1 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:07,625 -Hey. -Hey. So, what do you think? 2 00:00:08,626 --> 00:00:12,171 New haircut? Necklace? Dress? 3 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,799 Boots? Boots! 4 00:00:16,175 --> 00:00:20,888 Now, they're a little more than I usually spend on boots. Or rent. 5 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:25,351 Did you say you bought "boots" or "boats"? 6 00:00:26,144 --> 00:00:27,478 I know. 7 00:00:27,645 --> 00:00:33,151 -I'll miss being able to afford food. -I'm sorry. They just looked so good. 8 00:00:33,359 --> 00:00:35,027 The saleswoman was like: 9 00:00:35,278 --> 00:00:39,031 -"These are too expensive for you." -She had a point. 10 00:00:39,741 --> 00:00:42,827 -Hey. -Hi. Oh, my God. 11 00:00:43,035 --> 00:00:48,541 -Oh, Monica, those boots are amazing. -They're mine! 12 00:00:49,167 --> 00:00:55,131 -Too bad we're gonna have to return them. -Return them? They're gonna hear you. 13 00:00:55,465 --> 00:00:59,427 I'm not returning them. I know they cost a lot, but I'll wear them all the time. 14 00:00:59,635 --> 00:01:03,723 You'll see. Besides, I love the compliments. 15 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:06,768 Have you ever had something so beautiful, everyone wants it? 16 00:01:06,976 --> 00:01:11,772 -I have you. -Nice try. I'm keeping the boots. 17 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:52,396 That's right. I love you. 18 00:01:52,605 --> 00:01:56,776 And I'm gonna play with you all the time. 19 00:01:56,984 --> 00:02:00,947 How can you let him talk to your crotch like that? 20 00:02:03,115 --> 00:02:07,203 -He's talking to the baby. -Oh! Okay. 21 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:12,416 Okay, because when he said, "I can't wait for your first words".. 22 00:02:12,667 --> 00:02:14,919 I thought, "There's a trick." 23 00:02:16,712 --> 00:02:19,924 Well, I gotta go, you guys. I'll see you later. 24 00:02:20,132 --> 00:02:22,218 -Okay. Bye. -Bye. 25 00:02:23,469 --> 00:02:28,808 Hey, listen. Can you do me a favor? My sister knows you work at Ralph Lauren.. 26 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:32,436 Forget it. No way. I am not sending more Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. 27 00:02:32,687 --> 00:02:34,814 -It is a waste. -No, not her. 28 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:38,651 My youngest sister, Dina, is interested in fashion. 29 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:42,154 She wants to talk to someone successful to give her some advice. 30 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:46,242 -I guess I could talk to my supervisors. -No, she wants to talk to you. 31 00:02:46,450 --> 00:02:51,455 Really? Oh, my God. I'm successful. 32 00:02:51,664 --> 00:02:55,126 -Okay, so would you meet with her? -Yes, I'd love to. Have her come by. 33 00:02:55,334 --> 00:03:00,298 Great, thanks. You'll love her. She's the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. 34 00:03:00,506 --> 00:03:02,008 -Yeah, you know the SATs? -Yeah. 35 00:03:02,174 --> 00:03:03,843 She took them. 36 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:09,640 -Doesn't Ben go to Smithfield Day School? -Yeah. Why? 37 00:03:09,849 --> 00:03:13,144 -Sting has a son that goes there too. -I know. He's in Ben's class. 38 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:19,692 You knew and never said anything? With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us? 39 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:25,573 Fine, no more dinosaur stuff. Can I talk about fossils? 40 00:03:30,661 --> 00:03:33,581 "Sting's son, 7 years old." And there's a picture. 41 00:03:33,789 --> 00:03:38,753 What are you reading, "The Kidnapper's Guide to Manhattan Private Schools"? 42 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:42,340 It's New York Magazine. It's an article about the city's best schools. 43 00:03:42,548 --> 00:03:46,594 -So how well do you know Sting? -I actually haven't even met him. 44 00:03:46,844 --> 00:03:51,724 Yeah. That's too bad. I really wanna go to his concert Friday, but it's sold out. 45 00:03:51,891 --> 00:03:55,936 I know! Why don't you meet him and get tickets. 46 00:03:56,187 --> 00:03:58,731 If you get two, I'll take you. 47 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:01,400 I'm picking Ben up tomorrow. Maybe he'll be there. 48 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:06,364 There you go. You're so lucky. You might get to meet Sting tomorrow. 49 00:04:06,572 --> 00:04:09,075 That's why you have kids. 50 00:04:15,831 --> 00:04:17,291 -Hey, guys. -Hey. 51 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:20,920 Hi, Monica. Hi, boots. 