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You said you'd marry Joey?

2
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Okay, you have to realize,
l was exhausted, l was emotional.

3
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l would have said yes to anybody.

4
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Like that time
when you and l got married.

5
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l'm not helping.

6
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So you said yes to him,
and you just had our baby?

7
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That is right. And traditionally,
the daddy gives the mommy a present.

8
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But l am prepared to let that go.

9
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So when l came here to see if you
wanted to maybe start things up again...

10
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...you were engaged to my best friend?

11
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Well--

12
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Really?

13
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l thought Chandler
was your best friend.

14
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Well, Chandler's my oldest friend.
Joey's my-- No!

15
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Hey, l'm gonna take off.
l just wanted to say goodbye.

16
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Rachel said she'd marry you?

17
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This isn't the right room. Sorry, folks.

18
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l don't want to be negative. So l'll say
most of the signs you bought are good.

19
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No, they ran out of ''lt's a Girl!''
But l can fix this one.

20
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See? Huh?

21
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So sexy.

22
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-Honey?
-Yeah?

23
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-Honey, why don't you lie down?
-lt's okay.

24
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Ross and Rachel will be back soon,
and then l gotta go to the office.

25
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Am l producing them?

26
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-Why are you so tired?
-l couldn't sleep last night.

27
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l started worrying about this big
divisional meeting l have today.

28
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The more l worried,
the more l couldn't sleep.

29
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You know, and then l was, like, ''lf l fall
asleep now, l'll get six hours' sleep.

30
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But if l fall asleep now,
l'll get five hours' sleep.''

31
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No matter what l did,
l couldn't fall asleep.

32
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You know what you should've done?
Told yourself that little story.

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-Hi.
-Hey.

34
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-Welcome home.
-Hi.

35
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Phoebe did the signs.

36
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You guys, thanks for doing this.

37
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Look at all that stuff people sent.

38
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Oh, my gosh. Look, there's something
every mother needs.

39
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A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up
the entire apartment.

40
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What are people think--?
You guys, l love it.

41
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Hey, so where's Ross?

42
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He's downstairs getting the stuff
out of the cab.

43
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-ls he still mad at us?
-Well, you more than me.

44
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But he can't stay too mad at me.
l mean, l just had his baby.

45
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That's not fair. l can't do that.

46
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l'm not sure you should be here
when he comes up.

47
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l didn't think l should be here either.
But somebody said he'd be over it.

48
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Hey, what do l know?
l wanted to get a bigger gorilla.

49
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The numbers we're seeing in Chicago,
New York and London are solid.

50
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But many of our field offices
have reported disappointing yields.

51
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Boston is down. Atlanta is down.
Houston is down.

52
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l could go on and on.
But instead of boring you...

53
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...l'll go straight to my 42-point plan.

54
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Walter.

55
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She's just so cute.

56
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l just want to bite her ear off
and use it as a sucking candy.

57
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Phoebe.

58
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But l could take one of those little feet
and put it in a pita pocket.

59
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-Okay. l put most of the stuff away.
-Oh, great. The pacifiers?

60
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-lt's in the cupboard.
-The burping cloths?

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-Linen closet.
-The diapers?

62
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ln the hospital.

63
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-Wow, you guys got a hospital? Fancy.
-No, l left the diapers at the hospital.

64
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There's some in the bag,
but l'll run out and get some more.

65
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All right, thanks.

66
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Could you stop at the coffeehouse
and get me a muffin?

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-Sure. What kind?
-Let me think.

68
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What do l want?

69
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What do l want?

70
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Please, take your time.
lt's an important decision, not like...

71
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...say, l don't know, deciding to marry
someone. This is about a muffin.

72
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-Blueberry.
-Blueberry it is.

73
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Thank you.

74
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Wow, he's not letting this go, is he?

75
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God, how long do you think
that's gonna last?

76
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l don't know. He got over the
''We were on a break'' thing quickly.

77
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You know what,
l can't worry about it right now.

78
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Because l've got the cutie little baby.

