1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:06,738 God, that is the most beautiful engagement ring ever! 2 00:00:06,906 --> 00:00:10,433 You should know. You bought, like, a billion of them. 3 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:12,938 You didn't get one. 4 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:17,913 -Tonight's the big night. -How you gonna ask her? 5 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:21,144 We're gonna go to her favorite restaurant. 6 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:26,417 I'm gonna get her favorite champagne. She'll know how expensive it is. 7 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:33,257 When the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast, I'm gonna propose. 8 00:00:34,601 --> 00:00:35,932 It sounds perfect! 9 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:40,806 -You'll mess it up. Let me do it. -I won't mess it up. 10 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:45,034 -lf she says no, can I have the ring? -She won't say no. 11 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:46,744 If. 12 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:50,412 -Sure. -What about me? I want it too. 13 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:54,010 -She won't say no. -I'll let you borrow it. 14 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:00,715 Hey, Monica. 15 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,595 -Give it. -It's gone. 16 00:01:07,033 --> 00:01:08,557 Phoebe. 17 00:01:12,105 --> 00:01:13,970 Hey, Monica! 18 00:01:16,109 --> 00:01:18,009 We're practically kissing. 19 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,812 The One With the Proposal 20 00:01:57,884 --> 00:02:02,617 Anyone free tonight? My boss is hosting a charity event for kids. 21 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:06,952 The more people I bring, the better I look. Monica? Chandler? 22 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:10,187 We can't go. We're going to dinner. Remember? 23 00:02:10,396 --> 00:02:13,957 -Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. -What's the big deal? 24 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:19,034 I get mad when Rachel doesn't remember where we're going. 25 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:22,336 Where are you going? 26 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:26,068 -How about you guys? -Open bar? 27 00:02:26,779 --> 00:02:29,748 -I think so. -I can do that for the kids. 28 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:35,117 I'll come. I'm making money. It's time I give some back. 29 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:38,017 You could give back the money you owe me. 30 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,256 Okay. Have a benefit. 31 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:47,166 Ross, can you go to a charity event tonight? 32 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:49,301 I have plans with Elizabeth. 33 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:52,562 You're already doing your part for the kids. 34 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:59,038 It's our last night before she leaves for camp. To be a counselor. 35 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:05,650 I have a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going? 36 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,946 All jokes aside? I didn't agree to that. 37 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:13,723 -Do you see this as long-term? -I don't know. 38 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:17,260 -You are 12 years older than her. -Who's counting? 39 00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:19,897 Well, she is. She's this many. 40 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:24,128 Ross, she is really young. 41 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:27,032 Does everyone feel this way? 42 00:03:27,473 --> 00:03:29,338 -Yeah, sort of. -Sorry. 43 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:34,502 I thought you were just making jokes. I had no idea. 44 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:39,276 You guys are wrong. Yes, there is a chronological age difference. 45 00:03:39,485 --> 00:03:43,182 But I never notice it, because she is very mature. 46 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:48,122 It doesn't matter what you guys think. I'm dating Elizabeth, not you. 47 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:50,660 Not what she said last night. 48 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,667 See, now, he could date her. 49 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,100 Will you marry me? 50 00:04:02,308 --> 00:04:04,173 Will you marry me? 51 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:06,174 Hey, you marry me. 52 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:18,455 -What's going on, little elves? -It's the big night. We wish you luck. 53 00:04:18,658 --> 00:04:20,922 -You have the ring? -In my pocket. 54 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:27,893 -Phoebe. -Wha..? 55 00:04:30,536 --> 00:04:34,438 Will you guys get out of here? This is a surprise. 56 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:37,235 Yeah, you guys. Get out of here. 57 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,837 Hey, guys. 58 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:46,281 -You look beautiful. -Thank you. 59 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,987 What's going on? 60 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:56,058 We're just really... 61 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:59,925 excited about this charity event we have to go to. 62 00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:06,762 -Here. -Thank you. 63 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:11,273 -So, what's going on here? -Well, this is a silent auction. 64 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:14,969 They lay the stuff here. You write down your offer. 65 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:17,240 Then the highest bid gets it. 66 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:21,944 I know what a silent auction is. What's going on with your hair? 67 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,386 -Why? -No, it's nice. 68 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:31,057 Nice to see you. So glad you brought someone. 69 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,061 Someone? I brought people. 70 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:37,828 Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson. He's the head of my department. 71 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:41,905 -And I also brought my friend Joey. -Shrimp toast! 72 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,270 You know, I don't know where he is. 73 00:05:47,046 --> 00:05:48,604 I hope you'll bid. 74 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:52,808 Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris. 75 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:56,318 -Nice choice. Good luck. -Thank you. 76 00:05:57,623 --> 00:05:58,612 Okay. 77 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:01,225 Twenty dollars. 