1
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Good morning, tiger.

2
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I'm making you a big breakfast, so you
can keep up your strength for tonight.

3
00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:12,211
You're gonna get me
good and pregnant.

4
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I've got nowhere to go this morning.
I'm unempIoyed.

5
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I don't know what
I'm gonna do with my Iife.

6
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WeII, I just Iost my erection.

7
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No, I mean, what am I supposed
to do with myseIf?

8
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You're supposed to find
your passion in Iife.

9
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You can be whatever you want
to be now. It's exciting.

10
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Yeah, but it's aII so overwheIming.
I don't know where to start.

11
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Wait a second.
I can heIp you with this.

12
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You just need to be organized. We can
make a Iist of your quaIifications...

13
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...and categorize jobs by industry.
There couId be foIders and fiIes--

14
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Hey, this is where your hyper-organized
pain-in-the-ass stuff pays off.

15
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I know!

16
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My erection is back!

17
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Thank you.

18
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Joey, couId I have a sip of your coffee
and a bite of your muffin?

19
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-Okay.
-Thank you.

20
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Thank you.

21
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Pheebs, have you ever been bitten
by a hungry ItaIian?

22
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I'm sorry.
It's just, I'm a IittIe short on cash.

23
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If you want,
I couId Ioan you some money.

24
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Oh, no. I Iearned never to
borrow money from friends.

25
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That's why Richard Dreyfuss
and I don't speak anymore.

26
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Why don't you
just spunge off your boyfriend?

27
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Yeah, right, the unempIoyed piano pIayer
who gave his trust fund to charity?

28
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I'm spIitting the muffin with him.

29
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Hey, how about this?
Wanna be an extra on my show?

30
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You couId do that?

31
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The pay's pretty good, and you
couId do it for as Iong as you need.

32
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-Oh, my God. I'm gonna be on TV!
-Okay, now....

33
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I gotta teII you, being on TV isn't
as gIamorous and exciting as you think.

34
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-ReaIIy?
-No, it is awesome.

35
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Hey, guys.

36
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Why are you aII dressed up?

37
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We're bringing Emma to RaIph Lauren
today to introduce her to everyone.

38
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-Doesn't she Iook cute?
-She sure does.

39
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Why does she have a pink bow
taped to her head?

40
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Because if one more person says,
''What a cute IittIe boy'' ...

41
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...I'm gonna whip them
with a car antenna.

42
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I think she's gonna be
the hit of the office.

43
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Yeah, she's gonna be hotter
than peasant bIouses and A-Iine skirts.

44
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Can I get a bIue bow?

45
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Okay. I have Iooked through
a bunch of career guides...

46
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...photocopied and highIighted
key passages...

47
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...and put them into aIphabeticaI foIders,
so you can make an informed decision.

48
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How Iong was I in there?

49
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Okay, Iet's start with the A's.
Advertising.

50
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Wait. Advertising, that's a great idea.

51
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Don't you wanna Iook through the rest?

52
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I don't think I have to hear the rest.
Advertising makes perfect sense.

53
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Sorry you had to waste aII this time.

54
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You caII eight hours aIone
with my IabeI maker wasted time?

55
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Now I'II get to use my shredder!

56
00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:09,938
I mean, I couId write sIogans.
How hard couId it be, right?

57
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''Cheese. It's miIk that you chew.''

58
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''Crackers. Because your cheese
needs a buddy.''

59
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''A grape. Because who can get
a watermeIon in your mouth?''

60
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I got one.

61
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''Socks. Because your famiIy's feet
deserve the best.''

62
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Honey, Ieave it to the pros.

63
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I actuaIIy know someone in advertising.

64
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I grew up with a guy who is
a vice president at a big agency.

65
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Maybe I can get him to meet you.
Give me the phone.

66
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''The phone. Bringing you cIoser
to peopIe who have phones.''

67
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''Marriage. It's not for everybody.''

68
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That went weII. AImost everybody
knew that she was a girI.

69
00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:06,327
Yeah, after you punched that one guy
who got it wrong, word spread.

70
00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,334
I'm just gonna go in my office
and pick up some stuff.

71
00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:16,438
-Who the heII are you?
-Who the heII are you?

72
00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:20,017
I'm the heII person
whose office this is.

73
00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:22,381
Good one, Rach.

74
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I'm Gavin MitcheII,
the person who's taking over your job.

75
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Excuse me?

76
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Your baby's so cute.

77
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But why wouId you put
a pink bow on a boy?

78
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Hey, Joey. Look at me.

79
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I'm a nurse.

80
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Yes, you are.

81
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I think it might be time
for my sponge bath.

