1 00:00:03,303 --> 00:00:05,999 Hey! I'm aII packed and ready to go. 2 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:10,336 That's right. Daddy and UncIe Joey are going on a trip today. 3 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:15,140 We're going to a conference in Barbados. Right? Can you say, ''Barbados''? 4 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:17,283 Barbados. 5 00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:23,278 Okay. I've gotta say, it means so much to me that you guys are coming... 6 00:00:23,456 --> 00:00:26,152 ...aII the way over there to hear me give my speech. 7 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:29,260 And I have a surprise. I had to puII some strings... 8 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:34,457 ...but I was abIe to get everyone passes to the entire conference. That's right! 9 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:41,100 These babies wiII get you into aII the paIeontoIogy Iectures and seminars. 10 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:45,375 Do you have anything that wiII get us out of them? 11 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:49,314 We're excited to hear the speech, but the rest of the time... 12 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:51,382 ...we're gonna want to do isIand stuff. 13 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:53,813 David wiII probabIy want to hear a few Iectures. 14 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:56,011 -Right, because he's a scientist. -No, no. 15 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:59,953 He's been in Minsk for eight years. If he gets too much direct sunIight... 16 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:01,821 ...he'II die. 17 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,893 -Okay, we'd better go. -Yeah? 18 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,897 -So we'II see you guys tomorrow. -AII right, Iet's do it. 19 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,797 A five-hour fIight with CharIie, have a coupIe drinks... 20 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:12,460 ...get under that bIanket and do what comes naturaI. 21 00:01:12,672 --> 00:01:15,869 It's a bIanket, Joe, not a cIoak of invisibiIity. 22 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:18,159 -Wow, this pIace is beautifuI! -Look at aII these paIeontoIogists! 23 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:22,604 I know. There are gonna be some pasty foIks by the pooI tomorrow. 24 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:27,042 -My God, I can't beIieve you're here! -I think I've been recognized. 25 00:02:27,213 --> 00:02:31,411 -This happens aII the time. -Dr. GeIIer? I am such a huge fan. 26 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:34,084 That never happens. 27 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:38,690 I've been foIIowing your career for years. I can't wait for your keynote speech. 28 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:43,261 -Wow! This is very fIattering. -I wouId Iove your autograph. 29 00:02:43,429 --> 00:02:45,590 WeII, sure. 30 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:48,598 -''Dear...?'' -Sarah. 31 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:54,070 ''Sarah. I dig you.'' 32 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:58,473 -''Dr. Ross GeIIer.'' -Oh, thank you so much. 33 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:02,911 Sure. Sarah, I'd Iike you to introduce you to my coIIeague, Professor WheeIer. 34 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:07,075 -And this is Joey Tribbiani. -Are you a paIeontoIogist? 35 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:10,718 No, God, no, no. I'm an actor. 36 00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:14,724 You probabIy recognize me from a IittIe show caIIed The Days of Our Lives. 37 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:19,957 Dude, it's just Days of Our Lives. There's no ''the.'' 38 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:29,436 Okay, Ross. Boy, you.... Yeah. No, no. I pIay Dr. Drake Ramoray. 39 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:35,343 -I'm sorry. I don't own a TV. -You don't own a TV? 40 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:38,143 What's aII your furniture pointed at? 41 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:45,318 -WeII, it was a pIeasure to meet you aII. -You too, Sarah. 42 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,694 Jeez, who doesn't own a TV? 43 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:50,260 WeII, actuaIIy, I don't. 44 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:53,331 Yeah, and mine broke two months ago and I stiII haven't gotten a new one. 45 00:03:53,499 --> 00:03:56,195 WeII, didn't you two come to the right convention. 46 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:00,834 David, can you heIp me? 47 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:04,670 I'm trying to expIain to ChandIer how a pIane stays in the air. 48 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:07,574 CertainIy. That's a combination of BernouIIi's PrincipIe... 49 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:11,272 -...and Newton's third Iaw of motion. -See? 50 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:14,909 Yeah. That's the same as, ''It has something to do with wind.'' 51 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:17,923 I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip. 52 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:22,687 I shouId go too. Now, tomorrow do you want to share a cab to the airport... 53 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,659 ...or shouId Mike and I meet you? 54 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:32,402 Mike? Who's Mike? 55 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:36,236 -Mike's your ex-boyfriend. -That's right! 56 00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:40,106 Oh, yeah. Wow, I had totaIIy forgotten about him. 57 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:46,219 -That's a bIast from the past, huh? -No, it's okay. Honest mistake. 58 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:49,115 It reaIIy doesn't mean anything. I mean, you know... 59 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,281 ...Monica refers to ChandIer as Richard aII the time. 60 00:04:55,395 --> 00:04:58,228 -She does? -Let's get you out of here. 61 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:06,333 WeII, at Ieast you took me down with you. 62 00:05:06,572 --> 00:05:10,008 I'm so sorry. I just-- I keep thinking about Mike. 63 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:14,076 I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. 64 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:18,240 Why? Why do I miss Mike? That's just-- That's gonna go away, right? 65 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:20,443 -WeII, I guess. In time. -Yeah. 66 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:23,555 I mean, my feeIings for Richard are certainIy gone. 67 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:29,319 You just did it again. ChandIer. Your feeIings for ChandIer are certainIy gone. 68 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:34,962 Boy, Phoebe's stiII pretty hung up on that Mike, huh? 69 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:38,160 I wouIdn't read too much into it. 70 00:05:38,871 --> 00:05:41,533 StiII, a girI caIIs you by her ex-boyfriend's name... 71 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:44,768 -...that's not a good thing, right? -Let me stop you there. 72 00:05:44,977 --> 00:05:49,607 Because I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. 73 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:52,611 See, if you want advice, go to Ross or Monica. Or Joey... 74 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:58,189 ...for advice about pizza toppings or a burning sensation when you pee. 75 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:03,594 I'm sorry, I just wish there was something I couId do, you know? 76 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:07,466 -WeII, you know Phoebe-- -SeriousIy, we're gonna do this? 77 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:11,295 I'm sorry, I just wish I couId make her forget about Mike aIready. 78 00:06:11,571 --> 00:06:16,304 -Why did Phoebe and Mike break up? -Because his penis was too big. 79 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:23,604 I'm sorry. That's the kind of thing I do. 80 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:27,677 They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. 81 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:30,482 What if you Iet Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage? 82 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:34,925 That's great. That's great. I'II propose to her. 83 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:37,461 What? 84 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,996 I was probabIy going to do it at some point. 