1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:04,997 This one's rare. This one's medium-well. Go! 2 00:00:05,164 --> 00:00:07,083 Hey, Phoebe! How was dinner?! 3 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:10,878 Dinner was good! Just saying hi! Now I'm gonna go! 4 00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:15,258 -Well, hello there. -Hi. 5 00:00:15,508 --> 00:00:18,136 I didn't see this on the menu. 6 00:00:18,302 --> 00:00:21,347 Tim, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Tim, my new sous chef. 7 00:00:21,514 --> 00:00:23,933 -So you're Monica's boss? -No, she's my boss. 8 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:27,854 -"Sous" is French for "under." -I "sous-stand." 9 00:00:28,938 --> 00:00:33,151 Tim, I need a calamari and a caesar salad. And could you get me the pesto? 10 00:00:33,317 --> 00:00:35,903 -You made pesto? -Yes, I did. 11 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:39,198 Would you say your pesto is the best-o? 12 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:42,827 I don't know. I would say it's pretty good-o. 13 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:47,373 I still need the calamari and salad. 14 00:00:47,665 --> 00:00:49,250 I like your necklace. 15 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:53,212 "Coming up, Monica. I have to obey you, otherwise the system breaks down." 16 00:00:53,379 --> 00:00:56,716 "I know that." "Then why are we having this conversation? " 17 00:00:56,883 --> 00:00:59,385 -I made it myself. -You are so talented. 18 00:00:59,552 --> 00:01:01,762 Well, it's no pesto. 19 00:01:02,597 --> 00:01:06,225 Let's just cut to the chase. You're single. You're single. 20 00:01:06,392 --> 00:01:09,270 He gets off work at 11. She'll be waiting for your call. 21 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:14,484 I'll give him your number if I could just get one calamari and one caesar salad! 22 00:01:16,402 --> 00:01:20,239 I did not yell. I am not putting a dollar in the jar. 23 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:05,284 -Wow, Bing! Burning the midnight oil. -You know me, sir. 24 00:02:06,035 --> 00:02:09,580 Do you know how I can get around the office computer network.. 25 00:02:09,747 --> 00:02:12,792 so I can access the really good Internet porn? 26 00:02:14,085 --> 00:02:16,212 You're a joker, Bing. 27 00:02:17,713 --> 00:02:19,715 What's funny about that? 28 00:02:20,675 --> 00:02:25,263 -Sorry I kept you waiting so long. -That's okay. Where do you wanna go? 29 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:27,473 I think you know where I wanna go. 30 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:30,184 -The Hard Rock Cafe? -Yeah. 31 00:02:30,643 --> 00:02:33,020 -Again? -Yeah. 32 00:02:34,105 --> 00:02:38,568 -I'm telling you, I like the food. -You like the Purple Rain display. 33 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:43,531 -Hey, Bob. -Hey, Toby. Have a good night. 34 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:49,453 -Did that guy just call you Toby? -Yeah, he thinks that's my name. 35 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:54,500 -Why don't you correct him? -It's been going on way too long now. 36 00:02:54,834 --> 00:02:58,296 The first time, we were just passing each other, so I didn't say anything. 37 00:02:58,462 --> 00:03:01,841 The next time he said, "Toby, want a doughnut?" 38 00:03:02,008 --> 00:03:04,719 I wanted the doughnut. 39 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:09,348 Five years later, the doughnut's gone and I'm still Toby. 40 00:03:09,599 --> 00:03:13,728 -Chandler, you have to tell him. -That would be so awkward. 41 00:03:14,020 --> 00:03:17,231 We don't work together. He's on the sixth floor. 42 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,401 So he calls me Toby once in a while. 43 00:03:20,610 --> 00:03:23,321 It's not like he's calling me Muriel. 44 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:28,242 Muriel. Why would he call you Muriel? 45 00:03:31,704 --> 00:03:34,123 Oh, my God. 46 00:03:34,832 --> 00:03:38,336 Chandler "M." Bing. 47 00:03:39,629 --> 00:03:44,383 It's not just an "M." Your middle name is Muriel! 