1 00:00:02,704 --> 00:00:04,831 -Guys, guess what? -What? 2 00:00:05,123 --> 00:00:08,000 We're having a Halloween party! 3 00:00:08,209 --> 00:00:09,335 -Good! -Great! 4 00:00:09,627 --> 00:00:13,715 -You have to wear a costume. -I can't make it. 5 00:00:14,006 --> 00:00:15,675 Come on, it'll be fun. 6 00:00:15,925 --> 00:00:20,888 I'll be there. I have to wear a costume to my classes that day anyway. 7 00:00:21,180 --> 00:00:24,642 Tell me you're not gonna dress like a dinosaur. 8 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:27,728 Not two years in a row. 9 00:00:28,730 --> 00:00:32,150 -I'll come, but I'm not dressing up. -You have to. 10 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:38,072 No. Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you're not. 11 00:00:38,364 --> 00:00:41,075 You're an actor. 12 00:00:41,576 --> 00:00:43,786 Ross, are you gonna bring Mona? 13 00:00:43,953 --> 00:00:46,414 -I will. -The girl from the wedding? 14 00:00:47,874 --> 00:00:51,961 If she needs costume ideas, she could be a bikini model.. 15 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:55,715 or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader. 16 00:00:55,965 --> 00:01:01,971 Or Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. No! Slutty Leatherface. 17 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:06,392 Wasn't Joey hitting on her too? 18 00:01:06,601 --> 00:01:09,479 That's right, he was hitting on her. 19 00:01:09,771 --> 00:01:14,442 And I got her. I guess the better man won. 20 00:01:14,734 --> 00:01:17,778 Please don't take her from me. 21 00:01:58,778 --> 00:02:00,613 Ursula! 22 00:02:00,863 --> 00:02:03,407 Wait. It's me, Phoebe. 23 00:02:03,658 --> 00:02:07,036 I thought there was a mirror there. Okay. Bye. 24 00:02:07,245 --> 00:02:08,454 Wait a second! 25 00:02:08,663 --> 00:02:10,706 So, what's new with you? 26 00:02:11,374 --> 00:02:14,669 Nothing. I'm getting married next week. 27 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:16,420 What? 28 00:02:16,671 --> 00:02:19,840 It'll be a small ceremony. Just family. 29 00:02:20,091 --> 00:02:21,342 His. 30 00:02:23,135 --> 00:02:24,554 Okay. 31 00:02:24,804 --> 00:02:26,347 I'm happy for you. 32 00:02:26,889 --> 00:02:31,519 Wait. If you want to come, I guess that'd be okay. 33 00:02:31,769 --> 00:02:32,895 -Really? -Sure. 34 00:02:33,145 --> 00:02:35,773 You could be my sister for the day. 35 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:39,151 Yeah, okay. 36 00:02:39,402 --> 00:02:44,156 My friends are having a party tonight, so you could come. 37 00:02:44,407 --> 00:02:46,617 Maybe I could meet the guy. 38 00:02:46,868 --> 00:02:49,787 Well, I'm supposed to work tonight. 39 00:02:50,037 --> 00:02:53,749 I'm supposed to be working now, so who cares! 40 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:58,129 -It's a costume party. -So that's why you're.. 41 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:00,381 No. 42 00:03:00,631 --> 00:03:02,883 But thanks. 43 00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:12,101 -You're supposed to wear a costume. -I am. 44 00:03:12,351 --> 00:03:16,856 I am a woman who spent money on a dress she wants to wear.. 45 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:20,651 because soon she won't fit into it. 46 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:25,239 I'm Catwoman, who wants the dress when you're too big for it. 47 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:29,201 -Trick or treat! -Can I give out candy? 48 00:03:29,452 --> 00:03:34,373 I want to be with kids. Since I got pregnant, I have maternal instincts. 49 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:37,501 -Trick or treat! -Just a minute! 50 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,301 Look at you guys! 51 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:50,056 -Wow! You are a very scary witch. -Thank you. 52 00:03:50,306 --> 00:03:54,185 -And you are a very funny clown. -Thank you. 53 00:03:54,393 --> 00:03:55,770 And you.. 54 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:59,523 are so in style right now. 55 00:03:59,774 --> 00:04:05,112 I work at Ralph Lauren. The fall line has got this equestrian theme. 