78 00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:11,736 Shut the door! Shut the door! 79 00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:15,633 -What's going on? -Guys are throwing water balloons. 80 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:19,642 Call the cops. That's what I did to kids in my building. 81 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:23,577 No, it's a water balloon fight. We started it. 82 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:29,249 I stopped by to see if you wanted to see this play tonight. 83 00:06:29,455 --> 00:06:31,753 It's excellent. The director is.. 84 00:06:31,958 --> 00:06:35,894 -Who drank all the kamikazes? -Nobody. We put them in here! 85 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,287 You want some? 86 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:44,397 -Could I talk to you for a second? -Yeah, sure. 87 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,970 So this play, what do you think? 88 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:50,006 -It's gotten great reviews.. -Attack! 89 00:06:52,211 --> 00:06:55,703 -Put your balloons down! -You put your balloons down! 90 00:06:55,915 --> 00:07:00,443 Everybody put their balloons down! 91 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:05,552 Now, this is a nice suit! 92 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,187 If you'll excuse us... 93 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:15,858 I would like to speak to Elizabeth alone for a moment. 94 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:21,506 Whoa, Liz. Your dad's a bummer. 95 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:28,202 Our next item is the romantic trip to Paris. 96 00:07:28,414 --> 00:07:33,044 It goes to Emil Alexander with a high bid of $2300. 97 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,380 So close! 98 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:39,255 Guys, look. Got me some drinks. 99 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:44,427 -What are you doing? -Open bar. 100 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:47,822 Well, now it's an empty bar. 101 00:07:48,634 --> 00:07:52,798 You can't stand anyone else enjoying themselves, can you? 102 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:54,996 Finally, our biggest item. 103 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:58,707 The 22-foot Gentleman's Daysailer sailboat. 104 00:07:58,911 --> 00:08:02,574 The winning bid was a whopping $20,000. 105 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,408 I won. 106 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:08,887 That was my guess. 107 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:13,290 -What? What? What? -I guessed $20,000. 108 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:17,595 Joey, it is an auction. You don't guess. You buy! 109 00:08:18,865 --> 00:08:20,162 What? 110 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,668 I don't have $20,000. 111 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:27,738 Congratulations on your new boat, Joey Tribbiani. 112 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:32,600 Joey, sit down. 113 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:36,076 Forget her. You enjoy this. 114 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,024 What are you doing? 115 00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:57,360 "One nation... 116 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:02,970 under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all." 117 00:09:03,643 --> 00:09:06,339 I remembered it. The champagne is here. 118 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:10,010 -You okay? -Yes. I'm good. Are you good? 119 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,650 Is everything..? Are you perfect? 120 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:14,546 Yeah. I'm okay. 121 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:18,053 Actually, I'm a bit cold. Can I have your jacket? 122 00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:21,322 No, you can't have my jacket. 123 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:24,460 Because then I would be cold. 124 00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:29,028 If you thought you'd be cold, you should've brought a jacket. 125 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:33,264 But, other than that, are you okay? 126 00:09:34,473 --> 00:09:38,842 -Are you sure you're okay? -Yes. I'm fine. 127 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:44,244 In fact, I've been fine for a long time now and I think... 128 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,384 the reason is you. 129 00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:48,310 That's sweet. 130 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:56,091 Before I met you, I had really little life. 131 00:09:57,663 --> 00:10:01,064 -And I couldn't imagine growing old.. -Oh, my God. 132 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,895 -I know. But let me say it. -Richard. 133 00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:06,431 What? I'm Chandler. 134 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,266 Oh, that's Richard. 135 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:14,475 Maybe he won't see us. Richard! 136 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:20,819 Monica. Chandler. 137 00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:25,615 I don't know why I did that. 138 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:30,025 -Good to see you. -You too. You let your hair grow. 139 00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:32,959 That's right. You always wanted me to. 140 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:37,124 -I see your mustache is back. -Well, my nose got lonely. 141 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:40,438 You don't have a mustache, which is good. 142 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,638 Chandler. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. 143 00:10:46,178 --> 00:10:47,975 -Hi, I'm Lisa. -Hi. 144 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:52,913 I'm sorry. Lisa, Monica, Chandler. We used to date. 145 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:56,680 Richard, no one's supposed to know about us. 146 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,759 See? I did it again. 147 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:04,591 -Chandler, sit down. -I'll sit down. 148 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:07,595 -Good to see you. -Your table's ready, sir. 149 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,324 Good to see you guys. 150 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,130 If you prefer, this table's available. 