1 00:00:02,495 --> 00:00:06,374 Is it okay if I bring someone to your parents' anniversary? 2 00:00:06,624 --> 00:00:07,667 -Sure. -Yeah. 3 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:11,129 -Who's the guy? -Parker, we met at the cleaners. 4 00:00:11,713 --> 00:00:15,508 Did he put a little starch in your bloomers? 5 00:00:17,135 --> 00:00:19,137 Who said that? 6 00:00:19,470 --> 00:00:24,392 No, he's really great, though. He has this incredible zest for life. 7 00:00:24,684 --> 00:00:30,398 He treats me like a queen. Except when he treats me like a naughty girl. 8 00:00:31,649 --> 00:00:34,527 Would it be okay if I give the toast? 9 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:37,655 Even after what happened at their 20th? 10 00:00:37,864 --> 00:00:42,368 -I'd really like to. -Hopefully this time Mom won't boo you. 11 00:00:42,618 --> 00:00:47,999 Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and it always makes them cry. 12 00:00:48,207 --> 00:00:53,880 -This year, I'm gonna make them cry. -You wonder why Ross is their favorite? 13 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:59,218 Any time Ross makes a toast, everyone cries and pats him on the back. 14 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:04,140 And they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." 15 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:08,728 You know what they're gonna say this year? "God, you." 16 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:13,232 Well, at least one person will be crying. 17 00:01:13,399 --> 00:01:17,653 I'm an actor, and any actor worth his salt can cry on cue. 18 00:01:17,862 --> 00:01:21,908 -Really? You can do that? -Oh, you kidding me? Watch. 19 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:35,254 Well, I can't do it with you guys watching me! 20 00:02:17,463 --> 00:02:19,215 Hey. 21 00:02:19,382 --> 00:02:21,926 Oh, my God. You look so fantastic. 22 00:02:22,677 --> 00:02:25,304 On my way over, I pictured you in my mind's eye. 23 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:28,140 Now I'm like, "Mind's eye, you had no idea!" 24 00:02:32,812 --> 00:02:34,605 -Let's do that again! -Okay. 25 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:44,740 -What are you doing? -I'm working on my toast. 26 00:02:44,949 --> 00:02:48,452 Or as I like to call it: "Sob-fest 2002." 27 00:02:50,121 --> 00:02:51,998 I cannot wait to see them cry. 28 00:02:52,164 --> 00:02:56,460 It's not gonna be like regular crying. It's gonna be like Terms of Endearment crying. 29 00:02:57,044 --> 00:03:02,008 I'm gonna reduce my parents to sniffling, quaking masses of.. 30 00:03:03,092 --> 00:03:05,553 I may have some unresolved anger from my childhood. 31 00:03:06,721 --> 00:03:08,931 -Hey, check this out. -It's a dog. 32 00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:11,684 It's a dead dog. 33 00:03:11,934 --> 00:03:14,896 Chi-Chi. She died when I was in high school. 34 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:18,983 -You're talking about a dead pet? -It's good stuff, huh? 35 00:03:22,945 --> 00:03:26,032 Joey? You got a present for my parents? 36 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:31,037 In honor of their 35th anniversary, I had a star named after them. 37 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:37,460 -That is so cool. -And I got Kama Sutra for the Elderly. 38 00:03:38,711 --> 00:03:42,089 You know, I think maybe the one present is enough. 39 00:03:46,761 --> 00:03:49,597 -Do you guys have any extra ribbon? -Sure. 40 00:03:49,805 --> 00:03:56,354 What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt.. 41 00:03:57,104 --> 00:04:00,024 And I think my testicles may be in here too. 42 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:08,282 Chi-Chi! Oh, I loved this dog. 43 00:04:08,491 --> 00:04:13,079 Monica couldn't get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery. 44 00:04:14,288 --> 00:04:19,335 -What? -You're the 200-pounder who rode her! 45 00:04:22,838 --> 00:04:26,509 Hey! Everybody, this is Parker. Parker, this is.. 46 00:04:26,801 --> 00:04:31,722 No, don't tell me. Let me guess: Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel.. 47 00:04:31,973 --> 00:04:35,685 and I'm sorry, Phoebe didn't mention you. 48 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:39,730 Chandler, I'm kidding! Already you're my favorite. 