52 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:26,258 See, Chandler? I'm getting a lot of use out of them already. They're very practical. 53 00:04:26,550 --> 00:04:29,387 You can wear them with dresses, skirts, pants.. 54 00:04:29,595 --> 00:04:34,266 You wear them with shorts on the corner and earn the money to pay for them. 55 00:04:35,226 --> 00:04:39,397 -Wow, they're beautiful. -They hurt so much. 56 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,774 -What? -The guy who made these.. 57 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:45,111 hates feet and wants to see them die. 58 00:04:45,361 --> 00:04:49,490 Give them to me. I haven't felt my feet in years. 59 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:54,286 I can't. I told Chandler I'd wear them all the time. I can't just give them away. 60 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:57,790 -Then get your money back and return them. -I can't do that either. 61 00:04:57,999 --> 00:05:03,129 The soles are scuffed up, and the insides are filled with my blood. 62 00:05:05,131 --> 00:05:09,260 -Hey. -Hey, I just picked up Ben from school. 63 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:12,972 I don't think you did a very thorough job. 64 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,391 I dropped him off at Carol's. 65 00:05:15,599 --> 00:05:18,436 Anyway, it turns out I'm not gonna get those tickets, though. 66 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:19,937 Oh, no. Why not? 67 00:05:20,146 --> 00:05:23,983 It turns out Ben and Sting's son do not get along. 68 00:05:24,191 --> 00:05:27,153 -How come? -Apparently, Sting's son made fun.. 69 00:05:27,403 --> 00:05:30,698 of the fact that Ben's moms are "lesbenims." 70 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:36,454 Wait. If they don't get along, smooth things over. Make them be friends. 71 00:05:36,662 --> 00:05:39,749 -You can't force kids to be friends. -Sure you can. 72 00:05:39,915 --> 00:05:42,626 Give them some blocks. Put them in a playpen. 73 00:05:43,335 --> 00:05:46,380 -Playpen? Ben's 7. -Your kid is 7? 74 00:05:48,424 --> 00:05:50,509 He's really small. 75 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:55,931 -Please get the tickets. -I'm sorry. I just can't do it. 76 00:05:56,140 --> 00:05:59,935 -Yes, you can. Sting says so himself. -What? 77 00:06:05,357 --> 00:06:06,692 Look, I'm sorry.. 78 00:06:11,906 --> 00:06:13,574 Phoebe? 79 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:27,505 Here she is: future fashion superstar. 80 00:06:27,713 --> 00:06:31,675 -Oh, Joey, I'm hardly.. -My little sister Dina. 81 00:06:31,884 --> 00:06:33,969 -Hi, Dina. Nice to meet you. -Hi. 82 00:06:34,178 --> 00:06:37,473 Thanks so much for meeting with me. Joey's told me so much about you. 83 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,933 This is so exciting for her. 84 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:42,394 -Ralph Lauren smiled at her in the elevator. -You sure it was at you? 85 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:45,981 Because he likes it sometimes when the buttons light up. 86 00:06:46,148 --> 00:06:51,654 Well, I'll let you two "fashists" get down to business. 87 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:56,826 You, be good, learn a lot. And if she takes you to the freebie room, I need shirts.. 88 00:06:56,992 --> 00:07:01,956 but none with that creepy logo with the guy riding the dog, holding the bone. 89 00:07:02,414 --> 00:07:04,583 Okay. All right, Dina. 90 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:08,587 Well, let's talk about the different areas of fashion.. 91 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,923 that you could get involved in. 92 00:07:11,132 --> 00:07:15,511 Let's see, there's design. But you may need a whole other degree for that. 93 00:07:15,719 --> 00:07:19,723 -Sales is great. You get to travel. -I don't care about fashion. 94 00:07:19,890 --> 00:07:24,436 I'm pregnant. And I know you are too, so you gotta help me. 95 00:07:26,021 --> 00:07:28,399 Then there's marketing. 96 00:07:51,422 --> 00:07:55,301 -What's wrong? -Nothing. I just was yawning. 97 00:07:56,427 --> 00:08:00,222 -Don't forget, my office party's tonight. -That's tonight? 98 00:08:00,389 --> 00:08:04,685 I forgot all about the "secret Santa" gift. 99 00:08:05,394 --> 00:08:07,187 Do we like this? 100 00:08:07,771 --> 00:08:09,940 We don't really have to go to this thing, do we? 101 00:08:10,107 --> 00:08:16,155 I know that you don't like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. 