1 00:00:08,167 --> 00:00:10,795 -What's up? -I left my guitar here. 2 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:13,464 Okay. No problem. 3 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:18,761 Okay. Here you go. 4 00:00:23,558 --> 00:00:26,602 -What? -You want to hang out or something? 5 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:29,564 You caught me at a bad time. 6 00:00:29,772 --> 00:00:32,442 -Are you and Chandler..? -Exactly. 7 00:00:32,692 --> 00:00:34,569 -Can I play for you? -No. 8 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:40,283 Hey, Pheebs, what's up? 9 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:47,039 You ask an intriguing question, Chandler Bing. 10 00:00:50,710 --> 00:00:56,132 Oh, my God! You're getting a massage? You never let me massage you. 11 00:00:56,340 --> 00:00:58,050 Phoebe, I can explain. 12 00:00:59,469 --> 00:01:00,928 You see.. 13 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:03,639 God, I gotta get better at lying. 14 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:06,684 You said you hate massages. 15 00:01:06,893 --> 00:01:11,105 Buy stamps. Pick up dry cleaning. Don't let Phoebe in. 16 00:01:12,774 --> 00:01:15,276 How long has this been going on? 17 00:01:15,693 --> 00:01:19,238 -Well, Alexandra has.. -It has a name? 18 00:01:20,865 --> 00:01:22,575 Phoebe, don't get upset. 19 00:01:22,825 --> 00:01:28,080 Okay. Oh, too late! I'm leaving. Come on, Chandler, let's go. 20 00:01:29,248 --> 00:01:31,167 Well, I thought I'd.. 21 00:01:31,375 --> 00:01:33,211 Yeah, what the hell. 22 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,629 One more push. Come on, we're almost there. 23 00:02:16,921 --> 00:02:22,593 I'm happy things worked out for us and we're having this baby. I love you. 24 00:02:22,844 --> 00:02:24,929 I love you too. 25 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:28,266 I hope it's not an inappropriate time to say.. 26 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:31,143 you're the best sex I've ever had. 27 00:02:31,561 --> 00:02:34,272 That's always appropriate. 28 00:02:34,772 --> 00:02:38,150 Okay, come on, one more push. One more push. 29 00:02:40,236 --> 00:02:42,780 There we go. 30 00:02:42,989 --> 00:02:49,287 Here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations. 31 00:02:57,086 --> 00:03:01,340 I hope you're a better father than you are a friend! 32 00:03:06,012 --> 00:03:07,263 Joey! 33 00:03:07,471 --> 00:03:10,558 -What's going on? -Come feel my belly. 34 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:14,770 -The baby's kicking for the first time. -Really? 35 00:03:15,021 --> 00:03:16,522 Yes. 36 00:03:16,772 --> 00:03:19,317 You know what? Maybe you.. 37 00:03:19,984 --> 00:03:24,697 Maybe you should come to me. I'm not wearing any bottoms. 38 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:29,160 Oh, my God. 39 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:31,203 It's unbelievable! 40 00:03:31,454 --> 00:03:34,999 Wow, she is kicking so much. She's like.. 41 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:38,210 Who's that annoying girl soccer player? 42 00:03:38,461 --> 00:03:41,422 -Mia Hamm? -Mia Hamm! 43 00:03:42,632 --> 00:03:46,010 -It's amazing. -One hand on the sheet, Joe. 44 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:48,304 Sorry. 45 00:03:53,309 --> 00:03:54,560 Hey, babe. 46 00:03:54,810 --> 00:03:59,899 We got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing. They don't like us, do they? 47 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:04,612 Who says you can't get a nice punch bowl for under $6? 48 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:08,532 -Maybe we can take it back. -Where would we return it? 49 00:04:08,741 --> 00:04:11,869 How about to the street, from the balcony? 50 00:04:12,370 --> 00:04:15,247 We can't do that. What if they come by for a visit? 51 00:04:15,414 --> 00:04:19,085 Let's cross that bridge when my aunt and uncle who I haven't seen in 15 years.. 52 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:22,088 drop by unexpectedly and demand a giant bowl of punch. 53 00:04:24,006 --> 00:04:26,926 Why don't we just find a place for it? 54 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:31,305 In that cabinet? 