1 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:05,415 -Hey. I got some bad news. -What? 2 00:00:05,665 --> 00:00:10,920 That's no way to sell newspapers. Try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!" 3 00:00:11,254 --> 00:00:15,341 No. Monica's restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. 4 00:00:16,801 --> 00:00:21,931 I didn't want her to see it, so I ran around and bought all the copies. 5 00:00:22,515 --> 00:00:25,810 Two, four, six, one million. Yeah, you got them all. 6 00:00:26,686 --> 00:00:30,398 This is bad. And I've had bad reviews. 7 00:00:30,648 --> 00:00:32,608 I remember my first good one: 8 00:00:32,775 --> 00:00:35,862 "Everything else in Our Town was terrible. 9 00:00:36,028 --> 00:00:39,031 Joey Tribbiani was abysmal." 10 00:00:42,577 --> 00:00:45,371 Oh, my God! Look at all the newspapers. 11 00:00:45,663 --> 00:00:49,459 It must be a good review. Is it great? 12 00:00:53,588 --> 00:00:54,839 Oh, dear God. 13 00:00:55,047 --> 00:01:00,470 But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know. 14 00:01:00,636 --> 00:01:03,890 -And the rest of Manhattan? -They all know. 15 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:08,853 Oh, my God, this is horrible. I'm so humiliated. 16 00:01:09,061 --> 00:01:12,607 They say there's no such thing as bad press. 17 00:01:12,815 --> 00:01:18,237 You don't think that "the mahi-mahi was awful-awful" is bad press? 18 00:01:20,156 --> 00:01:22,200 I didn't write it. 19 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:26,245 -God, is he right? Am I awful? -Oh, no! 20 00:01:26,496 --> 00:01:28,080 Monica, listen to me. 21 00:01:28,247 --> 00:01:31,626 I'm not just saying this because I'm your friend. 22 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:35,046 Your food is abysmal! 23 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:20,466 -Ross? -What? What? 24 00:02:20,633 --> 00:02:24,303 -I am freaking out! -Are you? 25 00:02:24,846 --> 00:02:26,973 My due date is in one week! 26 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:30,101 -What are you doing up? -That is seven days. 27 00:02:30,268 --> 00:02:33,437 I had a lot of water. Can we do this after..? 28 00:02:33,646 --> 00:02:35,398 No, no, no, no, Ross! 29 00:02:35,565 --> 00:02:38,317 We don't have any big stuff we need. 30 00:02:38,484 --> 00:02:41,821 We don't have a changing table or a crib. 31 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:46,826 -We do not have a diaper service. -Funny you should mention diapers. 32 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:51,205 -I'm serious. -There's nothing to worry about. 33 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:55,418 There's a baby store on West 10th. We'll go there.. 34 00:02:55,585 --> 00:03:00,214 -and get everything we need. Okay? -Okay. Thank you. That's great. 35 00:03:00,381 --> 00:03:03,467 Where on West 10th? There's a shoe store.. 36 00:03:03,759 --> 00:03:08,306 Okay. If you're gonna do this, then I'm gonna go do that, so.. 37 00:03:08,764 --> 00:03:12,184 -Wait, Ross! I'm sorry, one more thing. -Yeah. 38 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:16,439 Our situation, you know, what we mean to each other.. 39 00:03:16,689 --> 00:03:22,153 and, I mean, we're having this baby together and we live together.. 40 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,740 Isn't that..? Isn't that weird? 41 00:03:31,203 --> 00:03:32,413 Well.. 42 00:03:32,663 --> 00:03:35,416 I'm just kidding. You can go pee. 43 00:03:39,754 --> 00:03:43,507 Did we say we were gonna meet here or at the movie? 44 00:03:43,758 --> 00:03:47,136 -We said at the movies, but.. -I'll see you there. 45 00:03:47,303 --> 00:03:52,099 -Now that you're here..? -I'll hang out till I have to meet you. 46 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:56,145 -How come you're not going? -I've got a job interview. 47 00:03:56,354 --> 00:04:01,359 -I thought you already have a job. -And they say you don't pay attention. 48 00:04:01,525 --> 00:04:05,404 It's a better job. It's vice president of the company.. 49 00:04:05,571 --> 00:04:09,492 that does data reconfiguration for other companies. 50 00:04:10,993 --> 00:04:15,748 -Wow. How do you know how to do that? -That's what I do now. 51 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:19,210 -Joey? Come taste this. -What? 52 00:04:19,377 --> 00:04:22,880 Remember the guy that gave me a bad review? Well.. 53 00:04:23,089 --> 00:04:26,050 I'm getting my revenge. 