151 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:14,835 That might be fun. 152 00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:25,381 -What were you thinking? -I didn't know it was an auction. 153 00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:30,021 I figured I'd take a guess. Help a charity. Free boat! 154 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,352 Why would a charity give away a boat? 155 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:36,528 I don't know. Charity? 156 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,955 Well, just buy the damn boat. 157 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,700 Don't you think you've had enough to drink? 158 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,133 I'm just helping the kids. 159 00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:49,866 How is you drinking helping the kids? 160 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:54,809 Because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink. 161 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,118 Mr. Tribbiani, your contribution brings us... 162 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,448 a step closer to building the youth center. 163 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:08,593 -I'm so happy you brought him. -So am I. 164 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:11,820 I'm curious. How much is that boat worth? 165 00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:16,559 -I think it was valued at 19,000. -Hey, I was pretty close. 166 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:22,597 So, bad news. 167 00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:25,936 I can't buy the boat. I don't have any money. 168 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:33,314 Joey! Joey, good one. He's silly. 169 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:35,943 Good! Very good! 170 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:44,790 -So I think I'm gonna take off now. -You can't leave, Joey! 171 00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:48,057 You agreed to buy that boat. It's a contract. 172 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,997 Plus, if you leave, my boss will kill me. 173 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:54,066 I don't have that kind of money. 174 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,504 I know. Okay, okay. This is what we'll do. 175 00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:01,476 We'll let the next highest bidder buy it. 176 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,046 Then you'll pay the difference. 177 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:08,346 Okay. I don't know why the kids need a youth center anyway. 178 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:13,355 They should just watch TV after school like I did. I turned out fine. 179 00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:15,215 Not great. 180 00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:22,664 I'm helping the kids so much I think I'm gonna throw up. 181 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:26,630 So we're hiding in the bathroom... 182 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:30,297 I get out. But before she can, her parents come in. 183 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:34,775 I hide in the shower. They start going at it on the floor. 184 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,140 Oh, my God! 185 00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:37,645 I got a good one. 186 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:42,186 I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy. 187 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:53,394 It's so great seeing you guys again. I'd like to make a toast. 188 00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:57,126 As a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship... 189 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,635 Let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures. 190 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:05,709 In the dew of little things, the heart finds its morning and is refreshed." 191 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,773 What? 192 00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:19,246 Oh, my God! You guys! 193 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:23,485 Have we got a story for you. Guess who we bumped into? 194 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,891 -Who? -Richard! 195 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:32,228 Right, that's Richard's favorite place too. 196 00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:37,603 -Oh, you knew that? Good. -Weren't you going out with Elizabeth? 197 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:41,644 I was. She was a little busy with a water balloon fight. 198 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:45,806 Sometimes grownups have commitments they can't get out of. 199 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,043 Maybe she is too young for me. 200 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:53,282 When I was over there, I felt like I was a babysitter. 201 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:57,553 I see what you were talking about. I don't know what to do. 202 00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:01,426 Weigh the good stuff about her against the bad. 203 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:05,764 That's what I did when I first started... weighing stuff. 204 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:11,570 Okay, bad stuff. I'm 12 years older than she is. 205 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,769 The school could fire you. 206 00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:16,812 -She's leaving for three months. -For camp. 207 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,213 Okay, good stuff. 208 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:23,511 Well, she's sweet and pretty and.. 209 00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:26,213 And the sex is probably great, huh? 210 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:31,354 It's tender and respectful, if that's what you mean. 211 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:37,467 The only thing you need to ask is, "Do you see a future?" 212 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,996 Do you see yourself marrying her? 213 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,505 My God. You married her, didn't you? 214 00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:49,874 No, I didn't do that. It's just... 215 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:55,347 Okay, honestly, no. I don't see a big future with her. 216 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:58,754 Okay, I think that's your answer. 217 00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,853 I gotta talk to her. I hate this part. 218 00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,757 Forget Elizabeth. If you're not careful... 