55 00:04:31,555 --> 00:04:37,061 That's for canned goods. Have you forgotten everything from orientation? 56 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:41,941 How about the closet by the bathroom? 57 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:45,444 -Okay. Let me do it. -No, I'll do it. 58 00:04:45,736 --> 00:04:50,741 You have to relax and let me take care of things once in a while. 59 00:04:51,283 --> 00:04:55,246 It's locked. You have to help me. Why is it locked? 60 00:04:55,788 --> 00:04:58,791 No reason. I keep private things in there. 61 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:03,254 I've been here a while, and I've never seen what's in there. 62 00:05:03,462 --> 00:05:05,464 What is in there? 63 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:07,466 Feminine stuff. 64 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:11,137 Don't try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff! 65 00:05:11,387 --> 00:05:17,977 Nothing in there concerns you. If you love me, you'll just let it go. 66 00:05:19,020 --> 00:05:21,981 -Fine. -Thank you. 67 00:05:26,944 --> 00:05:29,030 Love you. 68 00:05:30,614 --> 00:05:34,827 Hello, Chandler. Lovely day, huh? You. 69 00:05:36,912 --> 00:05:42,168 If it helps, Alexandra's only been massaging her for three years. 70 00:05:43,836 --> 00:05:47,214 If! I said, if it helps. 71 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:52,470 Why won't you let me massage you? 72 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:57,224 I'd be self-conscious. You're my friend. I'd be naked. 73 00:05:57,516 --> 00:06:01,353 We lived together for years. I've seen you naked. 74 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:05,024 That's different. We were roommates. And when? 75 00:06:07,068 --> 00:06:09,862 I'm curious about the human body. 76 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:14,033 You can understand why this would be weird. 77 00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:16,952 I'm a professional and I'm really good. 78 00:06:17,161 --> 00:06:21,874 If you're uncomfortable, we can stop. Give me a chance. Please? 79 00:06:22,541 --> 00:06:24,710 If it means that much to you. 80 00:06:25,002 --> 00:06:28,964 It does. How would you feel if you couldn't share your cooking? 81 00:06:29,215 --> 00:06:33,511 Or how Ross would feel if he couldn't teach us about dragons. 82 00:06:34,553 --> 00:06:37,723 -Dinosaurs. -Potato, potahto. 83 00:06:41,894 --> 00:06:43,938 Ross, the baby's kicking. 84 00:06:44,230 --> 00:06:46,232 What? It is? 85 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:53,572 It's not kicking now. 86 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:58,160 Although we would love to see you do that again. 87 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:00,287 When? What happened? 88 00:07:00,538 --> 00:07:04,250 Last night. I went into Joey's room, and he was sleeping. 89 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:07,086 A dreamless sleep. 90 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:11,549 My God, the baby's kicking. That's great. 91 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:17,346 I wish I would have been there to feel the kicking for the first time. 92 00:07:17,596 --> 00:07:21,308 I got some stuff going on if you want to feel. 93 00:07:22,184 --> 00:07:24,019 I'll pass, but you look radiant. 94 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:32,570 I don't want to miss any more baby stuff. Here's my pager number. 95 00:07:32,778 --> 00:07:36,365 Anytime anything pregnancy-related happens, use it. 96 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:39,743 I don't care if it's 3 a.m. and you want ice cream. 97 00:07:39,952 --> 00:07:42,580 Can I get a copy of that? 98 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:50,087 -Are you under the sheet? -Yes. 99 00:07:51,755 --> 00:07:54,675 Great, let's begin. 100 00:08:02,057 --> 00:08:04,476 How's the pressure? 101 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:08,564 It's nice. Wow, Phoebe, you are good. 102 00:08:08,814 --> 00:08:11,609 Stating the obvious, but thank you. 103 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:15,946 -And it's not weird, is it? -No. 104 00:08:18,073 --> 00:08:21,160 That's right, you just enjoy. 