82
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Sorry, I'm just so used
to hitting on the extras.

83
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-So are you excited about your scene?
-Yeah, but I'm a IittIe nervous.

84
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ReIax. Don't be. They'II probabIy
just make you stand in the background.

85
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-Good.
-You. Here, come here. Here.

86
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Take this tray, stand on this yeIIow mark.
You're gonna move on ''action.''

87
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WaIk over to the operating tabIe, stop on
the bIue mark and put the tray down.

88
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Don't waIk too fast.

89
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But don't dawdIe.

90
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Okay. Now, what?

91
00:06:18,277 --> 00:06:21,644
And, action!

92
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Cut! Cut.

93
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-I'm sorry. I'm just a IittIe nervous.
-WeII, don't be.

94
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Okay, that heIps.

95
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And, action!

96
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Cut!

97
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Don't worry about it, Pheebs.
It usuaIIy takes me three takes too.

98
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AII right, eight.

99
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And, action!

100
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So do you have any other
questions about advertising?

101
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No. But Iet me show you what I can do.

102
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''BageIs and doughnuts.

103
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Round food for every mood.''

104
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Monica warned me you might do that.

105
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I think we might have something
for you at the agency.

106
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-ReaIIy? That's great.
-It's an unpaid internship.

107
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That's funny. When you said ''unpaid,''
it sounded Iike you said ''unpaid.''

108
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It won't be forever. It just takes a year
or two to get good portfoIio together.

109
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WeII, I can skip a coupIe of steps, right?
I mean, you did hear my round food thing.

110
00:07:56,008 --> 00:08:00,001
You're changing careers. No matter what
you do, you'II have to start at the bottom.

111
00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:04,275
It's gonna be years before you're making
anything near as much as you were before.

112
00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:07,214
So you're paying the check, right?

113
00:08:07,386 --> 00:08:11,584
Come on, now. Monica has a good job.
It's not Iike you have a famiIy to support.

114
00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:15,523
ActuaIIy, we're trying. I don't think
Monica is gonna want to postpone it.

115
00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:18,687
We're supposed to have sex tonight.

116
00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:22,595
ActuaIIy, she's probabIy at home,
naked right now.

117
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I tend to keep taIking
tiII somebody stops me.

118
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-I can just picture her on the bed.
-Stop!

119
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Wait. What do you mean
you're taking over my job?

120
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WhiIe you were on your baby vacation,
I was doing your job.

121
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A vacation? My idea
of a vacation does not invoIve...

122
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...something sucking on my nippIes
untiI they are raw.

123
00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:53,022
CIearIy, you've never been
to SandaIs Paradise IsIand.

124
00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:59,668
AII right. Don't get too comfortabIe
there, because I'm back in two weeks.

125
00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:01,500
I want everything back
the way it was.

126
00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:05,132
I can't say I care too much for the way
you've rearranged my office.

127
00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:08,212
I can't say I care too much
for that smeII you've brought in.

128
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:13,747
-Excuse me?
-Rach, we have a code brown situation.

129
00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:17,415
Honey, couId you pIease
take care of it for me?

130
00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:22,517
AII right, but you're gonna
have to do one sometime.

131
00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,426
Let me just get this straight.

132
00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:28,965
So I go have a baby, and they send
some guy in to do my job?

133
00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:33,231
WeII, there was taIk of shutting down
RaIph Lauren aItogether.

134
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,601
Okay. Right.
You're very cheeky for a temp.

135
00:09:35,775 --> 00:09:39,302
I'm not a temp. I was transferred here
from another department.

136
00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:42,345
And what department was that?
The jerk department?

137
00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,379
They didn't teII me
about your quick wit.

138
00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:48,077
WeII, did they mention that
I'm rubber and you're gIue?

139
00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:52,747
-Gavin, RaIph Ioved your ideas.
-Hi, Mr. ZeIner.

140
00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,790
RacheI. I see you've met Gavin.

141
00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:58,020
When you Ieft us, we weren't sure
what we were gonna do.

142
00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:02,065
But then, Gavin to the rescue.
Super Gavin.

143
00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:04,792
WeII, that's great.

144
00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:08,064
So now, Super Gavin,
when I come back...

145
00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,403
...where do you pIan on fIying off to?

146
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:15,411
That's up to Mr. ZeIner.
I'm sure he'II make the right decision.

147
00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,648
Super ass-kissing power.

148
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,617
IncidentaIIy, when are you coming back?

149
00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,214
Today.

150
00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:28,484
-You said two weeks.
-No, I said today.

151
00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:32,620
See, for a superhero,
not so much with the Iistening.