102 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:20,034 See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining. 103 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:24,914 -I don't wanna wear the boots tonight. -Why not? 104 00:08:25,122 --> 00:08:29,418 I'm worried your bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. 105 00:08:29,627 --> 00:08:33,213 Or your assistant will see them and want a raise. 106 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:37,468 Do you think I work some kind of boot-pricing company? 107 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:41,263 I picked out this outfit I wanna wear, and the boots don't go with it. 108 00:08:41,472 --> 00:08:46,435 You said those boots go with skirts, dresses and pants. 109 00:08:46,602 --> 00:08:50,064 What are you planning on wearing, a chicken suit? 110 00:08:50,814 --> 00:08:53,400 Fine. If you want me to, I'll wear the boots. 111 00:08:53,609 --> 00:08:57,988 In fact, I'll go into my room right now and try the outfit on. 112 00:09:02,952 --> 00:09:05,496 Christmas party in my boots! 113 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:13,545 I can't go in there. I can't tell him. 114 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:18,050 It's gonna be okay. He has been incredibly supportive of me. 115 00:09:18,259 --> 00:09:22,554 And if he gets a little upset, that's what the meatball sub is for. 116 00:09:23,264 --> 00:09:25,015 -Thank you. -Okay. 117 00:09:26,267 --> 00:09:29,853 Hey! It's my fashion girls. 118 00:09:32,189 --> 00:09:34,608 -What's wrong? -Why don't you sit down. 119 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:38,570 Dina has something that she wants to tell you. 120 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:43,158 What's going on? Is it Mom? Is she sick? 121 00:09:43,409 --> 00:09:45,286 Is it Dad's heart? 122 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:47,913 Is that a sandwich? 123 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:53,544 -Mom and Dad are fine. -Is that a sandwich?! 124 00:09:55,045 --> 00:10:00,801 Joey, there's something that you should know. Dina? 125 00:10:02,011 --> 00:10:05,472 -I'm pregnant. -What? 126 00:10:05,681 --> 00:10:07,891 Now. Give him the sandwich! 127 00:10:09,393 --> 00:10:12,604 Obviously, this is a mistake. You can't be pregnant. 128 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:15,941 Because you have to have sex to get pregnant. 129 00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:19,445 Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25, like you did. 130 00:10:21,113 --> 00:10:22,573 What? Dina.. 131 00:10:26,118 --> 00:10:32,082 I can't believe this. You're the good one. You went to college! Both years! 132 00:10:34,877 --> 00:10:36,128 Who did this to you? 133 00:10:36,337 --> 00:10:40,716 Bobby Corso. But he's a real nice guy. I like him a lot. He's real funny. 134 00:10:40,883 --> 00:10:47,389 You got pregnant for "funny"? Dina, if he's funny, laugh! 135 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:53,479 -I'll be back. Stay here! -Why? Where you going? 136 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:57,024 I can't look at you right now. 137 00:11:00,319 --> 00:11:02,488 I know. 138 00:11:15,376 --> 00:11:17,753 Oh, there you are, Ben. 139 00:11:18,629 --> 00:11:20,714 You're Ben, right? 140 00:11:21,298 --> 00:11:23,467 Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here? 141 00:11:23,634 --> 00:11:26,178 I heard you're having a problem with one of the boys. 142 00:11:26,345 --> 00:11:31,850 So I thought I'd come and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. 143 00:11:32,101 --> 00:11:36,188 Now, the boy's name is Sting's son. 144 00:11:36,814 --> 00:11:39,608 Jack? I hate him. He's a jerk. 145 00:11:39,817 --> 00:11:43,862 Sometimes people may seem like jerks on the outside.. 146 00:11:44,113 --> 00:11:46,698 but they have famous fathers. 147 00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:50,327 I have to go. My friend Doug is waiting for me over there. 148 00:11:50,494 --> 00:11:53,080 Wow, your friend Doug looks a lot like Billy Joel. 149 00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:57,543 -Is that who his father is? -No. His dad's a dentist. 150 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,253 Him, you're friends with. 151 00:12:05,342 --> 00:12:11,473 -Excuse me, can I help you with something? -Yes. I'm looking for Jack's parents. 152 00:12:11,723 --> 00:12:14,434 -Are you with one of the students? -I'm with Ben. 153 00:12:14,726 --> 00:12:19,857 -Are you one of Ben's mothers? -I am one of Ben's mothers. 154 00:12:20,065 --> 00:12:22,401 I'm a lesbian. 