1 00:00:02,912 --> 00:00:04,580 -Oh! Hey, Rach! -Hi. 2 00:00:04,789 --> 00:00:07,583 -Happy Valentine's Day! -You too! 3 00:00:07,750 --> 00:00:09,335 How's living at Ross'? 4 00:00:09,544 --> 00:00:15,174 It's good, except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. 5 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:20,847 Something really boring happened to someone ugly in the Middle Ages. 6 00:00:21,681 --> 00:00:24,559 Oh, thank you. I'll see you guys later. 7 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:31,607 That is one lucky to-go cup of coffee. 8 00:00:33,693 --> 00:00:37,363 I wish you would get over her. I hate seeing you like this. 9 00:00:37,613 --> 00:00:42,285 Is there anything I can do for you? Do you wanna look down my top? 10 00:00:42,493 --> 00:00:44,328 Thanks. Maybe later. 11 00:00:45,621 --> 00:00:48,875 -Gunther, can I get a scone? -Want anything? 12 00:00:49,125 --> 00:00:51,252 I want a lot of things. 13 00:00:51,544 --> 00:00:54,213 I wanna be with the woman I love on Valentine's Day. 14 00:00:54,589 --> 00:00:56,382 I want her to love me back. 15 00:00:56,632 --> 00:01:02,346 And I want relief from the wrenching pain of knowing that won't happen! 16 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:05,057 We have red bagels. 17 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:09,228 Okay. 18 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:50,686 So how do you guys like living together so far? 19 00:01:50,853 --> 00:01:52,563 -Oh, it's been good. -Yeah. 20 00:01:52,730 --> 00:01:55,191 Except Ross is more uptight about crumbs than you are. 21 00:01:55,358 --> 00:01:57,944 There was a drumstick in the couch. 22 00:01:59,403 --> 00:02:01,697 And I am not uptight about crumbs. 23 00:02:01,864 --> 00:02:03,324 It's just that, you know.. 24 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:06,452 crumbs attract mice. And mice leave droppings. 25 00:02:06,619 --> 00:02:08,538 And that's how the plague started. 26 00:02:09,705 --> 00:02:11,332 So you wanna relive that again.. 27 00:02:11,791 --> 00:02:13,584 Mice didn't start the plague. 28 00:02:13,751 --> 00:02:14,961 Rats did. 29 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:17,463 Rattus norvegicus, to be exact. 30 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:21,592 Oh, good God, Ross. 31 00:02:22,593 --> 00:02:24,220 Nick at Nite, once in a while. 32 00:02:26,764 --> 00:02:28,057 All right, I'm going. Bye. 33 00:02:28,224 --> 00:02:29,475 Phoebe, will you wait here? 34 00:02:29,642 --> 00:02:31,727 -I wanna get your opinion on something. -Yeah. 35 00:02:32,687 --> 00:02:35,273 How does Mona feel about Rachel moving in? 36 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,608 I'm on my way to tell her. 37 00:02:37,817 --> 00:02:40,820 She's been away all week, but she'll be cool. 38 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:42,738 She's been so supportive. 39 00:02:42,905 --> 00:02:47,451 She even got the baby a T-shirt that says "Fossils are my friends." 40 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:51,789 Come on, Mona. Don't kiss ass. 41 00:02:52,164 --> 00:02:53,958 So I'm gonna take off. 42 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:58,296 Oh, shoot! Oh, shoot! Rachel wanted to see this tape. 43 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:01,257 -What is it? -My friend giving birth. 44 00:03:01,507 --> 00:03:04,176 Could you take it to your apartment? 45 00:03:04,427 --> 00:03:07,346 "Candy and Cookie"? 46 00:03:07,597 --> 00:03:10,182 Candy's the mom, Cookie's the daughter. 47 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:12,727 The father's name is also Cookie. 48 00:03:14,687 --> 00:03:17,565 Why am I friends with these people? 49 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:19,483 Phoebe, come here. 50 00:03:19,650 --> 00:03:21,736 I wanna show you something in the bathroom. 51 00:03:21,944 --> 00:03:23,529 Monica, grow up. 52 00:03:25,197 --> 00:03:31,370 -What's behind your back? -Something I want Phoebe's opinion on. 53 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:34,415 -You don't want my opinion? -Not really. 54 00:03:34,624 --> 00:03:37,418 Come on, I'm your older brother. Ask me. 55 00:03:37,627 --> 00:03:39,420 Okay, big brother. 56 00:03:39,629 --> 00:03:45,051 Which one would make your best friend want to do your little sister? 57 00:03:50,723 --> 00:03:52,391 The red one. 58 00:03:58,856 --> 00:04:00,066 Hey. 59 00:04:00,358 --> 00:04:04,779 I know you're depressed, so I brought someone to cheer you up. 60 00:04:04,987 --> 00:04:08,574 Right outside is a real, live, furry playmate. 