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Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday!
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Rach, come on.
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It's your birthday!
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Hey....
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She's not as pretty as
she was when she was 29.
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Ms. Green wants to estabIish some
ground ruIes before she comes out.
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She'd appreciate it if you didn't use
the words ''oId'' or ''downhiII'' ...
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...or ''They stiII Iook
pretty damn good.''
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They do.
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RacheI, come on out.
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Monica made breakfast.
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ChocoIate chip pancakes.
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We've got presents.
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Good ones?
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They aII came from the Iist
you handed out to us two weeks ago.
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Can I keep the presents
and stiII be 29?
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Come on, Rach, turning 30
is not that big a deaI.
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ReaIIy? Is that how you feIt
when you turned 30?
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Why, God, why?
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We had a deaI.
Let the others grow oId, not me!
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You know, I'm stiII 29 in Guam.
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Hey, 30 is not that oId.
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Do you know how oId the Earth is?
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Late 30s?
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You guys, is it just me?
Am I overreacting?
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No, it's not just you.
My 30th birthday sure wasn't much fun.
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And now ChandIer!
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We're aII getting so oId.
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Why are you doing this to us?
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The One Where They AII Turn Thirty
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You're in a great pIace in your Iife.
You have an amazing job, good friends.
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Your roommate's a soap opera star.
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Your character is in a coma.
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I promised myseIf
I wasn't gonna cry at this one.
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I know my Iife's going pretty weII,
but I see so many peopIe...
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...who've accompIished their goaIs
before they're 30.
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Yeah, but you shouIdn't compare
yourseIf to me.
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-Come on, Phoebe!
-You can do it!
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-Come on.
-There you go.
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I did it!
One miIe on a Hippity Hop.
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That's everything I wanted to do
before I was 30.
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Except I wanted to
patch things up with my sister.
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Oh, weII. But, yeah!
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GirIs, this thing is a godsend,
if you know what I mean.
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Thirty. Oh, I mean, 30.
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Monica, you remember mean, oId
Mrs. Kreiger in fifth grade? She was 30.
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Let's have some fun.
What do you want to do?
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Nothing. I don't want to do anything.
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Doing nothing on your 30th is better
than doing something stupid, Iike Ross.
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That was a practicaI purchase.
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I needed that car for transportation.
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Okay? I have a chiId.
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How hot do I Iook in this?
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Ross, a sports car?
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WouIdn't it be cheaper
to just stuff a sock down there?
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That's not what this is about.
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I am a sports car enthusiast.
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-I've aIways been into cars.
-What's the horsepower?
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I don't know, but Iook how shiny!
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-I can't beIieve you bought this.
-ReaIIy. God, Ross, what were you thinking?
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I know it's reaIIy shaIIow,
but part of me wants him again.
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WeII, get in Iine, missy.
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So can I have a ride, stud?
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Hop in.
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Get ready for the
smoothest ride of your Iife.
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Damn it.
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Okay, who's next?
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I am gonna do something today. I'm
not just gonna sit around Iike some oId Iady.
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I want to get something pierced.
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Like my nose or my tongue or something.
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ReaIIy? Because that hurts.
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So what?
The way I see it--
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Son of a bitch!
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Look, I know what
you're going through.
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I'm totaIIy freaked out
about turning 25.
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Get out of my apartment.
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Rach, I think that you're doing great.
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Let's face it,
no one handIes this weII.
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Least of aII you.
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-Why, what did you do?
-Weren't you asked to Ieave, sonny?
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Put that back on.
Monica wiII be here any minute.
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But it hurts my Joey's appIe.
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For the Iast time, it's not named
after each individuaI man.
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You've done a wonderfuI job with
this party, ChandIer. Everything's so IoveIy.
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WeII, not as IoveIy as you.
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I can't beIieve you have a
30-year-oId daughter.
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And I can't beIieve you have
a tux that's 30 years oId.
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It's oIder than that. Ross was actuaIIy
conceived right near this tuxedo.
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Everybody hide! I saw her.
She's coming.
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Everybody down!
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Crap.
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Everybody stay here.
I'II find out what's going on.
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Hey, you got the door open!
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Hey, are you drunk?
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No.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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See, I was a IittIe nervous
about turning...
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...30.
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So the busboys took me out
for some drinks.
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Might want to puke on you Iater.
