1 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:04,330 Did we get paper towels? 2 00:00:04,539 --> 00:00:06,541 You mean the thing we went to the store for? 3 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:08,167 Nope. 4 00:00:09,252 --> 00:00:11,838 Hey, I got you a present! 5 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:14,424 Oh, my goodness, where did you hide it? 6 00:00:14,632 --> 00:00:18,344 I ordered it for your wedding and it's finally here! 7 00:00:18,553 --> 00:00:21,097 You didn't have to get us anything.. 8 00:00:21,347 --> 00:00:24,142 I love it! It's huge! Let's open it! 9 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:30,857 -It's a Ms. Pac-Man machine! -Oh, my God! 10 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:33,151 I didn't know where to put it. 11 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:37,155 -We can put it in the guest bedroom. -Yeah, okay. 12 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:42,702 I kind of like it here. 13 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:44,120 Do you like it? 14 00:00:44,370 --> 00:00:48,249 I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade. 15 00:00:48,499 --> 00:00:51,794 -This was my second favorite. -What's your first? 16 00:00:52,003 --> 00:00:55,548 -I don't remember the name. -Well, what did it do? 17 00:00:55,757 --> 00:01:00,928 You'd put a quarter in, pull some handles and win a candy bar. 18 00:01:01,137 --> 00:01:03,389 A vending machine? 19 00:01:03,598 --> 00:01:07,393 Don't feel bad for me. I won every time! 20 00:01:44,764 --> 00:01:47,099 I'm so glad you guys are here. 21 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:50,812 Guess what happened in the paleontology department. 22 00:01:51,062 --> 00:01:54,815 Do you think he saw us, or can we still slip out? 23 00:01:55,066 --> 00:01:59,195 Professor Newman, the department head, is retiring, so.. 24 00:01:59,445 --> 00:02:04,492 -They made you head of the department! -I'm teaching his advanced class! 25 00:02:05,576 --> 00:02:08,120 Why didn't I get head of the department? 26 00:02:08,287 --> 00:02:10,790 Great. You've always wanted to teach an advanced class. 27 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:15,169 No, I know. It's really exciting. This is the break I've been waiting for. 28 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,755 I'm not sure a court-ordered detox program.. 29 00:02:17,922 --> 00:02:20,842 was the break Professor Newman was waiting for. 30 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,009 But, hey. 31 00:02:23,219 --> 00:02:28,015 Hey, Rach, I got a big date. Do you know a good restaurant? 32 00:02:28,933 --> 00:02:33,354 Paul's Cafe. It's got great food and it's really romantic. 33 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:34,856 Great, thanks. 34 00:02:35,064 --> 00:02:38,568 Then take her to the Four Seasons for drinks. 35 00:02:39,235 --> 00:02:42,530 Or go downtown and listen to some jazz. 36 00:02:42,738 --> 00:02:45,324 Or dancing. Oh, take her dancing! 37 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:49,120 You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex. 38 00:02:50,246 --> 00:02:54,375 I miss dating. Dressing up, going to a fancy restaurant. 39 00:02:55,084 --> 00:02:59,505 I won't be able to do that for so long. And it's so much fun. 40 00:02:59,922 --> 00:03:04,385 Not that sitting around worrying about giving birth isn't fun. 41 00:03:05,887 --> 00:03:09,557 Hey, you know what? Why don't I take you out. 42 00:03:09,891 --> 00:03:12,810 You don't want to date a pregnant lady. 43 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:15,813 Yes, I do. We're gonna have a good time. 44 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:20,526 I'll take your mind off of childbirth, and C-sections.. 45 00:03:20,735 --> 00:03:23,029 and baby heads stretching out.. 46 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:24,864 Okay, I'll go with you. 47 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:27,533 -It will be fun. -All right. 48 00:03:27,742 --> 00:03:29,619 No, no! Yes! 49 00:03:30,995 --> 00:03:32,622 Would you look at that. 50 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:36,125 I knocked off all your top scores. How sad. 51 00:03:36,334 --> 00:03:37,627 Okay, I'm next. 52 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:41,172 Don't start another game. I'm next! Phoebe? 53 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:45,384 Sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the winning. 