1 00:00:04,453 --> 00:00:07,229 Oh, hey! How was your audition? 2 00:00:07,932 --> 00:00:09,984 I'm sorry, do I know you? 3 00:00:11,481 --> 00:00:12,797 What are you doing? 4 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:16,653 Practicing blowing you off. I'm gonna be a big movie star! 5 00:00:16,838 --> 00:00:17,775 You got it? 6 00:00:17,986 --> 00:00:21,592 - Not yet, but the audition went great! - What's it for? 7 00:00:21,814 --> 00:00:25,455 A big-budget period movie about three Italian brothers... 8 00:00:25,711 --> 00:00:29,495 ...who come to America at the turn of the century. It's classy. 9 00:00:29,712 --> 00:00:33,816 The director's supposed to be the next-next Martin Scorsese. 10 00:00:35,730 --> 00:00:36,904 The "next-next"? 11 00:00:37,088 --> 00:00:40,943 A guy from Chicago's supposed to be the next Martin Scorsese. 12 00:00:41,193 --> 00:00:43,138 This guy's right after him. 13 00:00:46,550 --> 00:00:47,522 Hello? 14 00:00:47,768 --> 00:00:53,498 Joey, it's Estelle. I just talked to the casting people. They loved you! 15 00:00:53,752 --> 00:00:54,761 They loved me! 16 00:00:56,118 --> 00:00:58,550 They want to see you again tomorrow. 17 00:00:58,763 --> 00:01:00,779 - My God! - There's just one thing. 18 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:04,807 Do you have a problem with full-frontal nudity? 19 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:10,373 Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! 20 00:01:11,427 --> 00:01:12,364 Oh. 21 00:01:14,489 --> 00:01:16,991 Okay, let me call you back. 22 00:01:17,306 --> 00:01:20,889 - What's the matter? - They want me naked in the movie. 23 00:01:21,134 --> 00:01:22,308 - Wow! - I know. 24 00:01:22,595 --> 00:01:27,672 - My grandmother's gonna see this. - Grandma's gonna have to get in line. 25 00:01:29,484 --> 00:01:33,647 The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin 26 00:02:08,103 --> 00:02:10,700 The wedding's so close. Are you nervous? 27 00:02:10,921 --> 00:02:13,803 Yeah, but I also can't wait till it's over. 28 00:02:13,983 --> 00:02:16,972 We have a pact not to have sex again until the wedding. 29 00:02:17,184 --> 00:02:19,853 A "no sex" pact, huh? 30 00:02:20,523 --> 00:02:24,237 I have one of those with every woman in America. 31 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:29,489 Will you give me a hand making up the guest bedroom? 32 00:02:29,709 --> 00:02:32,247 Cousin Cassie's staying with us for a few days. 33 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:35,790 Cassie? I haven't seen her in, like, forever. 34 00:02:35,971 --> 00:02:38,961 I wonder if she still carries a Barbie everywhere? 35 00:02:39,207 --> 00:02:41,638 - She's 25 years old. - So? I still... 36 00:02:41,816 --> 00:02:43,345 You're probably right. 37 00:02:46,826 --> 00:02:49,743 Pheebs, can I talk to you over here for a second? 38 00:02:50,410 --> 00:02:51,868 Subtle, guys. 39 00:02:53,227 --> 00:02:54,330 What? 40 00:02:54,619 --> 00:02:58,509 I know you're planning my surprise bridal shower. 41 00:02:59,177 --> 00:03:03,589 Okay, well, don't ruin it. Just play along, at least. 42 00:03:03,804 --> 00:03:05,713 Okay. Sorry. 43 00:03:07,248 --> 00:03:09,395 We have to throw her a shower? 44 00:03:15,077 --> 00:03:17,544 What'd you decide to do about the movie? 45 00:03:17,790 --> 00:03:19,735 I don't know. I mean... 46 00:03:20,365 --> 00:03:24,433 It's not like it's porn. This is a serious, legitimate movie. 47 00:03:24,679 --> 00:03:27,040 Nudity's really important to the story. 48 00:03:27,219 --> 00:03:29,402 That's what you say about porn. 49 00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:32,607 Maybe I shouldn't go on the callback. 50 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:36,925 No, you should. A lot of major actors do nude scenes. 51 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:39,601 The chance to star in a movie? Come on! 52 00:03:40,196 --> 00:03:45,439 That's true. And I'm only naked in one scene. It sounds really great. 