54 00:04:26,425 --> 00:04:28,511 You cooked him? 55 00:04:28,928 --> 00:04:32,556 No. He teaches a course at The New School.. 56 00:04:32,807 --> 00:04:36,102 I want to make him try my bouillabaisse again. 57 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:39,563 I can't wait to read the front page tomorrow: 58 00:04:39,730 --> 00:04:44,485 "Restaurant reviewer admits: 'I was wrong about Monica.'" 59 00:04:44,819 --> 00:04:46,737 The front page? 60 00:04:46,904 --> 00:04:50,700 You really do live in your own little world, don't you? 61 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:55,287 -I better get to my movie. -Oh, yeah. 62 00:04:55,454 --> 00:04:58,374 If I'm going to the movie and you're going to the movie.. 63 00:04:58,541 --> 00:05:00,668 why don't we just go together? 64 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:04,130 How's that for data reconfiguration, huh, Chand? 65 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,931 My name's Katie if there's anything else you need. 66 00:05:14,098 --> 00:05:17,852 Oh, God, I don't know. I want.. Everything is so great, I just want everything. 67 00:05:18,019 --> 00:05:20,896 Oh, look at this. We need this! 68 00:05:21,063 --> 00:05:22,815 -What is it? -I don't know. 69 00:05:24,859 --> 00:05:27,486 Have you ever had two people who weren't wearing crowns.. 70 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:29,030 spend this much money here? 71 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,824 You have selected a lot of nice things. 72 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:35,161 You want these delivered, Mr. and Mrs. Geller? 73 00:05:35,327 --> 00:05:37,371 -Oh, no, no. -No, no. 74 00:05:37,621 --> 00:05:40,458 -We're not married. -We are having a baby.. 75 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:42,710 but we're not involved. 76 00:05:42,918 --> 00:05:47,173 I mean, we were seeing each other a while ago.. 77 00:05:47,339 --> 00:05:52,595 but then we were just friends, and then there was one drunken night.. 78 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:58,684 Or, yes, stranger, we'd like this delivered, please. 79 00:05:58,893 --> 00:06:02,062 -Can you fill out this address card? -Oh, okay. 80 00:06:02,688 --> 00:06:05,608 -You picked out a lot of dinosaurs. -Yeah. 81 00:06:05,816 --> 00:06:09,528 That's one of the reasons why we're not a couple. 82 00:06:09,779 --> 00:06:12,364 I chose those. I'm a paleontologist. 83 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,909 Really? That is so cool. 84 00:06:15,159 --> 00:06:20,790 Don't get too worked up. It sounds like he's a doctor, but he's not. 85 00:06:20,956 --> 00:06:23,459 No. I'm fascinated by paleontology. 86 00:06:23,626 --> 00:06:27,755 -Have you read the Walter Alvarez book? -I teach it in class. 87 00:06:27,963 --> 00:06:33,385 Standing at a cash register, I'm holding a credit card, and I'm bored. 88 00:06:34,011 --> 00:06:38,349 I love your neighborhood. There's a great gym around the corner. 89 00:06:38,516 --> 00:06:42,478 -That's my gym. -I could tell you work out. 90 00:06:47,316 --> 00:06:52,071 A paleontologist who works out. You're like Indiana Jones. 91 00:06:55,866 --> 00:06:58,202 I am like Indiana Jones. 92 00:07:05,209 --> 00:07:08,963 -Hi, Pheebs. -Hey! Oh, how did baby shopping go? 93 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,757 Great! We got everything we needed. 94 00:07:11,924 --> 00:07:16,053 Oh, and Ross almost got something that wasn't on the list. 95 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:18,389 A whore. 96 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:19,890 What? 97 00:07:20,391 --> 00:07:25,187 We were paying, and this sales woman just started flirting with him. 98 00:07:25,354 --> 00:07:26,856 Can you believe that? 99 00:07:27,064 --> 00:07:31,277 -Did she know you two weren't married? -Yeah. 100 00:07:31,443 --> 00:07:36,740 Oh, my God. Well, the idea.. A woman flirting with a single man? 101 00:07:36,907 --> 00:07:39,910 -We must alert the church elders. -No. 102 00:07:40,703 --> 00:07:44,540 You don't understand. You didn't see how brazen she was. 103 00:07:45,207 --> 00:07:48,085 -Sounds like you're jealous. -No, I'm not. 104 00:07:48,252 --> 00:07:52,339 I just think it's wrong. I mean, here I am, about to pop.. 105 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:56,927 and he's out picking up some shopgirl at Sluts-R-Us? 106 00:07:58,095 --> 00:08:00,598 Is that a real place? 