219 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,127 you may not get married at all this year. 220 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:19,700 -Weren't you supposed to do something? -Good luck with Elizabeth, my man. 221 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:36,392 My God, Phoebe, how many have you had? 222 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:39,656 1, 2, 3... Seven times three.. 21! 223 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:45,696 -You must be just wasted! -I'm a little tired. 224 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:50,739 -Next highest bidder is at table one. -Great. 225 00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:54,071 The guy with the Paris trip is at table four. 226 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:58,682 -Why do you care about who won? -It's a trip for two. 227 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,384 Excuse me. 228 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,624 Is the person who won the Paris trip at this table? 229 00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:12,559 -That was me. -Enchante. 230 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:20,761 -Is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table? -That's me. 231 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:25,165 Well, hello. This is your lucky day, Mr. Bowmont. 232 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:29,511 The Gentleman Daysailer has become available again... 233 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,775 and I believe you made a bid of $18,000. 234 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:36,079 You have to pay that. It's not just a guess. 235 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:43,593 I was relieved I didn't win. My wife would've killed me. 236 00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,356 You kidding? She'll love this boat! 237 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,829 -What is your wife's name? -Pam. 238 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:54,469 Just imagine this: The Pam. 239 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,708 I don't think she'd like that. 240 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:03,041 Okay. Imagine this: The Mr. Bowmont. 241 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:07,477 -I don't think so. -Let me paint you a little picture. 242 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:12,680 You are setting sail up the Hudson. You've got the wind in your... arms. 243 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,761 You get all that peace and quiet you've always wanted. 244 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,957 You get back to nature. You can go fishing. 245 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:26,001 You get one of those hats. People call you captain. 246 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,765 And then when you're old, Cappy. 247 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:34,706 -It's for a good cause. All right. -No way! It's mine! 248 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:35,969 What? 249 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:42,747 -The stuff you said, I want that! -But you don't have $20,000! 250 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,618 Who cares? I'll make payments! I want the Mr. Bowmont! 251 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:57,359 -Oh, my God. You're back. -Let me see it. Let me see your hand. 252 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,469 Why do you wanna see my hand? 253 00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:03,539 I wanna see what's in your hand. I wanna see the trash. 254 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:09,174 It's all dirty. You should throw this out. 255 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,778 -What did you just do? -What happened? 256 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,390 -Richard was there. I couldn't do it. -Oh, no. 257 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:23,425 I was gonna surprise her tomorrow. 258 00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:25,893 -Now you've ruined it. -We didn't. 259 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:29,761 Who walks in a room and asks to see a person's hands? 260 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:34,538 A palm reader, a manicurist, a hand doctor... 261 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,538 -Glove salesman. -Good one! 262 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:42,043 This is terrible. What will I do? 263 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:46,616 She only suspects something. So just throw her off the track. 264 00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:50,276 I'll pretend marriage is the last thing on my mind. 265 00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:55,051 Convince her you're scared of commitment, that you're a coward. 266 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:58,195 I can do that. I've had years of practice. 267 00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:01,457 Being you is finally gonna pay off! 268 00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:08,296 Some idiot keeps stuffing the trash chute with pizza boxes. 269 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,466 That guy is still doing that? 270 00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:15,872 Oh, my God. Let me see your hand! 271 00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:19,608 You're too late! She already took out the trash! 272 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,770 Look, Elizabeth, we have to talk. 273 00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:53,012 I have never had such a healthy breakup. 274 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:56,550 She was such a grownup about it. 275 00:20:56,888 --> 00:21:00,415 She didn't seem too immature for me. 276 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:04,091 Did I just make a huge mistake? 277 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:05,819 Ross! Wait! 278 00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:09,498 Elizabeth, thank God. I was just thinking about.. 279 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:10,759 You suck! 280 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:12,993 What? 281 00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:23,278 Breakup's still on. 282 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:37,651 Here she comes. Do I look like I don't wanna get married? 283 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:42,128 And, also, a little like a French guy. 284 00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:47,632 I never noticed that before. 285 00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:55,641 -What are you up to? -Hanging out. Talking about websites. 286 00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:00,610 We saw this interesting website about marriage... 