1 00:00:05,219 --> 00:00:09,596 Out of all of us, who do you think will get married next? 2 00:00:11,237 --> 00:00:13,810 Probably Monica and Chandler. 3 00:00:16,004 --> 00:00:18,578 Could I have a pack of Newport Lights? 4 00:00:18,822 --> 00:00:22,749 We don't sell cigarettes, but they do across the street. 5 00:00:22,997 --> 00:00:25,570 That'd be great. Thanks. 6 00:00:27,381 --> 00:00:31,450 Melissa Worbert. I don't think I have the energy for this. 7 00:00:32,843 --> 00:00:36,426 Oh, my God! Ray-Ray Greene? 8 00:00:38,410 --> 00:00:40,177 What's up?! 9 00:00:41,227 --> 00:00:44,347 You've been MIA for seven sorority newsletters. 10 00:00:44,568 --> 00:00:46,929 What's up with you? 11 00:00:47,143 --> 00:00:49,681 Why don't I tell you over here? 12 00:00:50,621 --> 00:00:54,998 So last I heard you were gonna get married. 13 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:57,012 Poor Ray-Ray. 14 00:00:57,719 --> 00:00:59,866 Oh, no. It's all good. 15 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:03,002 - I actually work at Ralph Lauren. - Shut up! 16 00:01:03,216 --> 00:01:07,214 I will not. I'm the divisional head of men's sportswear. 17 00:01:07,461 --> 00:01:11,067 Shut up more! Are you friends with Ralph? 18 00:01:11,323 --> 00:01:13,790 - Oh, please. - Are you? 19 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:15,456 No. 20 00:01:16,228 --> 00:01:19,774 We have to have dinner. What are you doing tomorrow? 21 00:01:19,986 --> 00:01:23,664 - Tomorrow. I don't know. - You're having dinner with me. 22 00:01:24,474 --> 00:01:26,098 Shut up. 23 00:01:26,318 --> 00:01:29,544 I've gotta go. This has been so great. 24 00:01:29,797 --> 00:01:33,925 Oh, there you are. You're a bad man for giving me these. 25 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:37,337 - So listen, just call me. Here's my card. - Oh, wow, thanks. 26 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:40,960 - You're in real estate? - No, that's an old card. 27 00:01:41,139 --> 00:01:43,322 I got out of that to do something... 28 00:01:43,610 --> 00:01:47,429 ...where I could help people and make a difference. 29 00:01:47,645 --> 00:01:49,198 What do you do now? 30 00:01:49,698 --> 00:01:51,501 I'm a party planner. 31 00:01:52,202 --> 00:01:55,049 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Okay. 32 00:01:56,135 --> 00:01:59,254 Look who's back. It's Ray-Ray. 33 00:02:00,379 --> 00:02:03,333 That was my friend, Melissa, from college. 34 00:02:03,579 --> 00:02:06,426 She seems really, really fun! 35 00:02:07,268 --> 00:02:10,814 She's actually sweet, and we used to be very close. 36 00:02:11,025 --> 00:02:15,438 Wait a minute. She's not the one who you...? 37 00:02:15,653 --> 00:02:18,226 Who you what? Who you what? 38 00:02:19,445 --> 00:02:21,426 - Yes. - Wow! 39 00:02:21,637 --> 00:02:24,104 Wow, what? Who you what? 40 00:02:24,316 --> 00:02:26,569 Oh, it's not a big deal. 41 00:02:26,786 --> 00:02:27,960 They were lovers. 42 00:02:28,178 --> 00:02:29,874 - What? - What? 43 00:02:30,091 --> 00:02:31,965 No, we weren't. It was nothing. 44 00:02:32,143 --> 00:02:35,821 It was one night, senior year, and we went to a party... 45 00:02:36,075 --> 00:02:40,868 ...had a lot of sangria, and you know, ended up... 46 00:02:41,050 --> 00:02:42,474 ...kissing for a bit. 47 00:02:42,685 --> 00:02:44,974 So that's two of my wives. 48 00:02:46,896 --> 00:02:47,999 Where are you going? 49 00:02:48,182 --> 00:02:51,029 To bring her back here! Ross, get the sangria! 50 00:02:52,810 --> 00:02:57,044 The One With Rachel's Big Kiss 51 00:03:31,985 --> 00:03:35,591 So this is where the band is. And here's the bar. 52 00:03:35,812 --> 00:03:40,498 And all these pins have people's names on them. Rach, here you are. 53 00:03:42,145 --> 00:03:45,691 Why don't we just put me with a Manhattan in my hand... 54 00:03:45,937 --> 00:03:48,891 ...talking to the cute bartender. 