61 00:04:08,783 --> 00:04:11,953 I'm not sleeping with your friend Jane again. 62 00:04:15,748 --> 00:04:18,918 Hey, a dog! 63 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:22,588 Who, you gotta admit, looks a lot like Jane. 64 00:04:23,005 --> 00:04:27,593 He's the happiest dog ever. I borrowed him from my friend Wendy. 65 00:04:27,885 --> 00:04:30,888 So you can keep him till he cheers you up. 66 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:33,432 I borrow him myself from time to time.. 67 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:35,476 when I get depressed thinking about.. 68 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:37,186 world hunger, poverty.. 69 00:04:37,353 --> 00:04:40,147 Not to trivialize your pain. 70 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:44,568 Thanks so much, Pheebs. We are gonna have so much fun! 71 00:04:44,777 --> 00:04:46,737 Oh, not that kind of fun. 72 00:04:53,995 --> 00:04:56,330 Happy Valentine's! 73 00:04:56,706 --> 00:05:02,962 I'm slipping into something a bit less comfortable and a bit more slutty. 74 00:05:05,464 --> 00:05:08,217 "Candy and Cookie"? 75 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,973 "Candy and Cookie"?! 76 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:16,559 Monica got me porn? 77 00:05:17,935 --> 00:05:20,896 Girl-on-girl porn?! 78 00:05:21,814 --> 00:05:24,233 She really must love me! 79 00:05:34,410 --> 00:05:38,456 -Yeah, just relax. -I love you, St. Valentine. 80 00:05:46,047 --> 00:05:48,924 Whoa, whoa, that's not pretty. 81 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:51,635 Now push! 82 00:05:53,137 --> 00:05:55,264 Oh, God, it hurts! 83 00:05:55,473 --> 00:05:58,851 Worst porn ever! Worst porn ever! 84 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:03,230 -Oh, make it stop! -I am trying! 85 00:06:05,483 --> 00:06:07,818 Get the ball. Ready? Get the ball! 86 00:06:08,277 --> 00:06:10,988 You're cute, but you're not too smart. 87 00:06:14,825 --> 00:06:17,369 Did I just throw this? 88 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:20,289 -Hi. -Hi. 89 00:06:20,498 --> 00:06:23,876 I accidentally packed these with my stuff. 90 00:06:24,085 --> 00:06:27,296 -Who is this? -Phoebe's friend's dog. 91 00:06:27,505 --> 00:06:30,883 I don't know his real name. I call him Mozzarella. 92 00:06:32,134 --> 00:06:37,181 You are so cute. I wish I could play, but I've gotta go to work. 93 00:06:37,389 --> 00:06:41,811 I hope I stop talking like this before my meeting. Yes, I do. 94 00:06:42,645 --> 00:06:45,731 Bye-bye, Joey. Seriously, I can't stop it. 95 00:06:48,692 --> 00:06:50,611 Come here! Hey! 96 00:06:52,071 --> 00:06:55,324 That's Rachel. She used to live here. 97 00:06:55,533 --> 00:06:59,495 Might as well be honest with you. We love her. 98 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:02,373 But we can't have her. 99 00:07:03,124 --> 00:07:05,251 I really miss her. 100 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:09,547 Hey, you understand, right? You're a guy. 101 00:07:10,172 --> 00:07:12,591 Well, you used to be. 102 00:07:22,685 --> 00:07:25,104 So, what do you think? 103 00:07:27,356 --> 00:07:29,024 I've still got it. 104 00:07:30,025 --> 00:07:32,778 -Why did you get me this? -What is it? 105 00:07:32,987 --> 00:07:37,825 It's yelling, bleeding, dilating. 106 00:07:39,118 --> 00:07:41,453 Oh, the dilating! 107 00:07:42,580 --> 00:07:47,543 Is this the video of the birth? It's Phoebe's. Why were you watching it? 108 00:07:52,089 --> 00:07:56,260 I thought maybe you got me porn for Valentine's Day. 109 00:07:57,469 --> 00:08:02,016 If you thought I was gonna get you porn for Valentine's Day.. 110 00:08:02,224 --> 00:08:04,184 you were right. 111 00:08:05,269 --> 00:08:09,565 It's about a girl who moves to the city in search of stardom.. 112 00:08:09,732 --> 00:08:13,110 but ends up having sex with a lot of guys. 113 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,778 It got four stars. 114 00:08:15,029 --> 00:08:17,406 Wait a minute. Those aren't stars. 115 00:08:19,116 --> 00:08:21,869 -Anyway, you wanna take a look? -Well.. 116 00:08:22,036 --> 00:08:27,291 -I'm not really in a sexy mood. -Hey, what's going on? 117 00:08:27,499 --> 00:08:30,419 Remember the first time you saw Jaws.. 118 00:08:30,669 --> 00:08:34,673 how long it took to go back in the water? 119 00:08:36,508 --> 00:08:39,637 We can't let this tape wreck Valentine's Day. 120 00:08:40,137 --> 00:08:41,639 You gotta get past it. 121 00:08:41,805 --> 00:08:43,098 Just get back on the horse. 