53 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:48,753 My character's Catholic. He falls in love with a Jewish girl. 54 00:03:48,998 --> 00:03:51,572 We run away and get caught in a big rainstorm. 55 00:03:51,781 --> 00:03:56,052 We go into a barn, undress each other and hold each other. 56 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,453 It's really sweet and tender. 57 00:03:58,670 --> 00:04:00,853 Plus, everyone will see your thing! 58 00:04:04,759 --> 00:04:06,835 When can we have this shower? 59 00:04:07,055 --> 00:04:10,281 She has so much going on, we have only two options. 60 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,418 - We have Friday. - That's just two days away. 61 00:04:13,631 --> 00:04:16,656 - What is the other option? - Yesterday. 62 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:20,199 If we make it yesterday, we're done! 63 00:04:20,415 --> 00:04:22,847 It's impossible. We can't do this by Friday. 64 00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:25,667 We have to find a place, invite people, get food. 65 00:04:25,878 --> 00:04:27,052 There's too much to do. 66 00:04:27,269 --> 00:04:30,294 - We cannot do it! - Calm down! 67 00:04:30,992 --> 00:04:34,088 Okay. I'm sorry, you're right. I'm sorry. 68 00:04:34,298 --> 00:04:35,851 Just calm down, woman! 69 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,521 Phoebe, I already did. 70 00:04:40,733 --> 00:04:43,129 All right, then I need to calm down. 71 00:04:44,630 --> 00:04:47,512 I think we can do this if we just get organized. 72 00:04:47,692 --> 00:04:52,034 We have two days to plan this party. We need to make fast decisions. 73 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,267 Where will we have it? 74 00:04:54,512 --> 00:04:56,564 - Here. What time? - 4:00. Food? 75 00:04:56,808 --> 00:04:59,963 - Finger sandwiches and tea. - Great! Very Monica. 76 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,578 - And chili! - You went one too far. 77 00:05:04,010 --> 00:05:06,086 - Flowers or balloons? - Both. 78 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:08,392 - We're paying for this. - Neither. 79 00:05:09,611 --> 00:05:13,988 - What should we do for a theme? - Lusts of the Flesh! 80 00:05:15,665 --> 00:05:18,856 - What? - I don't know. Cowboy theme? 81 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:27,829 I'm glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding. 82 00:05:28,225 --> 00:05:30,098 Oh, boy. Me too. 83 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:36,184 I was thinking, say we had a big fight, and broke up for a few hours. 84 00:05:36,366 --> 00:05:39,391 Technically, we could have sex again. 85 00:05:40,888 --> 00:05:43,355 What do you think, bossy and domineering? 86 00:05:43,568 --> 00:05:46,273 The wedding's off, sloppy and immature. 87 00:05:46,490 --> 00:05:47,806 That's me. Come on. 88 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:51,389 Wait. Cassie's in the guest room. We're going to lunch. 89 00:05:51,604 --> 00:05:53,751 Get rid of her, obsessive and shrill! 90 00:05:54,805 --> 00:05:57,272 Shrill? The wedding is back on. 91 00:05:59,607 --> 00:06:02,798 I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler. 92 00:06:03,468 --> 00:06:06,493 - Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too. 93 00:06:06,704 --> 00:06:08,648 - So, ready to go? - Yeah. 94 00:06:27,162 --> 00:06:29,902 - Chandler? - I'll be right with you. 95 00:06:32,346 --> 00:06:34,919 - Cassie needs to stay at your place. - Why? 96 00:06:35,163 --> 00:06:39,054 Because "Pervie Perverson" here can't stop staring at her. 97 00:06:39,338 --> 00:06:41,414 Chandler, she's our cousin! 98 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:44,624 I wasn't staring. I was listening intently. 99 00:06:44,835 --> 00:06:48,275 It's called being a good conversationalist. Watch. 100 00:06:48,663 --> 00:06:49,908 Say something. 101 00:06:50,298 --> 00:06:53,288 You were staring about eight inches south of there. 