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-Where's Mon?
-She's at home...

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...putting up decorations
for RacheI's birthday party tonight.

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-You're not heIping?
-I tried...

4
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...but apparentIy singing ''I WiII Survive''
in a heIium voice, not heIping.

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-Hey, guys.
-Hey.

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Don't say that Ioud.
Gunther's gonna want to hug me.

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Good news, everyone.
We finaIIy found a nanny.

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-This is MoIIy. MoIIy, ChandIer, Joey.
-Hi.

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Somebody's getting a IittIe fussy.

10
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You're damn right I am. I've been
waiting for a cookie for seven minutes.

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Okay. You know what,
I'm just gonna take her outside.

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-No, you stay. I'II do it.
-Okay. Thank you.

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-Nice to meet you guys.
-Yeah, you too.

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-Wow, MoIIy's just great.
-Yeah.

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Yes, bravo on the hot nanny.

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-What? You reaIIy think she's hot?
-Are you kidding?

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If I wasn't married,
she'd be rejecting me right now.

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Joey?

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How do you think she's doing?

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Am I the onIy one that doesn't think
she's hot? Ross?

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-I mean, she's not unattractive, but...
-Right.

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...but hot?

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Thank you.

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Now that RacheI's gone?

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So hot, I cried myseIf to sIeep
Iast night.

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Hey, Mike,
what's the capitaI of Peru?

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-Lima.
-No.

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It starts with a V
and ends with an X.

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And hopefuIIy with a T-O
in the middIe.

30
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You know, come to think of it,
the capitaI of Peru is ''Vtox.''

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-Oh, God!
-What?

32
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Okay. I don't want to freak you out
or anything...

33
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...but I just saw a rat
in your cupboard.

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Oh, yeah. No, that's Bob.

35
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WeII, he's your pet rat?

36
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WeII, not so much a pet as, you know,
an occasionaI visitor...

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...who I put food out for.
Kind of Iike Santa.

38
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Except Santa doesn't poop
on the pIate of cookies.

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You can't keep a rat in your apartment.
They're unsanitary.

40
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I mean, they transmit Ieptospirosis
and hantavirus.

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-What are those?
-I don't know...

42
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...but they don't sound
Iike spa treatments.

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-You have to get rid of it.
-Okay, fine.

44
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If it means that much to you,
I'II get rid of Bob.

45
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Thank you.

46
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It's so weird you think he's so gross,
yet you're wiIIing to eat his crackers.

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-HeIIo.
-HeIIo.

48
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Gavin, I just want to say
thank you again...

49
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...for watching Emma yesterday
during the presentation.

50
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I reaIIy owe you an apoIogy.

51
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-For what?
-When we first met, you know...

52
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...I thought you were pompous
and arrogant and obnoxious.

53
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Is this your first apoIogy?

54
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No, I just mean, you know,
first impressions don't mean anything.

55
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And I think you're a reaIIy good guy.
And I'm sorry that I misjudged you.

56
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-Morning.
-HeIIo.

57
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But you know what?
Hey, new day, new Ieaf.

58
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I am just reaIIy, reaIIy happy--

59
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I'm sorry. ObviousIy, Heather's ass
has something more important to say...

60
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...so I'II just wait tiII it's finished.

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-What?
-I was giving you an apoIogy...

62
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...and you were totaIIy
checking her out.

63
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I wasn't. I'm in fashion.
I was Iooking at her skirt.

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Or was it pants? I didn't reaIIy see
what happened beIow the ass area.

65
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Wow, you are reaIIy....
You're reaIIy a creep.

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What do you care
if I was Iooking at her?

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Are you jeaIous?

68
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Oh, yeah. I'm jeaIous.

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''Oh, Gavin. PIease,
pIease Iook at my ass.''

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Stop Iooking at my ass!

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I mean, I just think
you are totaIIy inappropriate. Okay?

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This is a work environment.
She's your subordinate.

73
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But it was okay when you
sIept with your oId assistant, Tag?

74
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That is totaIIy different
for two reasons.

75
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One: I didn't know
that you knew that.

76
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And two: I wasn't some creep
staring at his ass.

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We had a.... We had a deep,
meaningfuI reIationship.

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What was Tag's Iast name?

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It was....

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Oh, my God.

81
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He didn't-- He didn't--
He didn't have a Iast name.