287 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:05,950 and how unnecessary it is, a way for the government to keep tabs. 288 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,750 Yeah, Big Brother. 289 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,492 That's a bit crazy. 290 00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:15,395 Although I am glad you're looking at other things on the lnternet. 291 00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:20,530 Got me thinking. Why would anybody want to get married? 292 00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:24,403 To celebrate the relationship, solidify the commitment... 293 00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:27,874 declare your love for one another to the world. 294 00:22:31,149 --> 00:22:33,083 Well, that's good to know. 295 00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:38,019 The Mr. Bowmont is here! 296 00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:47,456 A diner wants to compliment you. Shall I let him in? 297 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:50,123 Sure. I love this part. 298 00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:53,070 -Come on in. -Hi. 299 00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:57,636 -Richard. -I'm not here to compliment the chef. 300 00:22:57,909 --> 00:23:01,504 I hate when people come back to compliment the chef. 301 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,204 Like I have nothing better to do. 302 00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:06,442 So, what's up? 303 00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:09,485 It was great seeing you the other night. 304 00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:11,519 Good to see you too. 305 00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:18,460 -You came to tell me that? -I came to tell you something else. 306 00:23:20,098 --> 00:23:23,829 I came here to tell you I still love you. 307 00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:28,736 What? What did you..? What? 308 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,437 I still love you. 309 00:23:32,644 --> 00:23:36,102 I know I shouldn't even be here telling you this. 310 00:23:36,314 --> 00:23:38,714 You're with Chandler, who I like. 311 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:41,647 If you say he's straight, I'll believe you. 312 00:23:42,654 --> 00:23:46,886 After seeing you, I knew if I didn't tell you I'd regret it. 313 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:50,619 Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did. 314 00:23:51,229 --> 00:23:54,255 You're really not supposed to be back here. 315 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:59,163 I'm sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place... 316 00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:01,396 but I had to tell you. 317 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:05,267 I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you. 318 00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:08,541 I wanna have kids with you. 319 00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:14,418 Oh, my God. Why don't they put chairs back here? 320 00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:19,045 Look, I know this is crazy, but am I too late? 321 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:23,053 You're too late. Where was all this three years ago? 322 00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,662 I know. I was an idiot. 323 00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:28,332 I tried to forget you. I really did. 324 00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:33,232 After our last lunch, I spent six months in Africa trying to forget. 325 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:36,903 -What did you do there? -Work with blind kids. 326 00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:39,599 What are you doing to me? 327 00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:41,635 Look, I... 328 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:45,108 I'm sorry, but this is not gonna happen. 329 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:49,219 That's fine. I'll walk away. I'll never bother you again. 330 00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:53,824 Only if you say Chandler's willing to give you everything I am. 331 00:24:54,025 --> 00:24:56,425 Well, he is. I mean... 332 00:24:56,661 --> 00:25:00,153 marriage is all he talks about. My goodness! 333 00:25:00,365 --> 00:25:03,198 In fact, I'm the one making him wait. 334 00:25:03,468 --> 00:25:05,197 You are? Why? 335 00:25:05,403 --> 00:25:06,802 Why? 336 00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:09,740 Because of the government. 337 00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:16,170 Isn't it incredible? 338 00:25:16,381 --> 00:25:19,407 Monica and Chandler are getting married. 339 00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:22,610 I know. They'll be so happy together. 340 00:25:22,888 --> 00:25:25,789 How often do two best friends fall in love? 341 00:25:25,991 --> 00:25:28,050 -Not that often. -No. 342 00:25:28,927 --> 00:25:33,193 -I'm so happy for them. -Me too. So happy for them. 343 00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:36,289 I'm so happy and not at all jealous. 344 00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:40,566 Oh, no! God, definitely not jealous. 345 00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:49,508 I'm probably 98% happy and maybe 2% jealous. 346 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:52,979 -I mean, what's 2%? That's nothing. -Totally. 347 00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:58,121 -I'm like 90/10. -Yeah. Me too. 348 00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:07,624 Have you guys seen Chandler? 349 00:26:10,468 --> 00:26:13,369 No. But you know who was looking for you? 350 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,199 Tennille. 351 00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:28,342 The marriage stuff you were saying yesterday? You don't believe that. 352 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:33,856 Sure, I do. In fact, I think the concept of marriage is unnatural. 353 00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:38,120 Look at pigs. Let's take a second here and look at pigs. 354 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,127 Pigs don't mate for life. 355 00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:43,961 A pig can have 100 sexual partners in a lifetime. 356 00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:48,333 That's an ordinary pig, not even a pig that's good at sports. 357 00:26:51,042 --> 00:26:53,670 Yeah, but that's pigs, not people. 358 00:26:53,878 --> 00:26:58,440 If marriage worked, I'd be for it. Do you know the divorce rate? 359 00:26:58,650 --> 00:27:00,174 Ninety-seven percent! 360 00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:02,847 Wait a minute. 361 00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:07,688 Are you telling me you may never want to get married? 