102 00:06:54,508 --> 00:06:56,904 Fine. She can stay at my place. 103 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,264 What does Cassie look like now? 104 00:06:59,483 --> 00:07:01,143 Exactly like Aunt Marilyn. 105 00:07:02,649 --> 00:07:05,152 This Aunt Marilyn, is she coming to the wedding? 106 00:07:05,398 --> 00:07:07,307 Wafer-thin ice. 107 00:07:12,948 --> 00:07:13,956 Hey, I'm back. 108 00:07:14,130 --> 00:07:15,969 Hi, Joey. 109 00:07:16,635 --> 00:07:18,580 Will I read the same scene again? 110 00:07:18,792 --> 00:07:21,888 I tried to call you. You didn't need to come today. 111 00:07:22,098 --> 00:07:23,722 Oh, great. 112 00:07:24,742 --> 00:07:27,138 I'd have been perfect for this part. 113 00:07:27,351 --> 00:07:30,755 You made a bad decision and ruined your movie. Good day! 114 00:07:31,074 --> 00:07:35,867 You didn't need to come, because the director saw your tape and loved it. 115 00:07:38,381 --> 00:07:40,397 And, scene. 116 00:07:43,285 --> 00:07:47,105 Wasn't that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! 117 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:49,989 So, you were saying? 118 00:07:50,209 --> 00:07:52,878 The director wants to meet you tomorrow. 119 00:07:53,236 --> 00:07:55,145 Wow! Sure! That's great. 120 00:07:55,393 --> 00:07:57,647 Your agent said you're okay with nudity. 121 00:07:57,864 --> 00:08:00,924 Yeah, sure. As long as it's handled tastefully. 122 00:08:01,134 --> 00:08:03,530 And that barn is not too cold. 123 00:08:06,422 --> 00:08:09,340 Perfect. There's one more thing. 124 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:15,322 It's important to the director that everything in the movie's authentic. 125 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:17,791 In your love scene with Sarah... 126 00:08:18,008 --> 00:08:22,385 ...she talks about how she's never seen a naked man who wasn't Jewish. 127 00:08:22,601 --> 00:08:23,775 So... 128 00:08:26,428 --> 00:08:28,159 So... what? 129 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:33,203 So, the director is insisting that whoever play that part... 130 00:08:33,421 --> 00:08:37,205 ...be authentically, anatomically... 131 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:40,056 ...not Jewish. You know what I'm saying? 132 00:08:40,275 --> 00:08:41,769 Yes! 133 00:08:42,362 --> 00:08:43,643 No. What? 134 00:08:46,363 --> 00:08:50,634 An Italian Catholic immigrant at this time would not be... 135 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,130 Bar mitzvah-ed? 136 00:08:55,304 --> 00:08:58,780 Think 13 years earlier, lose the rabbi, add a scalpel. 137 00:09:07,934 --> 00:09:10,638 - To get this part, you can't be... - No. 138 00:09:10,856 --> 00:09:11,793 But you are? 139 00:09:12,004 --> 00:09:14,507 - You told them you weren't? - That's right. 140 00:09:15,518 --> 00:09:16,621 Wow! 141 00:09:17,571 --> 00:09:21,426 It's definitely all gone? There's nothing there to work with? 142 00:09:25,122 --> 00:09:28,668 - What were you thinking? - I don't know. I just want this part. 143 00:09:28,878 --> 00:09:32,983 They say no matter what you're asked during an audition, say yes. 144 00:09:33,158 --> 00:09:35,827 They want you to ride a horse, say you can. 145 00:09:36,046 --> 00:09:38,158 You figure out how to do it later. 146 00:09:38,725 --> 00:09:44,525 This is not like learning to ride a horse. This is like learning... 147 00:09:44,779 --> 00:09:46,760 ...to grow a turtleneck. 148 00:09:52,328 --> 00:09:58,164 I know, okay? Tomorrow, when I go meet the director... 149 00:09:58,382 --> 00:10:01,715 ...I have to take my clothes off so they can see what my body looks like. 150 00:10:01,966 --> 00:10:04,563 Oh, my God. What are you gonna do? 151 00:10:05,201 --> 00:10:08,712 I have to call my agent and tell her I can't do the part. 152 00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:11,703 Unless... 153 00:10:13,517 --> 00:10:14,489 Unless what? 154 00:10:14,699 --> 00:10:18,970 This may sound crazy, but there may be something we could... 