54 00:03:45,718 --> 00:03:49,263 -Phoebe's hogging the game. -It's a stupid game. 55 00:03:49,472 --> 00:03:52,433 You think it's stupid because you suck. 56 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,561 I don't suck. It sucks. 57 00:03:55,811 --> 00:03:58,064 You suck. 58 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:04,362 If this game is gonna cause problems, I should keep it. 59 00:04:04,570 --> 00:04:07,448 No, I love it. It is a great present. 60 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:11,744 Why don't you go home and wait for the thank-you card? 61 00:04:11,953 --> 00:04:17,249 -Why do you want to play this game? -It doesn't spit out a Clark Bar. 62 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:21,128 Okay. Phoebe, that's it. Out of the chair. 63 00:04:22,713 --> 00:04:24,924 Phoebe! Chandler! 64 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:29,011 No, no. This is a girl fight. I'm hoping it will turn into love-play. 65 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:34,058 Okay, look. Honey, I'm sorry.. 66 00:04:34,225 --> 00:04:38,104 I'm acting hostile. I don't mean to. It's just that I love this game so much.. 67 00:04:38,270 --> 00:04:40,815 that I would just like the chance to play it too. 68 00:04:40,982 --> 00:04:44,318 Wow, it's amazing how well I can play with you yapping around my head.. 69 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,486 like a Chihuahua. 70 00:04:47,029 --> 00:04:50,324 All right, that's it. Chandler, help me get her out of the chair. 71 00:04:51,117 --> 00:04:53,285 Chandler, come on. 72 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:06,173 Joey, could you get that? 73 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:10,803 Joey. 74 00:05:18,853 --> 00:05:21,230 I thought you were in your room. 75 00:05:21,439 --> 00:05:24,859 I'm picking you up for our date. For you. 76 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:29,947 Lilies. They're my favorite. Thank you. 77 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:33,200 And a brownie. 78 00:05:34,410 --> 00:05:36,662 Well, half a brownie. 79 00:05:36,871 --> 00:05:38,998 Actually, it's just a bag. 80 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:44,003 It's a long walk from the flower shop and I felt faint, so.. 81 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:49,216 This is so great! I actually feel like I'm on a real date. 82 00:05:49,467 --> 00:05:54,680 But I have morning sickness and I have on underwear that goes up to.. 83 00:05:54,889 --> 00:05:56,348 there. 84 00:05:56,557 --> 00:05:59,351 Hey, come on. This is a real date. 85 00:05:59,602 --> 00:06:02,062 So nice place you got here. 86 00:06:02,897 --> 00:06:06,358 Football. Pizza box. 87 00:06:06,609 --> 00:06:10,571 Oh, a subscription to Playboy. My kind of woman. 88 00:06:10,780 --> 00:06:12,740 That's my roommate's. 89 00:06:12,948 --> 00:06:16,744 I'd like to meet him. He sounds like a standup guy. 90 00:06:16,952 --> 00:06:21,123 He's protective of me, so you'd better watch yourself. 91 00:06:21,332 --> 00:06:24,210 Your roommate, is he good-looking? 92 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:29,465 Must be tough to keep your hands off him. 93 00:06:29,965 --> 00:06:31,842 I'm pretty sure he's gay. 94 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:37,014 No! No, he's not! Why are you trying to ruin the game? 95 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:42,561 Which brings us back to Greely's Theory of Dominance. 96 00:06:43,104 --> 00:06:44,730 That's it for today. 97 00:06:45,231 --> 00:06:48,400 Does anyone know where the Freeman Building is? 98 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:50,903 It's the new building on Avenue A. 99 00:06:51,112 --> 00:06:55,157 That's across town. I'm teaching there in 10 minutes. 100 00:06:55,366 --> 00:06:57,535 Dude, that's not gonna happen. 101 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,414 Move it! Move it! 102 00:07:02,665 --> 00:07:05,126 Hey! I'm the teacher! 103 00:07:18,681 --> 00:07:20,432 Hello. 104 00:07:24,353 --> 00:07:28,816 Sorry I'm a little late. Whoa, a lot late. 105 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:32,778 Well, let me start by introducing myself. 106 00:07:32,987 --> 00:07:35,364 I'm Professor Geller. 107 00:07:36,407 --> 00:07:38,826 So to sum up.. 108 00:07:39,076 --> 00:07:43,038 I'm Professor Geller. Good job today. 