1 00:00:08,918 --> 00:00:11,504 Did you know that during pregnancy.. 2 00:00:11,754 --> 00:00:17,009 your fingers swell up to twice their size and never go back? 3 00:00:17,468 --> 00:00:19,846 Oh, my God! Let me see that. 4 00:00:20,972 --> 00:00:24,142 You fall for it every time. 5 00:00:24,976 --> 00:00:28,020 Hey! I brought you my old maternity clothes. 6 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:33,192 Oh, Pheebs, that's so sweet. Oh, those are so cute! 7 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:37,613 Look. See how they expand as the baby grows? 8 00:00:37,822 --> 00:00:43,119 And after the baby's born they're great for shoplifting melons. 9 00:00:45,163 --> 00:00:48,499 Good, you're all here. Thanksgiving, 4:00. 10 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:53,129 Guess who I invited? Remember Will Culvert from high school? 11 00:00:53,796 --> 00:00:56,007 -No. -He was in Ross' class. 12 00:00:56,215 --> 00:01:00,887 Marching band, was kind of overweight. Really overweight. 13 00:01:01,137 --> 00:01:02,722 I was his thin friend. 14 00:01:04,932 --> 00:01:09,353 I don't remember. Are you talking about your imaginary boyfriend? 15 00:01:09,562 --> 00:01:12,523 No, that was Jared. 16 00:01:13,649 --> 00:01:17,528 Wow. Haven't thought about him in a long time. 17 00:01:19,781 --> 00:01:24,243 Will's here on business, and he didn't have a place to go, so I invited him here. 18 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:28,831 -That's nice. -Oh, he's lost a bunch of weight. 19 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:32,543 He looks good. Okay, I mean really gorgeous. 20 00:01:37,089 --> 00:01:41,719 -I still love Chandler. -Wouldn't hurt you to say it once in a while. 21 00:01:43,262 --> 00:01:46,682 Just so you know, I'm not gonna make a turkey this year.. 22 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:49,602 -What? -Phoebe doesn't eat turkey. 23 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:54,232 -Phoebe! -Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals. 24 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:59,529 No, they're not! They're ugly and stupid and delicious! 25 00:01:59,695 --> 00:02:01,656 Plus, eating them is like a tradition. 26 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:06,619 It goes back to the first Thanksgiving when the Indians sat down with the cowboys. 27 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:12,542 Oh, right. That's when they had that big rodeo at Plymouth Rock. 28 00:02:12,959 --> 00:02:17,171 It's not just Phoebe. Will's still on a diet, Chandler doesn't eat Thanksgiving food.. 29 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:20,758 -Rachel's having her aversion to poultry. -She is? 30 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:24,345 Yeah. Remember? I had to leave the other day when you had that chicken. 31 00:02:24,554 --> 00:02:26,806 I thought that was because I put the whole thing.. 32 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:29,183 on my hand and made it walk across the table. 33 00:02:30,393 --> 00:02:35,356 It's not worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. It's a lot of work. 34 00:02:35,565 --> 00:02:38,025 But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving! 35 00:02:38,276 --> 00:02:42,989 Thanksgiving with no turkey is like Fourth of July with no apple pie. 36 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:46,409 Or Friday with no two pizzas. 37 00:02:47,451 --> 00:02:51,038 Fine, if it means that much to you. But there's gonna be a ton left over. 38 00:02:51,247 --> 00:02:53,791 No. I promise I will finish that turkey. 39 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:57,920 You're telling me you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting? 40 00:02:58,170 --> 00:03:04,093 That's right. Because I'm a Tribbiani! This is what we do. 41 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:08,306 We may not be great thinkers or world leaders.. 42 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:13,269 we don't read a lot or run fast, but damn it, we can eat! 43 00:03:49,013 --> 00:03:51,974 Four wide receivers. On third and 18. 44 00:03:52,224 --> 00:03:57,813 Isn't it weird how next year there will be a baby at the table? 