1 00:00:05,164 --> 00:00:08,626 Hey, I'm having dinner with my dad tomorrow night. Do you wanna come? 2 00:00:09,001 --> 00:00:11,671 Sure, yeah. He's kind of sexy. 3 00:00:12,255 --> 00:00:13,923 Oh, no, I'll be there too. 4 00:00:14,132 --> 00:00:19,345 So we'll come up with some kind of signal. If it's going well, you can take off. 5 00:00:19,971 --> 00:00:23,683 No, I just need you there for support. I haven't told him that I'm pregnant yet. 6 00:00:23,933 --> 00:00:25,184 Oh. Why not? 7 00:00:25,393 --> 00:00:28,563 Because I know he's gonna flip out, and I hate it when he's angry. 8 00:00:28,771 --> 00:00:31,524 Rachel, this is all so "Papa Don't Preach." 9 00:00:31,733 --> 00:00:35,194 No, Phoeb, wait. He's a scary guy. I mean, one time he caught me smoking. 10 00:00:35,445 --> 00:00:39,073 He said if he ever saw me doing that again, he'd make me eat the entire pack. 11 00:00:39,323 --> 00:00:41,784 Wow. Well, I will be there. 12 00:00:41,993 --> 00:00:46,164 Gosh, I'm not gonna let that man make you eat your baby! 13 00:00:47,665 --> 00:00:51,169 Hey, who is that guy? I think I know him. 14 00:00:52,003 --> 00:00:53,212 No, you don't. 15 00:00:53,463 --> 00:00:58,551 Oh, my God! Monica, he's the stripper from your bachelorette party! 16 00:01:01,220 --> 00:01:03,055 Her what? 17 00:01:04,682 --> 00:01:07,393 Your secret bachelorette party. 18 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:12,482 -You had a bachelorette party? -She untied his G-string with her teeth. 19 00:01:13,483 --> 00:01:15,735 Somebody stop me! 20 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:21,574 We weren't having bachelor, bachelorette parties. We agreed that it's a silly tradition. 21 00:01:21,783 --> 00:01:24,535 It's a grand tradition! 22 00:01:24,911 --> 00:01:28,289 I'm sorry. They surprised me. There was nothing I could do. 23 00:01:28,498 --> 00:01:31,459 Well, you could've untied it with your hands. 24 00:01:31,709 --> 00:01:36,214 This is so unfair. The one thing I wanted was to throw my best friend a bachelor party.. 25 00:01:36,380 --> 00:01:39,509 but I wasn't allowed. All we got was a stupid steak dinner. 26 00:01:39,717 --> 00:01:42,762 You went home with the waitress. 27 00:01:43,387 --> 00:01:46,224 Yeah, that was a pretty good night. 28 00:01:46,432 --> 00:01:48,518 I can't believe you didn't tell me. 29 00:01:48,726 --> 00:01:52,855 You know that the two pillars of marriage are openness and honesty. 30 00:01:53,105 --> 00:01:58,069 I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass. 31 00:02:37,733 --> 00:02:42,196 -I'll order everyone the Moroccan chicken. -Oh, I don't eat meat. 32 00:02:42,864 --> 00:02:43,990 It's chicken! 33 00:02:45,241 --> 00:02:49,245 -I don't eat that either. -I never understand you lesbians. 34 00:02:51,163 --> 00:02:56,294 -So, baby, tell me, what's new with you? -Well, actually.. 35 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:58,504 Your '74 Lafite, sir. 36 00:02:58,754 --> 00:03:03,134 I ordered the '75. That's a magnificent wine. The '74 is sewage! 37 00:03:03,342 --> 00:03:06,429 Why would you bring me sewage? 38 00:03:06,721 --> 00:03:10,641 Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why you're a waiter? 39 00:03:10,850 --> 00:03:13,477 This is why I told the manager I wouldn't wait on you. 40 00:03:13,728 --> 00:03:16,647 Oh, come on. Don't be such a baby. 41 00:03:18,816 --> 00:03:23,029 In case you didn't notice, that is a scary man. 42 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:26,866 He's right, though. The '74 is absolute piss. 43 00:03:28,659 --> 00:03:32,246 This was such a huge mistake. I can't tell him, Phoebe. I can't. 44 00:03:32,455 --> 00:03:33,497 Rachel.. 45 00:03:33,748 --> 00:03:39,253 I'm gonna wait a couple of years, and then the baby will tell him. 46 00:03:39,795 --> 00:03:44,842 -Why? So he can get mad at the baby? -Hey, that is the baby's problem. 47 00:03:47,803 --> 00:03:52,850 -Everything okay with the waiter? -I have no idea. I went to the bathroom. 48 00:03:55,061 --> 00:03:59,732 So, sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is new with you. 49 00:04:04,153 --> 00:04:06,155 I got TiVo. 50 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:11,077 -What's TiVo? -It's slang for "pregnant." 51 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:16,290 Well, what were you thinking asking me to come? 52 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:22,004 Are you really pregnant? 