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Guys! Guys! I've got great
news. Guess what.

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-Monica's pregnant!
-ReaIIy?

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Let's get past the moment.

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-What's your news?
-Thank you.

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I got a job in advertising.

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Honey, that's incredibIe!

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Gosh, what's the pay Iike?

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Oh, come on, peopIe.

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If I don't know who makes the most...

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...how do I know who
I Iike the most? Hi, Joey.

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It pays nothing. It's an internship.

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We have interns at <i>Days of Our Lives</i>.

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Right. So it'II be the same,
except Iess sex with you.

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What do you think they'II
have you do there?

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It's a training program, but they
hire the peopIe they Iike.

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-That's great!
-There's gonna be some grunt work...

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...which wiII stink. A grown man
getting peopIe coffee is humiIiating.

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HumiIiating and nobIe.

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Thank you.

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You know, if I didn't
aIready have a job...

21
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...I wouId've been good in advertising.

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Ross, you did not come up with:
''Got MiIk?''

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Yes, I did! I did!

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I shouId've written it down.

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Where's ChandIer? I want to wish
him good Iuck on his first day.

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And I smeIIed bacon.

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-He just Ieft.
-Who did?

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Joey, you're never gonna
beIieve it! She caIIed!

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-She did?
-You got it!

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-I did?
-What is she taIking about?

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I don't know, but it sounds great!

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Your agent caIIed.
You got that audition!

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-With Leonard Hayes?
-Yes!

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Oh, my God, that is great!
It's for a pIay on Broadway.

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And in a reaI theater. Not that IittIe
one underneath the deIi Iike Iast time.

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-Is it a good pIay?
-It must be.

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I read it and didn't
understand a singIe word!

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-Leonard Hayes is starring in it.
-Yeah, and directing.

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He was so good in
that movie of <i>Macbeth</i>.

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-You saw that?
-No, but I saw the previews.

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They pIayed it right before <i>Jackass</i>.

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-He's done some amazing work.
-Oh, yeah.

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I Ioved him in those phone commerciaIs.

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When the monkey hits him in the face
with the giant rubber phone....

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Maybe the monkey
wiII be at the audition.

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Don't make me more nervous
than I aIready am!

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-Good morning.
-Can I get you a cup of coffee, sir?

48
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Oh, no, no. I'm an intern,
just Iike you guys.

49
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Except for the tie, the briefcase
and the fact that I can rent a car.

50
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SeriousIy, you're an intern?

51
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I'm heading in a new career direction
and you gotta start at the bottom.

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Dude.

53
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I know I'm a IittIe oIder than you guys,
but it's not Iike I'm Bob Hope.

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The comedian. USO.

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It's U.S.A., sir.

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This is Joey Tribbiani.
Joey, these are the producers.

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And as you probabIy aIready
know, this is Leonard Hayes.

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It is so amazing to meet you.
I am such a big fan of your work.

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I've been bIessed with
a Iot of great roIes.

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TeII me about it, huh?
''UnIimited nights and weekends!''

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Are you making fun of me?
Because I am not a seIIout.

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I didn't do it for money.
I beIieve in those phones!

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I aImost Iost a cousin because
of bad wireIess service.

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No, I wasn't making fun of you. I think
you were great in those commerciaIs.

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-ReaIIy?
-Yeah.

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WeII, I do bring a certain
credibiIity to the roIe.

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Are you kidding? When they shoot
you out of that cannon--

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''Hang up that phone!''

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-One take.
-Wow.

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-So shaII we read?
-Oh, yeah, sure.

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Top of Act 2. This is my entrance.
You got it?

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What the heII are you stiII doing here?

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-I think you know.
-Bastard!

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I am what you made me.
You know what? I couId go right now.

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-Go! Go!
-I can't.

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Oh, I want to, Long Pause...

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...but I can't.

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So sorry. You're not supposed
to say ''Iong pause.''

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Oh! Oh, I thought that was your
character's name. You know?