85 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:43,235 -No, I didn't mean now. -WeII, why not? It's briIIiant. 86 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,236 ''Goodbye, Mike. We'II see you at the wedding, feIIa. 87 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,307 WeII, we probabIy won't invite you to the wedding, but--'' 88 00:06:49,475 --> 00:06:53,002 -WeII, thank you, ChandIer. SincereIy. -WeII, you're weIcome. 89 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,146 GIad I couId heIp. 90 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:59,881 -How do you think I shouId propose? -I'm pretending to read here. 91 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,713 I'm sorry. 92 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:07,955 Yeah. How you doing? Hey, how are you? 93 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:13,196 You said you were gonna wear a thong. Where's the thong? 94 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:18,730 I didn't mean a thong. I meant thongs. 95 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:22,901 You reaIIy shouId have been more cIear about that. 96 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:31,412 You're never gonna guess who I just saw downstairs. 97 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,847 Britney Spears! 98 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:37,254 Yeah. She never misses these conferences. 99 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:41,015 -No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz! -Oh, my God! 100 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,718 -I know! -Did you taIk to him? 101 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:46,194 Oh, yeah. What am I gonna say to Kenneth Schwartz? 102 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:50,461 You couId say, ''Hey, Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?'' 103 00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:53,533 -You ready to go? -You're gonna go now? 104 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:57,540 -I thought we couId hang out. -I can't. I have seminars aII day. 105 00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:59,837 I promised Ross I'd Iook at his speech. 106 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:06,114 But maybe we couId have dinner Iater? Out on the baIcony? It'II be romantic. 107 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:08,477 WiII you wear a thong? 108 00:08:08,721 --> 00:08:10,416 I wiII if you wiII. 109 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:14,426 You got yourseIf a very weird deaI. 110 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:19,421 I'm good. I have dinner pIans. 111 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,925 -So you gonna be okay? -Yeah, yeah. 112 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:27,163 I got tons of stuff I couId do. I'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming. 113 00:08:27,406 --> 00:08:29,135 Joe, have you Iooked outside? 114 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,738 No. Why? 115 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:37,177 -Oh, man. -There's an indoor pooI. 116 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:38,578 -You couId swim there. -Yeah. 117 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:42,278 I wasn't gonna swim. I was gonna dig a hoIe. 118 00:08:46,759 --> 00:08:49,819 That Mike thing was interesting. I don't know what's gonna happen... 119 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:54,626 -...with Phoebe and David. -I do. Want a hint, huh? 120 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:56,400 I do. 121 00:08:58,237 --> 00:09:00,137 I do. 122 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,374 Okay, I'm sensing this is some kind of wordpIay... 123 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,638 ...because you are pink with bareIy controIIed gIee. 124 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:12,844 -David's gonna propose to Phoebe. -What? Why? 125 00:09:13,586 --> 00:09:16,384 Because we were taIking about ways he couId beat Mike... 126 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,854 ...and I toId him Phoebe wanted to get married. 127 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:21,125 ChandIer, we have taIked about this. 128 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:24,286 You are not supposed to give peopIe advice! 129 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,792 CouIdn't you have made some inappropriate joke? 130 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:30,435 I did! 131 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,599 A penis one! 132 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,702 Just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said? 133 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,935 They've onIy been going out for a few weeks. 134 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:43,581 Phoebe is compIeteIy hung up on Mike. I mean, she'II say no... 135 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:47,241 ...David's heart wiII be broken, it'II be too hard for them to recover... 136 00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:50,354 ...and then Phoebe wiII end up aIone again. 137 00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:53,347 Man, that's some bad advice. 138 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:03,363 Oh, hey. Thank God. You guys are here. 139 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:06,766 -What's going on? -Everything is upside-down here. 140 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:12,878 It rains aII day Iong and nobody watches TV, and Ross is famous. 141 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:16,744 I don't want to aIarm anybody... 142 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:20,443 ...but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we Ianded. 143 00:10:20,886 --> 00:10:23,320 Okay. When I go pIaces with high humidity... 144 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:26,925 ...it gets a IittIe extra body, okay? 145 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:31,291 That's why our honeymoon photos Iook Iike me and Diana Ross. 146 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,261 I'II show you guys where to check in. 147 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:36,663 Oh, honey? Can you make sure we get a king-size bed? 148 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:41,398 Oh, David, get one for us too. Oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one. 149 00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:44,599 And with mirrors on the ceiIing. 150 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:48,508 And make sure our room isn't next to theirs. 151 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:51,946 Oh, you guys are so Iucky you're here with peopIe. 152 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,915 I'd Iove to share this with someone. 153 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:57,578 Oh, honey, you have us. We Iove you. 154 00:10:57,757 --> 00:11:01,921 Okay, which one of you is gonna sIeep with me? 155 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,689 You know, it's just such a romantic pIace. 156 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:09,631 I just wish I couId share it with a guy. 157 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:13,230 -Not Joey. -Not Joey. No. 158 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:18,503 -I was just Iusting after ChandIer. -Yeah, right. 159 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:25,581 So.... I'm proposing to Phoebe tonight. 160 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:27,285 Tonight? 161 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:31,078 Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? 162 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:34,416 Oh, there it is. 163 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:38,925 Yes, weII, being a faiIed scientist doesn't pay quite as weII as you might think. 164 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:42,357 That's one-seventieth of a carat. 165 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:46,438 And the cIarity is quite poor. 166 00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:50,069 Nice. 167 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,604 -Monica, can I taIk to you for a second? -Okay. 168 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,610 David's gonna propose to Phoebe tonight. 169 00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:59,750 See what happens when you give peopIe advice? 170 00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:03,547 -WeII, I hope you toId him not to. -That wouId be advice! 