1 00:00:04,706 --> 00:00:09,710 Oh, my God, you cleaned! Look at these floors! 2 00:00:09,877 --> 00:00:13,715 You did the windows! I have been begging you for months! And you did, you cleaned. 3 00:00:14,006 --> 00:00:19,011 -And nagging works! -No, I didn't actually do this. 4 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:23,015 Oh, no. Was I cleaning in my sleep again? 5 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:24,684 No, it wasn't you. 6 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:28,646 -Well, then, who? -I got a maid. Yay! 7 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:34,736 I hope by "maid" you mean "mistress" because if some other woman was cleaning.. 8 00:00:34,986 --> 00:00:38,531 Now, honey, I know you don't like to relinquish control. 9 00:00:38,740 --> 00:00:42,201 "Relinquish" is just a fancy word for "lose." 10 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:48,875 She's nice, and she mentioned that she adored the way you arranged the sponges. 11 00:00:49,542 --> 00:00:51,210 Did she really say that? 12 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:55,131 Yes, I distinctly remember because I thought it was a joke. 13 00:00:55,339 --> 00:00:59,510 -Now, just give her a chance, okay? -Fine, I can do it. 14 00:01:01,345 --> 00:01:06,392 -What's the matter? -Usually when I'm this anxious, I clean. 15 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:51,521 Whose cell phone is that? It's just so annoying. Everywhere you go. 16 00:01:51,729 --> 00:01:54,607 I think it's coming from your bag. 17 00:01:56,567 --> 00:01:59,403 I never get calls! 18 00:01:59,654 --> 00:02:01,280 Hello? 19 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:07,620 Hi, it's Eric, from the Halloween party. Ursula's fiance. 20 00:02:07,870 --> 00:02:11,457 Oh, my God, Eric, hi! Wait, how'd you get this number? 21 00:02:11,666 --> 00:02:14,877 I have a friend who's a cop, and he got it for me. 22 00:02:15,086 --> 00:02:20,132 Wow. What an incredible violation and wonderful surprise! 23 00:02:20,383 --> 00:02:23,469 Listen, I just.. I thought you should know I broke up with Ursula. 24 00:02:23,678 --> 00:02:26,430 Oh, you did? He did it, he did it! 25 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:30,059 -What did he do? -I'm talking! 26 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:37,275 Anyway, I was wondering if you were the sort of person who eats lunch? 27 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,069 Are you asking me out? 28 00:02:40,319 --> 00:02:44,782 Because it'd be kind of weird since you just broke up with my sister. 29 00:02:44,991 --> 00:02:49,662 Yeah, okay. I'm sorry. Bye. 30 00:02:49,912 --> 00:02:53,833 No, no. Wait! I was just saying that so you'd think I was a good person. 31 00:02:54,959 --> 00:02:56,961 Fight for me. 32 00:02:59,005 --> 00:03:00,923 I won't take "no" for an answer. 33 00:03:01,132 --> 00:03:03,676 Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. 34 00:03:03,885 --> 00:03:07,179 I can be at your apartment in two hours. 35 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:09,807 Great. How do you know where I live? 36 00:03:10,016 --> 00:03:12,602 I've got friends too. 37 00:03:12,810 --> 00:03:14,061 Okay, bye. 38 00:03:14,687 --> 00:03:17,356 Oh, my God, I'm going out with Eric! 39 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:22,194 This day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. 40 00:03:22,486 --> 00:03:25,323 Oh, Ross, I can't make lunch. 41 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:30,870 So apparently I'm available for lunch. 42 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:33,706 I can't. I'm busy. I'm apartment hunting. 43 00:03:33,915 --> 00:03:35,374 You're moving? 44 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:38,669 I can't live with Joey once the baby comes. 45 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:43,633 I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doing?" 46 00:03:44,508 --> 00:03:46,510 So does Joey know you're moving? 47 00:03:46,719 --> 00:03:49,639 I haven't discussed it with him, but I know he'll be relieved. 