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l can't believe how much l love her.
l mean, l can't get enough of her.

80
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Like, right now? l miss her.
l actually miss her.

81
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You know, that's her?

82
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l know. l know, but she's sleeping.

83
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lt's not like when she's awake
and l can see her stretch and wiggle.

84
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Oh, my God, have you seen her yawn?

85
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-lt's so cute.
-l know.

86
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When do you think
she's gonna wake up?

87
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She told me to ring her
if she's not up by 1 1 .

88
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She has a job interview.

89
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Okay, but the clouds part
when she yawns.

90
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God, look at her sleeping.
l love her so much.

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-l think l'm gonna wake her up.
-Rach, no.

92
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You know, you're never
supposed to wake a sleeping baby.

93
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Well, l can do whatever l want.
l made her.

94
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Come on, little girl.
Yes. Hello, Emma. Hello. Hi.

95
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Well, l would say l told you so,
but she's kind of doing that for me.

96
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l'm sorry. Mommy's so sorry.
Go back to sleep.

97
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Go back to sleep.

98
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-lt breaks your heart, doesn't it?
-lt really does.

99
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How long do you think
we have to stay?

100
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Okay, if everyone's onboard,
it's settled.

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Chandler?

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-Chandler?
-Yeah.

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Are you onboard?

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Yes.

105
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Well, then problem solved.
Chandler will run our office in Tulsa.

106
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You're gonna love Oklahoma.

107
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All right. We already tried feeding her,
changing her, burping her....

108
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Try this one. ''Go back in time
and listen to Phoebe.''

109
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-All right, here's something.
-What?

110
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lt says to try holding the baby
close to your body...

111
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...and then swing her rapidly
from side to side.

112
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Okay.

113
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lt worked!

114
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No. Just stopped to throw up
a little bit.

115
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Mon, what am l gonna do?

116
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lt's been hours,
and it won't stop crying.

117
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-She, Rach. Not it. She.
-Yeah. l'm not so sure.

118
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-Oh, my God, l'm losing my mind.
-Yeah, no kidding.

119
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All right, this just proves no good
can come from having sex with Ross!

120
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Hey, Gunther. Can l get a couple
of blueberry muffins to go?

121
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-Diapers, huh?
-Yep.

122
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So l guess Rachel had your baby?

123
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-Yep. Can you believe it?
-Nope.

124
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l can't even believe
she slept with you in the first place.

125
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You mean, like....

126
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Hey.

127
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l know you're pissed at me,
but we have to talk about this.

128
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Actually, we don't.

129
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Fine. Okay. But l gotta say, technically,
l didn't even do anything wrong.

130
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What? You didn't do anything wrong?

131
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-l said l didn't technically.
-Okay.

132
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Let's put aside the fact
that you ''accidentally'' ...

133
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...picked up my grandmother's ring and
you ''accidentally'' proposed to Rachel.

134
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Can l just stop you there
for a second?

135
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When people do this:

136
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l don't really know what that means.

137
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You were saying?

138
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And l could even understand
that you couldn't tell Rachel.

139
00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:06,195
But why couldn't you tell me?
You had all day to, and you didn't.

140
00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:10,433
l know. l should've.
''l'm sorry.''

141
00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,779
Not using it right, Joe.

142
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''l'm sorry.''

143
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,655
-l'm gonna go.
-No, come on.

144
00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:27,986
-Ross, we have to get past this.
-Give me the bag.

145
00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,357
No, l don't know what else to do.
l said l'm sorry, now....

146
00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:34,522
Now you should scream at me
or curse me or hit me.

147
00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:37,794
-l'm not gonna hit you.
-You'll feel better. l'll feel better.

148
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,564
You know you want to,
l can see it in your eyes.

149
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-l don't.
-A little bit.

150
00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:45,140
-No.
-Little bit.

151
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,405
-No.
-A little bit more.

152
00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:51,275
-Give me the bag. Give me the bag.
-No, hit me. Hit me.