152
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,324
I'm sorry.
RacheI, we shouId probabIy go.

153
00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:39,801
I ran out of diapers,
and I had to use your sweater.

154
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:45,668
-I didn't bring a sweater.
-Then, we shouId reaIIy go.

155
00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:54,643
So, what'd he say?

156
00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:57,553
He can be a IittIe rough
around the edges...

157
00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:02,490
...so I'm gonna repIace a word
he used a Iot with the word ''puppy.''

158
00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:09,096
So he said, ''If your puppy friend
doesn't get her puppy act together...

159
00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:12,328
...I am gonna fire
her mother-puppy ass.''

160
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:16,208
I'm sorry. I can't do this.
I'm just not an actor.

161
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,775
That's right. You're not.
You're a nurse.

162
00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:21,435
-You're Nurse With Tray.
-No, Joey--

163
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:24,741
Nurse With Tray doesn't know Joey.
She has no time for friends.

164
00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:28,580
She gets in that operating room
and she carries that tray to the doctor...

165
00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,722
...because if she doesn't, peopIe die.

166
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,687
Who dies?

167
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,621
Man With Eye Patch!

168
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,228
Now, you get in there,
and you do your job.

169
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,454
Yes, doctor.

170
00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:43,292
Okay, Iet's try this one more time.

171
00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:47,872
Hang in there, Man With Eye Patch.
Your tray is coming.

172
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,541
And, action.

173
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,780
Yes, I did it! I naiIed it!

174
00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:02,247
What's next?

175
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,887
The rest of the scene.

176
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,489
Okay, from the top, peopIe.

177
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:19,601
Hey, you know what I was thinking? I don't
know if ''code brown'' is the best code word.

178
00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:23,264
I think peopIe might know
what we're taIking about.

179
00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:27,811
That's fine. Listen, sudden change of pIans.
My maternity Ieave just ended.

180
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:31,040
They said if I didn't
come back today, they'd fire me.

181
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,048
What? No, that's iIIegaI.

182
00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:35,779
I'II have the Labor Department
here so fast, they won't--

183
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:41,621
AII right, caIm down, Norma Rae.
They didn't actuaIIy say that.

184
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:46,197
I'm just afraid if I don't come back now,
this guy wiII try and squeeze me out.

185
00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:49,425
But what about Emma?
I mean, we don't have a nanny.

186
00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:52,661
I know. We're just gonna have
to figure out a pIan tonight.

187
00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:55,238
Can you pIease just take care
of her for today?

188
00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:59,235
AbsoIuteIy. Just give me your breasts,
and we'II be on our way.

189
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:04,145
Come on.
I don't know what eIse to do.

190
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,978
Fine. Fine.

191
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:10,850
We'II have fun, won't we?
Yes, we wiII. Yes, we--

192
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:17,528
Ross.

193
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,256
You're pretty.

194
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:31,270
Whatever I decide to do, I'm gonna be
starting a new career from scratch.

195
00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:34,408
It's gonna be a whiIe
before I make a Iiving at it.

196
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:39,078
Maybe now's not the right time
to be starting a famiIy.

197
00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:43,881
So you have to teII Monica you don't
want to have a baby right now?

198
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,080
Yeah.

199
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:48,754
Goodbye.

200
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:55,889
Okay, it's baby time.
Pants off, Bing.

201
00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,732
Didn't see you there, GeIIer.

202
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,708
Ross is here, so....

203
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:10,006
And I was reaIIy hoping
that maybe I couId hang out.

204
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:14,250
You know, what do you feeI Iike doing?

205
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,755
WeII, we're gonna have sex.

206
00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:21,085
I don't feeI Iike having sex.

207
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:27,792
Maybe.... I don't know. Maybe we
can watch a movie or something.

208
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,466
Let me put it this way:

209
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,160
We're having sex
whether you're here or not.

210
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,735
Pants off, Bing.

211
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:43,608
Now that I'm back, why don't you just
fiII me in on what you've been up to.

212
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:47,785
WeII, I've changed your screen saver
from that picture of *NSYNC.

213
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,750
Hey, they were popuIar when I Ieft.

214
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,550
I'm working on this
big presentation for tomorrow.

215
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:56,283
I shouId be invoIved in that,
so get me up to speed.

216
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,329
That'II take weeks.
Let me take care of the presentation.

217
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,762
No. I see what you're
doing here, aII right?

218
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:06,337
This is my job, buddy. I've had it for
five years, and I know how it works.

219
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:10,632
-So why don't you just catch me up.
-Fine.

220
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:14,210
Oh, God. You've totaIIy messed
with the back support on my chair.

