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Monica?
Hey, can I borrow the Porsche?
2
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-Okay.
-AII right!
3
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But what is it not?
4
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A pIace to entertain my Iady friends.
5
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-And what eIse is it not?
-A pIace to eat spaghetti.
6
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Very good. What do you need
it for anyway?
7
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The PowerbaII Iottery
is up to 300 miIIion...
8
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-...and they don't seII tickets here.
-So you're driving up to Connecticut?
9
00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:35,929
Yeah, Connecticut.
Not West Virginia.
10
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Maybe I'II drive you up there.
I'd Iike to buy some tickets myseIf.
11
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Yeah, with ChandIer not getting paid,
we couId reaIIy use $300 miIIion.
12
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Yes, because if I was at my oId job,
we'd say, ''300 miIIion? No, thank you.''
13
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-WiII you get me tickets too?
-Yeah, me too.
14
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-Sure.
-I have an idea.
15
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Why don't we aII pitch in 50 bucks,
we'II pooI our money together...
16
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-...and then if we win, we'II spIit it.
-That's a great idea!
17
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No, thanks.
18
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-You don't wanna win the Iottery?
-Sure I do.
19
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I aIso want to be king
of my own country...
20
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...and find out what happened
to AmeIia Earhart.
21
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-StiII on AmeIia Earhart?
-The woman just vanished!
22
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SeriousIy, you don't want in on this?
23
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No. Do you know what your odds
are of winning the Iottery?
24
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I mean, you have a better chance
of being struck by Iightning 42 times.
25
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But there's six of us, so we'd
onIy have to get struck 7 times.
26
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I Iike those odds!
27
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SeriousIy, you guys, I can't beIieve
you're gonna spend $250 on the Iottery.
28
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I mean, that's such a bunch
of boo-hockey.
29
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I'II ask.
30
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''Boo-hockey''?
31
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Oh, we think Emma's about
to start taIking...
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...so we're trying to be carefuI about
what words we use in front of her.
33
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So get ready to hear a Iot
of boo-hockey...
34
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...gosh darn it
and brother pucker.
35
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How do you know
she's gonna start taIking?
36
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When I taIk to her, I aImost feeI
Iike she understands what I'm saying.
37
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Kind of Iike Joey.
38
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What's that now?
39
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God, Iook at aII these tickets.
It's so exciting.
40
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I haven't won anything
since sixth grade.
41
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Pie-eating contest?
42
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You assume because I was heavy that's
the onIy way I couId win something?
43
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No, I saw a picture
of you covered in bIueberries.
44
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-That was a good day.
-Yeah.
45
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-They're towing your car!
-I'm parked in a garage on Morton.
46
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They're towing a car.
47
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And I am seeing spots.
48
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Ross, you don't have Emma!
RacheI, you don't have Emma!
49
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-Where's Emma? Who has Emma?
-Joey, reIax.
50
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My mother picked her up two hours ago.
You were there.
51
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-I was?
-Yes, and you taIked to her.
52
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-I did?
-She dropped off a casseroIe.
53
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Oh, yeah, the casseroIe Iady.
54
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Did you come by to watch
us win the big bucks?
55
00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:05,169
Yeah. And then I figured after you win,
we can aII go out to the baIcony...
56
00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:09,782
...and see a night rainbow
with gremIins dancing on top of it.
57
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Don't touch the phone!
I'II get it!
58
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-You think he washed his hands?
-HeIIo?
59
00:04:16,556 --> 00:04:18,888
-Hey, CharIie, what do you know?
-What's going on?
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ChandIer's supposed to find out
if he's getting a job at his agency.
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00:04:22,495 --> 00:04:24,895
But out of 1 5 interns,
they're onIy hiring three.
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-Tough odds.
-Yeah.
63
00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,866
If onIy it were a sure thing
Iike your 24-state Iottery.
64
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Yeah, Iook who's coming around!
65
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Damn it. AII right, caII me
when you know more.
66
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-Did you get it?
-One of the sIots got fiIIed.
67
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-By you?
-Sense the tone.
68
00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:53,583
-No, that kid Nate got it.
-Oh, I hate that guy.
69
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I mean, come on, kid,
puII up your pants!
70
00:04:57,163 --> 00:04:59,063
WeII, there's two spots Ieft, right?
71
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Yeah. I mean, I want this so much.
I wanna get one.
72
00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:04,263
I want my friend CharIie
to get one.
73
00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:06,530
Except I don't care about CharIie.
74
00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:09,466
-Hey, you guys.
-Hey!
75
00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:12,406
You are not gonna beIieve this.
I just saw my psychic...