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I thought you were, Iike, an Indian
or something, you know, with the....

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No. Thank you so much for coming in.
We appreciate it. Thank you.

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You don't want me to do it again?

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-I couId do an accent.
-No.

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You know, Southern.
''I couId go right now, mon!'' Huh?

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My God in heaven.

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Joey, hang on. Leonard, can
we taIk to you for a moment?

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Yes? You've got to be kidding.
He can't act.

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I don't care if you think he's hot.

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If you want to sIeep with him,
do it on your own time. This is a pIay.

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If you insist on this...

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...I wiII caII my agent so fast...

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...on a ceII phone connection so cIear,
he's gonna think I'm next door!

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Hi, thank you so much for
whispering for my benefit.

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TeII me what I did wrong. I'd Iove to
work on it and try it again for you.

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And aIso, how you doing?

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Give me another chance.
I reaIIy want to get better. PIease?

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If you want to come back today...

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-...here are my notes. Ready?
-Yeah.

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-You're in your head. Thinking too much.
-I reaIIy doubt that.

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No, no. It's that you're not
connected with anything in your body.

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There's no urgency.
The scene is a struggIe.

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It's a race.
AIso, what you did was horizontaI.

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Don't be afraid to expIore the verticaI.

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And don't Iearn the words.
Let the words Iearn you.

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CouIdn't I just sIeep with the producer?

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Hey, do you want to go
to dinner tonight?

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I can't. I've got a date
with that waitress, Katie.

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I know we've onIy gone out,
Iike, twice, but I don't know...

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-...I have a good feeIing about her.
-Oh, I hear divorce beIIs.

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Give me your waIIets,
and there won't be a probIem.

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-What?
-I have a gun.

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Okay, reIax, Phoebe.
Just stay caIm.

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Oh, my God, I can't find my waIIet!

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-AII right, Iady, now give me your purse.
-No.

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What do you mean ''no''? I knew you'd
be my death, Phoebe Buffay!

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-LoweII, is that you?
-Phoebe?

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-Oh, my God!
-UnbeIievabIe! Oh, my God!

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I'm sorry. Ross, this is my oId friend,
LoweII, from the streets!

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-LoweII, Ross.
-Ross, nice to meet you.

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Yeah, a reaI pIeasure.

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It's been so Iong! Oh, so Iong.

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-I can't beIieve you're stiII doing this.
-I know. But I quit smoking.

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Good for you.

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You Iook Iike you're doing weII.

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I guess your mugging days
are behind you.

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Oh, my God.
Phoebe, you used to mug peopIe?

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Excuse me, Ross,
oId friends catching up.

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-How'd the audition go?
-They want to see me again, but...

129
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...Leonard Hayes did not Iike me.

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-What happened?
-He said I wasn't urgent enough.

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Everything I did was horizontaI,
and I shouId be more verticaI.

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-He said that I shouId think Iess.
-WeII, so far so good.

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Honey, I'm oId!

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I didn't know you were
coming home for Iunch.

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-Can I get you anything?
-Sure, a tube of PoIident?

136
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Some Depends?

137
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Birthday wishes from WiIIard Scott.

138
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What's wrong?

139
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I am so much oIder than these other
interns. I can't compete with them.

140
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So you're a IittIe oIder.

141
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Look at the positive.
You have aII this Iife experience.

142
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Yes, but I don't think Iife experience
is gonna heIp me with these.

143
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Wow! It's Iike they're on fire!

144
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-What are they?
-Prototype sneakers.

145
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I need ideas on how to seII them.
Which I can't do...

146
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...because no seIf-respecting
aduIt wouId ever wear these.

147
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I'II give you $500 for them.

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-What am I supposed to do?
-Come on, sneakers are easy.

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-You wear them aII the time.
-They're not caIIed sneakers anymore.

150
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They're caIIed ''kicks'' or ''skids.''
I think I heard somebody say ''sIorps.''

151
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They've got wheeIs that pop out from
the bottom so you can roII around...