107 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:03,350 Are they hiring? 108 00:08:04,435 --> 00:08:07,521 Hey, Phoebe. Fatty. 109 00:08:08,898 --> 00:08:10,524 Why so fancy? 110 00:08:10,733 --> 00:08:12,484 I got a job interview. 111 00:08:12,651 --> 00:08:16,530 It's more money, and I'd be doing data reconfiguration. 112 00:08:16,739 --> 00:08:21,744 -I think I know someone who does that. -Me. I do that. 113 00:08:22,161 --> 00:08:24,580 So do I look okay? I'm nervous. 114 00:08:24,788 --> 00:08:26,790 Oh, yeah. You look great. 115 00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:30,211 You know, just don't get your hopes up. 116 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:33,255 -Why not? -Well, the interview. 117 00:08:33,464 --> 00:08:34,882 -Yeah? -You know. 118 00:08:35,049 --> 00:08:38,385 You don't make a very good first impression. 119 00:08:38,761 --> 00:08:41,805 -What? -Oh, you don't know. 120 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:46,936 -Are you serious? -When I first met you, you were like: 121 00:08:47,102 --> 00:08:50,231 I was like: 122 00:08:52,942 --> 00:08:54,735 What is it that I do? 123 00:08:54,944 --> 00:08:58,697 It's just, like, you're trying too hard, making jokes.. 124 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:01,158 You come off a little needy. 125 00:09:01,325 --> 00:09:03,786 Did you like me when we first met? 126 00:09:04,119 --> 00:09:10,000 Chandler, I'm not gonna lie to you. But I am gonna run away from you. 127 00:09:13,545 --> 00:09:15,714 She's put on so much weight. 128 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,055 There he is. 129 00:09:23,264 --> 00:09:25,516 That smug bastard. 130 00:09:26,267 --> 00:09:28,227 Okay, class. We'll see you next time. 131 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:32,022 There he is. 132 00:09:35,484 --> 00:09:38,487 Hi. I'm Monica Geller, chef at Allessandro's. 133 00:09:38,821 --> 00:09:40,698 Still? 134 00:09:40,864 --> 00:09:43,117 The things you said were unfair.. 135 00:09:43,325 --> 00:09:46,662 and I want you to try my bouillabaisse again. 136 00:09:46,829 --> 00:09:49,790 I don't see why I'd do that to myself again. 137 00:09:49,999 --> 00:09:52,960 Either eat it or be in it. 138 00:09:53,669 --> 00:09:55,838 Spoon? 139 00:10:00,134 --> 00:10:02,720 -What do you think? -I'm torn.. 140 00:10:02,886 --> 00:10:07,683 between my integrity and my desire to avoid a beating. 141 00:10:07,850 --> 00:10:13,314 But I must be honest. Your soup is abysmal. 142 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:19,903 Thattagirl! We should get out of here, there's a new class coming in. 143 00:10:20,154 --> 00:10:22,740 Welcome to Introduction to Cooking. 144 00:10:22,906 --> 00:10:28,078 Can anyone tell me the difference between hollandaise and bearnaise sauce? 145 00:10:29,288 --> 00:10:31,457 -I can. -Okay, go ahead. 146 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:35,294 Well, they both have a egg yolk and butter base. 147 00:10:35,461 --> 00:10:40,299 But a bearnaise has shallots, chervil, and most importantly, tarragon. 148 00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:43,218 Very good. What's your name? 149 00:10:43,385 --> 00:10:47,431 -You go to the head of the class! -Okay! 150 00:10:50,267 --> 00:10:52,811 This stuff takes up a lot of room. 151 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:56,607 How serious are you about keeping Ben in your life? 152 00:10:57,274 --> 00:11:00,611 My son? Pretty serious. 153 00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:09,411 Hi, Katie. What are you doing here? 154 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:12,414 The delivery went out and they forgot this. 155 00:11:12,623 --> 00:11:18,253 It must have been obvious, since it was the only thing left in your store. 156 00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:24,510 Listen, to be honest, home deliveries aren't really part of my job description. 157 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:31,725 Oh, I actually came here to ask you out. 158 00:11:32,017 --> 00:11:36,313 Oh. Wow. Yeah, that sounds great. 159 00:11:36,522 --> 00:11:42,945 I'm just gonna put this back in my pocket and pretend that didn't happen. 