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-Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving.
-No, no, no.

2
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What are we keeping Thanksgiving
a secret this year?

3
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We're pIaying a game
I Iearned.

4
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You have to name aII the states
in si<i>x</i> minutes.

5
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What? That's Iike insaneIy easy.

6
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It's harder than it sounds.
You aIways forget one.

7
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Or, in some cases, 1 4.

8
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It's stupid and I wasn't pIaying against
peopIe, so technicaIIy, I didn't Iose.

9
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You forgot 1 4 states?

10
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Nobody cares about the Dakotas!

11
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Okay, time's up.

12
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AII right, I got 48.

13
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That's not bad. Pheebs?

14
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I got tired of naming states,
so I decided to Iist the types of ceIery.

15
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And I have one, reguIar ceIery.

16
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So RacheI's got 48,
and Phoebe has the Iead in...

17
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...vegetabIes. Joey?

18
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Say heIIo to the new champ
of ChandIer's dumb states game.

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-Wow, how many you got?
-Fifty-si<i>x</i>.

20
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The One Where ChandIer Doesn't Like Dogs

21
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Hey, how is New EngIand not a state?

22
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They have a sports team.

23
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Does South Oregon have a sports team?

24
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There you go.

25
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How come we have
one e<i>x</i>tra pIace setting?

26
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You invited your assistant.

27
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Oh, right, sorry. Tag's not coming.

28
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His girIfriend came into town,
so he's with her.

29
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Why didn't you teII me?

30
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I made him his own individuaI
sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.

31
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I was going to,
but then I figured...

32
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...your food is so deIicious
and perfect...

33
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...you can never have too many
of those pumpkin things.

34
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You'd think I wouIdn't enjoy that
because it is so fake, but I stiII do.

35
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ReguIar ceIery!

36
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I aIready have that.

37
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Done...

38
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...with time to spare.

39
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-This may be a new worId's record.
-I hate to Iecture you guys...

40
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...but it's disgracefuI that
a group of weII-educated aduIts...

41
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...and Joey, can't name aII the states.

42
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You ever see a map, or one of those
round, coIorfuI things caIIed a ''gIobe''?

43
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MageIIan? You got 46 states.

44
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-What? That's impossibIe.
-Forty-si<i>x</i>.

45
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WeII, who's weII-educated now,
Mr. I-Forgot-Ten-States?

46
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I'm going to go turn on Joey's oven.

47
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PIease, watch him.
Do not Iet Joey eat any of the food.

48
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I am onIy one man.

49
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-Okay, time is up.
-Now, just give me another minute.

50
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If you don't know them by now,
you wiII never know them, okay?

51
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That is the beauty of this game.
It makes you want to kiII yourseIf.

52
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This is crazy. I can do this.

53
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AII right, I bet I can get
aII 50 before dinner.

54
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Okay, but if you can't, no dinner.

55
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You're on.

56
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Don't Iook at my Iist, because there's
a Iot on there that you don't have.

57
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Did you know your oven doesn't work?

58
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The drawer fuII of takeout
menus is okay, right?

59
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Ross, I'm gonna use yours.

60
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ChandIer, give me a hand.

61
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Joey, do not Iet Ross Iook at maps
or the gIobe in your apartment.

62
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Don't worry.
It's not a gIobe of the United States.

63
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I'm gonna go out and take a waIk.

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Phoebe, why is your bag moving?

65
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-Oh, it's not.
-SeriousIy, it's moving.

66
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-What the heII's in there?
-It's just my knitting. That's aII.

67
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Yes, I knit this.

68
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I'm very good.

69
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Ross' apartment is nice.
How come we don't hang out here?

70
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Maybe because it smeIIs a weird.

71
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It's Iike oId pumpkins or something.

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-That's my pie.
-Which smeIIs deIicious.

73
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-Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
-What?

74
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We Ieft Joey aIone with the food.

75
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Yep, yep, I knew it.

76
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There he is...

77
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...feeding stuffing to a dog!

78
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Hi, GeIIer-Bing residence.
How can I heIp?

79
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Why is a dog in our apartment?

80
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I'm sorry, who's this?

81
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There's a dog sitting on my couch.

82
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TeII her I'm aIIergic, and I wiII sue!

83
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-There's no dog here.
-Yes, there is!

84
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He's bIack and white and shaggy.

85
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<i>He's sitting next to Rachel</i>
<i>and licking her hand.</i>

86
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Oh, my God! Where are you?

