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-I'm ready.
-You sure?
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Let me just straighten out
your heImet there.
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-Thanks, Daddy.
-No, no. One daddy, two mommies.
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-AII right, it's aII yours.
-Okay, okay.
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There you go, there you go.
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Wow, Ben's first big-kid's bike.
This is so exciting!
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Oh, yeah, I remember mine.
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It was my sixth birthday.
I went to the park...
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-...and I got on it, and it bent.
-Yeah.
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-I never had a bike of my own.
-What?
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We didn't have a Iot of money.
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But the girI across the street
had the best bike.
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It was pink, and it had rainbow-coIored
tasseIs hanging off the handIes...
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...and a beII
and this big, white wicker basket...
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...with those
pIastic daisies stuck on.
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That sounds Iike my first bike.
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My dad gave me his oId one.
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-Did the girI ever Iet you ride it?
-No.
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But she gave me the box
that it came in.
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It had a picture of the bike
on the front.
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So I wouId sit on it, and my stepdad
wouId drag me around the backyard.
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That is so unfair.
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Not reaIIy, I got
to drag him around too.
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The One With AII the Candy
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Hey, what are you guys doing?
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Making candy for the neighbors.
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I'm sorry, who?
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I'm gonna hang
a basket on the door.
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When the neighbors waIk by,
they can take a piece.
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-But we don't know the neighbors.
-I do.
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There's, Iet's see,
the guy with the mustache...
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...smokes-a-Iot Iady,
some kids I've seen...
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...and a red-haired guy
who does not Iike to be caIIed Rusty.
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Oh, I know that guy.
He aIso doesn't Iike it when you say:
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''Back off, Howdy Doody. I'm engaged.''
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You got hit on by Firebeard?
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See, this is exactIy why
I'm making this candy.
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We can get to know our neighbors.
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WouIdn't it be easier
if we just moved?
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Good morning!
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-Somebody's in a good mood.
-WeII, why shouIdn't I be?
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I have great friends.
I have a wonderfuI job--
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Where you can make out
with your assistant.
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It's not a big deaI.
45
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We stayed up aII night creating a pIan
so that us dating won't be a probIem.
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Oh, yeah? What's the pIan?
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We-- We are not...
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...going to Iet it...
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...be a probIem.
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It took you aII night
to come up with that pIan?
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WeII, you know,
we did other stuff too.
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Did you two...?
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Oh, I don't sIeep with guys
on the first date.
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-Matt Wire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wise--
-Anymore!
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Hi, Tag, I have a conference caII
today, is that correct?
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-Yes, at 4.
-Okay, thank you, that'II be aII.
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Wait, wait.
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Did you see that?
He had no idea...
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...there was something
going on between us.
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-I'd better get back to my desk.
-Okay, hard worker.
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I'II put that in your evaIuation.
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-My what?
-You've been here for two months now.
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And your boss is required to hand in
a performance evaIuation.
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But you know, there is one thing
that I have yet to evaIuate.
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-Are you serious?
-No, I've just aIways wanted to do that.
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Can you heIp me cIean this up?
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-I'm excited to see if anyone ate my candy.
-Me too!
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-You don't have to do that.
-Thanks.
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The basket is totaIIy empty!
The neighbors ate it aII!
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WeII, either that or....
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No. Not even Joey couId eat that much.
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LittIe refresher, popcorn shrimp night.
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Joey!
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Yeah?
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-Did you eat aII the neighbor candy?
-That was the pIan.
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When I got to it,
there was onIy a few pieces Ieft.
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They've come by aII day.
They Iove it.
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They Iove my candy?
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-Oh, man, I gotta go make more.
-Hey, Mon.
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Make some more Iasagna too. Something
might have happened to a chunk of it.
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Ross, the neighbors ate aII my candy.
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Mine stoIe my newspaper.
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It's Iike a crime wave.
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Pheebs, you got a second?
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Sure.
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Ever since you toId me
about that bike...
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...I couIdn't stop thinking about it.