109 00:07:45,791 --> 00:07:49,670 -What comes with the filet mignon? -Steamed vegetables. 110 00:07:52,798 --> 00:07:54,800 Instead of the vegetables.. 111 00:07:55,009 --> 00:07:59,305 is there any way that I could substitute the.. 112 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:01,640 three-pound lobster? 113 00:08:03,309 --> 00:08:05,436 You know what? Bring her both. 114 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:08,022 And I'll have the same. 115 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:12,276 Wow, this is shaping up to be a pretty good date. 116 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:15,529 I almost forgot. I didn't pay you the rent. 117 00:08:15,738 --> 00:08:17,990 No roommate stuff. It's a date. 118 00:08:18,199 --> 00:08:22,828 Wow, so I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. 119 00:08:23,078 --> 00:08:24,330 Have any moves? 120 00:08:24,538 --> 00:08:28,959 No, I'm just myself, and if they don't like me for.. 121 00:08:31,420 --> 00:08:34,506 I'm sorry, I couldn't even get through that. 122 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,927 I knew it. Tell me your moves. 123 00:08:38,135 --> 00:08:39,720 All right. 124 00:08:39,929 --> 00:08:41,180 Well.. 125 00:08:41,430 --> 00:08:46,227 I start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan. 126 00:08:46,435 --> 00:08:49,897 Oh, my God. And that works? 127 00:08:50,105 --> 00:08:55,444 If you add, "This is embarrassing. I just want to have a normal life." 128 00:08:55,653 --> 00:08:58,155 You poor little famous man. 129 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,991 Okay, how about this one? 130 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:04,912 I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you.. 131 00:09:05,079 --> 00:09:08,707 but you're just so beautiful, I don't think I can. 132 00:09:10,626 --> 00:09:12,086 Oh, my God! 133 00:09:14,088 --> 00:09:18,384 Wow, that was fantastic! I almost leaned in. Really. 134 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:20,719 So tell me one of your moves. 135 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:22,930 All right. 136 00:09:25,808 --> 00:09:28,310 So where'd you grow up? 137 00:09:29,103 --> 00:09:30,729 That's your move? 138 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,816 Boy, Rach, you're lucky you're hot. 139 00:09:34,024 --> 00:09:37,987 -Come on, just answer the question. -Queens. 140 00:09:38,279 --> 00:09:40,572 Were you close to your parents? 141 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:44,034 -With my mom. Not so much my dad. -Why not? 142 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:47,288 I don't know. There's just this distance. 143 00:09:47,538 --> 00:09:51,083 We both try to pretend it's not there, but it is. 144 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,253 It's gotta be rough. 145 00:09:54,503 --> 00:09:58,465 Yeah, it's really tough. Sometimes I think.. 146 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,509 Wow! 147 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:05,764 Nice move! 148 00:10:06,015 --> 00:10:09,601 -"Where'd you grow up?" So simple. -Thank you. 149 00:10:09,852 --> 00:10:12,855 Now, excuse me. I'm gonna use the restroom. 150 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:20,029 -Now you're watching me walk away. -Yes, I am! So simple! 151 00:10:24,616 --> 00:10:29,121 -You won't believe what I did today. -Clearly not shower or shave. 152 00:10:29,330 --> 00:10:32,666 I played this all day, and now I rule. 153 00:10:32,958 --> 00:10:36,295 They should change the name to "Ms. Chandler." 154 00:10:38,172 --> 00:10:40,382 Although, I hope they don't. 155 00:10:40,632 --> 00:10:45,929 You stayed home and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went to work like a chump? 156 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:51,018 I got the top 10 scores. I erased Phoebe off the board. High-five! 157 00:10:52,436 --> 00:10:55,397 What is the matter with your hand? 158 00:10:58,275 --> 00:11:00,319 I played for eight hours. 159 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:03,447 It'll loosen up. Check out the scores. 160 00:11:03,655 --> 00:11:07,034 Also, look at the initials. They're dirty words. 161 00:11:07,284 --> 00:11:11,497 -Chandler, why would you do that? -Because it's awesome. 162 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,290 You think it's clever? 163 00:11:13,499 --> 00:11:18,670 They only give you three letters, so after A-S-S, it is a challenge. 