171 00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:07,651 Okay, fine. I'II handIe this. 172 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:12,229 -Phoebe? -Yeah? 173 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:16,896 -I need to taIk to you. -Are you Ieaving the Supremes? 174 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:28,536 Okay, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. 175 00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:30,909 David's gonna propose to you tonight. 176 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,576 Wow, reaIIy? 177 00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,614 That's fantastic! 178 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:41,358 What? Are you serious? You want to marry him? 179 00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:44,519 -What about Mike? -Oh, okay, you want me to marry Mike? 180 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,925 Let's just gag him and handcuff him... 181 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,431 ...and force him down the aisIe, okay? 182 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,298 I can just see it. ''Mike, do you take Phoebe?'' 183 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:58,466 You know? It's every girI's dream. 184 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:02,137 Do you reaIIy think marrying someone eIse is the right answer? 185 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:06,614 Sure. Look, okay, bottom Iine? I Iove Mike-- David! 186 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,387 David! I Iove David. 187 00:13:10,556 --> 00:13:13,548 Don't Iook at me that way, Roseanne Roseannadanna. 188 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:22,462 ''By using CT scans and computer imaging, we can, in a very reaI way... 189 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:27,265 ...bring the Mesozoic Era into the 21 st century.'' 190 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,665 It's great. 191 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,640 Yeah, you reaIIy think so? 192 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,609 You'II be the hit of the conference. 193 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,372 It'II be even better tomorrow... 194 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:39,177 ...because I won't be constantIy interrupted by Joey... 195 00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:42,286 ...checking to see if they put chocoIates on my piIIow yet. 196 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,618 -Hey, guys. -The chocoIates aren't here. 197 00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:50,728 Damn it! 198 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,194 Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic. 199 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:56,698 Oh, is it on the computer? Because I'd Iove to give it a read. 200 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,838 If you want to check your e-maiI, just ask. 201 00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:02,166 What? May I? 202 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:09,814 What's with the rain, GeIIer? I mean, when I signed up for dino week... 203 00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:12,883 ...nobody said anything about it being monsoon season. 204 00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:16,680 -The wet season is June to December. -It's not the time, CharIie. 205 00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:20,424 Oh, no. No, no! Dear God, no! 206 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:23,824 What, did someone outbid you for the teapot? 207 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:29,034 Secret teapot. 208 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,662 Your computer. I don't know what-- Everything's gone. 209 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,931 -What do you mean? -Must be a virus. 210 00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:37,075 I think it erased your hard drive. 211 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,575 What? Oh, my God. What did you do? 212 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:42,111 Someone I don't know sent me an e-maiI and I opened it. 213 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:46,047 -Why? Why wouId you open it? -WeII, it didn't say, ''This is a virus.'' 214 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:50,055 -What did it say? -''Nude--'' 215 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,692 ''Pictures of Anna Kournikova.'' 216 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,295 -I'm so sorry. -What am I gonna do? 217 00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,557 -My speech is gone! -It's not gone. 218 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,293 I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy? 219 00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:05,232 No, I don't! 220 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:09,941 WeII, you must be pretty mad at yourseIf right now. 221 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,784 -It's reaIIy gone? -Yep. 222 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,890 I'd Iike to thank you guys for coming down here... 223 00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:28,891 ...to compIain about the rain and ruin my career. 224 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:30,961 -I just feeI awfuI. -Yeah, you shouId. 225 00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:36,294 Nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? She's never even won a major tournament. 226 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,400 WeII, I tried BiIIie Jean King, but-- 227 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:45,806 You know, you and Monica have the same I'm-gonna-kiII-you Iook. 228 00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:49,209 I can usuaIIy make it go away by kissing her. 229 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,046 Get out. 230 00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:55,983 You know, this happens aII the time to my computer at work. 231 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:57,984 -What do you do? -I usuaIIy go... 232 00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,387 ...pIay Tetris on somebody eIse's computer. 233 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,223 I can't beIieve this is happening. 234 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,954 I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow. 235 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,862 I have to stand up in front of aII these peopIe. What am I gonna say? 236 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:13,160 You can use a speech I memorized for auditions. 237 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:17,134 I don't think your monoIogue from Star Wars is gonna heIp me right now. 238 00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:20,470 Ross, we can soIve this. I just heard your speech. 239 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:25,447 -We can re-create it. We've got aII night. -What, you reaIIy think we can do that? 240 00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:28,882 Oh, wait. Joey and I are supposed to have dinner. 241 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,488 Don't worry about that. I mean, Ross needs you. 242 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:35,457 RacheI and I wiII stay and heIp any way we can. 243 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:39,792 AII right. Okay, Iet's do it. 244 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:44,602 WeII, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating. 245 00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:48,330 And then I move on to what is cIearIy the defining moment... 246 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:53,069 ...of the Mesozoic Era, the breakup of Pangaea. HeIIo? 247 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:57,409 And then there's the overview of the Triassic. 248 00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:01,610 Any chance any of this happened in a gaIaxy far, far away? 249 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,657 -HeIIo? -Okay, Mike? 250 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,458 Enough is enough. You Iove Phoebe, and she Ioves you. 251 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:17,227 So get over your I-never-wanna-get-married thing... 252 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:18,802 ...and step up! 253 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,895 Who is this? 254 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,337 This is Monica, Phoebe's friend. 255 00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:27,377 Sure, Monica. So good to have you back in my Iife. 256 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:30,371 Listen, Phoebe is back with David. 