155 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:26,405 It was difficult coming out to my parents. 156 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:30,617 Well, hi. I'm Jenny Boon. I'm a new teacher here. 157 00:12:30,868 --> 00:12:35,664 -I've only met your partner, Carol. -That would make me Susan. 158 00:12:35,914 --> 00:12:41,879 Right. Are you looking for Jack's parents to discuss his problems with Ben? 159 00:12:42,087 --> 00:12:45,757 I think the parents should sit down together and have a conversation. 160 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,886 Yeah, let's do that! 161 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,013 That sounds good. 162 00:12:51,263 --> 00:12:55,934 We should sit down and talk. Me, my lover, Carol, and the Stings. 163 00:12:56,143 --> 00:13:01,440 -How will I get in touch with them? -Their number's on the contact sheet. 164 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:06,612 Could I get a copy of that? Carol threw it out. She lost ours. 165 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:11,950 She's such a scatterbrain. But, man, what a hot piece of ass. 166 00:13:17,915 --> 00:13:22,336 -You know, that party wasn't bad. -Yeah. I didn't know there'd be dancing. 167 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,546 That was a fun surprise. 168 00:13:24,796 --> 00:13:28,634 -I don't see a cab. Maybe we should walk. -No, we can't walk. 169 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,678 No. Hey, there's a cab. 170 00:13:32,095 --> 00:13:33,889 That's a police car. 171 00:13:34,056 --> 00:13:36,975 Maybe we could commit a crime, have them pick us up. 172 00:13:37,434 --> 00:13:40,395 -It's 15 blocks to the subway. Come on. -Okay. 173 00:13:40,604 --> 00:13:45,817 Do you think we can get to the subway if we climb through that manhole? 174 00:13:46,068 --> 00:13:49,196 -What's going on? -I can't walk, okay? 175 00:13:49,363 --> 00:13:52,407 -These boots were a huge mistake. -What? 176 00:13:52,658 --> 00:13:57,704 You were right. I never should have bought them. They're killing me, one toe at a time. 177 00:13:58,163 --> 00:14:02,000 -So they're really tight, huh? -I just said you were right, sweetie. 178 00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:04,795 Isn't it clear I'm delirious from the pain? 179 00:14:04,962 --> 00:14:09,091 So I was right. This is what it feels like to be right. 180 00:14:10,259 --> 00:14:13,053 It's oddly unsettling. 181 00:14:13,262 --> 00:14:15,847 How are we gonna we get home? Maybe a piggyback ride? 182 00:14:16,014 --> 00:14:19,059 I don't think me getting on your back is gonna improve matters. 183 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:22,896 Wow, being right sure doesn't help with the funny. 184 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,690 -Hop on. -Okay, wait. 185 00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:27,901 Let me just get my boots off first. 186 00:14:33,407 --> 00:14:35,367 Oh, God. 187 00:14:39,871 --> 00:14:44,543 I know you're in pain right now, but I'm a little turned-on. 188 00:14:48,714 --> 00:14:53,677 Do you ever worry that you'll be walking and your baby will just slip out? 189 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:58,890 What college was that, Dina? 190 00:15:00,392 --> 00:15:02,561 Oh, my God. Bobby? 191 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:06,606 Hi, Dina. Good to see you. 192 00:15:06,857 --> 00:15:10,986 -Joey, what are you doing? -Just what needs to be done. 193 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:15,907 -Dearly beloved, we're gathered here.. -This is crazy. 194 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,411 Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to God! 195 00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:23,206 -Where were we? Do you take this man..? -No! 196 00:15:23,415 --> 00:15:25,417 -You'll take him. -No, I won't! 197 00:15:25,626 --> 00:15:27,502 -You don't get a say. -Yes, I do. 198 00:15:27,711 --> 00:15:33,091 -I heard "I do." We're halfway there. You. -All right, Joey, that is enough! 199 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,720 As beautiful and moving as this ceremony is, this is not legal. 200 00:15:36,928 --> 00:15:43,310 They don't have a marriage license or witnesses, and the groom only has one shoe. 201 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:47,606 Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it. 202 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,066 What am I supposed to do? 203 00:15:49,274 --> 00:15:53,278 You're supposed to realize they are adults and that can make their own decisions. 