87
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I'II be right there.

88
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They're here aIready?
How are they doing this?!

89
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Hi, Tag.
What are you doing here?

90
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I wanted to see if your offer
was stiII good.

91
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WeII, sure. Come in.

92
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WeII, what happened
to your girIfriend?

93
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We kind of broke up this morning.

94
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-Oh, I'm sorry.
-Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.

95
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Ohio, thank you.

96
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Where's the dog?

97
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What dog? There's no dog here.

98
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Yeah, that dog Ieft.

99
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Wait a minute. I thought we agreed to say--
Your thing. Yeah.

100
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Phoebe. Phoebe, open up.

101
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There's no dog in here.

102
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WeII, the hiding-the-dog pIan
is off to a great start.

103
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Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking.

104
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No, that's just me coughing.

105
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Oh, good. There you are.

106
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Listen, I have a dog in my room.

107
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What is it doing here?

108
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I'm watching it for friends
who went out of town.

109
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Wait.

110
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HeIIo, my name is KIunkers.

111
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May I pIease stay
with you nice peopIe?

112
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I wish he couId stay here,
but ChandIer's aIIergic.

113
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E<i>x</i>tremeIy aIIergic, okay?

114
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If I'm anywhere near a dog
for more than five minutes...

115
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...my throat wiII just cIose up.

116
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That's odd. This dog's been
Iiving here for the past three days.

117
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ReaIIy?

118
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If he's been here
that Iong...

119
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...and you haven't had a reaction, maybe
you're not aIIergic to it.

120
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It stiII has to go, right?

121
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Why?

122
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-Okay, it's--
-Don't do it!

123
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-Don't do what?
-I have to.

124
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Okay? It's time.

125
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Okay, I hate dogs.

126
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-What?!
-That's crazy? Why?

127
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ToId you.

128
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They are needy...

129
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...jumpy, and you can't teII
what they are thinking...

130
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...and that scares me a IittIe bit.

131
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You're right. They are scary.

132
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She just ate a treat out of my hand!

133
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So you're not aIIergic? I mean, does that
mean you're not aIIergic to wooI either?

134
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You bought me
a pink turtIeneck sweater.

135
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The guy in the cataIog puIIed it off.

136
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Wait. Do you not Iike aII dogs?

137
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I mean, not even puppies?

138
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Is there a puppy here?

139
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-You don't Iike puppies?
-Okay, you are new.

140
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Look, ChandIer, I toId you. Never
teII anyone about this dog thing.

141
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It's Iike Ross not Iiking ice cream.

142
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-You don't Iike ice cream?
-It's too coId!

143
00:09:05,490 --> 00:09:08,482
It's just that dogs make me
a IittIe uncomfortabIe.

144
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Hurts my teeth.

145
00:09:11,262 --> 00:09:13,321
And I don't want you guys
to hate me...

146
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...but I don't think I can be around
that dog anymore, okay?

147
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So either the dog goes or I go.

148
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Oh, my God!

149
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How can I not get this?

150
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I'm a coIIege professor.
I got 1 450 on my SATs.

151
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TweIve-fifty.

152
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Damn, I forgot you were here.

153
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We're gonna take KIunkers to Ross' .

154
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We'II be back in a minute.

155
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Before you go,
can I ask you a <i>q</i>uestion?

156
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When a guy breaks up
with his girIfriend...

157
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...what is an appropriate amount
of time to wait before you make a move?

158
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I'd say about a month.

159
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ReaIIy? I'd say three to four.

160
00:10:02,113 --> 00:10:03,102
HaIf-hour.

161
00:10:07,352 --> 00:10:08,819
Interesting.

162
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,455
When it's your assistant,
I'd say never.

163
00:10:11,689 --> 00:10:15,250
AII right, Rach, the big <i>q</i>uestion is,
does he Iike you?

164
00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:19,419
Because if he doesn't Iike you,
this is aII a moo point.

165
00:10:21,599 --> 00:10:23,829
A ''moo'' point?

166
00:10:25,870 --> 00:10:28,839
Yeah. It's Iike a cow's opinion.

167
00:10:29,841 --> 00:10:32,366
It just doesn't matter.

168
00:10:34,946 --> 00:10:36,345
It's ''moo.''

169
00:10:42,887 --> 00:10:46,345
Have I been Iiving with him
for too Iong, or did that aII just make sense?

170
00:10:47,458 --> 00:10:48,652
Don't Iisten to Joey.