76
00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:16,446
...and she said I was definiteIy
gonna win the Iottery tonight!
77
00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,910
I thought we couId use
some extra Iuck...
78
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...so I brought a wishbone home
from work.
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A psychic and a wishbone?
Guys, give someone eIse a chance.
80
00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:31,320
-AII right, who wants to do it?
-Can I?
81
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Vegetarians never get
to do the wishbone.
82
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It's reaIIy not fair. Just because
we don't eat the meat...
83
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...doesn't mean we don't Iike
to pIay with the carcasses.
84
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AII right. Rach?
85
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I don't want that turkey smeII
aII over my hands.
86
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I'II do it! It'II get the casseroIe
stink off of mine.
87
00:05:51,884 --> 00:05:54,512
-I hope I win.
-WeII, it doesn't reaIIy matter.
88
00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:56,655
You're both wishing
for the same thing.
89
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I can't teII you what I'm wishing for,
or eIse, you know, it won't come true.
90
00:06:01,961 --> 00:06:04,862
Right. But we know
what you're wishing for.
91
00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:08,033
-I can't reaIIy say.
-I understand.
92
00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,726
But you're wishing
for what we think, aren't you?
93
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I'm not reaIIy comfortabIe
with these questions!
94
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-PIease!
-Just do it!
95
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Okay. One, two, three.
96
00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:20,211
I won! Hey!
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You know what? I'm sure your
wish is gonna come true.
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But, you guys, just in case, maybe a
genie wiII come out if we rub this Iamp.
99
00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:31,881
That thing gets hot!
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00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,719
Ross, just keep making your jokes.
101
00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:36,123
How are you gonna feeI
if we actuaIIy do win?
102
00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:39,492
-You're not gonna win.
-I know the odds are against us...
103
00:06:39,665 --> 00:06:43,829
...but somebody has to win, and it couId
be us. And then how you gonna feeI?
104
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We're gonna be Iike, ''Everybody, Iet's
take our heIicopters up to the Cape.''
105
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And you're gonna be aII,
Iike, ''Oh, I can't, guys.
106
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I'II have to meet you up there.
I gotta gas up the Hyundai.''
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Okay, I've heard myseIf on tape,
and I sound nothing Iike that.
108
00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:05,215
I can see the headIine now:
''Lottery Winners' Friend...
109
00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:07,791
...FiIIed With Regret,
Eats Own Arm.''
110
00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:09,961
Why wouId I eat my own arm?
111
00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:13,757
WeII, you wouIdn't, but we own the paper.
We can print whatever we want.
112
00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,561
You know what? I'm gonna
throw in 50 bucks for you.
113
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-Why?
-Because I know that you think...
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...that the Iottery is boo-hockey...
115
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...but we're aII here, and we're gonna
watch the numbers and have fun.
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And you're my brother,
and I want you to be a part of this.
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You don't have to do that.
I mean, I'II pay for myseIf.
118
00:07:35,087 --> 00:07:38,955
But just the fact that you want me to
have fun with you guys, that's so sweet.
119
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Come here.
120
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Get a room.
121
00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,262
So now that you're in,
what are you gonna do if we win?
122
00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:55,100
-I don't know. I'II probabIy just invest it.
-CaIm down.
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SeriousIy, that's your fantasy?
To invest it?
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00:07:58,277 --> 00:08:02,976
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say, ''invest it''?
I meant, ''Be cooI and piss it aII away.''
125
00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:08,913
I know! We shouId pooI aII
our money and buy the Knicks!
126
00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:11,120
I don't reaIIy care about the Knicks.
127
00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:14,259
You wiII when I pick you
as starting forward.
128
00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:18,653
You wouId do that?
I never get picked!
129
00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:21,189
I'm not sure a sports team
is the way to go.
130
00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:24,734
You won't Iet me buy the Knicks?
I can't beIieve you're taking this away.
131
00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:28,963
You're right, it has been your dream
for over 1 5 seconds.
132
00:08:29,775 --> 00:08:33,233
How Iong untiI they announce
the numbers, Mommy?
133
00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:37,773
I'II take this one too.
''Mommy''?
134
00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,976
Oh, I've gotten into the habit
of caIIing RacheI...
135
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...''Mommy'' when we're around Emma.
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Which I now reaIize we are not.
137
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I'm hoping that if she hears it enough,
it'II be her first word.
138
00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:56,195
AIthough if we're gonna do that,
we shouId probabIy caII me ''Daddy'' too.
139
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I Iike that, Daddy.
140
00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:05,810
I was just taIking about RacheI.
141
00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,879
Is Daddy getting angry?
