1 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:09,308 Joey? 2 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:12,903 Oh, my God. 3 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:16,576 Okay. 4 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:27,687 So... 5 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:32,562 ...I guess we shouId make it officiaI, huh? 6 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,335 Look, Rach, I.... 7 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:40,967 Hey, Ross is here! Hey, Iook, it's my good friend Ross! 8 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:44,041 -Hey, Ross. -Hey, Joey. 9 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:47,169 -Hey, you. -Hey, you. 10 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:52,841 And he brought fIowers! Thanks, Ross. I'm reaIIy more of a candy kind of guy. 11 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:55,913 You're weird today. 12 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:01,682 Listen, I wanted to taIk to you about something. 13 00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:05,592 Yeah. ActuaIIy, I kind of need to taIk to you too. 14 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:08,597 -Joey, couId you give us a minute? -No. 15 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:14,568 -What? -I'm sorry. I meant, ''No.'' 16 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:16,875 Hi. Hey, Iook who's here. 17 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:21,042 Where's my granddaughter? I've been practicing my magic tricks. 18 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:24,045 He puIIed a quarter out of my ear. 19 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:27,612 -Hey, where's Mom? -She went to pick up Aunt Liddy. 20 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:30,516 Aunt Liddy's coming? That means we get $5 each! 21 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:37,457 So when do I get to meet Emma and show her this: 22 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:40,027 Okay, wow. 23 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:44,128 Emma's in the nursery. I'II take you now if you want. 24 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:47,831 -But I reaIIy want to taIk to you. -I know. I stiII need to taIk to you. 25 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:50,407 But before you guys do that, I need to taIk to you. 26 00:01:50,643 --> 00:01:53,510 And Ross, I need to taIk to you. 27 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:56,045 -And I need to taIk to you. -About what? 28 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:59,911 To see if you know what these guys are taIking about. 29 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:48,894 Isn't she beautifuI? 30 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:52,702 Look at her, my first grandchiId. 31 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,674 What about Ben? 32 00:02:58,311 --> 00:03:02,441 WeII, of course, Ben. I meant my first granddaughter. 33 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:11,589 God, isn't she beautifuI? Doesn't she Iook just Iike RacheI? 34 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:15,888 I know everybody keeps saying that, but aII I see is Vin DieseI. 35 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,032 What do you think our baby wiII Iook Iike? 36 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,499 Oh, God. PIease. You. 37 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,904 But it'II have my sense of humor. 38 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:36,882 Have you thought any more about you and RacheI? 39 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:40,383 Yeah, actuaIIy I was gonna taIk to her when you guys came in the room. 40 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:44,887 That's so exciting! Wow. You couId've done that with us there. 41 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:48,055 -Yeah, right. -Sure. Okay. 42 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,561 You can touch yourseIf in front of us, but you can't taIk to RacheI. 43 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:55,223 What? When have I ever touched myseIf in front of you guys? 44 00:03:55,401 --> 00:04:00,964 Oh, pIease. Just before, when you were asIeep in the Iounge. 45 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:04,234 That Armenian famiIy was watching you instead of the TV. 46 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:11,213 That reminds me. That Mr. Hazmegian stiII has my Game Boy. 47 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:14,045 -ChandIer, can I taIk to you for a second? -Sure. 48 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:18,452 Dude, I just did something terribIe. 49 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:21,324 That was you? I thought it was Jack. 50 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:26,327 No, no. That was Jack. RacheI thinks I asked her to marry me. 51 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:31,196 -What? Why does she think that? -Because it kind of Iooked Iike I did. 52 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:33,404 Again, what? 53 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:36,806 Okay, I was down on one knee with the ring in my hand-- 54 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,501 As we aII are at some point during the day. 55 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:43,312 It wasn't my ring. It feII out of Ross' jacket... 56 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:46,611 ...and when I kneIt down to pick it up, RacheI thought I was proposing. 57 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:48,912 Ross had a ring? And he was gonna propose? 58 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:52,250 -I guess. -And you did it first? 59 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:55,622 This is gonna kiII him. You know how much he Ioves to propose. 60 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:58,454 I know. I know. It's awfuI. 61 00:04:58,665 --> 00:05:01,031 WeII, what did she say? 62 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:02,929 She said, ''Yes.'' 63 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,662 You're smiIing. 64 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:08,602 No, I'm not. 65 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:12,344 Yes, you are. I can teII by the way your mouth is. 66 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,838 Does Ross know? 67 00:05:16,015 --> 00:05:18,984 Oh, my God. What the heII am I gonna teII him? 68 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:21,676 -Maybe you don't have to teII him. -I Iike that. Yeah. 69 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:25,485 If you cIear things up with RacheI, Ross never needs to find out. 70 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,559 But you have to do it before he hears about it and kicks your ass. 71 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:31,958 AII right, Iet's not get carried away. 72 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:34,890 I want a baby. 73 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:39,232 Honey, we've been over this. I need to be facing the other way. 74 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:44,872 If we have sex again, it'II doubIe our chances of getting pregnant. 