1 00:00:04,756 --> 00:00:06,758 Oh, my God, we did it! 2 00:00:06,925 --> 00:00:09,844 We just got married. Right there! 3 00:00:10,637 --> 00:00:12,180 Is that your ring? 4 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:17,227 We're off to a good start. 5 00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:21,981 -And, you sure you're not pregnant? -Yeah. I'm sure. 6 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:24,984 But if you're ready to have kids we got a room upstairs. 7 00:00:25,151 --> 00:00:28,029 I mean, I'll blow off this party right now. I'll do it! 8 00:00:36,746 --> 00:00:39,332 Okay, you guys, that ceremony was so beautiful. 9 00:00:39,541 --> 00:00:43,211 Was it?! Was it perfect?! Is it too soon to see the video?! 10 00:00:43,753 --> 00:00:49,050 Can we just please take a moment? Our two best friends just got married. 11 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:53,680 We are so blessed to be able to share in this incredible joy. 12 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:56,182 That is so true. 13 00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:59,811 Mon, is it too late to switch from chicken to steak? 14 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:06,359 I'm so happy for you guys. And you are both so lucky! 15 00:01:06,568 --> 00:01:10,029 I mean, you both said the right names 16 00:01:11,781 --> 00:01:14,158 And nobody was drunk. 17 00:01:14,325 --> 00:01:15,577 Okay. 18 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,413 And nobody was gay. 19 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:22,542 And on your first try. 20 00:02:01,873 --> 00:02:05,293 Great. Great. Just give me a sec to change film. 21 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:10,340 I know I'm not supposed to know, but I do and I'm so excited for you. 22 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:13,259 -What's going on? -Monica's pregnant. 23 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:17,930 Oh, my God. Is that why you guys had to get married? 24 00:02:18,431 --> 00:02:22,602 -Guys, I'm not pregnant. -Oh, slow swimmers? 25 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:27,231 What?! What do you mean? You're not pregnant? 26 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:30,943 -You didn't tell anybody I was, did you? -No. 27 00:02:31,653 --> 00:02:33,654 I'll be right back. 28 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:36,949 You. Take a lot of pictures. 29 00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:39,952 Why don't we get a shot of Monica and the bloody soldier. 30 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:43,039 About that, Joey, you have to change before the party. 31 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:46,459 -I can't. I don't have any other clothes here. -Find some, please. 32 00:02:46,668 --> 00:02:50,546 Anything that doesn't say, "I died tragically in France." 33 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:53,466 -Fine! -And be careful who you hug, okay? 34 00:02:53,633 --> 00:02:58,012 My father's upstairs in tears because you got blood on his dress. 35 00:02:59,389 --> 00:03:02,392 Why don't we see the bride and the groom, and the bridesmaids. 36 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:07,397 Hey, Mon, why'd you tell the guys that you weren't pregnant? 37 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:10,233 -Because I'm not. -We found your tests. 38 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,110 If you're not pregnant.. 39 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,991 it's because I am. 40 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:22,370 What are you talking about? 41 00:03:22,537 --> 00:03:25,998 Yes, I am with child. 42 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,961 I didn't want to say anything because it's your day. 43 00:03:30,128 --> 00:03:33,965 -I didn't wanna steal your thunder. -So you told people I was pregnant? 44 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:37,343 Does this look like a conversation I want to remember? 45 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:40,513 -Who's the father? -Yeah. 46 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,515 I can't say. 47 00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:44,058 -Why? -Why not? 48 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:48,062 I can't say because he's famous. 49 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:51,232 Oh, my God. Who is it? 50 00:03:52,442 --> 00:03:54,444 Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us. 51 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:57,905 Okay, okay, it's James Brolin. 52 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:02,201 James Brolin is the father of my baby. 53 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:05,621 As in Barbra Streisand's husband James Brolin? 54 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:07,707 What?! 55 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:10,084 Well, he never said that to me. 56 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:15,423 Monica, if you step away, we'll get Chandler and the bridesmaids. 57 00:04:15,590 --> 00:04:17,633 How about just the bridesmaids? 58 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,261 I am the groom. I was told it was a big deal. 59 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:22,221 -It is. -Yeah. 60 00:04:24,390 --> 00:04:25,641 Oh, my God. 61 00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:28,686 Thank you for that. I can't deal with the stress quite yet. 62 00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:30,730 Instead you told me Monica was pregnant? 63 00:04:30,897 --> 00:04:33,524 You said she was. I didn't disagree with you. 64 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,193 Sneaky. 65 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:37,570 Smile, ladies! 66 00:04:38,654 --> 00:04:41,991 -By the way, James Brolin? -I know. 67 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:46,078 I could only think of two names: him and Ed Begley Jr. 68 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:52,376 -Then I remembered he's gay, so.. -Ed Begley Jr. is not gay. 69 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:53,961 Really? 70 00:04:57,465 --> 00:04:59,342 Congratulations! 71 00:04:59,509 --> 00:05:02,345 Look who's married! And just in time too, I hear. 72 00:05:02,512 --> 00:05:03,846 What? Ross! 73 00:05:05,807 --> 00:05:09,936 So if you've got this all under control, I'm just gonna.. 74 00:05:11,646 --> 00:05:15,024 I just wanted you to know that you have made us happier 75 00:05:15,191 --> 00:05:17,360 You have given us more joy.. 76 00:05:17,527 --> 00:05:19,237 I'm not pregnant. 