122 00:08:43,265 --> 00:08:47,227 Otherwise, the horse is gonna go into the bedroom and change into her sweatpants. 123 00:08:48,312 --> 00:08:53,651 -Okay, you don't know. You didn't see it. -Childbirth is beautiful. 124 00:08:53,859 --> 00:08:56,362 Oh, beautiful? Really? 125 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:59,073 You think this is beautiful? 126 00:09:02,868 --> 00:09:06,705 Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me! 127 00:09:08,666 --> 00:09:11,460 -See, honey, there's.. -Don't touch me! 128 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,548 -Hi! -Hey! 129 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,802 -How was Atlantic City? -Good. 130 00:09:20,094 --> 00:09:22,554 I brought you back a present. 131 00:09:22,805 --> 00:09:24,598 You didn't have to.. 132 00:09:24,890 --> 00:09:27,101 Saltwater taffy?! 133 00:09:28,018 --> 00:09:29,895 Thanks. 134 00:09:30,104 --> 00:09:32,982 Interestingly, it isn't made with seawater. 135 00:09:33,148 --> 00:09:36,402 It's actually made with salted fresh water. 136 00:09:38,070 --> 00:09:40,447 That's not interesting. 137 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:44,076 -I think it's interesting. -Me too. I missed you! 138 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,244 Me too. 139 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,288 -How was your week? -Good. 140 00:09:48,122 --> 00:09:50,916 -The baby started kicking. -How exciting! 141 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:55,963 It was amazing. The only thing is, I wasn't there the first time. 142 00:09:56,130 --> 00:10:00,259 -Oh, no. -I was missing out on all this stuff. 143 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:05,514 -Joey suggested Rachel move in with me. -Yeah, right. 144 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:09,393 -What? -Joey cracks me up. 145 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:13,647 "Have your ex-wife move in. That wouldn't be awkward." 146 00:10:18,610 --> 00:10:20,946 Imagine, I go away for a few days.. 147 00:10:21,155 --> 00:10:25,034 and my boyfriend is living with a woman he got pregnant. 148 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:30,289 So, what'd you tell him? 149 00:10:41,717 --> 00:10:44,428 You didn't tell Mona Rachel moved in? 150 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:48,265 She seemed to think it was such a crazy idea. 151 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:52,561 Plus, she got me taffy. 152 00:10:52,770 --> 00:10:55,606 -Really? I've never had any. -Ever? 153 00:10:55,814 --> 00:11:00,694 My mom was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. 154 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,946 Thank you. 155 00:11:03,947 --> 00:11:05,699 Are you gonna tell her? 156 00:11:05,908 --> 00:11:08,619 I will. I want to butter her up first. 157 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:13,332 I'm gonna take her to dinner, do all this romantic stuff. 158 00:11:13,582 --> 00:11:16,752 When she thinks I'm the best boyfriend ever.. 159 00:11:17,002 --> 00:11:21,006 I'll tell her my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me. 160 00:11:21,215 --> 00:11:26,136 If I haven't said it before, she's a lucky, lucky lady. 161 00:11:27,221 --> 00:11:31,183 So where are..? What the crap is up with this stuff? 162 00:11:33,394 --> 00:11:37,064 Is it gum? Is it food? What's the deal? 163 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,819 Oh, it's nice. May I try a pink one? 164 00:11:44,530 --> 00:11:48,075 So I just have to plan the perfect night. 165 00:11:48,242 --> 00:11:50,285 Hey, what's the best date you ever had? 166 00:11:50,786 --> 00:11:54,039 Last year, Greg Hayman took me to a very nice sushi dinner. 167 00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:57,126 Then we took a romantic walk to a nearby research lab.. 168 00:11:57,292 --> 00:11:59,878 where we trashed the place and freed 20 monkeys. 169 00:12:02,214 --> 00:12:05,717 I knew it! I knew I wasn't crazy! 170 00:12:06,301 --> 00:12:09,763 Last year, a monkey did attack me at the bus stop! 171 00:12:12,474 --> 00:12:17,771 So between her and me being friends, and her history with Ross.. 172 00:12:18,063 --> 00:12:20,065 it just isn't gonna happen. 173 00:12:20,315 --> 00:12:24,570 It'd be like you falling in love with a cat. 174 00:12:25,487 --> 00:12:28,073 -Hey. -Hey. 175 00:12:28,323 --> 00:12:32,995 How's my favorite dog, huh? How's my favorite dog? 176 00:12:33,871 --> 00:12:35,581 You're subdued. 