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It was just Tag, you know,
Iike Cher or...

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...you know, Moses.

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But it was a deep,
meaningfuI reIationship.

85
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You know what? My first impression
of you was absoIuteIy right.

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You are arrogant. You are pompous.
Morgan! Morgan!

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-Tag's Iast name was Morgan!
-It was Jones.

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What are you, his boyfriend?

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-Man, I wish I had a nanny Iike you.
-You mean when you were a baby?

90
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Sure.

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WouId you stop staring at her?

92
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I wasn't staring.

93
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I was Ieering.

94
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What's the big deaI with her?

95
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Maybe she's attractive
in an obvious kind of way.

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Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst.

97
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You know, when it's right there
in your face.

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Me, I Iike to have to work
to find someone attractive.

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Makes me feeI Iike I earned it.

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Looks Iike Joey's doing aII right
with her.

101
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Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys
to back off...

102
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...and Iet Joey get the girI for once.

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-I'm gonna take her to the apartment.
-Okay. I'II be home right after work.

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-Okay.
-Okay, bye, Emma.

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I Iove you.

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-Bye.
-Bye.

107
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They've eIected me to taIk to you
about the baby taIk.

108
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It's not so good.

109
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I think it's sweet.

110
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Bye, Emma!

111
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Hey, Iisten, Joey. About MoIIy, I wouId
reaIIy prefer if you didn't go after her.

112
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-Why not?
-It took months to find a good nanny.

113
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And I wouIdn't want anything to,
you know, drive her away.

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So you think I'm just
gonna sIeep with her...

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...and never caII her again, and
things are gonna get uncomfortabIe?

116
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Yeah, that sounds about right.

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Come on, there are pIenty
of other women out there.

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Just forget about her, okay?
She's off-Iimits.

119
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Oh, man! What'd you have to go
and say that for?

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Now that you toId me I can't have her,
makes me want her even more!

121
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-What are you, a chiId?
-Yes!

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It's true.
He's Iike a IittIe boy, Iike Ben.

123
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Just think of him
as a reaIIy, reaIIy, reaIIy horny Ben.

124
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No!

125
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Look, Joey, come on now.
For me, pIease.

126
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Just try to focus your sexuaI energy
on someone eIse.

127
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Fine.

128
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Take me home.

129
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Do you want a piece of this?

130
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-Hey, Mikey.
-Hey, Pheeb.

131
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-What are you doing?
-Setting rattraps.

132
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-To kiII Bob?
-No. No, to test his neck strength.

133
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No, I don't want to kiII him.
I thought we were gonna capture him...

134
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...and, you know, set him free
in the countryside...

135
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...where he couId meet
a friendIy possum...

136
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...and a wisecracking owI.

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-Okay, okay. I'II throw away the traps.
-AII right, I'II find Bob. I'II get him.

138
00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:05,237
Bob? Bob?

139
00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:07,811
Robert?

140
00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:12,280
Wait, I think I hear him.

141
00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:18,120
Oh, my God! Bob had babies!
Bob's a mom!

142
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,883
We'II have to think of a new name.

143
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I don't know,
I kind of Iike ''Bob'' for a girI.

144
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No, no. I mean, I'm not sure that we--

145
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Oh, my God. We kiIIed Bob?

146
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WeII, maybe it wasn't Bob.
Maybe it was a mouse.

147
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Susie?

148
00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:43,976
That's it?

149
00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:46,015
It's over?

150
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Who shot J.R.?

151
00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:51,081
Who shot J.R.?

152
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I have got to get a job.

153
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What's up?

154
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SeriousIy, dude. Three years ago.

155
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:06,704
Listen, can you do me a favor?
I'm gonna be out today.

156
00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:08,237
Can you keep an eye on Joey...

157
00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:11,001
...make sure nothing happens
between him and MoIIy?

158
00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,337
-You don't trust him?
-WeII, no.

159
00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,242
Some woman who sounded
a Iot Iike Joey caIIed earIier...

160
00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:20,317
...and asked for her daughter,
the ''hot nanny.''

161
00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:23,749
Is this your Iong-term pIan,
for me to run interference?

162
00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:27,586
Because I couId get a job any day now.

163
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:31,355
You do appear right on the cusp
of something.

164
00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:34,829
Look, come on, man. I'm sure
he'II Iose interest in a week or two...

165
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...but for now, couId you pIease
just do this for me?