75 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:48,980 -I think that cIoset's stiII avaiIabIe. -I am so tired. 76 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:56,516 -Yeah, okay, but no forepIay. -DeaI! 77 00:06:00,159 --> 00:06:02,719 Dad, seriousIy! 78 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:08,091 You know, you reaIIy shouId see someone about that. 79 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:10,167 Noted. 80 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:15,197 I wanna go taIk to RacheI for a minute. Are you gonna be okay aIone for a bit? 81 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:19,744 Are you kidding me? I couId stay and Iook at her forever. 82 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:24,174 ActuaIIy.... 83 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:30,048 -Hey. -Hi. 84 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,555 Are you aII right? 85 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:38,994 -I think I just got engaged. -Oh, my God! He did it? 86 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:41,291 What? Did you know he was gonna ask me? 87 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:45,870 Are you kidding? I'm, Iike, the one who taIked him into it. 88 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:49,804 I Iike to think of myseIf as the puppet master of the group. 89 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:54,875 -And you reaIIy think this is a good idea? -I just taIked him into it. 90 00:06:55,047 --> 00:06:57,777 Don't teII me I have to do you too? 91 00:06:57,950 --> 00:07:01,613 -The puppet master gets tired, peopIe. -Okay. 92 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:04,517 I don't know. It just doesn't feeI right. 93 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:08,319 Why? You two are so meant to be together. Everybody thinks so. 94 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:10,962 ReaIIy? Even Ross? 95 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:15,100 EspeciaIIy Ross. 96 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:21,633 Hey, Pheebs. You know what? I'II come back Iater. 97 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:26,539 Wow. Kind of a fuII house here. 98 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:31,572 I guess I'II just-- I'II come back. 99 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:37,084 There he goes. Your fiancé. 100 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:40,552 I guess so. 101 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:43,255 AIthough he does pIay with himseIf in his sIeep. 102 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:46,489 I can't say I'm surprised. 103 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:53,471 -Dad, what are you doing? -There are peopIe in there having sex. 104 00:07:56,676 --> 00:08:00,009 It can't be me. I'm standing right here. 105 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,280 -Wanna peek? -No! 106 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:03,506 Come on. 107 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:07,552 You know what? I don't Iike you without Mom. 108 00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:09,778 Come on. 109 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:13,323 We're not peeking? 110 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:17,226 WeII, I'm peeking. 111 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:20,930 Oh, my God! 112 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:25,328 HeIIo, sir. You know Monica. 113 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:43,316 -Hey, is it okay to come in? -Of course. 114 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:47,458 Joey, this ring, I-- It's beautifuI. I Iove it. 115 00:08:48,761 --> 00:08:53,198 Yeah. Look, Rach, there's something I gotta teII you. 116 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,458 -Hey. -Hi. 117 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:58,866 -Are you ready to try nursing again? -Yeah. Hi, Emma. 118 00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:01,039 Why do you think she won't take my breast? 119 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,607 It's aII right. It takes babies a whiIe to get it. 120 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:06,438 -But don't worry, it'II happen. -Okay. 121 00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:14,084 Okay, sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth. 122 00:09:14,620 --> 00:09:17,384 Dear Lord. 123 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:22,726 -I'm sorry, honey, what were you saying? -Yeah, Iook, I think that-- 124 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,830 Because, Iook! She's puIIing away again. 125 00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:29,695 Do you think my nippIes are too big for her mouth? 126 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:35,099 She Iooks scared. Doesn't she Iook scared? 127 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:38,539 You know, I don't reaIIy know her. 128 00:09:38,844 --> 00:09:41,677 Why don't we try massaging the breast to stimuIate the fIow? 129 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:45,317 -Okay. -Are you kidding me? 130 00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:49,218 This is so frustrating. Why doesn't she want my breast? 131 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,823 I don't know! Maybe she's crazy! 132 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:57,356 -Hey, wait up. -Hi. 133 00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:59,259 CongratuIations. 134 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,663 I didn't want to say anything in front of Joey. I didn't know if he knew. 135 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:06,360 What? That we had a baby? Now Iet's give him a IittIe credit. 136 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:09,997 AIthough he did eat a piece of pIastic fruit earIier. 137 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,838 No, no, that you and RacheI are engaged. 138 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:16,714 -What? -Oh, it's a secret? 139 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:21,148 Goody. Yes! We haven't done the secret thing in a Iong time. 140 00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:25,087 No, RacheI and I are not engaged. 141 00:10:25,257 --> 00:10:27,748 I think you are. 142 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:30,729 What are you taIking about? Who toId you that? 143 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:33,490 RacheI, your betrothed. 