45 00:04:00,816 --> 00:04:04,570 Rachel's. But good to know where you're at. 46 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:06,572 -Hey! -Hey! 47 00:04:06,822 --> 00:04:08,741 -Happy Thanksgiving. -You too! 48 00:04:08,991 --> 00:04:10,868 -Can I help? -Yes. 49 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:14,163 Chandler usually helps, but he's into the game. 50 00:04:14,413 --> 00:04:19,377 Could you fold these napkins? I'm gonna go across the hall to check on the yams. 51 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:23,381 No, sweetie. No, not like that. 52 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:26,717 We're not at a barn dance. 53 00:04:26,968 --> 00:04:30,596 Fold them like swans. I showed you at Christmas. Remember? 54 00:04:30,805 --> 00:04:34,350 Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me. 55 00:04:37,103 --> 00:04:40,398 -So how's the game? -I have no idea. 56 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,900 -What? -I'm pretending to watch.. 57 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:45,277 so I don't have to help out. 58 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:52,284 I don't believe you! That is brilliant! 59 00:04:52,827 --> 00:04:54,704 -And Monica has no idea? -No. 60 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:58,124 Once in a while, I just yell stuff at the TV. 61 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:02,128 Hey! What? Aw! Hey! 62 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:07,383 -Your team winning? -Anderson just scored again. 63 00:05:07,633 --> 00:05:10,428 There is no Anderson. 64 00:05:11,846 --> 00:05:14,849 I wanna get in on this. Hey, Mon? 65 00:05:15,016 --> 00:05:19,395 I can't help you after all. I didn't realize this game was on. 66 00:05:19,645 --> 00:05:22,523 -You like football? -Normally, I don't. 67 00:05:22,773 --> 00:05:26,652 But, you know, Green Bay is playing. 68 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:31,490 -You like Green Bay? -It's only my favorite bay. 69 00:05:43,085 --> 00:05:47,173 -Happy Thanksgiving. -Will, I'm so glad that you came. 70 00:05:47,423 --> 00:05:49,258 You look great. You must've lost.. 71 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:54,180 150 pounds. I'll be on one of those Subway commercials. 72 00:05:56,182 --> 00:06:00,561 -A pie! -It's no fat, no sugar, no dairy. 73 00:06:00,811 --> 00:06:04,315 -It's no good. Throw it out. -Meet some people. 74 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:07,526 This is my husband, Chandler. This is Will. 75 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:12,531 Oh, hey. I'd shake your hand but I'm really into the game. 76 00:06:12,782 --> 00:06:17,453 Plus, it'd be better for my ego if we didn't stand next to each other. 77 00:06:19,497 --> 00:06:21,040 -This is Phoebe. -Hi. 78 00:06:21,791 --> 00:06:25,377 Hey. Wow! 79 00:06:27,838 --> 00:06:29,882 Well done. 80 00:06:30,132 --> 00:06:35,304 -Wanna give me a hand? -I can't get over how great you look. 81 00:06:35,513 --> 00:06:41,227 -You look incredible too. You're so fit. -I'm watching the game, but I'm not deaf. 82 00:06:42,019 --> 00:06:46,482 -I meant to tell you, Ross is coming. -Great, I love Ross. 83 00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:49,568 Good. And Rachel Greene too. 84 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:56,367 -Is there a problem? -No. It's okay. 85 00:06:56,617 --> 00:07:00,538 It's just.. God, I hated her. 86 00:07:01,205 --> 00:07:02,748 -What? -I hated her. 87 00:07:02,957 --> 00:07:06,168 She was horrible to me in high school. 88 00:07:06,418 --> 00:07:12,299 But hey, that was a long time ago. I'm in a good place. Might be fun to see her again. 89 00:07:12,550 --> 00:07:16,053 Got any cakes or cookies or something? 90 00:07:17,513 --> 00:07:20,474 No, Will! No! 91 00:07:20,683 --> 00:07:23,269 It's been a while since we screamed. Maybe we should. 92 00:07:23,519 --> 00:07:26,522 -Oh, okay. No! -Come on! 93 00:07:26,772 --> 00:07:30,651 Damn you, ref! You burn in hell! 94 00:07:34,238 --> 00:07:38,617 What are you doing? You've got an entire turkey to eat. 95 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:42,454 Let me explain to you how the human body works. 96 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:45,457 I have to warm up my stomach first. 97 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:49,336 -Eating chips is like stretching. -Okay. 98 00:07:49,545 --> 00:07:54,425 -Don't worry, Tribbianis never get full. -I'm here to tell you something. 