1 00:00:06,332 --> 00:00:09,919 All right, it's a new day. That stuff about Rachel? 2 00:00:10,169 --> 00:00:15,758 You don't feel that now. It was crazy. You're fine. You're better than fine. 3 00:00:16,008 --> 00:00:20,388 You are, as your friend Tony would say, "Great!" 4 00:00:22,974 --> 00:00:27,437 Everything's normal. She's just your friend, Rachel. 5 00:00:27,687 --> 00:00:33,317 Your friend, Rachel. Your friend. Rachel. 6 00:00:34,152 --> 00:00:39,574 -Hi, sweetie. -Hey, it's your girlfriend, Rachel! 7 00:01:24,368 --> 00:01:26,537 Are you..? Are you high? 8 00:01:27,663 --> 00:01:29,874 I just had the most amazing bath. 9 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:33,461 -Really? I don't like baths. -You like them with me. 10 00:01:33,753 --> 00:01:37,006 Honey, it's not the bath I enjoy. It's the wet, naked lady. 11 00:01:38,508 --> 00:01:42,553 -Baths are so relaxing. -Really? What do you do? 12 00:01:42,804 --> 00:01:46,098 You just sit in there, stewing in your own filth. 13 00:01:47,892 --> 00:01:50,353 How dirty do you think I am? 14 00:01:50,645 --> 00:01:55,191 If you had some candles and bubbles and music, you would love it. 15 00:01:55,399 --> 00:01:57,527 It would take all of your stress away. 16 00:01:57,777 --> 00:02:00,238 It's 2:00 on a Wednesday and I'm watching Road Rules. 17 00:02:00,404 --> 00:02:02,615 How stressed do you think I am? 18 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:09,539 Hey, Chandler. You got a minute? I really need to talk to you. 19 00:02:09,914 --> 00:02:14,168 Oh, yeah. Is this a cold-pizza talk or a leftover-meat loaf talk? 20 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:15,586 Well, neither. 21 00:02:16,546 --> 00:02:18,923 Oh, my God, what's up? 22 00:02:20,132 --> 00:02:22,635 I don't know. It's just.. 23 00:02:23,010 --> 00:02:26,138 Lately, I've been feeling.. 24 00:02:27,306 --> 00:02:29,725 Okay, here's what it is. 25 00:02:34,230 --> 00:02:36,566 You know what? I feel a lot better. Thanks. 26 00:02:36,732 --> 00:02:40,027 No. Come back here and talk to me, mon frere. 27 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,530 -Who? -Just come back. 28 00:02:43,406 --> 00:02:44,949 Okay. 29 00:02:46,909 --> 00:02:49,495 You and Monica, friends for a long time. 30 00:02:49,704 --> 00:02:54,208 And sure, there are rules. But then you went to London. 31 00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:58,379 But that's different. There are rules there too, you know what I mean? 32 00:02:59,088 --> 00:03:00,548 Do you? 33 00:03:03,509 --> 00:03:08,347 It was different for you guys. You were both in the same place, right? 34 00:03:08,514 --> 00:03:09,724 -In London? -Yeah. 35 00:03:09,891 --> 00:03:13,477 Yes, when Monica and I were in London, we were both in London. 36 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:17,023 You know what. This is a bad idea. Forget all about it. 37 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:20,484 And listen, do me a favor, this conversation between you and me. 38 00:03:21,319 --> 00:03:23,237 If that. 39 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:31,996 How do I keep losing at tic-tac-toe? 40 00:03:32,163 --> 00:03:35,082 Oh, no, no, honey. My circle always stays in the middle. 41 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:40,630 Oh, Ross, don't forget we have that doctor's appointment tomorrow. 42 00:03:40,796 --> 00:03:44,008 -To find out the sex of the baby? -No. We don't wanna know. 43 00:03:44,175 --> 00:03:46,594 All we care about is that it's happy and healthy. 44 00:03:46,761 --> 00:03:49,055 Yep, happy and healthy. And cute. 45 00:03:49,221 --> 00:03:52,016 -And smart. With an aptitude for science. -Popular. 46 00:03:52,224 --> 00:03:54,226 Are you two talking about the same baby? 47 00:03:56,354 --> 00:04:00,441 -Hey, have you thought of names? -Oh, yeah. I've come up with a bunch. 48 00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:02,693 -Really? Me too. -Me too. 49 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:05,071 Really? 50 00:04:05,321 --> 00:04:10,242 If it's a girl, Phoebe. And if it's a boy, Pheebo. 