155 00:10:19,187 --> 00:10:20,326 ...fashion. 156 00:10:24,476 --> 00:10:27,501 - Like what? - Well, I'm not sure yet. 157 00:10:27,815 --> 00:10:30,212 Off the top of my head, I'm thinking... 158 00:10:30,425 --> 00:10:34,803 ...double-sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat. 159 00:10:41,524 --> 00:10:45,343 I've got a great idea for party favors for the shower. 160 00:10:45,559 --> 00:10:49,379 We get mahogany boxes and carve everyone's names in them. 161 00:10:49,596 --> 00:10:53,309 Then inside is each person's individual birthstone. 162 00:10:55,162 --> 00:10:57,344 Okay. Okay. 163 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,111 You take care of that. 164 00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:06,918 Meanwhile, the party's tomorrow and we don't have a guest list. 165 00:11:07,131 --> 00:11:11,650 Okay. Who do we know that's coming? Me. Are you? 166 00:11:14,958 --> 00:11:16,618 - Hey. - Hey, what's up? 167 00:11:16,837 --> 00:11:20,242 I'm making something for Joey. Can I raid your fridge? 168 00:11:20,664 --> 00:11:22,087 Have at it. 169 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:27,447 All right. Turkey? That won't work. 170 00:11:27,658 --> 00:11:30,054 Cheese? That won't work. 171 00:11:30,406 --> 00:11:33,811 Olive loaf? I hope that won't work. 172 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:38,574 Are you making him a sandwich? 173 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,290 No, it's more like a wrap. 174 00:11:43,835 --> 00:11:45,982 Okay, so I'm gonna go, guys. 175 00:11:46,201 --> 00:11:50,720 So you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! 176 00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:56,244 We have to get her a present? 177 00:11:56,987 --> 00:12:00,107 Okay, but look. Look at what I got. 178 00:12:00,327 --> 00:12:03,588 It's her address book. We have a guest list. 179 00:12:05,407 --> 00:12:08,705 You're amazing. Did you pull that out of her purse? 180 00:12:08,921 --> 00:12:12,526 Uh-huh. And a little seed money for the party. 181 00:12:21,516 --> 00:12:22,831 Cassie? 182 00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:24,992 Hey, Ross! 183 00:12:26,386 --> 00:12:28,747 It's been so long! 184 00:12:29,726 --> 00:12:31,149 Last time I saw you... 185 00:12:31,361 --> 00:12:35,074 ...you were setting up your tent in line for Return of the Jedi. 186 00:12:35,293 --> 00:12:36,573 That's right. 187 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:41,272 So you did see me that day. Because it seemed like you didn't. 188 00:12:42,703 --> 00:12:46,179 - Yeah, sorry about that. - It's okay. Come on in. 189 00:12:46,426 --> 00:12:50,388 Thanks for letting me stay here. Monica's place was nice. 190 00:12:50,601 --> 00:12:54,005 But her fiancé sure stares a lot. 191 00:13:15,791 --> 00:13:19,468 Oh, my God! You do a great Chandler! 192 00:13:23,653 --> 00:13:26,049 I have a knack for impressions. 193 00:13:26,297 --> 00:13:29,417 Maybe after we get re-acquainted you could do me. 194 00:13:29,637 --> 00:13:30,953 Yeah. No! 195 00:13:40,214 --> 00:13:42,919 How you doing on that... 196 00:13:43,137 --> 00:13:44,595 ...hot dog? 197 00:13:47,312 --> 00:13:49,779 - I'm all done. - Thank God. 198 00:13:52,635 --> 00:13:57,392 The last time we hung out was when our parents rented that beach house. 199 00:13:57,679 --> 00:14:02,507 Remember the time I pinned you down and tickled you until you cried? 200 00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:07,340 We're probably too old to do that now. 201 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:14,403 I'll always remember that summer. It's when I got all these freckles. 202 00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:20,077 I'll always remember that summer... 203 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:24,007 ...because that's when I realized that we are related. 