99 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:58,971 You can eat and eat, but nothing will ever fill that void. 100 00:08:00,764 --> 00:08:05,978 -Who the hell is this guy? -This is Will, from high school. This is Joey. 101 00:08:06,187 --> 00:08:08,147 -Want some chips? -No. 102 00:08:10,441 --> 00:08:11,734 -Will! -Ross! 103 00:08:11,984 --> 00:08:17,865 Hey, you came! Man, you look incredible! Hot stuff! 104 00:08:18,991 --> 00:08:22,286 -Hot stuff? -It's good to see you, man. 105 00:08:22,453 --> 00:08:25,289 Yeah. You too. So, what are you up to? 106 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:29,793 -I'm a commodities broker. -That sounds interesting. 107 00:08:30,002 --> 00:08:32,588 -Yeah, it's not. -Oh. 108 00:08:32,838 --> 00:08:35,925 -But I'm rich and thin. -Oh. 109 00:08:36,133 --> 00:08:40,846 I haven't seen you since Lance Davis' graduation party. 110 00:08:41,055 --> 00:08:42,848 That was such a fun night. 111 00:08:43,057 --> 00:08:47,269 Would've been good if we had gotten in, but still fun. 112 00:08:47,478 --> 00:08:52,149 We were lame. Do you remember how into dinosaurs we were? 113 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:57,821 -Yeah. -So, what do you do now? 114 00:08:59,657 --> 00:09:02,201 So how long are you in town? 115 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:06,956 -Hi. -Hey, sweetie. Oh, good. 116 00:09:07,164 --> 00:09:08,666 Rachel Greene. 117 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:13,128 Oh, that's right. Are you gonna be okay? 118 00:09:13,379 --> 00:09:19,468 Oh, I'll be fine. It's just.. God, I hate her, Ross! I hate her! 119 00:09:21,512 --> 00:09:23,806 High school was a long time ago. 120 00:09:24,014 --> 00:09:27,101 Look at her standing there with those yams. 121 00:09:27,309 --> 00:09:32,898 My two greatest enemies: Rachel Greene and complex carbohydrates. 122 00:09:34,316 --> 00:09:36,193 Oh, my God. Who is that? 123 00:09:37,486 --> 00:09:42,741 -That's Will, from high school. -Oh! I do not remember him. 124 00:09:42,992 --> 00:09:48,455 Wow, really got that sexy smoldering thing going on. 125 00:09:52,584 --> 00:09:56,422 Oh, my God. Look at the way he's just staring at me. 126 00:09:56,672 --> 00:09:59,258 He's trying to mouth something to me. 127 00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:03,178 I hate you! 128 00:10:04,138 --> 00:10:06,640 -Okay, dinner's ready! -Okay! 129 00:10:06,849 --> 00:10:10,728 -Solid effort. Solid effort. -Oh, so who won? 130 00:10:10,936 --> 00:10:13,272 -Green Bay. -Detroit. 131 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,025 -What? -The Lions technically won. 132 00:10:16,275 --> 00:10:21,196 But it was a moral victory for the Green Bay Mermen. 133 00:10:24,158 --> 00:10:28,370 Hi! Will, right? Right, hi. I'm Rachel Greene. 134 00:10:28,579 --> 00:10:33,667 -Oh, I remember you. -Really? Aren't you sweet? 135 00:10:33,876 --> 00:10:39,048 I gotta tell you, I'm having the hardest time placing you. 136 00:10:39,298 --> 00:10:41,675 Hang on! I think I remember you. 137 00:10:41,925 --> 00:10:47,389 Did we fool around at Lance Davis' graduation party? 138 00:10:48,057 --> 00:10:51,310 -You are unbelievable. -Thank you. 139 00:10:52,269 --> 00:10:57,483 Rachel? Why don't you sit here? And Will, you sit way over there. 140 00:11:03,364 --> 00:11:06,825 That's it? Even if nobody helps me, I can eat that. No problem. 141 00:11:07,076 --> 00:11:12,331 -At least give me a challenge. -This is Chandler's chicken. 142 00:11:13,957 --> 00:11:17,086 This is the turkey. 143 00:11:18,087 --> 00:11:21,215 Oh. How big is that? 144 00:11:21,423 --> 00:11:26,887 -About 19 pounds. -It's like me when I was born. 145 00:11:27,763 --> 00:11:33,018 -Who would like some yams? Will? -You'd like that, wouldn't you? 146 00:11:34,686 --> 00:11:37,606 What? Oh, can we please keep the chicken.. 147 00:11:37,815 --> 00:11:40,359 and the turkey on the other side? 148 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:44,321 -The smell is just.. -Typical. 149 00:11:46,156 --> 00:11:48,492 -What? -I said it was typical. 150 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:54,873 Typical of you. Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in Rachel-land. 151 00:11:59,294 --> 00:12:01,130 Seriously, who is this guy? 152 00:12:02,548 --> 00:12:05,300 Sorry, do you have a problem with me? 153 00:12:05,509 --> 00:12:10,556 -I don't know. Do I? Do I? -I think you do. 154 00:12:12,182 --> 00:12:14,893 You were a little mean to him in high school. 