153
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,543
-Give me the bag. l'm not kidding.
-Hit me.

154
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-No.
-Hit me. Hit me. Hit me!

155
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-You ducked!
-l'm sorry! lt was a reflex!

156
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,038
-Oh, my God! This really hurts!
-l couldn't help it.

157
00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:19,108
When a fist comes at your face,
you duck. Look.

158
00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:23,772
What is the matter with you?

159
00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:26,042
You were supposed to duck!
Why didn't you?

160
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:28,220
Let's talk on the way to the hospital.

161
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:32,881
Good. Yeah, maybe while we're there,
they can check your reflexes.

162
00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:50,742
-Try feeding her again.
-l already fed her.

163
00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:53,605
l know. That's why l said, ''Again!''

164
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,010
You guys,
we can't turn on each other, okay?

165
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,446
That's just what she wants.

166
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,982
-Hi.
-Hey.

167
00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:05,449
l told you you shouldn't have
let her watch <i>Terms of Endearment</i>.

168
00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:08,786
-Can l talk to you outside?
-Just stay here.

169
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:11,361
l'm gonna check her diaper.
Pheebs, you want to come?

170
00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:14,363
l'm kind of part of this.

171
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:19,001
Actually, it's a husband-and-wife
kind of thing.

172
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,673
l knew l should've married Chandler.

173
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:26,003
-Okay, what's up?
-Okay.

174
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:29,076
You know we said it would be fun
to move to Paris for a year?

175
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,910
And you could study French cooking,
and l could write...

176
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...and we could picnic along the Seine,
and go wine-tasting in Bordeaux.

177
00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:38,682
-Yeah.
-Okay.

178
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:42,419
You know how people say
that Tulsa...

179
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...is the Paris of Oklahoma?

180
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:50,091
What? Who says that?

181
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,833
People who have never been
to Paris?

182
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:58,704
-Well, what's going on?
-We're moving to Tulsa.

183
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,779
-Excuse me?
-Okay.

184
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,747
Ms. McKenna,
she kind of works above my boss.

185
00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,979
-l think you actually met her.
-Don't care. Get back to Tulsa.

186
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:13,751
She asked me to move to Tulsa
and be president of our office there.

187
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,827
And l was sleeping
and apparently said yes.

188
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:20,890
-Tulsa, Oklahoma?
-The Sooner State.

189
00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:24,231
Whatever that is.

190
00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:27,766
Chandler, l don't even want to see
the musical <i>Oklahoma.</i>

191
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,806
''Oh, What a Beautiful Morning,''
''Surrey With the Fringe on Top''?

192
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:35,470
Are you trying to tell me we're moving
to Oklahoma or that you're gay?

193
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:40,150
l don't think l can get out of this.

194
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,651
-Oh, my God!
-But you don't know...

195
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,655
...it could be like Paris.
You can still take a cooking class...

196
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,658
...at Oral Roberts University.

197
00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:53,127
All right, not that this matters, but did
they at least offer you a huge raise?

198
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:57,598
No. But they are going to lease us
a Ford Focus.

199
00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:02,373
-l'll get out of it.
-Thank you.

200
00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,673
-What is wrong with Emma?
-She misunderstood.

201
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,005
She thought she was moving to Tulsa.

202
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:14,212
Ma'am, do you have a minute?

203
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:18,789
l kind of have some bad news.
l don't think l can move to Tulsa.

204
00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:24,024
-What?
-lt's a funny story, actually.

205
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:28,131
l kind of fell asleep
in the meeting this morning.

206
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,827
So when l said l'd move to Tulsa,
l didn't really know what l was saying.

207
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,197
You fell asleep?

208
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:36,067
But only because l was up all night
worried about this meeting.

209
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:37,641
lsn't that funny?

210
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:42,139
lrony. Not a fan? All right.

211
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:45,481
See, here's the thing.

212
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:49,109
l went home and told my wife
about Tulsa, and she won't go.