204 00:14:24,504 --> 00:14:27,908 You know, we're not just two random people thrown together. 205 00:14:28,157 --> 00:14:31,632 We share genetic material. 206 00:14:32,053 --> 00:14:33,998 It took you that long to figure it out? 207 00:14:34,559 --> 00:14:36,112 I'm a little slow. 208 00:14:38,247 --> 00:14:41,094 Just as our children would be. 209 00:14:47,779 --> 00:14:48,883 - Hi. - Hi. 210 00:14:49,136 --> 00:14:52,232 How are you? Good. Hi. Thanks for coming. 211 00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,836 Thank you. So nice to see you. 212 00:14:55,051 --> 00:14:57,898 - No, thanks. - Okay. Hey, Rach? 213 00:14:58,113 --> 00:15:00,544 - Yeah? - Who the hell are all these people? 214 00:15:01,765 --> 00:15:04,303 I don't know. I called everybody in her book. 215 00:15:04,549 --> 00:15:08,369 These are the ones that could show up on 24 hours' notice. 216 00:15:08,585 --> 00:15:11,775 There's a word for people like that: Losers. 217 00:15:13,316 --> 00:15:16,863 Hi, I'm Rachel. This is Phoebe. I'm the maid of honor. 218 00:15:17,074 --> 00:15:20,715 - How do you know Monica? - I was her accountant four years ago. 219 00:15:20,935 --> 00:15:25,941 I'm interested to find out who's been doing her taxes the last four years. 220 00:15:26,989 --> 00:15:28,543 That's great. 221 00:15:29,946 --> 00:15:33,730 - When is Monica supposed to get here? - I don't know. 222 00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:36,446 Excuse us. 223 00:15:38,506 --> 00:15:41,531 - You didn't tell her? - You were supposed to. 224 00:15:41,742 --> 00:15:45,526 You were supposed to tell her to come! I was bringing the cake! 225 00:15:46,091 --> 00:15:49,768 - Fine, I'll go call her. - And please tell her to bring a cake! 226 00:15:56,214 --> 00:16:00,971 We have a lot of options. A number of prototypes for you to try on. 227 00:16:02,512 --> 00:16:03,865 Those look great. 228 00:16:04,077 --> 00:16:08,075 Okay, this one's a mushroom cap. This one is made of bologna. 229 00:16:08,322 --> 00:16:11,027 - The toothpicks? - Just until the glue dries. 230 00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:12,419 Thank God. 231 00:16:14,167 --> 00:16:16,978 These are more realistic, but perishable. 232 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:21,011 Over here, we have pink suede, which is nice. 233 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,733 But if it gets wet, it'll shrink. 234 00:16:23,943 --> 00:16:26,410 Maybe we'll just take that one away. 235 00:16:27,527 --> 00:16:32,355 I also did a little something in fur, but that's really just for me. 236 00:16:35,390 --> 00:16:39,554 Why don't you try these on? We'll get a better idea of what works. 237 00:16:39,774 --> 00:16:43,320 Thanks, you are such a good friend. And this is so weird. 238 00:16:50,003 --> 00:16:52,635 Okay, the taffy's too sticky. 239 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,833 I was afraid of that. 240 00:16:55,744 --> 00:16:57,582 - Toothpick? - Yeah. 241 00:16:59,326 --> 00:17:01,864 - What are you trying now? - The Fruit Roll-up. 242 00:17:02,075 --> 00:17:04,020 - And? - Delicious. 243 00:17:06,772 --> 00:17:10,034 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We have a winner! 244 00:17:10,251 --> 00:17:11,603 What? Which one? 245 00:17:12,895 --> 00:17:16,264 The Silly Putty. Not so silly anymore! 246 00:17:26,186 --> 00:17:30,812 She's your cousin. She's your cousin. 247 00:17:31,544 --> 00:17:36,930 If she knew what was going on in your head, she'd think you were sick. 248 00:17:43,025 --> 00:17:47,153 Or would she? Let's back up for a second. 249 00:17:47,374 --> 00:17:52,096 She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. 250 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:55,269 She was the one who turned down the lights. 