362 00:27:07,892 --> 00:27:11,384 -Who's to say? -You! You are to say! 363 00:27:11,596 --> 00:27:14,224 Never say never, but, probably... 364 00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:15,729 yeah, never. 365 00:27:16,868 --> 00:27:21,066 Oh, my God. Then what are we even doing? What is this? 366 00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:24,708 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What is all this pressure? 367 00:27:25,176 --> 00:27:27,076 Is this some new strategy? 368 00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:31,476 Why don't you put down your copy of The Rules, huh, mantrap? 369 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,509 You know what? I gotta go. 370 00:27:36,788 --> 00:27:39,279 It's okay. I got a plan. 371 00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:47,591 -We're gonna find love. -Definitely. 372 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:51,762 Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that. 373 00:27:52,203 --> 00:27:56,799 That's what makes it so easy to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler. 374 00:27:57,709 --> 00:28:00,735 -A guarantee would be nice. -What do you mean? 375 00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:03,403 Some friends make a deal. 376 00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:08,143 Like if neither of them are married by 40, they marry each other. 377 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,048 -A backup? -Exactly. 378 00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:11,984 Yeah, I've got that. 379 00:28:13,491 --> 00:28:14,958 You do? 380 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,457 -Who? -Joey. 381 00:28:16,628 --> 00:28:21,463 -Joey? Are you serious? -I locked him in years ago. 382 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:29,731 Wait. So if neither of you are married by 40, you'll marry Joey? 383 00:28:29,941 --> 00:28:31,875 Yep. We shook on it. 384 00:28:32,243 --> 00:28:36,339 But believe me, that is not how he wanted to seal the deal. 385 00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:39,041 Oh, seriously? 386 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,548 I think his exact words were.. 387 00:28:44,255 --> 00:28:45,244 Charming. 388 00:28:46,124 --> 00:28:48,092 He's just a backup. 389 00:28:56,334 --> 00:29:00,031 -Hey, Monica. -Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror? 390 00:29:01,506 --> 00:29:05,340 -It's for my boat. Pretty cool, huh? -Yeah, it's great. 391 00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:08,068 What's wrong? Talk to the captain. 392 00:29:10,048 --> 00:29:13,484 Just realizing I'm in a dead-end relationship. 393 00:29:13,685 --> 00:29:17,587 -Chandler being difficult? -I don't want marriage tomorrow. 394 00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:22,249 But I wanna know we're going somewhere, that I'm not wasting time. 395 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:25,487 -You know Chandler. -No, I don't know Chandler. 396 00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:29,929 Not anymore. It's like something's changed. 397 00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:33,668 -Maybe you changed. -I didn't change. 398 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,834 Maybe that's the problem. 399 00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:40,409 -What? -Chandler is a complex fellow. 400 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:43,308 One who is unlikely to take a wife. 401 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:47,884 Is that some kind of boat talk? 402 00:29:48,319 --> 00:29:52,050 I haven't totally decided how to talk on my boat yet. 403 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:57,455 Does he think I'll wait around for nothing? 404 00:29:57,662 --> 00:30:00,825 Face it. Chandler is against marriage. 405 00:30:01,032 --> 00:30:02,897 And always will be. 406 00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:07,036 There's some people who do wanna marry me. 407 00:30:07,238 --> 00:30:09,536 -There are? -Yeah. Richard. 408 00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:12,908 Richard said he wants to marry you? 409 00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:17,411 -And Chandler says he hates marriage? -That's right. 410 00:30:17,615 --> 00:30:19,480 Chandler loves marriage! 411 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,883 You just said he hates marriage! 412 00:30:24,088 --> 00:30:27,649 "He's a complex fellow who's unlikely to take a wife"! 413 00:30:27,859 --> 00:30:30,987 "He's against marriage and always will be"! 414 00:30:31,196 --> 00:30:33,630 You got that from what I said? 415 00:30:39,437 --> 00:30:42,964 After the Cretaceous Period, the dinosaurs were gone. 416 00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:46,007 What happened, you guys? 417 00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:55,518 -Rach. -Hey, you. 418 00:30:57,155 --> 00:30:58,782 -Come on in. -Thank you. 419 00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:02,317 I'm so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth. 420 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:06,623 Thanks. I really thought we'd be able to make it work. 421 00:31:06,831 --> 00:31:08,992 I guess it wasn't meant to be. 422 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,603 Yeah. Love. It's a tricky business, isn't it? 423 00:31:15,006 --> 00:31:18,669 -I guess so. -So, what do you say we make a pact? 424 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:22,335 If you and I are both single by 40, we get married. 425 00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:25,744 I mean, we know each other, we like each other... 426 00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:29,977 we've already slept together, so there'll be no surprises. 427 00:31:30,188 --> 00:31:31,917 No, like, "What's that?" 428 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:39,490 -Oh, you want me to be your backup. -Exactly. 429 00:31:39,697 --> 00:31:41,824 Yeah. I already have one. 430 00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:44,657 -What? Who? -Phoebe. 431 00:31:44,869 --> 00:31:46,393 Phoebe? 432 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,772 But she just said Joey is her backup. 433 00:31:49,974 --> 00:31:52,135 Oh, I don't think so. 434 00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:56,837 We just spoke. She said that she and Joey made a deal. 435 00:31:57,048 --> 00:32:01,485 That's impossible. We have had a deal for years. We shook on it. 436 00:32:01,686 --> 00:32:05,884 Although, believe me, she wanted to do a lot more than that. 437 00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:10,928 Gunther, it's Joey. Is Chandler there? 438 00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:15,532 Listen. What kind of muffins do they serve at sea? 439 00:32:18,036 --> 00:32:20,334 Where the hell have you been?! 440 00:32:20,538 --> 00:32:24,167 I was making a coconut phone with the Professor. 