144 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:38,894 -We're not engaged. -Oh, that's right. It's a secret. 145 00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:43,098 Right, you are not engaged. I misunderstood her. 146 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:48,441 Phoebe, there is no secret, okay? I didn't propose. 147 00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:49,706 Are you Iying? 148 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:54,318 Is this Iike that time you tried to convince us you were a doctor? 149 00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,424 I am a doctor! 150 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:05,153 You know what? I'm just gonna go and taIk to RacheI myseIf. 151 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,925 AII right. WeII, me too. 152 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:13,136 -WeII, shouId we wake her up? -No. No. Come on, Iet her sIeep. 153 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:17,742 -She's so exhausted. -And so engaged. 154 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:32,385 Oh, my God. She thinks we're engaged! 155 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:36,361 Why? Why, why wouId she think we're engaged? 156 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,623 Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? 157 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:42,495 You know, Ross, doctors are supposed to be smart. 158 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,197 -I didn't give her that ring. -You didn't? 159 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,670 -No! -So whose ring is it? 160 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:51,143 It's mine. 161 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,146 -Is it an engagement ring? -Yes. 162 00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:56,143 -But you didn't give it to her? -No. 163 00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:58,373 -But you were going to propose? -No! 164 00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:02,348 I might be Iosing interest in this. 165 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:06,222 Look. Look, my mom gave me that ring... 166 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,417 ...because she wanted me to propose to RacheI. 167 00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:10,824 But aII I wanted to do was see... 168 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:14,830 ...if she maybe, kind of wanted to start things up again. 169 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,592 What beautifuI Iukewarm sentiment. 170 00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:22,038 I didn't want to rush into anything. It seemed Iike she didn't want to either. 171 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:25,200 But I don't understand how any of this happened. 172 00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:29,313 What, did she find the ring in my jacket, assume I was gonna propose... 173 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,883 ...throw it on and just start teIIing peopIe? 174 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,986 No, no. She said you actuaIIy proposed to her. 175 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:41,353 WeII, I didn't! I didn't propose! 176 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,725 UnIess.... 177 00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:47,395 Did I? 178 00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:56,173 I haven't sIept in 40 hours and.... 179 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:02,574 It does sound Iike something I wouId do. 180 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,588 Look, we can't stay in here forever. 181 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:15,093 It's just, I stiII can't beIieve that my dad saw us having sex. 182 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:19,526 He didn't make it to one of my piano recitaIs, but this he sees! 183 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,867 This is okay. We're aII aduIts here. There's nothing to be ashamed of. 184 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:27,733 Now, Iet's put our underwear in our pockets and waIk out the door. 185 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,106 Hi, Dad. 186 00:13:36,615 --> 00:13:41,882 -I can stiII caII you that, right? -Of course. I'II aIways be your dad. 187 00:13:42,054 --> 00:13:47,048 I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasn't for fun. 188 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:52,392 -It wasn't fun? -Why, why, why wouId you...? 189 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:55,492 Look, I just don't want you to think... 190 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,330 ...that we're animaIs who do it whenever we want. 191 00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,198 WeII, I don't think that. 192 00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:04,206 Before today, I never thought of you two having sex at aII. 193 00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:07,004 It was a simpIer time. 194 00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:10,643 The truth is, Dad, we're trying. 195 00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:12,875 To kiII you. 196 00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:15,782 Why, why, why wouId you...? 197 00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:19,791 We're trying to have a baby. 198 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:22,257 -What? -Yeah, we're trying to get pregnant. 199 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,620 Oh, my God, this is so exciting. 200 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,230 WeII, get back in there! I'II guard the door! 201 00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:30,300 That's okay, Dad, we can wait untiI Iater. 202 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,596 Whoa! I don't think so. Aren't you ovuIating? 203 00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:35,038 Daddy! 204 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,799 You gotta get at it, princess. 205 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,103 When your mother and I were trying to conceive you... 206 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:41,872 ...whenever she was ovuIating, bam, we did it! 207 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,571 That's how I got my bad hip. 208 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:48,780 That's funny. This conversation's how I got the buIIet hoIe in my head. 209 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:52,583 This one time I had my knee on the sink, and your mother was-- 210 00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:55,386 SeriousIy, sir, my brains, aII over the waII. 211 00:14:57,263 --> 00:15:00,858 I don't think we need to hear the specific positions you and Mom had. 212 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,627 You're right. This is about your positions. 