105 00:08:23,245 --> 00:08:25,748 Oh, yeah! 106 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:35,132 -Oh, yeah! -Okay. 107 00:08:35,841 --> 00:08:38,886 Oh, God, Phoebe! 108 00:08:39,136 --> 00:08:43,265 That's it! That's it, right there! 109 00:08:55,319 --> 00:08:58,739 I wasn't trying to open your closet, I swear. 110 00:08:59,782 --> 00:09:05,663 Monica runs a pretty tight ship here, doesn't she? What are you doing? 111 00:09:05,871 --> 00:09:09,124 Monica has a secret closet. She won't let me see it. 112 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:13,754 -Why not? -I don't know! What's she hiding? 113 00:09:14,004 --> 00:09:16,173 I don't know. 114 00:09:16,382 --> 00:09:18,884 I bet it's Richard. 115 00:09:19,969 --> 00:09:21,679 -What? -Before you say I'm wrong.. 116 00:09:21,845 --> 00:09:23,180 let me ask you something. 117 00:09:23,347 --> 00:09:25,391 When was the last time you saw him? 118 00:09:26,308 --> 00:09:28,894 Why would she keep Richard in here? 119 00:09:29,103 --> 00:09:31,355 Off the top of my head.. 120 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:34,984 maybe she's having her cake and eating it too. 121 00:09:35,192 --> 00:09:38,612 You being the "cake," Richard being the "too." 122 00:09:38,988 --> 00:09:41,907 -That was off the top of your head? -Yeah. 123 00:09:43,117 --> 00:09:46,745 -Or.. -And here we go. 124 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:51,458 I saw a movie where there was a door. Nobody knew what was behind it. 125 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:56,422 When they finally got it open, millions of bugs came pouring out.. 126 00:09:56,630 --> 00:10:00,175 and they feasted on human flesh! 127 00:10:01,135 --> 00:10:04,972 It wouldn't kill you to respect your wife's privacy! 128 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:12,896 Stupid closet full of bugs! 129 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:18,652 Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I don't.. 130 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:21,071 When my sisters were pregnant.. 131 00:10:21,238 --> 00:10:24,658 they got weird feelings and it was always nothing. 132 00:10:24,867 --> 00:10:26,577 -Really? -Absolutely. 133 00:10:26,785 --> 00:10:31,206 But we'll stop by the hospital just to be sure. I'll page Ross. 134 00:10:31,457 --> 00:10:37,629 Rach, look at me. Everything's fine. Trust me. Take my hand. Here we go. 135 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,965 Crushing bones! 136 00:10:40,174 --> 00:10:43,469 Good thing we're going to a hospital. 137 00:10:44,178 --> 00:10:45,304 -Open it. -Why'd you.. 138 00:10:45,471 --> 00:10:47,514 Watch your feet. There's bugs everywhere. 139 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,650 -So? -She's fine. 140 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:03,947 She had Braxton Hicks contractions. Mild discomfort in the uterine wall. 141 00:11:04,156 --> 00:11:09,161 Mild discomfort? I take it you've had one of these Braxton thingies? 142 00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:11,163 -Everything's normal? -Yes. 143 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,582 -There's no danger? -No. 144 00:11:13,791 --> 00:11:16,960 Contractions can be unnerving, but she's fine. 145 00:11:17,211 --> 00:11:22,007 Thank you, doctor. And thank you for being nice and calm. 146 00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:26,220 I wasn't calm! I've never been more scared in my life. 147 00:11:26,678 --> 00:11:31,475 -You said everything was okay. -What do I know? I'm not a doctor. 148 00:11:32,309 --> 00:11:35,604 -But everything is okay. I'm fine. -You sure? 149 00:11:35,813 --> 00:11:39,650 Yes. I got half a mind to contract that doctor's uterus. 150 00:11:39,858 --> 00:11:42,945 Mild discomfort! What's he talking about? 151 00:11:43,195 --> 00:11:44,863 -Is everything okay? -Yes. 152 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:48,158 Your page said, "Come to the hospital." What happened? 153 00:11:48,367 --> 00:11:52,287 Something called Braxton Hicks contraction. 154 00:11:52,496 --> 00:11:55,582 That's no big deal. Most women don't feel them. 155 00:11:55,791 --> 00:11:58,001 No uterus, no opinion. 156 00:12:00,045 --> 00:12:01,713 What's with the candy? 157 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:05,217 I was at the concession stand at the movies. 