213
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:53,156
See me, l love Tulsa. Tulsa is heaven.
Tulsa is ltaly.

214
00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:55,350
Please don't make me go there.

215
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:58,563
-Chandler, l--
-l know that you're upset...

216
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:02,394
...but l just-- l would really
rather just stay here.

217
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,969
Not here in your office...

218
00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:07,969
...here at the company...

219
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:11,268
...where l'm rapidly feeling unwelcome.

220
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:15,137
No, look, Carol.
Can l call you Carol?

221
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:19,150
Why would l
when your name is Elaine?

222
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:27,315
What a great picture of your son.
Strapping.

223
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:32,455
That's a picture of your daughter,
isn't it?

224
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:36,396
Well, she's lovely.
l like a girl with a strong jaw.

225
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,768
l'll call you from Tulsa.

226
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,303
Hey. So how is it?

227
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:52,416
-l broke my thumb.
-Your thumb?

228
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,650
That's weird.
Are you sure you're punching right?

229
00:15:57,823 --> 00:16:00,451
Make a fist.

230
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,151
Maybe later.

231
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,058
Ross, l feel terrible.

232
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:09,860
You know what, you can go.
l just have to fill out some forms.

233
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,237
You want me to help you with that?

234
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:20,241
Why, does it look like l'm having
trouble with my misshapen claw?

235
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,809
Name?

236
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:30,053
No, l know Ross.
But what's it short for?

237
00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,349
You know, like Rossell.

238
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:36,759
Or Rosstrophor.

239
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:39,554
Just Ross.

240
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,258
lt's pretty.

241
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:46,234
-Okay, date of birth?
-You know my birthday.

242
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,566
Sure.

243
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:53,003
May...tember?

244
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:58,578
-October 1 <i>8</i>.
-Occupation? Dinosaurs.

245
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:05,716
Actually, l'm a paleon--
Dinosaurs is fine.

246
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:09,186
The drawing is not.

247
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:15,697
All right, who do you want
as your emergency contact?

248
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:20,034
-Rachel, l guess.
-Okay. Relationship?

249
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:23,072
Boy, this could take a while.

250
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:28,405
-Just put roommate.
-Come on.

251
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:32,072
You guys are more than that.
You're gonna get together, right?

252
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,252
l don't think that we are.

253
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,549
But you two are supposed
to be together.

254
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:41,954
Well, l thought so too.
But then she said she'd marry you.

255
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,625
Come on, Ross,
that didn't mean anything.

256
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,664
She'd just had the baby. She was
freaked out about doing it alone.

257
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:51,894
-She would have said yes to anybody.
-Yeah, that's what she said.

258
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,438
-So?
-So l don't want to be just anybody.

259
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,168
-Wow.
-You know what?

260
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:03,439
lt's better this way anyway.

261
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,651
l don't know what l was thinking,
going down that road again with us.

262
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:13,486
lt's just much easier if we're
just friends who have a kid.

263
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,751
-Really?
-Yeah.

264
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:19,859
-And you're okay with that?
-Yes. That's what we always planned.

265
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:22,557
And if you have a plan,
you should stick to it.

266
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,169
That's why they call them plans.
Hello?

267
00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,470
l'm fine.

268
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,072
Hey, for what it's worth...

269
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:37,840
...with Rachel, l don't think
you'll ever be just ''anybody.''

270
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:41,349
Hey, there you go.

271
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,546
''Thanks.''

272
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:53,186
Oh, my God.
How long has she been crying?

273
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:55,799
About a week and a half.

274
00:18:56,034 --> 00:19:00,596
Well, it looks like you guys got it
under control, so l'm just gonna go.

275
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:05,105
No? Really?
Misery really does love company?

276
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,505
All right.

277
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:12,009
-Try holding her a different way.
-Look, l'm doing the best l can.

278
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:15,347
-Anyone else is welcome to try.
-All right, l'll try. Fine.

279
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,853
-Yes. Okay. Okay.
-Here you go.

280
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:20,719
Hey. Oh, gosh.