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Here's the thing. We've thrown
a very formaI surprise party for you.
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-Your friends are in there, and your parents.
-No!
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-Yes! Yes!
-No.
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Oh, no! My parents have never
seen me drunk.
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That they know of.
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We'II get you some coffee.
They'II never know that you're drunk.
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-You promise?
-I'II take care of it.
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I Iove you so much.
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Okay, we have to do something
about your breath.
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What about your breath?
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That's stiII yours.
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Now remember,
it's a surprise party.
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So when you go in, act surprised.
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Ready?
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Surprise!
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Okay, forward. Forward.
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Stop!
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Okay, back-- Stop!
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Okay, for-- Stop!
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Stop! Stop!
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Ross, just forget about it.
The guy's got you totaIIy wedged in.
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-Is this yours?
-No, it's mine! It's mine.
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Dude, you so need this car.
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Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
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I'II break into this minivan,
put it in neutraI.
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You push it forward
so Ross can drive out of the spot.
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AII right. Here we go.
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HauI ass!
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Happy 30th birthday! Here.
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It's for the chiId in you.
And the woman.
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Happy 30th!
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Right. Why do you keep saying that?
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Because it's our 30th birthday.
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Yeah, no, we're not 30.
We're 31 . Okay.
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Wait.
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Oh, it's you.
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Yeah. What?
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Yeah, we're not 30. We're 31 .
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That's what it says
on my birth certificate.
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You have a birth certificate?
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I got a big box of famiIy stuff
when my mom died.
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Our mom.
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Right. Okay.
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-Do you have mine?
-No, I soId it to a Swedish runaway.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, we are 31 !
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Yeah.
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I just Iost a whoIe year of my Iife.
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Okay.
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-Your middIe name is PameIa?
-Yes.
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I never knew mine.
Do you remember what it is?
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Yes. Phoebe.
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-That's my first name.
-Right. Okay. Then, no.
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We made it across the room.
You're doing great.
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What's going on?
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Monica's a IittIe drunk.
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Yeah! I Iove drunk Monica.
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Oh, she's so much more fun
than reguIar Monica.
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She doesn't want her parents to know.
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AII right, aII right.
Here's what we'II do.
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I'II get twice as drunk,
then no one wiII even notice her.
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-Drunk Phoebe's mean.
-Okay, you watch your tone with me!
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What's going on?
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Monica's wasted.
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Maybe that wiII Iiven up this party.
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WiII you just heIp her get changed?
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Taking care of a drunk, naked woman
seems Iike a job for Joey.
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This one's from me.
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It wasn't on your Iist,
but it's reaIIy fun.
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A scooter.
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Stick to the Iist.
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AIways stick to the Iist.
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No, no, I Iove it. Thank you.
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Open ours next! Open ours next!
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Now that you're a coupIe,
we don't get two gifts?
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For my Iast birthday,
you gave me a hug.
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Read the card! Read the card!
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''Happy birthday, Grandma.
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It's better to be over the hiII...
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...than buried under it.
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AII our Iove, Monica and ChandIer.''
That's funny.
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No, no. That was a joke.
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I know, I get it. It's funny.
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Because you're not a grandma.
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To be a grandma, you have to
be married and have chiIdren.
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I don't have any of those things.
That's why it's so funny.
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I'm just gonna go....
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AII you had to do was buy the card.
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Hey, Iook who's back.
It's the birthday girI.
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How's the birthday girI feeIing?
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WeII, I feeI fine, but I think
you're bumming out the rest of the kids.
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It was stupid to get upset about
not having a husband and kids.
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AII I reaIIy needed was a pIan.
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See, I want three kids.
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And you want to have them aII at the
same time and have them for your brother.
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As I was saying....
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I shouId have the first one
by the time I'm 35.
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Which gives me five years.
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I Iove this pIan. I'm gonna marry this pIan.
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If you couId do that,
I'd marry the Hippity Hop.
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If I want a kid when I'm 35, I don't
have to get pregnant untiI I'm 34.
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Which gives Prada four years
to start making maternity cIothes.
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But I want to be married
for a year before I get pregnant.
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ReaIIy? That Iong?
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Look aII you want, it's happening.
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I don't have to get married untiI
I'm 33. That's three whoIe years.
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Wait a minute, though.
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I'II need a year and a haIf
to pIan the wedding.
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And I'd Iike to know the guy
for a year, year and a haIf...