77 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:20,696 What? 78 00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:24,158 I'm not pregnant. 79 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,370 Oh, well. 80 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:30,790 But I did still get married today. 81 00:05:30,957 --> 00:05:32,625 Whatever. 82 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,638 Thank you very much. 83 00:05:45,847 --> 00:05:49,851 Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you: 84 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,645 Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing. 85 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:03,573 -Before we go out there, I got a present. -I'm not gonna put my hand in your pocket. 86 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:07,243 -No. I've been taking dancing lessons. -What? 87 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:11,497 For the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you'd never forget. 88 00:06:11,664 --> 00:06:13,249 That is so sweet. 89 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:16,836 So would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife? 90 00:06:17,003 --> 00:06:18,296 Yes. 91 00:06:22,884 --> 00:06:26,679 -What's the matter? -It's these new shoes, they're all slippery. 92 00:06:26,888 --> 00:06:29,599 -Are you gonna be able to do this? -Not well. 93 00:06:36,522 --> 00:06:39,901 Well, the good news is, I don't think anyone's looking at us. 94 00:06:40,902 --> 00:06:43,654 So are you ready to talk about it? 95 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:45,740 No. 96 00:06:47,158 --> 00:06:48,659 Now? 97 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,370 No! 98 00:06:51,746 --> 00:06:54,415 -We'll talk about something else then. -Thank you. 99 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:56,542 Who's the father? 100 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,920 Honey, I haven't told him yet.. 101 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:02,882 so, until I do, I don't think I should tell anybody else. 102 00:07:03,049 --> 00:07:05,134 That's fine. That's fair. 103 00:07:05,343 --> 00:07:07,428 -Is it Tag? -Phoebe! 104 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:09,805 Okay, I'm sorry. I'll stop. 105 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:11,641 Is it Ross? It's Ross, isn't it? 106 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:14,769 -Oh, my God, it's Joey! -Stop it. Okay? 107 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:17,647 I am not gonna tell you until I tell him. 108 00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:19,899 At least we know it's a him. 109 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,115 Oh, sweet Lord. 110 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:30,701 I'm sorry, okay? I went down to the gift shop. 111 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:34,080 It was either this or a bathrobe. What's more important: 112 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:36,749 The way I'm dressed, or being with you today? 113 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:40,586 Honey, I'm not gonna even pretend I was listening. Hey! Hey! 114 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:51,722 I'm Ross, I don't believe we met. I'm Monica's older brother. 115 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:55,017 Hi, I'm Mona from her restaurant. 116 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:58,938 Hello, Mona from her restaurant. 117 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:06,070 Mona. What a beautiful name. 118 00:08:06,237 --> 00:08:08,989 You think so? I always kind of hated it. 119 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,450 Come on! Mona Lisa. 120 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:13,077 Mona... 121 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:15,830 Llegglachen. 122 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:19,166 The famous botanist. 123 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:23,337 Oh, no, she's.. Well, she's dead now, but.. 124 00:08:23,796 --> 00:08:28,467 Supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world. 125 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:29,885 Really? 126 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:34,181 -See, I never knew about her. -Linda Llegglachen.. 127 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:40,646 So, what table are you at? 128 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:43,941 Me too. 129 00:08:44,108 --> 00:08:47,069 Good. Now there'll be someone there who likes my name. 130 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:49,071 Yes, there will. 131 00:08:55,745 --> 00:09:01,042 Guess what, Molly Gilbert. You've just been bumped up to table one. 132 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:05,921 And if it's all right with you, I'll take your place at table six. 133 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:08,549 Martin Llegglachen. 134 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:14,346 That's better. Now, just bend your arms a little bit. Now look straight ahead. 135 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:17,933 This time I want you to really put your ass into it. 136 00:09:22,313 --> 00:09:24,690 Who's slippery now? 137 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:30,404 Isn't that just the best feeling? Rubbing a fork on the bottom of your shoe? 138 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:35,284 Chandler, darling, look, my date has finally arrived. 139 00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:40,206 I'd like you to meet Dennis Phillips. Dennis, this is my son, Chandler. 140 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:42,708 -Congratulations. -Thank you. 141 00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:45,086 Dennis is a dear old friend.. 142 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:48,255 and a fantastic lover. 143 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:52,343 Are my ears bleeding? 144 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:57,598 Don't mind Chandler. He's always been shy. 145 00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,058 Oh, you're right. 146 00:09:59,225 --> 00:10:02,561 Bravo, Dennis. Thanks for pleasing my mother so. 147 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:07,525 I'm so sorry I missed the ceremony. I was stuck at auditions. 