49 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:44,860 -Tell me a little about yourselves. -Actually, we should get going. 50 00:04:46,821 --> 00:04:48,239 Classic Ross! 51 00:04:50,866 --> 00:04:54,370 Rachel, look how you glow! May I? 52 00:04:54,996 --> 00:04:56,956 I think you already are. 53 00:04:57,164 --> 00:05:00,584 Rachel, you have life growing inside you. 54 00:05:01,002 --> 00:05:06,465 Is there anything more miraculous.. A picture of a dog! Whose is this? 55 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:11,220 That's my old dog. He passed away years ago. 56 00:05:11,470 --> 00:05:17,518 Well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow, old friend. Bow-wow. 57 00:05:18,602 --> 00:05:21,522 You guys, we really should get going. 58 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:24,984 There I go again, my catch phrase. 59 00:05:25,151 --> 00:05:28,529 -So where's the party? -It's in Massapequa. 60 00:05:28,779 --> 00:05:34,452 Massapequa, it sounds magical. Is it steeped in Native American history? 61 00:05:34,660 --> 00:05:38,164 Well, there is an Arby's in the shape of a tepee. 62 00:05:38,456 --> 00:05:41,125 I've got my notes. You got the presents? 63 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:45,337 -I've got the car keys. -We're driving? Aces. 64 00:05:48,132 --> 00:05:52,303 -So he seems like a nice guy. -Yeah, I like him a lot. 65 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:57,475 -You want to hang back and take a cab? -Okay, otherwise I'm not going. 66 00:06:05,983 --> 00:06:09,361 -Hey, Mom. -This is such a great party! 67 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:14,700 Thirty-five years. Impressive. Do you have any pearls of wisdom? 68 00:06:15,201 --> 00:06:19,997 -Jack? -Why serve food on such a sharp stick? 69 00:06:20,206 --> 00:06:23,709 It's a good question, Dad. It's a good question. 70 00:06:25,461 --> 00:06:29,840 -Congratulations, you two. -Thank you, we're so excited. 71 00:06:30,049 --> 00:06:33,719 And also, congratulations on your wedding. 72 00:06:34,678 --> 00:06:38,557 -Can we talk to you for just a moment? -Yeah. 73 00:06:40,101 --> 00:06:41,852 It's just a little thing. 74 00:06:42,061 --> 00:06:47,942 While we think it's marvelous you're having this baby out of wedlock.. 75 00:06:48,526 --> 00:06:51,403 our friends are less open-minded. 76 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:54,198 -We told them you're married. -What? 77 00:06:54,406 --> 00:06:56,867 Thanks for going along with this. 78 00:06:57,993 --> 00:07:02,414 -We have to pretend that we're married? -I had to shave my ears. 79 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:03,916 You can do this. 80 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,753 -Can you believe that? -I know. 81 00:07:08,045 --> 00:07:12,383 If you do the ears, you may as well take a pass at the nose. 82 00:07:12,591 --> 00:07:15,886 I don't want to have to lie about being married. 83 00:07:16,095 --> 00:07:20,015 I don't either. But it's their party, and it's one night. 84 00:07:20,224 --> 00:07:22,768 We don't have to lie. We won't talk. 85 00:07:23,018 --> 00:07:26,313 If it comes up, we'll smile, we'll nod along.. 86 00:07:26,564 --> 00:07:27,606 -Ross? -Rachel? 87 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:31,110 Hi, Aunt Lisa. Uncle Dan. 88 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:36,240 Congratulations on the baby and on the wedding. 89 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:42,121 -Here's something to start you out. -How's marriage treating you? 90 00:07:42,746 --> 00:07:45,916 -Unbelievable. It's great! -We love marriage. 91 00:07:46,125 --> 00:07:47,543 We'll see you later. 92 00:07:47,751 --> 00:07:49,962 -Hey! -Hi! 93 00:07:50,462 --> 00:07:53,924 Can I just say, Monica, that your driving is exquisite. 94 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:57,553 Thanks. Like I said before, I pretty much just stayed in the lines.. 95 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,263 and tried not to hit anybody. 96 00:08:00,890 --> 00:08:03,934 What a beautiful place. What a great night. 