204 00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:57,908 No, they can't. They were stupid enough to get knocked up! 205 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:02,829 Contraceptives are not always effective. Right? 206 00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:09,795 -Yeah. We kind of didn't use any. -Come on, kids, a little help here! 207 00:16:14,049 --> 00:16:17,552 Wow! This place is incredible! 208 00:16:19,763 --> 00:16:22,099 Sting's pen.. 209 00:16:22,307 --> 00:16:25,435 that he gave to Phoebe. 210 00:16:29,773 --> 00:16:33,777 Come on, secret passageway. 211 00:16:35,529 --> 00:16:37,698 -Hi. -Hi. 212 00:16:37,989 --> 00:16:40,826 I'm Trudie. You must be Ben's mum. 213 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:45,330 -Why else would I be here? -Why don't you sit down. 214 00:16:45,539 --> 00:16:49,042 I gather Jack and Ben haven't been getting along lately. 215 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,336 I'm sure there are two sides to this story. 216 00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:55,173 But all I've heard is that Ben's a bit of a "poo-poo-head." 217 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:59,720 -I'm sorry, won't Jack's father be joining us? -No. 218 00:17:00,762 --> 00:17:04,683 I see. You see, I think it would be better for the children.. 219 00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:10,564 if all the parents were here. Except for, you know, Ben's birth mother and father. 220 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:14,192 Well, I'm sorry. Jack's father's not available. 221 00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:19,448 Okay. Well, then, could we reschedule for Friday night, perhaps at 8:00? 222 00:17:19,614 --> 00:17:22,242 No, I know that wouldn't work. My husband's in concert. 223 00:17:22,451 --> 00:17:28,331 Concert. Yeah. That does put us in quite a pickle. 224 00:17:28,582 --> 00:17:33,378 I'm busy before and after the concert, and he's obviously busy during. 225 00:17:33,587 --> 00:17:37,591 So I guess you and I should talk about Jack and Ben right now. 226 00:17:37,799 --> 00:17:40,302 Unless.. Unless.. 227 00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:44,473 Okay, I would be willing to go to the concert.. 228 00:17:44,681 --> 00:17:47,767 all the while thinking about the children. 229 00:17:47,976 --> 00:17:52,564 -Are you here for tickets? -Thank you. Four would be great. 230 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:58,111 I'm not giving concert tickets to someone who'd use their son like this. 231 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,615 Then you're in luck. Ben's not my son. 232 00:18:01,823 --> 00:18:04,910 Look, I've just pressed a button triggering a silent alarm. 233 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:09,539 -Any minute now, the police will be here. -The Police? Here? 234 00:18:09,748 --> 00:18:11,917 A reunion? 235 00:18:18,882 --> 00:18:23,220 Okay, 10 blocks down. Five to go. 236 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:28,600 -Oh, wait! Stop, stop! -Oh, I'm sorry. Do you need a break? 237 00:18:29,559 --> 00:18:32,687 My boots in tan! Can you get a little closer so I see the price? 238 00:18:32,896 --> 00:18:37,400 I can see it from right here. It'll cost you one husband. 239 00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:42,572 I'm sorry. I can walk the rest of the way now. Just give me my boots. 240 00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,785 -I don't have your boots. -I don't have them either. Where are they? 241 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:52,165 Why don't you check in one of my saddlebags while I chew on a bale of hay? 242 00:18:52,916 --> 00:18:56,753 Okay. My God, we gotta go back and get them! 243 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,964 Are you ever gonna wear the boots again? 244 00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:03,510 Yes, I am. Okay? They're very practical. 245 00:19:04,261 --> 00:19:07,597 -I could wear them with pants or skirts.. -Honey. Honey. 246 00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:14,646 Okay, I'll never wear them again. I just didn't get a chance to say goodbye. 247 00:19:14,813 --> 00:19:17,566 You know what? You can say goodbye to the tan ones. 248 00:19:17,816 --> 00:19:22,487 -Okay. All right. -Okay. 249 00:19:22,779 --> 00:19:25,991 Bye, boots. Wait! Half off! 250 00:19:28,994 --> 00:19:33,873 Just because they're not getting married doesn't mean it's a disaster. 251 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:39,004 -Maybe they have a plan. -Oh, okay, let's hear their plan. 252 00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:41,965 Now, what's the future look like for Dina and Bobby? 