1 00:00:04,872 --> 00:00:06,124 All right! 2 00:00:06,374 --> 00:00:10,044 Yes! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it. 3 00:00:10,253 --> 00:00:13,548 Yes, the hard part is truly over. 4 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:17,009 No, but come on, we're off to a great start, aren't we? 5 00:00:17,176 --> 00:00:20,888 I knew I'd get here fast, but this has gotta be some kind of a record! 6 00:00:21,180 --> 00:00:24,267 -Oh, you made it! -Hi. 7 00:00:24,767 --> 00:00:29,439 -How the hell did you beat us here? -We took a cab. Did you guys walk? 8 00:00:29,605 --> 00:00:33,359 No, we took a cab too. But I did test runs.. 9 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:35,153 Hey, you made it! 10 00:00:36,195 --> 00:00:40,241 Okay, is there some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital? 11 00:00:40,658 --> 00:00:44,579 Ross, you stay here and talk. I'm gonna go have a baby. 12 00:00:44,787 --> 00:00:49,792 Okay. Hi, this is Rachel Greene. I'm Ross Geller. We called from the car. 13 00:00:49,959 --> 00:00:53,045 Right. We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you, so.. 14 00:00:53,212 --> 00:00:58,676 Oh, whoa! I'm sorry. Semi-private? We asked for a private room. 15 00:00:58,885 --> 00:01:03,139 Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately, we can't guarantee a private room. 16 00:01:03,306 --> 00:01:08,936 -And, currently, they're all unavailable. -Man, if only you'd gotten here sooner. 17 00:01:09,145 --> 00:01:12,774 I'm sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have. 18 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:16,652 Okay. Just give us a second. Ross? 19 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:19,155 Yeah? 20 00:01:19,322 --> 00:01:23,618 -Give her some money. -I really think they're out of rooms. 21 00:01:23,826 --> 00:01:26,787 They're not, Ross. They're just saving them for important people! 22 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:28,623 Okay? What if I was the president? 23 00:01:28,831 --> 00:01:33,795 Well, then, we'd be in a lot of trouble. You don't know where any countries are. 24 00:01:34,378 --> 00:01:35,922 Okay. 25 00:01:36,547 --> 00:01:40,176 Say, would you mind checking again? 26 00:01:40,384 --> 00:01:44,722 See if any private rooms may have opened up? 27 00:01:45,765 --> 00:01:47,767 This is a hospital. 28 00:01:48,392 --> 00:01:52,897 Okay, I see. Could we please talk to the manager? 29 00:01:53,606 --> 00:01:54,899 There is no manager. 30 00:01:55,066 --> 00:01:58,653 Just nurses, doctors and semi-private rooms. 31 00:01:58,861 --> 00:02:02,281 Okay, you know what? I have to say, I don't really care for your tone. 32 00:02:02,448 --> 00:02:08,371 And this is not the only hospital in this city, and we have no problem.. Oh, gosh! 33 00:02:08,538 --> 00:02:10,331 -What? What? -Contraction! 34 00:02:14,210 --> 00:02:19,507 -Would you like to see a semi-private room? -Yeah, it couldn't hurt to look. 35 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:59,630 Well, you're only two centimeters dilated, and we need to get to 10. 36 00:02:59,922 --> 00:03:02,008 -It'll be a while. -Oh, okay. 37 00:03:02,174 --> 00:03:05,303 -I'll be back in an hour to check you again. -Thank you. 38 00:03:05,469 --> 00:03:08,139 Oh, wait, Dr. Long. Can I ask you something? 39 00:03:08,306 --> 00:03:11,559 Is labor really as painful as everybody says it is? 40 00:03:11,767 --> 00:03:14,312 Oh, look at that. My beeper's going crazy. 41 00:03:16,105 --> 00:03:18,608 Hey, don't.. You know what? You're gonna be fine. 42 00:03:20,276 --> 00:03:24,572 -I guess we have some time to kill. -Yeah, guess so. 43 00:03:24,739 --> 00:03:27,617 Oh, check these out. 44 00:03:35,291 --> 00:03:38,044 Never done this before. 45 00:03:40,504 --> 00:03:42,673 Doesn't feel good. 46 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:46,761 Yeah, well, it looks great. 47 00:03:46,969 --> 00:03:51,098 Thank you very much. I think we're ready to.. 48 00:03:57,605 --> 00:04:02,526 Hi, I'm Ross. I'm here to ruin this magical day for you. 49 00:04:02,735 --> 00:04:06,072 Oh, no, not at all. It's okay. Marc Horger. This is my wife, Julie. 50 00:04:06,238 --> 00:04:09,408 -Hi, Julie. This is Rachel. -Oh, hi, Rachel. 51 00:04:09,575 --> 00:04:11,786 -Is this your first? -Yeah, it is. 52 00:04:11,953 --> 00:04:14,705 Well, little Jamie here is our third. 53 00:04:14,914 --> 00:04:18,334 So if you have any questions, or you need anything at all, just holler. 54 00:04:18,542 --> 00:04:21,504 -That's so sweet. -Yeah. 55 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:28,511 -Let me give you guys some privacy. -Nonsense. We're all in this together. 56 00:04:28,719 --> 00:04:32,098 We are gonna share every moment of this with you. 57 00:04:32,264 --> 00:04:36,102 -I think we're gonna have some fun. -Yeah. 58 00:04:36,268 --> 00:04:38,437 -Oh, okay, I guess. -Hey, smile! 59 00:04:38,604 --> 00:04:40,648 -I don't know if.. -I really don't want any.. 60 00:04:40,856 --> 00:04:41,982 Oh, thank you. 61 00:04:43,275 --> 00:04:46,487 Oh, Ross! Here comes another contraction. 62 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:48,823 Okay, just breathe. 63 00:04:49,031 --> 00:04:52,576 -Oh, honey, I think I'm having one too! -Oh, my God! 64 00:04:56,038 --> 00:04:58,499 Hey, look at this. 65 00:04:58,874 --> 00:05:00,751 -Here you go! -Oh, no! 66 00:05:09,719 --> 00:05:12,430 Oh, wow. Three hours and still no baby. 67 00:05:12,638 --> 00:05:17,184 The miracle of birth sure is a snooze-fest. 68 00:05:19,103 --> 00:05:23,023 -Hey, you wanna see something? -Sure. What? 69 00:05:23,232 --> 00:05:26,402 This is gonna be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. 70 00:05:26,569 --> 00:05:28,696 -Honey? -Yeah? 71 00:05:28,863 --> 00:05:31,991 Listen, I've been doing some thinking.. 72 00:05:32,241 --> 00:05:36,245 and I don't know whether it's because we're here.. 73 00:05:36,412 --> 00:05:39,165 or Rachel's giving birth.. 74 00:05:39,331 --> 00:05:43,294 but I think we should try to have a baby. 75 00:05:46,922 --> 00:05:48,841 Okay. 76 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,470 What's that now? 77 00:05:52,803 --> 00:05:56,891 Okay. I've been thinking about it too, and I think we're ready. 78 00:05:59,268 --> 00:06:02,897 Are you kidding? You think we're ready to have a baby now? 79 00:06:03,105 --> 00:06:04,523 This is fun. 80 00:06:06,609 --> 00:06:10,529 You're ready to have a baby? My boy's all grown up! 81 00:06:10,696 --> 00:06:12,364 You said you were ready too. 82 00:06:12,531 --> 00:06:16,786 Yeah, but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird.. 83 00:06:16,952 --> 00:06:18,329 Like mine is now! 84 00:06:18,621 --> 00:06:21,540 Yes, but haven't you wanted a kid, like, forever? 