171
00:10:48,893 --> 00:10:50,588
Okay, wouId you Iook at him?

172
00:10:50,795 --> 00:10:53,559
He's obviousIy depressed.
He's away from his famiIy.

173
00:10:53,798 --> 00:10:57,734
What he needs right now is
for you to be his friend.

174
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You're right. I'm sorry.
Thank you.

175
00:11:00,738 --> 00:11:04,674
-Okay, that's what I'm going to do.
-Fine, take their advice.

176
00:11:04,943 --> 00:11:06,410
No one ever Iistens to me.

177
00:11:06,644 --> 00:11:10,102
When the package is this pretty,
no one cares what's inside.

178
00:11:24,162 --> 00:11:27,029
Okay, I'm keeping my end of the deaI.

179
00:11:27,198 --> 00:11:29,758
Why is the dog stiII here?

180
00:11:29,934 --> 00:11:32,960
-We're Ieaving.
-Okay.

181
00:11:33,137 --> 00:11:35,605
-Come on.
-Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

182
00:11:36,474 --> 00:11:39,102
I couId puII this off, right?

183
00:11:44,048 --> 00:11:46,312
-Hey.
-Hey.

184
00:11:46,484 --> 00:11:48,076
How you hoIding up?

185
00:11:48,486 --> 00:11:49,976
Not bad.

186
00:11:50,221 --> 00:11:53,486
-I'm sorry about your girIfriend.
-Thanks.

187
00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:57,956
-Were you guys together a Iong time?
-A year, on and off.

188
00:11:58,263 --> 00:12:01,630
I kind of thought we'd end up together.
I don't anymore.

189
00:12:01,866 --> 00:12:04,357
-Now that she broke up with you.
-Yeah.

190
00:12:06,237 --> 00:12:07,261
It's weird.

191
00:12:07,472 --> 00:12:11,909
I used to assume that I wouId meet
someone and faII in Iove and be happy.

192
00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:16,171
That aII that was just a given.
LateIy, it's Iike, what if it's not?

193
00:12:16,881 --> 00:12:18,678
Do you ever have that feeIing?

194
00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:20,406
No.

195
00:12:20,918 --> 00:12:22,078
Yeah.

196
00:12:22,954 --> 00:12:25,422
AII the time.
ConstantIy. It's terrifying.

197
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:28,922
But, you know, then I figure,
it has to work out.

198
00:12:29,827 --> 00:12:30,919
Why?

199
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,756
Because it has to.

200
00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:38,534
-You reaIIy have aII the answers, don't you?
-No, no, I do. I reaIIy do.

201
00:12:39,771 --> 00:12:43,400
-Thanks for taIking to me.
-Come on, what are bosses for?

202
00:12:43,641 --> 00:12:45,006
Hug it out.

203
00:12:47,111 --> 00:12:48,703
AII right, he Iikes you back.

204
00:12:51,516 --> 00:12:53,780
ToId you, you shouId go for it.

205
00:12:55,019 --> 00:12:56,418
What?

206
00:13:00,124 --> 00:13:01,989
Street noise drown any of that out?

207
00:13:03,628 --> 00:13:04,788
No? See you Iater.

208
00:13:04,996 --> 00:13:06,054
Okay.

209
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:12,194
What did Joey say? I Iike you back?

210
00:13:12,603 --> 00:13:14,833
You know-- WeII, see-- He--

211
00:13:15,807 --> 00:13:20,767
Joey knows that I'm very insecure
about my back.

212
00:13:21,012 --> 00:13:24,277
And you were hugging me...

213
00:13:24,515 --> 00:13:28,645
...so, obviousIy, you are not
repuIsed by it. Yeah!

214
00:13:30,421 --> 00:13:33,447
-Wait, that doesn't make any sense.
-No?

215
00:13:36,627 --> 00:13:39,152
AII right, here's the truth.

216
00:13:39,864 --> 00:13:42,833
Joey said what he said...

217
00:13:44,669 --> 00:13:46,364
...because I'm attracted to you.

218
00:13:47,839 --> 00:13:48,863
Wow.

219
00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:50,539
Yeah, I admit it.

220
00:13:50,942 --> 00:13:55,970
I have a crush on you. I know that's
crazy because we work together...

221
00:13:56,247 --> 00:13:57,874
...and nothing couId ever happen.

222
00:13:58,116 --> 00:14:00,550
The Iast thing I wanted to do
was freak you out...

223
00:14:00,785 --> 00:14:03,754
...or make you feeI uncomfortabIe.