441 00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:28,507 Richard told Monica he wants to marry her. 442 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:32,309 -What? -I've been trying to find you. 443 00:32:32,517 --> 00:32:37,079 And I would have if these damn boat shoes wouldn't keep flying off! 444 00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:39,779 -Oh, my God! -I know! They suck! 445 00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:43,256 He's not supposed to ask her to marry him! I am! 446 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:44,758 -I know! -What..? 447 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:49,059 You know what I'll do? I'll go over there and kick his ass! 448 00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:50,632 Will you help me? 449 00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:57,535 Look, I don't think us getting our asses kicked is a solution, okay? 450 00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:01,178 -Look, just go and find Monica. -You're right. 451 00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:03,745 Okay. I'm gonna get the ring... 452 00:33:03,948 --> 00:33:07,042 I'm gonna go find her and I'm gonna propose! 453 00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:10,043 Dude! Dude! Dude! 454 00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:13,588 That coconut phone might be good for the boat. 455 00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:29,434 Hi. 456 00:33:31,976 --> 00:33:33,273 Hi. 457 00:33:35,947 --> 00:33:37,812 I don't know why I'm here. 458 00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:40,041 I didn't ask. 459 00:33:42,453 --> 00:33:45,718 -You wanna come in? -I don't know. 460 00:33:46,491 --> 00:33:48,220 Oh, okay. 461 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:52,523 I'll just leave the door open and sit on the couch. 462 00:33:54,499 --> 00:33:57,866 -Chandler is such an idiot! -Drink? 463 00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:02,163 -Scotch on the.. -Rocks with a twist? 464 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,897 I remember. 465 00:34:06,744 --> 00:34:08,871 You still smoking cigars? 466 00:34:09,747 --> 00:34:12,215 No, no. That's art. 467 00:34:13,918 --> 00:34:16,944 If it bothers you, I can put my art out. 468 00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:19,656 No, that's okay. 469 00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:25,655 So, Monica, let me ask you a question. 470 00:34:25,863 --> 00:34:28,798 Since we broke up, do you ever... 471 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,627 think about me? 472 00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:34,462 Actually, I thought about you a few months ago. 473 00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:36,607 -Really? -But it's because... 474 00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:40,539 I had an eye exam, and I don't like my new eye doctor. 475 00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:43,306 -Who is it? -Edward Nevsky. 476 00:34:43,648 --> 00:34:44,945 He's no good. 477 00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:50,181 Do you ever think about me... 478 00:34:51,022 --> 00:34:54,116 -in a non-eye-doctor way? -No. 479 00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:02,661 Because getting over you was the hardest thing I've ever done. 480 00:35:03,134 --> 00:35:06,001 I never let myself think about you. 481 00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:08,095 Wow. 482 00:35:13,077 --> 00:35:16,012 Phoebe, you picked Joey and Ross? 483 00:35:16,214 --> 00:35:20,048 -You can't have two backups! -Of course I can. 484 00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:23,118 It's good sense to back up your backup. 485 00:35:23,321 --> 00:35:25,949 -Look, I've already lost Chandler. -What? 486 00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:29,622 Hey, Phoebe! We're both your backup? 487 00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:32,523 How could you do this to me? 488 00:35:33,030 --> 00:35:37,433 Why are you complaining? You were both aware of the situation. 489 00:35:37,602 --> 00:35:39,536 -I was not! -No, we weren't! 490 00:35:39,737 --> 00:35:43,366 This kind of backtalk won't fly when we're married. 491 00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:46,574 You can't have both. Pick one. 492 00:35:46,777 --> 00:35:48,301 -Pick me! -No, pick me! 493 00:35:48,513 --> 00:35:53,473 -I don't wanna end up an old maid. -All right. Well, let's see. 494 00:35:53,684 --> 00:35:56,016 Ross is a good father. 495 00:35:56,454 --> 00:35:57,546 But... 496 00:35:57,755 --> 00:36:00,087 Joey has a boat. This is hard. 497 00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:03,021 This is crazy. I wanna switch to Rachel. 498 00:36:03,294 --> 00:36:06,889 -I wanna switch to Rachel too. -No, wait. Just wait. 499 00:36:07,064 --> 00:36:10,227 Wait, guys. Don't make any rash decisions. 500 00:36:10,434 --> 00:36:12,425 Just remember my promise: 501 00:36:12,637 --> 00:36:15,663 If we get married, three times a week. 502 00:36:15,873 --> 00:36:17,431 Oh, my God. Phoebe... 503 00:36:17,642 --> 00:36:20,076 I'm talking about massages. 504 00:36:20,311 --> 00:36:22,438 No, I'm not. 505 00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:28,519 I know how to settle it. We'll do this. 506 00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:32,211 I'm gonna write "Joey" on one napkin... 507 00:36:32,423 --> 00:36:37,224 and "Ross" on the other napkin and we're gonna pick one. 508 00:36:37,428 --> 00:36:40,226 That person will be our backup. Okay? 509 00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:42,023 -Sounds fair. -All right. 510 00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:44,531 Good. Switching them up. 511 00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:49,870 -Pick one. -Left. 512 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,835 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 513 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,514 -Ross. -Joey. 514 00:36:59,550 --> 00:37:01,814 -We should switch. -Absolutely. 515 00:37:05,756 --> 00:37:09,157 I missed you, you ugly flat-faced old freak. 516 00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:13,888 Excuse me? 517 00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:16,561 Him. 518 00:37:20,137 --> 00:37:24,574 I missed this apartment. Now, this is a grownup's apartment. 519 00:37:24,775 --> 00:37:27,266 I should be with a grownup, you know? 520 00:37:27,612 --> 00:37:31,776 You're saying you need to be with someone more mature. 521 00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:34,577 Maybe someone with... 522 00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:37,614 a license to practice medicine. 523 00:37:37,955 --> 00:37:39,718 Or a mustache. 524 00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:43,687 Let's face it. I'm not a kid anymore. 525 00:37:43,894 --> 00:37:46,829 I need someone who wants the same things. 