55 00:03:51,956 --> 00:03:54,697 These pins aren't for playing, are they? 56 00:03:55,331 --> 00:03:58,106 The red are my guests, and the blue are yours. 57 00:03:58,288 --> 00:04:01,242 This is so sad. I only have like 10 pins. 58 00:04:01,455 --> 00:04:04,372 Chandler, relax. It's not a contest. 59 00:04:04,586 --> 00:04:06,602 Certainly not a close one. 60 00:04:13,701 --> 00:04:15,255 Hey, Rach. 61 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,605 Stop picturing it! 62 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:26,946 I think that's it. The seating chart is done. This is our wedding. 63 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:29,977 They all look like they're having fun don't they? 64 00:04:30,297 --> 00:04:33,037 So where are my parents gonna be? 65 00:04:33,393 --> 00:04:36,654 Well, if this is the wedding hall... 66 00:04:36,872 --> 00:04:40,727 ...then your parents would be over here at home in Queens. 67 00:04:40,907 --> 00:04:45,036 They're not invited? Oh, no, they're gonna be crushed! 68 00:04:45,257 --> 00:04:47,759 Why would they think they're invited? 69 00:04:48,179 --> 00:04:50,505 You got me. I don't... 70 00:04:50,754 --> 00:04:53,944 - Joey! - Look, I thought parents were coming. 71 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:57,188 Your parents are coming. Chandler's are coming. 72 00:04:57,434 --> 00:04:59,760 Ross' parents are coming. 73 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:03,450 Ross' parents are my parents. 74 00:05:04,114 --> 00:05:06,546 Well, see, parents are coming. 75 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:10,921 - We should invite them. - You just want more blue pins. 76 00:05:11,142 --> 00:05:12,601 Well, this is just sad. 77 00:05:14,551 --> 00:05:19,202 All right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. 78 00:05:19,422 --> 00:05:21,854 Rachel may have to sit at the bar. 79 00:05:22,066 --> 00:05:24,118 That is not a problem. 80 00:05:25,372 --> 00:05:29,085 - Maybe you'll order a little sangria. - Get out of here! 81 00:05:32,956 --> 00:05:37,475 These are our tuxedos. If you like anything, we can make a deal. 82 00:05:37,723 --> 00:05:42,373 Anything at all. But these are the three that Monica pre-approved. 83 00:05:43,394 --> 00:05:45,576 Thanks a lot for hooking me up. 84 00:05:45,794 --> 00:05:50,421 And I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest. 85 00:05:52,926 --> 00:05:55,880 I'm Monica's maid of honor. 86 00:05:56,093 --> 00:05:58,002 Okay, don't try to blue-pin me. 87 00:06:00,128 --> 00:06:03,082 - Well, these look nice. - They are nice. 88 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:07,848 When celebrities are done with them, they send them back. 89 00:06:08,374 --> 00:06:10,947 - You mean like for award shows? - Some of them. 90 00:06:11,158 --> 00:06:14,112 They've been down the red carpet with people yelling: 91 00:06:14,358 --> 00:06:16,611 "Who are you wearing? You look fabulous!" 92 00:06:18,186 --> 00:06:21,341 Might I suggest watching a little more ESPN... 93 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,707 ...and a little less E! 94 00:06:25,214 --> 00:06:27,325 Okay. Who wore those? 95 00:06:28,414 --> 00:06:32,304 - Well, this one's Tom Brokaw. - Not bad. 96 00:06:32,589 --> 00:06:34,807 This one is Paul O'Neill. 97 00:06:36,034 --> 00:06:37,528 Who's that? 98 00:06:38,643 --> 00:06:42,427 He plays for the Yankees. Seriously, ESPN. 99 00:06:43,096 --> 00:06:45,978 Just once in a while. Have it on in the background. 100 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:52,380 - This one was Pierce Brosnan. - Pierce Brosnan? 101 00:06:52,594 --> 00:06:53,733 Are you serious? 102 00:06:53,952 --> 00:06:54,983 007? 103 00:06:55,204 --> 00:07:00,519 This is James Bond's tux? I have to get married in James Bond's tux. 104 00:07:01,223 --> 00:07:02,432 It's a pretty cool tux. 105 00:07:02,685 --> 00:07:06,575 It's not just that. I would be England's most powerful weapon. 