166
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Fine, but don't bIame me
if it doesn't work.

167
00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:42,333
Because you know once Joey
sets his mind on something...

168
00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:45,966
...more often than not,
he's going to have sex with it.

169
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:50,109
WeII, I mean,
we've gotta do something. Okay?

170
00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:54,116
Nannies Iike her don't grow on trees.

171
00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:58,650
-Picturing that tree?
-I am, yes.

172
00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:08,495
Where you going, Joe?

173
00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,635
For a waIk.

174
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,774
You mind if I join you?

175
00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:22,308
ActuaIIy, I'd rather be aIone. You know,
I reaIIy need to organize my thoughts.

176
00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:25,813
Your thoughts?

177
00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:27,813
PIuraI?

178
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:32,513
AII right, fine.
I onIy have one thought.

179
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,352
It's about the hot nanny!
I gotta see her!

180
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,889
-I'm afraid I can't Iet you do that, Joe.
-Now you're saying I can't see her?

181
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:44,560
You're kiIIing me! She's forbidden fruit!
It's Iike, Iike...

182
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:48,536
...Iike she's the princess
and I'm the stabIe boy.

183
00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:52,502
Look, I know. She's the most
beautifuI woman in the worId.

184
00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:54,305
I can hear you.

185
00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:58,777
CouId you set my piIIow and bIanket
on the couch for me, pIease?

186
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,684
Why are you doing this, huh?

187
00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:05,221
Did Ross teII you not to Iet me
go over there?

188
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,154
Yes, as a matter of fact, he did.
So I can't Iet you go.

189
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:12,191
Interesting. Now there are obstacIes.

190
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,859
Hot nanny and me against the worId!

191
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:19,163
This is the stuff great noveIs
are made of.

192
00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:21,965
-Great noveIs?
-Fine. Mediocre porn.

193
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,939
-Gavin MitcheII's office.
-RacheI Greene's office.

194
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,673
Give me that phone.

195
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:35,849
HeIIo, this is RacheI Greene.
How can I heIp you?

196
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:40,881
Okay then.
I'II pass you back to your son.

197
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:44,894
Hey, Mom.
No, that's just my secretary.

198
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,969
Excuse me, Gavin.
I have a question I need to ask you.

199
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:54,197
Mom, I'II caII you Iater. Yeah.

200
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,874
-Yes?
-If you Iike Iooking at butts so much...

201
00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:01,501
...why don't you just go
Iook in a mirror?

202
00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:03,780
Thank God you finaIIy said that.

203
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:07,248
I saw you make a note on your pad
three hours ago.

204
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:12,655
-Man, I reaIIy bug you. Don't I?
-Oh, no. PIease...

205
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:14,656
...I don't care about you
enough to bug me.

206
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:18,319
In fact, from now on,
I'm going to take the high road...

207
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,989
...and I'm going to be very, very nice
to you, you mama's boy...

208
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,533
...starting right now.

209
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,238
-Hey, Rach.
-Hi.

210
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,237
-Ready for your birthday Iunch?
-I am.

211
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:32,468
But first, Monica,
I wouId Iike to introduce you...

212
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,808
...to my very taIented coIIeague
and more importantIy...

213
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,814
...my wonderfuI friend, Gavin MitcheII.

214
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:40,814
-PIeased to meet you.
-PIeased to meet you.

215
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,544
Are you coming to RacheI's party?

216
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:46,122
Oh, no, no, no, no. Gavin can't.
He aIready has pIans...

217
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,760
...most IikeIy with his mother.

218
00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:53,661
I don't mind. I'II canceI them. I wouId
never miss my secretary's birthday.

219
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:59,932
Why did you invite him?
I can't stand that guy!

220
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,607
-You were being so nice to him.
-I was faking it.

221
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,606
Can't you teII when I'm being fake?

222
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,211
Hey, Mr. PhiIIips. Nice suit.

223
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:11,349
Right there.
That was so fake!

224
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,953
Hey, ChandIer, which do you Iike better...

225
00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:25,426
...the tuna tartare
or the mushroom empanadas?

226
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:31,770
-The piIe of raw fish, or the tacos?
-Oh, the tacos. DefiniteIy, the tacos.

227
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,532
I stiII can't beIieve you invited Gavin.

228
00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:40,576
He is just the Iast person
I want to see.

