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Hi, you guys.

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What's the matter?

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Well, it's just.. It's one of these
situations that I just hate.

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A massage client gave me three tickets...

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to the Helmut Peltz Exhibit
at the Morgan Chase Museum.

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Now you're thinking
you gotta sleep with him.

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No. No. It's just that he gave me
three tickets and there are six of us.

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-I'll give up my ticket.
-Me too.

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Okay. That's so generous.

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And I think Ross is generous too.

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Great! Then it's just us girls.

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-Great.
-Yeah.

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So what is the exhibit?

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It's mostly just photographs...

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of lesbian love scenes interspersed
with video games and free sandwiches.

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Oh, man!

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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Hey, Ross, listen.

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Chandler got you out of going to the
lesbian sandwich museum this weekend.

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Thanks, but I have plans.
Elizabeth and I are going out of town.

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-That's great!
-Yeah.

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Think about all the money
that you're gonna make.

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Why? What?

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Well, her father pays you
for babysitting, right?

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That's funny.
But maybe it's time to move on.

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You know, let it go. Stop it!

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Besides, Rachel's going out
with Elizabeth's father...

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so he's much older than she is.

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Looks like I'm not the only one
interested in fossils.

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All that does is remind us
that you're interested in fossils.

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Okay, okay.

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Rachel's gonna need to yell
sweet nothings in his ear.

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-Ross?
-Come on! That's funny.

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Because he's gonna..
He's got, like, a hearing aid.

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Because he's all old.

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One second.

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Okay, look, Ross.

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Just so you know,
since Lizzie likes you so much...

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I've accepted the fact
that you're dating her.

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Really? That's great.

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Yeah, but then I changed my mind.

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I'm funny like that.

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So I told Lizzie, now I'm telling you.

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I don't want you
seeing my daughter anymore.

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Look, I realize it upsets you.

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Yes, it does.

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But Elizabeth and I are both adults...

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so I don't think there's
anything you can do about it.

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I'll tell the university about
your relationship and have you fired.

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Oh, a man with a plan!

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The One Where Paul's The Man

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This is so exciting. You can get your picture
back up on the wall of fame.

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He's got all the big actors.

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It was so cool when I was up there.

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Me and Jim Belushi would just be
cracking up about something.

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I get fired off Days of Our Lives
and he takes me down.

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Now he's just laughing at me.

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Look at him.
That smug Belushi bastard!

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Okay. Maybe when they put
your picture back up...

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they could put you by Matt Lauer.

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Look at him just smiling at me.

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Yeah, I know.
We'd be great together.

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-So I'm back.
-Who are you?

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Joey Tribbiani.

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From the wall?

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Okay, maybe this
will jog your memory.

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Okay, anyway.

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I'm ready to go back up on the wall.
I'm the star of a new TV show.

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-Show me in the TV book.
-It's not on TV yet.

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Well, then it's not on the wall yet.

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Okay, fine. I will bring you a tape.

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So, now, do you have any
of Matt Lauer's clothes?

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Maybe? Just ones that
haven't been cleaned yet?

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God.

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I love museums.

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-Soaking up all the culture.
-Yeah.

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-Where do you want to start?
-The gift shop!

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-And then lunch.
-Yes, but I can't eat too much.

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Paul's taking me out to dinner tonight.
He said he has a big surprise planned.

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Do you think maybe
he's gonna tell you he's gay?

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What? No, why?

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No reason. That would just be
a really big surprise, right?

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You could put the aisle over here
and have the wedding ceremony over here.

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I didn't know you could get married here.

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This would be a beautiful place
to get married.

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But I wouldn't put the aisle there.
And I would never have the ceremony there.

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You'd have the ceremony
under a beautiful arch.

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May I help you?

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Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt.
It's just such a beautiful space.

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-Do you do a lot of weddings?
-Yes, we're popular.

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There's a two-year waiting list.
Sorry.

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Monica, you should put
your name down for this place.

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What? Are you crazy?

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I'm not getting married.
I'm not even engaged.

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But there's a two-year wait.
What if you get engaged in two years?

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Then you've got to wait
another two years?

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That's four years.
Chandler's not gonna wait that long.

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He's gonna find somebody else.