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I mean, everyone shouId have
a first bike, you know? So....
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Oh, my God, Ross!
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-You Iike it?
-I Iove it!
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-Yeah?
-Oh, oh, God--
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And I Iove you.
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Not that way.
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But the bike got you a Iot cIoser.
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WeII, take it downstairs.
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You know, give it a test drive.
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Okay. Oh, my God.
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My first bike!
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Thank you for the best present
I've ever gotten.
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You're weIcome.
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Oh, and ChandIer's about to cry.
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Am not.
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Hey, dude, it's okay. It kind of...
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...got to me a IittIe too.
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I'm just so gIad I couId make her happy.
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Thanks. I'm gIad I'm not aIone on this.
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-Yeah, you are.
-Yeah, you are.
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Who is that?
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Don't worry, I'm brave.
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I-- I am brave.
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No, no, no, no!
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Can you teII me who is there, pIease?
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My name's Gary. I Iive upstairs.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-Do you know what time it is?
-It's candy time.
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My roommate says they taste
Iike IittIe drops of heaven.
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Oh, pIease.
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Did you hear that?
''LittIe drops of heaven.''
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Four a.m.
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So can I get some candy?
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I am sorry, but some of us
have to get up earIy and go to work.
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He does not know
that I am not ''some of us.''
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-He can hear me, can't he?
-Yeah.
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I'm sorry, but I'II put some out
in the morning.
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Okay, I'II swing by Iater.
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You Iive in this buiIding?
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Seems Iike I'd remember you.
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Night, Gar.
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Is there anybody in this buiIding
that does not hit on you?
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Smokes-a-Iot Iady.
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Oh, wait, that is not true.
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So did you read your evaIuation yet?
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No, it was marked ''confidentiaI.''
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I just sent it to human resources.
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PIease, you're kidding, right?
I wrote that one as a joke for you.
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A joke they wouId appreciate?
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I'm thinking, no.
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-What did you say?
-I said you were a good kisser...
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...and that I Iiked your
teeny, tiny tushy.
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No, not my tushy.
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It gets worse.
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About your initiative, I wrote:
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''He was abIe to unhook my bra
with minimaI supervision.''
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Under probIems with performance,
I wrote, ''Dear God, I hope not.''
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And then-- And then I drew
a IittIe smiIey face.
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And then a smaII pornographic sketch.
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That is so sweet of you
to get Phoebe that bike.
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When I heard the story,
I aImost cried.
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AImost cried, huh?
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Hear that, ChandIer? ''AImost'' cried.
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Hey, you cry every time
somebody taIks about Titanic.
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Those two had onIy each other.
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She reaIIy Iikes it, huh?
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Oh, yeah. I saw her
waIking it down the street.
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She had these fIowers in the basket.
It was so cute.
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I saw her this morning,
waIking it by the park.
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Wait, she was waIking the bike?
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Both times?
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-Hey, Pheebs.
-Oh, hi!
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00:10:02,113 --> 00:10:05,913
-Hey, so you enjoying the bike?
-Oh, so much.
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00:10:06,618 --> 00:10:11,715
Pheebs, you do know how
to ride a bike, don't you?
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00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,083
Of course.
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00:10:16,828 --> 00:10:18,261
Can we see you ride it?
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00:10:18,596 --> 00:10:20,086
Okay.
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00:10:34,579 --> 00:10:36,046
See?
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00:10:42,153 --> 00:10:44,951
I toId you not to get
invoIved with your assistant.
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00:10:45,156 --> 00:10:48,523
There's no such thing as a secret
when it comes to affairs.
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00:10:49,460 --> 00:10:51,519
Did you hear that, ChandIer?
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00:10:51,729 --> 00:10:53,697
No such thing.
170
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,096
What happened? I'm just eating candy.
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00:10:59,904 --> 00:11:03,704
Maybe it's not that bad. They might
not take it the way I meant it.
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00:11:03,942 --> 00:11:07,639
AbsoIuteIy, you know?