48 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:47,261 It is a family name. 49 00:03:47,470 --> 00:03:51,265 Chandler Muriel Bing. 50 00:03:51,557 --> 00:03:56,062 Your parents never even gave you a chance, did they? 51 00:03:57,146 --> 00:04:00,316 Drake, I've discovered the reason for your memory loss. 52 00:04:00,483 --> 00:04:01,567 What is it? 53 00:04:01,776 --> 00:04:04,737 Your brain transplant wasn't successful. 54 00:04:04,946 --> 00:04:07,782 Your body's rejecting Jessica's brain. 55 00:04:07,990 --> 00:04:10,159 Is it serious? 56 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,870 Not if we extract tissue from the original body.. 57 00:04:13,037 --> 00:04:19,001 and synthesize antibodies to stop you from rejecting the brain. 58 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:22,880 That sounds simple enough. Let's just do that. 59 00:04:23,089 --> 00:04:26,926 We would, but when we went to exhume Jessica's body.. 60 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:29,428 it was gone. 61 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,101 Very nice, people. 62 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:37,436 I'll change and we can go. 63 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:42,191 -What happened to Jessica's body? -You'll have to see it on TV. 64 00:04:42,441 --> 00:04:45,444 -You don't know, do you? -Couldn't care less. 65 00:04:46,028 --> 00:04:49,615 -Good scene, man. -You too. 66 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:55,037 What? You weren't in it. 67 00:04:56,664 --> 00:05:00,209 Kash, this is my friend Rachel. Rachel, Kash. 68 00:05:00,459 --> 00:05:04,338 -Hi. -Why haven't I seen you here before? 69 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:10,469 Joey just thinks I'll embarrass him. He thinks I'm a soap opera nut. 70 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:12,972 Which I'm not. I'm not. 71 00:05:13,431 --> 00:05:18,519 Although, I do know your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan. 72 00:05:19,478 --> 00:05:23,190 And your dog's name is Wally. 73 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:26,736 -Look, I'm just stroking your arm. -Here we go. 74 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:29,989 Bye, Kash. Say hi to Wally. 75 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,370 -Monica. -Hi. 76 00:05:36,662 --> 00:05:41,584 I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet. 77 00:05:41,876 --> 00:05:44,503 I can't wait to get "sous-neath" him. 78 00:05:46,464 --> 00:05:48,466 -I have to fire him. -Why? 79 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:52,011 He's terrible. He's slow. He burns things. 80 00:05:52,261 --> 00:05:54,972 He lit my pastry chef on fire. 81 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:58,476 He was nervous. You can be intimidating. 82 00:05:58,684 --> 00:06:02,521 And your pastry chef can stand to be taken down a peg. 83 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:06,400 Well, now she has no eyebrows. Mission accomplished. 84 00:06:06,692 --> 00:06:09,904 But, Monica, he loves his job so much. 85 00:06:10,112 --> 00:06:13,866 Can't you just give him another chance, please? 86 00:06:15,367 --> 00:06:18,454 All right. But if he lights someone else on fire, he's gone. 87 00:06:18,621 --> 00:06:22,333 That's fair. Thank you so much. 88 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:26,253 Looks like he got you a little bit too. 89 00:06:26,921 --> 00:06:29,548 I paid to have this done. 90 00:06:31,884 --> 00:06:33,886 Love it! 91 00:06:36,931 --> 00:06:41,018 Hey. You know, Kash really liked you. 92 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:43,312 He thought you were charming. 93 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:47,566 -I thought I was an idiot. -I'm with you. 94 00:06:48,651 --> 00:06:54,115 -He asked if you'd go out with him. -I think I'm gonna throw up a little. 95 00:06:54,323 --> 00:06:56,450 -What did you say? -"No." 96 00:06:56,742 --> 00:06:58,536 What? 97 00:06:58,744 --> 00:07:03,916 I figured since you're pregnant, you're not gonna be seeing people. 98 00:07:05,042 --> 00:07:09,588 First of all, Kash Ford? Not people. 99 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:12,341 Did you tell him I was pregnant? 100 00:07:12,591 --> 00:07:18,347 No. I didn't know if you told people. This was when Kash was still "people." 101 00:07:18,597 --> 00:07:22,351 -Good. Just have him call me. -I don't think that's.. 102 00:07:22,601 --> 00:07:27,273 Go do it or I'll come back to that set. I'll meet more actors. 