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...before we get engaged.
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Which means I need to meet the guy
by the time I'm 30.
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Which is fine
because you just turned...
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...28!
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No, Ross. No, it is not fine.
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I shouId aIready be with
the guy I'm gonna marry.
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WiII you quit hogging it?
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I'm teIIing you, it's Iike
watching Bambi Iearn how to waIk.
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You're drunk.
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Mom and Dad are gonna be mad.
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Maybe I'm a IittIe drunk.
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Are those crab cakes?
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Did I not teII you to come straight to me
when more crab cakes were ready?
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How you feeIing?
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You are so handsome.
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I want to make Iove to you
right here, right now.
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I reaIIy wish that you wouIdn't.
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Just get through a IittIe bit more,
then we can put you in bed.
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Just smiIe and don't taIk to anyone.
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Speech, speech!
Let's hear from the birthday girI.
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Pheebs!
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See, everybody's Iooking at me.
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The pIan's working.
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I didn't even have to
take off my top yet.
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Speech. Come on, speech!
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You can't keep your hands off her
for one second.
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I think it's nice.
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I think it's necessary.
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I want to thank you aII for coming.
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My famiIy and...
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...my friends.
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I'd reaIIy Iike to say that I'm....
244
00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:11,273
You know what I'd reaIIy Iike to say?
245
00:17:12,009 --> 00:17:13,704
I'm drunk!
246
00:17:16,314 --> 00:17:18,179
That's right, Mom and Dad.
247
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:21,783
Your IittIe Harmomica is hammered.
248
00:17:24,322 --> 00:17:25,311
And guess what?
249
00:17:25,556 --> 00:17:27,547
I've been drunk before.
250
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:30,917
And I've smoked a cigarette.
251
00:17:32,129 --> 00:17:35,826
And I've had a box of Ding Dongs
hidden in my underwear drawer.
252
00:17:38,069 --> 00:17:40,731
It's aII okay.
It's okay because...
253
00:17:41,005 --> 00:17:42,870
...I turned 30 today.
254
00:17:43,908 --> 00:17:46,536
And I can do anything I want.
255
00:17:47,044 --> 00:17:49,877
Because I am a grownup.
256
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,416
Okay, quick. HeIp me get this off.
257
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:03,927
I Iost a whoIe year.
258
00:18:04,128 --> 00:18:06,756
I can't beIieve it.
This is so unfair!
259
00:18:06,964 --> 00:18:08,932
Come on, Pheebs, it'II be okay.
260
00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:10,430
WiII it? WiII it?
261
00:18:11,769 --> 00:18:14,431
How wouId you feeI if
you found out you were 31 ?
262
00:18:14,639 --> 00:18:18,473
That's not gonna happen.
Because we have a new deaI.
263
00:18:19,777 --> 00:18:21,904
PIus, it ruined my scheduIe.
264
00:18:22,113 --> 00:18:26,140
I haven't done any of the things
I wanted to do by the time I was 31 .
265
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:30,650
-Like what?
-Like I haven't met any Portuguese peopIe.
266
00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:33,481
I haven't had the perfect kiss.
267
00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:35,954
And I haven't been to sniper schooI.
268
00:18:37,995 --> 00:18:41,158
Why don't we go and
have some birthday cake.
269
00:18:41,532 --> 00:18:45,628
I just feeI Iike being by myseIf for a whiIe.
See you guys Iater. Thanks.
270
00:18:47,805 --> 00:18:49,170
Poor Pheebs.
271
00:18:49,807 --> 00:18:53,334
Hey, you know what, you guys? I think
I'm gonna waIk her home.
272
00:18:56,747 --> 00:18:59,307
-Oh, man.
-What?
273
00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,508
He's gonna eat the cake.
274
00:19:03,354 --> 00:19:04,719
Pheebs!
275
00:19:05,189 --> 00:19:06,520
Listen, I....
276
00:19:07,391 --> 00:19:08,483
CIose your eyes.
277
00:19:21,672 --> 00:19:24,106
That's one thing you can
cross off your Iist.
278
00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:27,677
Oh, yeah.
279
00:19:29,714 --> 00:19:32,478
PIus, I'm one-sixteenth Portuguese.
280
00:19:36,687 --> 00:19:38,780
Okay, is everybody cIear?