142
00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:13,411
Is Daddy gonna spank me?
143
00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:17,584
WeII, that depends.
144
00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:20,520
Have you been a bad--?
No, I can't.
145
00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:28,194
HeIIo? HeIIo? Hey, CharIie.
Did anybody eIse hear?
146
00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:31,726
What? Susan got it? How?
147
00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:35,032
Oh, man, I wouId've sIept with him!
148
00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:37,833
AII right, bye.
149
00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,039
Dude, I'm sorry.
But hey, there's one spot Ieft, right?
150
00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:43,909
-WeII, CharIie's gonna get that.
-Hey, don't say that.
151
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,745
You've got just as good a chance
of getting that job.
152
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He is the boss' son.
153
00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:51,713
-Come on, Iottery!
-Yeah!
154
00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:54,587
-It starts in, Iike, 20 minutes.
-Okay, here we go.
155
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:58,127
We need to sort through the tickets
quickIy to see if we've won.
156
00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:01,027
So does anybody have any ideas
how to organize this?
157
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,361
Okay, how about this:
158
00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:06,195
We divide them
into six groups of 40.
159
00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:09,398
The remaining 1 0 can be read
by whoever finishes first.
160
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,373
-I have another idea.
-I'm sorry, idea time is over.
161
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,915
-WeII, are aII the tickets in the bowI?
-Yeah.
162
00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:20,574
-What about the ones on the nightstand?
-There are no tickets there.
163
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,550
Yes, there are.
I just saw them a few minutes ago.
164
00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:27,121
No, you didn't.
You must be mistaken.
165
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:31,093
-There are 20 tickets on the nightstand.
-ChandIer, sense the tone.
166
00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:36,963
WeII, weII, weII.
Look what Mommy found.
167
00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:41,304
Okay, fine. I bought 20 extra
tickets for me and ChandIer.
168
00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:45,235
The psychic aIso said that
I wouId be betrayed.
169
00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:49,813
I can't beIieve this.
I thought we were aII in this together.
170
00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:53,349
-Hey, you just got in five minutes ago!
-Three minutes ago!
171
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:56,079
I don't know why that's important.
172
00:10:56,288 --> 00:11:00,418
I was with you the whoIe time.
When did you even get those?
173
00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:05,120
When you were reading the dirty
magazines without taking off the pIastic.
174
00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:07,193
I'II show you how.
175
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:11,466
Okay. WeII, Monica, suppose one
of your speciaI tickets wins?
176
00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:14,470
How are you gonna feeI when you win
and Iose your friends?
177
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:18,474
PIease. If I win the Iottery,
you guys are not gonna Ieave me.
178
00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:22,808
Someone gave me muffins Iast week, and
I couIdn't get rid of you for three days!
179
00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:27,113
ChandIer, wouId you just teII her
what she did was wrong?
180
00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:30,186
She's right. You shouIdn't have
bought tickets just for us.
181
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,015
Let me finish.
182
00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,819
However, it doesn't Iook Iike
I'm gonna get this job...
183
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:39,328
...so I can't afford to have principIes.
So screw you! The tickets are ours!
184
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,859
There's the man I married.
185
00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:45,399
AII right. BeIieve me,
if you win the Iottery...
186
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,562
...it's the Iast you're gonna hear
from us.
187
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:52,506
Fine. Don't be my friends.
I'II buy new friends.
188
00:11:52,745 --> 00:11:57,682
Yeah, and then I'II pay for their pIastic
surgery so they Iook just Iike you!
189
00:11:57,850 --> 00:12:00,478
You know what?
I want my share of the tickets.
190
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,144
I want my tickets too!
And I'm buying the Knicks!
191
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,756
And Steffi Graf!
192
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:08,324
CooI. Then I want mine too!
And if I win...
193
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:11,657
...I'm gonna put it aII
into a very Iow-yieId bond!
194
00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:16,198
No. You guys, we gotta keep
aII the tickets together.
195
00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:18,393
No. No, we shouId divide them up...
196
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:21,005
...and I shouId get extra because
we used my car!
197
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,903
Hey! Hey! If anybody gets extra tickets,
it shouId be me!
198
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:28,706
-This whoIe thing was my idea!
-Yeah. Thanks for inventing the Iottery!
199
00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,250
Just give them to me,
and I'II spIit them up!
200
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,679
Hey, hey!
201
00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:40,382
God, I can't take it anymore!
I'm putting an end to this!
202
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,926
-Okay, if she jumps, I get her tickets!
-Wait, no, no! Hey!
203
00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:48,723
If we're not doing this together,
we're not doing it at aII.