103 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:32,695 -Hey, Bob. -How's my pal Toby doing today? 104 00:07:32,945 --> 00:07:35,823 If I see him, I'll ask. 105 00:07:38,784 --> 00:07:42,454 Was that Bob from six you were just talking to? 106 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:44,373 -Yeah. -You know him? 107 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:47,084 We're on a semi-first-name basis. 108 00:07:47,626 --> 00:07:52,131 -What about adding him to our team? -Bob? 109 00:07:52,339 --> 00:07:58,304 Working here with us? Every day? I don't know if he has what it takes. 110 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:02,308 -They love him down on six. -But this is 11. 111 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,686 It's almost twice as hard up here. 112 00:08:05,895 --> 00:08:09,857 -Okay, Bob will stay put. -I think it's best, sir. 113 00:08:10,107 --> 00:08:13,777 We do need to find somebody. Work is starting to pile up. 114 00:08:13,944 --> 00:08:17,156 I've got a stack of documents this high. 115 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:21,744 Just toss them in the shredder and claim you never got them. 116 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,914 That's a good one, Bing. 117 00:08:25,414 --> 00:08:30,002 What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here? 118 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:38,636 I gave him another chance, but Tim has got to go. 119 00:08:38,844 --> 00:08:42,348 I called the chef who recommended him to me. 120 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:45,893 He said, "Ha, ha! Gotcha!" 121 00:08:46,185 --> 00:08:48,896 -But don't fire him today. -Why? 122 00:08:49,146 --> 00:08:53,067 -Because I'm dumping him today. -You said he was sweet. 123 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:57,071 He's too sweet. He calls me all the time. 124 00:08:57,363 --> 00:09:00,866 "Did you get home okay? Was your shower okay?" 125 00:09:01,158 --> 00:09:03,827 -Don't pick up the phone. -Then he comes over! 126 00:09:03,994 --> 00:09:07,414 "I was so worried about you." Be a man! 127 00:09:08,082 --> 00:09:09,959 So I can't fire him? 128 00:09:10,209 --> 00:09:13,420 And dump him the same day? He'll kill himself. 129 00:09:13,629 --> 00:09:16,090 I'll fire him, and you go out with him another week. 130 00:09:16,257 --> 00:09:20,177 Are you kidding? Another week with that simp, I'll kill myself. 131 00:09:20,386 --> 00:09:23,681 We'll both do it today and he'll just have to deal with it. 132 00:09:24,390 --> 00:09:30,104 Okay. But who's gonna go first? Whoever goes second is the bitch. 133 00:09:30,396 --> 00:09:33,482 -What? -Fire a guy that's just been dumped? 134 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:37,319 Bitch! And dump a guy that's just been fired? 135 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,446 Blond bitch! 136 00:09:39,697 --> 00:09:44,118 I wanted to do this days ago, so I think I should go first. 137 00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:46,745 All right, that makes sense. 138 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:50,958 But screw you! I'm going first! 139 00:09:55,587 --> 00:09:57,715 -Toby, you got a sec? -Sure. What's up? 140 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:02,845 I wanted to get transferred up here, but it's not gonna happen. 141 00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:07,433 Apparently somebody thinks I'm not "11th-floor material." 142 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:11,812 Say, who the hell is this Chandler? 143 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:17,776 What's the best excuse for why I'm not drinking on this date tonight? 144 00:10:18,027 --> 00:10:20,988 "I'm a recovering alcoholic," "I'm a Mormon".. 145 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:25,617 or "I got so hammered last night I'm still a little drunk"? 146 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,703 You're not gonna tell him you're pregnant? 147 00:10:27,870 --> 00:10:31,457 I don't think so. Books say wait till the third date to tell the guy.. 148 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,709 you got something growing in your uterus. 149 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:36,545 -Hey. -Hi. 150 00:10:36,712 --> 00:10:39,298 What do you want to do tonight? 