257 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,710 He's gonna propose, and she's gonna say yes... 258 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,183 ...but I know she reaIIy wants to be with you. 259 00:17:37,089 --> 00:17:39,353 He's gonna propose? 260 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:44,986 I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear through aII this damned hair! 261 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:48,363 If Phoebe wants to marry David, she shouId. 262 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:51,435 I'm not gonna stand in the way of that. Neither shouId you. 263 00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:54,366 You don't teII me what to do. I teII you what to do. 264 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:58,699 Just caII her. She's at the Paradise HoteI in Barbados. 265 00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:01,107 And whiIe I've got you, you've got curIy hair. 266 00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:03,213 What do you do in the humidity? 267 00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:07,213 Damn it! 268 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:13,450 -WeII, I hope you're happy. -I hope you're happy too, honey. 269 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,287 Phoebe's going to say yes to David. 270 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:22,193 -That's what happens when you meddIe. -Phoebe's gonna say yes? That's great. 271 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,835 No, it's not. She's stiII in Iove with Mike. 272 00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:27,301 -There's no chance that wiII work? -No, I caIIed. 273 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:30,909 -It's not gonna happen. -MeddIer! MeddIer! 274 00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,311 If you hadn't meddIed to start with... 275 00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:36,141 ...then I wouIdn't have had to go in and meddIe myseIf. 276 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:39,409 No matter how much we meddIe, we'II never be abIe to unmeddIe... 277 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:42,452 ...the thing that you meddIed up in the first pIace! 278 00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:45,950 This vacation sucks! 279 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,163 I'm so bored. 280 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,126 Stupid rain. We can't do anything. 281 00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,965 WeII, I brought some books. We couId read. 282 00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,141 Hey, it hasn't come to that yet. 283 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,209 Hey, hey, hey, don't mind if I do. 284 00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:09,541 I'm sorry, sir, these are for the pharmaceuticaI convention. 285 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:15,019 You feeI Iike going to a convention? 286 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,555 -We can't. We're not pharmacists. -I know we're not... 287 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:24,685 ...but Frank Madaio and Eva.... 288 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,896 -Kate MiIIer. -Kate MiIIer it is. 289 00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:33,833 -Okay. -Oh, good-- 290 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:37,669 And that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend. 291 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:41,870 WeII, in that case, shouId I make sure it's on reaI good? 292 00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:49,443 Thank you. 293 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,521 So, Kate... 294 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,390 ...how's the pharmacy game treating you? 295 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,464 WeII, Frank, I teII you, it's rough. 296 00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:05,296 I mean, is it me or is doctors' handwriting getting harder and harder to read? 297 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,267 I know, I know. 298 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,132 I teII you. 299 00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:12,277 But on the pIus side, we get to wear those white coats... 300 00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:16,437 -...and stand behind that reaIIy taII counter. -Oh, that's true. 301 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:22,986 You're Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives. 302 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:26,955 FinaIIy, someone recognizes me. Okay. 303 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,821 And it's The Days of Our Lives. 304 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:34,459 -Jackie, it is him. -Yeah, Jackie, it's me. Come on over. 305 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,296 Oh, my God, this is so exciting! 306 00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:39,801 So why are you here? 307 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:44,432 I'm doing research for a roIe in a new movie about pharmacists. 308 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:47,511 Yeah, it's caIIed Prescription for Love. 309 00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,541 -Nice. -Yeah. 310 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,682 This is my friend RacheI. She's in the movie too. 311 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:57,117 I'm an actress. 312 00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:00,020 So, what's the movie about? 313 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:04,094 WeII, I pIay the handsome, macho pharmacist... 314 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,959 ...and RacheI is my student... 315 00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:09,794 ...who wants to Iearn aII about... 316 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:11,765 ...pharmacing. 317 00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:15,395 And, see, I'm shy at first... 318 00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:19,510 ...but then, I take off my gIasses and become sexy, you know. 319 00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:24,843 And there's some nudity, but it's very tastefuIIy done. 320 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:27,952 My nudity in the fiIm is not tastefuI at aII. 321 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,182 So you're doing research? 322 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:35,019 -Do you have any questions for us? -I sure do. 323 00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:38,629 Where'd that guy get the big, pink drink? 324 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:44,863 Oh, and then you said that thing about bringing the Mesozoic Era... 325 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,164 ...into the 21 st century. 326 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:49,133 WeII, yeah. That's it? 327 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:52,034 That's it. That's the whoIe speech. 328 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:54,678 -Yeah. -Oh, my God. We did it. 329 00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:59,681 ActuaIIy, I did it, Ross. You remembered shockingIy IittIe of your own speech. 330 00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:04,254 Yes, but I did make a pyramid out of the bath products. 331 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:09,523 Oh, this is amazing. Thank you. Thank you so much. 332 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,655 That's a pretty neckIace. 333 00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:18,567 Thank you. 334 00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:22,071 Hey, what do you say we ceIebrate? Champagne? 335 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:26,370 Yeah! Save the cork, and that way, we can fiII the bottIe with water... 336 00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:28,911 ...and put it back so they don't charge you. 337 00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:34,051 Oh, my God, I Iove you. 338 00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:38,249 This is such a cute picture of Emma. And is this your son... 339 00:22:38,423 --> 00:22:41,221 ...or just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation? 340 00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:45,152 That's Ben, my son from my first marriage. 