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Bye-bye.
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I just got us reservations
at MicheIIe's...
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...and tickets to The Music Man
to ceIebrate...
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...our first hoIiday season
as a betrothed coupIe.
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-''Betrothed.''
-Betrothed coupIe.
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-Hey!
-Hi!
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Pheebs?
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SkuII?
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Yeah, it's my mom's.
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Oh, my God!
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No, no, no. It's not my mom.
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It beIonged to my mom.
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She used to put it out
every Christmas...
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...to remind us that even though
it's Christmas, peopIe stiII die.
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And you can put candy in it.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Licorice?
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Sure.
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-I get Ben for the hoIidays this year.
-That's great!
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-Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
-Nope.
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I mean,
I know Susan does every year...
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...but I want to take this year
to teach him about Hanukkah.
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And maybe I couId teach Ben...
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...about the Christmas skuII
and how peopIe die.
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You may need to use this year
to teach Ben about Phoebe.
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Hey.
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-Did you know he was in there?
-No.
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-How Iong have we been home?
-About haIf an hour.
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LoveIy.
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The One With The HoIiday ArmadiIIo
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You know what I was thinking?
When we get married, are you gonna...
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...change your Iast name to ''Bing''?
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No.
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Why not?
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''Bing'' is weird.
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Yeah, I know what you mean. GeIIar!
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Oh, hey, you guys.
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Guess what. My IandIord just caIIed.
My apartment's gonna be ready soon.
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So I guess I'II be moving out.
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Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you.
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Yes, you wiII be very sad.
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-I gotta go teII RacheI the good news.
-You guys are gonna Iive together again?
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-Yeah, why not?
-She's just having so much fun with Joey...
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...I just assumed she'd stiII
be Iiving with him.
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Why do you think she's having
so much fun Iiving with Joey?
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No reason, except she...
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...toId me.
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ReaIIy? She said she didn't want
to Iive with me?
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No. No, she didn't say that.
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I think you shouId taIk to Monica now.
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Phoebe, don't worry. I'm sure
she wants to Iive with you.
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You're sure?
You're absoIuteIy sure?
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No, but I'II bet she probabIy does.
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Oh, probabIy?
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I don't Iike that word.
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I know what ''probabIy'' reaIIy means.
Yeah, yeah.
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''Oh, your mom
probabIy won't kiII herseIf.''
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You know, ''No, the funeraI director
probabIy won't hit on you.''
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''Yeah, that nice coupIe probabIy
wiII adopt you.'' Okay, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry,
but I'm not hanging aII my hopes...
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...of RacheI and I Iiving together
on ''probabIy.''
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You gotta take care of yourseIf
in this worId.
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History teaches us nothing.
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''Bing'' doesn't seem so weird now,
does it?
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Great, you're home.
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Guess what Phoebe got me
for Christmas.
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-Drums?
-No, drums!
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Hi, couId we get
two burritos to go, pIease?
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I'm sorry. But not that sorry,
because you don't have to Iive with it.
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We have a reservation under
the name ChandIer Bing.
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Okay, we'II have a tabIe for you
in about 45 minutes.
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Forty-five minutes? We have tickets
to The Music Man at 8.
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I'm sorry.
Christmas is a very busy time, sir.
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Is this because of the burrito thing?
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-You need to give him money.
-Give him money? It was a joke!
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No. To get a tabIe. PIaces Iike this
are aIways shaking you down.
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-Everybody wants a payoff.
-AII right, caIm down, O'MaIIey.
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-I'II sIip him some money.
-But you've got to be smooth about it.
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Hey, I can be smooth.
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We're in a bit of a hurry,
so if you couId get us a tabIe...
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...a IittIe quicker, I'd appreciate it.
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-Of course, sir.
-Okay.
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-How'd it go?
-Had the money in the wrong hand.
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Hey. You don't feeI...
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-...Iike you're gonna throw up, do you?
-No.
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WeII, I do. So Iet's....
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So, Ben, you....
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You know what hoIiday is coming up,
don't you?
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Christmas.
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Yeah, and you know what
other hoIiday is coming up?
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Christmas Eve.
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Yes, but aIso....
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Hanukkah!
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See, you're part Jewish,
and Hanukkah is a Jewish hoIiday.
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Santa has reindeers that can fIy.
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Right, but on Hanukkah--
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Hanukkah is a ceIebration
of a miracIe.
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See, years and years ago, there were
these peopIe caIIed the Maccabees.
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Okay, that's right. Yes...
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...but on Hanukkah, we sing:
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Okay, it's not a contest.
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When is Santa coming?
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How about this year,
instead of Santa...
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...we have fun ceIebrating Hanukkah?
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No Santa?
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Was I bad?
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No. Oh, no, no. Hey, you weren't bad.
You've been very good, Ben.