148 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:10,611 Yes, Dennis is directing a new Broadway show. 149 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,905 I don't believe we've met. Joey Tribbiani. 150 00:10:13,114 --> 00:10:16,075 -Dennis Phillips. -I've admired your work for years. 151 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:19,245 -You've done some really amazing stuff. -Thank you. 152 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:21,997 If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go get myself a drink. 153 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:23,666 I'll be back in a moment. 154 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,795 Okay. You stop. 155 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:34,301 Dennis Phillips. That's great. How did you guys meet? 156 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:39,014 -Well, it's a funny story. -Funny, "ha-ha"? Or funny: 157 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:52,903 Thank you. If everyone will please take your seats, dinner will be served. 158 00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:09,003 -I thought you were at table six. -No. Nine. 159 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:16,927 See, before, when you showed it to me, you held it that way.. 160 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:19,638 which was misleading. 161 00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:31,984 Hello. 162 00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:42,870 Will you see if your mom can give my resume to Dennis Phillips? 163 00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:48,375 Well, they've kind of locked themselves in one of the men's room stalls right now. 164 00:11:49,585 --> 00:11:51,670 Perhaps when they get out. 165 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:55,507 If I could get in a Broadway show, then I would've done it all. 166 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,468 Film, television and theater. 167 00:11:57,635 --> 00:12:01,096 The only thing left would be radio. But that's just for ugly people. 168 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:05,851 -What size shoes do you wear? -Eleven, 11¨ö. 169 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:09,980 My shoes give me a problem on the dance floor. Can I borrow your boots? 170 00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:13,233 I don't really even know where I left those. 171 00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:19,198 -Those aren't 11 ¨ö. -Okay, fine, I'm a 7! 172 00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:23,702 I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good. I'll show you. 173 00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:30,209 Who am I kidding? I belong in radio. 174 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:38,342 -Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant? -Let's not talk about that right now. 175 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:42,429 -This is so huge. -Sure, but as big as your wedding? 176 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:45,057 Of course not. Nothing is. 177 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,811 Between me and you, in this day and age.. 178 00:12:48,978 --> 00:12:51,355 how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant? 179 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:55,859 Sometimes you can do everything right. Everyone wears what they're supposed to.. 180 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:58,779 and one of those little guys just gets through. 181 00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:03,117 -How? -I don't know. Maybe they have tools. 182 00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:07,830 Well, I talked to her, and she's definitely gonna have the baby. 183 00:13:07,997 --> 00:13:10,874 She said she's gonna raise it on her own. 184 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:14,545 -Well, maybe that's really brave. -Maybe. 185 00:13:14,712 --> 00:13:18,007 I just hope she realizes how hard it's gonna be. 186 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:23,762 Maybe she hasn't really thought it through that much. 187 00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:26,181 Well, there's a lot to think about. 188 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:31,645 How is she gonna handle this financially? How is she gonna juggle work? 189 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:36,900 Does she realize she's not gonna have a date again for the next, like, 18 years? 190 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,739 I don't know. 191 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,200 Are you okay? 192 00:13:47,036 --> 00:13:51,415 I'm just thinking about Phoebe. Poor, knocked-up Phoebe. 193 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:55,586 -Champagne? -Oh, yes! Thank you very much. 194 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:12,561 That's actually how the French drink it. 195 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:21,195 Well, I just got off the phone with my lover James Brolin. 196 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:26,450 -Oh, really? -Apparently, he is married to some singer. 197 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:33,332 But he said he'd leave her for me. And I said, "James Brolin, are you sure?" 198 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:36,335 -James Brolin said.. -Rachel's the one who's pregnant? 199 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,128 What?! 200 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,840 Why bother? 201 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,803 -How do you feel? -I don't know how I feel. 202 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:50,641 This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I don't wanna make. 203 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,268 Someone just take this away from me! 204 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:57,022 -Calm down. Maybe you're not pregnant. -What?! 205 00:14:57,189 --> 00:15:01,360 When I got pregnant with the triplets, I took that test, like, three times. 206 00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:06,281 Yes. Maybe it's a false positive. Are you sure you peed on the stick right? 