53 00:04:22,421 --> 00:04:25,424 Well, yes and no. 54 00:04:25,758 --> 00:04:27,802 Except, not no. 55 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:30,304 So to sum it up, yeah. 56 00:04:30,513 --> 00:04:34,725 Who is the father? Oh, no. Please don't tell me it's her. 57 00:04:37,186 --> 00:04:39,772 No, it's Ross. It's Ross. You like Ross. 58 00:04:42,566 --> 00:04:44,652 Daddy, I hope you're okay with all of this. 59 00:04:44,902 --> 00:04:48,406 Think about it. This is a good thing. This is your first grandchild! 60 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:50,992 You're gonna be a poppy! 61 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:54,412 That's true. I'm a poppy! 62 00:04:55,079 --> 00:04:58,207 I'm gonna be a poppy! 63 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,838 -So when is the wedding? -The who? 64 00:05:05,089 --> 00:05:08,384 The wedding. There's going to be a wedding. 65 00:05:08,592 --> 00:05:14,181 Young lady, don't you sit there and tell me my first grandchild is gonna be a bastard! 66 00:05:14,473 --> 00:05:19,228 -Tell me there's gonna be a wedding! -February 2nd! 67 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:27,695 It was cool seeing you lecture today. 68 00:05:27,903 --> 00:05:32,533 Thanks. Although it kind of seemed like you were falling asleep. 69 00:05:32,783 --> 00:05:38,205 No, I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and, you know, take it all in. 70 00:05:38,414 --> 00:05:41,584 Yeah, a lot of my students do that. 71 00:05:42,084 --> 00:05:45,671 -I've got to get going. -Okay, I'll see you tonight? 72 00:05:47,882 --> 00:05:53,304 Thanks for showing me your semiprecious-stone collection. It's amazing. 73 00:05:55,514 --> 00:05:58,059 My God, you must be good in bed. 74 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,605 So you and Mona, it's been a while now. How's it going? 75 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:04,899 It's good. It's going good. 76 00:06:05,107 --> 00:06:08,527 I mean, we get along great. She's so.. 77 00:06:08,778 --> 00:06:11,989 -Hot? -I was gonna say sweet, but yeah! 78 00:06:12,990 --> 00:06:15,034 She's okay with the baby? 79 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:19,455 I haven't actually told her yet. I don't wanna scare her off. 80 00:06:19,663 --> 00:06:24,001 You have to be honest. Otherwise, you may think you're going down the same path.. 81 00:06:24,168 --> 00:06:26,378 but you're really going down different ones. 82 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:30,966 I'm gonna take that book and I'm gonna beat you to death with it. 83 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:34,762 Oh, my God, you are gonna love me so much. 84 00:06:35,012 --> 00:06:38,808 Oh, good. Because so far in this marriage, I just like you a lot. 85 00:06:38,974 --> 00:06:41,894 All right. I felt bad about the bachelorette party thing.. 86 00:06:42,061 --> 00:06:44,980 so tonight you're gonna have a bachelor party. 87 00:06:46,148 --> 00:06:50,110 I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. 88 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:55,115 Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what? 89 00:06:55,324 --> 00:06:59,787 -Honey, that's crazy. I don't want a stripper. -Will you let the lady talk? 90 00:07:00,663 --> 00:07:04,208 Come on, it'll be fun. It'll make me feel so much better. 91 00:07:04,542 --> 00:07:07,878 I got you party hats and porn. 92 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,382 Throw in my father making out with the magician.. 93 00:07:11,549 --> 00:07:14,885 and it's just like my 14th birthday all over again. 94 00:07:15,886 --> 00:07:21,433 Look, I appreciate it, but it's a little creepy. I'm not a bachelor anymore. 95 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:26,188 Don't think of it as a bachelor party. Think of it as a two-month anniversary present. 96 00:07:26,438 --> 00:07:30,609 Sure. One year is paper, but two months is lap dance. 97 00:07:31,944 --> 00:07:36,031 Please, I feel so bad. Just watch the hot woman get naked! 