155 00:12:15,144 --> 00:12:19,815 -A little mean? You made my life miserable. -I had no idea. I'm sorry. 156 00:12:20,023 --> 00:12:23,735 Well, you should be. Screw it. Bring on the yams. 157 00:12:24,153 --> 00:12:25,737 But you worked so hard. 158 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,407 -Yams! -Okay. 159 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:35,706 I'm real sorry for whatever I did to you in high school. 160 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:38,834 It wasn't just me. We had a club. 161 00:12:39,084 --> 00:12:43,964 -You had a club? -The "I Hate Rachel Greene Club"! 162 00:12:44,173 --> 00:12:47,843 So you all just joined together to hate me? 163 00:12:48,051 --> 00:12:52,347 -Who else was in this club? -Me and Ross. 164 00:12:56,852 --> 00:13:00,731 No need to point. She knows who Ross is. 165 00:13:07,029 --> 00:13:11,325 -You were in an "I Hate Rachel" club? -Yes, he was. 166 00:13:11,575 --> 00:13:12,784 No, no. 167 00:13:14,495 --> 00:13:20,375 -So who else was in this club? -That exchange student from Thailand. 168 00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:24,755 But I don't think he knew what it was. 169 00:13:25,047 --> 00:13:27,299 You guys were cool. 170 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,927 So, Ross, we went out for two years.. 171 00:13:30,093 --> 00:13:32,930 and you never told me you were in an "I Hate Rachel Club"? 172 00:13:33,096 --> 00:13:36,558 You went out with her? We had a pact. 173 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:43,899 -It's not like it was binding forever. -It had the word "eternity" in it. 174 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:48,195 I'm thinking of joining an "I Hate Turkey Club." 175 00:13:48,362 --> 00:13:50,989 Although, I do love a turkey club. 176 00:13:52,908 --> 00:13:55,786 Monica? Did you know about this? 177 00:13:56,036 --> 00:14:00,165 I didn't. Is that why you used to lock the bedroom door? 178 00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:03,877 -Yeah. -A little relieved, I gotta say. 179 00:14:05,712 --> 00:14:10,384 Look, Rach, I'm sorry, okay? I was a stupid kid, okay? 180 00:14:10,676 --> 00:14:13,053 -The only reason I joined.. -Cofounded. 181 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,055 Cofounded. 182 00:14:16,557 --> 00:14:20,102 Cofounded the club, was that I was in love with you. 183 00:14:20,435 --> 00:14:24,356 I didn't handle it very well. If you think about it, the "I Hate Rachel Club".. 184 00:14:24,606 --> 00:14:27,568 was really the "I Love Rachel Club." 185 00:14:27,818 --> 00:14:30,946 Except that it was really the "I Hate Rachel Club." 186 00:14:31,196 --> 00:14:35,492 So you'd get together and say mean things about me? 187 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:40,038 -We did a little more than that. -No, no, no. 188 00:14:40,497 --> 00:14:41,957 What else did you do? 189 00:14:42,207 --> 00:14:46,336 -We started a rumor. -What rumor? 190 00:14:46,628 --> 00:14:50,591 Come on, Will, just take off your shirt and tell us. 191 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,555 -Ross? -It was no big deal. 192 00:14:56,805 --> 00:15:02,561 We said that.. The rumor was that.. 193 00:15:02,853 --> 00:15:08,191 you had both male and female reproductive parts. 194 00:15:09,151 --> 00:15:11,361 -What? -That's right. We said your parents.. 195 00:15:11,528 --> 00:15:18,076 flipped a coin, decided to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis. 196 00:15:18,327 --> 00:15:21,079 -Oh, my God! -You started that? 197 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:25,834 -You heard that? -Everyone at our school heard it! 198 00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:29,338 Everyone at my school heard it. You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader? 199 00:15:29,546 --> 00:15:31,506 Oh, no! 200 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:37,095 It makes sense now. This is why Adam Carter wouldn't go out with me. 201 00:15:37,346 --> 00:15:40,349 Why Billy would just stay in this region. 202 00:15:40,599 --> 00:15:44,728 Billy's gay now, so that one's not really our fault. 