106 00:07:07,521 --> 00:07:11,447 A jet-setting heartbreaker on Her Majesty's secret service. 107 00:07:12,008 --> 00:07:15,448 A man who fears no one, with a license to kill. 108 00:07:17,610 --> 00:07:19,591 Would Monica let me wear this? 109 00:07:24,708 --> 00:07:27,305 We should really learn how to play the real way. 110 00:07:28,117 --> 00:07:30,169 I like our way. 111 00:07:31,561 --> 00:07:33,020 Chess! 112 00:07:35,945 --> 00:07:37,712 - Nice move. - Yeah. 113 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:44,813 I hooked Ross and Chandler up with tuxedos. Do you need one? 114 00:07:45,060 --> 00:07:47,207 No, I'm not wearing a tux. 115 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:51,139 - What are you gonna wear? - Multi-colored robes. 116 00:07:51,393 --> 00:07:53,195 And maybe a hat. 117 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:55,626 - Does Monica know about this? - No. 118 00:07:55,846 --> 00:07:58,028 Can I please be there when you tell her? 119 00:08:00,752 --> 00:08:03,184 You want to go to a movie tonight? 120 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:05,648 I'm having dinner with Melissa. 121 00:08:05,865 --> 00:08:07,004 Can I come? 122 00:08:08,858 --> 00:08:11,918 I won't talk. You'll just hear my video camera. 123 00:08:12,442 --> 00:08:15,039 - What? What's going on? - Can I tell her? 124 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:18,035 Do you want what happened, or Joey's lewd version? 125 00:08:18,252 --> 00:08:20,268 - Joey's. - Okay. 126 00:08:21,974 --> 00:08:23,504 I had this college friend... 127 00:08:23,714 --> 00:08:27,712 ...and I made the mistake of telling Joey that one time... 128 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:31,435 ...she and I, you know, kissed a little bit. 129 00:08:32,551 --> 00:08:34,805 Yeah, I'm sure that happened. 130 00:08:36,065 --> 00:08:39,055 - It did. - Sure. 131 00:08:41,284 --> 00:08:43,645 Hey. It happened. 132 00:08:45,702 --> 00:08:49,771 It was senior year. It was after the Sigma Chi luau... 133 00:08:49,981 --> 00:08:52,377 ...and Melissa and I got very drunk. 134 00:08:52,591 --> 00:08:54,987 And we ended up kissing. 135 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,552 For several minutes. 136 00:08:56,766 --> 00:09:00,586 Which means she had a couple spritzers and a peck on the cheek. 137 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:04,374 Why are you taking this away from me? 138 00:09:05,116 --> 00:09:07,405 Why is it so hard for you to believe? 139 00:09:07,621 --> 00:09:11,820 Okay. I just didn't know that you were a lesbian. 140 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:23,032 I'm not saying that I'm a lesbian. I'm just saying that this happened. 141 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:27,792 It just seems pretty wild. And you're so... 142 00:09:28,044 --> 00:09:28,945 ...vanilla. 143 00:09:30,340 --> 00:09:35,168 Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I do lots of crazy things. 144 00:09:35,385 --> 00:09:38,683 I mean, I got drunk and married in Vegas. 145 00:09:38,899 --> 00:09:40,215 To Ross. 146 00:09:41,717 --> 00:09:43,485 If you don't believe me... 147 00:09:43,701 --> 00:09:47,591 ...just come with me to dinner tonight and she'll tell you. 148 00:09:47,806 --> 00:09:50,202 Okay. Because I can't picture it. 149 00:09:50,450 --> 00:09:53,023 You should get inside my head. 150 00:09:58,313 --> 00:10:00,851 Guess what I got for your wedding? 151 00:10:01,096 --> 00:10:03,634 A freakishly thin date with a hanger for a head? 152 00:10:04,993 --> 00:10:08,741 Rachel hooked me up with a tux. But not just any tux. 153 00:10:09,098 --> 00:10:10,794 Batman's tux! 154 00:10:11,534 --> 00:10:12,886 - What? - That's right. 