98 00:07:36,740 --> 00:07:40,160 -Fine, but I'm only doing this for you. -Yeah! 99 00:07:41,453 --> 00:07:43,455 And Joey. 100 00:07:43,706 --> 00:07:49,128 -Thank you. Who else do you wanna invite? -Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough. 101 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:52,756 Actually, sorry, I can't even make it. I'm seeing Mona tonight. 102 00:07:53,007 --> 00:07:56,677 Who would cancel an actual date just to go to a fake bachelor party? 103 00:07:56,927 --> 00:08:00,264 I'm sorry. I gotta cancel tonight, baby. 104 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:09,982 I'm sorry I won't make it to your imaginary wedding, but I'm busy that day. 105 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:15,738 I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah. 106 00:08:18,490 --> 00:08:20,201 I know, I know. I panicked. 107 00:08:20,409 --> 00:08:25,289 I didn't want him to start yelling at me like I was some '74 Latour. 108 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,291 It's Lafite. 109 00:08:27,666 --> 00:08:31,128 The '74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely. 110 00:08:33,088 --> 00:08:36,425 All right, here he comes. I'm gonna tell him. I'm gonna be strong. 111 00:08:37,092 --> 00:08:38,844 I just called a friend of mine. 112 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:43,766 I think I may be able to book The Plaza on short notice. 113 00:08:44,808 --> 00:08:46,477 Really? 114 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,395 The Plaza? 115 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,814 Oh, Daddy! 116 00:08:52,024 --> 00:08:55,903 -Right. Daddy, I need to talk to you. -What is it, sweetie? 117 00:08:57,613 --> 00:09:00,491 There's not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I aren't getting married. 118 00:09:00,699 --> 00:09:03,118 -I'm sorry, Daddy. -I don't believe this! 119 00:09:03,327 --> 00:09:07,122 -Daddy, stay calm, please. -How do you expect me to stay calm? 120 00:09:07,331 --> 00:09:11,043 This is unacceptable, Rachel. And I wanna know why! 121 00:09:11,252 --> 00:09:14,213 Is it because that punk won't marry you? 122 00:09:14,463 --> 00:09:17,216 -Is that it? -Yes. He says I'm damaged goods. 123 00:09:27,101 --> 00:09:29,603 You nervous about getting married? 124 00:09:32,273 --> 00:09:34,024 What are you doing? 125 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:38,779 Let's pretend it's a real bachelor party, before your wedding. It'll be more fun. 126 00:09:39,029 --> 00:09:43,284 All right. I can't believe tomorrow's the big day. 127 00:09:44,493 --> 00:09:48,247 How's it feel knowing you're never gonna be with another woman? 128 00:09:48,414 --> 00:09:52,876 Knowing you're gonna have to wake up to the same face every day.. 129 00:09:53,043 --> 00:09:57,006 until you finally have the sweet release of death. 130 00:09:58,382 --> 00:10:01,593 You're right. This is more fun. 131 00:10:02,886 --> 00:10:05,055 That's her! Okay, come on! 132 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:16,775 Which one of you lucky boys is Chandler? 133 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,861 That's me! 134 00:10:20,237 --> 00:10:21,280 That's me. 135 00:10:22,781 --> 00:10:25,826 Joey Tribbiani. Big fan. 136 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:30,039 -Is that a bedroom? -Yeah, right over there. 137 00:10:30,247 --> 00:10:32,207 All right. Whenever you're ready. 138 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,919 That was weird. 139 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,882 -Why would she go in the bedroom? -I'm waiting. 140 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:53,187 -So she's a.. -Yeah, that's one naked hooker. 141 00:10:55,105 --> 00:10:59,360 I love your place. Where is this guy from? 142 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:02,946 That's an 18th-century Indian artifact from Calcutta. 143 00:11:03,155 --> 00:11:04,490 Oh. Wow. 144 00:11:04,782 --> 00:11:09,161 So you're more than just dinosaurs. 145 00:11:09,828 --> 00:11:11,663 So much more. 146 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,464 Oh, my God! I am so sorry! 147 00:11:20,672 --> 00:11:22,883 Forget it. It's from Pier 1. 148 00:11:27,346 --> 00:11:28,722 Sorry. 149 00:11:32,643 --> 00:11:36,146 You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her? 150 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,816 I'm gonna kill you! 151 00:11:41,193 --> 00:11:44,863 You know, this is actually not a great time for me. 152 00:11:47,699 --> 00:11:51,370 So come on. Explain yourself, Geller. 