160 00:11:43,112 --> 00:11:45,697 I'm free now. You want to get coffee..? 161 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:49,618 -Sure. -Horny bitch. 162 00:11:52,371 --> 00:11:56,583 No, you're a horny bitch! No, you're a horny bitch! 163 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,586 No, you're a horny bitch! 164 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,922 You guys have a good time. 165 00:12:02,131 --> 00:12:05,801 I'm just gonna grab my coat. And my whip. 166 00:12:07,261 --> 00:12:10,556 You know, because of Indiana Jones. 167 00:12:12,266 --> 00:12:16,019 Not because I'm into S & M. 168 00:12:16,311 --> 00:12:19,106 I'm not into anything weird, you know? 169 00:12:19,273 --> 00:12:21,442 Just normal sex. 170 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:27,406 So I'm gonna grab my coat. 171 00:12:31,326 --> 00:12:37,332 So you had a good day, huh? Big commission, picked up a daddy. 172 00:12:38,417 --> 00:12:40,419 Are you okay with this? 173 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:44,173 Oh, yeah. Yeah, please. You guys have fun. 174 00:12:44,339 --> 00:12:45,674 -Okay. -Yeah. 175 00:12:45,841 --> 00:12:47,092 Nice to see you. 176 00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:51,680 Oh, and it was great to see you too. And you look fantastic. 177 00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:55,934 -Although you missed a button. -Oh, actually, I.. 178 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,812 Oh, okay, I see what you're doing there. 179 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:05,861 I can't even believe this. I really come off that badly? 180 00:13:06,028 --> 00:13:08,822 It's okay. You calm down after a while.. 181 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:12,367 and then people see how wonderful you are. 182 00:13:12,618 --> 00:13:16,288 Good. Because I'm sure this interview will last weeks. 183 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:20,834 All right, don't freak out, okay? I will help you. 184 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:24,713 -How long before you have to leave? -An hour. 185 00:13:24,922 --> 00:13:27,466 -I can't help you. -Phoebe.. 186 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:33,138 We'll do our best. I'm the interviewer and I'm meeting you for the first time. 187 00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:37,434 -Okay. -Hi. Come on in. I'm Regina Phalanges. 188 00:13:38,519 --> 00:13:40,437 -Chandler Bing. -Oh, Bing. 189 00:13:40,646 --> 00:13:44,441 -What an unusual name. -You should meet my Uncle Bada. 190 00:13:50,656 --> 00:13:53,242 I'll let myself out. 191 00:13:59,498 --> 00:14:02,626 Your alfredo's dry. Did you use your cheese? 192 00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:08,006 When you say "use," do you mean "eat as a pre-cooking snack"? 193 00:14:08,632 --> 00:14:11,885 -And the cream? -Cheese makes me thirsty. 194 00:14:13,637 --> 00:14:17,266 -Okay. Let's move on. -All right. 195 00:14:18,308 --> 00:14:22,229 Something smells good over at Monica's station. 196 00:14:23,272 --> 00:14:27,234 My God! This is amazing! You've never made this before? 197 00:14:27,442 --> 00:14:31,154 Oh, no. I don't know anything about cooking. 198 00:14:31,363 --> 00:14:36,243 I had to ask what it was called when the water makes those bubbles. 199 00:14:36,952 --> 00:14:41,415 -Hats off to the chef. -Your mouth was full. I didn't hear. 200 00:14:41,582 --> 00:14:43,625 -Hats off to who? -The chef! 201 00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:46,169 That's right! 202 00:14:48,005 --> 00:14:53,635 You'll find that I don't micromanage. I don't shy away from delegating. 203 00:14:53,802 --> 00:14:58,473 That's good to know. But let's stop focusing on what you don't do.. 204 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,767 and focus on what you do do. 205 00:15:03,979 --> 00:15:06,356 What I do do.. 206 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:13,488 is create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me. 207 00:15:13,739 --> 00:15:16,366 Nice sidestep on the "do do" thing. 208 00:15:16,575 --> 00:15:20,245 -Hardest thing I've ever done. -Oh, you gotta go! 209 00:15:20,662 --> 00:15:23,165 -Don't worry. You're ready. -Really? 210 00:15:23,415 --> 00:15:28,879 Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts, and you'll be great. 