177 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:39,585 -Did you give him a beer? -No. 178 00:12:40,085 --> 00:12:43,755 -Will you excuse us? We need to talk. -Sure. 179 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,967 Oh, me, right. 180 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:53,473 -He's miserable. What happened to him? -Nothing. 181 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,101 -We talked about stuff. -What stuff? 182 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,729 Rachel stuff. 183 00:12:59,313 --> 00:13:04,735 Oh, Joey, you bummed him out! This is the happiest dog in the world. 184 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:07,404 He spends a day with you, and look! 185 00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:11,116 He's breathing. 186 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,621 Okay, well, he's watching us so just look happy, okay? 187 00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,004 -I'll take him to Wendy's. -He's fine. 188 00:13:24,213 --> 00:13:25,339 Look. 189 00:13:25,547 --> 00:13:26,965 Here's your ball! 190 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:30,469 Get your ball! Get your ball! 191 00:13:30,802 --> 00:13:32,971 Get.. 192 00:13:34,139 --> 00:13:35,390 Of course. 193 00:13:35,557 --> 00:13:37,476 You don't want a tennis ball. 194 00:13:37,643 --> 00:13:40,646 Not when you can have a meatball. 195 00:13:42,523 --> 00:13:44,566 Come on, get the meatball. 196 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,697 God, what have I done to you? 197 00:13:50,948 --> 00:13:54,576 I broke the dog, Pheebs! I broke the dog! 198 00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:00,999 Thanks. 199 00:14:06,588 --> 00:14:10,676 I'm going to pick up Mona. What are you doing tonight? 200 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,345 Oh, I got big Valentine's plans. 201 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:17,849 I got my Chinese food on the way, and your saltwater taffy. 202 00:14:18,308 --> 00:14:22,312 Interestingly, it isn't made with seawater.. 203 00:14:22,521 --> 00:14:25,816 We actually watched the documentary together. 204 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:30,195 Oh, my Chinese food. I'll get my cash. 205 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:37,035 Mona? 206 00:14:38,328 --> 00:14:40,872 What are..? Hi! How are you? 207 00:14:41,206 --> 00:14:43,625 I'm supposed to pick you up. 208 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:47,713 I made you a Valentine's dinner. Surprise! 209 00:14:51,216 --> 00:14:55,595 -Oh! Hey, Mona! -Hi, Rachel. 210 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,889 What's she doing here? 211 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,434 I have no idea. 212 00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:04,730 I'll be watching TV if anybody needs me. 213 00:15:05,439 --> 00:15:06,857 What is she doing? 214 00:15:07,065 --> 00:15:10,402 Lately she just likes hanging out here. 215 00:15:10,652 --> 00:15:13,947 -Why? -I think she's lonely. 216 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:18,076 But it's Valentine's Day. Can't we ask her to go? 217 00:15:18,368 --> 00:15:21,621 Well, no, she's way too emotional. 218 00:15:21,913 --> 00:15:25,250 And by emotional, I mean crazy! 219 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,797 That's just my Chinese food. 220 00:15:31,006 --> 00:15:33,008 She has food delivered here? 221 00:15:33,258 --> 00:15:38,013 Yes, she's emotional, but ballsy. 222 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:44,102 I'm gonna get in my sweats and eat this in bed. 223 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:50,942 And you thought she was gonna be in our way! 224 00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:55,822 Open the champagne, and I will be right back. 225 00:15:56,114 --> 00:16:00,410 -I've got a surprise. -You got another ex-wife back there? 226 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,914 Please start drinking. 227 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:12,172 -I'm just gonna grab the phone. -Rachel, wait. 228 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:16,051 I hope you don't take this the wrong way. 229 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:19,638 -What are you doing? -Do you need the phone? 230 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,682 No. 231 00:16:21,932 --> 00:16:25,852 Ross is too nice to say it, but this is his apartment. 