85 00:06:21,707 --> 00:06:25,127 Yeah, but no one ever wanted to have one with me. I mean.. 86 00:06:25,294 --> 00:06:29,381 Now I'm just gonna have a baby if I want to. Oh, what are you doing to me? 87 00:06:30,925 --> 00:06:32,885 I'm sorry I brought it up. 88 00:06:34,053 --> 00:06:36,680 Okay, then, back off, mister! 89 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:42,061 Because I am ready to have a baby. 90 00:06:42,228 --> 00:06:44,772 I just want Joey to be the father. 91 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:50,319 -What? Are you crazy? -That's it, right there! That's all I wanted! 92 00:06:52,238 --> 00:06:56,784 I am sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam. 93 00:06:56,951 --> 00:07:00,246 Oh, that's very.. Really, very, very okay. 94 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:06,127 Julie's cervix is dilated seven centimeters. That's about four fingers! 95 00:07:06,877 --> 00:07:10,214 -Doctor let me feel it myself. -Have you felt Rachel's cervix, Ross? 96 00:07:10,422 --> 00:07:13,676 -No, I don't.. We're not gonna do that. -We won't be doing that. 97 00:07:13,843 --> 00:07:18,305 Well, if you like, you could feel Rachel's, then feel mine to compare. 98 00:07:18,514 --> 00:07:23,269 -Am I interrupting? -Yes! Thank you! Later. 99 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:26,105 -No, you can't leave me alone with them. -Oh, I'm sorry. 100 00:07:26,272 --> 00:07:31,277 No, Ross? Ross? Ross? My child has no father! 101 00:07:31,443 --> 00:07:37,074 I'm so glad you're here, but it's gonna be a while. I wish you'd called first. 102 00:07:37,283 --> 00:07:39,869 That's all right. I'm coming back later with your father. 103 00:07:40,035 --> 00:07:44,206 -I needed to talk to you before the birth. -Okay. What's up? 104 00:07:44,456 --> 00:07:47,418 Ross, I want to talk to you as your mother.. 105 00:07:47,585 --> 00:07:51,380 even though I know that you and I are also very close friends. 106 00:07:53,591 --> 00:07:57,094 I really don't know what you're talking about, but okay. 107 00:07:57,261 --> 00:07:59,847 I brought something that I want to give you. 108 00:08:00,014 --> 00:08:03,684 Assuming, of course, that you want it. 109 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:07,521 Ma, you're asking me to marry you? 110 00:08:08,647 --> 00:08:13,027 This is your grandmother's engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel. 111 00:08:13,235 --> 00:08:16,697 -Mom, no. Come on. Thank you. -Just hear me out.. 112 00:08:16,906 --> 00:08:18,532 No! Okay? We've been through this. 113 00:08:18,741 --> 00:08:21,702 We're not gonna get married just because she's pregnant. Okay? 114 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:28,125 Honestly, Ross, this isn't just some girl you picked up in a bar and humped. 115 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:35,216 You think young people use that word more than we actually do. 116 00:08:36,008 --> 00:08:38,552 Ross, a child should have a family. 117 00:08:38,761 --> 00:08:41,472 You know what? I can't deal with this right now. I'm sorry. 118 00:08:41,639 --> 00:08:43,098 Go.. Hey, go talk to Monica. 119 00:08:43,265 --> 00:08:45,893 She got a new haircut. You'll hate it. 120 00:08:46,435 --> 00:08:51,023 Just think about it. If you don't, I'll talk more about humping. 121 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,067 Give me. 122 00:08:53,609 --> 00:08:57,071 -Hi, dear. -Hi. Thank you so much for coming. 123 00:08:57,279 --> 00:09:00,157 Ross, get in here! 124 00:09:05,537 --> 00:09:06,997 You wanna see something funny? 125 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,124 Monica. 126 00:09:11,043 --> 00:09:13,879 Okay. All right, stop it. You're freaking me out. 127 00:09:14,046 --> 00:09:15,798 Do it again. Do it again. 128 00:09:17,132 --> 00:09:18,926 Hey, Rachel had the baby. 129 00:09:19,134 --> 00:09:20,594 -What? -Really? 130 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:21,762 No. 131 00:09:24,056 --> 00:09:26,016 I don't know why I thought that'd be funny. 132 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:29,687 You said hi to Mom before she left, right? 133 00:09:29,853 --> 00:09:31,939 I thought that was her. 134 00:09:32,106 --> 00:09:35,317 Yeah, I called her name, and she ducked into a stairwell. 135 00:09:35,484 --> 00:09:37,653 Well, you know what? Consider yourself lucky. 136 00:09:37,820 --> 00:09:41,407 She pulled me out of the labor room to ask me why I'm not with Rachel. 137 00:09:41,573 --> 00:09:43,075 -Oh, my God. -How annoying. 138 00:09:43,325 --> 00:09:44,702 Yeah. 139 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:50,207 -Why aren't you with Rachel? -You're kidding, right? 140 00:09:50,374 --> 00:09:54,336 Look, we're not gonna be together just because we're having this baby. 141 00:09:54,503 --> 00:09:56,797 And I know she's not just some girl I humped.. 142 00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:59,425 Oh, humped? 143 00:09:59,925 --> 00:10:01,635 Come on, Ross. 144 00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:05,889 But it just seems that you two belong together. 145 00:10:06,056 --> 00:10:10,060 Okay, stop it. I can't deal with this right now. I have to go have a baby. 146 00:10:10,311 --> 00:10:12,855 Right. And with who again? 147 00:10:13,939 --> 00:10:17,401 He's crazy. Why doesn't he wanna be with Rachel? 148 00:10:17,609 --> 00:10:18,652 I know. 149 00:10:18,861 --> 00:10:23,240 Seriously, she's like the perfect woman. I mean, I know she turned me down.. 150 00:10:23,407 --> 00:10:25,826 but if she hadn't and she wanted to be with me.. 151 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:28,746 I would take her in my arms and.. 152 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:35,961 I haven't bummed you guys out like this in a while, have I? 153 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,133 -Hey. -Hey. 154 00:10:41,342 --> 00:10:43,927 -Who's that? -New people. 155 00:10:45,763 --> 00:10:48,557 What happened to the Disgustingtons? 156 00:10:48,724 --> 00:10:54,104 They're having their baby. It's not fair, Ross. I got here first! 157 00:10:54,271 --> 00:10:56,940 Right after you left, they wheeled her off into delivery. 158 00:10:57,107 --> 00:11:03,280 Oh, but not before she gave me a nice, juicy shot of little Jamie crowning away. 159 00:11:03,489 --> 00:11:05,074 Wow. Sorry. 160 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,910 So how are the new people? 161 00:11:08,118 --> 00:11:11,830 Well, they have some unusual pet names for each other. 162 00:11:11,997 --> 00:11:17,294 Including "Evil Bitch" and "Sick Bastard." 163 00:11:18,754 --> 00:11:23,384 -Oh, gosh, a contraction. -Yeah? Okay, okay. Just breathe. 