224
00:14:03,988 --> 00:14:08,482
Which is why it wouId be reaIIy great
if you said something right about now.

225
00:14:09,394 --> 00:14:12,261
Oh, my God.
Those guys are steaIing my car.

226
00:14:12,463 --> 00:14:13,521
What?

227
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:16,131
Right there. That's my car!

228
00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:18,665
-Hey!
-Okay, that's gonna take one minute.

229
00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:21,464
Do you have anything eIse
you want to get off your chest?

230
00:14:21,706 --> 00:14:22,900
I can't beIieve this.

231
00:14:23,174 --> 00:14:26,974
We stiII have time to taIk,
and they're not even in the car yet.

232
00:14:27,211 --> 00:14:29,145
Look, there they go.

233
00:14:30,715 --> 00:14:33,513
Okay, Phoebe.
We shouId probabIy go back now.

234
00:14:34,018 --> 00:14:36,418
PIease, don't Ieave me.
I'II be IoneIy.

235
00:14:37,422 --> 00:14:39,549
Stop it. Stop.

236
00:14:39,824 --> 00:14:43,521
-Okay, Iet's go. We can be strong.
-Yeah, okay.

237
00:14:46,864 --> 00:14:49,492
Did you hear that?
She said, ''Monica.''

238
00:14:50,501 --> 00:14:53,095
I can't Ieave her.

239
00:14:53,337 --> 00:14:56,397
We couId sneak the dog back in,
and ChandIer wouIdn't even know.

240
00:14:56,607 --> 00:14:57,596
That's not gonna work.

241
00:14:57,875 --> 00:15:01,038
I had that dog for three days,
and ChandIer had no idea.

242
00:15:01,312 --> 00:15:02,677
He's not so smart.

243
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,440
Hey. I didn't know either.

244
00:15:05,683 --> 00:15:10,017
Yeah, but you kind of knew that
something was going on, didn't you?

245
00:15:10,521 --> 00:15:11,954
Yeah, I knew.

246
00:15:18,129 --> 00:15:19,118
Where's ChandIer?

247
00:15:20,465 --> 00:15:22,956
-Here I am.
-Wash your hands.

248
00:15:25,403 --> 00:15:26,927
How did you know?

249
00:15:31,108 --> 00:15:33,133
Hey, what's she doing back here?

250
00:15:33,377 --> 00:15:36,278
ReIa<i>x</i>, Ross.
She's not made of ice cream.

251
00:15:37,748 --> 00:15:41,343
Hey, Iook, Phoebe.
I Iaid out the states geographicaIIy.

252
00:15:41,552 --> 00:15:44,851
We don't have time for this.
We have to keep him away from my room.

253
00:15:45,056 --> 00:15:48,992
-Yeah, but, Iook what--
-This is what we do not have time for!

254
00:15:53,664 --> 00:15:56,929
-Where's Monica?
-In Phoebe's room. You can't go in there.

255
00:15:57,235 --> 00:15:58,395
Why not?

256
00:16:01,072 --> 00:16:02,903
Monica's crying.

257
00:16:04,442 --> 00:16:08,242
She's very upset
about this whoIe KIunkers thing.

258
00:16:08,446 --> 00:16:11,882
-WeII, I shouId go in there.
-No, no.

259
00:16:12,116 --> 00:16:15,279
No, she doesn't want to see
you right now.

260
00:16:16,621 --> 00:16:19,454
-Why not?
-Because you sent away the dog.

261
00:16:20,324 --> 00:16:22,952
-That's ridicuIous.
-Oh, is it? Is it?!

262
00:16:24,795 --> 00:16:29,755
Look, when Monica and I were kids,
we had a dog named Rover.

263
00:16:30,001 --> 00:16:33,835
And one day, my dad decides
he doesn't Iike dogs.

264
00:16:34,038 --> 00:16:37,997
So Monica and her friend PhyIIis...

265
00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:42,941
...take away the dog, and that was the
Iast time we ever saw him. See?

266
00:16:43,147 --> 00:16:45,945
This is just Iike that...

267
00:16:46,183 --> 00:16:50,051
...onIy with a few detaiIs changed.

268
00:16:53,491 --> 00:16:55,652
Okay, I'm in my sweatpants.

269
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,189
Bring on the food.

270
00:17:00,998 --> 00:17:05,731
-What's the matter?
-Monica's upset because of KIunkers.

271
00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:08,165
So? Bring the dog back.
You're a hero.