155 00:10:13,099 --> 00:10:18,034 Made expressly for Val Kilmer, and worn by him in the hit film... 156 00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:20,749 ...that Batman film he was in. 157 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:23,669 You can't wear that. I'm wearing the famous tux. 158 00:10:23,919 --> 00:10:25,508 - James Bond's tux! - So? 159 00:10:25,763 --> 00:10:29,477 So? If you wear that, it'll make mine less special. 160 00:10:29,694 --> 00:10:32,091 You need something to make this day special? 161 00:10:32,269 --> 00:10:34,807 Hello! You have the most special thing of all. 162 00:10:35,017 --> 00:10:38,422 You are marrying the woman you love. 163 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:45,694 Don't take away my cool thing. Pretty please? 164 00:10:45,908 --> 00:10:49,905 "Pretty please?" Not very 007. 165 00:10:50,431 --> 00:10:54,321 If you were getting married, I'd never do anything to upset you. 166 00:10:54,536 --> 00:10:59,092 - You slept with my sister. - That was pretty 007. 167 00:11:03,547 --> 00:11:06,429 Okay, good, you're here. All right, I figured it out. 168 00:11:06,644 --> 00:11:09,349 I'm gonna take 2 tables of 8, add your parents... 169 00:11:09,601 --> 00:11:11,854 ...and make them into 3 tables of 6. 170 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:15,096 And I called the caterer. We are good to go! 171 00:11:15,481 --> 00:11:17,284 Yeah. They're not coming. 172 00:11:19,516 --> 00:11:20,452 What? 173 00:11:20,664 --> 00:11:24,377 They think that you only invited them because of me. 174 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,019 They feel unwanted. 175 00:11:26,231 --> 00:11:30,193 That's too bad. It's true. But too bad. 176 00:11:30,441 --> 00:11:32,837 If you could just call my mom. 177 00:11:33,050 --> 00:11:35,932 Just let her know you want them there. 178 00:11:36,147 --> 00:11:39,516 This is a woman who has sent you many lasagnas. 179 00:11:39,730 --> 00:11:40,738 No, she hasn't. 180 00:11:40,914 --> 00:11:43,725 Is it her fault if some didn't make it to you? 181 00:11:44,253 --> 00:11:45,569 What am I gonna say? 182 00:11:45,784 --> 00:11:50,411 Tell them you mixed up invitations. No, blame it on the post office. 183 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:54,261 They hate the post office. And the Irish. 184 00:11:54,691 --> 00:11:57,396 But I don't think you could blame it on them. 185 00:12:00,118 --> 00:12:05,018 Hello? Yeah, hi. Mrs. Tribbiani? This is Monica Geller. 186 00:12:05,233 --> 00:12:09,883 I'm just calling to say that we really hope you can make it to the wedding. 187 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:14,101 Apparently some of our invitations weren't delivered. 188 00:12:14,314 --> 00:12:17,753 I guess there was some screw-up at the damn post office. 189 00:12:19,949 --> 00:12:21,609 Tell me about it! 190 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:26,905 Yeah, the U.S. Post Office? No. More like U.S. Lost Office. 191 00:12:27,464 --> 00:12:29,967 What are they, Irish? 192 00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:40,959 Anyway, his name's Allen. And we've been going out for three years. 193 00:12:41,207 --> 00:12:43,840 He was my first client when I became a party planner. 194 00:12:44,304 --> 00:12:48,646 He was actually planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. 195 00:12:48,862 --> 00:12:49,798 Oh, well. 196 00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:55,917 - He was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse. - That's great. 197 00:12:57,386 --> 00:13:00,055 - Were you ever in a sorority? - Of course. 198 00:13:00,273 --> 00:13:03,713 Yes. I was a Thigh Mega Tampon. 199 00:13:06,675 --> 00:13:07,684 What one? 200 00:13:07,892 --> 00:13:11,367 We were huge too. But they had to shut us down... 201 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:15,162 ...when Regina Phalangie died of alcohol poisoning. 