164 00:11:23,592 --> 00:11:25,594 -Are you looking at her? -No! 165 00:11:25,803 --> 00:11:31,016 -Don't you look at her, you sick bastard! -Honey, I swear I wasn't looking at her! 166 00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:36,480 She's in labor. You like that, you sick son of a bitch? 167 00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:40,484 I'm just gonna.. 168 00:11:40,651 --> 00:11:44,488 See? It's because you were looking, you fat pervert. 169 00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:50,244 No, no. I'm sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy. 170 00:11:52,663 --> 00:11:55,124 You miss your girlfriend? 171 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:58,669 Just ignore them. 172 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:01,338 -You okay? -Yeah. 173 00:12:10,305 --> 00:12:11,432 -Ross. -What? 174 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:15,269 -He's looking at me. -Hey! 175 00:12:15,477 --> 00:12:17,354 You wanna live to see your baby? 176 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:21,859 Don't you talk to my husband like that, you stupid bastard! 177 00:12:28,157 --> 00:12:32,578 Oh, good God! If you want a baby so bad, just go steal it! 178 00:12:33,162 --> 00:12:36,081 Oh, don't worry. These babies are far too ugly for us. 179 00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:41,044 What is going on with you. Since when are you so crazy about babies? 180 00:12:41,211 --> 00:12:45,549 I'm not crazy about babies. I'm crazy about us. 181 00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:48,302 What? 182 00:12:49,178 --> 00:12:52,306 We've always talked about having babies someday, not now.. 183 00:12:52,514 --> 00:12:57,728 but I'm starting to think that we can handle it. We're good. 184 00:12:57,895 --> 00:13:00,606 We're really good. 185 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:03,066 We are pretty good. 186 00:13:03,275 --> 00:13:06,403 But nothing has to happen until you're ready. 187 00:13:08,197 --> 00:13:10,157 Well, maybe I'm ready now. 188 00:13:10,365 --> 00:13:14,328 I mean, it's a little scary, but maybe it's right. 189 00:13:14,578 --> 00:13:17,581 What? It's not right! We're not ready to have a kid now! 190 00:13:17,956 --> 00:13:22,002 -What? -I'm kidding. This is gonna be fun. 191 00:13:23,795 --> 00:13:27,633 So we're gonna try? I mean, we're trying? 192 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,552 We're trying to get pregnant. 193 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:38,352 I'm not comfortable doing this in front of the babies. 194 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:43,941 -So when do you want to start trying? -All right, hold on a sec. 195 00:13:44,274 --> 00:13:46,985 -Period math? -Yeah. 196 00:13:48,654 --> 00:13:51,865 Well, we could start trying now. 197 00:13:52,324 --> 00:13:56,745 -Right here? -No, not here. 198 00:13:56,912 --> 00:13:59,289 Maybe here. 199 00:13:59,456 --> 00:14:03,669 It's perfect. We got a lot of time to kill, and we're in a building that's full of beds! 200 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:06,088 And it's so clean! 201 00:14:11,593 --> 00:14:14,638 Come on, you stupid machine! Come on! 202 00:14:14,805 --> 00:14:18,684 -It ate your money? -No. 203 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:25,774 -I'll see you downstairs then. -All right. 204 00:14:26,358 --> 00:14:29,236 Hey, I got one! I got one! 205 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,115 -Hi. -Hi. 206 00:14:33,282 --> 00:14:36,910 -Oh, up or down? -Oh. Down, please. 207 00:14:39,955 --> 00:14:43,417 I hate to be a ball-buster, but can I just do it? 208 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,672 -Could you press up too? -Sure. 209 00:14:50,215 --> 00:14:54,511 -I feel bad. I broke my leg once too. -Yeah? How'd yours happen? 210 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,139 Well, it's a long story, it's kind of embarrassing. 211 00:14:57,306 --> 00:15:02,519 Let's just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual. 212 00:15:02,728 --> 00:15:05,188 -How about you? -Car accident. 213 00:15:05,355 --> 00:15:08,233 Some idiot on a cell phone wasn't paying attention? 214 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,235 Yeah. Me. 215 00:15:11,153 --> 00:15:13,280 -Sorry. -Oh, no. No, don't be. 216 00:15:13,905 --> 00:15:16,533 Nobody else got hurt. And I was pretty lucky. 217 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:18,869 Well, I, for one, am glad you made it. 218 00:15:19,036 --> 00:15:22,748 Are you sure? I mean, you don't know me. 219 00:15:22,914 --> 00:15:25,959 I could have been sent from another planet to destroy Earth. 220 00:15:26,168 --> 00:15:28,795 Couldn't press the "down" button. I think Earth's okay. 221 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:33,842 Oh, hey, that's me. 222 00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:37,721 Hey, I take it you're just visiting someone. 223 00:15:37,888 --> 00:15:42,309 Well, if you have some time and you wanna visit someone else.. 224 00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:44,144 Yeah, I would like that. 225 00:15:44,353 --> 00:15:50,150 -Great. I'm in room.. -Wait! What? No! Elevator! No! 226 00:15:50,359 --> 00:15:53,987 You gotta press the button. 227 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,785 The nurse said they're bringing in another woman. 228 00:15:59,951 --> 00:16:02,162 Oh. Is she pregnant yet? 229 00:16:02,371 --> 00:16:06,958 She doesn't need to be. She'll still have the baby before I do. 230 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:11,713 -Oh, Ross! Another contraction. -Oh, okay. Here, here. 231 00:16:13,048 --> 00:16:14,674 That's it. 232 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:19,346 -Oh, that sounded like a bad one. -Yeah, it was. 233 00:16:19,554 --> 00:16:24,309 Mine haven't been so bad. Oh, here comes one now. 234 00:16:29,064 --> 00:16:31,566 Oh, that was a big one. 235 00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:36,196 That was, like, the biggest one yet. Are you okay, honey? 236 00:16:36,405 --> 00:16:37,614 I'm okay, honey. 237 00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:46,164 Well, I got some bad news. It gets worse. 238 00:16:46,331 --> 00:16:50,377 And when you get to the end, they get really big.. 239 00:16:50,585 --> 00:16:53,088 and they come, like, every minute. 240 00:16:53,255 --> 00:16:56,883 Well, mine are pretty close together. I think.. 241 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:06,852 -Excuse me. -Yeah, that's quite all right. 242 00:17:07,018 --> 00:17:10,313 Oh, by the way, my name's Johanna. What's yours? 243 00:17:17,946 --> 00:17:20,449 Excuse me, could you help me with something? 