48 00:03:49,889 --> 00:03:54,769 Last week, he brought this girl over, and I talked to her about morning sickness. 49 00:03:55,019 --> 00:03:57,355 Then I showed her pictures from my pregnancy book. 50 00:03:57,563 --> 00:04:01,192 -That's not really porn? -Not so much. 51 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:07,531 I heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died. 52 00:04:07,740 --> 00:04:13,704 Oh, my God. Was she old? Does she have a view? 53 00:04:14,205 --> 00:04:18,501 I don't know, but how great would that be? You living in my building? 54 00:04:18,751 --> 00:04:22,755 I could take care of the baby, I could come over whenever I want.. 55 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,507 with your permission. 56 00:04:24,715 --> 00:04:28,719 That really would be great. Well, can we see it? 57 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:32,515 Maybe we shouldn't. I mean, if she just died this morning. 58 00:04:32,723 --> 00:04:36,060 Yeah. No. No, you're right. 59 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,274 -Shall we? -Yeah. 60 00:04:49,865 --> 00:04:51,367 Yes? 61 00:04:51,575 --> 00:04:54,578 Hi. I'm Ross Geller. I live in the building. 62 00:04:54,829 --> 00:04:59,375 And I'm Rachel, an admirer of the building. 63 00:04:59,959 --> 00:05:05,840 I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away, and I am so sorry for your loss. 64 00:05:06,048 --> 00:05:08,300 -She didn't pass away. -What? 65 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:13,139 -My mother's still alive. -Oh, thank God! 66 00:05:14,098 --> 00:05:19,812 It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning, but she's a tough old bird. 67 00:05:20,021 --> 00:05:21,689 Are you close with her? 68 00:05:21,939 --> 00:05:26,485 Of course. She and I would talk all the time.. 69 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:29,905 in the laundry room. 70 00:05:30,114 --> 00:05:32,742 You speak Dutch? 71 00:05:39,081 --> 00:05:42,960 You know, I would, but it's just too painful. 72 00:05:44,295 --> 00:05:46,922 So she's really not dead. 73 00:05:47,131 --> 00:05:50,468 No. She's hanging in there. 74 00:05:50,676 --> 00:05:56,599 Could you tell me, is she hanging in in a one-bedroom or a two? 75 00:06:00,144 --> 00:06:04,231 Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible. Where did you get it? 76 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,610 Oh, well.. I make it myself. 77 00:06:07,818 --> 00:06:13,032 It's two parts ammonia and one part lemon juice. The secret ingredient is.. 78 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,327 You know what? We just met. 79 00:06:16,535 --> 00:06:20,539 Okay. I'm gonna go get the clothes from the laundry room now. 80 00:06:20,790 --> 00:06:23,334 When I come back, I'll clean behind the refrigerator. 81 00:06:23,959 --> 00:06:25,211 I love her. 82 00:06:27,004 --> 00:06:29,465 I'll be back in a minute. 83 00:06:30,299 --> 00:06:32,259 Okay. 84 00:06:32,468 --> 00:06:36,972 -See? I told you. -She stole my jeans! 85 00:06:38,641 --> 00:06:40,309 What? 86 00:06:40,810 --> 00:06:43,646 I've been looking for them all week, and she is wearing them. 87 00:06:43,854 --> 00:06:48,400 So she stole your pants and then came back and wore them in front of you? 88 00:06:48,651 --> 00:06:52,613 Don't you see? It's the perfect crime! 89 00:06:52,863 --> 00:06:55,908 She must have been planning this for years! 90 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,409 I'll prove it to you, okay. 91 00:06:57,660 --> 00:07:02,748 I dropped a pen in my lap, and it left an ink stain on the crotch. 92 00:07:02,957 --> 00:07:07,586 When she comes back, I will find it and show you that stain! 93 00:07:09,713 --> 00:07:15,553 Isn't it possible the company that sold the jeans made more than just the one pair? 94 00:07:15,761 --> 00:07:16,929 I guess. 95 00:07:17,179 --> 00:07:23,269 Shouldn't we give her the benefit of the doubt before we snoop around her crotch? 96 00:07:24,186 --> 00:07:28,107 Fine. I'm just glad I didn't give her my secret ingredient. 97 00:07:28,274 --> 00:07:30,693 Out of curiosity, what is your secret ingredient? 