158 00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:09,221 -You went to the movies by yourself? -Mona! 159 00:12:10,514 --> 00:12:13,308 -I gotta go back in there. -What's wrong? 160 00:12:13,517 --> 00:12:17,938 -I just gotta.. -No, really, tell me. What's up? 161 00:12:18,147 --> 00:12:21,692 Look, I forgot my underwear. 162 00:12:24,403 --> 00:12:27,364 Thanks for bringing her to the hospital. 163 00:12:27,573 --> 00:12:30,409 Don't worry about it. No big deal. 164 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:34,413 But still, it should have been me. I'm the dad. 165 00:12:35,038 --> 00:12:38,750 -Here's information on Braxton Hicks. -Thanks. 166 00:12:39,042 --> 00:12:41,962 You did the right thing by bringing her in. 167 00:12:42,171 --> 00:12:44,631 You'll make a wonderful father. 168 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:51,263 Hey, not as good as this guy. He brought Twizzlers. 169 00:12:57,644 --> 00:13:01,773 -There has got to be a way. -Easy there, Captain Kirk. 170 00:13:03,901 --> 00:13:06,320 -Do you have a bobby pin? -Yeah. 171 00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:10,616 Oh, no, wait. I'm not a 9-year-old girl. 172 00:13:10,866 --> 00:13:13,035 Then why do you throw like one? 173 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:17,623 -Maybe Monica has a bobby pin. -Oh, sure, "Monica." 174 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:22,628 So how's the inappropriate crush on Rachel coming? 175 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:27,299 Really good. I should be ready to kill myself any day now. 176 00:13:27,508 --> 00:13:30,802 Well, you sure found that quick. 177 00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:39,144 I wish I didn't feel this way about Rachel. I wish things could be normal. 178 00:13:39,353 --> 00:13:44,316 I love living with her, and helping out with the baby is amazing. 179 00:13:44,608 --> 00:13:47,736 But now I think Ross feels left out. 180 00:13:47,986 --> 00:13:53,242 When I took Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. 181 00:13:53,492 --> 00:13:56,745 You should have seen the look on Ross' face. 182 00:13:56,954 --> 00:14:01,667 I have no idea what I'm doing. For all I know, I'm locking it more. 183 00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:06,505 -You try opening it with a credit card? -That's a good idea. 184 00:14:06,755 --> 00:14:10,342 So Ross is kind of bummed, huh? 185 00:14:10,592 --> 00:14:13,553 -I feel terrible. -It's not your fault. 186 00:14:13,762 --> 00:14:17,975 What are you gonna do, not take her? You're doing nothing wrong. 187 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:21,645 Except for harboring love for the woman carrying his baby. 188 00:14:22,354 --> 00:14:24,064 Well, there is that. 189 00:14:28,652 --> 00:14:33,365 Richard, if you're in there, could you pass me my credit card? 190 00:14:36,868 --> 00:14:41,707 I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good. 191 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,251 No, I got that. 192 00:14:44,459 --> 00:14:48,171 -Can we make it a weekly appointment? -Okay. 193 00:14:48,422 --> 00:14:53,510 You should know though, I've raised my rates to $200 an hour. 194 00:14:54,177 --> 00:14:56,638 -Okay. -I mean 500. 195 00:14:57,139 --> 00:14:59,641 -What? -600. 196 00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:01,310 What's going on? 197 00:15:01,518 --> 00:15:04,730 You make sex noises when you get massaged. 198 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:10,277 It freaked me out. After a while, I tried to hurt you. It spurred you on. 199 00:15:10,527 --> 00:15:14,656 You're crazy. There's nothing sexual about the noises I make. 200 00:15:14,906 --> 00:15:17,784 There's nothing sexual about this? 201 00:15:17,993 --> 00:15:20,454 Oh, God! 202 00:15:23,332 --> 00:15:26,460 What are you looking at? 203 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,253 I mean, hi. 204 00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:34,926 Oh, that's why Alexandra wears earplugs when she gives me a massage. 205 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,429 It's not because she hates Enya. 206 00:15:37,638 --> 00:15:41,266 This is embarrassing. I'm never getting a massage again. 207 00:15:41,475 --> 00:15:44,519 Don't let this stop you from getting massages. 