244 00:17:20,615 --> 00:17:22,159 I'm looking for a man. 245 00:17:22,325 --> 00:17:23,493 Well, who isn't? 246 00:17:25,662 --> 00:17:27,664 You. You aren't. 247 00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:29,541 Good for you. 248 00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:33,587 Anyway, the patient I'm looking for has a broken leg. 249 00:17:33,754 --> 00:17:38,133 He's in a wheelchair. He's early to mid-30s, very attractive. 250 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,509 Even you would think so. 251 00:17:40,677 --> 00:17:44,806 -I know who you're talking about. -Great! What room number is he in? 252 00:17:44,973 --> 00:17:47,601 I'm sorry. Patient information is confidential. 253 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,562 No, I'm not gonna bother him. We were talking earlier.. 254 00:17:50,729 --> 00:17:54,483 Ma'am, I'm sorry. That information is restricted to hospital staff. 255 00:17:54,649 --> 00:18:00,322 -She's with me. Dr. Drake Ramoray. -Dr. Drake who? 256 00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:06,161 Ramoray. It's Portuguese. We need that information. I'm a doctor. 257 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:10,457 -A doctor at this hospital? -Damn it, we're losing precious time. 258 00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:12,626 You want this man's blood on your head..? 259 00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:14,836 -Hands. -Hands! 260 00:18:15,003 --> 00:18:19,841 It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room he is staying in. 261 00:18:20,008 --> 00:18:22,344 He's a patient of mine. I've treated him for years. 262 00:18:22,511 --> 00:18:25,055 -He's in room 816. -816. Thank you. 263 00:18:25,222 --> 00:18:28,016 -And what is his name? -No. 264 00:18:40,946 --> 00:18:44,366 -I think we found a place. -Okay. 265 00:18:47,536 --> 00:18:49,371 Wait. Wanna set the mood a little? 266 00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:52,999 Hello, Monica. 267 00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:57,128 -Not like that. -Oh, okay. 268 00:18:57,295 --> 00:18:59,798 -We'll dim the lights. -Okay. 269 00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:03,009 Or turn them out altogether. 270 00:19:03,927 --> 00:19:08,181 No scented candles. Okay, here. There we go. 271 00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:12,143 Okay, okay. Making me sterile, but okay. 272 00:19:16,398 --> 00:19:21,152 Okay. I'm sorry. Oh, wait. Do we have a condom? 273 00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:23,572 Oh, right! 274 00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:34,416 Yes, 98.6. You're gonna be fine. 275 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,337 This is it! 276 00:19:40,463 --> 00:19:43,091 -That's him! -Great. Go get him! 277 00:19:43,842 --> 00:19:47,762 Wait a second. Or maybe you could go in first. 278 00:19:47,929 --> 00:19:50,473 He's not really my type. 279 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:54,895 Not you. Dr. Ramoray. Ask him questions and see what he's like. 280 00:19:55,103 --> 00:19:58,732 -People tell doctors everything. -You said he was this great guy. 281 00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:03,361 All the guys I meet seem nice at first, then turn out to be big jerks. 282 00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:06,823 -You do attract some stinkers. -Yeah, I know. 283 00:20:07,782 --> 00:20:11,328 Dr. Long, I've been at this for 17 hours. 284 00:20:11,494 --> 00:20:14,080 Three women have come and gone with their babies. 285 00:20:14,289 --> 00:20:19,002 You gotta give me good news. How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine? 286 00:20:19,169 --> 00:20:21,338 -Three. -Just three? 287 00:20:21,546 --> 00:20:23,923 I'm dilated three! 288 00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:30,388 We are moving along just slowly. Don't worry, you're doing great. 289 00:20:30,722 --> 00:20:33,934 -I'll be back soon. -Thank you. 290 00:20:35,685 --> 00:20:38,939 You know what? I'm not waiting. I'm gonna push this baby out. 291 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:44,027 I'm doing it. Three centimeters. That's gotta be like this, right? 292 00:20:44,569 --> 00:20:50,283 -Actually, it's more like this. -Oh, stupid metric system. 293 00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:56,790 We're gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room. 294 00:20:56,998 --> 00:20:59,918 Oh, for the love of God! 295 00:21:00,168 --> 00:21:01,836 It's coming! It's coming! 296 00:21:02,003 --> 00:21:04,214 And here it is! 297 00:21:04,673 --> 00:21:06,675 Oh, come on! 298 00:21:10,345 --> 00:21:16,101 I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray. I have a few routine questions I need to ask you. 299 00:21:16,267 --> 00:21:18,561 Really? I've been dealing with Dr. Wells. 300 00:21:18,770 --> 00:21:21,856 I know. I'm a neurologist. Just to be on the safe side.. 301 00:21:22,023 --> 00:21:27,112 Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview. So he sent me. 302 00:21:27,529 --> 00:21:29,948 Dr. Wells is a woman! 303 00:21:31,199 --> 00:21:34,160 That was a test. Good response. 304 00:21:35,745 --> 00:21:38,998 -All right. Full name? -Clifford Burnett. 305 00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:42,502 -Date of birth? -November 16, 1968. 306 00:21:42,919 --> 00:21:44,170 Age? 307 00:21:45,714 --> 00:21:51,177 -Can't you figure that out? -I'm a doctor, not a mathematician. 308 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:55,056 -I'm 33. -Okay. 309 00:21:56,016 --> 00:21:58,351 -And are you married? -No. 310 00:21:58,601 --> 00:22:05,025 Oh, really? So 33 and single? Would you say you have commitment issues? 311 00:22:06,568 --> 00:22:09,612 Are all the questions this personal? 312 00:22:09,779 --> 00:22:11,322 Yes. 313 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:15,744 Well, if you must know, I'm a widower. 314 00:22:15,910 --> 00:22:19,372 -Oh, that's terrible. I'm really sorry. -Yeah. 315 00:22:19,581 --> 00:22:23,376 I lost my wife five years ago to a mild cardial infarction. 316 00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:31,301 -A heart attack, doctor. -Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, mild car.. 317 00:22:34,763 --> 00:22:36,765 Are you experiencing any dizziness? 318 00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:38,016 No. 319 00:22:38,183 --> 00:22:40,518 -Has the pain been getting worse? -No. 320 00:22:40,935 --> 00:22:44,898 Do you sleep with women and never call them again? 321 00:22:46,274 --> 00:22:48,151 -No. -Excellent. Excellent. 322 00:22:48,318 --> 00:22:53,990 And finally, are you into any weird stuff, you know, sexually? 323 00:22:54,699 --> 00:22:57,202 -No! -Wrong answer. 