207 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,575 How many ways are there to do that? 208 00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:13,705 I'm just saying, don't freak out until you're 100 percent sure. 209 00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:17,501 All right, I'll take it again when I get home. 210 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,753 I can wait until then. 211 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:25,134 Oh, this is such a good party. How late does it go till? 212 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:29,304 -You gotta take it now. -No, this your wedding. 213 00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:33,851 You're not gonna be able to have fun until we know. Do it as a present to me. 214 00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,186 Okay, thank you. 215 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:39,523 -I'll run out and get you one. -You girls are so great. 216 00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:43,068 -Wait a minute. Who's the father? -She won't tell us. 217 00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:46,113 Come on! It's my wedding. That could be my present! 218 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:51,285 -I just gave you peeing on a stick. -See, this is why you register. 219 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,587 It was the chair again. Okay? I'm not doing it! 220 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:06,008 Dad. Can't you go back to your table? 221 00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:12,764 No. Apparently little Molly Gilbert is enjoying her grown-up salmon en croute. 222 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,776 Look, I don't.. You know what? 223 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:33,243 -Would you like to dance? -Sure. 224 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,828 Great. 225 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:39,041 -Dr. Geller. -I wasn't farting! 226 00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:45,047 A little game from our table. 227 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:49,009 Dr. Geller, will you dance with me? 228 00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:55,724 Maybe later. Right now, I'm about to dance with this lady. 229 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:05,150 Unless this lady wouldn't mind letting you go first. 230 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:08,153 I'd be happy to. You are very sweet. 231 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:11,365 Yes, I am. 232 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:16,662 In fact, let's try my special way. You can dance on my feet. 233 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,248 -Sure. -Yeah? Hop on. 234 00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:27,923 Is the pretty lady looking? Keep dancing. 235 00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:42,062 And the world will never know. 236 00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:45,983 Did you talk to Dennis about me yet? 237 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:49,820 I told him how talented you were and all about Days of our Lives. 238 00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:54,366 You don't tell a Broadway guy that! Now he thinks I'm just a soap actor. 239 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,618 But you're not just a soap actor. 240 00:17:56,785 --> 00:18:00,455 You are a soap actor with freakishly tiny feet. 241 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:06,378 He has no idea what kind of range I have. 242 00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:08,922 Don't move. 243 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:14,177 It's like he's running on tiny little pegs. 244 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,103 -Thank you. -No, thank you, Miranda. 245 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,855 -Melinda. -All right. 246 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:30,986 -How cute was that? -Oh, were you watching? 247 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,156 Can I go next? 248 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,076 Of course you can. Hop on. 249 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:41,204 Okay, but I get to hop on after her. 250 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,964 -I am so gonna score. -What? 251 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,383 I like your bow. 252 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:03,101 I'd like to propose a toast to Monica and Chandler.. 253 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:07,606 the greatest couple in the world, and my best friends. 254 00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:12,569 When I first found out they were getting married, I was a little angry. 255 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:17,866 I was like, "Why, God? Why? How can you take them away from me!" 256 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:25,457 But then I thought back over all our memories together. Some happy memories. 257 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:31,630 And there were some sad memories. 258 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,635 I'm sorry. 259 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,888 And some scared memories. 260 00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:51,024 And then I realized I'll always be their friend. 261 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,903 Their friend who can speak in many dialects.. 262 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:59,741 and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. 263 00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:03,286 To the happy couple. 264 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:13,130 -Thank you. -That was very nice, Ashley. 265 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,382 -Can we do it again? -No, no. 266 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:20,554 -So, is it my turn now? -I'm next. 267 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:27,978 -That's okay, you can dance with her first. -Are you sure? 268 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,024 -So, what's your name? -Gert. 269 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,193 That's pretty. 270 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,327 What are you doing there, Gert? 271 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:48,957 Dancing on your feet like the other girls did it. 272 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,921 Hop on, Gert. 273 00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:03,346 -Why aren't you moving your feet? -I'm trying. 