208 00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:48,315 I have lots of clients that make those noises. 209 00:15:48,523 --> 00:15:51,109 -Really? -Well, not clients. Lovers. 210 00:15:53,403 --> 00:15:57,616 We'll try it again. Come back, and we'll work through it. 211 00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,661 -You sure? -Yes. 212 00:16:00,869 --> 00:16:05,082 -I guess. -Great! Now, if you'll just excuse me. 213 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:09,002 So did you hear something you liked? 214 00:16:12,673 --> 00:16:16,718 Hey, Ross, check it out! I learned a new trick. 215 00:16:18,053 --> 00:16:22,182 You know, if you stick one hand down your pants, you're the spitting image of Joey. 216 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:27,020 Hey, I brought you some lunch. 217 00:16:27,270 --> 00:16:31,483 Oh, that's so sweet of you. Oh, yum. 218 00:16:35,529 --> 00:16:38,657 -Did you put pickles on this? -Well, yeah. 219 00:16:39,491 --> 00:16:42,953 What? What? Rach, what? 220 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:46,206 -What's going on? -I made her tuna with pickle. 221 00:16:46,456 --> 00:16:49,126 Pickle? Pickle makes her sick. 222 00:16:49,334 --> 00:16:53,338 Giving her pickle is like giving me salad. 223 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,508 I'm sorry, I didn't know. You okay? 224 00:16:56,717 --> 00:17:00,637 I'm fine, but someone make sure it's gone when I get out? 225 00:17:00,846 --> 00:17:02,973 I'm on it! 226 00:17:04,725 --> 00:17:08,145 I shouldn't be the one making her throw up. 227 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:12,691 -It could happen to anyone. -Not to you. You know this stuff. 228 00:17:12,941 --> 00:17:15,694 I don't know any of it and I'm the father. 229 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:19,823 I wish I could be more involved, you know? 230 00:17:23,702 --> 00:17:29,458 Well, if anyone is keeping score, I no longer eat tuna. 231 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:34,045 Can I talk to you guys for a second? 232 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,715 -Yeah. -What's up? 233 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:41,178 Sit down. I wanna talk about our situation. 234 00:17:41,386 --> 00:17:44,222 Are you breaking up with us? 235 00:17:45,682 --> 00:17:47,767 The thing is.. 236 00:17:49,978 --> 00:17:55,108 because I live with Rachel, I'm here for a lot of stuff. 237 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:59,779 And Ross is missing everything. So.. 238 00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:01,490 Yeah? 239 00:18:02,699 --> 00:18:05,368 You two should live together. 240 00:18:05,577 --> 00:18:08,580 Are you asking me to move? You don't want me here? 241 00:18:08,789 --> 00:18:13,210 No, I love living with you. It just seems that.. 242 00:18:13,502 --> 00:18:17,797 if you're gonna have a roommate, it may as well be the father. 243 00:18:18,048 --> 00:18:24,095 But, Joey, I don't think Ross wants me to move in and disrupt his life. 244 00:18:25,722 --> 00:18:28,058 Or he does. 245 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:32,813 I would love to be around for you and the baby. 246 00:18:33,063 --> 00:18:36,441 We can just try it, like on a temporary basis. 247 00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:40,570 -But it's you and me. -It wouldn't be anything romantic. 248 00:18:40,779 --> 00:18:44,741 I'm dating Mona. Damn it, Mona! 249 00:18:45,575 --> 00:18:49,913 I was supposed to meet her an hour ago. What is wrong with me? 250 00:18:50,455 --> 00:18:53,416 So, what do you think? 251 00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:56,962 Living with the father of the baby. It's a little conventional for us. 252 00:18:57,671 --> 00:19:00,131 Yeah, but hey, hey. You always have liked my building. 253 00:19:00,298 --> 00:19:04,511 And there's more room. I mean, you could have a closet dedicated to shoes. 254 00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:07,055 Oh, you do know your audience. 255 00:19:08,098 --> 00:19:11,017 -I don't know. Is it crazy? -No. 256 00:19:11,226 --> 00:19:13,270 Joey, this is a smart idea. 257 00:19:13,687 --> 00:19:16,940 Well, I was due. 258 00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:19,693 -Let's do it. -Really? 