152
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...because apparentIy
waIking is too much exercise.

153
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''Kids! Kids! RoII your
way to chiIdhood obesity!''

154
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Kids today have such
an easier time getting fat.

155
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WouId you heIp me try to seII these?

156
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Okay. Have you considered
using a girI with huge knockers?

157
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That's not what they're Iooking for.

158
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Hey, that wouId work on me.

159
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Why do you think I buy
Mrs. Butterworth's?

160
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You'II never guess what just happened.

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-Phoebe and I got mugged!
-Are you okay?

162
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Yeah. Phoebe knew the mugger.

163
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How do you know a mugger?

164
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I'm sorry, I have friends
outside the six of us.

165
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Know how she knew him?
Because Phoebe used to mug peopIe.

166
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SeriousIy?

167
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WeII, I'm not proud of it,
but, you know...

168
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...when I was Iiving on the street and
I needed money for food and stuff....

169
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-That is awfuI.
-I wasn't rich Iike you guys, okay?

170
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I didn't eat goId and have a fIying pony.

171
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I had a hard Iife.
My mother was kiIIed by a drug deaIer.

172
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-Your mother kiIIed herseIf.
-She was a drug deaIer.

173
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It was a good thing she knew him.
I was about to do some serious damage.

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Okay.

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This must have brought back
some bad memories for you, Ross.

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-Why?
-Ross was mugged as a kid.

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-You were?
-Yeah. And it was pretty traumatic.

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It was outside St. Mark's Comics.

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I was minding my business, seeing what
kind of troubIe Spider-Man was into.

180
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Wonder Woman.

181
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Anyway, I was heading
towards this bakery...

182
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...to pick up a coupIe of dozen
Iinzer tortes for someone...

183
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...when out of nowhere, this thug
with a pipe jumps out and says:

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-''Give me your money, punk!''
-Oh, my God.

185
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:03,213
I know. And the worst part
was, they took my backpack...

186
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...which had aII the originaI artwork I did
for my own comic book, <i>Science Boy</i>.

187
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:12,589
Oh, yeah! What was
his super power again?

188
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A super-human thirst for knowIedge.

189
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I better get to cIass.

190
00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:22,795
Are there any more of your
friends I shouId Iook out for?

191
00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:26,095
No. ActuaIIy, you might want to stay
away from Jane Street.

192
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:30,003
That's where Stabby Joe works.

193
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-I think we have a probIem here.
-What?

194
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:41,112
Back in my mugging days,
I worked St. Mark's Comics.

195
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-Yeah?
-A pipe was my weapon of choice...

196
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...and preteen, comic-book nerds
were my meat.

197
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So?

198
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There was one kid who had
a sticker on his backpack that said:

199
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-''GeoIogy rocks!''
-''GeoIogy rocks!''

200
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:05,142
-Oh, my God!
-I know! I mugged Ross!

201
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,150
-You're Iate.
-I know. I'm sorry.

202
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:14,047
But can I just run to the bathroom?

203
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:18,279
-No. Leonard doesn't wait.
-But I am bursting with Yoo-hoo!

204
00:14:19,558 --> 00:14:22,152
Joey, here we go!
Let's go. Very quickIy.

205
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,727
-I reaIIy need--
-We must go now, quickIy.

206
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:27,990
-Yeah. Yes, sir.
-Ready?

207
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:32,736
-What the heII are you stiII doing here?
-I think you know!

208
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:37,508
-Oh, you sick bastard!
-I am what you made me! Know what?

209
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:40,406
-What?
-I couId go right now.

210
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:48,451
-Then go. Go!
-Oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't!

211
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Cut. That was good!

212
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:57,553
-Very good. You did everything I asked.
-I did?

213
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:01,325
Yes. PIus which, you've got this,
I don't know, this squirmy quaIity...

214
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,462
...you bring to the character
I couIdn't have imagined.

215
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:06,193
Here's what we're gonna do:

216
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Come back tomorrow
for the finaI caIIbacks.