164 00:11:19,129 --> 00:11:20,839 But clearly you're up to the task. 165 00:11:22,299 --> 00:11:26,220 -This one's not dirty. -Put it together with that one. 166 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,679 Oh. 167 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:32,851 If you don't clear this off, you won't get one of those from me. 168 00:11:33,394 --> 00:11:36,146 Ben's coming over tomorrow. This can't be there. 169 00:11:36,355 --> 00:11:40,234 -He won't know what they mean. -He's 7, not stupid. 170 00:11:40,401 --> 00:11:44,738 -Have you talked to him lately? -I'm gonna unplug it. 171 00:11:44,988 --> 00:11:48,700 I'll have nothing to show for my day. Like work. 172 00:11:49,368 --> 00:11:50,661 No! 173 00:11:51,703 --> 00:11:53,747 Hey, look! It's still there! 174 00:11:53,997 --> 00:11:57,751 This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM chip! 175 00:11:58,210 --> 00:12:01,588 Wow. The dirty words and the computer talk. 176 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,632 This is just the coolest you've ever been. 177 00:12:05,217 --> 00:12:08,220 -You gotta beat your scores. -With the claw? 178 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,890 Fine, I'll do it. We gotta get this off. 179 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:16,061 Carol's still upset that you taught him "Pull my finger." 180 00:12:16,353 --> 00:12:20,023 Pull my finger. My hand is messed up! 181 00:12:23,569 --> 00:12:28,157 -I am not gonna answer that. -Oh, come on. Just pick one. 182 00:12:28,407 --> 00:12:31,910 Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Ross.. 183 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,663 if you had to, who would you punch? 184 00:12:35,289 --> 00:12:38,500 We're friends. I wouldn't punch any of them. 185 00:12:39,001 --> 00:12:40,669 Chandler? 186 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,672 Yeah, but I don't know why. 187 00:12:44,923 --> 00:12:48,010 -I'm having a wonderful time! -Me too! 188 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:52,097 -This is the best date I ever had. -I know! 189 00:12:52,306 --> 00:12:55,934 I laughed so hard. Did you see the wine come out my nose? 190 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,812 Joey, I think everybody saw it. 191 00:12:59,438 --> 00:13:04,610 I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of a date so much. 192 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:09,656 That's because you have never been on a date with me before. 193 00:13:11,033 --> 00:13:13,118 All right. Now don't judge me. 194 00:13:13,327 --> 00:13:17,956 I normally wait till my date leaves, but I'm ripping into the swan. 195 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,918 Okay, then you don't judge me. 196 00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:24,630 I'm gonna suck on the cellophane from that brownie. 197 00:13:33,764 --> 00:13:35,515 Oh, yeah. 198 00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:40,437 So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani's end-of-the-night moves? 199 00:13:42,814 --> 00:13:46,610 Well, if I want the girl to kiss me.. 200 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:50,239 first, I make my lips look irresistible. 201 00:13:50,447 --> 00:13:51,698 How do you do it? 202 00:13:52,074 --> 00:13:55,827 Now you can't tell anyone, but.. 203 00:13:56,119 --> 00:13:59,539 I put on shiny lip balm. 204 00:14:00,165 --> 00:14:05,295 -Oh, my God. -Like a moth to a flame, I tell you. 205 00:14:05,796 --> 00:14:09,216 -Okay, now you go. -No, I don't want to tell you. 206 00:14:09,424 --> 00:14:11,301 -Why not? -It's embarrassing. 207 00:14:11,677 --> 00:14:15,305 More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm? 208 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:19,017 I didn't say raspberry before, did I? 209 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,729 Just tell me, Rach. Just tell me. 210 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,106 Okay. 211 00:14:24,356 --> 00:14:26,358 All right, stand up. 212 00:14:28,777 --> 00:14:31,113 Well, when we're at the door.. 213 00:14:31,363 --> 00:14:36,201 I lightly press my lips against his. 214 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:40,622 Then move into his body, just for a second. 215 00:14:40,872 --> 00:14:43,333 And then I make this sound: 216 00:14:49,006 --> 00:14:52,050 It doesn't sound like anything, but it works. 