324 00:23:01,623 --> 00:23:05,085 -This room's available. -Okay! Wait, you listen to me! 325 00:23:05,293 --> 00:23:07,670 Since I have been waiting, four women.. 326 00:23:07,837 --> 00:23:11,549 that's four, one higher than the number of centimeters I'm dilated.. 327 00:23:11,716 --> 00:23:17,055 have come and gone with their babies. I'm next. It's my turn. It's only fair. 328 00:23:17,222 --> 00:23:22,519 If you bring in one more woman who has her baby before me, I will sue you. 329 00:23:22,727 --> 00:23:27,023 Not this hospital. I'm gonna sue you. My husband is a lawyer. 330 00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:31,027 -Rach? -You get back on that case, honey! 331 00:23:31,236 --> 00:23:34,280 I don't think the next patient is very far along. 332 00:23:34,489 --> 00:23:38,076 Okay. Well, then bring her in. 333 00:23:46,251 --> 00:23:51,673 Oh, my God! 334 00:24:03,184 --> 00:24:07,147 I can't believe this! 335 00:24:08,690 --> 00:24:13,236 And yet, somehow, it's true. 336 00:24:13,862 --> 00:24:18,283 I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies! 337 00:24:20,577 --> 00:24:23,997 Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears. 338 00:24:24,372 --> 00:24:27,625 -Hi, sweetie! -Hi, sweetheart. 339 00:24:27,792 --> 00:24:31,629 This is my husband, Sid. I don't think you've met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid. 340 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,465 I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologist's office. 341 00:24:34,632 --> 00:24:37,510 Thank God for adult acne! 342 00:24:37,719 --> 00:24:41,639 I still can't believe it. I'm the luckiest guy in the world. 343 00:24:41,806 --> 00:24:43,641 Really? 344 00:24:44,642 --> 00:24:45,727 What'd he say? 345 00:24:45,935 --> 00:24:49,772 You have to speak very loudly, he's almost completely deaf. 346 00:24:49,981 --> 00:24:53,401 -Oh, there you go. -Of course he is. 347 00:24:53,568 --> 00:24:57,572 Congratulations, you two. I didn't even know you got married. 348 00:24:57,822 --> 00:25:00,992 -Oh, we didn't. -What? 349 00:25:01,242 --> 00:25:06,664 We're just having this baby together, but that's all, you know. 350 00:25:06,831 --> 00:25:08,625 Why? 351 00:25:10,752 --> 00:25:17,133 We're just not in that place, you know? But we're very excited about this. 352 00:25:17,342 --> 00:25:20,178 Oh. Well, then shut me up. 353 00:25:21,262 --> 00:25:23,556 Just tell me how. 354 00:25:24,265 --> 00:25:27,310 Oh, I feel another one coming. 355 00:25:33,149 --> 00:25:35,109 Sid, you lucky, deaf bastard. 356 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,241 -What else? What else? -He's 33. 357 00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:44,077 A widower. 358 00:25:44,285 --> 00:25:49,749 He seemed like a standup guy. And he's not into anything weird sexually. 359 00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:53,586 Enter Phoebe! 360 00:26:01,552 --> 00:26:06,057 Should we tell Rachel there's an empty private room right next door to hers? 361 00:26:06,391 --> 00:26:10,395 We could. Or we could have sex in it. 362 00:26:10,979 --> 00:26:15,608 Well, let me think about that while I remove my pants! 363 00:26:16,567 --> 00:26:21,030 Okay, mister! Fertilize me! 364 00:26:31,249 --> 00:26:34,002 Does that sound like Janice? 365 00:26:34,168 --> 00:26:37,130 If it's not, then there's two of them. 366 00:26:37,338 --> 00:26:41,050 And that would mean it's the end of the world! 367 00:26:42,677 --> 00:26:43,761 Hey. 368 00:26:43,928 --> 00:26:44,971 -Hey. -Hi. 369 00:26:45,138 --> 00:26:48,307 I can't believe this is taking so long. How you doing? 370 00:26:48,516 --> 00:26:54,605 Not bad. You know that feeling, trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass? 371 00:26:58,484 --> 00:27:00,945 And soon someone will call her "Mom." 372 00:27:03,781 --> 00:27:06,701 Weirdest thing. Did I hear..? 373 00:27:06,868 --> 00:27:09,370 Mother of God, it's true! 374 00:27:10,288 --> 00:27:14,292 Chandler Bing! 375 00:27:14,459 --> 00:27:15,460 Janice. 376 00:27:15,710 --> 00:27:21,382 Not just Janice. Janice in labor. Contracting and everything. 377 00:27:21,716 --> 00:27:25,136 Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. 378 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:27,805 You remember, Chandler. 379 00:27:32,393 --> 00:27:34,354 I feel so bad for you. 380 00:27:36,064 --> 00:27:37,982 She's your ex. And I have Richard. 381 00:27:40,151 --> 00:27:42,362 Janice, I didn't even know you were pregnant. 382 00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:47,366 Who's the unwitting human whose essence you've stolen? 383 00:27:48,493 --> 00:27:50,411 It's you. 384 00:27:50,745 --> 00:27:52,914 This is yours. 385 00:27:53,081 --> 00:27:54,749 What? 386 00:27:54,916 --> 00:28:00,046 Look how nervous he gets! We haven't slept together in years! 387 00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:06,094 That's funny. Does it hurt? Does the labor hurt? 388 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:11,641 Okay, I've got one for you. If you had to, which would you eat? 389 00:28:11,808 --> 00:28:16,270 A Seeing Eye dog or a talking gorilla? 390 00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:21,943 I'd have to say the talking gorilla. 391 00:28:22,110 --> 00:28:26,906 Because at least I could explain to him that you're making me eat him. 392 00:28:27,448 --> 00:28:31,077 -Oh. Somebody went to college. -Yeah. 393 00:28:32,036 --> 00:28:34,247 Wow. What is it? I'm sorry. 394 00:28:34,455 --> 00:28:37,416 I'm sorry. My foot itches like crazy. 395 00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:40,420 Oh. I'll get it. 396 00:28:42,422 --> 00:28:45,591 I usually get to know a girl better before I let her spoon me. 397 00:28:46,843 --> 00:28:50,138 Relax. It's not like we're forking. 398 00:28:55,768 --> 00:28:57,270 When. When. 399 00:28:59,021 --> 00:29:00,690 Thank you. Listen. 400 00:29:01,691 --> 00:29:04,527 You seem to really know what to do with a utensil. 401 00:29:04,694 --> 00:29:06,779 Would you like to go to dinner sometime? 402 00:29:09,449 --> 00:29:11,409 -Yeah, I'd really like that. -Yeah? 403 00:29:11,576 --> 00:29:14,537 Yeah. And I promise I won't make you eat any remarkable animals. 404 00:29:18,166 --> 00:29:19,792 I was thinking.. 405 00:29:20,585 --> 00:29:23,004 I'd kind of like to make a move. 406 00:29:23,171 --> 00:29:24,797 But, you know, with the leg. 407 00:29:25,006 --> 00:29:26,883 Oh, yeah. 408 00:29:27,049 --> 00:29:28,134 Maybe a little help. 409 00:29:28,843 --> 00:29:30,511 Okay. 410 00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:34,724 Let me fix your pillow. 411 00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:38,227 Cliff, you're so forward. 412 00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:45,526 Oh, it was really nice meeting you. 413 00:29:45,693 --> 00:29:46,944 Sid! 414 00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:50,656 That's the first time I heard her voice. 