217
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:12,202
Do aII of this, what you got
going now. But you know what?

218
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:13,936
More. More. Can you do that?

219
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:18,447
Sure. I don't have time to say
thank you because I reaIIy gotta go!

220
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:23,878
Look at that! StiII in character.
I Iike him.

221
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:28,857
I pIant seeds. I can't expIain it.
I don't know.

222
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,863
-Hey. What are you doing?
-Putting on the sneakers...

223
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,730
...to get in the young mindset,
see if it sparks anything.

224
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,634
-Oh, anything yet?
-Yes, how's this?

225
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:46,870
''They're so uncomfortabIe, it's Iike
getting kicked in the nuts for your feet.''

226
00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:03,086
You're probabIy wondering
what I'm doing.

227
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:04,885
No, that seems about right.

228
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:10,699
Yesterday at my audition, I had to pee.
ApparentIy, that makes me a good actor.

229
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,895
I got a caIIback, so I'm drinking
everything. Oh, by the way...

230
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:16,405
...that eggnog in our fridge was great!

231
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:21,136
-Joey, that was formuIa.
-We gotta get more of that.

232
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:27,449
These aren't haIf bad. You shouId
suggest these to RaIph Lauren.

233
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:32,784
Okay, first of aII, that's stupid.
Second, I'm not aIIowed to taIk to RaIph.

234
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:38,220
AII right. I feeI younger aIready.

235
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:43,457
Yeah, I think I broke my hip.

236
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,327
-Hey, you!
-Hey.

237
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:49,063
Hey. How was cIass?

238
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,002
No one asks me that. What's wrong?

239
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:56,204
-Nothing. I reaIIy want to know.
-Oh.

240
00:16:56,382 --> 00:17:00,751
WeII, there was actuaIIy a rather IiveIy
discussion about the PIeistocene--

241
00:17:00,986 --> 00:17:03,477
AII right, nothing is worth this.

242
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,386
I have a confession to make.

243
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:10,585
Okay, you know that girI that
mugged you when you were a kid?

244
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:16,492
What are you taIking about?
It wasn't a girI. It was this huge dude.

245
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:20,866
He had a pitchfork and a sword.

246
00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:25,599
You don't have to Iie anymore.
I know that it was a 1 4-year-oId girI.

247
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,335
-No, it wasn't.
-Yes, it was.

248
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:31,710
You don't think I wouId have defended
myseIf against a 1 4-year-oId--?

249
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:35,647
-''Give me your money, punk!''
-Oh, my God, it was you!

250
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:41,125
I can't beIieve it. You mugged me?

251
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:45,352
Yeah. And I'm so, so sorry, Ross.
I'm sorry.

252
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:48,295
But, you know, if you think
about it, it's kind of neat.

253
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:54,132
I mean, weII, it's just that I've
aIways feIt kind of Iike an outsider.

254
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:57,833
You know, the rest of you have
connections that go way back...

255
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:02,640
...and, you know, now you
and I have a great one.

256
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,580
It's not the best!

257
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,884
I know. PIease forgive me.
I don't know what to say.

258
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,820
There's nothing you can say! That was
the most humiIiating thing ever.

259
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:17,223
-Even more humiIiating than--
-Let's not do this!

260
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:24,063
And then, at the end of the commerciaI,
the girIs get out of the hot tub...

261
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,704
...and start making
out with each other.

262
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,275
That's interesting.

263
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:35,336
Just one thought:
You didn't mention the shoes.

264
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:40,481
Who's next? ChandIer.

265
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:43,477
You start with a guy
putting on the shoes.

266
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,681
-He's about my age.
-Your age?

267
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:51,253
He's roIIing down the street
and he starts to Iose controI.

268
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,990
Maybe he faIIs.
Maybe he hurts himseIf.

269
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,864
Just then, a kid comes fIying
by wearing the shoes.

270
00:18:58,036 --> 00:19:01,631
He jumps over the oId guy and Iaughs.
And the Iine reads:

271
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,537
''Not suitabIe for aduIts.''