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Someone who did put their name
on the list.

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It can't hurt to put your name down.

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If, in two years, you're not engaged,
you just don't use it.

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I guess there is no harm
in putting my name down.

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I'm gonna do it too.

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Me too!

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-Really? Who would you marry?
-I don't have anyone right now.

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Oh, Phoebe.

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Don't feel too sorry for me.
At least my boyfriend isn't gay.

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Phoebe, that's not..

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Don't even get me started on yours.

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-Did you watch the tape of my show?
-I did.

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-Let's get me back up there.
-You don't go up on the wall.

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-What? But you saw the show.
-lt was very offensive to my people.

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Dry cleaners?

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Russians. It showed them
as terrorists and villains.

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Okay, okay.
Look, you got Harrison Ford up there!

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That's right.
Mr. Ford is a very good customer.

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He brings us a lot of clothes.
You bring nothing!

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Okay, that may be true.

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But in Air Force One, okay,
the Russians were terrorists and evil!

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And plus, he kills a bunch of them.
That's offensive to Russians.

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-I've never seen it.
-You should. It's great!

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This place is really beautiful.

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I've been coming here since I was
a kid. This used to be my grandma's.

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The only thing I got
from my grandmother was her eyes.

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I mean, not her actual eyeballs.

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But people say that my eyes look...

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Do you wanna make out?

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Sure.

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Are you okay?

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What's wrong?

131
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Yeah. I was just thinking
about your father.

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Well, whatever works for you.

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No.

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He just really freaked me out before.

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So we have to hide our relationship
from one more person.

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Big deal.

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Besides, we've had fun hiding it.

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Yeah.

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-Yeah?
-You brought protection, right?

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Why, are there, like, bears or something?

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Protection. Yeah. No, yeah.
That.. That I forgot.

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I can't believe I brought two cans
of bug spray and forgot that.

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-I'll run to the store and get some.
-I'm the guy. I'll get it.

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-Do you know where the store is?
-No.

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Do you wanna ride around town
on my little pink bicycle?

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A little bit.

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I'll be back in 10 minutes. Get in
the hot tub and I'll meet you there.

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Okay.

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Oh, my God! What a great surprise!
This is such a beautiful house!

150
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Thank you. It used to be my mother's.
This is the kitchen.

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-Hey, Chandler.
-Hey, Joe.

152
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Everybody's gotta be doing something.

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You've reached Monica and Chandler's.

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If you're listening to this message,
we're probably screening.

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Yeah, we are.

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Hi, this is Hildy
from the Morgan Chase Museum.

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I'm calling for Monica Geller. I wanted to
let her know that there was a cancellation.

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If she's still interested in having the
Bing-Geller wedding in our facility...

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...it is available..

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This is Chandler Bing!
This is Chandler Bing!

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Yes, the groom.

162
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No, not the groom!

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It's so secluded up here.

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I know. That's why I like it here.

165
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I feel like we're the only two people
in the world.

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Sorry.

167
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What's the matter, honey?

168
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-Did you see a little mouse?
-No! Big bear! Big bear outside!

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I think I..

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-Actually, would you go check on that?
-We don't have any bears here.

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Well, okay.

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Would you get me a Diet Coke?

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-Okay. Be right back.
-Okay.

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-What are you doing here?
-What are you doing here?

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-I came with Paul!
-Yeah. I recognized the ankles.

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-Where is Elizabeth?
-She's at the store.

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-You make the girl go to the store?
-Do I know where the store is?

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Hurry up. Get out.

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Here you go, honey.

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-Thank you!
-Diet Coke.

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Ice.

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I need ice.

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Okay.

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-Thank you.
-Be right back.

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Okay.

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You and your ice.

187
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Get out! Get out! Go! Come on!

188
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No, not in there! Not in there!
He's in there!

189
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-Did you really hear a bear?
-Go!

190
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Here you go, honey.

191
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One Diet Coke with ice.

192
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Thank you.

193
00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:05,254
I am so happy that you're here.

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-Here I am!
-Elizabeth!

195
00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:10,457
Look! Elizabeth's here!

196
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,192
Who were you talking to?

197
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,629
You guys?

198
00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:20,730
How did you know we were here?