98 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:32,111 Yeah. 99 00:07:37,867 --> 00:07:41,620 -Hi. -Come in. I'm so glad you're here. 100 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:42,872 Yeah. Me too. 101 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:46,458 Not in the shaky, angry way that you are, though. 102 00:07:46,709 --> 00:07:50,921 Sorry. I just saw Ursula. I had to get the engagement ring back. 103 00:07:51,130 --> 00:07:54,425 Just seeing her brought it all back. 104 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:57,970 All the lies, the way she used me. 105 00:07:58,262 --> 00:08:02,474 I just.. I get so angry, just looking at her.. 106 00:08:05,227 --> 00:08:10,399 -Face. -Yeah. Yeah. 107 00:08:10,941 --> 00:08:15,821 I'm sorry. It's just, when I look at you.. 108 00:08:16,071 --> 00:08:18,115 I see her. 109 00:08:18,616 --> 00:08:23,954 And when I see her, I get a little bit angry. 110 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,834 So where do you wanna eat? 111 00:08:29,043 --> 00:08:31,921 Not that I'm not enjoying watching you flip out. 112 00:08:32,838 --> 00:08:34,798 Sorry. 113 00:08:34,965 --> 00:08:37,009 -Maybe this is too weird. -Wait. 114 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:41,847 There's only a problem when I look at you. 115 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:44,975 I got it. I got it. 116 00:08:45,517 --> 00:08:48,270 No, don't tear out your eyes! 117 00:08:48,479 --> 00:08:53,150 -I was just gonna take out my lenses. -Oh, yeah. Try that. 118 00:08:55,527 --> 00:08:57,905 So is that better? 119 00:08:58,113 --> 00:09:00,199 Not really. 120 00:09:01,492 --> 00:09:07,915 You're blurry, but you still look like Ursula. You're "Blursula." 121 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:13,712 Okay, wait. Maybe.. 122 00:09:14,546 --> 00:09:18,342 If I just don't look at you for a while. 123 00:09:19,969 --> 00:09:26,058 See? It works. I'm not angry at all anymore. This is a great date! 124 00:09:26,892 --> 00:09:28,727 Yeah, not so much. 125 00:09:29,186 --> 00:09:31,105 It's kind of hard to have a conversation. 126 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:34,191 Oh, no. Sure, we can have a conversation. 127 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,736 Tell me a little something about yourself. 128 00:09:39,363 --> 00:09:41,031 Oh, me? 129 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:44,994 Look, Eric, turn around. 130 00:09:46,495 --> 00:09:50,958 I like you, but it shouldn't be this hard. This is our first date. 131 00:09:51,208 --> 00:09:54,586 First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and.. 132 00:09:54,795 --> 00:10:00,342 "He just touched my hand, did he mean to?" and first kisses.. 133 00:10:02,386 --> 00:10:04,805 Second kisses. 134 00:10:07,683 --> 00:10:11,061 Thanks for the coffee, or: 135 00:10:21,447 --> 00:10:23,949 Yeah, we're done. 136 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:35,878 Hey, Ross. You wanna go see that new IMAX movie on tide pools? 137 00:10:36,086 --> 00:10:38,172 -Really? -No. 138 00:10:40,090 --> 00:10:42,968 But I got Knicks tickets for you, me and Chandler. 139 00:10:43,177 --> 00:10:44,553 Sweet! 140 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,972 And then afterwards, we can go to a strip joint. 141 00:10:47,181 --> 00:10:49,016 -Really? -No. 142 00:10:50,768 --> 00:10:52,269 All right, let's go. 143 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:54,355 I have to stop by my place. 144 00:10:54,563 --> 00:10:59,985 To tape the game? You do this every time. You're not gonna be on TV! 145 00:11:00,194 --> 00:11:03,072 No, I have to see if this apartment became available. 146 00:11:03,322 --> 00:11:06,700 -You're switching apartments? -It's not for me, it's for Rachel. 147 00:11:06,909 --> 00:11:09,995 -She has an apartment. -When the baby comes, she's gonna move. 148 00:11:10,204 --> 00:11:12,206 -She is? -Yeah. 149 00:11:12,414 --> 00:11:15,918 You didn't expect her to live there with the baby? 150 00:11:16,168 --> 00:11:18,796 I didn't really think about it. 151 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:27,346 Hey, Gunther, you're an ezel. 152 00:11:30,682 --> 00:11:32,893 Damn it! 153 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:39,316 -Nice jeans. -Oh, thanks. 