151 00:10:39,548 --> 00:10:43,635 There's a powerful Ukrainian film playing. Interested? 152 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:48,223 No. But I'll go see a normal-person movie with you. 153 00:10:48,474 --> 00:10:52,561 -Rach, you wanna come? -I can't. I've got a date. 154 00:10:53,270 --> 00:10:56,440 -A date? -Yeah. Why, is that weird for you? 155 00:10:56,648 --> 00:11:01,445 Why, no. It's the opposite of weird. It's regular. 156 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:05,824 It's mundane. It's actually a little dull. 157 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,952 It's no Ukrainian film. 158 00:11:09,161 --> 00:11:11,330 Earrings! 159 00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:17,795 -She's got a date? With who? -I set her up with this actor. 160 00:11:18,003 --> 00:11:22,716 -You set her up? -No. 161 00:11:22,925 --> 00:11:26,178 -What were you thinking? -That it was okay.. 162 00:11:26,345 --> 00:11:29,306 because you two haven't dated in five years. 163 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:34,895 I'm worried about my baby. Whoever she dates, my baby dates. 164 00:11:35,145 --> 00:11:41,360 -Where is this "actor" taking them? -Hey! I'm an "actor" too. 165 00:11:42,361 --> 00:11:46,240 They're taking the ferry to a place on Staten Island. 166 00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:52,621 My baby's going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are? 167 00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:56,959 Aren't we talking about those big boats that go really slow? 168 00:11:57,167 --> 00:12:03,090 Why not just jump out of an airplane or burn each other with matches? 169 00:12:07,052 --> 00:12:10,764 -Hey, Joey. -Hey, Kash. Ross, this is Kash. 170 00:12:11,014 --> 00:12:14,351 Hey, I hear you're going on a ferry tonight. 171 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,895 Bit of a daredevil, are we? 172 00:12:18,397 --> 00:12:22,067 Do you guys think this is too slutty? Hi, Kash. 173 00:12:22,276 --> 00:12:27,030 -Hey, Rachel. You ready to go? -Yeah. See you guys later. 174 00:12:27,281 --> 00:12:32,035 Have a great time, you guys. And yes, it is too slutty! 175 00:12:37,666 --> 00:12:39,251 Hi. 176 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,211 Hi. 177 00:12:41,378 --> 00:12:45,507 I'm glad you called. I feel like I'm always calling you. 178 00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:48,760 What's up? Is everything okay with Phoebe? 179 00:12:50,053 --> 00:12:53,473 It will be in a minute. 180 00:12:53,682 --> 00:12:58,395 -Tim, you're a really great guy. -That's because I'm with you. 181 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:06,069 It's just, I'm in a place in my life right now where.. 182 00:13:07,029 --> 00:13:10,282 So sorry. "This just in." 183 00:13:11,492 --> 00:13:14,119 It's the restaurant. Monica needs me right away. 184 00:13:14,328 --> 00:13:17,998 No, she doesn't! I know what that is. You can stay. 185 00:13:18,582 --> 00:13:21,126 I'll miss you too, Pheebs. 186 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:26,131 And I will be holding you right here. 187 00:13:34,056 --> 00:13:38,018 What movie do you wanna see? And not one I have to read. 188 00:13:38,227 --> 00:13:40,312 I get that from books. 189 00:13:41,396 --> 00:13:44,858 -Books? -Okay, car magazines, cereal boxes.. 190 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,443 but it's enough! 191 00:13:47,402 --> 00:13:51,865 Let's not see a movie. We'll just stay here and hang. 192 00:13:52,074 --> 00:13:58,455 -Just wait for Rachel to come back? -Hey, if that's what you wanna do. 193 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,208 Dude, what is going on? 194 00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:04,753 -I have to find out how it went. -Why? 195 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:10,259 -He could be my baby's stepfather. -One date and they're getting married? 196 00:14:10,551 --> 00:14:12,844 He's not you! 197 00:14:14,388 --> 00:14:16,890 I can't believe she's dating! 198 00:14:17,099 --> 00:14:21,436 -What did you think she was gonna do? -I don't know. 199 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:26,358 -I can't believe this is happening. -What do you mean? 200 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:30,988 I thought when I had another kid, it'd be different. 