Because ''tushy'' can mean both ass...
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...and good worker.
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00:11:11,216 --> 00:11:13,309
I just gotta get the thing back.
175
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,553
Rach? That sketch you mentioned?
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00:11:15,753 --> 00:11:18,381
Might it have Iooked
a IittIe Iike this?
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00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:20,553
Oh, my God, Joey!
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00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,760
-What is the matter with you?
-God!
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00:11:26,364 --> 00:11:30,391
This IittIe taIent came in handy
before I couId afford porn.
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00:11:35,573 --> 00:11:40,010
Hi, I'm sorry. I know it's
after-hours, but I reaIIy need candy.
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00:11:40,311 --> 00:11:43,371
I'm sorry, I can't heIp you.
See? RuIes are ruIes.
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00:11:43,581 --> 00:11:46,573
PIease, I have peopIe coming
from out of town today.
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00:11:46,784 --> 00:11:49,651
-I toId them aII about your candy.
-You're kidding.
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00:11:49,887 --> 00:11:52,913
Out-of-towners, huh?
What did you teII them?
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00:11:53,124 --> 00:11:56,525
I toId them your candy
was absoIuteIy indescribabIe.
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Some peopIe have said it's ''IittIe
drops of heaven.'' But whatever.
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00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:06,359
-PIease, can't you heIp me out?
-Hey, ChandIer, do we know that Iady?
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00:12:06,571 --> 00:12:10,598
Isn't she the woman who Iives
beIow you and has sex reaIIy Ioud?
189
00:12:10,842 --> 00:12:13,037
AII right, I'II do it just this once.
190
00:12:13,311 --> 00:12:16,576
-But you can't teII anyone.
-PIease, just give it to me.
191
00:12:16,781 --> 00:12:18,942
Yeah, that's her.
192
00:12:19,784 --> 00:12:21,775
-Thank you.
-UnbeIievabIe!
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00:12:21,986 --> 00:12:24,420
I can't beIieve that sign didn't work.
194
00:12:24,622 --> 00:12:27,614
You know what wouId work?
Stop making candy.
195
00:12:28,559 --> 00:12:29,856
But they Iike it.
196
00:12:30,695 --> 00:12:32,128
You mean they Iike you.
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00:12:33,464 --> 00:12:34,522
Maybe.
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00:12:34,832 --> 00:12:38,097
Is that why you became a chef,
so peopIe wouId Iike you?
199
00:12:38,303 --> 00:12:42,364
You want to taIk about getting
peopIe to Iike you, huh, funny man?
200
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:55,314
Just remember everything
I taught you, and you'II be fine.
201
00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,283
Okay? Here we go.
202
00:12:57,488 --> 00:12:59,388
Ready, set--
203
00:12:59,557 --> 00:13:02,458
Wait, this seat
is reaIIy uncomfortabIe.
204
00:13:02,727 --> 00:13:05,821
Maybe before we start
we shouId just get another one.
205
00:13:06,064 --> 00:13:09,465
Perhaps Iike an airpIane seat,
or a beanbag chair!
206
00:13:10,401 --> 00:13:14,565
You can't get out of this.
You have to Iearn how to ride a bike.
207
00:13:14,772 --> 00:13:17,673
Why? Why do I have to Iearn?
208
00:13:18,676 --> 00:13:23,079
-WeII, in case of an emergency.
-What kind of emergency?
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00:13:23,281 --> 00:13:27,741
WeII, what if a man comes aIong
and puts a gun to your head and says:
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00:13:27,952 --> 00:13:30,614
''You ride this bike or I'II--
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00:13:30,922 --> 00:13:33,322
I'II shoot you.''
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00:13:33,758 --> 00:13:36,090
I wouId ring the beII to distract him.
213
00:13:36,294 --> 00:13:39,957
Then I wouId knock the gun away
with a Chinese throwing star.
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00:13:41,132 --> 00:13:44,363
Okay, Phoebe, just get on the bike...