203 00:15:45,729 --> 00:15:49,524 -Why didn't you tell me? -I thought it might be true. 204 00:15:49,775 --> 00:15:54,112 I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me. 205 00:15:59,785 --> 00:16:03,246 Stop staring! There's nothing there! It's not true! 206 00:16:03,455 --> 00:16:05,874 I'm afraid I'm gonna need proof. 207 00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:08,710 Come on, whip it out. 208 00:16:25,644 --> 00:16:28,647 You are my Everest. 209 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:33,235 -You don't have to finish. -I do. Otherwise, what's next? 210 00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:38,698 Today I can't finish a turkey, but tomorrow I eat half a PowerBar.. 211 00:16:38,949 --> 00:16:42,202 wrap it up and put it in the fridge? No! 212 00:16:42,452 --> 00:16:47,666 I gotta change my pants. What was I thinking? Jeans have no give. 213 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,712 Guys, help me with the dishes. There's a lot of pots and pans. 214 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,548 Honey, I'd love to, but the second game is about to start. 215 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:59,428 Oh, yeah, the second game. More football for the Pheebster. 216 00:16:59,594 --> 00:17:01,847 -Who's playing? -Los Angeles. 217 00:17:02,013 --> 00:17:04,850 Last time I checked, Los Angeles didn't have a football team. 218 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:08,895 Did I say Los Angeles? I meant the team that used to be in Los Angeles.. 219 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:12,816 and is now in St. Louis. I actually knew that. 220 00:17:12,983 --> 00:17:15,944 Okay, quick, name three players on that team. 221 00:17:16,111 --> 00:17:17,571 Gretzky.. 222 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,032 Agassi.. 223 00:17:23,368 --> 00:17:25,829 I'm a pretty little girl. 224 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:35,005 Listen to what Sean McMahon wrote in my yearbook senior year. 225 00:17:35,213 --> 00:17:40,177 "Dear Rach, you're such a great person." Not girl, "person." 226 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:44,222 I think you're reading a little too much into it. 227 00:17:44,473 --> 00:17:48,351 "You're a great person. Sorry about your teeny weenie." 228 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,565 What do you want me to do.. 229 00:17:53,732 --> 00:17:56,943 call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasn't true? 230 00:17:57,152 --> 00:17:59,696 -Yes. -Also, tell them I'm skinny now. 231 00:18:00,197 --> 00:18:02,783 Oh! Me too! 232 00:18:02,991 --> 00:18:06,536 I won't call anybody. It was a million years ago. 233 00:18:06,745 --> 00:18:12,209 I don't care. You told people that I was half and half! 234 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:16,213 I never did anything to hurt you in high school. 235 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,840 That's not totally true. 236 00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:20,342 -What? -What? 237 00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:23,345 You did start that rumor about Ross.. 238 00:18:23,595 --> 00:18:28,350 making out with Mrs. Altmann, our 50-year-old librarian. 239 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,102 How did you know that? 240 00:18:34,231 --> 00:18:37,651 -It's true? -No. 241 00:18:37,901 --> 00:18:42,364 Yes, it is. I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog. 242 00:18:42,531 --> 00:18:47,577 -Hey, what were you doing in the library? -They had magazines. 243 00:18:47,744 --> 00:18:50,247 Mrs. Altmann? She also made out.. 244 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:54,584 with Ta-Taka-Ki-Kek the night before he went back to Thailand. 245 00:18:55,669 --> 00:18:59,381 In high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman? 246 00:18:59,631 --> 00:19:03,760 -Hey, she didn't look 50! -Did she look 16? 247 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:08,139 There's a picture of her in the yearbook actually. 248 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:12,519 -Wow. -She didn't photograph well! 249 00:19:12,769 --> 00:19:15,146 She probably wasn't familiar with the process.. 250 00:19:15,313 --> 00:19:18,400 having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings. 251 00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:24,614 How did this happen? Did she lure you to an early-bird dinner? 