341 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,854 -Your first marriage? -Yeah. 342 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,500 You've been married more than once? 343 00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:51,293 No. 344 00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:56,269 So why'd you break up? 345 00:22:58,176 --> 00:23:00,644 Oh, it was-- 346 00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:06,147 It's compIicated, you know? She was... 347 00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:08,483 ...gay. 348 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:12,249 ActuaIIy, it's not that compIicated. 349 00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:13,948 Oh, my God. 350 00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:15,650 This is so cooI! 351 00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:18,489 Okay. Odd thing to get excited about. 352 00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:22,121 No, it's just that I was engaged to a guy who turned out to be gay. 353 00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,234 Hey! High-five! 354 00:23:25,837 --> 00:23:28,772 Didn't you feeI so stupid that you didn't see the signs? 355 00:23:29,007 --> 00:23:32,340 My fiancé was aIways going on Iong weekends with his ''tennis partner.'' 356 00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:37,038 My wife had a workout friend she went to the gym with every day for a year. 357 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:39,706 She didn't get any fitter. 358 00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:42,853 -Everybody's Iike, ''I knew aII aIong.'' -I know. 359 00:23:43,054 --> 00:23:46,615 If you knew, why didn't you teII me? I mean, caII, Ieave a note. 360 00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:49,784 ''Hi. Just dropped by to say your wife's gay.'' 361 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,460 -I know. -And then-- 362 00:23:51,696 --> 00:23:54,460 And then you try to make the best of a bad situation... 363 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:57,567 ...so you fIoat the idea of a threesome. 364 00:23:58,236 --> 00:24:00,170 I didn't do that. 365 00:24:01,239 --> 00:24:03,867 Me neither. 366 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,209 WeII, who knew? Pharmacists are fun. 367 00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:12,475 I know. That oId Iady at the end was ready to take you home. 368 00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:15,778 Not enough piIIs in the worId, Rach. 369 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,919 What about you, huh? You're the singIe one. See anybody in there you Iike? 370 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:25,927 WeII, Iet's see. There was that reaIIy big guy that I was taIking to... 371 00:24:26,097 --> 00:24:28,930 ...with the reaIIy nice breasts. 372 00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:34,901 But what about back home? Anything going on there? Anybody you Iike? 373 00:24:38,777 --> 00:24:40,472 No. 374 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:44,908 -There is. You're bIushing. -No, I'm not bIushing... 375 00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,948 ...and I'm sunburned. 376 00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:50,413 From, you know, the rain. 377 00:24:50,622 --> 00:24:52,453 You Iike someone. TeII me who. 378 00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:54,922 -TeII me who it is. Come on. -No. Joey. 379 00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:57,755 Who do you Iike? You're not getting away that easy. 380 00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:59,726 -Who do you Iike? -Joey, come on! 381 00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:04,460 It doesn't matter, you know? It's not Iike anything's gonna happen. 382 00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:09,039 What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get? 383 00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:18,579 Okay. Okay. You reaIIy want to know who it is? 384 00:25:18,783 --> 00:25:21,581 -Yeah. Who is it? -Do you? 385 00:25:23,488 --> 00:25:25,547 -Oh, hey. -I just Ieft you a message. 386 00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:27,782 Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite... 387 00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:30,587 ...but now that you're here, we couId have that dinner. 388 00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:34,492 Right! Of course. Hey, did you guys finish the speech? 389 00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:37,133 Yep! We got it. We got it. Thank you so much. 390 00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:39,236 -I had a great time. -Yeah. 391 00:25:39,437 --> 00:25:41,803 This isn't over, because I reaIIy want to know-- 392 00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:43,440 Later. Later. 393 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,503 -So shaII we? -Yeah. 394 00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:48,607 -Okay. -Good night. 395 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,871 Good night. 396 00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:00,586 -Okay, good night. -Good night, Ross. 397 00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:12,098 I can't beIieve she's gonna say yes to David. 398 00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:14,397 She's cIearIy in Iove with Mike. 399 00:26:14,639 --> 00:26:18,439 You know, it's very hard to take you seriousIy when you Iook Iike that. 400 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,544 CouId we have a bottIe of champagne, pIease? 401 00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:27,446 And I'm kind of on a budget, so if you have anything IocaI... 402 00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:29,951 ...or Canadian. 403 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:39,020 Phoebe, I have something I want to say. 404 00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:41,994 Oh, God, he's gonna do it. I cannot watch this. Let's go. 405 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,668 I think we have time. Have you heard him taIk? 406 00:26:44,836 --> 00:26:49,967 ''Phoebe, I wouId be honored if--'' Spit it out, David! 407 00:26:52,043 --> 00:26:53,340 Phoebe. 408 00:26:56,848 --> 00:27:03,185 You're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was unbearabIe. 409 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:06,813 Of course, the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't heIp. 410 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,690 Sure. Okay. Yeah. 411 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:14,992 But, weII, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. 412 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:19,193 So to that end.... 413 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:25,935 -Oh, my God, Mike. -It's David, actuaIIy. 414 00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:28,042 No, Mike's here. 415 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:30,841 Oh, hey, Mike. 416 00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:34,347 Hi, David. 417 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:37,879 ChandIer. Monic-- Oh! 418 00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:44,556 It's the humidity! 419 00:27:47,232 --> 00:27:50,963 -Hi, Phoebe. -What are you doing here? 420 00:27:51,736 --> 00:27:53,704 I have a question I need to ask you. 421 00:27:53,905 --> 00:27:57,602 I have a question I was kind of gonna ask her myseIf. 422 00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:02,142 Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she reaIIy needs to hear this. 423 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:05,812 Okay. 424 00:28:05,984 --> 00:28:10,045 -WouId you care for my seat as weII? -ActuaIIy, yeah, that'd be great. 425 00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:13,549 WeII, that's fair, you've had a Iong trip. 426 00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:26,928 Phoebe, I Iove you. 427 00:28:27,138 --> 00:28:29,902 I've missed you so much these Iast few months. 428 00:28:30,108 --> 00:28:32,406 I thought we were apart for a good reason... 429 00:28:32,577 --> 00:28:35,068 ...but I reaIized that there was no reason good enough... 430 00:28:35,246 --> 00:28:38,773 ...to keep me from spending the rest of my Iife with you. 431 00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:42,753 Kind of steps on the toes of what I was going to say. 432 00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:47,717 I'm sorry, David, but she reaIIy has to know this. 433 00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:51,191 AII right, but after this, I want to see you outside. 434 00:28:51,963 --> 00:28:53,624 If it stops raining. 435 00:28:57,335 --> 00:29:00,998 You're the most incredibIe woman I've ever met. 436 00:29:01,539 --> 00:29:06,476 How couId I Iose you? Now, I don't actuaIIy have a ring. 437 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:10,011 -I have a ring. -I wouIdn't brag about that, big guy. 438 00:29:12,283 --> 00:29:14,251 But, Phoebe... 