415 00:29:50,823 --> 00:29:52,658 I didn't care for it. 416 00:29:57,079 --> 00:30:02,752 Oh, that's five, Ross. Five women have had five babies.. 417 00:30:02,919 --> 00:30:05,379 and I have had no babies. 418 00:30:05,546 --> 00:30:08,382 Why doesn't she want to come out? 419 00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:12,970 You know what I think it is? I think you made such a nice home for her.. 420 00:30:13,137 --> 00:30:16,140 over the last nine months that she just doesn't want to leave. 421 00:30:16,349 --> 00:30:22,313 Oh, look at you making up crap for me. 422 00:30:23,356 --> 00:30:26,567 -Oh, God. -Okay. Okay. 423 00:30:26,817 --> 00:30:29,362 Twenty-one hours. You're a hero. 424 00:30:29,570 --> 00:30:31,864 Doctor, you gotta do something! Get me drugs.. 425 00:30:32,073 --> 00:30:36,077 or light a fire up in there and just smoke it out! 426 00:30:37,745 --> 00:30:41,207 Actually, I think you're ready to go to the delivery room. 427 00:30:41,415 --> 00:30:42,416 What? 428 00:30:42,583 --> 00:30:47,004 Ten centimeters. You're about to become a mom. 429 00:30:47,171 --> 00:30:50,716 Oh, my God. Okay. 430 00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:55,263 Beat you, sucker! Oh, baby. 431 00:30:59,934 --> 00:31:02,228 Is this the same spoon that was in my cast? 432 00:31:04,605 --> 00:31:06,148 You know what? 433 00:31:06,315 --> 00:31:07,650 This one is. 434 00:31:12,446 --> 00:31:17,451 Oh, my God! That's the doctor who was in my room before. 435 00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:23,249 Well, it must be one of those closed-circuit hospital channels. 436 00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:25,960 No, no. That's a soap opera. 437 00:31:26,127 --> 00:31:27,795 This is a very dramatic hospital. 438 00:31:29,714 --> 00:31:33,593 I'm telling you, the guy from that show was here.. 439 00:31:33,801 --> 00:31:36,429 asking me all these weird questions. 440 00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:38,764 Okay, Mr. Percocet. 441 00:31:40,433 --> 00:31:43,102 I swear to you, that's the guy. 442 00:31:43,311 --> 00:31:44,604 Okay, Cliff. 443 00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:48,941 Do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room? 444 00:31:49,317 --> 00:31:52,903 What probably happened was you were watching this, you drifted off to sleep.. 445 00:31:53,070 --> 00:31:54,488 and you dreamt he was here. 446 00:31:54,655 --> 00:31:56,532 Rachel's having her baby! 447 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:03,581 Which is of no interest to me as a neurologist. I.. 448 00:32:04,415 --> 00:32:06,792 That's him! You know him? 449 00:32:07,710 --> 00:32:09,545 Wake up, Cliff! 450 00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:13,758 What is going on? 451 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:18,304 Okay. Okay. I.. Okay. 452 00:32:18,471 --> 00:32:22,516 I sent my friend, Joey, in here to find out stuff about you. 453 00:32:22,683 --> 00:32:26,646 If it.. You know, if it helps, you came off great. 454 00:32:26,854 --> 00:32:30,524 A lot better than I'm coming off right now. 455 00:32:30,691 --> 00:32:34,820 I don't believe this. You got him to pretend he was a fake doctor? 456 00:32:35,029 --> 00:32:38,616 Fake? Excuse me? Hello? 457 00:32:40,201 --> 00:32:46,165 -You tried making me think I was crazy? -That was wrong. I'm so sorry. 458 00:32:46,374 --> 00:32:50,670 It's just that I liked you so much. Can we just start over? 459 00:32:50,836 --> 00:32:52,004 I don't think so. 460 00:32:52,338 --> 00:32:57,176 If I may? You told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? 461 00:32:57,385 --> 00:33:02,390 Now, maybe it would help if you knew some personal stuff about her. 462 00:33:02,556 --> 00:33:06,018 She was married to a gay ice dancer. 463 00:33:06,227 --> 00:33:10,606 She gave birth to her brother's triplets. 464 00:33:12,525 --> 00:33:17,780 Her twin sister used to do porn. 465 00:33:17,988 --> 00:33:22,076 -We're trying to dial down the crazy. -Right. 466 00:33:24,537 --> 00:33:28,791 We don't really know each other, so it'd be easy to forget about this.. 467 00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:33,129 but there's something between us. I don't know about you.. 468 00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:36,006 but that doesn't happen to me a lot. 469 00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:41,554 -It doesn't happen to me either. -Me neither! 470 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,306 -The baby! Rachel! -Right, right! 471 00:33:44,473 --> 00:33:46,434 Oh, I love this scene. 472 00:33:51,772 --> 00:33:53,274 Okay, look. I gotta go too. 473 00:33:53,441 --> 00:33:56,235 But.. What do you say? Can we just have that dinner? 474 00:33:58,154 --> 00:34:00,364 The triplets. 475 00:34:00,531 --> 00:34:01,991 You and your brother didn't..? 476 00:34:02,158 --> 00:34:04,243 No! No, they implanted embryos. 477 00:34:04,452 --> 00:34:06,871 -Then dinner sounds great. -Great! Okay. 478 00:34:07,037 --> 00:34:08,622 All right, then I'll see you later. 479 00:34:08,789 --> 00:34:10,332 Our friend's having a baby. 480 00:34:10,499 --> 00:34:12,251 -Her own? -Oh, yeah. Yeah. 481 00:34:12,418 --> 00:34:14,378 No, she's really old-fashioned. 482 00:34:16,589 --> 00:34:21,218 Push. Push. We're gonna push for five more seconds. 483 00:34:21,427 --> 00:34:23,137 Five, four.. 484 00:34:23,345 --> 00:34:25,639 Three, two, one! Oh! 485 00:34:26,515 --> 00:34:29,685 The next contraction should be in about 20 seconds. 486 00:34:29,852 --> 00:34:32,772 -I can't push anymore! -You're doing great. 487 00:34:32,980 --> 00:34:36,150 Oh, God! Twenty seconds, my ass! 488 00:34:36,484 --> 00:34:38,694 Here we go. Okay, keep pushing. 489 00:34:38,903 --> 00:34:40,738 -Come on. -Push. Wait. 490 00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:44,575 -I see something. -What, you do? You do? Oh, my God! 491 00:34:44,784 --> 00:34:47,912 -Don't say "Oh, my God!" What?! -What is that? 492 00:34:48,078 --> 00:34:50,581 The baby's buttocks. She's breech. 493 00:34:50,790 --> 00:34:54,960 -I thought she had two heads. -Oh, God! 494 00:34:55,169 --> 00:34:56,420 Is she gonna be okay? 495 00:34:56,587 --> 00:34:58,047 -She's gonna be fine. -Okay. 496 00:34:58,255 --> 00:35:01,425 She's in a more difficult position, so you have to push harder now. 497 00:35:01,634 --> 00:35:03,969 -Okay. -That's it. Push. Push. 498 00:35:04,178 --> 00:35:06,055 You're gonna have to push even harder. 499 00:35:06,263 --> 00:35:10,809 -I'm sorry, I can't! I can't! -Yes, you can. I know you can do this. 500 00:35:10,976 --> 00:35:15,314 I had no idea. Please, you do it for me! 501 00:35:15,564 --> 00:35:21,946 Let's go. One more time. One final push. Ready? One, two, three. 