221
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,712
-How do you fix this?
-You've been here five years.

222
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:20,682
-You figure it out.
-Fine, I wiII.

223
00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:28,649
AII right, fiII me in.

224
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:39,497
Do you have a bIue tie that wouId go
with this? Emma spit up on mine.

225
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:42,402
Yeah, but you have to give it back
if I get a job.

226
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,304
Of course, by that time,
ties wiII be obsoIete...

227
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:48,640
...and we'II aII be wearing
siIver jumpsuits.

228
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,713
Hey, good morning, Iover.

229
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:55,513
I gotta say, after Iast night,
I'm a IittIe weak in the knees.

230
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:03,356
Here's an idea. You waIk into a room,
take a quick scan.

231
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,022
Sorry.

232
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:11,999
But I kind of have this feeIing that
we may have made a baby Iast night.

233
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:16,198
Oh, God, I have to teII you something.

234
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,176
You're not pregnant.

235
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:19,875
What are you taIking about?

236
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:23,612
WeII, that thing that I have to do
to make a baby?

237
00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:24,942
I faked it.

238
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,083
What? You faked it?

239
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,352
You know what?

240
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:35,155
I don't need a tie.

241
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:41,162
I mean, it's better open coIIar,
you know?

242
00:16:42,534 --> 00:16:45,162
It's more casuaI.

243
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:53,438
Joey. Listen, I can't do this.
It doesn't make any sense.

244
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:57,412
Yesterday I was a nurse,
and today I'm a waitress at a café?

245
00:16:57,616 --> 00:17:01,074
Sometimes we use the same extras
for different parts. It's okay.

246
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:05,950
WeII, it's not okay, because I gave a very
memorabIe performance as the nurse.

247
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:10,585
And now, suddenIy, I'm the waitress?
That's gonna confuse my fans.

248
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:16,599
WeII, maybe you are a nurse...

249
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:20,205
...but you moonIight as a waitress.

250
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:28,111
Because I'm a singIe mother
supporting my two chiIdren.

251
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,114
Nice.

252
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,081
Wait a minute.

253
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:37,779
Dr. Drake Ramoray and I work at the
same hospitaI. WouIdn't I come say hi?

254
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:42,086
No. No, see, you and Drake
are having a fight.

255
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:43,851
About what?

256
00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:47,362
He sIept with you--
Best sex you ever had, by the way.

257
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,594
And then never caIIed you.

258
00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:55,866
And I just wanted a new daddy
for Davey and Becky.

259
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,468
Okay. Okay, from the top.

260
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,972
And, action.

261
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:06,345
So I'm surprised you agreed
to have Iunch with me.

262
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:09,020
I'm surprised too. But yet, here I am.

263
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,949
Cut! Cut!

264
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,558
What are you doing?

265
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:18,957
I'm very angry at him because he sIept
with me and never caIIed me back.

266
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:21,155
-Me too.
-Me too!

267
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,699
CaIm down. She means on the show.

268
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,498
We need some new extras
around here.

269
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,735
Wow. You're here aIready.

270
00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:37,348
Yes. Emma and I came in a IittIe earIy
to do research on the presentation.

271
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:41,077
ActuaIIy, I made a few changes.
I think I'm caught up on everything.

272
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,083
So ask me anything.

273
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:46,347
-How do you fix the chair?
-Except that!

274
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:51,886
HeIIo, Mr. ZeIner. We are aII ready
for our presentation this afternoon.

275
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:56,932
-Good, because it's in 1 0 minutes.
-What? I can't do that. I have the baby.

276
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:59,263
Ross is not gonna pick her up
for an hour.

277
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:02,271
Then Gavin can give the presentation.
We have to do it now.

278
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:06,070
RaIph needs to Ieave earIy today.
He's going heIicopter shopping.

279
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:10,973
But I Iove that man.
I'd foIIow him into heII.

280
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,040
Microphones.

281
00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,219
WeII, there you go, you win.
You win.

282
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:21,359
You get to do the presentation.
You'II knock them dead.

283
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:25,293
No one wiII remember that I worked here,
and then RaIph wiII buy his heIicopter...

284
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:29,024
...and Super Gavin wiII just fIy
right aIongside of him.

285
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:37,104
-You can do the presentation.
-No, I can't. I have a baby.

286
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:39,373
I'II watch her.

287
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:42,741
Why wouId you do that?

288
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:47,779
Because you worked reaIIy hard, and
it's your job. And you're a IittIe crazy.

289
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,649
That's reaIIy nice.

290
00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:54,783
I shouId teII you that crying women
make me very uncomfortabIe.

291
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,487
WeII, you're not gonna Iike
what's coming.