154 00:11:39,525 --> 00:11:43,946 -I like your top. -Oh. You're not getting it. 155 00:11:51,036 --> 00:11:55,415 -What happened? -Oh. I fell asleep! 156 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:59,128 I was thinking about taking my lunch break. 157 00:11:59,378 --> 00:12:04,258 Will you do the top of the cabinets? That'll work up your appetite for lunch. 158 00:12:04,466 --> 00:12:06,260 All right. 159 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,285 Hello. 160 00:12:32,244 --> 00:12:33,453 What's going on? 161 00:12:33,871 --> 00:12:38,584 I'm sorry. I've never had a maid before. Is this not okay? 162 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,129 I don't understand. 163 00:12:42,296 --> 00:12:44,798 Why was your head just between my legs? 164 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,758 That's a fair question. 165 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:50,095 Well, my head was between your legs.. 166 00:12:50,304 --> 00:12:53,390 because I find you very attractive. 167 00:12:54,558 --> 00:12:55,934 Are you coming onto me? 168 00:12:56,101 --> 00:12:57,311 Apparently. 169 00:13:00,731 --> 00:13:01,732 -Hey. -Hey. 170 00:13:01,899 --> 00:13:07,779 -How was the game? -It was okay. I ate way too much. 171 00:13:11,116 --> 00:13:14,578 I was talking to Ross, and he said you were looking for a new place. 172 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:20,417 Yeah. Hopefully across the street. If certain Dutch people would just let go. 173 00:13:22,085 --> 00:13:24,922 I was kind of hoping you'd stay. 174 00:13:25,297 --> 00:13:28,884 Joey, I have to go. There's no room for a baby here. 175 00:13:29,134 --> 00:13:33,680 No room? It's a baby. It's, like, this big. 176 00:13:33,889 --> 00:13:37,935 You could put it over here. 177 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:41,271 Or we could put it right here. It's cute, right? 178 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,942 Or put it over here. You wouldn't even notice it. 179 00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:48,487 "Where's the baby?" "Oh, it's right over.." 180 00:13:49,321 --> 00:13:52,991 Honey, it's not just a matter of where you put it. 181 00:13:53,242 --> 00:13:56,620 A baby changes everything. They cry all the time. 182 00:13:56,828 --> 00:14:01,625 Imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score with a screaming baby. 183 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:05,337 I could use a challenge. It's getting pretty easy. 184 00:14:05,587 --> 00:14:09,341 It's so sweet that you want me to stay, but I can't. 185 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,678 It would disrupt your entire life. 186 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:18,308 It's just.. I love living with you so much. 187 00:14:18,517 --> 00:14:22,646 -I wish things didn't have to change. -I know. 188 00:14:22,854 --> 00:14:25,816 You know, I blame Ross for this. 189 00:14:27,109 --> 00:14:29,361 I do too, a little bit. 190 00:14:30,612 --> 00:14:32,948 I'm gonna miss you. 191 00:14:33,198 --> 00:14:35,784 You're the hottest roommate I ever had. 192 00:14:41,665 --> 00:14:45,502 Oh, no, I have to go. I have a massage appointment. 193 00:14:45,711 --> 00:14:49,631 No, stay here. We'll keep doing this. I'll pay you. 194 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:53,135 No, I've gotten in trouble for that before. 195 00:14:53,427 --> 00:14:56,847 -I'll see you later? -Absolutely. 196 00:14:58,348 --> 00:15:00,350 I love the way you kiss. 197 00:15:00,559 --> 00:15:05,230 Really? That's the thing I'm worst at! You'll see. 198 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,070 Hey. 199 00:15:12,321 --> 00:15:16,074 -Hey. I think Brenda needs a raise. -How come? 200 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:19,077 Because I put my head between her legs. 201 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,205 -To see her pants? -They're my pants! 