502 00:35:22,655 --> 00:35:24,490 Good. 503 00:35:24,740 --> 00:35:27,326 Keep pushing! 504 00:35:27,827 --> 00:35:31,080 Are you okay? 505 00:35:31,997 --> 00:35:35,834 You have no idea how much this hurts. 506 00:35:37,753 --> 00:35:41,173 Keep going! Keep going! 507 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:42,675 Here we go! 508 00:35:42,883 --> 00:35:45,928 She's upside down, but she's coming! 509 00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:48,764 -Oh, God! -Oh! Oh, my God! 510 00:35:48,931 --> 00:35:51,892 Oh, my God, she's here. 511 00:35:54,728 --> 00:35:56,981 Oh, she's perfect. 512 00:35:57,189 --> 00:36:02,152 Oh, wow! Oh, she's so tiny. 513 00:36:06,323 --> 00:36:10,494 -Where'd she go? -They're just wrapping her up. 514 00:36:10,703 --> 00:36:14,874 Okay. Well, be careful with her, she's really tiny. 515 00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:19,795 Here she is. 516 00:36:29,430 --> 00:36:33,225 Oh, thanks for coming out of me. 517 00:36:35,019 --> 00:36:38,272 I know. Oh. 518 00:36:42,484 --> 00:36:48,073 She's looking at me. Hi. I know you. 519 00:36:48,782 --> 00:36:51,827 -Do we have a name yet? -No, not yet. 520 00:36:51,994 --> 00:36:55,581 That's fine. For now we'll just call her Baby Girl Greene. 521 00:36:55,789 --> 00:36:59,418 Oh, no. Baby Girl Geller-Greene. 522 00:37:15,851 --> 00:37:19,355 Hello, Baby Girl. 523 00:37:26,654 --> 00:37:28,906 -Can we come in? -Oh, come on in. 524 00:37:31,325 --> 00:37:35,079 -Oh, there she is. -Oh, she's so beautiful. 525 00:37:35,245 --> 00:37:36,747 Here. 526 00:37:37,373 --> 00:37:42,086 Oh, my God. She's amazing. 527 00:37:42,252 --> 00:37:47,257 Oh, I'm so glad you guys got drunk and had sex. 528 00:37:48,258 --> 00:37:51,970 It's incredible. I mean, one minute she's inside you.. 529 00:37:52,179 --> 00:37:55,391 and then 47 hours later, here she is. 530 00:38:00,562 --> 00:38:03,732 She looks so real. 531 00:38:04,608 --> 00:38:06,110 You know what I mean. 532 00:38:06,568 --> 00:38:08,779 She's this whole tiny little person. 533 00:38:08,946 --> 00:38:12,741 And she already has eyelashes and knees and.. 534 00:38:14,702 --> 00:38:16,286 -What? -Oh, no, no. It's okay. 535 00:38:16,453 --> 00:38:20,332 For a second, I counted six fingers, but one was from the other hand. So we're good. 536 00:38:21,875 --> 00:38:25,295 -Okay, my turn. My turn. -Aunt Phoebe. 537 00:38:25,754 --> 00:38:29,800 Oh, baby. Oh, you're so cute! 538 00:38:29,967 --> 00:38:34,054 Oh, I could squeeze your little head. 539 00:38:35,472 --> 00:38:37,850 I won't. 540 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:43,605 -Honey, what's the matter? -Nothing. I just can't stop crying. 541 00:38:43,772 --> 00:38:47,651 The doctor said it's normal, with all the hormones, plus you're sleep-deprived. 542 00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:49,987 So. You guys are all sleep-deprived. 543 00:38:50,237 --> 00:38:55,242 I don't see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet. 544 00:38:55,617 --> 00:38:57,369 Oh, God. 545 00:38:57,578 --> 00:39:02,124 -What's the matter now? -I was reliving it. 546 00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:06,128 Do you know what you're gonna call her yet? 547 00:39:06,295 --> 00:39:11,592 Wait, it's not gonna be Baby Girl? I thought that was so original. 548 00:39:12,468 --> 00:39:15,262 Actually, we've narrowed it down to two names. 549 00:39:15,471 --> 00:39:21,435 And you know what? I love them both. So just pick one, and that'll be it. 550 00:39:21,602 --> 00:39:27,316 Wow, okay. Everyone.. 551 00:39:27,483 --> 00:39:31,570 this is Isabella. 552 00:39:31,779 --> 00:39:35,657 -Hi, Isabella! -Hi. 553 00:39:38,452 --> 00:39:39,536 What? 554 00:39:39,703 --> 00:39:42,456 That's not her name. 555 00:39:42,623 --> 00:39:46,126 I'm sorry, she just doesn't feel like an Isabella. 556 00:39:46,502 --> 00:39:48,045 So then I guess Ferdinand is out. 557 00:39:51,548 --> 00:39:53,967 -What was the other one? -Delilah. 558 00:39:54,176 --> 00:39:58,972 Oh, great! Suddenly she sounds like a biblical whore. 559 00:40:01,517 --> 00:40:05,604 So I guess we're back to Baby Girl. 560 00:40:07,272 --> 00:40:08,482 What are we gonna do? 561 00:40:08,649 --> 00:40:11,401 -It's okay. You'll find a name. -Easy for you to say. 562 00:40:11,568 --> 00:40:14,404 You already know what your kids' names will be. 563 00:40:14,571 --> 00:40:18,992 -You do? -I had them picked out since I was 14. 564 00:40:19,201 --> 00:40:24,164 Oh, no, it's gonna be named after some snack or baked good, isn't it? 565 00:40:27,167 --> 00:40:32,506 -Well, tell us, what are they? -Okay. If it's a boy, it's Daniel. 566 00:40:32,714 --> 00:40:36,093 -And if it's a girl? -I don't wanna say. 567 00:40:36,301 --> 00:40:40,347 Oh, stop. Tell us. We're not gonna want it. 568 00:40:40,514 --> 00:40:43,016 Okay. It's Emma. 569 00:40:43,225 --> 00:40:46,270 Emma. 570 00:40:50,107 --> 00:40:53,068 See, I don't want it. 571 00:40:53,235 --> 00:40:57,447 Do you have any other totally perfect names that you're not gonna use? 572 00:41:01,743 --> 00:41:04,830 -Take it. -What? 573 00:41:05,372 --> 00:41:07,124 She's clearly an Emma. 574 00:41:07,291 --> 00:41:10,627 Oh, honey, but you love that name. 575 00:41:10,794 --> 00:41:14,339 Yeah, but I love you more. 576 00:41:16,091 --> 00:41:20,762 Besides, nothing goes with Bing. So I'm screwed. 577 00:41:26,894 --> 00:41:28,437 Hi, Emma. 578 00:41:29,980 --> 00:41:31,982 Yep, that's you. 579 00:41:32,733 --> 00:41:34,276 You're our little Em. 580 00:41:36,486 --> 00:41:37,863 What's that, honey? 581 00:41:38,030 --> 00:41:39,406 What? 582 00:41:39,573 --> 00:41:42,201 Oh, you want a little cousin? 583 00:41:42,367 --> 00:41:44,536 You want a cousin right now? 584 00:41:46,580 --> 00:41:49,291 Do I look like a giant sperm to all of you, or..? 585 00:42:04,181 --> 00:42:07,100 -That was amazing. -I know. 586 00:42:09,019 --> 00:42:14,983 Hey, do you realize that we may have just changed our lives forever? 587 00:42:15,150 --> 00:42:19,488 We may have started our family. In nine months we could be here.. 588 00:42:19,655 --> 00:42:21,907 having our own baby. 589 00:42:22,950 --> 00:42:26,453 And if not, we got to do it on a bucket. 590 00:42:29,623 --> 00:42:31,041 I love you so much. 591 00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:33,502 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 592 00:42:37,756 --> 00:42:39,299 You wanna do it again? 593 00:42:39,466 --> 00:42:40,717 This time just for us? 594 00:42:44,137 --> 00:42:45,931 Probably. 595 00:42:51,186 --> 00:42:57,067 Aaron Lipman-Guralnick would like to say hello to his future bride. 596 00:43:05,575 --> 00:43:09,037 Wow, he kind of takes your breath away, doesn't he? 597 00:43:09,204 --> 00:43:11,957 He's a keeper. 