56 00:04:05,321 --> 00:04:10,242 -Did you see the cover of Vogue..? -Could I just have the candy? 57 00:04:12,870 --> 00:04:14,622 Sure. 58 00:04:22,421 --> 00:04:25,716 Catwoman. So we meet again. 59 00:04:25,967 --> 00:04:27,885 So we do, Supergirl. 60 00:04:28,678 --> 00:04:31,138 It's me, Phoebe. 61 00:04:33,015 --> 00:04:36,102 Monica, can I talk to you for a second? 62 00:04:41,857 --> 00:04:43,901 I appreciate the costume. 63 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:46,362 You did this to him? 64 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:48,239 I thought he'd love it. 65 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:54,662 -He loves The Velveteen Rabbit. -That rabbit was brown and white. 66 00:04:54,870 --> 00:04:57,164 It was pink, or no bunny at all. 67 00:04:57,415 --> 00:05:01,335 No bunny at all. Always no bunny at all! 68 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:08,634 -You didn't dress up either? -Yes, I did. I'm Chandler. 69 00:05:12,888 --> 00:05:15,349 Dude, what happened? 70 00:05:15,599 --> 00:05:17,268 How is that me? 71 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,813 I'm Chandler. 72 00:05:21,981 --> 00:05:24,525 That is so you! 73 00:05:24,775 --> 00:05:29,280 -When have I ever done that? -When have I ever done that? 74 00:05:32,867 --> 00:05:34,910 Trick or treat. 75 00:05:39,123 --> 00:05:43,043 -You're the prettiest ballerina ever. -Thank you. 76 00:05:44,587 --> 00:05:46,881 That deserves another candy. 77 00:05:47,089 --> 00:05:49,091 Thank you. 78 00:05:51,343 --> 00:05:54,930 I have to say, that earns "two-two" pieces of candy. 79 00:05:55,139 --> 00:05:57,725 I love you! 80 00:05:59,810 --> 00:06:02,229 Honey, here, take it all. 81 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:09,236 Monica? We need more candy. 82 00:06:09,528 --> 00:06:12,073 -There's only been four kids. -I know. 83 00:06:12,323 --> 00:06:16,035 But one said she loved me, so I gave her everything. 84 00:06:16,285 --> 00:06:18,162 No wonder you're pregnant. 85 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:30,466 -What are you supposed to be? -Remember the satellite, Sputnik? 86 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:35,471 Well, I'm a potato. Or a "spud".. 87 00:06:35,888 --> 00:06:38,766 and these are my antenna. 88 00:06:38,933 --> 00:06:42,061 So Sputnik becomes..? 89 00:06:46,023 --> 00:06:49,985 Spud-nik! 90 00:06:51,529 --> 00:06:54,990 Wow! I don't have the worst costume anymore. 91 00:06:56,534 --> 00:06:59,787 All right! Ross came as doodie. 92 00:07:01,539 --> 00:07:05,167 -No, I'm not doodie. -No, space-doodie. 93 00:07:06,919 --> 00:07:08,838 Okay, I'm Spud-nik. 94 00:07:10,172 --> 00:07:14,343 -You know, like Sputnik. -What's a Sputnik, doodie-man? 95 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:23,310 Hey, sweetie. 96 00:07:26,063 --> 00:07:28,315 -Aren't you gonna kiss me? -Okay. 97 00:07:28,566 --> 00:07:32,069 But right after, you have to tell me who you are. 98 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:34,446 -Ursula? -Ursula's fiance? 99 00:07:34,697 --> 00:07:39,994 You're the sister. I just slapped my future sister-in-law's ass. 100 00:07:40,244 --> 00:07:43,664 Is your mother here? I could slap her on the butt. 101 00:07:43,873 --> 00:07:47,877 -My mother killed herself. -See, and I knew that. 102 00:07:50,045 --> 00:07:51,881 Now I'm sweating. 103 00:07:52,173 --> 00:07:57,219 I'm sweating. Now I'm saying look at me, I'm even sweatier. I should go. 104 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:59,138 No. We'll start over. 105 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:02,224 -Hi, I'm Phoebe. -Eric. 106 00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:07,104 -Why are you looking at me like that? -Sweat's burning my eyes. 107 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,731 -Thank you. -There. 108 00:08:09,023 --> 00:08:11,650 -What are you? -There's no name for it. 109 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:14,987 I get nervous, and I sweat like crazy. 110 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:20,993 -No, I meant your costume. -I'm a solar system. 111 00:08:21,243 --> 00:08:23,370 My second graders helped. 112 00:08:23,621 --> 00:08:26,540 -I love the second grade. -Really? 