253 00:19:42,132 --> 00:19:43,466 Well.. 254 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:47,304 I really have high hopes for my band. 255 00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:52,559 -You were right. He is funny. -Now, wait a minute. 256 00:19:52,726 --> 00:19:56,855 I bet when you told people you wanted to be an actor, they laughed at you. 257 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,608 Come on, Bobby, tell us a little bit about your band. 258 00:19:59,858 --> 00:20:05,530 Well, it's just me and my pal Rooster. The band's name is Numbnuts. 259 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,701 Really? 260 00:20:11,328 --> 00:20:14,581 If you're having a baby, you should be married. 261 00:20:14,831 --> 00:20:19,920 Even if it is to Bobby. Dude, that's not a compliment. 262 00:20:20,211 --> 00:20:23,798 -I knew you wouldn't be supportive. -So, what are you gonna do? 263 00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:27,928 Have the baby and raise it by yourself? Without a husband? 264 00:20:28,136 --> 00:20:31,890 You can't be a single mother alone! You're gonna ruin your life! 265 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:36,937 -Excuse me. Am I ruining my life? -No, it's different for you. 266 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:41,066 You're so strong. You're not some dumb kid who doesn't know what she's doing. 267 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:45,987 -Excuse me? -One pregnant woman at a time, please! 268 00:20:47,364 --> 00:20:49,783 I just want you to be okay. 269 00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:52,494 So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen? 270 00:20:52,744 --> 00:20:54,788 Maybe. 271 00:20:56,373 --> 00:21:00,752 Yeah. So, what kind of music does Numbnuts..? 272 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,380 Oh, forget it! I can't! 273 00:21:03,588 --> 00:21:09,386 I am scared to death about this. But I think I can do it. I just need some help. 274 00:21:09,594 --> 00:21:13,431 -Bobby's gonna be here the whole time. -You bet I am. 275 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:18,603 And to answer your earlier question, we're straight-up gangster rap. 276 00:21:22,399 --> 00:21:26,111 Look, Rachel's told me how much easier you've made all this on her. 277 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:32,200 -Why can't you do that for me? -Because you're my baby sister! 278 00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:37,414 And you're my big brother. You're my favorite guy in the whole world. 279 00:21:37,622 --> 00:21:43,128 I'm not even scared to tell Mom and Dad. I was scared of telling you. 280 00:21:43,837 --> 00:21:46,798 I'd be scared of them, but all right. 281 00:21:47,007 --> 00:21:51,678 I can't stand the thought of having this baby with you mad at me. 282 00:21:51,928 --> 00:21:54,639 I want him to have his uncle. 283 00:21:54,931 --> 00:21:58,351 Is my baby gonna have his Uncle Joey? 284 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:03,356 Of course he's gonna have his Uncle Joey. 285 00:22:04,232 --> 00:22:10,155 We'll be all right. Even if we're not married, this baby will be so loved. 286 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:13,658 -And not just by us. -That's right. 287 00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:16,494 By his uncle too. 288 00:22:16,828 --> 00:22:19,456 And by you. 289 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:27,589 Bobby, why don't we come over here and let them have a little moment, okay? 290 00:22:31,509 --> 00:22:33,845 Come here. 291 00:22:34,888 --> 00:22:37,766 No, seriously, what's wrong with you? 292 00:22:45,482 --> 00:22:46,900 Guess what. 293 00:22:51,071 --> 00:22:54,491 We're good. We're good. We know each other. 294 00:22:55,992 --> 00:22:57,202 So.. 295 00:22:57,410 --> 00:23:01,164 -anyway, guess what. -Oh, there's more? 296 00:23:01,331 --> 00:23:05,251 You're gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets! 297 00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:09,130 Oh, my God, I do love you! How did you do it? 298 00:23:09,380 --> 00:23:11,132 Well, let's just say: 299 00:23:16,221 --> 00:23:18,556 -Where are the seats? -Middle balcony. 300 00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:21,142 Would you say that's more than 50 yards away.. 301 00:23:21,392 --> 00:23:25,063 from Sting, his wife or a member of his family? 302 00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:28,608 -Yeah. -Then that's not breaking the law. I'm there!