598 00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:15,961 Look at the little munchkin. 599 00:43:16,169 --> 00:43:19,006 Don't you worry. By the time you're old enough to date him.. 600 00:43:19,172 --> 00:43:21,300 he's gonna have a different nose. 601 00:43:22,509 --> 00:43:27,014 -How you feeling? -Oh, I'm fine. 602 00:43:27,848 --> 00:43:33,812 I really admire what you're doing. Just raising her all alone. 603 00:43:34,021 --> 00:43:36,648 I'm not doing it alone. I have Ross. 604 00:43:36,857 --> 00:43:42,279 Sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married? 605 00:43:43,071 --> 00:43:46,783 Well, then he gets a divorce. It's Ross. 606 00:43:49,202 --> 00:43:51,872 I'm telling you, Rachel, listen to Janice. 607 00:43:52,039 --> 00:43:58,211 They all say they're gonna be there, until they start their real family. 608 00:43:59,046 --> 00:44:03,842 -That's never gonna happen with Ross. -That's what I thought. 609 00:44:04,051 --> 00:44:07,262 I'm lucky if my kid gets to spend a weekend with her father.. 610 00:44:07,429 --> 00:44:09,848 and little Miss New Boobs. 611 00:44:10,557 --> 00:44:12,809 Really? 612 00:44:13,226 --> 00:44:15,562 I hate to be the one to say it.. 613 00:44:15,729 --> 00:44:20,817 but, honey, you two are on your own. 614 00:44:21,902 --> 00:44:24,863 Well, that's.. You know, that's.. 615 00:44:25,030 --> 00:44:29,326 We've been alone for the last 20 minutes and we're doing okay. 616 00:44:30,452 --> 00:44:32,204 Maybe we won't be alone. 617 00:44:32,412 --> 00:44:37,334 Because lately things have been happening between me and Ross. 618 00:44:37,542 --> 00:44:42,255 And right before I went into labor, we had this kiss. You know? 619 00:44:42,422 --> 00:44:48,387 So it might be the beginning of something. 620 00:44:49,096 --> 00:44:51,723 -Hey, Janice. -Oh, hi. 621 00:44:52,140 --> 00:44:56,353 Who's this little guy? 622 00:44:56,561 --> 00:45:00,899 -Aaron, your future son-in-law. -Oh, no, no. 623 00:45:03,110 --> 00:45:04,236 No. 624 00:45:04,611 --> 00:45:08,740 -I'm gonna leave you three alone. -Okay. 625 00:45:09,282 --> 00:45:12,494 Man, you see the kid on that nose? 626 00:45:15,914 --> 00:45:18,667 You know what I was thinking about? 627 00:45:21,169 --> 00:45:26,925 That kiss before we left the apartment. That was something, huh? 628 00:45:28,218 --> 00:45:31,054 Yeah. Yeah, it really was. 629 00:45:31,221 --> 00:45:33,974 But we.. We gotta be careful. 630 00:45:34,141 --> 00:45:38,562 We.. You know, we can't let that happen again, you know? 631 00:45:40,230 --> 00:45:42,107 Right. 632 00:45:42,315 --> 00:45:48,697 -We don't want to go down that road. -No. That's why I brought it up. 633 00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:56,204 -They didn't have any sodas? -Oh, my God. I'm sorry. 634 00:45:56,371 --> 00:46:00,459 I was talking to this nurse. Completely forgot. 635 00:46:02,002 --> 00:46:05,088 And so it begins. 636 00:46:11,595 --> 00:46:12,804 She in there? 637 00:46:13,180 --> 00:46:16,475 Yeah. She's putting her down now. That's her. 638 00:46:16,683 --> 00:46:20,228 Isn't it amazing how every baby is beautiful? 639 00:46:20,687 --> 00:46:22,439 Except that one. 640 00:46:24,191 --> 00:46:26,318 What is this? A petting zoo? 641 00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:33,116 Look. Look at Emma. 642 00:46:35,869 --> 00:46:38,246 I can't decide who she looks like, you or Rachel. 643 00:46:38,413 --> 00:46:42,834 Oh, what, are you kidding? She's gorgeous! It's all Rachel. 644 00:46:47,005 --> 00:46:52,052 I'm sorry. For the last time, why aren't you two together again? 645 00:46:53,053 --> 00:46:56,181 No, I know. Because you're not in that place. 646 00:46:56,389 --> 00:46:59,559 Which would be fine, except you totally are. 647 00:46:59,726 --> 00:47:03,438 It's complicated, okay? 648 00:47:04,064 --> 00:47:05,273 Yeah, that's true. 649 00:47:06,149 --> 00:47:08,735 You love her, you always have, you have a child together. 650 00:47:08,902 --> 00:47:11,196 There's no right answer. 651 00:47:12,822 --> 00:47:17,702 Look, we've been together. Then apart. Then together, then apart. 652 00:47:17,869 --> 00:47:20,830 And now we have a baby. 653 00:47:23,124 --> 00:47:27,963 It's just, if we got together again and it didn't work out.. 654 00:47:28,463 --> 00:47:31,716 I could never do that to Emma. 655 00:47:33,051 --> 00:47:39,224 I mean, she came into this world thinking everything.. Now me. 656 00:47:39,432 --> 00:47:43,144 What, do they put something in the water here? 657 00:47:43,728 --> 00:47:47,274 It's just, Rachel and I, we're doing really well now. 658 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:51,278 I know. If you try to make it more, you might wreck it. 659 00:47:51,444 --> 00:47:54,406 -Yeah, exactly. -Right. 660 00:47:55,991 --> 00:48:00,245 Or you might get everything you've wanted since you were 15. 661 00:48:08,962 --> 00:48:10,922 Hey. 662 00:48:11,089 --> 00:48:14,634 I saw a woman breast-feeding twins at the same time. 663 00:48:14,801 --> 00:48:17,595 It is like a freak show up here. 664 00:48:18,179 --> 00:48:20,140 -What's the matter? -Nothing. 665 00:48:20,307 --> 00:48:21,975 What is it? Hey. 666 00:48:22,142 --> 00:48:26,479 -Really, it's nothing. I'm.. -Rach, come on. What? 667 00:48:27,188 --> 00:48:32,319 I've just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone. 668 00:48:32,777 --> 00:48:35,613 What are you talking about? What about Ross? 669 00:48:35,822 --> 00:48:41,995 Please. He'll be with his real family. The twins and little Miss New Boobs. 670 00:48:42,162 --> 00:48:45,332 Okay, how long was I watching that woman? 671 00:48:45,999 --> 00:48:48,627 I'm just saying that, you know.. 672 00:48:48,835 --> 00:48:51,963 someday Ross is gonna meet somebody.. 673 00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:54,966 and he's gonna have his own life. 674 00:48:55,175 --> 00:48:56,468 Right? 675 00:48:57,344 --> 00:48:59,471 Yeah, I guess so. 676 00:49:01,973 --> 00:49:06,853 I just never thought I'd be raising this baby all by myself. 677 00:49:07,020 --> 00:49:08,813 That's pretty dumb, huh? 678 00:49:09,022 --> 00:49:12,150 Hey, you listen to me. Listen to me. 679 00:49:12,317 --> 00:49:16,488 You are never, ever gonna be alone. 680 00:49:16,655 --> 00:49:21,368 Okay? I promise I won't let that happen. 681 00:49:22,535 --> 00:49:28,249 Joey. Oh, sweetie, what would I do without you? 682 00:49:28,458 --> 00:49:32,003 You don't have to worry about that, okay? 683 00:49:35,673 --> 00:49:38,718 Could you grab me my other box of tissues? 684 00:49:38,885 --> 00:49:42,514 -They're under Ross' coat. -Sure. 685 00:49:51,064 --> 00:49:54,025 Oh, my God! 686 00:49:54,484 --> 00:49:56,486 Joey? 687 00:49:58,571 --> 00:50:01,116 Oh, my God. 688 00:50:06,371 --> 00:50:08,540 Okay.