153 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:54,581 -First, you get my Rachel pregnant. -You got Rachel pregnant? 154 00:11:54,832 --> 00:11:56,583 -Who did? -You did! 155 00:11:58,001 --> 00:12:02,214 Yes, I did, but it was a one-night thing. It meant nothing. 156 00:12:02,423 --> 00:12:06,176 Oh? Really? That's what my daughter means to you, nothing? 157 00:12:06,343 --> 00:12:10,180 No, sir. She means a lot to me. I care.. I love Rachel. 158 00:12:10,389 --> 00:12:12,975 -What? -But not that way. 159 00:12:13,183 --> 00:12:16,186 I'm not in love with her. I love her like a friend. 160 00:12:16,353 --> 00:12:19,898 That's how you treat a friend, get her in trouble and refuse to marry her? 161 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:24,486 Hey, I offered to marry her. But I didn't want to. 162 00:12:26,071 --> 00:12:29,074 Well, why not? So you could spend your time with this tramp? 163 00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:30,576 Tramp? 164 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:34,329 I'm sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green. 165 00:12:35,998 --> 00:12:39,626 I can't believe there is a naked hooker in there! 166 00:12:39,835 --> 00:12:42,546 Maybe she's a hooker and a stripper.. 167 00:12:42,713 --> 00:12:45,716 but she got confused about what to do. 168 00:12:46,341 --> 00:12:49,928 Could be. I mean, technically, she did strip. We just missed it. 169 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,392 Ma'am? 170 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,729 Are you also a stripper? 171 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:02,107 No, but I can pretend to strip. But that's gonna cost extra. 172 00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:05,360 Okay, here's the extras: handcuffs, spanking.. 173 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,657 Maybe Monica's playing a joke on you. 174 00:13:10,866 --> 00:13:14,578 Getting her own husband a hooker. That's pretty funny. 175 00:13:15,245 --> 00:13:19,416 That is funny. Maybe for my birthday she'll murder someone. 176 00:13:19,791 --> 00:13:24,463 I'll bet Ross was in on it too. I mean, he was "conveniently" busy. 177 00:13:24,963 --> 00:13:28,717 -Do you mind if I smoke in here? -Actually, I'd rather.. 178 00:13:29,384 --> 00:13:33,096 Yeah, go ahead. We're gonna have to burn that room down anyway. 179 00:13:34,973 --> 00:13:38,810 -How could you have kept all this from me? -I was going to tell you, but.. 180 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:42,731 You figure you'd get what you wanted, then you'd dump her like you did Rachel. 181 00:13:42,981 --> 00:13:47,319 Hey, I did not dump Rachel. Nor are we still together. 182 00:13:50,781 --> 00:13:52,324 Can I..? 183 00:13:54,076 --> 00:13:56,703 Why don't we just let the machine get that. 184 00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,707 Hey, Ross, it's Joey. There's a hooker over here.. 185 00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:04,002 and we thought maybe you'd know something about it. 186 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,088 No! No! No! 187 00:14:06,338 --> 00:14:07,506 No! 188 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,008 I need to lie down. 189 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,140 Hey, guys, can I talk to you for a minute? 190 00:14:17,307 --> 00:14:20,435 Listen, again, I want to urge you to push the duck special.. 191 00:14:20,602 --> 00:14:23,939 because if they don't eat the duck, you're going to, and it's not very good. 192 00:14:26,024 --> 00:14:28,819 Tonight's the night of the big bachelor party? 193 00:14:29,027 --> 00:14:32,864 -Thanks for giving me that girl's number. -No problem. Say, who's the party for? 194 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:36,451 -For my husband. -You hired your husband a hooker? 195 00:14:36,952 --> 00:14:39,454 -She's a stripper. -No, she's a hooker. 196 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:43,875 -Is that what they call strippers sometimes? -When they're hookers. 197 00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:47,296 Oh, my God. Stu, I can't believe you did this. 198 00:14:47,671 --> 00:14:49,464 Now, you're sure she's a hooker? 