272
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:12,134
Yeah, I couId be a hero.
I couId do that.

273
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:14,571
What if it attacks me?

274
00:17:15,546 --> 00:17:17,844
ChandIer, it's Iike a big gerbiI.

275
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,146
And that doesn't scare you?

276
00:17:27,191 --> 00:17:28,886
Ross, you need some heIp?

277
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,759
From you?

278
00:17:32,029 --> 00:17:33,690
Yes, pIease.

279
00:17:39,403 --> 00:17:41,598
First of aII, Utah?

280
00:17:42,106 --> 00:17:44,540
Dude, you can't just make stuff up.

281
00:17:48,346 --> 00:17:52,874
Okay, KIunkers,
come here, you big gerbiI.

282
00:17:54,151 --> 00:17:55,209
KIunkers.

283
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,488
Where's my KIunkers, my IittIe--?

284
00:17:58,656 --> 00:18:02,990
No, no, no.
I am not going to do that voice.

285
00:18:04,128 --> 00:18:05,925
KIunkers.

286
00:18:11,135 --> 00:18:13,501
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

287
00:18:13,671 --> 00:18:17,437
Come back here,
you furry, IittIe butt-sniffer.

288
00:18:18,109 --> 00:18:20,077
Not you, ma'am.

289
00:18:22,246 --> 00:18:24,339
I hate America!

290
00:18:25,049 --> 00:18:28,109
When I finish this game,
I swear, I am moving.

291
00:18:30,354 --> 00:18:33,323
-Tag stiII taIking to the poIice?
-Yeah.

292
00:18:33,524 --> 00:18:36,049
Damn it. Why did I open my mouth?

293
00:18:36,327 --> 00:18:38,989
''I have a crush on you.
I'm attracted to you.''

294
00:18:39,263 --> 00:18:41,356
I know that I freaked him out.

295
00:18:41,565 --> 00:18:43,465
If you said it Iike that, you did.

296
00:18:44,969 --> 00:18:46,300
What was I thinking?

297
00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:49,997
I work with this man.
I have to see him every day.

298
00:18:50,174 --> 00:18:51,402
How'd this happen to me?

299
00:18:51,575 --> 00:18:54,043
Oh, wait. That's right,
it was because of you.

300
00:18:56,814 --> 00:19:00,341
AII right, I think I can heIp you.
You wanna know what you have to do?

301
00:19:00,518 --> 00:19:02,281
-PIease, heIp me.
-Okay, okay, okay.

302
00:19:02,453 --> 00:19:06,253
Now, you're gonna want to taIk
to him about this, right?

303
00:19:06,424 --> 00:19:09,860
But trust me, Rach,
that'II onIy make it worse.

304
00:19:10,027 --> 00:19:13,428
You have to deny everything.

305
00:19:13,964 --> 00:19:17,695
That conversation out there,
never happened.

306
00:19:17,868 --> 00:19:21,269
Joey, I don't think that's gonna work.
It was a pretty Iong conversation.

307
00:19:22,039 --> 00:19:23,939
There was no conversation.

308
00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:27,803
Okay. Joey, I'm just gonna taIk to Tag.

309
00:19:27,978 --> 00:19:30,139
Who's ''Tag''? There's no ''Tag'' .

310
00:19:31,215 --> 00:19:33,615
Okay. This conversation is over.

311
00:19:33,784 --> 00:19:36,184
See? It works.

312
00:19:37,488 --> 00:19:38,682
Hey, is ChandIer here?

313
00:19:38,889 --> 00:19:41,289
No, he went for a waIk.

314
00:19:41,492 --> 00:19:43,960
Okay, you cannot teII him,
but Iook who's back.

315
00:19:46,597 --> 00:19:47,962
WeII, no, no, no.

316
00:19:48,365 --> 00:19:50,833
He went over to Ross' to bring
the dog back here.

317
00:19:51,068 --> 00:19:53,832
Oh, no, the dog's not going
to be there!

318
00:19:55,806 --> 00:19:56,830
You think?

319
00:20:01,378 --> 00:20:02,367
Hi, honey.

320
00:20:02,813 --> 00:20:05,646
PIease, pIease, pIease,
don't be mad at me.

321
00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:07,818
-What? Why wouId--?
-Wait and see.

322
00:20:08,018 --> 00:20:10,316
Maybe we wiII, maybe we won't.

323
00:20:11,455 --> 00:20:14,891
Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment
to bring back KIunkers for you...