97 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:09,565 I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C.. 98 00:08:10,441 --> 00:08:14,820 I feel so lucky. Think of the good times that happened here. 99 00:08:14,987 --> 00:08:20,117 The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs, both bar and bat! 100 00:08:21,118 --> 00:08:25,247 None will compare with tonight. I don't want to forget it. 101 00:08:25,456 --> 00:08:30,711 It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. Click. 102 00:08:31,503 --> 00:08:34,590 I don't think the flash went off. 103 00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:40,554 -I'm gonna find the men's room. -I'll go with you. 104 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:43,224 Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun.. 105 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:46,101 and a huge butterfly net looking for that man. 106 00:08:47,645 --> 00:08:52,483 I have to go too, but I don't want him complimenting my thing. 107 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,527 Glad we weren't in the car. Did he let up? 108 00:08:55,736 --> 00:09:00,032 He called the Long Island Expressway a "concrete miracle." 109 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:03,494 This room. This night. 110 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:09,667 That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! 111 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,502 Sorry. 112 00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:18,592 Were you guys making fun of Parker? 113 00:09:18,842 --> 00:09:22,346 That depends, how much did you hear? 114 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:27,142 He's a little enthusiastic. What's wrong with that? 115 00:09:27,309 --> 00:09:30,312 -It's so much. -Well, so what? I like him. 116 00:09:30,521 --> 00:09:34,692 Do I make fun of the people you date? Tag, Janice, Mona. 117 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:39,280 No, because friends don't do that. Do you want my opinion? 118 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:45,953 Your collective dating record reads like a who's who of human crap! 119 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:50,749 -I feel terrible. -I know. 120 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,794 What was wrong with Mona? 121 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:00,592 -Open it, open it, open it. -Yeah, baby! 122 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:04,680 So we never got to hear about your wedding. 123 00:10:04,888 --> 00:10:10,978 -We were surprised we weren't invited. -No, it was a small wedding. 124 00:10:11,145 --> 00:10:15,899 But it was beautiful. It was small, but kind of spectacular. 125 00:10:16,108 --> 00:10:20,904 -Where did you have it? -On a cliff in Barbados, at sunset. 126 00:10:21,155 --> 00:10:26,368 And Stevie Wonder sang " Isn't She Lovely" as I walked down the aisle. 127 00:10:26,577 --> 00:10:30,581 -Stevie's a family friend. -Oh, my God. That's amazing. 128 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:34,626 -I'd love to see pictures. -Yeah, so would I. 129 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:40,382 You wouldn't think Annie Liebowitz would forget to put film in the camera. 130 00:10:41,717 --> 00:10:44,219 Would you excuse us for a second? 131 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:53,312 -What are you doing? -What? This may be my only wedding. 132 00:10:54,188 --> 00:10:57,941 -And I want it to be amazing. -Okay. 133 00:10:58,192 --> 00:11:02,529 -Maybe I rode in on a Harley. -Ross, it has to be realistic. 134 00:11:07,576 --> 00:11:11,705 Say, are you okay? You seem kind of quiet. 135 00:11:11,914 --> 00:11:17,628 -No, I'm fine. I'm great. I'm with you. -And I'm with you. What a great time! 136 00:11:19,129 --> 00:11:22,091 Look at this plate bouncy thing. 137 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:27,554 What an inspired solution to man's plate-dispensing problems. 138 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:31,392 Oysters! Let me feed you. That's not necessary. 