211 00:15:30,088 --> 00:15:32,382 Monica, check these out. 212 00:15:33,759 --> 00:15:35,260 Those look like cookies. 213 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,512 I know, yeah. And I made them all by myself. 214 00:15:37,679 --> 00:15:40,640 I mixed the ingredients, I put them in the oven, I took them out. 215 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:44,227 Granted, I should have used the oven mitts, but still. 216 00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:46,813 Monica, my star student. 217 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:52,277 You called me that before, so I fashioned a star out of foil. 218 00:15:52,527 --> 00:15:56,823 Now, no pressure. If you like my cookies, you give me the star. 219 00:16:01,495 --> 00:16:03,872 Wow, a star! 220 00:16:04,581 --> 00:16:08,877 I know you all hate me, and I'm sorry, but I don't care. 221 00:16:09,294 --> 00:16:12,673 -Okay, Joey, you're up next. -Yeah. 222 00:16:14,508 --> 00:16:17,636 Oh, my God! This is amazing! 223 00:16:17,803 --> 00:16:19,721 You get an A. 224 00:16:19,888 --> 00:16:24,601 I got an A? In school? Hey, I'm a dork! 225 00:16:26,061 --> 00:16:28,146 Joey, I'm so proud of you. 226 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:31,441 -I think you should give him your star. -Excuse me? 227 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:37,114 -He doesn't know what he's doing. -Nobody knows what they're doing. 228 00:16:37,322 --> 00:16:40,492 I do. I'm a professional chef! 229 00:16:40,742 --> 00:16:43,745 Oh, relax. It's not a courtroom drama. 230 00:16:43,912 --> 00:16:46,790 Why are you taking Introduction to Cooking? 231 00:16:46,998 --> 00:16:48,708 Yeah! 232 00:16:50,127 --> 00:16:54,005 I'm sorry. I cook at this restaurant, Allessandro's.. 233 00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:56,341 and I just got a bad review. 234 00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:59,428 -Allessandro's? I love that place! -You do? 235 00:16:59,594 --> 00:17:02,806 You're a great chef. As a person you're a little.. 236 00:17:03,014 --> 00:17:06,852 -Oh, I'm crazy, but you liked the food? -Very much. 237 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:11,440 Okay, then. I don't stink. I'm a good chef! Okay. 238 00:17:11,606 --> 00:17:14,067 I don't want to go. I'm having fun. 239 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,945 Did either of you pay for this class? 240 00:17:17,154 --> 00:17:21,074 Hey, if my friend says it's time to go, it's time to go! 241 00:17:28,665 --> 00:17:34,337 I was the point person on my company's transition from the KL5 to GR6 systems. 242 00:17:34,546 --> 00:17:38,925 -You must have had your hands full. -That I did. That I did. 243 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:43,221 So let's talk a little bit about your duties. 244 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,060 My duties? 245 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,523 All right. 246 00:17:53,732 --> 00:17:58,153 You'll be heading a whole division, so you'll have a lot of duties. 247 00:18:01,072 --> 00:18:04,868 -I see. -But there'll be 30 people under you.. 248 00:18:05,035 --> 00:18:08,079 so you can dump a certain amount on them. 249 00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:15,253 -Good to know. -We could go into detail.. 250 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,422 No, don't, I beg of you. 251 00:18:17,631 --> 00:18:21,510 All right. We'll have a definite answer for you on Monday. 252 00:18:21,676 --> 00:18:25,847 But I can say with some confidence, you'll fit in well here. 253 00:18:26,181 --> 00:18:29,142 -Really? -Absolutely. 254 00:18:30,185 --> 00:18:33,271 -You can relax. You did great. -Yeah, thanks. 255 00:18:33,438 --> 00:18:37,400 I was really nervous. I'm told I come on too strongly. 256 00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:41,738 And then it was really hard to sidestep that "duty" thing. 257 00:18:42,823 --> 00:18:44,866 Duties? 258 00:18:45,534 --> 00:18:47,911 Doodies? 