232 00:16:26,061 --> 00:16:30,440 We need boundaries, so why don't you go back to your place. 233 00:16:30,649 --> 00:16:33,652 But, Mona, I live here. 234 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:39,533 Happy Valentine's Day! 235 00:16:43,829 --> 00:16:48,375 Or, something to remember me by. 236 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,970 -How long has it been this time? -Ninety seconds. 237 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:04,015 Ninety seconds is a long time not to think about it. 238 00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:06,977 Except all I did was think about it. 239 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,854 I know. It haunts me. 240 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:14,860 Till now, the worst thing I'd seen was my dad doing shots off the houseboy. 241 00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:19,239 After this, I would gladly make that my screen saver. 242 00:17:19,531 --> 00:17:24,536 We have to get past this. We'll pretend it never existed. 243 00:17:25,036 --> 00:17:26,204 I could do that. 244 00:17:31,585 --> 00:17:35,213 Now all we gotta do is get rid of this chair. 245 00:17:49,603 --> 00:17:52,063 -Oh, thank God! -I know. 246 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,232 Come in! 247 00:17:54,399 --> 00:17:57,486 Hi. I'm sorry to barge in on your Valentine. 248 00:17:57,652 --> 00:18:01,448 I had to get away from the yelling. Mona's dumping Ross. 249 00:18:01,656 --> 00:18:04,034 -Oh, my God. -Poor Ross. 250 00:18:07,621 --> 00:18:12,626 We watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes. 251 00:18:14,085 --> 00:18:17,255 You know that birthing tape you wanted to see? 252 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,548 It's here. 253 00:18:18,757 --> 00:18:22,844 We should warn you before you watch it. Don't watch it. 254 00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:25,597 You saw it? Is it scary? 255 00:18:25,806 --> 00:18:29,309 It's ironic how footage of someone being born.. 256 00:18:29,559 --> 00:18:32,562 can make you want to kill yourself. 257 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:37,526 Honey, she may not have to watch it but she's going to have to do it. 258 00:18:37,692 --> 00:18:41,696 Now I'm all freaked out. Will you watch it with me? 259 00:18:41,947 --> 00:18:46,535 No, but I'll leave a sweater that smells like me right next to you. 260 00:18:47,202 --> 00:18:49,037 Monica, come on. You want to have kids. 261 00:18:49,204 --> 00:18:51,081 I do. 262 00:18:51,248 --> 00:18:53,667 But the stork is gonna bring mine. 263 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:58,547 Seriously, you're not gonna make me watch this alone. 264 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,386 She's right. Of course not. 265 00:19:04,594 --> 00:19:06,763 Honey, get the tape. 266 00:19:13,812 --> 00:19:17,816 This reminds me of a very specific part of the tape. 267 00:19:18,608 --> 00:19:22,153 Oh, sure. But if you leave a drumstick under there and you're a bad roommate. 268 00:19:24,865 --> 00:19:25,991 Here we go. 269 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,867 Okay. 270 00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:31,663 Oh, my. 271 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,333 Come on, come on. 272 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,878 Why is that baby torturing that woman? 273 00:19:39,087 --> 00:19:42,591 Why have I seen this thing three times? 274 00:19:44,593 --> 00:19:45,844 It's beautiful. 275 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:51,683 -It's horrible! -I know, I know! I'm so sorry for you! 276 00:19:52,601 --> 00:19:55,437 What do I do? I don't want to do this! How do I get out of it? 277 00:19:56,730 --> 00:20:00,901 -You guys! You guys, look! -What? Did her ass explode? 278 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:06,531 No, the baby's out. Look. 279 00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:12,370 Look at those little fingers and toes. 280 00:20:12,621 --> 00:20:14,706 Look how happy the mom is now. 281 00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:20,337 -Oh, Rach. -Screw you! You don't have to do it! 282 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,217 -Hey. -Hey! 283 00:20:26,509 --> 00:20:30,055 -What's up? -Mona just dumped me. 284 00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:33,058 Oh, man, I'm sorry. Why? 285 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:37,729 Lately, I haven't exactly been the perfect boyfriend. 