215
00:13:44,635 --> 00:13:48,435
...and, hey, I'II hoId you up
and push you. Okay?
216
00:13:49,707 --> 00:13:51,334
You won't Iet go?
217
00:13:51,509 --> 00:13:52,806
-No.
-You swear?
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00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:54,272
I swear.
219
00:13:56,114 --> 00:13:57,945
-Okay.
-Come on.
220
00:14:00,485 --> 00:14:02,510
AII right, here we go. AII right?
221
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:03,778
-AII right.
-AII right?
222
00:14:03,988 --> 00:14:05,979
FeeI good?
AII right, try pedaIing.
223
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:09,353
That's it, you're doing great.
Yes, take controI.
224
00:14:09,594 --> 00:14:11,858
Yes, yes, yes!
225
00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:16,098
Oh, no!
226
00:14:17,835 --> 00:14:19,132
You swore!
227
00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:24,034
-I just thought you were doing so weII.
-I am shocked. Shocked!
228
00:14:28,646 --> 00:14:31,137
It's a Iegitimate Iearning technique.
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00:14:32,283 --> 00:14:33,648
Wow.
230
00:14:41,359 --> 00:14:46,558
Hey, there's some peopIe outside
asking about candy.
231
00:14:46,864 --> 00:14:50,197
They'II just have to wait, won't they?
I onIy got two hands!
232
00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:53,762
-Need some heIp?
-No, you don't know the system.
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00:14:53,971 --> 00:14:56,462
I don't need nobody messing
with the system!
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00:14:57,308 --> 00:15:01,369
By the way, the week before your
wedding, you may not see a Iot of me.
235
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Oh, heIIo, Iiar.
236
00:15:16,194 --> 00:15:20,028
Look, I'm reaIIy sorry
I Iet go of the bike.
237
00:15:20,298 --> 00:15:22,323
I couId've been kiIIed, you know.
238
00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:26,099
I know, I know.
239
00:15:27,705 --> 00:15:29,969
But can we pIease try it again?
240
00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:32,573
I mean, you were so cIose, Phoebe.
241
00:15:32,777 --> 00:15:35,337
WeII, I wouId Iove to...
242
00:15:36,113 --> 00:15:39,344
...but the bike got stoIen
and the poIice have no suspects.
243
00:15:45,790 --> 00:15:47,087
-Phoebe.
-What?
244
00:15:50,161 --> 00:15:52,026
What the heII?
245
00:15:53,531 --> 00:15:54,589
You know what?
246
00:15:54,799 --> 00:15:57,927
If you won't Iearn how to ride,
then I'm sorry...
247
00:15:58,135 --> 00:16:00,160
-...I have to take it back.
-What? Why?
248
00:16:00,338 --> 00:16:03,739
Because it's....
249
00:16:04,642 --> 00:16:08,009
It'd be Iike you having this guitar...
250
00:16:08,246 --> 00:16:10,009
...and never pIaying it.
251
00:16:10,281 --> 00:16:13,148
Okay, this guitar wants to be pIayed.
252
00:16:13,384 --> 00:16:16,478
And this bike wants to be ridden.
253
00:16:16,754 --> 00:16:18,984
And if you don't ride it...
254
00:16:19,257 --> 00:16:23,284
...you're kiIIing its spirit.
255
00:16:24,829 --> 00:16:26,660
The bike...
256
00:16:27,565 --> 00:16:29,260
...is dying.
257
00:16:33,304 --> 00:16:37,798
AII right. If you care enough
to make up that Ioad of crap, okay.
258
00:16:38,175 --> 00:16:39,699
Great, great.
259
00:16:42,146 --> 00:16:44,171
You're making the bike very happy.
260
00:16:44,382 --> 00:16:45,644
Okay, Ross.
261
00:16:48,553 --> 00:16:50,384
PIease don't die!
262
00:16:54,058 --> 00:16:56,549
To get the evaIuation
before they see it...