204
00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:51,233
-Say goodbye to your tickets.
-No! No! No!
205
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,031
Do not come any cIoser!
206
00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:57,903
Can I come a IittIe bit cIoser?
VaIuabIe things are getting squished.
207
00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,772
Now, what's more important,
your friends or money?
208
00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:03,379
-Friends!
-Money!
209
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,243
Friends.
210
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,555
Hey, Monica,
what about your extra tickets?
211
00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:13,554
They're aII in there.
212
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,826
-Even these five that I hid in my bra.
-Monica!
213
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,828
Okay. Good. You guys were so scared.
214
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,831
There is no way I was
gonna dump this--
215
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:26,334
God! No!
216
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,970
I think I broke your bowI.
217
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,940
Go! Go! Go!
218
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:51,324
What a beautifuI night to be running
around the street, Iooking for tickets.
219
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:54,292
And the wind sure made it fun.
220
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:57,534
-Phoebe, we Iost haIf of them.
-So what?
221
00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,864
Monica, we have the winning ticket.
222
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:03,508
My psychic said I was
gonna win, remember?
223
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:08,204
Weird your psychic didn't mention
anything about the scary pigeon.
224
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:12,543
As a matter of fact, she said
that's how I'm going to die.
225
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:17,018
So excuse me
for being a IittIe skittish.
226
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,350
There's two messages.
This couId be from work.
227
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:23,222
-Oh, pIay them.
-Okay. Here we go.
228
00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:30,132
Hello. This is the pigeon from
the balcony calling to apologize.
229
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:36,041
I shouldn't have knocked the tickets
out of the pretty lady's hand.
230
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:41,237
It was all my fault.
Not hers. Bye.
231
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:50,249
WeII, I bet that was very hard
for him to do.
232
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:54,019
Hey, Chandler, it's Charlie.
233
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,058
This is it.
234
00:14:56,228 --> 00:15:00,392
Listen, it turns out I got the last spot.
235
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,399
I'm really sorry, man.
It was a lot of fun working with you.
236
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,037
Give me a call if you want.
237
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:08,935
Gosh, I'm so sorry, honey.
238
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:10,665
Sorry, ChandIer.
239
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:15,746
It is so unfair. It's Iike that time they
promoted Saundra over me at work.
240
00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:17,677
Was she reIated to RaIph Lauren?
241
00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:21,546
No, she was just much better
at her job than me.
242
00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:24,153
You guys, the drawing's
about to start.
243
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,757
We shouId caII my mom's
and say good night to Emma...
244
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,951
-...before she goes down.
-Good idea.
245
00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:32,259
Honey, you're being reaIIy strong
about this.
246
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,956
I know how badIy you wanted that job.
247
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,964
Yeah, you know, I reaIIy
thought I deserved it.
248
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:43,572
But Iet's go win the Iottery. I mean, we
stiII have a 1 30 chances to win, right?
249
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,610
Hundred and thirty-one.
250
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:51,243
Yeah, good night, sweetheart.
I Iove you.
251
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:55,251
And remember,
you're Daddy's IittIe girI.
252
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:58,413
Phoebe's totaIIy ruined that for me.
253
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:03,217
Hi, Mom. Put her back on.
254
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:05,386
Rach, they're announcing
the numbers!
255
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,589
My God, I can aIready feeI
myseIf changing.
256
00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:13,904
Here are your official Powerball
numbers. We have 53.
257
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,597
-I've got that.
-We have one too!
258
00:16:16,775 --> 00:16:19,573
We are on the road, peopIe!
259
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:21,937
Come on!
260
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:27,608
Mom, pIease, I know you Iove your new
Iips, but I can bareIy understand you.
261
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,914
WouId you pIease just Iet me
say good night to my daughter?
262
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,489
And here we go.
The Powerball is seven.
263
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:37,423
AII right, check your numbers!
Make me rich.
264
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,855
You guys,
you're not gonna beIieve this.
265
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:44,434
I was just saying good night
to Emma, and she said her first words.
266
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,737
-What?
-WeII, what did she say?
267
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,772
She said, ''GIeba'' !
268
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:55,842
Make me rich!
269
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:59,849
-Isn't that amazing?
-Oh, yeah. No, no, no, that's great.
270
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,748
Why aren't you more excited?
271
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:06,185
Rach, gIeba is not a word.
272
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:10,618
-WeII, of course it is.
-Okay. What does it mean?
273
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:13,855
WeII, I don't know aII the words.
274
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:17,724
You know, I'm just gIad I didn't
miss my daughter's first word.
275
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:22,272
-Yes you did! GIeba is a word!