139 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,102 -Please? -I don't eat.. 140 00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:36,688 -I won't quit until you try one. -Okay, fine. 141 00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:42,403 -Good. -What're they like? I've never had one. 142 00:11:44,405 --> 00:11:46,740 -Try one. -They look too weird. 143 00:11:49,827 --> 00:11:51,703 I know, I know. 144 00:11:53,997 --> 00:11:57,084 Listen, your family is really starting to warm up to me. 145 00:11:57,251 --> 00:11:59,461 You just kissed the caterer. 146 00:12:01,296 --> 00:12:06,009 -What are you doing? -Going over my toast. 147 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:11,390 I can't wait. They'll cry so hard, they'll be fighting for breath. 148 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:16,228 If you want to, I could just hold them down and you could just.. 149 00:12:17,312 --> 00:12:22,401 And my veil was lace, made by blind Belgian nuns. 150 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:26,071 -Blind? -Not at first, but it's intricate work. 151 00:12:26,321 --> 00:12:30,576 They said even though they lost their sight, it was worth it. 152 00:12:30,993 --> 00:12:34,371 -I bet you looked beautiful. -Well, I don't know. 153 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:39,585 But there were some people that said I looked like a floating angel. 154 00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:44,631 -How did you propose? -Oh, yeah, that's a great story. 155 00:12:45,716 --> 00:12:49,928 Well, actually, I took her to the planetarium. 156 00:12:50,304 --> 00:12:53,974 That's where we had our first date. 157 00:12:54,391 --> 00:12:58,937 I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower. 158 00:12:59,605 --> 00:13:03,358 -That is so sweet! -I want to hear the rest! 159 00:13:04,902 --> 00:13:09,823 Then Fred Astaire singing, "The Way You Look Tonight" came on.. 160 00:13:10,032 --> 00:13:12,993 the lights came down, I got on one knee.. 161 00:13:13,243 --> 00:13:17,581 and written across the dome, in the stars, were the words: 162 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,459 "Will you marry me?" 163 00:13:21,376 --> 00:13:25,422 And the ring was the size of my fist. 164 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,052 Hey, Phoebe? Look.. 165 00:13:31,595 --> 00:13:35,265 I want to apologize. Okay? We were being jerks. 166 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:39,561 -Parker's nice, I'd like to know him. -You better do it now. 167 00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:42,231 -Why? -Because I'm gonna kill him. 168 00:13:42,439 --> 00:13:47,152 -What? -He's too excited about everything. 169 00:13:47,361 --> 00:13:51,740 I'm all for living, but this is the Gellers' 35th anniversary. 170 00:13:51,949 --> 00:13:54,993 Let's call a spade a spade. This party stinks. 171 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,120 I'm having the worst time. 172 00:13:57,287 --> 00:14:01,458 There was a line for the buffet, and when I got to the plates.. 173 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:04,878 I slipped on a giant booger. 174 00:14:07,005 --> 00:14:10,133 Are you sure it wasn't an oyster? 175 00:14:10,968 --> 00:14:13,887 It could've been. I didn't look at it. 176 00:14:14,096 --> 00:14:18,058 I wiped it on Chandler's coat and got the hell out. 177 00:14:18,308 --> 00:14:22,229 I thought he was a great guy. I was so excited about him. 178 00:14:22,437 --> 00:14:25,899 Well, hey, you should be excited about him. 179 00:14:26,108 --> 00:14:28,443 There's nothing wrong with him. 180 00:14:28,652 --> 00:14:30,654 -You think? -Yeah, know what? 181 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:34,616 -We were all just being too negative. -You're right. 182 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:39,913 He's just embracing life. We could all stand to be more like Parker. 183 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,709 You know what? I'm like him! I'm a positive person! 184 00:14:44,126 --> 00:14:47,170 -Actually, you have an edge. -What's that? 185 00:14:49,298 --> 00:14:52,050 -Oh, it's Parker! -Look, the Bunny Hop! 186 00:14:52,301 --> 00:14:53,927 -Oh, I love it! -You do? 187 00:14:54,136 --> 00:14:58,849 Are you kidding? People acting like animals to music? Come on! 188 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:03,478 Okay, it's time for the toast. 