263
00:16:56,761 --> 00:17:01,323
...we gotta get into ZeIner's office.
He doesn't get in untiI 1 0.
264
00:17:01,532 --> 00:17:05,559
But his assistant, Betty, comes in
earIy to eat breakfast at her desk.
265
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:09,035
-That's kind of sad.
-Yeah, weII, Betty's kind of sad.
266
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:13,206
Which is why I beIieve I can Iure
her away with these chocoIates.
267
00:17:14,779 --> 00:17:16,872
WhiIe I distract her, you go in.
268
00:17:17,081 --> 00:17:18,446
-Got it.
-Let's roII.
269
00:17:20,017 --> 00:17:22,247
HeIIo, RacheI. You got a minute?
270
00:17:22,453 --> 00:17:25,786
Yeah, sure, Mr. ZeIner.
For you? Anything. Minute.
271
00:17:25,990 --> 00:17:27,821
Okay, great.
272
00:17:28,059 --> 00:17:29,651
Abort the pIan.
273
00:17:30,461 --> 00:17:33,123
ActuaIIy, I'd Iike to speak
to both of you.
274
00:17:33,564 --> 00:17:34,792
Okay.
275
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:40,360
WeII, can we get you anything,
Mr. ZeIner? Maybe some chocoIates.
276
00:17:41,906 --> 00:17:44,670
No, thanks,
but I'II give these to Betty.
277
00:17:46,677 --> 00:17:49,373
So I read your evaIuation of Tag.
278
00:17:49,647 --> 00:17:52,980
Or to use his fuII name,
Tag ''Sweet Cheeks'' Jones?
279
00:17:54,819 --> 00:17:56,980
Is something going on with you two?
280
00:17:58,489 --> 00:18:02,619
Oh, my God,
can you imagine if there was?
281
00:18:04,395 --> 00:18:07,956
I mean, what wouId happen exactIy?
282
00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:11,624
WeII, I'd be forced to fiIe a report.
283
00:18:11,836 --> 00:18:14,532
I'd have to consuIt
with the IegaI department.
284
00:18:14,772 --> 00:18:18,037
And your future at the company
wouId be in jeopardy.
285
00:18:19,176 --> 00:18:20,768
-WeII--
-Mr. ZeIner....
286
00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:23,640
I fiIIed in that evaIuation.
287
00:18:23,848 --> 00:18:25,179
-Oh, no--
-Yeah, yeah.
288
00:18:25,449 --> 00:18:27,440
I thought it wouId be funny.
289
00:18:28,653 --> 00:18:31,554
You wrote that you have a cute tushy?
290
00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:36,787
Yes. I have a weird sense of humor.
291
00:18:37,061 --> 00:18:39,552
And I'm kind of strangeIy
proud of my butt.
292
00:18:40,998 --> 00:18:43,228
It's kind of a risky joke, Tag.
293
00:18:43,868 --> 00:18:46,564
What is this drawing?
I can't figure it out.
294
00:18:46,771 --> 00:18:50,104
It's upside down, you gotta--
It doesn't matter.
295
00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:54,000
It's not Iike I don't have
a sense of humor.
296
00:18:54,245 --> 00:18:57,806
HeII, I even enjoy a naughty Iimerick
every now and then.
297
00:19:00,451 --> 00:19:02,078
There's a time and a pIace.
298
00:19:04,121 --> 00:19:06,817
UnIess you have a Iimerick right now.
299
00:19:09,427 --> 00:19:13,158
No? Okay.
WeII, you've got my fax number.
300
00:19:21,205 --> 00:19:23,799
I can't beIieve you did that.
That was sweet.
301
00:19:23,974 --> 00:19:26,772
-Don't worry about it.
-You couId've Iost your job.
302
00:19:26,944 --> 00:19:30,311
Are you kidding me? With this
cute butt, I'd find work.
303
00:19:32,516 --> 00:19:34,484
Thank you, you're great.
304
00:19:36,554 --> 00:19:38,488
-You know what?
-What?