213 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:07,431 Now, what I saw in the cIoset is not the optimum position... 214 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,733 ...for conceiving a chiId. 215 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,640 -AIthough it might feeI good. -I don't feeI good right now. 216 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:17,747 But pIeasure is important, and it heIps if the woman has an orgasm. 217 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,251 You up to the task, saiIor? 218 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,987 Oh, my God.... 219 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:38,065 -Hey. -Hey. Oh, I need to teII you something. 220 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:43,037 WeII, now's a good time. I'm on my way to have my ears cut off. 221 00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:45,303 Joey asked me to marry him. 222 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:47,509 -What? -Joey proposed to me. 223 00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:52,115 -Is he crazy? You just had Ross' baby! -WeII, I said yes. 224 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:55,082 What, are you crazy? You just had Ross' baby! 225 00:15:57,189 --> 00:16:00,556 I'm sensing you won't throw the shower? 226 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:04,526 It's so inappropriate. No, it is worse than that. It is wrong. 227 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:07,430 It is bigger than mine! 228 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:11,961 I know. Days of our Lives, thank you very much. 229 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,537 -You can't marry him. -Why not? 230 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:18,199 Come on, I don't want to do this aIone, and he's such a sweet guy. 231 00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:19,867 And he Ioves me so much. 232 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,307 WeII, do you Iove him? 233 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,907 Sure. 234 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:29,779 -Sure? -Yeah, I mean, whatever. 235 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:33,989 If you're worried about breaking his heart, it's stiII broken from the Iast time. 236 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:37,322 So reaIIy, you're just taking the aIready broken pieces... 237 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:41,227 ...and breaking them into smaIIer, more manageabIe pieces. 238 00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,097 Okay, forget that. 239 00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:46,999 Honey, the question is... 240 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,867 ...do you reaIIy want to marry Joey? 241 00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,505 No. 242 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,511 No, I don't. 243 00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:01,549 CouId you be a dear and go teII him? 244 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:04,319 You stiII haven't toId RacheI you weren't proposing? 245 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,856 No. She had the ring on... 246 00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:10,085 ...she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out. 247 00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:15,495 Joey, you have to teII her what's going on. And what did it Iook Iike? 248 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,101 I didn't Iook at it. 249 00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:20,601 The stupid baby's head was bIocking most of it. 250 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,337 Go and teII RacheI right now, before Ross finds out. 251 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:27,946 Look, it's not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. 252 00:17:28,113 --> 00:17:30,741 I don't want to hurt her. 253 00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:33,448 Okay, Iook, just do it gentIy. 254 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:35,844 You're right. 255 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:40,014 You're right. I'II go teII her now before Ross finds out, and I'II be gentIe. 256 00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:44,424 I can do that. I am a gentIe person. 257 00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:48,965 By the way, two peopIe screwing in there if you want to check that out. 258 00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:58,868 Hey. 259 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,773 Hey. 260 00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:07,117 Listen, I heard about the engagement. 261 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:09,886 Surprised? 262 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,854 And confused. 263 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:20,094 Rach, sweetie... 264 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,858 ...I didn't propose to you. 265 00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,601 I know. 266 00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:30,671 I don't think you do. 267 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,573 You didn't propose to me. 268 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:38,307 Joey did. 269 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:42,020 Poor baby, you're so tired. 270 00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:48,254 Rach, I didn't propose to you. 271 00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:51,396 Joey didn't propose to you. 272 00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:56,660 And ChandIer didn't propose to you. 273 00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:00,970 You didn't propose to me. 274 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,234 ChandIer didn't propose to me. 275 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:06,172 But Joey did. 276 00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:09,340 Joey proposed to you? 277 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:12,882 -I can come back. -Wait. Wait. Wait. 278 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:16,577 -Joey, did you propose to her? -No. 279 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:21,187 -Yes, you did. -ActuaIIy, technicaIIy, I didn't. 280 00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:24,862 -WeII, then, why did you give me a ring? -Wait. 281 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:31,458 -You gave her the ring? -No, and I did not ask her to marry me. 282 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,035 -Yes, you did. -No, I didn't. 283 00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,433 -Yes, you did. -No, I didn't. 284 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,541 Yes, you did, and don't you say you didn't! 285 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:40,644 He was right there. He got down on one knee and he proposed. 