202 00:13:15,408 --> 00:13:19,512 Isn't it a shame when one girl ruins it for the whole bunch? 203 00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:24,762 Anyway... 204 00:13:25,219 --> 00:13:28,339 Speaking of drinking too much, I told Phoebe... 205 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:33,185 ...about that crazy night after the Sigma Chi luau where we made out. 206 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,096 What? 207 00:13:35,308 --> 00:13:40,623 Remember we... Come on, we had sarongs on and the coconut bikini tops. 208 00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:44,139 We went back to the house and got really silly... 209 00:13:44,389 --> 00:13:45,634 ...and we made out. 210 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:51,277 Wow, Ray-Ray, I have no idea what you're talking about. 211 00:13:51,487 --> 00:13:53,111 Really? 212 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,324 Ross is Batman. 213 00:14:03,489 --> 00:14:08,045 Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time. 214 00:14:08,257 --> 00:14:12,563 Rachel got Ross the tuxedo that Val Kilmer wore in Batman. 215 00:14:12,779 --> 00:14:15,448 Batman is so much cooler than James Bond. 216 00:14:15,667 --> 00:14:20,602 - What? 007 has all those gadgets. - Batman has a utility belt. 217 00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:24,919 - 007 has a fancy car. - Batman has the Batmobile. 218 00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:32,220 - 007 gets all the ladies. - Batman has Robin. 219 00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:38,897 We get ESPN, right? 220 00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:46,942 How about you go put on your 007 tuxedo, and I'll make you a martini? 221 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,063 I don't like martinis. 222 00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:52,264 - A Yoo-hoo with a funny straw? - Yum. 223 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:58,491 I know the invitation says 6 p. M. 224 00:14:58,704 --> 00:15:02,594 But does that mean get there at 6, or the show starts at 6? 225 00:15:02,844 --> 00:15:04,268 "The show"? 226 00:15:06,393 --> 00:15:09,939 Right, the wedding. Gotcha. 227 00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:13,306 But weddings start a little late, right? 228 00:15:13,699 --> 00:15:16,237 Have you ever been to one of my weddings? 229 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:20,722 Well, it's the same day as my niece's christening... 230 00:15:20,936 --> 00:15:23,225 ...and I want my parents to see me. 231 00:15:23,441 --> 00:15:27,368 My part's in the beginning. I'm not in the rest of the show... Wedding. 232 00:15:28,277 --> 00:15:30,186 The wedding starts at 6. 233 00:15:30,399 --> 00:15:32,831 Okay. I totally hear you. 234 00:15:33,079 --> 00:15:35,819 How about this? I vamp till they get there. 235 00:15:36,871 --> 00:15:37,974 You'll "vamp"? 236 00:15:38,192 --> 00:15:41,288 Like warm up the crowd. Ask where they're from. 237 00:15:41,498 --> 00:15:45,602 Because in Joey Tribbiani, you get a minister and an entertainer. 238 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:48,517 I'm a "ministainer." All right? 239 00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:52,455 There's no one better. There's no one greater. 240 00:15:54,684 --> 00:15:57,638 Oh, please, God. Don't vamp. 241 00:15:58,511 --> 00:16:00,765 Okay, maybe I'll talk to Chandler. 242 00:16:00,982 --> 00:16:04,492 And maybe he'd like to get married at 007 o'clock. 243 00:16:05,991 --> 00:16:09,431 All right. I will give you 10 extra minutes. That is it. 244 00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:11,624 That's great! Thank you so much. 245 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:15,346 Well, we're in luck. The tux fits perfectly. 