202 00:15:22,414 --> 00:15:24,291 Are you sure? Did you see the stain? 203 00:15:24,499 --> 00:15:28,712 No. I was getting into position, and then everything went dark. 204 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:32,799 She is not stealing from us, okay. Will you let this go? 205 00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:34,843 Fine. 206 00:15:39,848 --> 00:15:43,685 -She's wearing my bra! -Oh, dear God! 207 00:15:43,894 --> 00:15:46,605 My pink, flowered bra! I recognize the strap! 208 00:15:46,855 --> 00:15:50,108 Yet you don't recognize that you're crazy? 209 00:15:50,359 --> 00:15:53,945 Here's the plan. I'm going to leave, and you're gonna look at Brenda's bra. 210 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,948 Here's another plan. No. 211 00:15:57,157 --> 00:16:00,410 I would do it, but she thinks I'm attracted to her. 212 00:16:00,619 --> 00:16:04,247 -Why? -Did you not hear where my head was? 213 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,876 We're a team. We're in this together. 214 00:16:08,085 --> 00:16:11,963 I fear a jury will see it the same way. 215 00:16:12,673 --> 00:16:16,468 Do this for me. I catch you looking at women's breasts all the time. 216 00:16:16,718 --> 00:16:18,887 You see that? 217 00:16:19,137 --> 00:16:20,597 Do you see this? 218 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:25,560 All right, yes. Okay. I get your point. 219 00:16:25,769 --> 00:16:28,605 But if it's not her bra, will you just let the woman clean? 220 00:16:28,814 --> 00:16:35,237 Yes. You'll know it's mine because on the right cup, there's a very noticeable rip. 221 00:16:36,571 --> 00:16:39,282 You need new clothes. 222 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:47,082 -Hi. How is she? -It's not looking good. 223 00:16:51,128 --> 00:16:55,674 Well, I brought her some bloemen. 224 00:16:55,924 --> 00:17:01,596 That's so sweet. Would you like to say goodbye? It would mean a lot to her. 225 00:17:01,805 --> 00:17:05,142 Oh, I don't know that it would. 226 00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:09,938 -Well, her memory is pretty much gone. -All right, then. 227 00:17:17,946 --> 00:17:20,991 -Hey! -Welcome back. 228 00:17:22,534 --> 00:17:27,122 -Shall we pick up from where we left off? -I'm still tired from this afternoon. 229 00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:29,541 -Why? -The sex. 230 00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:31,668 -What sex? -Our sex. 231 00:17:31,877 --> 00:17:33,211 We didn't have sex. 232 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:38,049 If I didn't have sex with you, I had sex with somebody that looked like.. 233 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:48,727 -You had sex with Ursula? -A little bit. 234 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:51,980 She walked in, I thought she was you and I kissed her and.. 235 00:17:52,189 --> 00:17:57,486 -You didn't notice different clothes? -I was just so excited to see you. 236 00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:05,076 -This is too weird. -No, it's not. I don't wanna lose you. 237 00:18:05,327 --> 00:18:09,289 It's like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love.. 238 00:18:09,539 --> 00:18:11,666 Yeah. It's too weird. 239 00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:15,754 So I guess this is it. 240 00:18:16,004 --> 00:18:18,048 Yeah. 241 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,468 Maybe it's for the best. 242 00:18:21,718 --> 00:18:25,514 -You smell just like her. -Yeah, so do you. 243 00:18:44,366 --> 00:18:48,537 -What are you doing? -I'm leaning. 244 00:18:48,745 --> 00:18:51,248 This is where I lean. 245 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,917 Okay. 246 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,797 -Brenda, a bee! -What? 247 00:18:59,047 --> 00:19:04,636 It's flown into your blouse, and you better undo your buttons lest it sting you. 248 00:19:05,846 --> 00:19:10,141 -I think I know what's going on here. -You do? 249 00:19:10,392 --> 00:19:14,437 Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian.. 250 00:19:16,314 --> 00:19:19,025 but it's wrong. You're married. 