51 00:04:12,411 --> 00:04:17,083 Maybe. But it wouldn't hurt to have a backup, you know? 52 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:19,585 -Rach, what were you thinking? -Okay. 53 00:04:20,336 --> 00:04:22,755 I was thinking if it's a girl.. 54 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:27,343 how about Sandrene? It's French. 55 00:04:27,593 --> 00:04:31,764 That's a really pretty name for an industrial solvent. 56 00:04:35,101 --> 00:04:38,437 -Okay, fine. What do you have? -It's for a boy. 57 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:41,023 I know it's a little out there, but.. 58 00:04:42,358 --> 00:04:43,985 Darwin. 59 00:04:45,361 --> 00:04:48,864 Oh, my God. Our child will be beaten to death in the schoolyard. 60 00:04:49,073 --> 00:04:50,950 Yeah, by Sandrene. 61 00:04:51,826 --> 00:04:54,620 You're saying that because I said no to your name. 62 00:04:54,829 --> 00:04:57,081 I'm really, really not. 63 00:04:57,289 --> 00:04:59,709 How about you each get five vetoes? 64 00:04:59,917 --> 00:05:04,296 -That sounds fair. -I don't think you'll need it. Check this out. 65 00:05:04,547 --> 00:05:07,967 If it's a girl, Rain. 66 00:05:08,843 --> 00:05:12,013 -Veto. -Why? 67 00:05:12,263 --> 00:05:15,641 Rain? "Hi, my name is Rain. 68 00:05:15,891 --> 00:05:20,479 I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat." 69 00:05:22,023 --> 00:05:24,275 I know her! 70 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:27,069 I bought a homemade soap from her at a Dead show! 71 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:35,244 -Okay. How about for a guy, Thatcher? -Why do you hate our child? 72 00:05:35,453 --> 00:05:38,414 -Fine, you go. -Okay. James. 73 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:42,043 -But only if it's a girl. -Veto. 74 00:05:42,293 --> 00:05:44,795 I like Ruth. What about Ruth? 75 00:05:45,004 --> 00:05:48,174 Oh, I'm sorry. Are we having an 89-year-old? 76 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:53,179 -How about Dayton? -Veto. Stewart. 77 00:05:53,429 --> 00:05:55,055 Veto. Sawyer. 78 00:05:55,264 --> 00:05:57,600 -Veto. Helen. -Veto. 79 00:05:57,933 --> 00:06:00,895 Is it me, or is Veto starting to sound really good? 80 00:06:06,817 --> 00:06:09,487 Boy, do I have a surprise for you. 81 00:06:09,695 --> 00:06:11,572 Sex on the balcony? 82 00:06:11,781 --> 00:06:15,242 No. But someone's not gonna get over that idea. 83 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,204 -What is it? -I drew you a bath. 84 00:06:18,454 --> 00:06:22,374 I don't like baths. Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony? 85 00:06:23,542 --> 00:06:26,420 Please. Will you just try it for me. I used all my best stuff. 86 00:06:26,670 --> 00:06:31,967 I lit candles, I put on music. I used bath salts, plus bubble bath. 87 00:06:32,218 --> 00:06:37,389 And got you this little plastic Navy ship! So it's a boy bath. 88 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:43,813 -This does butch it up a bit. -I swear, if you try it, you will love it. 89 00:06:44,021 --> 00:06:47,107 If I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony? 90 00:06:47,316 --> 00:06:48,609 Absolutely. 91 00:06:50,361 --> 00:06:52,822 But I know how that discussion's gonna go. 92 00:07:01,664 --> 00:07:07,920 All right, this isn't so bad. I like the flowery smell. 93 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:11,757 Which is okay, because I've got my boat. 94 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:17,721 I can actually feel my tension just melting away. 95 00:07:17,888 --> 00:07:19,974 I could fall asleep in here. 96 00:07:20,141 --> 00:07:22,560 I could drown in here. 97 00:07:24,145 --> 00:07:26,230 Drowning. 98 00:07:28,983 --> 00:07:32,069 -So? -Oh, my God. 99 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:36,782 I told you you were a bath person. Hey, maybe I can give you a facial. 100 00:07:37,741 --> 00:07:39,952 I'm gonna need a bigger boat. 101 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:52,548 I don't think you had an open mind about the name Ruth. 102 00:07:52,715 --> 00:07:56,010 I mean, come on, little Ruthie Geller? How cute is that? 103 00:07:56,218 --> 00:08:00,431 Oh, my God, I can practically hear the mahjong tiles. 