246 00:16:19,665 --> 00:16:22,654 Chandler, that jacket, it's way too big. 247 00:16:22,865 --> 00:16:26,578 Oh, that's okay. The pants are way too small. 248 00:16:30,832 --> 00:16:33,264 I'm sorry, sweetie. You cannot wear that. 249 00:16:33,789 --> 00:16:36,459 Now this means Ross is gonna be the only cool one. 250 00:16:36,678 --> 00:16:39,489 Something, by the way, I never thought I would say. 251 00:16:40,192 --> 00:16:43,287 Dude, take that thing off. You look like a fool. 252 00:16:43,775 --> 00:16:47,939 Come next door. I got some minister headdresses I want you to see. 253 00:16:50,699 --> 00:16:53,166 How can you not remember us kissing? 254 00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:58,003 I don't know. I don't remember a lot of things that never happened. 255 00:16:59,049 --> 00:17:03,640 Remember, we were on the sleeping porch? We couldn't stop giggling. 256 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,316 Our coconuts kept knocking together. 257 00:17:06,528 --> 00:17:09,826 Somewhere Joey's head is exploding. 258 00:17:10,703 --> 00:17:13,064 I don't want to make you uncomfortable... 259 00:17:13,279 --> 00:17:16,612 ...but I told Phoebe it happened, and she doesn't believe me. 260 00:17:18,010 --> 00:17:22,696 I'm sorry. I mean, if I thought it happened, I would say it. 261 00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:26,353 Maybe I passed out and you did stuff to me while I was sleeping. 262 00:17:26,569 --> 00:17:27,885 No! 263 00:17:28,343 --> 00:17:30,324 - All right. - Okay, fine. 264 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:34,982 You don't have to admit it because I know that it happened. 265 00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:36,517 Okay! 266 00:17:36,763 --> 00:17:39,953 You have to admit it! We kissed! Say it! 267 00:17:40,451 --> 00:17:43,476 It's okay, you don't have to do this. I believe you. 268 00:17:43,721 --> 00:17:47,469 If you say you kissed Melissa, then you kissed Melissa. 269 00:17:47,931 --> 00:17:50,398 - Thank you, Phoebe. - Okay. 270 00:17:50,888 --> 00:17:52,548 - But she didn't. - I know. 271 00:17:57,672 --> 00:17:58,988 You carry that around? 272 00:17:59,482 --> 00:18:03,409 Yes. I find it to be something of a conversation piece. 273 00:18:04,491 --> 00:18:07,552 - Between you and...? - Gunther. 274 00:18:08,598 --> 00:18:10,056 Why don't we put them on? 275 00:18:10,303 --> 00:18:13,327 Get a picture of Batman and James Bond, together. 276 00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:15,969 I would, but my pants are a little tight. 277 00:18:16,217 --> 00:18:21,187 A little tight? I could see 00 and 7 in those things. 278 00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:22,504 Well, that stinks. 279 00:18:22,758 --> 00:18:26,056 I was looking forward to wearing our celebrity tuxes together. 280 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:30,340 - So you're not gonna be wearing yours? - Are you kidding? It's Batman's tux! 281 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,570 Let me try it on. 282 00:18:34,796 --> 00:18:38,864 Okay. But just the jacket. 00 and 7 are not getting in there. 283 00:18:45,198 --> 00:18:47,629 Holy double-vented comfort, Batman! 284 00:18:50,452 --> 00:18:51,768 What's this? 285 00:18:51,983 --> 00:18:54,794 An invitation to the At First Sight premiere? 286 00:18:55,044 --> 00:18:57,926 Val Kilmer didn't wear this in Batman. 287 00:18:58,175 --> 00:19:03,075 He wore it to the premiere of a fruity love story where he was a blind guy. 288 00:19:03,429 --> 00:19:05,160 Let me see that. 289 00:19:06,665 --> 00:19:08,124 Oh, man. 290 00:19:08,370 --> 00:19:13,340 The only super power you have is the slightly heightened sense of smell. 291 00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,307 Can I talk to you guys for a second? 