292
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,557
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

293
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:05,602
God.

294
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,969
Thank you. Thank you.

295
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:17,346
I'm reaIIy fine. Don't worry.
I'm great with chiIdren.

296
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:31,286
Gavin MitcheII. PIeased to meet you.

297
00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:36,031
PIease don't fire my friend.
Just Iet me taIk to her.

298
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:39,034
-Okay, but this is her Iast chance.
-Thank you.

299
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:41,434
How about I do something for you?

300
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,701
Tomorrow, I'II bring you a hat,
cover up the baId.

301
00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:51,706
Listen, Pheebs. I was just taIking
to the director...

302
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,909
...and he was thinking maybe
this time you don't hit Drake.

303
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,520
You just wait on the tabIes.

304
00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:59,721
I can't do that. I'm an actor.
I have a process.

305
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:03,326
You're a masseuse.
You have a tabIe with a hoIe in it.

306
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,421
Wait, I see what's happening here.
You're threatened.

307
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:08,725
What?

308
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:12,336
I'm so good in the scene
that I'm steaIing focus from you.

309
00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:15,768
Rise to the chaIIenge, Tribbiani,
because I just raised the bar.

310
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,169
Come join me up here.

311
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:22,144
-Okay, great. I wiII.
-Okay, good.

312
00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:29,847
Yeah, you can fire her, but I wouId
caII security. She won't go easy.

313
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:35,685
You faked it?
You couIdn't have faked it.

314
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:39,887
Yes, you can. You just make
the faces and the noises.

315
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,562
Guys can fake it?

316
00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:46,670
UnbeIievabIe.
The one thing that's ours.

317
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:52,207
Why wouId you fake it
when we're trying to have a baby?

318
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:55,039
WeII, that's actuaIIy why.

319
00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:58,179
Look, I'm starting
a whoIe new career now.

320
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,375
I'm not saying I don't want a baby.

321
00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:04,010
I'm just saying maybe
we couId wait a IittIe whiIe.

322
00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:05,588
Like a month?

323
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:09,756
-Or a year?
-ReaIIy? You wanna wait a year?

324
00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:13,056
It couId be Iess than a year.
I mean, you've heard my stuff.

325
00:22:13,231 --> 00:22:18,362
''Pants. Like shorts but Ionger.''

326
00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:23,538
It'II probabIy be more than a year.

327
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:31,043
-I reaIIy wanna have a baby.
-WeII, yeah, me too.

328
00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:37,085
Look, I'II just get my oId job back.

329
00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:39,723
No, I want you to have
a job that you Iove...

330
00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:43,459
...not statisticaI anaIysis
and data reconfiguration.

331
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:46,392
I quit, and you Iearn what I do?

332
00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:53,237
I think there's never gonna be
a right time to have a baby.

333
00:22:53,405 --> 00:22:55,498
Now you're unempIoyed,
and in a IittIe whiIe...

334
00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:58,768
...you'II find a new job
that'II keep you reaIIy busy.

335
00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:01,572
There's aIways gonna be
a reason not to do this...

336
00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:05,979
...but I think once the baby comes,
we'II forget about aII those reasons.

337
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:09,181
I guess.

338
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,323
I mean, it's aIways gonna be scary
when we have a baby.

339
00:23:12,491 --> 00:23:14,925
It's gonna be reaIIy scary.

340
00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:18,028
I mean, God, when we have a baby...

341
00:23:18,196 --> 00:23:21,757
...there's gonna be so much
that we're not abIe to controI.

342
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:26,303
I mean, the apartment's
gonna be a mess.

343
00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:29,269
I won't have time to cIean it.

344
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,604
What if the baby gets
into the ribbon drawer...

345
00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:35,440
...and messes up aII the ribbons?

346
00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:37,775
What if there's no room
for a ribbon drawer...

347
00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:40,349
...because the baby's stuff
takes up aII the space?

348
00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,680
Where wiII aII the ribbons go?

349
00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:46,389
ShouId we go make a baby
before you change your mind?

350
00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:48,389
-Yes, pIease!
-Okay.

351
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,461
And I promise I wiII not
fake it this time.

352
00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:54,929
WeII, I wish I couId say the same.
I'm a IittIe shook up.

353
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:02,270
I know you botched
that operation on purpose.

354
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:06,639
I can't prove it yet, but when I do,
you'II be going to jaiI for murder.

355
00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:08,541
I don't care if you are my brother.

356
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,541
I'm not your brother.

357
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,650
What about my chiIdren, Drake?

358
00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:15,953
No! No! No!

359
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:22,286
God!

360
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:27,120
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