259 00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:23,154 Rach, that's great. That's great. 260 00:19:25,615 --> 00:19:28,368 And you know what? Don't worry about any of the moving. 261 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:31,329 I'll take care of everything. In fact, I'll start right now. 262 00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:33,039 Ross, Ross. Mona? 263 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:34,499 Unbelievable. 264 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:46,803 Not too shabby. I got this all off myself.. 265 00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,764 using my wife's tools. 266 00:19:56,479 --> 00:19:59,149 Oh, my God. 267 00:20:01,526 --> 00:20:04,154 How did you get in there? 268 00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:08,617 You're messy. 269 00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:14,956 -No! You weren't supposed to see this! -I married Fred Sanford. 270 00:20:15,165 --> 00:20:17,876 Chandler, you don't understand. 271 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,879 You know, how I organize everything, right? 272 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:25,008 Okay, well this is all of the stuff that doesn't fit into any category. 273 00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:28,595 So you see, I'm not messy. 274 00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:30,764 I'm just so organized that.. 275 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:40,231 Okay, okay, fine! Now you know. I'm sick. 276 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:45,654 No, honey, you're not sick. I don't love you because you're organized. 277 00:20:45,862 --> 00:20:48,949 I love you in spite of that. 278 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,076 Really? 279 00:20:51,952 --> 00:20:54,913 -Promise you won't tell anyone? -Yes. 280 00:20:55,121 --> 00:21:00,877 Now that I know, if I've got extra stuff, can we share the closet? 281 00:21:01,086 --> 00:21:04,214 Well.. It's just.. 282 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:07,300 I'm afraid you might mess it up. 283 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,766 -Hey. -Hey. 284 00:21:14,933 --> 00:21:19,896 So Rachel's all moved out? How you taking it? 285 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,983 I wanted to have a few beers.. 286 00:21:23,274 --> 00:21:27,445 but I got rid of those because Rachel couldn't stand the smell. 287 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:31,282 I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium. 288 00:21:31,574 --> 00:21:37,330 It's a couple weeks past its expiration date, so it's got a bit of a kick. 289 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:44,421 -Are you okay? -You kidding me? Yeah, I'm great. 290 00:21:44,629 --> 00:21:47,924 I'm better than great. I am good. 291 00:21:49,718 --> 00:21:56,141 Now that she's gone, I can do stuff around here that I couldn't do before. 292 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,226 Like.. 293 00:21:58,435 --> 00:22:00,937 I can walk around naked again. 294 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:03,022 I can.. 295 00:22:03,273 --> 00:22:06,776 I can watch porn in the living room. 296 00:22:07,444 --> 00:22:09,362 This is good for me. 297 00:22:09,654 --> 00:22:14,743 I like being on my own. I'm better off this way. 298 00:22:14,951 --> 00:22:17,370 I'm a lone wolf. 299 00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:21,541 A loner. Alone. 300 00:22:21,958 --> 00:22:26,546 All alone. Forever. 301 00:22:29,257 --> 00:22:33,136 What's a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here? 302 00:22:40,643 --> 00:22:43,688 That's it, just relax. 303 00:22:45,815 --> 00:22:48,234 -Come on, more. -Oh, God! 304 00:22:48,485 --> 00:22:51,029 You like that, don't you? 305 00:22:51,321 --> 00:22:55,825 -Yeah, right there. -Want it there? Take it there, baby. 306 00:22:57,702 --> 00:23:01,664 -Phoebe? -Yeah, say my name. Say it. 307 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:13,551 And now I'm going to cover you back up. 308 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:18,681 And I won't be speaking with you for several weeks.