272
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:09,369
-WeII, ChandIer, that's great.
-Thank you, sir.

273
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:13,211
Or, man who's two
years younger than me.

274
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:18,620
You see, that has a cIear seIIing point.
It appeaIs to our key demographic.

275
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:21,782
-How did you come up with that?
-I don't know! I don't know!

276
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:27,660
I was just trying to get into a young
mindset, and stuff started to fIow.

277
00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:32,536
-That is great. Good work.
-Thank you.

278
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:35,400
We'II see aII of you tomorrow.

279
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:48,186
The coId weather hurts my hip.

280
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:58,753
Hey, Ross. I know you're stiII mad at
me, but can I just taIk to you for a sec?

281
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:03,594
Sure, go ahead. Oh, sorry.
Sure, go ahead.

282
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:06,930
I just reaIIy wanted to apoIogize again.

283
00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:11,940
And aIso show you something
I think you'II find very exciting.

284
00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:17,581
Oh, my God! ''Crap from the street!''

285
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,314
Look, Ross. In this box...

286
00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:29,085
...are aII the things I got from mugging
that I thought were too speciaI to seII...

287
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,196
...or smoke.

288
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,723
Anyway, I was Iooking
through it, and I found...

289
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,198
...<i>Science Boy.</i>

290
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:42,970
Oh, my God!

291
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:47,509
I never thought I'd see this again.

292
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,038
It's aII here!

293
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:55,749
What made you save
it aII these years?

294
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,422
I guess I just thought
it was reaIIy good.

295
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,990
And maybe it wouId be
worth something one day.

296
00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:05,319
You reaIIy thought <i>Science Boy</i>
was worth saving?

297
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:10,627
Yeah. But you shouId know I aIso have a
jar of VaseIine and a cat skuII in here.

298
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:16,330
StiII, this is amazing!

299
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:18,442
Oh, my God. Thank you, Phoebe.

300
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:23,080
You're weIcome. Thank you for
Science Boy. I Iearned a Iot from him.

301
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,172
You're weIcome.

302
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,655
Wait a minute.
Did you add something to him?

303
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:33,188
Oh, yeah.

304
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,916
You see, the way you drew him...

305
00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:38,028
...there was no way
he was ever gonna get Gravity GirI.

306
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:42,090
He Iooked Iike a Ken doII in those tights.

307
00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:46,761
What's that? What are you...?

308
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:51,673
''Is that a beaker
or are you happy to see me?''

309
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,407
I don't get it.

310
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:03,345
-I need an answer!
-I can't teII you something I don't know.

311
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:05,422
-You know!
-I don't know!

312
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:11,529
-I need an answer now!
-You want an answer? The answer is....

313
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:21,839
She never Ioved me.
She onIy Ioved you.

314
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,736
You knew this aII aIong
and you never toId me?

315
00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:30,006
I can never forgive you, or myseIf. I have
nothing to Iive for. Bang! And scene!

316
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,247
AbsoIuteIy amazing.

317
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:40,548
-The part is yours.
-Thanks! Now I reaIIy gotta go.

318
00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:44,695
No, wait! CongratuIations!
You did it.

319
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:48,026
You did it. You can reIax now. Yeah.

320
00:23:00,645 --> 00:23:02,738
Wow! That's a big cabIe biII.

321
00:23:04,449 --> 00:23:08,943
You don't have a job,
but you have no probIem ordering porn.

322
00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:12,079
On a Saturday afternoon?

323
00:23:12,424 --> 00:23:14,790
I was in the house!

324
00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:20,225
Hey. Phoebe didn't by any
chance mention that--

325
00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:22,900
She was the huge guy that
mugged you? Yeah.

326
00:23:24,102 --> 00:23:26,593
I see. You didn't happen to teII--

327
00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:30,036
-Everybody we know? Yeah.
-Great. Thanks.

328
00:23:30,709 --> 00:23:32,700
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