113 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:32,504 It's much better than first grade, and definitely better than third. 114 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:36,258 With all the politics and the mind games. 115 00:08:37,009 --> 00:08:41,680 -So, what do you do? -I'm a masseuse, by day. 116 00:08:43,015 --> 00:08:46,310 -You don't have to stand with me. -I'm having fun. 117 00:08:46,518 --> 00:08:51,732 -I'm excited for you and Ursula. -I feel very lucky. She's great. 118 00:08:52,024 --> 00:08:56,695 -She's the most beautiful woman ever. -Thank you. 119 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,245 -Hey, Joey? -Yeah? 120 00:09:04,536 --> 00:09:08,415 -You read comic books, right? -Exclusively. 121 00:09:08,624 --> 00:09:12,127 Who would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl? 122 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,546 -Catwoman, hands down. -Yeah. 123 00:09:14,797 --> 00:09:18,175 Between you and Phoebe? I'd give Phoebe the edge. 124 00:09:18,342 --> 00:09:20,177 -What? Really? -You kidding? 125 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:25,933 Phoebe lived on the street, okay? Plus, she's got a crazy temper. 126 00:09:26,183 --> 00:09:28,852 She's not right behind me, is she? 127 00:09:29,103 --> 00:09:30,729 No, you're fine. 128 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:33,857 -Could I take Rachel? -I'm not sure. 129 00:09:34,108 --> 00:09:36,610 What? Come on, I am tough! 130 00:09:36,819 --> 00:09:39,571 Punch me here, as hard as you can! 131 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:43,200 Relax. Why are you so serious? It doesn't matter. 132 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:48,289 Really? What if I told you Ross or Chandler could beat you up? 133 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:50,666 I would say, "Woman, please." 134 00:09:53,502 --> 00:09:56,005 Ursula's fiance is really sweet. 135 00:09:56,714 --> 00:09:59,925 -You think you could take him? -The dude with the balls on his chest? 136 00:10:00,092 --> 00:10:01,593 I think so. 137 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:04,430 But what is he doing with my sister? He's so great. 138 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:07,224 He's a teacher, he does volunteer work. 139 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:14,106 Normally, I don't like sweaty guys. But I could just mop him up. 140 00:10:14,356 --> 00:10:16,483 -Oh, my God, Phoebe? -What? 141 00:10:16,734 --> 00:10:21,780 -You're getting a crush on him. -No, I'm not, you are! 142 00:10:22,031 --> 00:10:24,950 Here comes the temper. 143 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:28,746 Trick or treat. 144 00:10:29,371 --> 00:10:33,500 Know what? We're out of candy. But someone went for more. 145 00:10:33,751 --> 00:10:38,714 And I've been giving out money, but I'm out of that too. 146 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,300 -Can I write you a check? -Okay. 147 00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:46,388 -Okay. What's your name? -Lelani Mayolanofavich. 148 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:52,227 Okay, I'm just gonna write this out to "cash." 149 00:10:53,354 --> 00:10:55,564 -Hi. -Hi, Mona. 150 00:10:57,983 --> 00:11:02,654 Joey's gonna be thrilled. He was hoping you'd be a slutty nurse. 151 00:11:02,905 --> 00:11:05,991 Actually, I'm just a nurse. 152 00:11:06,909 --> 00:11:11,413 You'd think that would embarrass me, but I'm maxed out. 153 00:11:12,915 --> 00:11:14,500 -You made it. -Wait. 154 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:19,004 -You're a potato? -Well, I'm a spud..? 155 00:11:19,254 --> 00:11:23,550 -And the antenna.. You're Spud-nik! -Yes! 156 00:11:24,426 --> 00:11:26,637 Marry her. 157 00:11:28,097 --> 00:11:32,392 Here's a good one. Who'd win a fight between Ross and Chandler? 158 00:11:32,935 --> 00:11:35,062 I can't answer that. Chandler's my husband. 159 00:11:35,312 --> 00:11:37,731 -So Ross? -Yeah. 160 00:11:38,232 --> 00:11:41,276 -Hey, beautiful. -Hello, handsome. 