104 00:08:01,599 --> 00:08:07,062 Okay. All your tests look fine. Are you interested in knowing the sex of the baby? 105 00:08:07,271 --> 00:08:11,317 -No, we're not. -But you have it right there in that file? 106 00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:13,694 You could tell us whether it's a boy or a girl? 107 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:17,281 Dayton or Sandrene? Phoebe or Pheebo? 108 00:08:17,489 --> 00:08:19,950 That's right. But if you don't wanna know.. 109 00:08:20,117 --> 00:08:23,913 -No, we wanna wait. Right? -Right. Right. 110 00:08:25,164 --> 00:08:27,333 Oh, I'll be right back. 111 00:08:27,917 --> 00:08:30,628 I know it's really not my place.. 112 00:08:30,836 --> 00:08:34,298 but please don't name your child Pheebo. 113 00:08:39,178 --> 00:08:42,681 So which of these babies do you think is the ugliest? 114 00:08:42,932 --> 00:08:45,851 What? Rach, come on, that's terrible. 115 00:08:46,060 --> 00:08:48,938 They're babies. They're all beautiful. 116 00:08:49,146 --> 00:08:52,566 -Third one from the left? -Yeah. Why is it staring at me? 117 00:08:53,442 --> 00:08:59,657 I think it knows I'm talking about it. Don't you..? You're looking! 118 00:08:59,865 --> 00:09:01,325 -I didn't! -I saw you! 119 00:09:01,533 --> 00:09:04,036 Fine, I did, but I didn't see anything. 120 00:09:04,245 --> 00:09:07,831 Shame on you! Ugly baby judges you! 121 00:09:08,332 --> 00:09:12,544 -Okay. But listen to me, I didn't.. -Don't tell me! I don't wanna know! 122 00:09:12,878 --> 00:09:15,297 I couldn't even if I wanted to, because I don't know! 123 00:09:15,464 --> 00:09:20,386 I swear I didn't see anything! I don't want to know. It was just a momentary lapse. 124 00:09:20,552 --> 00:09:23,722 Momentary lapse? Don't you have any self-control? 125 00:09:23,973 --> 00:09:27,309 Okay. A couple months late on the lecture, Ross. 126 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,232 Hello? 127 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:37,403 I'm in the bathroom. Can you come in here? I think there's something wrong. 128 00:09:37,695 --> 00:09:40,739 You know what? I think I'll wait out here. 129 00:09:41,198 --> 00:09:43,701 I'm in the bathtub. 130 00:09:47,663 --> 00:09:50,916 -What's wrong? -I drew my own bath, but I did it wrong. 131 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:55,796 The water's tepid, the salt didn't dissolve and is now lodged places. 132 00:09:57,006 --> 00:10:01,969 And the scents I used don't compliment each other. Eucalyptus and chamomile? 133 00:10:03,012 --> 00:10:05,681 -What? -Bath salts. 134 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:08,267 They're starting to effervesce. 135 00:10:08,892 --> 00:10:10,853 It's different. 136 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:14,023 It's interesting. 137 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,192 Okay. Let's talk about something else. 138 00:10:17,359 --> 00:10:21,280 Yeah. Sure. So, what was going on with you today? 139 00:10:23,073 --> 00:10:26,785 I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. 140 00:10:27,077 --> 00:10:30,581 He was talking about rules and right and wrong. 141 00:10:30,789 --> 00:10:34,877 -I had the same conversation. -You did? What was he talking about? 142 00:10:35,085 --> 00:10:39,506 He hasn't had this much trouble getting out words since we saw him in Macbeth. 143 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:42,968 That was a long night. 144 00:10:44,345 --> 00:10:47,473 All right, let's break this down. What exactly did he say to you? 145 00:10:47,723 --> 00:10:52,811 He was talking about rules and looking at people differently. 146 00:10:53,062 --> 00:10:55,314 -He didn't say that to me. -What'd he tell you? 147 00:10:55,564 --> 00:10:58,650 He was asking questions about you, me and London. 148 00:10:58,901 --> 00:11:02,362 And the glue that holds this all together, the rules. 149 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:07,201 Okay. So you, me and London. 150 00:11:07,451 --> 00:11:09,661 Looking at people differently. 151 00:11:10,371 --> 00:11:14,041 Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London with someone. 