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-Santa's mad at me.
-No, hey, hey, come on.
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Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay?
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You're his favorite IittIe guy.
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So Santa's coming?
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Yes!
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Santa's coming.
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WiII he bring me an ant farm?
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WiII you keep it at Mommy's?
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-Okay.
-Then sure!
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Maybe this sIipping-him-money thing
is not gonna work.
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Maybe we shouId just wait.
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You're the one who said you wouId die
if you didn't see Music Man.
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I didn't say ''die.''
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I said ''cry.''
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It's easy. Just keep it casuaI.
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Give him a kind word,
shake his hand and give him the money.
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-How do you know so much about this?
-I don't know.
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Richard used to do it, didn't he?
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We'd be eating our soup right now.
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Mustached bastard.
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Okay, those peopIe just Ieft. Come on.
Quick, give him the money.
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Excuse me.
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We're in a bit of a hurry.
Can we...?
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So you Iike the drums.
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That's great.
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You know, I was worried that
they wouId create maybe...
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...an unbearabIe Iiving situation.
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But, okay, weII, apparentIy not.
So, yay!
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Hey, Pheebs,
we aIready Iearned a song.
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Ready? One, two, three, four.
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TequiIa!
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That's fun.
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Here you go.
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Thank you, Gunther.
Put her there.
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DefiniteIy not easier with coins.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you.
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-Hey, Pheebs.
-Hey.
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Here. Now I onIy owe you 49.50.
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Hey, Pheebs...
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...if you want to get Joey a Christmas
present that disrupts the entire buiIding...
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...why not get him something more subtIe...
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...Iike a wrecking baII...
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...or a viaI of smaIIpox
to reIease in the haIIway?
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It's not just the drum noise.
Every five minutes...
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...Joey throws his sticks
in the air...
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...and I have to hear:
''Oh, my eye! Oh, God, my eye!''
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-I mean, it is so annoying.
-Yes, thank you.
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You see, this is how normaI peopIe
are supposed to react to drums.
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Phoebe, you got Joey drums
to annoy RacheI...
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...so she wouIdn't want
to Iive there anymore?
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Maybe on some IeveI.
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Joey, you know that you couId just
not throw the sticks up in the air.
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What is rock 'n' roII about that?
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Hey, Joey, I got you another present.
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HoId it!
Before you teII me what it is....
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Okay, what is it?
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It's a...
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...tarantuIa!
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God, RacheI, I'm sorry.
What was I thinking...
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...giving Joey this big, gross,
scary spider...
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...in such a poorIy constructed cage?
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What are you taIking about?
I Iove them.
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I had a tarantuIa when I was a kid.
But it died because my cat ate it.
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And then my cat died.
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But, Joey, isn't this cooI?
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Is it on me?
I feeI Iike it's on me. I got--
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Oh, isn't that adorabIe?
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Joey is afraid of the tarantuIa.
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He's so adorabIe.
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God, he's just so much fun.
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Joey's the best.
I'm gIad you're having so much fun here.
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Wait a minute.
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What's the matter?
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Our apartment is ready.
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And that makes you angry because...?
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Because you'd rather
Iive here with Joey.
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-Where did you get that?
-Monica and ChandIer...
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...said that you were having
so much fun here...
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...and apparentIy no amount of drums
or tarantuIa is gonna change that.
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Phoebe,
did you get aII this stuff for Joey...
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...to try and drive me out
of the apartment?
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You might as weII have just
gotten him a fish.
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You know how fish freak me out.
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Fish.
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But it wouIdn't have mattered.
You and I are gonna Iive together.
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We're roommates.
That's the deaI.
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Yes, but I wanted you to want
to Iive with me.
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But, okay, if you're having
so much fun over here--
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It's so much more fun with you.
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-We did have fun, didn't we?
-We had so much fun.
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Remember the time we were pIaying
with the SuperBaII...
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...and we accidentaIIy threw it through
the window and it broke?
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I remember paying for the window,
but I don't remember how it broke.
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Yeah, stuff Iike that.
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WeII, anyway, they say, if we want,
we couId see it tonight.
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-I wouId Iove to.
-Yay, okay!
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-Good, good, good.
-Great. AII right. Good.
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And Monica asked me
to make the drumming stop.
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Done.
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HeIIo, sir.
You here to return those pants?
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No, these are my pants.
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Okay.
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-How can I heIp you?
-Do you have a Santa outfit Ieft?
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Two days before Christmas?
Sorry, man.
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-Did you try Costume City?
-Yeah, I've tried everywhere.
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-PIease, pIease. I mean, I'II pay extra.
-Sorry. But...
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...I do have 74 of them
coming back on the 26th.
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Okay, Iook.
Do you have anything Christmas-y?
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I promised my son, and I reaIIy
don't want to disappoint him.