199 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:54,553 It's either that, or she's just the best, most expensive date I ever had. 200 00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,017 Maybe she meant to get you a hooker. 201 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,061 Why would she do that? 202 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:06,189 Maybe she wants you to learn something. 203 00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:12,321 Is there anything you're really bad at, you know, sexually? 204 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,616 This is the worst bachelor party ever. 205 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:20,704 -What's taking you boys so long? -In a minute! 206 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,665 "In a minute"? What's gonna happen in a minute? 207 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,543 All right. Maybe you should ask her to leave. 208 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,795 -Why me? -Hey, it's your bachelor party. 209 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:33,759 -Which is why you should do it. -I don't want to. You do it. 210 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:38,138 All right. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to tell the whore to leave. 211 00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:44,478 -What? -I miss this. 212 00:15:44,728 --> 00:15:48,065 I don't think we've actually done this before. 213 00:15:48,357 --> 00:15:50,817 No, I miss hanging out with you. 214 00:15:51,026 --> 00:15:54,154 -We still hang out. -Not like we used to. 215 00:15:54,488 --> 00:15:57,449 Remember? You and me, we used to be inseparable. 216 00:15:57,658 --> 00:16:02,371 You know, now it's like things are different. 217 00:16:02,663 --> 00:16:06,792 Well, you know, things are different. I'm married now. 218 00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:10,295 And, hey, don't get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. 219 00:16:10,545 --> 00:16:15,717 I just miss hanging out. Just us, you know? 220 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,720 Yeah, I miss that too. 221 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:22,224 I'll tell you what. From now on, we'll make time to hang out. 222 00:16:22,516 --> 00:16:25,310 You got it. Come here. 223 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,606 Oh, God. 224 00:16:29,773 --> 00:16:32,984 Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys. 225 00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:36,697 She's a hooker! She's a hooker! She's a.. 226 00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:41,410 Hi. We spoke on the phone. 227 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,710 So your dad dropped by. 228 00:16:50,127 --> 00:16:52,337 He's a pleasant man. 229 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,924 -Oh, no. -I better go. 230 00:17:02,264 --> 00:17:04,933 Just over here. I don't wanna miss the fight. 231 00:17:05,726 --> 00:17:07,477 Ross, I am so sorry. 232 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:11,231 I promise, I will straighten this out with him tomorrow, in person. 233 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,066 Or via e-mail. 234 00:17:13,984 --> 00:17:18,947 I don't care about your dad. I care about Mona. She was there and she's freaked out! 235 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:22,659 Okay, I'll fix that too. What's her e-mail address? 236 00:17:23,744 --> 00:17:26,746 All right, I promise, I'll fix this. I swear. I'll talk to her. 237 00:17:26,997 --> 00:17:28,707 Okay. Thank you. 238 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:33,128 That's it? You call that a fight? 239 00:17:33,378 --> 00:17:38,175 "We were on a break!" "No, we weren't!" What happened to you two? 240 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:47,476 Thank you so much for coming back over. 241 00:17:48,518 --> 00:17:50,437 Oh, good. You're here. 242 00:17:50,687 --> 00:17:54,316 And I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable. 243 00:17:54,649 --> 00:17:56,610 No, Mona, just hear me out. 244 00:17:56,902 --> 00:18:00,780 First of all, I am so sorry about my father yelling at you. 245 00:18:01,031 --> 00:18:04,576 But I heard that you held your own. You have to tell me how you did that. 246 00:18:04,785 --> 00:18:07,078 -Focus. -Okay. 247 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,415 Yes, Ross and I used to date. 248 00:18:10,624 --> 00:18:13,960 And yes, we are gonna have a baby. 249 00:18:14,252 --> 00:18:18,173 But we are definitely not getting back together. 