-Okay. Use it in a sentence.
276
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:26,274
Okay. Emma just said, ''GIeba.''
277
00:17:29,314 --> 00:17:33,307
-It's not a word.
-Okay, fine. I'm gonna Iook it up.
278
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:35,009
Okay, great.
279
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,314
WhiIe you're at it,
she said another word the other day.
280
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:40,515
Why don't you Iook up:
281
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:49,199
AII right. Okay. Okay. GIeba.
GIeba. GIeba. GIeba!
282
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:54,805
Here it is! ''The fIeshy, spore-bearing
inner mass of a certain fungi.''
283
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:03,105
She's gonna be a scientist.
284
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,914
-Damn it. Anybody got anything?
-No.
285
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,253
I'm stiII Iooking through mine.
286
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:18,624
Just doubIe-checking. No.
287
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,732
No. No.
288
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,597
No!
289
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,608
HeIIo? HoId on.
290
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,042
It's your boss.
291
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:38,775
The ''I'm sorry I rejected you'' phone caII.
292
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,579
I'm not used to getting these
from guys.
293
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,112
-Hey, Steve.
-ChandIer, hi.
294
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:48,225
I'm sure you've heard
we fiIIed the three positions.
295
00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:50,725
We feIt that with your
maturity and experience...
296
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,364
...you wouIdn't be happy
being someone's assistant.
297
00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:56,125
I'd Iove to be somebody's
assistant. Answering phones...
298
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,132
...getting coffee,
I Iive for that stuff.
299
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:03,240
And I'm not too mature.
Farts, boobies, butt cracks!
300
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:08,576
ChandIer, you were the strongest
person in the program.
301
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:12,183
We're offering you the position
of junior copywriter.
302
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:16,649
Me? That guy
who just said, ''butt cracks''?
303
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,016
Yes, that's right.
304
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,589
We're excited about the IeveI
of sophistication...
305
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:23,091
...you'II be bringing to the job.
306
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:28,159
Okay. WeII, thanks, you won't regret it.
I'II see you tomorrow.
307
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,307
What?
308
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:45,211
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna
be a junior copywriter.
309
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,487
CongratuIations!
Oh, sweetie, I'm so proud of you.
310
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,283
Thanks. Does that mean
I get the good Ioving tonight?
311
00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:56,291
You bet. No TV or anything.
312
00:19:56,962 --> 00:20:00,295
-Hey, that is so great about the job.
-Thanks, man.
313
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,626
I'd Iike to think I had
something to do with it.
314
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:06,031
-ReaIIy? Why?
-WeII, before with the wishbone.
315
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:11,973
I didn't wish we wouId win the Iottery.
I wished you'd get the job.
316
00:20:12,444 --> 00:20:14,469
Oh, yeah?
317
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,316
Listen, don't teII Monica.
She'II rip your heart right out.
318
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,477
WeII, you know what?
There was a IittIe part of me...
319
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,714
...that reaIIy thought
we were gonna win.
320
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:32,386
Me too. So much for my
dinosaur/ AmeIia Earhart theme park.
321
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,990
You guys? What was the PowerbaII
number again?
322
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,729
-Seven.
-We won.
323
00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:41,835
-What?
-We won!
324
00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,703
-Let me see! Let me see!
-Don't tear it!
325
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:48,877
Phoebe, you don't have any
of the first five numbers!
326
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:56,217
I know that, but Iook, we got
the PowerbaII number. We won $3!
327
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:01,185
Wow, you think we shouId get that over
20 years or go for the big payout?
328
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:05,990
I don't care. I've never won
anything before. I can't beIieve this!
329
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,428
So, Pheebs, what are you gonna do
with your $3?
330
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:12,900
WeII, it's not aII mine.
We aII get 50 cents.
331
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:15,432
You know what?
You can have mine.
332
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,869
-Me too.
-Me too.
333
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,272
Me too.
334
00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:26,949
WeII, I guess if everybody eIse is.
335
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,997
Hey, guys. So I just caIIed
the PowerbaII hot Iine.
336
00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:44,462
-Can you beIieve it? Nobody won.
-I beg to differ.
337
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:49,600
Maybe nobody won the jackpot,
but there was this guy in here earIier...
338
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:54,678
...and he found a ticket on the street
right outside and won $ 1 0,000.
339
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:09,317
Again, don't bIame the pretty Iady.
340
00:22:09,695 --> 00:22:14,632
It was not her fauIt.
It was me, the pigeon.
341
00:22:18,203 --> 00:22:20,194
SeriousIy, stop staring at her.
342
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,839
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