286 00:20:37,938 --> 00:20:40,565 I didn't tell her I got Rachel pregnant. 287 00:20:40,857 --> 00:20:45,904 I gave her a key to my apartment and then had the locks changed. 288 00:20:46,196 --> 00:20:49,699 Then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. 289 00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:54,871 In a way, I judge her for not breaking up with me sooner. 290 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,875 That really sucks. Especially on Valentine's Day. 291 00:20:59,084 --> 00:21:02,754 Wait a minute. What are you doing here? 292 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,882 Joey without a date on Valentine's Day? 293 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:09,427 What's going on, huh? Girl trouble? 294 00:21:10,887 --> 00:21:13,223 -Sort of. -Really? 295 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,309 You don't have to seem so happy about it. 296 00:21:17,185 --> 00:21:19,104 Maybe I can help. 297 00:21:20,939 --> 00:21:24,275 Whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. 298 00:21:25,443 --> 00:21:29,406 You know, actually, once I got dumped during sex. 299 00:21:34,452 --> 00:21:38,456 -So anyway, what is it? -Forget about it. It's no big deal. 300 00:21:38,748 --> 00:21:41,209 -Come on, what is it? -It's nothing. 301 00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:44,212 Hey, it's me. Why can't you tell me? 302 00:21:46,715 --> 00:21:50,301 Okay. Sit down. 303 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:57,976 There's this woman that I like a lot. 304 00:21:58,143 --> 00:22:00,311 But it can't happen. 305 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,106 She's not a Tribbiani? 306 00:22:05,817 --> 00:22:06,943 No! 307 00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:11,364 So is she someone from work? 308 00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:13,950 Yes. 309 00:22:14,659 --> 00:22:16,494 Well, does she like you? 310 00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,832 Sometimes I think she could. 311 00:22:21,041 --> 00:22:23,668 But I can't do anything about it. 312 00:22:23,877 --> 00:22:25,003 Why not? 313 00:22:25,253 --> 00:22:27,005 It's complicated. 314 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:31,051 She was with this other guy for a long time. 315 00:22:31,342 --> 00:22:33,511 Someone from work too. 316 00:22:35,055 --> 00:22:38,558 I could never do that to the guy. We're friends. 317 00:22:39,267 --> 00:22:41,352 Wait, I thought you hated everyone at work. 318 00:22:41,603 --> 00:22:44,606 No, no. I only say that.. 319 00:22:45,065 --> 00:22:49,694 so Chandler won't feel threatened because I'm his only friend. 320 00:22:52,697 --> 00:22:54,032 Excuse me? 321 00:22:54,199 --> 00:22:56,659 Sorry, sorry. And I'm your only friend too. 322 00:23:00,622 --> 00:23:05,835 So this guy she used to go out with, is he still in love with her? 323 00:23:06,044 --> 00:23:08,922 -No, I don't think so. -Okay. 324 00:23:09,172 --> 00:23:10,924 Is he a good guy? 325 00:23:12,592 --> 00:23:14,511 Yeah, he's the best. 326 00:23:14,719 --> 00:23:17,430 -Then talk to him. -I don't know. 327 00:23:17,639 --> 00:23:20,850 It's worth finding out, if you like her. 328 00:23:21,059 --> 00:23:22,685 I do, so much. 329 00:23:22,936 --> 00:23:25,730 I can't stop thinking about her. I can't sleep.. 330 00:23:26,022 --> 00:23:29,442 You know what? You have to go for it. 331 00:23:29,692 --> 00:23:34,823 How often does this happen to you? You owe it to yourself. 332 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,492 Here's your warm milk. 333 00:23:42,038 --> 00:23:45,083 I'm gonna put the bourbon in it at home. 334 00:23:47,127 --> 00:23:52,048 Anyway, seriously, just talk to the guy, okay? 335 00:23:52,257 --> 00:23:54,717 Let me know how it goes. 336 00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,054 It's Rachel. 337 00:24:07,856 --> 00:24:11,025 You're having a baby and you need to prepare. 338 00:24:11,234 --> 00:24:16,155 You're gonna make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it! 339 00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:22,912 I came to the big city to become a star. 340 00:24:23,538 --> 00:24:27,750 -I'll do anything to make that happen. -Anything? 341 00:24:27,917 --> 00:24:32,463 Maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant. 342 00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:37,760 I wonder which one of these guys becomes the father. 343 00:24:41,014 --> 00:24:43,141 No, no. Can't get pregnant that way.