152 00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:15,584 But what'd he mean by "rules"? 153 00:11:16,752 --> 00:11:20,589 Wait. He stopped talking the minute Phoebe came in. 154 00:11:20,839 --> 00:11:24,968 -Because he was looking at her differently. -And Phoebe is his friend. 155 00:11:25,135 --> 00:11:27,304 So he thinks that would be breaking the rules. 156 00:11:27,513 --> 00:11:30,766 My God, he wants to do it with Phoebe in London! 157 00:11:31,266 --> 00:11:34,269 -You guys? -Just a minute! 158 00:11:34,645 --> 00:11:38,816 -That's Mrs. Tribbiani. -You don't say anything. 159 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,026 Why would I say anything? 160 00:11:41,193 --> 00:11:44,738 That two of our friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives? 161 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:48,617 They would have me to thank. Then we could all start having babies! 162 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:52,996 -I'm not gonna let you say anything. -You just stay here. 163 00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:55,374 Oh, God! 164 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,296 Hey, Monica, I brought back your iron. 165 00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:05,050 Oh, you had that? I thought I lost it. I got a new one a month ago. 166 00:12:05,217 --> 00:12:07,386 Oh, just as well. I broke this one. 167 00:12:13,308 --> 00:12:15,060 -What? -Nothing. 168 00:12:17,354 --> 00:12:21,191 I really shouldn't say. I'm really not supposed to. 169 00:12:21,442 --> 00:12:22,693 Fine. 170 00:12:23,277 --> 00:12:25,571 It's a humdinger. 171 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,740 Well, then it's really too bad that you can't tell me. 172 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,325 Somebody likes you! 173 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:35,998 Is it Chandler? 174 00:12:37,374 --> 00:12:40,377 -No! -Then tell him to stop staring. 175 00:12:41,420 --> 00:12:42,629 It's Joey. 176 00:12:43,464 --> 00:12:47,551 Really? Joey? You don't say. 177 00:12:47,759 --> 00:12:52,139 -Is it something you'd be interested in? -I don't know, I don't know. 178 00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:56,477 You know, I mean, on the one hand, "Mother, may I?" 179 00:12:58,437 --> 00:13:01,607 But, you know, on the other hand.. 180 00:13:02,608 --> 00:13:06,236 No. No, I can't. We're friends. 181 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:09,114 Oh, no. I don't wanna risk what we have. 182 00:13:09,364 --> 00:13:14,620 I guess that makes sense. You think you're gonna talk to him? 183 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:18,749 Sure. I mean, it's Joey. I don't want him to get hurt. 184 00:13:19,791 --> 00:13:23,378 Well, I must say, I am on fire! First Chandler, now Joey. 185 00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:28,467 -Not Chandler. Just Joey. -Sure. 186 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:39,645 You know what? I've been thinking about it. I'm coming around on the name Ruth. 187 00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,564 I think I would actually consider naming our child that. 188 00:13:43,273 --> 00:13:47,611 Rach, I can't tell you how much that means to me. 189 00:13:50,614 --> 00:13:52,658 Wait a minute. 190 00:13:53,242 --> 00:13:59,164 Wait a minute. You hated the name Ruth. Why would you change your mind? 191 00:13:59,414 --> 00:14:03,085 Unless you know we're never gonna have to use it. 192 00:14:03,335 --> 00:14:06,171 You did see. You know it's a boy! 193 00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:09,675 I didn't see anything. I actually changed my mind about the name. 194 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:12,761 I don't think so. You're giving me Ruth.. 195 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,223 so you get to name him when it's a boy. 196 00:14:16,473 --> 00:14:22,354 That's when you'll swoop in and name him Heath or Blaine or Sequoia. 197 00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:24,856 I would.. Sequoia! 198 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:28,068 -Veto. -Fine. 199 00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:32,906 Unless.. 