189 00:15:03,645 --> 00:15:08,442 I know normally Ross gives the toast, but this year I'll do it. 190 00:15:09,818 --> 00:15:13,363 No, it's gonna be great. Really. 191 00:15:14,197 --> 00:15:15,616 Okay. 192 00:15:15,866 --> 00:15:20,203 Mom, Dad, when I got married.. 193 00:15:20,454 --> 00:15:26,501 the thing that made me sure I could do it was the example you two set. 194 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:30,797 For that, and other things, I want to thank you. 195 00:15:31,006 --> 00:15:34,968 I know I probably don't say it enough.. 196 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,471 but I love you. 197 00:15:48,357 --> 00:15:54,946 When I look around, I'm saddened by the thought of those who could not be here. 198 00:15:55,280 --> 00:16:00,619 Nana, my beloved grandmother, who would so want to be here. 199 00:16:00,911 --> 00:16:02,746 But she can't.. 200 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,623 because she's dead. 201 00:16:08,418 --> 00:16:11,338 As is our dog, Chi-Chi. 202 00:16:13,382 --> 00:16:16,385 I mean, look how cute she is.. was. 203 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,556 Do me a favor, pass this to my parents. 204 00:16:21,765 --> 00:16:26,853 Remember she's dead, okay? Her and Nana, gone. 205 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,526 Wow! 206 00:16:37,406 --> 00:16:39,324 Does anybody remember when.. 207 00:16:39,574 --> 00:16:45,122 Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? 208 00:16:46,581 --> 00:16:48,083 Didn't see that? 209 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:51,545 No movie fans?! 210 00:16:53,338 --> 00:16:55,465 You want to hear something sad? 211 00:16:55,716 --> 00:16:59,970 I was watching a 60 Minutes piece on orphans in Romania.. 212 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:05,267 who have been so neglected that they were incapable of love. 213 00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:14,025 You people are made of stone! 214 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:17,571 Here's to Mom and Dad. Whatever! 215 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:27,414 Thank you, Monica. That was interesting. 216 00:17:27,664 --> 00:17:32,377 -Wasn't it interesting, Jack? -Why don't I remember this dog? 217 00:17:34,713 --> 00:17:37,924 Ross? Why don't you give us your toast now? 218 00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:42,012 Oh, no, Mom. It's just Monica this year. 219 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:46,641 You're not saying anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary? 220 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,895 No, of course. 221 00:17:52,689 --> 00:17:58,236 Everybody? I just wanted to say.. 222 00:17:58,487 --> 00:18:01,656 on behalf of my new bride, Rachel.. 223 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:08,872 and myself, that if.. 224 00:18:09,623 --> 00:18:15,045 if in 35 years, we're half as happy as you guys are.. 225 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:19,508 we'll count ourselves the luckiest people in the world. 226 00:18:20,008 --> 00:18:21,968 Oh, Ross. 227 00:18:25,013 --> 00:18:29,643 I just wish Nana were alive to hear Ross' toast. 228 00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:40,153 My God, what a fantastically well-lit hallway. 229 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:46,201 Can I get you something to drink, like a water and Valium? 230 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:50,705 I must say, this apartment, it's.. there are no words. 231 00:18:50,914 --> 00:18:53,542 -Thank God. -It's a haven. 232 00:18:53,792 --> 00:18:59,089 -A third-floor paradise, a modern Eden. -Yeah, I know, I know. Gotcha. 233 00:18:59,297 --> 00:19:05,720 Listen, why don't we just sit and relax, just be with each other quietly. 234 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,306 That sounds great. 235 00:19:09,099 --> 00:19:13,019 This is the most comfortable couch I've ever sat on. 236 00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:16,189 Let's try something. Let's play a game. 237 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,150 -I love games. -Shocking. 