199
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She obviously saw the tire tracks
leading up to the closed garage.

200
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Obviously.

201
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What are you doing here?

202
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Did you come up here to work on
that term paper or something?

203
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Yeah.

204
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Well, why don't you go in that room
and do your homework?

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I wouldn't do it in there.
That's my dad's bedroom.

206
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That's your dad's bedroom.

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00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,609
That's your dad's bedroom!

208
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:04,943
Why are you yelling?

209
00:13:05,384 --> 00:13:08,114
That Diet Coke, I think,
just straight to my head!

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00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:15,319
Hi, honey.

211
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:16,688
See you later.

212
00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:20,525
Wait. I bought groceries.
I was gonna make you dinner.

213
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,131
Well, next time, ask!

214
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,597
Or at least wait for me to ask!

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00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:41,085
Hi, this is Hildy
from the Morgan Chase Museum.

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00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:44,188
-I'm calling for Monica Geller.
-Oh, no.

217
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I wanted to let her know
that there was a cancellation.

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00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:50,921
If she's still interested in having
the Bing-Geller wedding in our facility...

219
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it is available....

220
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Please. He didn't hear it!

221
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:57,027
This is Chandler Bing!
This is Chandler Bing!

222
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No!

223
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,840
Can I help you?

224
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:08,812
Yeah, where's the guy who decides
whose pictures go up on the wall?

225
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-He's not here right now.
-You're kidding me!

226
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Make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani
stopped by to drop off all these clothes.

227
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I'm an actor. I'm trying to get
my picture on the wall.

228
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:23,419
You know, there are two people
who could get your picture up there.

229
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,456
Oh, really?

230
00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:30,529
Well, maybe you and I go out
for drinks.

231
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:32,800
You're the other one, right?

232
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,539
So, Lizzie, are you planning on
staying the night?

233
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:42,312
No, no. Believe me,
I'm leaving as soon as possible.

234
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:47,412
Good. Not that we don't want you
to stay. Obviously, you're welcome.

235
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,747
How much more homework
do you have?

236
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:54,552
I just have one problem left
that I do not know how to solve.

237
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Rachel, maybe you wanna come
upstairs and help me figure it out?

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Really?

239
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Okay.

240
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,831
Okay, I'll go upstairs...

241
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:07,769
if you get me something
from the car.

242
00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:09,941
What do you need from the car?

243
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,699
Surprise me.

244
00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:15,168
Okay.

245
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:19,379
So you're gonna be in the car!
I will be upstairs!

246
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,678
That's where everybody's gonna be!

247
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,579
Just relax. Relax, Paul.
You're doing great.

248
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,949
She likes you.

249
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,650
I think she likes you. She likes you.

250
00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:57,649
You know why?
Because you're a neat guy.

251
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,719
You are the man.

252
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,487
You are the man!

253
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,096
Still got it.

254
00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,501
Still sexy.

255
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,769
You're just a love machine.

256
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,456
Showtime.

257
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,023
-Phoebe?
-Yeah?

258
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,964
-Have you seen Chandler?
-No, why?

259
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,968
The museum called and said
that there was a cancellation...

260
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,267
and that we could move up our
wedding. And Chandler heard.

261
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:53,477
I know. How bad is this?

262
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:57,477
Well, with a regular guy, it's bad.
With Chandler, oh, dear God!

263
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:02,515
I know! And he totally freaked out.
I can't find him anywhere!

264
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:05,884
-What are you gonna do?
-I'm never going to listen to you again.

265
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,924
"What harm can it do
if you put your name down?"

266
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:12,993
-Rachel said that.
-Well, Rachel's not here!

267
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,636
You really think she put
your picture up already?

268
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:23,672
Did she put my picture up?

269
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:25,469
You kidding, after the date we had?

270
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:28,545
I wouldn't be surprised if she put
10 of my pictures up there.

271
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:33,310
Except for the fact that I only gave her one.
I don't know where she'd get the other nine.

272
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,554
Here it is!

273
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,790
Joey, why did you sign it
"son of a bitch"?

274
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:47,365
-I didn't do that. Who would do that?
-Son of a bitch!

275
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,791
Okay. Maybe ask this guy.

276
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:53,463
-You! Get out of my shop!
-What did he do?