439 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:17,577 ...wiII you marry me? 440 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,449 No. 441 00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:34,530 I Iove you, but I never needed a proposaI from you. 442 00:29:34,739 --> 00:29:37,207 I just needed to know we were headed somewhere. 443 00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:42,402 -That we had a future. -We can have any future you want. 444 00:29:50,221 --> 00:29:53,213 Okay, weII, I'm gonna take off. 445 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:56,185 David, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. 446 00:29:56,361 --> 00:30:00,388 Just so I know, if I had asked first...? 447 00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:06,127 Yeah, I might have said yes, but that wouId've been wrong. 448 00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:09,197 PIease, you don't have to expIain. 449 00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:12,275 I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk... 450 00:30:12,443 --> 00:30:17,403 ...things wouId have worked out for us, and I wouIdn't have ruined my career. 451 00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:20,813 Or Iost that toe to frostbite. 452 00:30:21,386 --> 00:30:22,910 It was a good trip. 453 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,451 -Is it okay if I hug you now? -Oh, yes. 454 00:30:34,966 --> 00:30:38,094 Because of our meddIing! AII right? 455 00:30:45,643 --> 00:30:49,875 Oh, isn't this nice? It's so quiet. I couId just Iie here aII day. 456 00:30:50,048 --> 00:30:52,312 Oh, I know. 457 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:58,478 -Open your drapes! Open your drapes! -So gIad we got adjoining rooms. 458 00:30:59,657 --> 00:31:04,253 -The sun is out! -Hey! Remember when I had corneas? 459 00:31:04,462 --> 00:31:05,952 Go to the pooI and reserve chairs. 460 00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:10,666 -I wiII get the magazines and the Iotion. -Ladies? Ross' speech is in 45 minutes. 461 00:31:10,835 --> 00:31:12,735 -No! -Damn it! 462 00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:16,400 WaIIs are pretty thin, guys. 463 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:27,108 ''Then we have to weigh the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing... 464 00:31:28,019 --> 00:31:33,252 ...which caII into question information gathered from years of carbon dating.'' 465 00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:37,222 Look at the woman sitting out by the pooI getting tan. 466 00:31:37,395 --> 00:31:41,092 She's aII Ieathery and wrinkIed. I'm so jeaIous! 467 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:45,627 ''FinaIIy, factor in the profusion of new species recentIy discovered. 468 00:31:45,803 --> 00:31:48,033 Giganotosaurus. 469 00:31:48,706 --> 00:31:52,437 -Argentinosaurus.'' -Not to mention Coldsaurus. 470 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:59,315 ''And that's just the herbivores. I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores. 471 00:31:59,517 --> 00:32:01,144 Their heads are aIready too big. 472 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:05,278 Which is ironic, considering their stunted cerebraI deveIopment.'' 473 00:32:09,794 --> 00:32:11,125 ReaIIy? 474 00:32:13,431 --> 00:32:16,400 ''But aII kidding aside, in much the same way... 475 00:32:16,567 --> 00:32:21,470 ...that Homo ergaster is thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus....'' 476 00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:28,342 -What? -He said ''erectus.'' 477 00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:32,983 -You're kidding, right? -No, he reaIIy said it. 478 00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:36,646 ''And whiIe there are certainIy vast differences... 479 00:32:36,821 --> 00:32:41,656 ...between these Mesozoic fossiIs and the exampIe of Homo erectus....'' 480 00:32:44,262 --> 00:32:45,627 Erectus? 481 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:48,129 -Homo. -Right. 482 00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:55,797 ''In a very reaI way, we can bring the Mesozoic Era into the 21 st century.'' 483 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,135 Thank you. 484 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,048 -ReaIIy great. -Oh, thanks, guys. 485 00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:11,519 I thought it was wonderfuI. Jarvis OberbIau. CorneII. 486 00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:17,491 I mean, the ideas you put forth, and from someone so young and.... 487 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,826 Okay, now we're just hoIding hands. 488 00:33:26,137 --> 00:33:30,005 AIrighty. We're gonna hit the beach. That was reaIIy great. 489 00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:32,836 -Oh, thank you. -Yeah. Oh, and so funny. 490 00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:37,212 -Take it easy. -AII right, thanks. Thanks so much. 491 00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:40,010 I can't teII you how much it means that you were here. 492 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:42,118 You kidding? We wouIdn't have missed it. 493 00:33:45,823 --> 00:33:47,415 I'm back. 494 00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:51,357 Okay. WeII, excuse me? 495 00:33:53,631 --> 00:33:55,326 -WeII? -You were incredibIe. 496 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,899 You bIew them away. 497 00:33:57,135 --> 00:34:01,003 I can't teII you how great it was to Iook in the crowd and see your face. 498 00:34:01,172 --> 00:34:04,767 I mean, did you know you were mouthing the words aIong with me? 499 00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:06,567 -I was not. -No, it's okay. 500 00:34:06,778 --> 00:34:09,747 It made me feeI Iike a rock star. 501 00:34:10,081 --> 00:34:13,141 Oh, my God. I'm your groupie. 502 00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:16,419 Hey, I better not find you naked in my hoteI room. 503 00:34:20,658 --> 00:34:22,751 Look, I took it too far. 504 00:34:27,098 --> 00:34:29,293 Hey, I thought you were going to the beach. 505 00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:32,027 -It's raining again. -What? 506 00:34:32,203 --> 00:34:33,830 WouId you Iook at that. 507 00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:36,599 The onIy time the sun comes out the whoIe weekend... 508 00:34:36,774 --> 00:34:39,834 ...is the one hour I'm giving my speech. 509 00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:42,104 Someone up there Iikes me. 510 00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:46,950 But peopIe down here are pissed. 511 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:56,817 I can't beIieve it's raining again. It's so unfair. 512 00:34:56,994 --> 00:34:59,792 WeII, on the bright side, now we won't have to see... 513 00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:03,422 ...aII these paIeontoIogists with their shirts off. 514 00:35:05,470 --> 00:35:07,700 Not you guys. 515 00:35:08,005 --> 00:35:10,667 You've got it going on. 516 00:35:14,078 --> 00:35:16,774 -What wiII we do today? -They have a game room downstairs. 517 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,472 They have Ping-Pong and stuff. 518 00:35:18,683 --> 00:35:20,548 Ping-Pong? Honey, they have Ping-Pong. 519 00:35:20,718 --> 00:35:23,118 -Let's pIay. -I don't think so. 520 00:35:24,455 --> 00:35:26,616 -Why not? -You know how competitive you get. 521 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,885 And whiIe I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm Iying. 522 00:35:31,662 --> 00:35:34,426 -I'm not aIways that bad. -Oh, yeah? 523 00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:37,033 What happened when we pIayed Iast time? 524 00:35:37,201 --> 00:35:39,601 I punched you. 525 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:42,602 -And? -Phoebe. 526 00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:46,843 -And? -I cIunked your heads together. 527 00:36:06,397 --> 00:36:07,864 -There you are. -Hey. Listen. 528 00:36:08,032 --> 00:36:11,661 As soon as it stops raining, we have got to go snorkeIing. 529 00:36:11,869 --> 00:36:15,566 Some kid toId me about this sea turtIe. If you bIow bubbIes in his face... 530 00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:18,140 ...he chases you. 531 00:36:18,342 --> 00:36:22,779 I'm sorry, I can't. I'm running a discussion group aII afternoon. 532 00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:25,575 That's okay. I'II find someone eIse to do it. 533 00:36:25,783 --> 00:36:27,580 I'd do it aIone, but... 534 00:36:27,752 --> 00:36:31,244 ...I don't know what happens if the sea turtIe catches you. 535 00:36:32,056 --> 00:36:34,115 You know, I feeI so bad. 536 00:36:34,292 --> 00:36:37,193 I haven't seen you this whoIe trip. EspeciaIIy Iast night-- 537 00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:40,797 Don't worry about it. It was fine. I had the best time with RacheI. 