217 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:55,512 Oh, yeah. That would work, yeah. 218 00:14:56,638 --> 00:15:01,226 All right, I gotta go to bed. I had such a wonderful time. 219 00:15:07,316 --> 00:15:09,318 Me too. 220 00:15:20,829 --> 00:15:24,166 You were 50 minutes late? Did you crawl? 221 00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:27,210 No, I ran, okay? It's really far. 222 00:15:27,461 --> 00:15:31,673 When did people stop understanding "Get out of my way"? 223 00:15:32,341 --> 00:15:34,259 Why didn't you take a cab? 224 00:15:34,468 --> 00:15:39,389 With the traffic and one-way streets, it'd take me twice as long. 225 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:44,394 And I have class three times a week. Who am I, Rockefeller? 226 00:15:45,187 --> 00:15:47,606 You won't be able to keep doing this. 227 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:51,526 If I don't, they'll take the class away from me. 228 00:15:51,777 --> 00:15:54,780 And I put it in my family newsletter. 229 00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:59,326 -Your what? -You've seen it, The Geller Yeller. 230 00:16:00,786 --> 00:16:03,830 Right. Wow. 231 00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:09,211 I figured out a faster route. I'm sure I can make it this time. 232 00:16:09,503 --> 00:16:14,633 I just can't be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars. 233 00:16:16,093 --> 00:16:18,512 -Hey. -Hi! 234 00:16:18,929 --> 00:16:21,807 Remember when we talked about Cujo? 235 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:25,310 I can't believe you haven't seen Cujo. 236 00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:27,521 Relax, it isn't Citizen Kane. 237 00:16:27,729 --> 00:16:30,899 Have you ever sat through Citizen Kane? 238 00:16:31,149 --> 00:16:35,195 Yeah, it's really boring. But it's, like, a big deal. 239 00:16:35,654 --> 00:16:38,782 Anyway, I was thinking about renting Cujo. 240 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,410 Well, let's do it tonight. 241 00:16:41,618 --> 00:16:45,205 -Don't you have that big date? -Oh, right. 242 00:16:45,414 --> 00:16:48,834 -Hey, Joey, can I ask you something? -Yeah. 243 00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:51,920 After our date, did you feel weird? 244 00:16:52,129 --> 00:16:56,842 Oh, my God. You did too? It freaked me out. What was that? 245 00:16:57,050 --> 00:17:02,556 I don't know. I'm kind of thinking it was the lobster. 246 00:17:05,559 --> 00:17:08,603 Oh, yeah. Yeah, the lobster. 247 00:17:08,812 --> 00:17:12,190 -I was up sick all night. -Me too. All night. 248 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:15,110 Really? We didn't cross paths. 249 00:17:15,318 --> 00:17:18,238 Yeah, well, that's because.. 250 00:17:18,447 --> 00:17:20,949 I stayed in my room. 251 00:17:21,825 --> 00:17:24,578 You don't want to look in my hamper. 252 00:17:29,332 --> 00:17:30,834 Okay, I got that. 253 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:34,087 I'll escape there. I'll come back here. 254 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,007 All right. Come on, Ms. Pac-Man. 255 00:17:38,842 --> 00:17:42,345 Well, you're just a little bitch, aren't you?! 256 00:17:44,473 --> 00:17:46,516 Hey, you guys? 257 00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:50,228 I'm sorry that I was hogging the game before. 258 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,565 But if you don't get off soon, I will cut you. 259 00:17:55,776 --> 00:18:01,823 Oh, my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials. 260 00:18:02,032 --> 00:18:03,492 They're all Chandler. 261 00:18:03,742 --> 00:18:06,036 Chandler couldn't get this good. 262 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:11,082 I did. But it came at a price. 263 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,419 Ben's coming, and he can't see this. 264 00:18:14,628 --> 00:18:18,089 By age 7, kids have already seen orgies. 265 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,762 Was it just me? 266 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:28,850 So.. 267 00:18:29,017 --> 00:18:30,560 we're about out of time. 268 00:18:30,727 --> 00:18:35,190 Now, I know I've given you a lot of new information. 269 00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:39,110 And it may seem a little overwhelming. 270 00:18:42,113 --> 00:18:44,157 But, if there's one thing.. 271 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,618 you need to take away from class today.. 