526 00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:51,491 Coming to my work and telling me you love me, I want that! 527 00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:55,836 Talking about pig sex over lunch, I don't want that! 528 00:37:57,074 --> 00:37:58,701 I think that's fair. 529 00:37:58,909 --> 00:38:01,844 Please, don't even talk to me about fair. 530 00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:05,413 Fair would've been you wanting to marry me then. 531 00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:08,084 Or Chandler wanting to marry me now. 532 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,449 Believe me, nothing about this is fair. Nothing. 533 00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:14,352 -Nothing! Nothing! -It's okay. 534 00:38:18,829 --> 00:38:20,228 Nothing. 535 00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:26,363 I don't know. 536 00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:28,197 I don't know. 537 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,305 I know. 538 00:38:34,845 --> 00:38:37,211 I have to figure some.. 539 00:38:37,415 --> 00:38:40,077 Some stuff, before I can... 540 00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:41,818 I understand. 541 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:45,352 Take as much time as you want. 542 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:48,888 Ten, even 20 minutes, if you need it. 543 00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:52,591 I'll be here. Not smoking. 544 00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:10,870 Where is she? 545 00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:13,083 I'm not scared of you. 546 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:17,582 She's not here. And please come in. 547 00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:20,289 Scotch on the rocks... 548 00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:22,959 with a twist, on a coaster. 549 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,718 Monica? 550 00:39:26,497 --> 00:39:28,931 Okay, she was here. But she left. 551 00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:30,499 Where did she go? 552 00:39:30,701 --> 00:39:33,329 She said she had to think things over. 553 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:37,940 Oh, my God. I can't believe this. I thought you were a good guy. 554 00:39:38,142 --> 00:39:39,905 Look, nothing happened. 555 00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:44,104 Nothing? So you didn't tell my girlfriend you love her? 556 00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:47,076 Well, all right, one thing happened. 557 00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:51,751 You know what you did? My girlfriend is thinking things over. 558 00:39:51,956 --> 00:39:54,550 You made my girlfriend think! 559 00:39:55,626 --> 00:39:57,389 Well, I'm sorry. 560 00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:01,395 -What's to think about? I love her. -Well... 561 00:40:01,599 --> 00:40:04,898 I'm willing to offer her things that you aren't. 562 00:40:05,102 --> 00:40:08,594 I'm willing to offer her those things. I had a plan... 563 00:40:08,806 --> 00:40:14,142 to throw her off so when I offered all these things, she'd be surprised. 564 00:40:14,445 --> 00:40:17,505 If it helps, it worked very well. 565 00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:21,750 It was working till you showed up, you big tree. 566 00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:26,155 This isn't fair. 567 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:29,690 You had your chance with her, and you blew it! 568 00:40:29,894 --> 00:40:34,831 This is my chance. I won't blow it, because we are meant for each other. 569 00:40:35,032 --> 00:40:38,331 And this has all just been one stupid mistake! 570 00:40:38,903 --> 00:40:41,201 I was gonna propose tonight. 571 00:40:44,141 --> 00:40:47,770 -You were gonna propose? -Yeah, I even... 572 00:40:48,846 --> 00:40:52,111 got a ring. Did you get a ring? 573 00:40:52,316 --> 00:40:53,977 No, I don't have a ring. 574 00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:01,715 You go get her, Chandler. 575 00:41:04,328 --> 00:41:06,888 And can I give you a piece of advice? 576 00:41:07,097 --> 00:41:08,962 If you do get her... 577 00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:11,695 don't let her go. 578 00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:13,336 Trust me. 579 00:41:16,273 --> 00:41:19,765 You know, Richard, you are a good guy. 580 00:41:22,112 --> 00:41:23,272 I know. 581 00:41:24,548 --> 00:41:26,072 I hate that. 582 00:41:40,564 --> 00:41:43,158 -I've gotta find Monica. -She's gone. 583 00:41:43,534 --> 00:41:46,970 -What? -She had a bag and she left. 584 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:49,139 -What? -She was all crying... 585 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,673 She said you guys want different things. 586 00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:57,109 -Why didn't you tell her it was a plan? -I told her everything. 587 00:41:57,314 --> 00:42:01,580 -But she wouldn't believe me. -Well, where..? Where did she go? 588 00:42:01,785 --> 00:42:07,155 To her parents'. She said you shouldn't call. But if I were you, I would. 589 00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:11,923 -I can't believe I ruined this. -I am so sorry, man. 590 00:42:23,107 --> 00:42:25,632 You wanted it to be a surprise. 591 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,043 Oh, my God. 592 00:42:43,594 --> 00:42:45,084 Chandler... 593 00:42:46,430 --> 00:42:48,398 in all my life... 594 00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:51,795 I never thought I would be so lucky... 595 00:42:55,372 --> 00:42:58,967 as to fall in love with my best... 596 00:43:00,377 --> 00:43:01,969 My best... 597 00:43:03,047 --> 00:43:05,982 There's a reason why girls don't do this! 598 00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:09,477 I'll do it. I thought... 599 00:43:13,924 --> 00:43:15,551 Wait, I can do this. 600 00:43:19,496 --> 00:43:22,522 I thought that it mattered... 601 00:43:22,733 --> 00:43:26,328 what I said or where I said it. 602 00:43:27,037 --> 00:43:29,062 Then I realized... 603 00:43:29,406 --> 00:43:32,307 the only thing that matters is that you... 604 00:43:36,213 --> 00:43:40,582 You make me happier than I ever thought I could be. 605 00:43:43,721 --> 00:43:45,621 And if you let me... 606 00:43:46,223 --> 00:43:50,592 I'll spend all my life trying to make you feel the same way. 607 00:43:59,503 --> 00:44:00,902 Monica... 608 00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:04,407 will you marry me? 609 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,168 Yes. 610 00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:25,357 I knew you were likely to take a wife! 611 00:44:27,364 --> 00:44:30,527 Can we come in yet? We're dying out here! 612 00:44:31,135 --> 00:44:32,659 Come in! Come in! 613 00:44:34,772 --> 00:44:36,603 We're engaged! 614 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,215 This is the least jealous I've ever been. 615 00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:50,081 Oh, no, wait! This is wrong! Ross isn't here! 616 00:44:52,089 --> 00:44:56,150 Hell, he's done it three times. He knows what it's about!