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Come on, you gotta have something.
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I'm the HoIiday ArmadiIIo!
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I'm a friend of Santa's...
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...and he sent me here to wish you...
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...a merry Christmas!
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What happened to Santa,
HoIiday ArmadiIIo?
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Santa was unavaiIabIe...
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...so cIose to Christmas.
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Come in, have a seat.
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You must be exhausted,
coming aII the way from Texas.
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-Texas?
-That's right, Ben.
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I'm Santa's representative...
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...for aII the Southern states.
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And Mexico!
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But Santa sent me here...
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...to give you these presents, Ben.
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Maybe the Iady wiII heIp me
with these presents.
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Wow, thanks!
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You're weIcome, Ben.
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Merry Christmas.
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And happy Hanukkah!
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Are you for Hanukkah too?
Because I'm part Jewish.
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You are? Me too.
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Because armadiIIos
aIso wandered in the desert?
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You want to wander in the haII?
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Hey, Ben!
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What if the HoIiday ArmadiIIo...
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...toId you aII about
the FestivaI of Lights?
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CooI!
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Come on, Ben.
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Years and years ago...
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...there were these peopIe caIIed...
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-...the Maccabees!
-Ho, ho, ho!
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Merry Christmas!
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-Santa!
-Hey!
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What are you doing here, Santa?
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WeII, I'm here to see
my oId buddy Ben.
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What are you doing here...
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...Weird TurtIe Man?
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I'm the HoIiday ArmadiIIo...
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...your part-Jewish friend.
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You sent me here
to give Ben some presents.
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Remember?
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What?
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00:16:18,523 --> 00:16:20,718
Did you bring me any presents, Santa?
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You bet I did, Ben.
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Put her there.
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00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:34,196
WeII, it wouId have worked this time
if his hands weren't so damn smaII.
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00:16:36,774 --> 00:16:39,368
Ho, ho, ho!
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00:16:39,544 --> 00:16:41,512
Ben, why don't you come open
more presents.
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Santa, the armadiIIo and I
wiII have a taIk in the kitchen.
268
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There's a sentence
I never thought I'd say.
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What are you doing?
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You caIIed everyone and said you were
having troubIe finding a Santa costume...
271
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...so I borrowed one
from a guy at work.
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Thank you, but you gotta Ieave.
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-Why?
-Because...
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...I'm finaIIy getting him excited
about Hanukkah...
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...and you're wrecking it.
276
00:17:06,237 --> 00:17:10,264
But I didn't get to shake my beIIy
Iike a bowIfuI of jeIIy.
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00:17:13,477 --> 00:17:17,243
I'm sorry, ChandIer,
but this is reaIIy important to me.
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Fine, I'II give the suit back.
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Hey, you think you can keep it
another night?
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Santa? ReaIIy?
281
00:17:30,595 --> 00:17:31,892
Yeah, is that okay?
282
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Did your dad ever dress up Iike Santa?
283
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-No.
-Then it's okay!
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Okay, Ben. Santa has to go.
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Say goodbye.
286
00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:48,304
No, why does he have to go?
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00:17:48,546 --> 00:17:52,812
Because if Santa and the HoIiday...
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...ArmadiIIo...
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...are ever in the same room
for too Iong...
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...the universe wiII impIode!
291
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Merry Christmas!
292
00:18:08,232 --> 00:18:12,032
No, why can't the armadiIIo Ieave?
I want Santa.
293
00:18:14,472 --> 00:18:16,167
Fine, I give up. Santa--
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00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:18,931
Santa can stay!
295
00:18:20,878 --> 00:18:21,867
WeII, I'II stay...
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...but onIy because I want to hear
about Hanukkah.
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00:18:26,584 --> 00:18:29,018
Ben, wiII you sit here with Santa...
298
00:18:29,253 --> 00:18:31,380
...and Iearn about Hanukkah?
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00:18:31,589 --> 00:18:33,682
Okay, Santa.
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00:18:34,592 --> 00:18:36,219
-Thank you.
-You're weIcome.
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AII right, it's time...
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00:18:38,763 --> 00:18:42,028
...for the story of Hanukkah.
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Years and years ago...
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...there were these peopIe
caIIed the Maccabees!
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00:18:49,006 --> 00:18:51,031
Merry Christmas!
306
00:19:00,317 --> 00:19:04,344
Oh, wow, Iook at this pIace!
307
00:19:06,590 --> 00:19:08,717
Oh, this is terribIe.
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00:19:08,926 --> 00:19:10,359
They've made so many changes...
309
00:19:10,528 --> 00:19:13,929
...I can't even feeI
my grandmother's presence anymore.
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00:19:14,532 --> 00:19:16,625
Oh, new sconces!
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00:19:17,635 --> 00:19:19,364
-Oh, my God!
-What?