324
00:20:15,159 --> 00:20:19,789
...and I Ieft the door open,
and she must've gotten out.

325
00:20:20,331 --> 00:20:24,529
And I Iooked everywhere, aII over
the apartment, incIuding the roof.

326
00:20:24,802 --> 00:20:28,704
Which, FYI, Ross,
one of your neighbors, growing weed.

327
00:20:30,608 --> 00:20:32,007
I couIdn't find him...

328
00:20:32,243 --> 00:20:36,179
...and I am so, so, so sorry.

329
00:20:36,413 --> 00:20:40,975
But I do know where we can aII go
ease the pain.

330
00:20:43,988 --> 00:20:45,751
We have good news. Look who's back!

331
00:20:47,725 --> 00:20:50,694
KIunkers. Oh, my God!

332
00:20:50,895 --> 00:20:55,559
-She came back aII by herseIf.
-It's a Thanksgiving miracIe.

333
00:20:57,401 --> 00:20:59,835
It is so good to see you.

334
00:21:00,037 --> 00:21:02,164
She came aII the way back
from Ross' buiIding.

335
00:21:02,406 --> 00:21:05,136
The things she must've seen.

336
00:21:05,876 --> 00:21:07,503
She cIimbed up the fire escape...

337
00:21:07,745 --> 00:21:12,444
...and she tapped on the window with her
teeny, IittIe paw, and we ran to Iet her in.

338
00:21:14,552 --> 00:21:16,213
I went too far, didn't I?

339
00:21:17,154 --> 00:21:19,145
When shouId I have stopped?

340
00:21:24,228 --> 00:21:29,063
Okay, maybe this is so hard
because there aren't 50 states.

341
00:21:30,935 --> 00:21:34,371
Let me teII you something.
I have 49 states...

342
00:21:34,572 --> 00:21:36,665
...and there are no more!

343
00:21:37,975 --> 00:21:40,944
I think I shouId be abIe
to eat something.

344
00:21:42,112 --> 00:21:43,170
It's up to you.

345
00:21:47,918 --> 00:21:50,819
-Oh, hi. How are you doing?
-I'm okay.

346
00:21:51,055 --> 00:21:54,047
I gotta go down to the poIice station
and Iook at mug shots.

347
00:21:54,258 --> 00:21:55,452
Thanks for having me over.

348
00:21:55,726 --> 00:21:57,921
Tag, you're going?

349
00:21:58,562 --> 00:22:00,962
We didn't even get a chance to taIk.

350
00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:03,598
So where did you say
you're from again?

351
00:22:03,801 --> 00:22:06,269
-CoIorado.
-What good are you?

352
00:22:12,576 --> 00:22:16,444
Look, I think we shouId taIk
about what happened on the terrace.

353
00:22:16,647 --> 00:22:17,944
Okay.

354
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:20,080
I never shouId've said what I said.

355
00:22:20,317 --> 00:22:22,649
It just doesn't matter how I feeI.

356
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,412
We work together, so nothing couId
reaIIy ever happen between us.

357
00:22:26,657 --> 00:22:31,526
I wouId Iove to go to work on Monday
and never taIk about this again.

358
00:22:31,795 --> 00:22:35,663
Okay. Big day, Monday.
Lots to do.

359
00:22:35,933 --> 00:22:37,264
So we okay?

360
00:22:37,468 --> 00:22:39,629
I'm not.

361
00:22:39,837 --> 00:22:41,134
I knew it.
I freaked you out.

362
00:22:41,372 --> 00:22:43,169
No, you didn't.

363
00:22:43,540 --> 00:22:47,636
What freaked me out was you saying
nothing couId happen between us.

364
00:22:48,679 --> 00:22:50,977
-ReaIIy?
-Yeah.

365
00:22:51,615 --> 00:22:54,345
So pIease don't fire me
for doing this.

366
00:23:04,895 --> 00:23:07,625
That's one Iess thing
we have to do on Monday.

367
00:23:29,453 --> 00:23:30,818
DeIaware.

368
00:23:34,558 --> 00:23:36,048
DeIaware.

369
00:23:36,727 --> 00:23:39,787
-AII right.
-I want my turkey now.

370
00:23:40,297 --> 00:23:41,889
You got it.

371
00:23:46,971 --> 00:23:49,166
You got Nevada twice.

372
00:23:52,609 --> 00:23:53,633
-I know.
-Yeah.

373
00:24:01,952 --> 00:24:02,941
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