251 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:59,193 She was the one that wanted to rent Logan's Run... 252 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,330 ...the sexiest movie ever. 253 00:18:05,848 --> 00:18:07,793 I know that look. 254 00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:12,312 Forget it. I want it. She wants it. 255 00:18:12,599 --> 00:18:14,057 I'm going in. 256 00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:25,599 What the hell are you doing? 257 00:18:27,558 --> 00:18:29,467 Say something clever. 258 00:18:31,942 --> 00:18:33,816 Okay, doesn't have to be clever. 259 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:37,849 Just has to be words. Say some words. 260 00:18:38,692 --> 00:18:41,812 Any words will do. 261 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:46,204 Oh, my God, this is the longest... 262 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:50,828 ...that anyone has not talked ever! 263 00:18:52,608 --> 00:18:55,349 There is nothing you could say to make this worse... 264 00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:58,661 ...so just say something! 265 00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:04,499 I haven't had sex in a very long time. 266 00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:11,075 Yeah, you really shouldn't have said anything. 267 00:19:13,797 --> 00:19:16,050 Phoebe? Rachel? It's Monica. 268 00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:20,466 I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice? 269 00:19:25,139 --> 00:19:28,923 - Oh, Monica. We are so sorry. - For what? 270 00:19:29,175 --> 00:19:32,853 First, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower. 271 00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:35,572 Then, forgetting to invite you to it. 272 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,434 You already had it? 273 00:19:39,647 --> 00:19:43,193 We called everyone in your phone book. A bunch of people came. 274 00:19:43,405 --> 00:19:47,332 It took us so long to get you here that they had to leave. 275 00:19:47,544 --> 00:19:51,708 We wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower. 276 00:19:51,963 --> 00:19:53,837 Now you don't have either. 277 00:19:54,051 --> 00:19:55,474 We ruined everything. 278 00:19:55,686 --> 00:20:00,372 No, wait a minute, that's not true. What you did was really sweet. 279 00:20:00,592 --> 00:20:04,103 - It kind of works out for the best. - What do you mean? 280 00:20:04,314 --> 00:20:08,763 Now I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love. 281 00:20:09,046 --> 00:20:13,874 I get all those presents without talking to people I don't even like! 282 00:20:19,762 --> 00:20:21,779 - Surprise. - Surprise, Monica. 283 00:20:28,286 --> 00:20:31,964 What's cool is, the character is from Naples, right? 284 00:20:32,217 --> 00:20:34,613 My whole family's from Naples. 285 00:20:34,826 --> 00:20:39,868 That's great. Okay. I've heard everything I need to hear... 286 00:20:40,185 --> 00:20:42,510 We just need to, uh... 287 00:20:43,212 --> 00:20:44,148 Leslie? 288 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:48,976 - Joey, this is the awkward part. - Hey, right. Not a problem. 289 00:20:49,196 --> 00:20:51,484 I totally understand you need... 290 00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:55,769 ...to make sure I don't have any horrible scars or tattoos. 291 00:20:55,979 --> 00:20:57,189 Don't you worry. 292 00:20:57,894 --> 00:21:00,325 I have nothing to hide. 293 00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:04,566 So, there you go. That's me. 294 00:21:04,852 --> 00:21:07,105 One hundred percent natural. 295 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:26,283 I tell you, that has never happened before. 296 00:21:32,198 --> 00:21:34,594 Cassie, are you finding everything okay? 297 00:21:34,808 --> 00:21:37,584 Yeah. Thanks for letting me stay here. 298 00:21:37,799 --> 00:21:39,911 Oh, it's no problem. 299 00:21:58,153 --> 00:21:59,089 What? 300 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:02,185 Say something. Say anything. 301 00:22:02,711 --> 00:22:05,308 Ask her out! She's not your cousin!