the exact time
and place where he lost his memory.

278
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:58,109
- How do we fit in?
- Tell you over a beer.

279
00:15:58,216 --> 00:16:00,707
You're going to help me
recreate that time and place.

280
00:16:00,819 --> 00:16:03,845
You'll be everything from the voices of
his buddies to the sounds of the battle.

281
00:16:03,955 --> 00:16:05,855
- Uh, wait a minute.
- The sounds of the battle?

282
00:16:05,957 --> 00:16:07,857
- You gotta be kidding.
- I've done a few of these before.

283
00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:10,519
- I've seen it work.
- I lied to you about Hamlet.

284
00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:15,088
[Old Folk Song]

285
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,226
Oh, boy, he's just
killing the happy hour.

286
00:16:26,311 --> 00:16:28,404
Ah, they're playing
my dirge.

287
00:16:28,513 --> 00:16:31,004
Sell it, Pops.
I mean, Father.

288
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:34,608
I've been doing this song for 20 minutes.
I can't find the ending.

289
00:16:34,719 --> 00:16:38,621
- Bartender, three beers for the Three Muscatels.
- Comin' up.

290
00:16:38,723 --> 00:16:42,682
By the way, Doc, I keep hearing
the same melody over and over in my head.

291
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,694
Think I got anything?

292
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:48,459
- Tired ears.
- Three beers!

293
00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:50,558
And one for the loudmouth
at the end of the bar.

294
00:16:50,669 --> 00:16:52,933
- It's on me.
- You got it.

295
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,706
You know, it's sad.
I mean...

296
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:59,675
a guy loses one little job,
and he turns his back on everybody.

297
00:16:59,778 --> 00:17:01,712
[Hawkeye] What makes him think
they'd have taken him in the first place?

298
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,804
Yeah, now, if there was
a janitor's job open...

299
00:17:03,915 --> 00:17:06,179
- he might have stood a chance if he had a friend.
- If he had a friend.

300
00:17:06,284 --> 00:17:09,617
Is that what you think, Beej?

301
00:17:11,189 --> 00:17:13,680
Is that what
all you cretins think?

302
00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:17,888
- Did you hear something
that sounded like Charles?
- The mummy speaks.

303
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:22,990
Indeed, and I am going to rise
from this hideous tomb...

304
00:17:23,101 --> 00:17:25,797
and leave all you relics behind.

305
00:17:25,904 --> 00:17:30,307
- Going somewhere, Charles?
- You bet your beer-soaked brains I am.

306
00:17:30,408 --> 00:17:32,433
Read this and weep.

307
00:17:32,544 --> 00:17:37,140
This is from the
Massachusetts General Hospital.

308
00:17:37,249 --> 00:17:40,116
Massachusetts General Hospital.
You are looking...

309
00:17:40,218 --> 00:17:43,745
at the next
chief of thoracic surgery.

310
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:47,484
Gentlemen, eat my dust.

311
00:17:47,592 --> 00:17:49,753
Well, we got him to talk.

312
00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:52,421
That's nothing.
I can make him yell.

313
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,795
Charles, uh, I wouldn't
pack my bags just yet.

314
00:17:55,901 --> 00:17:57,801
- No?
- No.

315
00:17:57,903 --> 00:18:00,895
See, Beej and I sort of, uh...

316
00:18:01,006 --> 00:18:04,999
well, know about your news.

317
00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:07,704
- You read my telegram?
- Read your... Oh, heavens, no.

318
00:18:07,812 --> 00:18:10,406
- We wouldn't read your telegram.
- We wrote it.

319
00:18:10,515 --> 00:18:13,348
- You-You wrote that?
- Uh-oh.

320
00:18:13,451 --> 00:18:15,715
Well, I admit it wasn't
the nicest thing we've ever done...

321
00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,720
but you have to realize
you challenged us.

322
00:18:17,822 --> 00:18:20,017
- There was no other way to get you to talk.
- We don't like to lose.

323
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,320
Especially to you.

324
00:18:22,427 --> 00:18:27,592
This is the most despicable, in...
You wrote that?

325
00:18:27,699 --> 00:18:30,327
- Mm-hmm.
- Insidious...

326
00:18:30,435 --> 00:18:33,165
Uh, underhanded.

327
00:18:33,271 --> 00:18:36,570
Underhanded, rotten...

328
00:18:36,675 --> 00:18:38,404
- Wait. No, wait.
- Charles.

329
00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:43,140
- Slimy scheme that you two vermin...
- Slimy?

330
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,148
- Have ever perpetrated!
- Maybe vermin, but not slimy.

331
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,775
- I loathe you!
- Charles, no...

332
00:18:47,886 --> 00:18:50,719
I loathe you!

333
00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:53,890
Welcome back, Charles.
We missed you.

334
00:18:55,193 --> 00:18:57,252
[Freedman]
All your thoughts are on the pen.

335
00:18:57,362 --> 00:18:59,387
Only the pen.

336
00:18:59,497 --> 00:19:04,298
You're sleepy.
You're in a very relaxed state.

337
00:19:04,402 --> 00:19:06,893
Deeper and deeper.

338
00:19:07,005 --> 00:19:08,905
Isn't it relaxing?

339
00:19:11,076 --> 00:19:14,876
Now I want you to hold
your left arm straight out.

340
00:19:19,517 --> 00:19:22,008
Okay, you're still concentrating.

341
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:26,853
You're very relaxed.
He's ready.

342
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,358
- To make a left turn?
- You can put your arm down.

343
00:19:31,196 --> 00:19:34,063
All right, you know what to do,
so just follow the leader.