281
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:24,056
Nothing works with this child!

282
00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:28,131
God, what am l gonna do, you guys?
l can't even comfort my own baby.

283
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,029
-l'm the worst mother ever.
-No, you're just new at this.

284
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:34,434
You'll get better. Think about
your first day at work.

285
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:37,097
That couldn't have been easy,
but you figured that out.

286
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:42,041
Yeah, l don't think dressing
provocatively is going to help me here!

287
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:45,876
-God, just please take her.
-Okay, l'll take her. Come on.

288
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,986
Oh, boy,
l have to go to the bathroom.

289
00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:52,248
l have to go scream into a pillow.

290
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:59,957
Bouncy. Bouncy baby. Bouncy baby.

291
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:04,967
Oh, baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby.

292
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,470
Oh, baby, baby, baby.

293
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:12,871
Have l gone deaf?

294
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:20,774
lt worked. Oh, baby, baby, baby.
Oh, baby, baby, baby.

295
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,614
You must be a fireball in bed!

296
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:31,126
l can't believe it. She's asleep.
l got her to go to sleep.

297
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,696
l have actual magical powers.

298
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:38,158
l can hear traffic and birds.

299
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:40,965
l can hear the voices in my head again.

300
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,136
l'm kidding.

301
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,814
Oh, my God!
You got her to stop crying!

302
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:56,147
Yes, l did. l'm Monica, super aunt.

303
00:20:56,655 --> 00:21:01,285
-You are the official baby-crier stopper.
-Yes, l am.

304
00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:04,985
-You're never leaving the apartment.
-Say what?

305
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:09,530
That's your new job, day or night.
She starts crying, l need you here.

306
00:21:09,735 --> 00:21:13,466
-No, no, no.
-Thankfully, you don't need me at all.

307
00:21:13,639 --> 00:21:17,735
So okay. Hey, super aunt?
See you later.

308
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:21,504
Rachel?
Let's give it six to eight months.

309
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,151
Okay, so listen,
l'm gonna go lay down.

310
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,083
What?

311
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:38,228
The book says whenever
she's sleeping, l should be sleeping.

312
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:39,830
So....

313
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:43,065
<i>Thank you.</i>

314
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,336
Hey.

315
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:52,705
-We just got her to go to sleep.
-So there can't be any yelling?

316
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:56,873
No.

317
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:02,747
-We're moving to Tulsa.
-What?

318
00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:09,020
l can't-- l can't hear.

319
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:18,560
-Hey.
-Hey. Where have you been?

320
00:22:20,572 --> 00:22:24,064
-What happened to you?
-l had a little thing with Joey.

321
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:26,540
lf you think this is bad,
you should see him.

322
00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:30,378
No, Ross, this is not good.

323
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:34,986
We have to talk about this Joey thing.
Please sit.

324
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:41,753
All right, you have got to get over
this Joey thing.

325
00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:47,290
Okay? l never really wanted
to marry Joey, okay?

326
00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:50,293
Okay.

327
00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:54,766
You know what l really, really want?

328
00:22:56,908 --> 00:22:59,376
What, Rach?

329
00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:02,603
l wanna sleep.

330
00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:09,018
l wanna eat.
l wanna take a shower.

331
00:23:09,254 --> 00:23:13,418
l mean, before she wakes up,
and we gotta do this all over again.

332
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:16,857
-Right.
-l mean, because l got news for you.

333
00:23:17,028 --> 00:23:20,191
Emma: not easy.

334
00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:24,830
Well, that's what l'm here for.

335
00:23:28,206 --> 00:23:31,266
-You want me to get that?
-No, that's really okay.

336
00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:36,005
-Monica?
-Got it, got it, got it, got it.

337
00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:49,120
l've been thinking about this.
And l gotta tell you, it's not my fault.

338
00:23:49,294 --> 00:23:51,888
-lt's a natural instinct.
-What are you talking about?

339
00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:54,997
Okay, what would you do if l did this?

340
00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:06,333
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