252 00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:36,293 I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of us. 253 00:19:36,501 --> 00:19:40,463 She needed some help with her word jumble. 254 00:19:40,881 --> 00:19:44,634 And one thing led to another. 255 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:50,849 If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender. 256 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:56,313 May she rest in peace. 257 00:19:57,689 --> 00:20:02,152 -Didn't she walk with a cane? -Only when it was damp! 258 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:07,616 I can't believe you told people about this. Everybody knew? 259 00:20:07,908 --> 00:20:12,203 -You know what? I'm back in the club! -Yeah! 260 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,290 -Shall I call the meeting to order? -Is everybody present? 261 00:20:15,457 --> 00:20:17,918 With the exception of Ta-Taka. 262 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,920 -I wanna join! -Phoebe? 263 00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:24,507 I'm sorry, but I never got to be in a club. I didn't go to high school. 264 00:20:24,758 --> 00:20:29,387 But three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. 265 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:32,515 Fine, you can have your stupid, little club. 266 00:20:32,682 --> 00:20:37,145 But what you did to me is way worse than what I did to you. 267 00:20:37,354 --> 00:20:40,815 -You gave me a teeny weenie. -Yeah! 268 00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:47,989 You're just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor.. 269 00:20:48,156 --> 00:20:52,452 you were one of the most popular girls. Everyone wanted to be like you. 270 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:56,498 One girl wanted to be like you so much, she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll. 271 00:20:56,706 --> 00:20:58,500 Wow. 272 00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:04,047 And Ross, if it weren't for her rumor, no one would've known who you were. 273 00:21:04,214 --> 00:21:09,260 -She put you on the map. -As a romancer of the elderly. 274 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,682 Mrs. Altmann, you can tell, she used to be pretty. 275 00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:17,936 The eyes did still sparkle. 276 00:21:18,728 --> 00:21:23,274 This stuff is so way in the past. You've been through so much since then. 277 00:21:23,566 --> 00:21:27,278 You got so much more important stuff going on in your life. 278 00:21:27,529 --> 00:21:29,990 Can't you just let this go? 279 00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:36,204 -She's right. -We are having a baby together. 280 00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:38,331 Hold on. 281 00:21:39,624 --> 00:21:42,293 -You got her pregnant? -Yeah. 282 00:21:42,794 --> 00:21:45,130 -Are you getting married? -No. 283 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:50,051 So you knocked her up but you're not gonna marry her. Dude. 284 00:21:53,013 --> 00:21:56,266 -Anybody? -Okay. 285 00:22:00,645 --> 00:22:03,314 It's exactly how I imagined it would be. 286 00:22:06,026 --> 00:22:08,778 All right, where's that turkey? 287 00:22:13,450 --> 00:22:19,164 -Those are my maternity pants! -No, these are my Thanksgiving pants! 288 00:22:25,628 --> 00:22:28,840 Well, that's it. I'm done. 289 00:22:31,301 --> 00:22:33,344 Here come the meat sweats. 290 00:22:37,807 --> 00:22:40,560 Well, Joey, we're all very proud of you. 291 00:22:40,810 --> 00:22:44,731 I believe we can expect a call from the president any moment now. 292 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:50,153 -Anything we can do? -No. Just nobody press on my stomach. 293 00:22:50,361 --> 00:22:53,364 You can keep those pants, by the way. 294 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:58,703 What you got there? What is that, pie? 295 00:22:58,912 --> 00:23:03,041 -Yeah. You want some? -Just cut me a little sliver. 296 00:23:05,085 --> 00:23:07,378 Little bigger. 297 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,048 Little bigger. 298 00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:13,384 Are you afraid you're gonna run out? Cut me a real piece!