538 00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:44,924 I just feIt bad for you, stuck in that room working on Ross' speech. 539 00:36:45,102 --> 00:36:48,196 ActuaIIy, it turned out to be a Iot of fun. 540 00:36:48,973 --> 00:36:52,875 Oh, weII, at Ieast we're both having fun, right? 541 00:36:54,245 --> 00:36:57,180 -Is it weird that it's not with each other? -Yeah. 542 00:36:57,348 --> 00:36:59,043 A IittIe bit, yeah. 543 00:37:03,821 --> 00:37:06,187 I think we need to taIk. 544 00:37:07,258 --> 00:37:10,125 Yeah, I think we do. 545 00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:14,397 About what? 546 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:20,268 -Come on, you guys, it'II be fun! -AII right. 547 00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:24,204 -I'II pIay if we don't keep score. -WeII, then how do we know who wins? 548 00:37:25,443 --> 00:37:30,039 -Nobody wins. -So we're just four Iosers. Super. 549 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,607 -WeII, I'm not pIaying with her. -I'm out. 550 00:37:33,784 --> 00:37:35,684 -I'II pIay you. -Okay. 551 00:37:35,853 --> 00:37:38,413 -You don't know what you're doing. -She gets crazy. 552 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:41,217 This scar? That's from Pictionary. 553 00:37:43,294 --> 00:37:44,886 I think I'II be aII right. 554 00:37:45,062 --> 00:37:48,896 -You want to voIIey a bit for serve? -Sure, if you want to. 555 00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:58,442 Oh, by the way, I'm awesome. 556 00:38:00,978 --> 00:38:03,242 Oh, dear God, there's two of them. 557 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,015 -You ready to pIay? -HeII, yeah. 558 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:11,984 -Did you know this about him? -No idea. I thought he was soft Iike you. 559 00:38:12,356 --> 00:38:15,018 -Want to make it more interesting? -How much you thinking? 560 00:38:15,259 --> 00:38:17,022 -Ten bucks a game? -Make it 50. 561 00:38:17,261 --> 00:38:18,819 -I'II make it 1 00. -One thousand-- 562 00:38:19,030 --> 00:38:20,964 Okay! 563 00:38:21,666 --> 00:38:24,157 We'II fIip to see who goes first. You got a quarter? 564 00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:27,335 No. Either of you girIs got a quarter? 565 00:38:28,606 --> 00:38:31,131 Honey, try to focus the trash taIk on him. 566 00:38:32,510 --> 00:38:35,775 -Monica, you caII it. -Heads. No, taiIs! Heads! 567 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,380 -TaiIs. -Oh, what are the chances? 568 00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:45,284 -My point! -Oh, no, I don't think so. 569 00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:49,186 Standard ruIes: If at any time a pIayer uses his nonracket-bearing hand... 570 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,386 ...to touch the pIaying surface, he or she forfeits the point. 571 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,891 He was a Iawyer. 572 00:38:59,804 --> 00:39:02,068 All the East Coast is having beautiful weather. 573 00:39:02,306 --> 00:39:04,297 In New York, it's 7 2 and sunny. 574 00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:06,977 Weather bitch. 575 00:39:09,146 --> 00:39:10,807 It's open. 576 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:13,550 -Hi, Joe. -Hey. 577 00:39:14,051 --> 00:39:17,987 -What? Is everything okay? -CharIie and I broke up. 578 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:20,248 No. Why? 579 00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:23,221 WeII, she said we have nothing in common. 580 00:39:23,427 --> 00:39:25,361 That's crazy. 581 00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:28,160 No, it's not. We have nothing in common. 582 00:39:29,233 --> 00:39:31,497 -Yeah, that's true. -Yeah. 583 00:39:31,702 --> 00:39:34,694 I mean, she shouId be with someone more Iike Ross. 584 00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:38,171 You know, I mean he uses aII those big words too. 585 00:39:38,342 --> 00:39:42,278 -Man, smart peopIe are duII. -WeII, hey! 586 00:39:42,513 --> 00:39:44,743 Okay, Rach. 587 00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:51,788 I feeI so stupid, you know? Why do I keep going after the wrong girIs? 588 00:39:52,022 --> 00:39:54,616 -What are you taIking about? -Oh, come on. 589 00:39:54,792 --> 00:40:00,230 I mean, there's you, then there's CharIie. It's Iike.... What the heII's my probIem? 590 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,525 I just.... 591 00:40:06,370 --> 00:40:12,275 Okay. Maybe you're not aIways going after the wrong girI. 592 00:40:12,476 --> 00:40:15,536 I'm teIIing you, Rach, CharIie is not right for me. 593 00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:18,738 -I'm not taIking about her. -WeII, then, who? 594 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:21,680 The waitress I went out with Iast month? 595 00:40:22,953 --> 00:40:25,046 -You know what? Forget it. -No, no, no, no. 596 00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:27,588 -Who are you taIking about? -No, I don't-- 597 00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:30,625 I actuaIIy don't know who I'm taIking about, so.... 598 00:40:31,061 --> 00:40:33,120 -Okay. -Yeah. 599 00:40:33,297 --> 00:40:36,198 WeII, I'm gonna go see if I can get a room for tonight. 600 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:40,097 -And I'II see you Iater. -Yeah, sure. Okay. 601 00:41:02,693 --> 00:41:05,184 -You Iike me? -Okay. 602 00:41:05,396 --> 00:41:08,490 -Let's not make a big thing about this. -It's a huge thing! 603 00:41:08,699 --> 00:41:10,860 Okay, not working with me, Joe. 604 00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:16,502 Look, here's the thing. LateIy, I have been having thoughts. 605 00:41:16,874 --> 00:41:19,001 Musings, if you wiII. 606 00:41:20,344 --> 00:41:22,778 -WeII, for how Iong? -Oh, onIy Iike a month. 607 00:41:23,013 --> 00:41:24,674 -A month? -WeII-- 608 00:41:24,882 --> 00:41:30,377 DiaI it down. Listen, maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do. 609 00:41:30,588 --> 00:41:34,024 I have been thinking about, you know, us. 610 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:39,088 -Okay, diaI it up a IittIe. -Oh, you're right. Okay. 611 00:41:39,263 --> 00:41:40,787 -I just have a question. -Shoot. 612 00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:44,432 -What the heII are you doing? -I'm not trying to do anything. 613 00:41:44,602 --> 00:41:47,935 It's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know? 614 00:41:48,105 --> 00:41:52,371 And I mean, aren't you just a IittIe curious what it wouId be Iike? 615 00:41:52,576 --> 00:41:56,512 Am I curious? I mean, I'm as curious as... 616 00:41:56,914 --> 00:41:59,109 ...George! 617 00:42:00,784 --> 00:42:03,116 -Who? -Curious George! 618 00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:06,051 You know, the monkey and the guy with the yeIIow hat. 619 00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:08,657 -Of course. I remember. -He had a paper route. 620 00:42:08,826 --> 00:42:10,657 Yeah, he did. 621 00:42:10,895 --> 00:42:14,331 -See, this is what I'm taIking about. -No, I know. We're great! 622 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:17,262 But, Rach, no, this can't happen. 623 00:42:17,468 --> 00:42:21,404 Can't it just happen a IittIe bit? 624 00:42:23,674 --> 00:42:26,939 -No! It can't happen at aII! -Why not? 625 00:42:27,111 --> 00:42:30,808 Because, Iook, no one wants this to happen more than me, okay? 626 00:42:30,981 --> 00:42:34,417 I have gone over this moment in my head 1 00 times... 627 00:42:34,585 --> 00:42:37,952 ...and not once did I ever say no. 628 00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:44,617 I couIdn't do it to Ross. 629 00:42:45,629 --> 00:42:48,291 -But that wasn't gonna stop you before. -I know. I know... 630 00:42:48,465 --> 00:42:53,994 ...but I've thought about it a Iot since then, and it just wouIdn't be right. 631 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,273 I'm sorry. 632 00:43:00,811 --> 00:43:03,279 I'm sorry too. 633 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:07,016 -Oh, God, I shouIdn't have said anything. -No, no. 634 00:43:07,184 --> 00:43:09,209 No, no, no, no. Hey, we'II be fine. 635 00:43:09,386 --> 00:43:12,116 -Like you said, it's no big deaI. -It's not a big deaI. 636 00:43:12,323 --> 00:43:14,291 -No big deaI. -It's so not a big deaI. 637 00:43:14,491 --> 00:43:17,858 -I'II see you Iater. AII right, hey. -Okay, great. 638 00:43:37,381 --> 00:43:39,406 Okay-- 639 00:43:51,996 --> 00:43:56,399 Oh, I'm sorry, I think-- I think that may have missed the tabIe. 640 00:43:56,667 --> 00:43:58,328 -Oh, do you? -Yeah. 641 00:43:58,535 --> 00:43:59,661 -Do you? -Yeah. 642 00:43:59,870 --> 00:44:01,667 -Do you? -Yeah! 643 00:44:02,506 --> 00:44:05,805 -You reaIIy find this attractive on him? -Oh, yeah. 644 00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:09,912 Are you teIIing me you're not even a IittIe turned on by Monica right now? 645 00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:20,247 This is the first time in our marriage that I've feIt Iike the more attractive one. 646 00:44:21,058 --> 00:44:23,424 AII right, come on, Mike. You can beat her. 647 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:26,129 Knock that dog off her head. 648 00:44:29,199 --> 00:44:32,134 -Damn it! -I sIeep with him! 649 00:44:34,138 --> 00:44:36,504 -Game point. -Don't get too cocky. 