200 00:14:33,699 --> 00:14:37,202 you anticipated that I would figure all this out.. 201 00:14:37,411 --> 00:14:40,789 and you know that it actually is a girl. 202 00:14:40,998 --> 00:14:44,501 And you really do want her to be named Ruth. 203 00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:50,382 Well, I'm not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table! 204 00:14:50,632 --> 00:14:55,512 -But, Ross, you want the name Ruth. -Not like this! 205 00:15:00,309 --> 00:15:01,768 What's up? 206 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:06,148 -Joey, I know. -What? 207 00:15:07,608 --> 00:15:11,236 -I know. -What? 208 00:15:12,362 --> 00:15:16,575 -I know about your feelings. -Oh, my God, you do? 209 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:21,997 I'm sorry. Things worked out for Chandler and Monica, but that's rare. 210 00:15:22,247 --> 00:15:27,419 I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys. 211 00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:30,088 I mean, it's Rachel, for God's sakes. 212 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:35,260 For God's sakes, it's Rachel! 213 00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:40,640 I know! She's not only my friend, she's my pregnant friend. 214 00:15:40,891 --> 00:15:43,644 She's my pregnant friend who's Ross 'ex! 215 00:15:43,894 --> 00:15:46,021 Yeah, that's Rachel. 216 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,939 Beat me over the head with it. 217 00:15:50,484 --> 00:15:55,113 What am I gonna do? I keep trying to get rid of these feelings. 218 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:59,117 I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I don't like about her. 219 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,161 -You wanna hear it? -Yeah. 220 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:09,711 "She made me switch to light mayo." That's it! That's all I got! 221 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:13,298 You know what? Tastes the same and my pants fit better. 222 00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:19,096 Joey, I think you're getting upset for nothing. This is probably just a crush. 223 00:16:19,513 --> 00:16:20,764 You think? 224 00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:24,851 Absolutely. You get this rush of feelings, but then it goes away. 225 00:16:25,060 --> 00:16:29,564 Yeah, just a crush. That's all this is. It's a crush! 226 00:16:29,815 --> 00:16:32,693 I'm Joey. I don't get deep feelings. 227 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:35,779 There you go. Crushes happen all the time. 228 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:39,616 I know I've had them for all you guys. Except for Ross and Chandler. 229 00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:45,414 -And I'm sure you've had them for us. -Not really. 230 00:16:47,082 --> 00:16:48,834 Throw me a bone here. 231 00:16:57,217 --> 00:17:01,221 So I called the doctor. 232 00:17:01,805 --> 00:17:05,976 -Now we both know the sex of the baby. -What? 233 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:10,313 That's right. The student has become the master. 234 00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:16,486 -Ross, I swear. I don't know. -Oh, come on, you know it's a girl. 235 00:17:16,695 --> 00:17:18,155 A what? 236 00:17:19,531 --> 00:17:20,740 You really didn't know? 237 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:23,452 -We're having a girl? -No. 238 00:17:23,744 --> 00:17:25,537 -That's what you said. -No. 239 00:17:25,787 --> 00:17:29,875 -You said girl. -Yes. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 240 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,461 I'm not! We're having a girl! 241 00:17:32,753 --> 00:17:37,674 Sometimes I can't believe it's with you, but still, we're having a girl! 242 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:43,263 I know! You know what? I'm putting Ruth back on the table. 243 00:17:43,472 --> 00:17:46,767 Yes, we'll have ourselves a little baby Ruth. 244 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,774 -Permission to veto. -Yes, please. 