238 00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:23,113 Let's play the game of.. 239 00:19:23,738 --> 00:19:27,284 who can stay quiet the longest. 240 00:19:27,951 --> 00:19:29,452 Or Jenga. 241 00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:37,085 Let's play this one first, and remember, whoever talks first loses. 242 00:19:40,505 --> 00:19:45,010 -I lose, now Jenga. -Oh, my God. 243 00:19:46,011 --> 00:19:49,222 -Is something wrong? -You know the word "wrong"? 244 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,017 Everything isn't perfect or magical? 245 00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:55,979 Everything isn't aglow with the light of fairies? 246 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,523 They were just brake lights, Parker! 247 00:19:58,690 --> 00:20:02,736 Excuse me for putting a good spin on a traffic jam. 248 00:20:03,528 --> 00:20:06,740 You don't have to put a good spin on everything! 249 00:20:06,948 --> 00:20:11,703 -I'm sorry. I'm a positive person. -No, I'm a positive person. 250 00:20:11,953 --> 00:20:16,082 You are like Santa Claus on Prozac. 251 00:20:16,374 --> 00:20:19,961 At Disneyland, getting laid! 252 00:20:20,921 --> 00:20:25,008 You want me to be negative? You want me to be less happy? 253 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,260 Much less happy. 254 00:20:27,636 --> 00:20:31,598 Fine. Well, then to quote Ross, "I better be going." 255 00:20:33,558 --> 00:20:35,518 So long! 256 00:20:35,894 --> 00:20:41,066 Don't let the "best door in the world" hit you in the ass on your way out. 257 00:20:45,028 --> 00:20:49,658 Isn't this the most incredible fight you've had in your life? 258 00:20:52,327 --> 00:20:58,500 We could've gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar. 259 00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:00,585 It just isn't feasible. 260 00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:06,383 But a dove placing the ring on your finger would've been no problem. 261 00:21:07,842 --> 00:21:13,056 -It was fun being married to you. -Yeah, and it was an easy 400 bucks. 262 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:18,144 -Okay, Ross, can I ask you something? -Yeah. 263 00:21:18,395 --> 00:21:23,024 -That proposal at the planetarium? -I know, I know. It was stupid. 264 00:21:23,233 --> 00:21:29,155 Are you kidding? With the lilies, and the song and the stars? 265 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:34,411 It was really wonderful. Did you just make that up? 266 00:21:35,203 --> 00:21:37,872 I thought of it when we were going out. 267 00:21:38,123 --> 00:21:42,836 That's how I imagined I would ask you to marry me. 268 00:21:43,753 --> 00:21:45,338 Wow. 269 00:21:46,256 --> 00:21:50,760 Well, that would've been very hard to say no to. 270 00:21:53,722 --> 00:21:59,185 It's a good thing I didn't do it, it sounds like a very expensive wedding. 271 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:09,112 -Okay, good night. -Good night. 272 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:16,369 Even if the sidecar had a windscreen to protect your hair? 273 00:22:16,578 --> 00:22:19,914 -I will think about it. -That's all I'm asking. 274 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,503 Okay, that's it. I give up. 275 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:29,340 At Mom and Dad's 40th anniversary, you give the speech. 276 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:33,303 You know, I don't understand why they didn't cry. 277 00:22:33,511 --> 00:22:36,598 -Come on. -That stuff you said about true love? 278 00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:41,352 You were right. We did learn a lot from Mom and Dad. 279 00:22:41,603 --> 00:22:45,315 That picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. 280 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:51,988 And what you said about Nana? Yeah, she really would've wanted to be there. 281 00:22:52,447 --> 00:22:54,908 And you know what? 282 00:22:55,992 --> 00:22:58,119 I think she was. 283 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:03,249 Oh, good God, Ross, how the hell do you do it?