259 00:18:48,954 --> 00:18:50,956 Poo? 260 00:18:52,249 --> 00:18:54,459 Poo? 261 00:18:55,669 --> 00:19:00,090 Oh, my God. This doesn't count. Okay? The interview was over. 262 00:19:00,298 --> 00:19:04,094 That was the real Chandler Bing. This is some crazy guy. 263 00:19:04,302 --> 00:19:08,265 Call security! There's a crazy guy out in the hall! 264 00:19:08,974 --> 00:19:11,059 Poo? 265 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,563 I'll look forward to your call. 266 00:19:20,151 --> 00:19:21,611 -Hey. -Hey. 267 00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:23,989 -You're back. -How are you? 268 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:29,536 I'm fine. But that's not important. What's important is how was she? 269 00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:32,289 It was fun. We just had coffee. 270 00:19:32,497 --> 00:19:37,127 Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh, coffee, a little rub-rub-rub under the table? 271 00:19:37,878 --> 00:19:40,964 What's going on? Do you not like Katie? 272 00:19:41,172 --> 00:19:47,178 No. No, she was nice. I mean, she was a little slutty, but who isn't? 273 00:19:47,345 --> 00:19:48,597 Well, I liked her. 274 00:19:48,805 --> 00:19:53,727 Of course you did. You'd date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones. 275 00:19:54,853 --> 00:19:58,690 Did you get a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today? 276 00:19:58,857 --> 00:20:02,485 No. It's just that.. Katie bothered me. 277 00:20:02,694 --> 00:20:05,447 Why? What was wrong with her? 278 00:20:05,739 --> 00:20:09,159 There was nothing wrong with her. She was lovely. 279 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:13,413 -Okay. So, what's the matter? -I don't want you to date her. 280 00:20:13,663 --> 00:20:16,958 Why? What, are you jealous? 281 00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:21,087 Yes. And not because I want you to go out with me. 282 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:24,841 Because I don't want you to go out with anybody. 283 00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:28,928 It's terrible to even think this and it's inappropriate.. 284 00:20:29,137 --> 00:20:34,225 but I want you to be at my constant beck and call, 24 hours a day. 285 00:20:34,517 --> 00:20:38,563 I'm very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel. 286 00:20:41,566 --> 00:20:44,027 -Okay. -What? 287 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:48,323 I won't date. I'll.. 288 00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:51,368 I'll be here with you all the time. 289 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,246 Really? 290 00:20:56,039 --> 00:20:59,250 But I'm being so unreasonable. 291 00:21:00,335 --> 00:21:05,757 True, but you're allowed to be unreasonable. You're having our baby. 292 00:21:10,095 --> 00:21:14,224 Oh, Ross, thank you. Thank you. 293 00:21:17,018 --> 00:21:19,479 You feel better? 294 00:21:19,771 --> 00:21:23,775 No, not really. You're pressing the baby into my bladder.. 295 00:21:23,984 --> 00:21:26,319 and now I have to pee. 296 00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,737 -Okay. -Rach? 297 00:21:27,904 --> 00:21:31,199 -Yeah? -Just one thing.. 298 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:37,956 We live together. You're having our baby. I'm not gonna see anybody else. 299 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:42,085 Are you sure you don't want something more? 300 00:21:44,629 --> 00:21:48,591 Wow. I don't know, maybe.. 301 00:21:48,842 --> 00:21:52,387 Oh, Rach, I was just messing around. 302 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:57,892 -Like you did when I had to pee? -Oh! I knew that. 303 00:21:58,059 --> 00:22:01,271 I knew that! I was just messing with you too! 304 00:22:03,648 --> 00:22:06,651 Okay. Because for a minute you seemed.. 305 00:22:06,901 --> 00:22:09,946 -No, it's just.. -Like you actually.. 306 00:22:10,113 --> 00:22:13,033 That's just because I'm such a good messer! 307 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:20,582 -Rach? -Yeah? 308 00:22:20,790 --> 00:22:23,293 -The bathroom? -Right. 309 00:22:26,838 --> 00:22:29,966 I had a great time. I learned how to bake, ate great food. 310 00:22:30,133 --> 00:22:35,430 It's my first A since 7th grade and I didn't even sleep with the teacher. 311 00:22:36,139 --> 00:22:39,059 -Oh, look. Acting for Beginners. -Yeah. 312 00:22:39,434 --> 00:22:42,979 -Wanna feel good about yourself? -What the hell! 313 00:22:43,146 --> 00:22:45,648 Let's start with some basics. 314 00:22:45,857 --> 00:22:51,529 Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is? 315 00:22:57,577 --> 00:23:00,455 Yeah, this was a stupid idea.