245 00:18:01,156 --> 00:18:03,325 Do I smell essential oils? 246 00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:07,037 Yeah. I'm gonna take a bath. I was just gonna get a magazine. 247 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:24,679 What do you think you're doing? 248 00:18:26,598 --> 00:18:28,934 Leaving my troubles behind? 249 00:18:29,935 --> 00:18:34,231 I know that you're new at this, but this is unacceptable bath decorum. 250 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:38,109 It's so hard to care when you're this relaxed. 251 00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:42,322 Okay, fine. You can have the bath, but I am taking your boat. 252 00:18:42,739 --> 00:18:44,616 Now you're just a girl in a tub. 253 00:18:48,578 --> 00:18:50,121 Hi, bubbles. Manly. 254 00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:54,209 I thought I would drop by and let you know how it went. 255 00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:56,253 You told her? 256 00:18:56,670 --> 00:19:01,007 She pulled it out of me! She's like a conversational wizard! 257 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:05,095 -How did it go? -You were wrong. He doesn't like me. 258 00:19:05,303 --> 00:19:08,598 How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors' house.. 259 00:19:08,765 --> 00:19:10,892 and I told you he liked you and you went there.. 260 00:19:11,059 --> 00:19:14,187 and you found out that he didn't like you. How would you feel? 261 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:20,819 -I don't think I'd care. -Really? Lee Majors is hot. 262 00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:26,658 -Hello? -We're in the bathroom! 263 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:31,246 -Why? -Because it's a relaxing and enjoyable time! 264 00:19:33,748 --> 00:19:37,419 -What are you guys doing in here? -Oh, my God. 265 00:19:37,669 --> 00:19:42,257 A friend he's looking at differently, but it's wrong. 266 00:19:42,507 --> 00:19:44,884 -It's Rachel! -You like Rachel? 267 00:19:45,093 --> 00:19:49,973 It's no big deal. Phoebe and I talked. It's a crush. It'll go away. 268 00:19:50,181 --> 00:19:52,225 Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles. 269 00:19:55,186 --> 00:19:57,439 Mazel tov. 270 00:19:58,773 --> 00:20:02,444 Ross and I were looking for you. 271 00:20:02,694 --> 00:20:06,948 What are we all doing in here? Oh, my. 272 00:20:08,658 --> 00:20:13,705 -Honey, cover it up with the boat. -It's not an aircraft carrier. 273 00:20:15,165 --> 00:20:16,374 Hello? 274 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:20,545 We're all in here, and we'd love for you to join us! 275 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:28,470 Well, hey! What's going on? Oh, cool boat. Oh, no. 276 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,224 -Did you tell them? -No. I was waiting for you. 277 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,935 -Tell us what? -We're having a girl. 278 00:20:36,186 --> 00:20:38,688 Oh, wow! Really? 279 00:20:42,317 --> 00:20:43,777 I'll get you later. 280 00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:54,746 All right. It's a new day. And it's just a crush. 281 00:20:55,038 --> 00:20:57,707 That's all. Just a little crush. 282 00:20:57,958 --> 00:21:01,753 All that worrying I was doing? That was crazy. 283 00:21:02,003 --> 00:21:05,924 Like my friend the bird here would say, "It was cuckoo!" 284 00:21:10,053 --> 00:21:13,598 Everything's gonna be fine. It's just a crush. 285 00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:19,145 -Hi, sweetie. -I love you. 286 00:21:26,611 --> 00:21:29,280 It's nice to do this together, isn't it? 287 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:34,119 Yeah. And what you're doing feels so good. 288 00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,287 I'm not touching you. 289 00:21:37,455 --> 00:21:39,791 -You're not? -It's the salts. 290 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:43,378 Oh, sweet Lord, new realms of pleasure. 291 00:21:45,463 --> 00:21:47,924 Whatever keeps you off the balcony, big guy.