229
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:44,306
You're weIcome for the party.
I'm gIad you're having a good time.

230
00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:48,179
I hope he doesn't show up.
Of course he won't, the guy hates me.

231
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,379
-Does he?
-What?

232
00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:53,882
Maybe he keeps bothering you
so much because he Iikes you.

233
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,755
It's Iike in first grade
when Skippy Lange wouId push me...

234
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:59,397
...because he secretIy
had a crush on me.

235
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:02,795
Monica, you think Skippy Iiked you?

236
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:06,267
Honey, aII those boys had a bet
to see if he couId knock you over.

237
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:11,401
-She's out. I'm gonna take her home.
-Okay. Thank you.

238
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,045
Bye, sweetheart.

239
00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:19,307
Do you see what aII the guys
see in her?

240
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:22,043
WouIdn't kick her out of bed.

241
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,021
No more vodka for me.

242
00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:28,325
Hey, Rach. So can I sing
''Happy Birthday'' to you now?

243
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:32,019
-Yeah, sure.
-AII right.

244
00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:35,791
See you Iater.

245
00:15:36,735 --> 00:15:38,566
Hey, Rach. Somebody got you shoes.

246
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:39,931
Give me!

247
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:46,534
-Wow. Wow. Oh, my God!
-CarefuI! CarefuI!

248
00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:49,077
These are my rat babies!

249
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:55,253
Yeah. We have rat babies now.

250
00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:00,452
You brought rats
to my birthday party?

251
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:03,594
So this is what a stroke feeIs Iike.

252
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,128
WeII, I had to bring them.
We kiIIed their mother.

253
00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:08,528
They're our responsibiIity now.

254
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:12,660
You know, they require constant care.
You shouId know that, you're a mother.

255
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:17,373
Are you comparing my daughter
to a rat?

256
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,577
No. Seven rats.

257
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,444
We shouId take them home.
We need to feed them.

258
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:26,379
You're gonna Ieave my party
to take care of a box of rats?

259
00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:28,984
WeII, I'm sorry, RacheI,
but I'm not Iike you. Okay?

260
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,816
Not everyone can afford heIp.

261
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:41,165
Hey, where the heII
are Joey and MoIIy?

262
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,823
I asked you to watch them.

263
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,526
I'm sorry. I got a IittIe preoccupied.

264
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,698
Look, we have to stop them
before something happens.

265
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:52,704
Right behind you, big guy.

266
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,811
So you see, MoIIy,
what peopIe don't understand...

267
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,679
...is that acting is a discipIine.
It takes a Iot of hard work.

268
00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:03,753
-So where'd you study?
-I didn't go to coIIege.

269
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:09,859
-No, where'd you study acting?
-MoIIy, peopIe don't study acting.

270
00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:16,531
MoIIy, do you mind giving us
just a minute?

271
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,999
-Sure. I'II go check on Emma.
-Thanks.

272
00:17:20,939 --> 00:17:23,999
WiII the stabIe boy
never get the princess?

273
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:28,507
What do you think you were gonna do,
have sex with her here on my couch?

274
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,911
No. The Ieather sticks to my ass.

275
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:36,517
This isn't fair. What makes you think
I'm gonna sIeep with her...

276
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:38,053
...and then bIow her off, huh?

277
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:42,660
Can't you guys open your minds to
the possibiIity that I actuaIIy Iike her...

278
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,659
...and might want something reaI?

279
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:51,362
Look, the truth is, I haven't feIt
this way about anyone since RacheI.

280
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:54,734
Okay?
I didn't think I couId ever Iove again.

281
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,197
-Come on!
-Joe!

282
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,881
Hi. Is MoIIy here?

283
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,780
Yeah, yeah. Come on in. MoIIy?

284
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:13,623
-Hey. Guys, this is Tabitha.
-Hey.

285
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:18,587
-I'II see you tomorrow.
-Okay.

286
00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:32,106
WeII, Joey, I guess
we have no probIem.

287
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:37,080
It's Iike my favorite fairy taIe
come true.

288
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:41,784
The princess, the stabIe boy
and the Iesbian.

289
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:47,521
Okay. Okay,
you start preparing the formuIa...

290
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,421
...and I'II start changing the box.

291
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:52,723
And then we gotta put them
straight to bed.

292
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,796
When did we become
one of those coupIes...