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00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:23,632
Okay, remember how you toId me
that your grandmother put up that waII...
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00:19:23,908 --> 00:19:26,069
-...to make that into two bedrooms?
-Yeah.
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00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:28,574
And that the IandIord
might find out...
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-...and then tear it down?
-Yeah?
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00:19:31,649 --> 00:19:34,049
Do you reaIIy not know
where I'm going with this?
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00:19:35,453 --> 00:19:37,944
No, of course I do. What?
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It Ieft. It's one huge room.
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Oh, no!
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00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:47,857
Wow!
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00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:49,857
See?
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00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:52,735
I guess we'II just have to
put the waII back up.
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00:19:52,937 --> 00:19:57,237
-You can't, because of the new skyIight.
-There's a skyIight?
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Wow!
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00:20:00,244 --> 00:20:03,372
So, what shouId we do?
ShouId we start Iooking for a new pIace?
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00:20:07,084 --> 00:20:08,381
You know, I'm sensing...
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00:20:08,652 --> 00:20:12,520
...that my grandmother
wouId not be comfortabIe with that.
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00:20:14,358 --> 00:20:15,518
Oh, yeah?
329
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,388
Starting to feeI her again there,
are we?
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00:20:19,363 --> 00:20:21,024
-A IittIe bit. Yeah.
-Yeah.
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00:20:22,299 --> 00:20:26,201
Pheebs, is your grandmother maybe saying
that you shouId Iive here aIone?
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00:20:26,403 --> 00:20:28,598
You heard it too? You have the gift.
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00:20:30,407 --> 00:20:32,398
Phoebe, it's okay.
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00:20:32,576 --> 00:20:34,567
I Iike Iiving with Joey.
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00:20:34,979 --> 00:20:37,277
-Are you sure?
-PIease. I hate packing...
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00:20:37,481 --> 00:20:38,880
...it's cIoser to work.
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00:20:39,116 --> 00:20:41,050
And we do have fun.
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00:20:42,253 --> 00:20:45,745
AIthough, I'm reaIIy gonna miss
Iiving with you.
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00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:48,558
-Oh, me too.
-I know.
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00:20:50,194 --> 00:20:51,559
Oh, wait. Did you hear that?
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00:20:51,729 --> 00:20:54,289
Listen. I'm getting something
from your grandmother.
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00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:58,193
She said that since you get to keep
the one-bedroom apartment...
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00:20:58,402 --> 00:21:01,565
...you shouId give RacheI
the purpIe chair.
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00:21:04,241 --> 00:21:06,402
No, I do not hear that.
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00:21:07,411 --> 00:21:09,845
Oh, no, wait a minute. Oh, okay.
346
00:21:10,014 --> 00:21:15,145
She didn't say ''chair,'' she said ''share.'' You
shouId share the one-bedroom apartment.
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00:21:15,319 --> 00:21:17,844
Oh, the purpIe chair.
No, yeah, I heard that.
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00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:24,018
And the miracIe was that
that IittIe bit of oiI...
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...that shouId have Iasted
just one day, burned for....
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-Eight whoIe days.
-That's right.
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And that's why we ceIebrate
Hanukkah today. The end.
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00:21:34,505 --> 00:21:36,473
-Awesome.
-Yeah.
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00:21:36,907 --> 00:21:37,896
My favorite part...
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00:21:38,075 --> 00:21:42,535
...was when Superman
fIew aII the Jews out of Egypt.
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00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:50,386
The armadiIIo was actuaIIy
not so thriIIed about that part.
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00:21:52,957 --> 00:21:56,222
Why is Santa kissing Aunt Monica?
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00:21:56,460 --> 00:22:01,261
Because Aunt Monica
was very, very good this year.
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00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:05,435
Okay, Ben, it's time to Iight...
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00:22:05,669 --> 00:22:08,604
...the Hanukkah candIes!
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00:22:17,648 --> 00:22:18,910
Hey.
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00:22:19,316 --> 00:22:23,377
Wow! Looks Iike the Easter Bunny's
funeraI in here.
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00:22:25,956 --> 00:22:28,789
Come on, come on.
We're Iighting the candIes.
363
00:22:33,597 --> 00:22:35,462
I understand why Superman is here...
364
00:22:35,633 --> 00:22:39,228
...but why is there a porcupine
at the Easter Bunny's funeraI?
365
00:22:46,410 --> 00:22:48,935
-Did you get it?
-I got it.
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00:22:49,113 --> 00:22:50,978
Is it back in the cage?
367
00:22:52,249 --> 00:22:54,217
It's back in the cage.
368
00:22:54,618 --> 00:22:56,245
Is the cage cIosed?
369
00:22:57,988 --> 00:23:01,822
Joey, wiII you just come out here
and stop being such a baby!
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00:23:17,207 --> 00:23:18,196
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