201 00:14:31,572 --> 00:14:37,286 I love Ben. But every time I drop him off at Carol and Susan's.. 202 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,372 it breaks my heart a little. 203 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:45,377 I've always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed.. 204 00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:51,466 my kid comes running in, leaps up on the bed and we all read the paper. 205 00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,970 Maybe fight over the science section. 206 00:14:55,637 --> 00:15:01,893 -That's nice. You can still have that. -No. Rachel's out with some guy. 207 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:05,022 My baby went with her. 208 00:15:05,439 --> 00:15:10,193 If anything, that picture keeps moving further away. 209 00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,322 Hey, can I ask you something? 210 00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:19,828 In this picture of you and your wife, is your wife Rachel? 211 00:15:20,495 --> 00:15:23,123 It used to be. 212 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:27,711 Now she doesn't really have a face. 213 00:15:28,337 --> 00:15:31,214 Smokin' body, though. 214 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:37,929 Good call. But the face, Ross, the face isn't Rachel. 215 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:42,184 No. But how much easier would it be if it were? 216 00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:44,519 That's not what she wants. 217 00:15:44,728 --> 00:15:48,774 I know. And I can't force myself to fall in love with her. 218 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:52,319 Ross, maybe you need a new picture. 219 00:15:52,569 --> 00:15:56,448 It won't be what you thought. But no matter what.. 220 00:15:56,657 --> 00:16:01,328 there's gonna be a brand-new little baby. Your baby. 221 00:16:01,578 --> 00:16:05,040 Who cares what the picture looks like? 222 00:16:05,207 --> 00:16:07,125 Yeah. 223 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:11,338 Let's you and me go out and have some fun. 224 00:16:11,588 --> 00:16:14,216 Whatever you want. Come on. 225 00:16:15,092 --> 00:16:19,471 -We can catch that Ukrainian film. -No, I said fun. 226 00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,183 -Hey, Toby? -Hey, Bobby. 227 00:16:23,558 --> 00:16:26,311 It's Bob, actually. 228 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:31,733 You work up here. Where's Chandler Bing's office? 229 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:35,695 Yeah, it's right.. 230 00:16:37,114 --> 00:16:39,699 Right there. Let me ask you, why? 231 00:16:39,908 --> 00:16:42,369 I wanna talk to that bastard, see what his problem is. 232 00:16:42,536 --> 00:16:44,621 Okay, Bob. Listen. 233 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:49,000 I'm the reason you didn't get the job. 234 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,211 -Toby, don't. -Bob. 235 00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:56,007 Toby, I'm not gonna let you cover for him. 236 00:16:56,216 --> 00:17:00,554 Anything you say will just get me more upset with Chandler. 237 00:17:00,804 --> 00:17:04,141 That puts me in a difficult position. 238 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:08,186 You do anything to Chandler, it's gonna bring you down to his level. 239 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,191 I guess you're right. 240 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:17,696 Don't give him the satisfaction. You're better than Chandler. We all are. 241 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,365 Especially me, Toby. 242 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,581 -Is everything okay? -That depends. 243 00:17:27,873 --> 00:17:31,877 -How are you and Phoebe? -Great. Thanks for introducing us. 244 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:37,174 My pleasure. Okay, I'm afraid I've got some bad news. 245 00:17:37,382 --> 00:17:39,384 -Phoebe! -Monica! 