281
00:19:39,023 --> 00:19:41,014
We're gonna pick it up...
282
00:19:43,127 --> 00:19:44,560
...and move it.
283
00:19:45,763 --> 00:19:50,223
AII we need is teamwork.
We're gonna Iift the car...
284
00:19:51,035 --> 00:19:53,230
...and sIide it out.
285
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,301
Lift...
286
00:19:57,575 --> 00:19:59,440
...and sIide.
287
00:19:59,944 --> 00:20:02,708
-Ross, I reaIIy don't think this--
-Lift...
288
00:20:03,814 --> 00:20:06,078
...and sIide.
289
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:10,284
AII right. Come on, dogs,
Iet's Iift this sucker.
290
00:20:11,055 --> 00:20:15,151
Oh, unIess you're scared.
LittIe weakIings scared?
291
00:20:15,326 --> 00:20:16,725
Good teamwork.
292
00:20:17,661 --> 00:20:20,186
-Okay, here we go.
-AII right, everyone.
293
00:20:20,431 --> 00:20:22,058
Lift...
294
00:20:25,903 --> 00:20:27,928
...and sIide.
295
00:20:32,076 --> 00:20:35,944
-Hey, Joey--
-Come on, Rach, my turn just started.
296
00:20:37,314 --> 00:20:39,407
ActuaIIy, I just want to taIk to Tag.
297
00:20:39,617 --> 00:20:42,609
Oh, okay.
Hey, can I ride this outside?
298
00:20:42,853 --> 00:20:44,912
Whatever. I'm not your mother.
299
00:20:45,923 --> 00:20:47,618
Not in the street!
300
00:20:51,328 --> 00:20:55,560
-Are you feeIing any better?
-Yeah, I'm doing okay. I'm....
301
00:20:56,967 --> 00:20:58,264
Let's taIk.
302
00:21:00,538 --> 00:21:02,028
What's up?
303
00:21:02,273 --> 00:21:03,865
Oh, Tag....
304
00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:08,534
You're such a great guy.
And we have so much fun together.
305
00:21:08,746 --> 00:21:09,974
-But I--
-Wait.
306
00:21:10,948 --> 00:21:12,916
I think I see where you're going.
307
00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:16,847
But before you say anything eIse,
can I say one more thing?
308
00:21:25,362 --> 00:21:26,727
WeII said.
309
00:21:29,099 --> 00:21:32,364
And a good exampIe of the fun
I was referring to.
310
00:21:33,737 --> 00:21:38,731
But I think I'm past the point
where I can just have fun.
311
00:21:38,943 --> 00:21:42,470
RacheI, don't do this. This is just
because you're turning 30.
312
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,170
Yeah, it is.
313
00:21:44,982 --> 00:21:48,247
But you're just a kid.
I mean, you're 25.
314
00:21:48,953 --> 00:21:51,251
-Twenty-four, actuaIIy.
-Oh, God.
315
00:21:53,757 --> 00:21:58,660
You know what I wish?
I wish you were six years oIder.
316
00:21:58,896 --> 00:22:03,299
WeII, if I'm wishing for stuff,
I actuaIIy wish I was six years younger.
317
00:22:04,335 --> 00:22:07,099
-Me too.
-Yeah. Sorry.
318
00:22:16,146 --> 00:22:17,477
Hey, how'd it go?
319
00:22:18,983 --> 00:22:23,545
If I onIy want two kids,
can I keep him for another year?
320
00:22:24,989 --> 00:22:26,820
You did the right thing.
321
00:22:31,362 --> 00:22:33,557
I don't Iike this anymore.
322
00:22:38,135 --> 00:22:41,627
WeII, here we are.
Just a bunch of 30-year-oIds.
323
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:47,140
Do you reaIize in 1 0 years
we're gonna be 40?
324
00:22:50,514 --> 00:22:52,038
Why, God?
325
00:22:52,316 --> 00:22:54,944
Why are you doing this to us?
326
00:23:02,393 --> 00:23:05,453
Yes! My baby's finaIIy free.
327
00:23:05,663 --> 00:23:06,994
AII right!
328
00:23:07,798 --> 00:23:09,663
Start it up. Let's go!
329
00:23:18,676 --> 00:23:20,200
How hot are we?
330
00:23:28,018 --> 00:23:29,986
You want to buy a car?
331
00:23:39,964 --> 00:23:40,953
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