274 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:08,226 Faster. You're not going fast enough. 275 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:11,104 Maybe I should stand on your feet! 276 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:19,362 So did you happen to catch my toast up there? 277 00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:24,367 -Oh, my God. That was for my benefit? -There was a little something for everyone. 278 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:29,998 -I know you're casting for this new show. -I don't think you're right for this project. 279 00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:31,750 You're wrong. 280 00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:35,754 Whatever it is, I can do it. If you didn't see it up there, just try me. 281 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:40,091 It's an all Chinese cast. Can you be Chinese? 282 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:46,932 -Well, I'm not proud of this, but.. -Oh, my God. Please don't! 283 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:53,188 -Ready to get back to the dance floor? -Did it turn into sand? 284 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:58,777 -Come on, I love this song. You'll be fine. -No. No, I won't. 285 00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,655 Do you know why I took all those lessons? 286 00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:06,451 I didn't want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor.. 287 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,119 with some clumsy idiot. 288 00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:11,206 Oh, sweetie, you could never embarrass me. 289 00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:15,961 Okay, you could easily embarrass me. But it doesn't matter, all right? 290 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:17,712 I married you. 291 00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:21,132 No matter what you do, I'm gonna come home with you, okay? 292 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:24,469 So I'm gonna dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on. 293 00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:29,599 But I'll tell you, that's the last time I buy shoes at the Slippery Fun Shoe store. 294 00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:34,521 Just try not to move your feet at all. 295 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:43,405 There you go. 296 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,909 -I'm gonna have you arrested. -Why? 297 00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,619 You stole my moves! 298 00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:56,376 Oh, Chandler, you're quite the dancer! 299 00:22:57,210 --> 00:23:00,755 -Thanks, Mrs. Geller. -Oh, come on, you can call me Mom. 300 00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:02,591 Really? 301 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,009 I will. 302 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,190 Sorry, Mom. 303 00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:25,363 -How much longer? -30 seconds. 304 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,198 Thirty seconds, okay.. 305 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,200 Did I miss it? 306 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:39,878 I want you to know that if it's positive, we're gonna.. 307 00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:42,923 -I know. I know. -You do. Okay. 308 00:23:45,425 --> 00:23:47,052 It's time. 309 00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,392 Go ahead, Rach. 310 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:59,731 Wait. You know what? I can't look at it. Somebody else tell me. 311 00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:06,112 It's negative. 312 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,575 -What? -It's negative. 313 00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:21,086 Well, there you go. 314 00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:30,345 That is.. That's great. That is really great, great news. 315 00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:36,685 You know, because the whole.. 316 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:42,107 not being ready and, kind of, the financial aspects, all that.. 317 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:48,780 This is so just the way that this was supposed to be. 318 00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,119 Then, great. 319 00:24:57,539 --> 00:25:00,291 God, this is so stupid. 320 00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:06,089 How can I be upset over something I never had? 321 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,677 -It's negative? -No, it's positive. 322 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:19,769 -What? -It's not negative, it's positive. 323 00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:24,357 -Are you sure? -Yeah, I lied before. 324 00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:33,199 -Now you know how you really feel about it. -That's a risky little game. 325 00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:38,830 Are you really gonna do this? 326 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,666 Yeah. 327 00:25:41,875 --> 00:25:43,793 I'm gonna have a baby. 328 00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:47,005 I'm gonna have a baby. 329 00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:49,174 I'm gonna have a baby! 330 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:59,017 -With who? -No, it's still not the time. 331 00:26:06,858 --> 00:26:10,028 I just didn't see the fast song coming. 332 00:26:10,195 --> 00:26:14,282 Don't talk, we'll get you up to your room, soak your feet. You'll be okay. 333 00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:17,118 -Thank you. -That is so sweet! 334 00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:20,955 No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there. 335 00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:25,001 Tell me about it. I feel like I'm holding down the fort by myself. 336 00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:28,463 -It's Joey, right? -Yeah. 337 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:30,381 Wait a minute! No! 338 00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:32,133 I'm the nice one! 339 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:36,554 I'm the one that danced with the kids all night. I.. 340 00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,681 How small are your feet?!