272 00:18:49,204 --> 00:18:50,455 it's that.. 273 00:18:50,622 --> 00:18:54,000 dinosaurs ain't never coming back. 274 00:18:54,584 --> 00:18:57,045 I'll see you next time. 275 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:13,812 Yes, I made it! I'm on time! 276 00:19:18,441 --> 00:19:21,528 Okay, why don't we all.. 277 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,324 open our books to page 23.. 278 00:19:26,575 --> 00:19:28,034 where.. 279 00:19:29,452 --> 00:19:32,372 where you will see.. 280 00:19:34,249 --> 00:19:38,336 a bunch of red spots. 281 00:19:39,838 --> 00:19:44,759 Okay, why don't you all start to read while I.. 282 00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:53,560 This is so embarrassing. 283 00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:56,771 I just want to have a normal life. 284 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,858 Wow, that's an expensive bottle of wine. 285 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,985 It is? 286 00:20:02,152 --> 00:20:04,487 That's funny, my fans don't normally do that. 287 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:16,458 Are you all right? You seem a little distracted. 288 00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:20,128 No, no, I'm fine. It's just.. 289 00:20:20,921 --> 00:20:23,423 Hey, can I ask you something? 290 00:20:23,632 --> 00:20:26,509 Have you ever looked at someone you know.. 291 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:30,305 and suddenly seen them in a different way? 292 00:20:30,513 --> 00:20:32,557 You mean like from behind? 293 00:20:37,062 --> 00:20:40,482 Yeah. That's exactly it. 294 00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:44,986 I saw this guy from behind, and he seemed totally normal. 295 00:20:45,236 --> 00:20:48,949 And then he turned around and it was Stephen Baldwin! 296 00:20:50,075 --> 00:20:51,409 Yeah. 297 00:20:51,701 --> 00:20:54,079 So you know exactly what I mean. 298 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:57,582 Totally! Wow. 299 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,628 -Would you excuse me? -Sure. 300 00:21:13,765 --> 00:21:16,226 -Phoebe! You're on fire! -I know! 301 00:21:16,518 --> 00:21:17,769 You can do it! 302 00:21:17,978 --> 00:21:19,979 -Don't touch me! -Don't touch her! 303 00:21:20,188 --> 00:21:22,482 Go left! Go right! Go right! 304 00:21:22,691 --> 00:21:24,359 I can't! I can't! 305 00:21:24,609 --> 00:21:27,779 No! You son of a.. 306 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:42,585 Phoebe?! 307 00:21:43,086 --> 00:21:46,840 Oh, hi, Ben. No, don't look at the machine! 308 00:21:56,099 --> 00:21:59,769 Thank God you're home! I'm watching Cujo. 309 00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:04,607 -Alone? -Yes! What is wrong with this dog? 310 00:22:04,899 --> 00:22:08,945 Did you get to the part where Cujo throws himself at the car? 311 00:22:09,154 --> 00:22:13,074 No, seriously, what's wrong with the dog? 312 00:22:13,408 --> 00:22:15,785 Wait, what happened to your date? 313 00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:18,371 Oh, it didn't work out. 314 00:22:18,580 --> 00:22:23,293 -Want to watch the rest of the movie? -Oh, okay. Yeah. 315 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,879 I never thought I'd say this.. 316 00:22:26,129 --> 00:22:28,381 but I hope this dog dies. 317 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:33,553 What are you doing? Sit here. Protect me. 318 00:22:33,762 --> 00:22:36,973 Oh. Sure, yeah. Why not? 319 00:22:41,102 --> 00:22:42,562 Okay. 320 00:22:47,358 --> 00:22:51,196 -That's him, that's him! That's Cujo! -I know. 321 00:22:52,322 --> 00:22:54,824 It's gonna be okay. 322 00:22:55,075 --> 00:23:00,371 Oh, my God. What's he gonna do now? I can't watch. 323 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:05,668 How can you watch this? Aren't you scared? 324 00:23:09,506 --> 00:23:11,549 Terrified. 325 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:26,439 So is everybody here? I got here a little early, myself. 326 00:23:26,731 --> 00:23:27,732 Let us begin. 327 00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:34,114 Now, the hadrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations. 328 00:23:36,366 --> 00:23:37,992 Here.. 329 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,078 and.. 330 00:23:40,954 --> 00:23:42,080 here. 331 00:23:42,956 --> 00:23:45,750 Now, as for the hydrosaurs..