277
00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:55,799
-He went out with my wife!
-Joey!

278
00:17:57,776 --> 00:18:00,336
I did not go out with your wife! Okay?

279
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,202
I went out with her.

280
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,314
That's my wife!

281
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:08,381
I'm not pointing at her, no.
I'm pointing at her.

282
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,488
"Zelda McMurray."

283
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:13,982
Who the hell..?
How did she get up there?!

284
00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:15,217
Get out!

285
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:20,297
-Well, we should go.
-Yeah.

286
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:23,692
Ross?

287
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,202
Elizabeth!

288
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:36,681
Okay. I'm gonna go out this window.

289
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:40,507
I'll meet you at the front door.
Tell them you're going home.

290
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:43,119
-Okay.
-Wait! No, don't go in there!

291
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:46,114
Don't go in there!
I need another soda!

292
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,383
Ross!

293
00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:53,853
Oh, my God, Ross!
What in heaven's name are you doing here?

294
00:18:56,768 --> 00:19:00,226
And that is why
we cannot see each other anymore.

295
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:06,904
Ross, you and I are gonna have
to have a little talk.

296
00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:08,306
-Daddy, I..
-You're next!

297
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,482
Okay. I didn't know he was here.

298
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,650
Let me just see if I got this straight.

299
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:19,153
I tell you to stay away from
my daughter or I'll have you fired.

300
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,724
What you heard was:
"Take my daughter...

301
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,829
come up to my country house
and ruin my weekend with Rachel."

302
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:29,827
-Please, Paul. Just let me explain.
-No! Let me explain! Fired!

303
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,965
Okay, fine. Fine. Have me fired.

304
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,068
But I want you to know...

305
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:43,306
that you and I are not
all that different. I mean...

306
00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:46,245
I, too, am a "neat guy."

307
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:56,953
What?

308
00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,688
And I, too...

309
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,461
am "just a love machine."

310
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:30,193
-Let me show you the guest room.
-Okay.

311
00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:44,141
I'm so sorry.
Please stop freaking out.

312
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:46,701
I'm not freaking out.

313
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:52,710
Why would I? A woman named Hildy called
and said we were getting married.

314
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,715
But that happens every day.

315
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,951
Honey, we were at
this beautiful place...

316
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,286
and I just put our names down for fun.

317
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:06,259
-I mean, what's the harm in that?
-Right here.

318
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:11,462
Please don't think I was trying
to pressure you.

319
00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,968
-Phoebe and Rachel thought..
-Phoebe and Rachel?

320
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:17,539
So the people that knew about
our wedding before me were you...

321
00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:22,339
Phoebe and Rachel, Hildy, and some
band called the Starlight Magic Seven...

322
00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:24,674
who are available, by the way.

323
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,185
It was a mistake.

324
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:32,014
Please don't take this to mean
anything, because it doesn't.

325
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:35,885
Okay.

326
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:37,887
Really?

327
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:42,525
Yes. If it really doesn't mean anything,
because you know I'm not ready.

328
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:43,723
I know.

329
00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:45,294
I know.

330
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,196
Okay.

331
00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:49,198
All right.

332
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:52,070
I'm gonna go tell Joey
that you're back.

333
00:21:52,577 --> 00:21:55,068
We were really worried about you.

334
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,442
And that guy that
never delivered his burrito?

335
00:21:57,616 --> 00:22:00,084
He thought there was
some sort of connection.

336
00:22:05,223 --> 00:22:06,815
Did she buy it?

337
00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:08,450
Totally.

338
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:11,891
-So did Hildy show you the place?
-Yeah. It's beautiful.

339
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:16,126
I can't believe
you're gonna ask Monica to marry you.

340
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,393
I know.

341
00:22:30,615 --> 00:22:33,140
-Hey, Gunther.
-Take these cappuccinos to table 11.

342
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,946
And that guy wants some biscotti.

343
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:39,549
I just actually came in
for a cup of coffee.

344
00:22:41,259 --> 00:22:42,954
Do you still work here?

345
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,890
No. I quit a long time ago.

346
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:50,258
Did I forget to tell you that?
I'm sorry.

347
00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:53,396
-Cool. I was gonna fire you anyway.
-Great!