292 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:20,544 I give up. Whatever you want, you can have it. 293 00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:22,972 You want to sing a song or do a dance? 294 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:28,301 You want your mom at the altar screaming racial slurs? I don't care. 295 00:19:28,548 --> 00:19:32,926 I just want to thank you guys for what you did for my parents. 296 00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:36,686 They're so happy to be a part of your special day. 297 00:19:37,664 --> 00:19:39,952 Tell them we're glad they're coming. 298 00:19:40,238 --> 00:19:45,445 I will. Oh, check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony! 299 00:19:48,798 --> 00:19:52,546 I wear it like this when I marry you guys. And then this... 300 00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:55,299 ...is for party time. 301 00:20:01,392 --> 00:20:04,997 It happened. I am telling you it happened. 302 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,056 It was great meeting you. 303 00:20:07,411 --> 00:20:11,302 And, Rachel? I don't think I'll be calling you because... 304 00:20:11,551 --> 00:20:14,018 ...you know, you've gotten weird. 305 00:20:15,621 --> 00:20:17,151 Take care, you guys. 306 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,791 Wait a minute. Okay, look. 307 00:20:20,110 --> 00:20:24,274 That night was the one wild thing I've ever done in my life. 308 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,579 I won't let you take it away. 309 00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:31,237 So if you don't remember that, maybe you'll remember this... 310 00:20:37,576 --> 00:20:42,059 Oh, my God. You love me. 311 00:20:43,037 --> 00:20:43,974 What? 312 00:20:44,255 --> 00:20:48,039 Of course I remember. I think about it all the time. 313 00:20:48,292 --> 00:20:52,942 I can still hear the coconuts knocking together... 314 00:20:53,893 --> 00:20:59,279 I didn't want to tell you, because I didn't think you'd return my love... 315 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:06,626 Look who's being suddenly shy. 316 00:21:06,905 --> 00:21:09,372 You have to feel what I feel. 317 00:21:09,584 --> 00:21:12,466 Nobody can kiss that good and not mean it. 318 00:21:12,715 --> 00:21:15,977 I'm just a good kisser. 319 00:21:16,299 --> 00:21:18,552 Shut up. 320 00:21:19,639 --> 00:21:21,062 I'm sorry. 321 00:21:24,196 --> 00:21:27,672 You don't have to be sorry. 322 00:21:27,989 --> 00:21:30,943 I'm obviously kidding. 323 00:21:31,258 --> 00:21:35,327 I'm not in love with you. I'm not in love with her. 324 00:21:35,677 --> 00:21:40,019 I don't hear coconuts banging together. 325 00:21:40,235 --> 00:21:44,577 I don't picture your face when I make love to my boyfriend. 326 00:21:45,558 --> 00:21:47,088 Anyway, I gotta go. 327 00:21:47,367 --> 00:21:49,479 A kiss goodbye? 328 00:21:49,768 --> 00:21:52,472 No? Okay. 329 00:22:02,258 --> 00:22:06,113 I mean, I had no idea that that would... 330 00:22:12,243 --> 00:22:13,631 What the hell was that? 331 00:22:13,844 --> 00:22:17,177 Just wanted to see what all the fuss was about. 332 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,929 - And? - I've had better. 333 00:22:26,995 --> 00:22:28,490 I found one that fits. 334 00:22:28,770 --> 00:22:33,254 Well, you know what they say? 23rd time's a charm. 335 00:22:36,111 --> 00:22:38,293 Look at you, all handsome. 336 00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:41,010 - Whose is it? - Does it matter? 337 00:22:41,330 --> 00:22:44,591 All that matters is that you look so handsome. 338 00:22:47,870 --> 00:22:50,990 - Whose is it? - I don't want to say. 339 00:22:51,523 --> 00:22:54,441 Come on, I don't care. Whose is it? 340 00:22:55,211 --> 00:22:57,120 Diane Keaton.