250 00:18:18,340 --> 00:18:21,968 -How can I be sure of that? -Because we drove each other crazy. 251 00:18:22,385 --> 00:18:28,225 He was possessive, he was jealous. He could never just let the little things go. 252 00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,560 Trying to date this woman. 253 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:35,315 None of that compared to how kind and gentle.. 254 00:18:35,524 --> 00:18:37,734 and thoughtful he is. 255 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,904 You probably shouldn't touch me. 256 00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:44,908 I don't wanna get in the middle of something so complicated. 257 00:18:45,116 --> 00:18:48,495 I get it, but, Mona, what relationship is not complicated? 258 00:18:48,745 --> 00:18:51,581 We all have our baggage. You must too. 259 00:18:51,832 --> 00:18:54,960 Why else would you still be single? 260 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,671 I'm so gonna leave right now. 261 00:19:00,799 --> 00:19:02,801 Should I leave this open? 262 00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:07,430 I'm not sure yet. Why didn't you just tell me about all this? 263 00:19:07,639 --> 00:19:10,809 Because what's going on has nothing to do with how I feel about you. 264 00:19:11,101 --> 00:19:15,605 -You still should have told me. -I know, and I was going to.. 265 00:19:15,814 --> 00:19:19,818 but I thought it was better that you heard it from Rachel's father. 266 00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:23,280 I made a mistake.. 267 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:28,034 but it's only because I really, really like you. Really. 268 00:19:28,994 --> 00:19:33,748 Okay. I guess you can close the door now. 269 00:19:45,093 --> 00:19:49,306 Forgot my purse. Oh, you guys made up. 270 00:19:51,433 --> 00:19:54,144 He's a good kisser, isn't he? I'm going! 271 00:20:00,108 --> 00:20:03,361 I swear I didn't know she was a hooker. 272 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,072 Did you let her smoke in here? 273 00:20:06,698 --> 00:20:12,287 Her ass-print is still on your grandmother's quilt. Really want to talk about smoking? 274 00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:16,082 You know what, I'm gonna make this up to you. 275 00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,001 I promised you a stripper.. 276 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,464 and you're gonna get a stripper. 277 00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:26,885 -Monica, wait. -What? 278 00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:29,804 Carry on. 279 00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:49,574 These tennis shoes are so tight. 280 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:54,663 -I think I'll take them off. -Could you not narrate? 281 00:20:56,331 --> 00:20:58,416 Gotcha, sailor. 282 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:09,386 Just because you're not in love with the guy.. 283 00:21:12,263 --> 00:21:15,600 -You told your dad the truth. -About an hour ago. 284 00:21:16,559 --> 00:21:19,270 -Wanna go see a movie? -Yes. 285 00:21:21,606 --> 00:21:23,900 Bye, Dad. 286 00:21:28,613 --> 00:21:32,242 It's unacceptable! What the hell does love have to do with it? 287 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:35,328 There are more important things than love. 288 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,582 You have to think about the baby. 289 00:21:39,749 --> 00:21:44,045 You have to think about the consequences of your decisions! 290 00:21:46,131 --> 00:21:50,802 Hey, I do think about the consequences of my decisions! 291 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:54,180 Well, what gives you the right to..? 292 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:56,641 Go to hell! 293 00:21:59,853 --> 00:22:02,814 Stupid guy on my phone.