161 00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:42,778 Oh, God. 162 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:47,908 Look at you two. When did you guys meet? 163 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,536 -Two weeks ago. -That's it? 164 00:11:50,702 --> 00:11:54,498 I know. It sounds crazy, and I'm not impulsive, but.. 165 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:58,794 -we have so much in common. -Oh, really? 166 00:11:59,044 --> 00:12:01,338 We're both teachers. 167 00:12:03,215 --> 00:12:07,594 -And we were both in the Peace Corps. -Peace Corps, really? 168 00:12:09,138 --> 00:12:15,310 When we were building in Uruguay, we were two towns apart and never met. 169 00:12:15,519 --> 00:12:20,732 Yeah. It wasn't a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. 170 00:12:21,859 --> 00:12:24,778 -Shall we get me really drunk? -Sure. 171 00:12:30,409 --> 00:12:32,619 Howdy, doodie. 172 00:12:33,328 --> 00:12:34,788 That's funny, yeah. 173 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:39,793 You're the funniest man here in a bunny costume his wife made him wear. 174 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:44,423 Relax, man. You're looking a little flushed. 175 00:12:49,595 --> 00:12:53,056 -Our question might get answered. -What question? 176 00:12:53,307 --> 00:12:56,768 Who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross? 177 00:12:57,519 --> 00:13:00,981 -There's no question. -So you think Ross too? 178 00:13:03,775 --> 00:13:06,236 -You picked Ross? -Ross is strong. 179 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:11,200 He's the strongest out of all three of you. Except for Joey. 180 00:13:11,909 --> 00:13:16,455 -I can't believe you didn't pick me. -She's right. I am stronger. 181 00:13:16,705 --> 00:13:18,957 I would destroy you. 182 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:23,921 Really? You think you're stronger? Why don't you prove it? 183 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,549 I'll prove it like a theorem! 184 00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:29,927 All right! Stop it! 185 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,305 Stop! No one's gonna fight. 186 00:13:33,514 --> 00:13:37,100 People came to see a fight, let's give them one! 187 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:43,482 -You guys could arm-wrestle. -Listen to the slutty nurse. 188 00:13:44,149 --> 00:13:48,654 -You're going down. -Oh, yeah? You're going downtown! 189 00:13:48,904 --> 00:13:52,908 Seriously, guys, the trash talk is embarrassing. 190 00:13:55,077 --> 00:13:58,247 Gunther, you brought candy. Thank you so much. 191 00:13:58,413 --> 00:14:01,333 -You are so sweet. -Really? 192 00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:06,338 You are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world. 193 00:14:07,089 --> 00:14:09,508 -Got to go. -Trick or treat. 194 00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:13,512 Hi! Wow! There you go. 195 00:14:14,388 --> 00:14:18,475 My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money. 196 00:14:18,684 --> 00:14:21,645 We were, but now we've got candy. 197 00:14:22,312 --> 00:14:24,940 I'd rather have the money. 198 00:14:26,316 --> 00:14:28,986 That's not your choice. Happy Halloween! 199 00:14:29,319 --> 00:14:30,529 This isn't fair. 200 00:14:30,821 --> 00:14:34,116 Is it fair that you put on a cape and get stuff? 201 00:14:34,366 --> 00:14:36,368 Shut up! 202 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,036 You shut up! 203 00:14:39,955 --> 00:14:44,126 -You can't tell me to shut up. -I think I just did. 204 00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:46,753 And here it comes again. Shut up! 205 00:14:48,505 --> 00:14:51,216 No, I got it. I'm good. I got it. 206 00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:56,263 Wait, I had one more thing to say. Right. Shut up. 207 00:14:57,306 --> 00:14:59,057 You're a mean old woman. 208 00:14:59,349 --> 00:15:01,143 Wait! Shut.. Don't cry! 209 00:15:01,393 --> 00:15:03,395 Let me get my checkbook! 210 00:15:03,645 --> 00:15:08,734 You don't have to do this. The strength inside you means the most. 211 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:13,280 You're loyal, you're honest and you have integrity. 