251 00:19:19,234 --> 00:19:22,487 -I totally understand. -Okay, good. 252 00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:25,407 Could I just see your bra? 253 00:19:28,869 --> 00:19:30,620 Hi. 254 00:19:32,414 --> 00:19:35,250 -Where'd you get those jeans? -You gave them to me. 255 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:39,254 -No, I didn't! -All right, I took them. 256 00:19:39,462 --> 00:19:43,174 I figured it'd be okay because you've got a big ink stain on the crotch. 257 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:47,178 -Oh, no! Did you take my bra too? -What bra? 258 00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:52,183 -The pink one with the flowers. -You mean the one you're wearing? 259 00:19:55,687 --> 00:19:57,480 I quit! 260 00:19:58,607 --> 00:20:00,650 Sounds about right. 261 00:20:07,699 --> 00:20:08,867 What is this? 262 00:20:09,159 --> 00:20:11,661 This is just to give you an idea. 263 00:20:11,912 --> 00:20:15,290 We can put screens here so that the baby has privacy.. 264 00:20:15,457 --> 00:20:18,585 and maybe a mobile over the crib.. 265 00:20:18,793 --> 00:20:24,716 and here's a baby monitor which, till the baby comes, we can use as walkie-talkies. 266 00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:28,970 You're so sweet! 267 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:33,892 Oh, my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! 268 00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:42,692 That's really just to show where the baby would go. 269 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:46,488 Why don't I hold on to him so there's no confusion. 270 00:20:49,908 --> 00:20:53,787 Joey, the baby is gonna be crying. It's gonna be loud. 271 00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:56,581 -I'm loud. -It's gonna be up all night. 272 00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:59,042 -I'm up all night. -It's gonna poop. 273 00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,628 Hello! 274 00:21:02,879 --> 00:21:04,756 What about all the women? 275 00:21:04,965 --> 00:21:08,718 If I'm bringing home a woman who can't stand a baby.. 276 00:21:08,927 --> 00:21:12,097 then maybe I don't wanna be with that woman. 277 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:16,017 Or maybe we'll do it in the bathroom of the club! 278 00:21:16,393 --> 00:21:19,479 But I won't say stuff like that around the baby. 279 00:21:20,271 --> 00:21:21,815 Joey, are you sure? 280 00:21:22,065 --> 00:21:25,902 Yeah. Look, I know sometimes it'll be hard, okay.. 281 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:31,491 but it'll also be really, really great. 282 00:21:31,783 --> 00:21:35,996 Please, Rachel, I really want you to stay. 283 00:21:37,247 --> 00:21:41,835 I want me to stay too. Thank you. 284 00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:48,633 -Joey, look at this crib. It's so cute. -I know. I found it on the street. 285 00:21:48,842 --> 00:21:52,929 Are you..? Really? This is in such good condition. 286 00:21:53,138 --> 00:21:55,432 Whoa! What's under the cover? 287 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,976 -I don't know. -It's moving. 288 00:21:58,226 --> 00:22:00,478 It's got a tail! Get it out of here! 289 00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:02,313 Okay! 290 00:22:09,487 --> 00:22:13,658 Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? 291 00:22:13,867 --> 00:22:17,996 Because her dying wish was for one last kiss. 292 00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:24,002 And because I'm such a strong, strapping alleenstaande.. 293 00:22:24,919 --> 00:22:27,172 I had to carry her body to the lobby. 294 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:30,216 You know, and she was not a slight woman. 295 00:22:31,801 --> 00:22:35,847 But I don't care, because you got the apartment. Yes! 296 00:22:36,056 --> 00:22:42,062 Yeah. I think I'm gonna stay here. 297 00:22:42,312 --> 00:22:44,355 Isn't that great? 298 00:22:44,522 --> 00:22:47,150 What..? You.. But.. Bu..