344
00:19:34,165 --> 00:19:37,498
If I were operating in Carnegie Hall,
I wouldn't be this nervous.

345
00:19:37,602 --> 00:19:42,335
Jerry, open your eyes.
You're in Korea.

346
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:47,036
Most of the time, you're with
the 5th Regimental Combat Team.

347
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,045
Where was your unit last night?

348
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:52,082
Hill 403.

349
00:19:52,183 --> 00:19:54,174
The Chinese threw a battalion at us.

350
00:19:54,285 --> 00:19:59,382
There was confusion.
Shells dropping all around.

351
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:02,051
[Imitating Bombs Dropping]

352
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:05,186
Your buddies are falling.
You've gotta get to them.

353
00:20:05,296 --> 00:20:07,696
- Corpsman! Corpsman!
- Stay down!

354
00:20:07,799 --> 00:20:09,892
I'll get to ya!
Just stay down!

355
00:20:10,001 --> 00:20:13,061
- Thompson, help me here, will ya?
- What do you need?

356
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:15,435
My bandages and morphine.
I left 'em in the bunker.

357
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:19,806
Don't worry, buddy. You're gonna
be all right. Incoming round! Look out!

358
00:20:19,911 --> 00:20:21,776
[Imitating Bomb Dropping]

359
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:22,904
- Thompson!
- What is it?

360
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,413
- Where's Stevie?
- Stevie?

361
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:27,542
My kid brother. He's in your platoon.
Have you seen him?

362
00:20:27,652 --> 00:20:30,052
- Sidney, his brother.
- Just answer "no."

363
00:20:30,155 --> 00:20:32,783
- No, I haven't seen him.
- Oh, God!

364
00:20:32,891 --> 00:20:36,622
Stevie!
I gotta find Stevie!

365
00:20:36,728 --> 00:20:38,628
Where is he?

366
00:20:42,067 --> 00:20:45,264
I gotta find him.
I gotta find him.

367
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,270
Lieutenant, have you seen my brother?

368
00:20:48,973 --> 00:20:51,498
- I don't know what to say.
- Go with it. Anything.

369
00:20:51,609 --> 00:20:54,476
Damn it, Lieutenant, answer me!
Is he dead?

370
00:20:54,579 --> 00:20:56,274
I don't know, Nielson.
I haven't seen him.

371
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,906
I gotta find him.
Please, help me find him.

372
00:20:59,017 --> 00:21:01,008
We're looking, Jerry,
but we can't find him.

373
00:21:01,119 --> 00:21:05,783
We have to!
I promised Mom I'd look out for him.

374
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:11,055
She's counting on me.
I'm the oldest.

375
00:21:11,162 --> 00:21:13,289
She said it's my job.

376
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:19,091
- Not that too.
- It'll kill her.

377
00:21:19,204 --> 00:21:22,640
Stevie! Stevie!

378
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:26,107
Stevie!

379
00:21:27,946 --> 00:21:30,847
Jerry, we've looked.
We've looked everywhere.

380
00:21:30,949 --> 00:21:32,849
What happened to Stevie?

381
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:35,848
Oh, Stevie.

382
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:40,948
Stevie, no.

383
00:21:41,059 --> 00:21:43,892
Please, no.

384
00:21:43,995 --> 00:21:45,553
Tell me, Jerry.

385
00:21:45,663 --> 00:21:47,893
I found him.

386
00:21:49,467 --> 00:21:53,198
He never got out of the bunker.

387
00:21:55,073 --> 00:21:57,268
He never made it.

388
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,378
I'm sorry, Mom.

389
00:22:03,882 --> 00:22:06,248
I'm sorry.

390
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:18,284
[Sobbing]

391
00:22:18,396 --> 00:22:22,059
Jerry, I'm going
to bring you out now...

392
00:22:22,167 --> 00:22:24,067
but I want you
to listen to me first.

393
00:22:24,169 --> 00:22:27,468
We need your help.

394
00:22:27,572 --> 00:22:30,336
We need you
to retain your memory.

395
00:22:30,441 --> 00:22:34,343
You're SergeantJerry Nielson,
and you're from Hartford, Connecticut.

396
00:22:34,445 --> 00:22:37,778
It's okay to remember.

397
00:22:37,882 --> 00:22:41,045
We're going to talk a lot about this.

398
00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:43,985
We're going to help you,
and you're going to help yourself.

399
00:22:44,088 --> 00:22:46,648
[Sobbing Continues]

400
00:22:46,758 --> 00:22:49,352
All right, on the count of three
you'll wake up.

401
00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:53,396
One, two, three.

402
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:55,591
[Snaps Fingers]

403
00:23:01,472 --> 00:23:05,203
It's okay, Jerry.
It's okay.

404
00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:09,269
Let it out.
Let it out. It's okay.

405
00:23:09,380 --> 00:23:11,371
It's okay.
It's okay.

406
00:23:14,252 --> 00:23:17,346
- A toast to you and Jerry.
- You know, we made a pretty good team in there.

407
00:23:17,455 --> 00:23:20,151
Let's hope that was
our farewell performance.

408
00:23:23,094 --> 00:23:26,621
All here, gentlemen?
Good. Good.

409
00:23:26,731 --> 00:23:29,529
- Telegram for you.
- Telegram?

410
00:23:29,634 --> 00:23:31,534
[All Chuckling]

411
00:23:31,636 --> 00:23:35,299
- Shall I, uh, open it?
- I'd check it for wires first.

412
00:23:39,744 --> 00:23:43,236
"Gentlemen, heads up."

413
00:23:43,348 --> 00:23:45,407
[Jeep Engine Starting]

414
00:23:47,018 --> 00:23:49,578
[All Clamoring]