212 00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:16,283 That's the strength I want in a man. 213 00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:19,745 That means nothing to me. Come on! 214 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,498 -Hi, liar. -Hey. 215 00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:30,172 He's marrying you because he thinks the things you were saying were true. 216 00:15:30,422 --> 00:15:32,924 -They could be true. -But they're not. 217 00:15:33,842 --> 00:15:35,510 It's a fine line. 218 00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:39,222 -Why are you lying? -I don't know. 219 00:15:39,473 --> 00:15:44,811 He did this stuff, I said I did it too. He got so excited, it was fun. 220 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:48,106 You can't do this. You're gonna ruin his life. 221 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:52,027 Why are you taking this so seriously? It's just a marriage. 222 00:15:53,028 --> 00:15:56,615 Besides, if I cheat on him, I can call it an affair. 223 00:15:56,865 --> 00:15:57,866 Honey? 224 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:02,954 It's a disgusting habit, and I want you to quit now! 225 00:16:03,372 --> 00:16:05,707 She's helped so many people quit. 226 00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:08,293 We'd better get going. 227 00:16:08,502 --> 00:16:11,380 -You have a church group meeting. -Right. 228 00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:19,346 -It was nice meeting you. -You too. 229 00:16:19,638 --> 00:16:23,517 And, Ursula, it was really nice meeting you tonight! 230 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:27,896 Come on! Bunny versus doodie. We're waiting! 231 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:33,151 Okay, guys. One match, winner take all. 232 00:16:34,486 --> 00:16:36,655 Wait. What does the winner get? 233 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,865 -Pride. -And dignity. 234 00:16:39,157 --> 00:16:41,702 Okay, if you say so. 235 00:16:41,993 --> 00:16:43,954 All right, ready, set, go! 236 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,707 -Come on! -Come on! 237 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:59,386 -Wow, they're both really strong. -Or equally weak. 238 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:03,390 Oh, God. Chandler's making his sex face. 239 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:14,276 -So you getting tired? -No. I could do this all day. 240 00:17:14,568 --> 00:17:16,903 Yeah. Me too. 241 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:23,034 -Getting a little tired, though. -God, I'm exhausted. 242 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:28,415 This is starting to look bad for me, okay? Mona's standing right there. 243 00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:33,712 She's talking to Joey! You gotta let me win! 244 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,715 Let me win. My wife thinks I'm a wimp. 245 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:42,554 At least you have a wife. I get divorces and knock people up. 246 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,975 And I'm dressed as doodie. 247 00:17:47,893 --> 00:17:53,607 -You're Spud-nik. -Come on, who we kidding? I'm doodie. 248 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,735 Please? She's watching. 249 00:17:57,611 --> 00:18:00,906 -Fine. -Thanks. 250 00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:04,451 -Oh, no. -Oh, yeah! 251 00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:07,329 My hero! 252 00:18:07,621 --> 00:18:09,915 You're a weird lady. 253 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,087 Ursula said she left her purse. 254 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,966 What a relief. It has the numbers for her prayer chain. 255 00:18:20,258 --> 00:18:22,302 I'm sure it does. 256 00:18:22,719 --> 00:18:25,514 Guess I'll see you at the wedding. 257 00:18:27,265 --> 00:18:30,602 I don't think I'm gonna make it to the wedding. 258 00:18:30,852 --> 00:18:33,271 I wish you all the luck in the world. 259 00:18:33,438 --> 00:18:36,149 And I also want to give you a little piece of advice.. 260 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,819 that I give to everyone who's getting married. 