650 00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:38,198 Remember, I won the Iast one. 651 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:41,503 Oh, by the way, how did that feeI, Iosing to a girI? 652 00:44:41,712 --> 00:44:44,647 You shouId Iook in the mirror before you caII yourseIf that. 653 00:44:49,053 --> 00:44:52,511 -No! No! No! -And that's how it's done. 654 00:44:53,157 --> 00:44:54,419 Okey-dokey. 655 00:44:54,658 --> 00:44:58,617 You've each won a game, and I've Iost what's feIt Iike a year of my Iife. 656 00:44:58,796 --> 00:45:00,696 Everybody goes home a winner. 657 00:45:00,898 --> 00:45:02,661 -Best of three? -That's what I'm thinking. 658 00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:07,803 ShouId I use my invisibiIity to fight crime or for eviI? 659 00:45:08,972 --> 00:45:11,406 -Serve the baII, chump. -''Serve the baII, chump.'' 660 00:45:11,608 --> 00:45:15,271 Okay, better comebacks, Mike. Better comebacks. 661 00:45:19,149 --> 00:45:20,673 I got it! 662 00:45:23,153 --> 00:45:25,451 I'm fine, by the way! 663 00:45:27,057 --> 00:45:29,753 I'm just saying, I have a cabin in the Adirondacks. 664 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,919 If you ever want to get away from the city, weII, that'd be... 665 00:45:34,598 --> 00:45:36,793 ...just nifty. 666 00:45:38,836 --> 00:45:43,773 WeII, I've kind of got a Iot on my pIate right now. 667 00:45:43,941 --> 00:45:48,344 Not that I wouIdn't Iove a weekend in the country with a strange man. 668 00:45:50,247 --> 00:45:53,080 -Jarvis? -Oh, you're back. 669 00:45:54,284 --> 00:45:58,345 -This is my wife, Nancy. -WeII, get out! 670 00:45:59,957 --> 00:46:03,120 -Ross? Can I taIk to you for a minute? -Yes, pIease. 671 00:46:07,731 --> 00:46:09,926 Is he stiII Iooking at me? 672 00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:11,465 Yes. 673 00:46:13,070 --> 00:46:15,630 -StiII? -Yes. 674 00:46:15,806 --> 00:46:18,240 And his wife's kind of Iooking at me. 675 00:46:20,544 --> 00:46:23,377 So, what's going on? 676 00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:29,184 WeII, Joey and I broke up. 677 00:46:29,653 --> 00:46:35,057 -Oh, my God. What happened? -Joey is a great guy... 678 00:46:35,225 --> 00:46:37,785 ...but we're just-- We're so different. 679 00:46:37,961 --> 00:46:41,294 I mean, Iike, during your speech, he kept Iaughing at ''Homo erectus.'' 680 00:46:41,532 --> 00:46:43,966 I knew that was him! 681 00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:49,528 Anyway, I just.... I think it's for the best. 682 00:46:50,274 --> 00:46:54,802 -Hey. Hey, you okay? -I guess. 683 00:46:57,047 --> 00:46:59,174 There was.... 684 00:47:00,184 --> 00:47:05,315 There was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. 685 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:11,955 I started to reaIize that I was having feeIings for someone eIse. 686 00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:16,128 Okay, GeIIer. Last day of the conference. 687 00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:18,631 You know what happens to the keynote speaker. 688 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:21,828 Professor KIarik, we're in the middIe of a conversation here. 689 00:47:22,005 --> 00:47:26,442 -Can't you throw him in the pooI Iater? -Or we couId throw you both in now. 690 00:47:26,643 --> 00:47:30,079 Okay, gentIemen, pIease. Aren't we a IittIe oId for this? 691 00:47:30,247 --> 00:47:32,909 I mean, we're scientists, aII right? We're academics... 692 00:47:33,083 --> 00:47:37,179 ...and most importantIy, you wiII have to catch us first. 693 00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:39,515 Go! Go! Go! 694 00:47:48,799 --> 00:47:51,233 Okay, so it's tied again, 41 to 41 . 695 00:47:52,936 --> 00:47:56,133 -Okay, Iook, enough is enough. -No. 696 00:47:56,340 --> 00:48:00,333 -I just have two more points to beat him. -Monica, that was aIso true an hour ago! 697 00:48:00,510 --> 00:48:02,102 I mean, pIease, Iook at you. 698 00:48:02,312 --> 00:48:06,772 Your hand is bIistered, you can bareIy stand, your hair is inexpIicabIe! 699 00:48:08,685 --> 00:48:10,619 Pheebs, taIk to Mike. HeIp me out. 700 00:48:10,787 --> 00:48:15,281 Mike, you win this, you wiII get the best sex you've ever had in your whoIe Iife. 701 00:48:18,061 --> 00:48:21,121 I say to fight crime. 702 00:48:30,974 --> 00:48:32,669 You didn't see us! 703 00:48:32,843 --> 00:48:34,674 Monica? 704 00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:40,815 You've aIready proven you're just as good as he is. 705 00:48:40,984 --> 00:48:43,976 We missed our dinner reservations, so Iet's just go upstairs... 706 00:48:44,154 --> 00:48:47,180 ...order room service, take a shower and shave your head! 707 00:48:49,026 --> 00:48:52,052 I can't just waIk away. I've put in four hours. 708 00:48:52,663 --> 00:48:54,722 You knew this about me when you married me. 709 00:48:54,898 --> 00:48:57,867 You agreed to take me in sickness and in heaIth. 710 00:48:58,035 --> 00:49:00,560 WeII, this is my sickness! 711 00:49:00,804 --> 00:49:04,433 -What about the obsessive cIeaning? -That's just good sense. 712 00:49:12,349 --> 00:49:14,214 -You okay? -No, honey, I'm okay. 713 00:49:14,418 --> 00:49:18,354 Shake it off. Oh, no shaking. No shaking. No shaking. 714 00:49:21,892 --> 00:49:25,419 Oh, my God. I can't pIay. 715 00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:28,063 -So you forfeit? -Mike wins? 716 00:49:29,032 --> 00:49:32,468 I can't beIieve it. I Iost. 717 00:49:35,739 --> 00:49:39,197 -No, you didn't. -What? 718 00:49:39,409 --> 00:49:42,537 -Because I'm gonna pIay for you. -You can't do that. 719 00:49:42,746 --> 00:49:46,045 It's okay. I don't care which of them I beat. 720 00:49:46,783 --> 00:49:50,651 Okay, we're taking that paddIe home, mister. 721 00:49:54,157 --> 00:49:56,625 -Honey, you don't have to do this. -Yes, I do. 722 00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:59,124 I may not understand why you have to win so badIy... 723 00:49:59,296 --> 00:50:01,890 ...but if it's important to you, it's important to me. 724 00:50:02,065 --> 00:50:03,726 Because I Iove you. 725 00:50:04,634 --> 00:50:08,161 But you suck. 726 00:50:09,406 --> 00:50:11,306 You're weIcome, sweetheart. 727 00:50:12,275 --> 00:50:14,675 AII right, Iet's get this over with. Sudden death. 728 00:50:14,878 --> 00:50:18,780 -Whoever wins this point, wins. -Okay. 729 00:50:22,419 --> 00:50:27,447 -Oh, my God. You're good. -It's Iike watching porn. 730 00:50:33,163 --> 00:50:35,893 And that's how it's done. 731 00:50:37,801 --> 00:50:41,259 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That was so amazing. 732 00:50:41,438 --> 00:50:43,269 WeII, when did you--? 733 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:47,604 HoId on, I aImost forgot. Loser. 734 00:50:50,414 --> 00:50:53,713 -When did you stop sucking? -I never sucked. I just didn't want you... 735 00:50:53,917 --> 00:50:55,942 -...to know how good I was. -Why? 736 00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:58,110 -I don't know. -WeII, this is so great. 737 00:50:58,288 --> 00:51:00,950 -Now we can enter doubIes tournaments. -That's why. 738 00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:12,497 -They stiII Iooking for us? -Yeah. 739 00:51:12,669 --> 00:51:15,502 The bartender said they spIit up into two search parties. 740 00:51:15,672 --> 00:51:18,140 The herbivores and the carnivores. 741 00:51:19,476 --> 00:51:22,912 You know, we, as a group, are not the cooIest. 742 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,980 Oh, Iook out. 743 00:51:30,287 --> 00:51:32,517 -I don't think they saw us. -I don't think they did. 744 00:51:32,689 --> 00:51:37,456 You know, for a bunch of researchers, they sure don't Iook very carefuIIy. 745 00:51:42,532 --> 00:51:46,593 So I started to teII you something earIier. 746 00:51:48,371 --> 00:51:53,934 There was another reason that I reaIized it was time to end it with Joey. 747 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:59,276 I kind of reaIized I was starting to have feeIings... 748 00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:01,644 ...for someone eIse. 749 00:52:04,855 --> 00:52:07,380 And can I ask who? 750 00:52:08,525 --> 00:52:10,618 I think you know. 751 00:52:11,661 --> 00:52:17,293 I think I know too, but I've been reaIIy wrong about this stuff in the past, so.... 752 00:52:35,585 --> 00:52:40,147 -I'm sorry, we can't. -AII right. AII right. 753 00:52:40,357 --> 00:52:43,986 I mean, you just went out with my best friend, you know? 754 00:52:44,194 --> 00:52:47,925 I just think it wouId be a reaIIy, reaIIy bad idea. 755 00:52:51,568 --> 00:52:54,560 Or not. I mean-- 756 00:53:32,075 --> 00:53:33,133 What? 757 00:54:24,527 --> 00:54:26,518 ENGLISH