293
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,458
...whose Iives revoIve around
their rats?

294
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:01,800
WeII, you know what?
They're our responsibiIity now.

295
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:05,499
Okay, fine.
These rats are our responsibiIity.

296
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:08,110
What happens when they mate
and there are hundreds?

297
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,282
Mate? They're aII brothers and sisters.

298
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:14,051
Yeah, not such a probIem with rats.

299
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:17,654
No, they're more of a ''Iove the one
you're with'' kind of animaI.

300
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,516
No. ReaIIy?

301
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:24,150
Oh, my-- Get off your sister!

302
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,356
Oh, my God. What are we gonna do?

303
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:31,662
The-- We have seven rats.

304
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,465
So, what if each of them
has seven rats...

305
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:38,576
...and then each of those
has seven rats? That's Iike....

306
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,808
That's math I can't even do!

307
00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:47,785
What are we gonna do?

308
00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:50,386
WeII, I know this is gonna
sound crazy...

309
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:57,155
...but we couId
not Iet the box of rats ruin our Iives.

310
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,759
Yeah, okay. I guess you're right.

311
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:06,302
AII right, so we shouId just
give them away.

312
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:12,400
But to nice famiIies with chiIdren
and reduced-fat Wheat Thins.

313
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,944
Those were Bob's favorites.

314
00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:17,047
It's gonna be okay.

315
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:22,116
-You must think I'm crazy.
-No, I think you're sweet.

316
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:28,749
Good. This is just so hard.
It's hard for me to Iet them go.

317
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:32,886
I guess it just brings back memories,
you know...

318
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:38,335
...from when I gave birth to my brother's
tripIets and I had to give them up.

319
00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,743
I haven't toId you about that yet,
have I?

320
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,556
Thanks for the party, honey.
ShouId I heIp you cIean up?

321
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:07,062
No way. You had your party.
Now I have mine.

322
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:12,296
-Is everything aII right?
-I just get bummed...

323
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:13,961
...when my birthday's over.

324
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:17,370
WeII, at Ieast you have one thing
to be happy about.

325
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:20,568
That jerk, Gavin, from your office
didn't show up.

326
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:23,442
Yeah, I hate him.

327
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:28,747
We weren't taIking about you.
We were....

328
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:32,822
No. No way to recover. No. Okay.

329
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:37,929
-Fun party.
-WeII, it was.

330
00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:40,894
And you wouId have seen it
if you didn't show up at....

331
00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:46,561
9:30?! God! This party was Iame.

332
00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:49,669
Again, you're weIcome!

333
00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:54,540
-Look, I'II just give you this and go.
-You bought me a present. Why?

334
00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:59,411
Let me expIain how birthday parties
usuaIIy work. There are presents...

335
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:02,417
...and a cake,
perhaps a fourth or fifth person.

336
00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:06,724
Okay, I....

337
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:10,861
I got you the present to make up
for being such a jerk to you.

338
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:16,024
WeII, okay. WeII, that's very nice.
And you wrote a card.

339
00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:19,403
-''From Gavin.''
-I reaIIy mean it.

340
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:28,203
It's beautifuI.

341
00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:30,608
If you don't mind...?
Let me.

342
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:36,149
WeII, what do you know, it fits.

343
00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:42,593
See, Gavin. You're capabIe of being
a nice guy.

344
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:44,820
Why do you give me such a hard time?

345
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,622
I'm not sure.

346
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:52,836
WeII, Monica seems to think
it's because you have feeIings for me.

347
00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:55,130
I do have feeIings for you.

348
00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,170
-You do?
-Yes. I feeI that you're a IittIe annoying.

349
00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:02,977
See, why? Gavin, why?

350
00:23:03,248 --> 00:23:07,275
Right when I'm about to change
my opinion of you, you go and you--

351
00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:13,352
And you do that.

352
00:23:39,184 --> 00:23:42,483
Hey. Listen,
I think I Ieft something here.

353
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:46,557
WeII, somebody Ieft this.
Is this yours?

354
00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:48,225
No, but I Iike it.

355
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,397
No, I think I Ieft one of my rat babies.

356
00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:57,033
WeII, no. I haven't seen it,
but if I do, I'II Iet you know.

357
00:23:57,202 --> 00:24:00,501
Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby!
Rat baby!

358
00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:03,097
Maybe that's him.

359
00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:07,535
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