261 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,654 Don't trust your wife. 262 00:18:41,863 --> 00:18:43,824 I think we'll be okay. 263 00:18:44,074 --> 00:18:48,411 It's so perfect, and she's been saving herself for me. 264 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:54,251 -I can't let you do this. She's lying. -What? 265 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:58,630 She is lying. And I bet I could prove it. Excuse me. 266 00:18:58,839 --> 00:19:02,092 Okay. Yeah, not a prayer chain. 267 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:07,764 But what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. 268 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:12,936 Here's the name tag from where she works as a waitress. 269 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,438 Not a teacher, a waitress. 270 00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:18,275 Here, she always lies about this. 271 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:23,196 -How old did she say she was? -She told me she was 25. 272 00:19:23,488 --> 00:19:26,074 I almost don't want to show you. 273 00:19:26,324 --> 00:19:29,286 Just remember, I'm a minute younger. 274 00:19:31,872 --> 00:19:34,291 I am so stupid. 275 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,793 Of course she's not a teacher. 276 00:19:37,002 --> 00:19:42,465 There's no such thing as a "Top Secret School for the Children of Spies." 277 00:19:44,593 --> 00:19:46,845 No, you're not stupid. 278 00:19:47,679 --> 00:19:49,890 I'm not smart. 279 00:19:53,143 --> 00:19:57,814 I just wanted so much to be impulsive for once. 280 00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,900 -To be romantic. -Good. 281 00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:06,114 You should be impulsive and romantic. You did it with the wrong person. 282 00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:12,495 -What? -It's weird, two people look so alike. 283 00:20:12,746 --> 00:20:14,414 And so different. 284 00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:19,753 Eric! Let's go! 285 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:24,716 -Better go deal with it. -Yeah, you should. 286 00:20:30,055 --> 00:20:33,266 Hurry up! I gotta pray! 287 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:48,156 I had to give the kid 50 bucks to stop crying. 288 00:20:48,406 --> 00:20:49,449 That's not bad. 289 00:20:49,741 --> 00:20:53,703 I also had to go to a few houses as his girlfriend. 290 00:20:54,871 --> 00:20:57,040 I am awful with children. 291 00:20:57,374 --> 00:21:01,711 You're good with kids. They're just crazy on Halloween. 292 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:05,382 They're all greedy, hopped up on sugar. 293 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:08,176 -That's all it is? -Absolutely. 294 00:21:08,426 --> 00:21:15,058 Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas. And their birthdays. 295 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:18,395 They get crazy during the summer too. 296 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:22,065 And any time they're hungry or sleepy. 297 00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:25,443 Kids are tough. Good luck with that. 298 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:32,117 Look, I'm sorry you lost. 299 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:36,079 I got a secret for you. I let him win. 300 00:21:36,913 --> 00:21:39,457 Was that a secret, or a lie? 301 00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:41,751 -No, I let him.. Ross? -Yeah? 302 00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:45,130 Would you tell her I let you win, please? 303 00:21:45,755 --> 00:21:49,009 Chandler "let me win." 304 00:21:49,759 --> 00:21:55,515 No, Chandler's really strong. My arm is so sore. Oh, nurse? 305 00:21:55,765 --> 00:21:58,852 I am strong. I'll show you. 306 00:21:59,144 --> 00:22:00,520 Chandler, please. 307 00:22:00,770 --> 00:22:02,689 What's the matter? Scared? 308 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:06,526 Let's go, big bunny! 309 00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:10,488 One, two, three. Go! 310 00:22:14,951 --> 00:22:16,703 I'm gonna kill myself!