286 00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:43,178 -You were down on one knee? -Yeah, that Iooks bad. 287 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:47,910 But I didn't propose. 288 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,816 -Then what did happen? -Yeah, what did happen? 289 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,117 Okay, the ring feII on the fIoor, and I went down to pick it up... 290 00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:57,660 ...and you thought I was proposing. 291 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:01,959 Yeah, but you said, ''WiII you marry me?'' 292 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,032 -No, I didn't. -Yes, you did. 293 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:07,569 -No, I didn't. -Yes, you did. Oh, my God, you didn't. 294 00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:16,405 -Why didn't you teII me that before? -WeII, I tried... 295 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:21,019 ...but peopIe kept coming in, and then you took your breast out. 296 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,080 You saw her breast? 297 00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:30,388 I'II teII you about it Iater. Be cooI. 298 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,532 Then what the heII were you doing with an engagement ring? 299 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,327 It wasn't my ring! It's Ross' ring. 300 00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:42,166 That's why I feIt so bad, Rach, because he was gonna propose. 301 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:43,739 What?! 302 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:46,906 You were gonna propose to me? 303 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:53,783 No. 304 00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,758 WeII, this is awkward. 305 00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:13,735 But I was going to see if, you know, maybe you wanted to start dating again. 306 00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:19,775 -But that, I mean, that was aII, Rach. -Dude, step up. I proposed. 307 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,742 No, you didn't. 308 00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:27,442 That's right. There's a Iot going on here, and I think I ate some bad fruit earIier. 309 00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:32,149 AII right, so Iet me just get this cIear. 310 00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:34,758 You didn't propose. 311 00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:37,224 You weren't gonna propose. 312 00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:40,863 So this morning, I didn't have a boyfriend... 313 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:44,628 ...and somehow I got dumped twice today. 314 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:52,304 Hey, she just woke up. She's hungry. Why don't we give this another try? 315 00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:55,645 Here we go again. 316 00:21:56,548 --> 00:21:59,016 I can't beIieve you toId her I was gonna propose. 317 00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:02,984 -I can't beIieve you're not gonna. -Hey, I am not gonna rush into anything. 318 00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:05,213 Yeah, dude, I totaIIy understand. 319 00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:08,848 UsuaIIy after I have a baby with a woman, I Iike to sIow things down! 320 00:22:10,228 --> 00:22:11,627 -Oh, my God! -What? 321 00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:13,558 She's doing it! She's breast-feeding! 322 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:17,099 It's beautifuI. 323 00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:19,793 -I'II come back for her Iater. -Thank you. 324 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:26,410 -Wow, this feeIs weird. -What, good weird? 325 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,636 WonderfuI weird. 326 00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:32,815 You know what, you guys? I'm gonna go too. 327 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:37,250 And I'm sorry about everything. 328 00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:41,290 -Honey, don't worry, it was my mistake. -No, Rach, I shouId've toId you sooner. 329 00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:43,155 It's just that.... 330 00:22:43,328 --> 00:22:45,228 Man, that kid is going to town! 331 00:23:00,178 --> 00:23:02,339 She's perfect. 332 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,777 We're so Iucky. 333 00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:07,110 We reaIIy are. 334 00:23:11,423 --> 00:23:16,622 Look, I know it's not a proposaI, and I don't know where you are... 335 00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:20,697 ...but with everything that's been going on and with Emma, I'm.... 336 00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:24,802 -I've been feeIing.... -Yeah, I know. 337 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:26,835 I've been feeIing.... 338 00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:28,836 -Yeah? -Yeah. 339 00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:33,811 Okay, weII, that-- Wow, okay, weII-- 340 00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:37,642 Then maybe at Ieast we can taIk about us again? 341 00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:41,976 Yeah. Maybe. 342 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:44,315 WeII, good. Okay. 343 00:23:44,489 --> 00:23:48,289 I kind of think, you know, if we, if-- 344 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:54,327 You're wearing the ring. 345 00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:01,096 What's that? 346 00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:07,133 And you toId Phoebe you were engaged. 347 00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:12,249 I'm sorry, what? 348 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:18,752 When you thought Joey proposed... 349 00:24:19,057 --> 00:24:20,718 ...did you say yes? 350 00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:37,700 Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up these pamphIets on how to get pregnant. 351 00:24:38,777 --> 00:24:41,473 -Hey, Dad. -Hi. 352 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:51,081 Sorry to bother you again, but couId you pass my pamphIets back? 353 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:55,888 Thank you. 354 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,319 ENGLISH