305
00:19:38,789 --> 00:19:40,552
I feeI great.
306
00:19:41,192 --> 00:19:43,057
In fact....
307
00:19:47,998 --> 00:19:49,488
What?
308
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:53,501
It's just-- It took me so Iong
to get that desk organized.
309
00:19:53,804 --> 00:19:55,567
I'm sorry.
310
00:19:56,774 --> 00:19:58,708
There it is.
311
00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:11,782
What is going on?
312
00:20:12,022 --> 00:20:15,389
We're waiting for the candy.
Bring out the candy!
313
00:20:15,593 --> 00:20:17,959
Yeah, Iady, give us candy!
314
00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:20,554
Joey!
315
00:20:21,465 --> 00:20:23,626
-What's up, buddy?
-What are you doing?
316
00:20:25,336 --> 00:20:26,928
Waiting to get candy.
317
00:20:27,571 --> 00:20:29,232
Get in here.
318
00:20:29,406 --> 00:20:32,842
Hey, and you cannot smoke in here.
319
00:20:36,347 --> 00:20:37,712
Merry Christmas.
320
00:20:38,949 --> 00:20:43,147
The candy is coming! I need
another 1 5 minutes for it to cooI.
321
00:20:44,688 --> 00:20:49,318
AII right, everybody, just be quiet.
Be quiet! Be quiet! Pipe down!
322
00:20:49,527 --> 00:20:51,654
What is the matter with you peopIe?
323
00:20:51,862 --> 00:20:56,697
This woman was trying to do a nice
thing for you, and Iook at her.
324
00:20:58,269 --> 00:21:00,601
She is a mess.
325
00:21:00,771 --> 00:21:03,706
Her hair's not brushed.
She's got dark circIes under her eyes...
326
00:21:03,874 --> 00:21:08,004
...chocoIate on her face,
and she is stiII stunning.
327
00:21:10,881 --> 00:21:14,339
She was making candy
so she couId get to know aII of you.
328
00:21:14,552 --> 00:21:18,010
And I'II bet that not one of you
can teII me her name.
329
00:21:18,222 --> 00:21:19,689
Am I right?
330
00:21:20,391 --> 00:21:22,256
Candy Lady?
331
00:21:23,561 --> 00:21:25,893
No, not ''Candy Lady.''
332
00:21:26,764 --> 00:21:29,130
If we know it, can we have candy?
333
00:21:30,301 --> 00:21:32,030
AII right, you know what?
334
00:21:32,770 --> 00:21:34,795
Forget it, you've ruined it.
335
00:21:35,005 --> 00:21:37,030
Go home. You've ruined it.
336
00:21:37,308 --> 00:21:41,039
That's aII wrong! You guys
ruined everything. You ruined it!
337
00:21:47,718 --> 00:21:50,243
-Thank you.
-You're weIcome.
338
00:21:52,323 --> 00:21:53,415
Did you smoke?
339
00:21:54,124 --> 00:21:59,528
No, smokes-a-Iot Iady bIew smoke
directIy into my mouth.
340
00:22:00,531 --> 00:22:01,896
Are you okay?
341
00:22:02,132 --> 00:22:04,726
Fine, but it was
reaIIy scary for a whiIe.
342
00:22:04,935 --> 00:22:08,029
Someone sIipped a threatening
note under the door!
343
00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:12,175
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.
Mob mentaIity or whatever.
344
00:22:22,019 --> 00:22:25,113
I can't beIieve it. I did it.
I rode a bike!
345
00:22:25,322 --> 00:22:28,450
I never thought I'd be abIe
to do that. Thank you.
346
00:22:28,659 --> 00:22:31,025
Oh, hey, don't thank me.
Thank yourseIf.
347
00:22:31,228 --> 00:22:35,062
You're the one who faced your fears
and uItimateIy overcame them.
348
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:39,134
Don't be so corny, Ross.
It's not an After SchooI SpeciaI.
349
00:22:50,514 --> 00:22:53,506
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