246 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:43,722 -You're fired! -I'm breaking up with you! 247 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,891 I'm breaking up with you. 248 00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:49,352 -You're fired. -Why? 249 00:17:49,561 --> 00:17:53,732 I'm sorry. I'm not ready for a relationship right now. 250 00:17:53,982 --> 00:17:58,361 I'm sorry too. But I like things done a certain way. 251 00:17:58,612 --> 00:18:03,909 -The chemistry's just not right. -The chemistry thing for us too. 252 00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:09,289 Wow. Okay. 253 00:18:10,624 --> 00:18:16,755 I realize I came on a little strong. It's because I think you're amazing. 254 00:18:18,423 --> 00:18:23,261 I wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity. 255 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:27,015 You're the most talented chef I've ever worked for. 256 00:18:27,599 --> 00:18:29,518 Anyway.. 257 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:38,068 -Tim, wait. -Yeah? 258 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:44,115 I spoke too quickly. There's a learning curve with this job. 259 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,952 Maybe we could try it again. 260 00:18:47,244 --> 00:18:50,789 Thank you so much. I know I can be better. 261 00:18:52,624 --> 00:18:56,795 And, Tim, I just want to say good luck here. 262 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,179 -Hello. -Hi. 263 00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:08,807 How was the date? 264 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:14,563 I'm alone and I just bought $15 worth of candy bars. What do you think? 265 00:19:14,771 --> 00:19:19,192 -What happened? -I told him I was pregnant. 266 00:19:19,442 --> 00:19:24,155 -He didn't take it so well? -Well, better than you. 267 00:19:24,447 --> 00:19:27,617 -But still not what you want. -Oh? 268 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:31,454 Yeah. He got all weird and sputtery. Then he said: 269 00:19:31,663 --> 00:19:34,666 "I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch." 270 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,878 -He sounds swell. -Doesn't he? 271 00:19:38,837 --> 00:19:43,341 You want a little cheering up? Sit down. 272 00:19:44,342 --> 00:19:47,888 Guess whose middle name is Muriel. 273 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:56,229 Chandler M. Bing. Oh, my God. 274 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:03,153 -I'm sorry about your date. -It's all right. 275 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:06,823 I guess I'm just done with the dating thing. 276 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:11,494 Just one more thing in my life that's completely different. 277 00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:15,665 -This is hard. -Yeah, I know. 278 00:20:17,626 --> 00:20:23,715 On the other hand, in seven months you're gonna have something.. 279 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:29,846 that you're gonna love more than any guy you've ever gone out with. 280 00:20:30,764 --> 00:20:32,933 Just wait. 281 00:20:34,184 --> 00:20:38,647 Wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. 282 00:20:38,897 --> 00:20:41,274 You have no idea. 283 00:20:42,776 --> 00:20:45,236 Thanks, sweetie. 284 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:54,913 -You wanna grab some coffee? -No. I'm gonna go eat 10 candy bars. 285 00:20:55,163 --> 00:20:59,876 -I thought I cheered you up. -You did. There are 20 in here. 286 00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:03,213 -Good night. -Good night. 287 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:14,307 Ross? Hey, it's Mona. From the wedding. 288 00:21:14,557 --> 00:21:17,185 -Oh, hi! -Hi. 289 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:22,440 -How are you? -I'm good, except you owe me a dance. 290 00:21:22,691 --> 00:21:28,488 That's right. Well, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film? 291 00:21:29,823 --> 00:21:32,617 Oh, you're serious. Sure. 292 00:21:33,243 --> 00:21:35,745 Great. Well.. 293 00:21:36,454 --> 00:21:42,502 -I think I need another cup of coffee. -Sure, let me get it for you. 294 00:21:58,393 --> 00:21:59,519 Bob? 295 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,187 Bob! 296 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,148 Bob! 297 00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:08,528 -What the hell are you doing? -This is Chandler's office. 298 00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:11,823 Come on, Toby. Give me a hand!