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Well, that thing's clearly in the way.

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All right.

3
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Damn fridge!

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-Hi, Joey. How you doing?
-Great...

5
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roomie.

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-I guess we are roommates.
-I know.

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Now that you bring it up,
our fridge is broken.

8
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We need a new one.

9
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I checked and your half is $400.
Thanks a lot.

10
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I'm not paying for that.

11
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I'm just here while they fix my place.

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Look, Rach, my parents bought this
fridge just after I was born. Okay?

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I have never had a problem with it.
Then you show up and it breaks!

14
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What does that tell you?

15
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That refrigerators don't live
as long as people?

16
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You know the ATM
only lets you take out 300, so...

17
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I'll take a check for the rest.

18
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You're joking, right?

19
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Of course I'm joking.
I don't take checks.

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Thank God, you're pretty.

21
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The One With Joey's Fridge

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Hi! Do you guys know any cute guys?

23
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Of course.
My good friend Joey over here.

24
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I'm sorry. Thank you, Chandler.

25
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There's a charity ball
and Ralph Lauren has a table...

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so I have to go.

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-What charity?
-I don't know.

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Something, either trees or disease...

29
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Ralph mumbles a lot.

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-He mumbles when you're not attentive?
-Yeah. It's weird.

31
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But I need to find a date.

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What kind of date?

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Someone that has his own tux
or the ability to rent a tux.

34
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So he has to be a male
who has at least $50.

35
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So close.

36
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-Hey, everybody!
-Hi, there.

37
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-This is Elizabeth.
-Hi, Elizabeth.

38
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I'm the student.

39
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Isn't she cute? Nope.

40
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Weren't you guys supposed to...

41
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not be seen together?

42
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We aren't.

43
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We just happen
to have run into each other here.

44
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This is...

45
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Oh, sly!

46
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I wanted to meet you guys,
but I have to run.

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-See you later?
-Okay.

48
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-Bye, Ross.
-Bye. See you.

49
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-Didn't mean to run into you, sir.
-That's quite all right, ma'am.

50
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Bye.

51
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Why is she leaving? Is it a
school night and she has homework?

52
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Yes. Her molecular epidemiology paper
is due tomorrow.

53
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Tell her good luck with that.

54
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Anyone else? Bring them on.

55
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-When's her birthday?
-I don't know. Why?

56
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It's just been so long
since I've been to Chuck E. Cheese.

57
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-I like Elizabeth.
-Well, thanks.

58
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I like her so much, tell her
I want my cookies early this year.

59
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A box of Thin Mints
and some Tagalongs.

60
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Give him a break.
Ross, how's it going with her?

61
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It's been great.

62
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She's 20, so she's not too serious,
which is perfect for me now.

63
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That's great.
Seriously, she seems nice.

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I know you guys like
to give me a hard time...

65
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but it means a lot to me.

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-Just knowing..
-Okay, I got a good one.

67
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What is she, like, 12?

68
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Chandler, do we talk about
our relationship enough?

69
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Yeah. Do we have any Fruit Roll-Ups?

70
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Okay.

71
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I thought of the perfect guy
for Rachel to take to her thing.

72
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That's so funny.
We found someone too.

73
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Good. She'll have a choice
between my guy and your weirdo.

74
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-Why would our guy be a weirdo?
-Because that's just your taste.

75
00:05:05,204 --> 00:05:08,264
See, Rachel's not gonna pick
your stupid guy.

76
00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:09,498
-Yeah?
-Yeah.

77
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My guy is a lawyer,
who does volunteer work.

78
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And he has one of these.

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A face ass?

80
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A chin dimple.

81
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Well, you know, our guy works
with Chandler.

82
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He's really nice and smart,
and he's a great dresser.

83
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-Have you seen your guy's body?
-No. Our guy's just a floating head.

84
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Well, my guy is spectacular.
He's a massage client.

85
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And one time, when he was on the
table, I looked at it. And I mean all of it.

86
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-You're not supposed to look.
-Like there are police for that.

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You look? You massaged me.

88
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I know.

89
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Fine. Your guy may have a great body,
but our guy is really funny.

90
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Chandler funny?

91
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-Our guy's a great dancer.
-My guy's well-read.

92
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-Our guy has great hair.
-My guy has great teeth.

93
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Our guy smells incredible.

94
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Do you want our guy to be your guy?

95
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Well, you don't look good, Joe.

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The fridge broke,
so I had to eat everything.

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Cold cuts, ice cream, limes.

98
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What was in that brown jar?

99
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-That's still in there?
-Not anymore.

100
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So anyway, how do you want to pay me?

101
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Is this a service you're providing me?

102
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No, for my new fridge.
For our new fridge.

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Our new fridge?

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-I don't live here anymore.
-So what?

105
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Look, okay, suppose we were
a divorced couple.

106
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And I got custody of the kid. Right?

107
00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:04,613
Now suppose the kid dies
and I gotta buy a new kid.

108
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Okay.

109
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Give me $400!

110
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Thank God, you're pretty.

111
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Professor Geller?

112
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Oh, a student I don't know.

113
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I was wondering if I
could talk to you for a moment?

114
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Yes, of course.
What would this be regarding?

115
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Making out in your office.

116
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Of course. Why don't we go inside.

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-What?
-Doorknob.

118
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Sorry.

119
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I actually do need to talk to you.

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What about?

121
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-Spring vacation?
-Spring vacation?

122
00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:05,780
Yeah, we have time off, and
a lot of people are going on trips..

123
00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:10,044
-Professor Geller.
-Yes, Professor Friesenstinlender.

124
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I'll be with you in one moment.

125
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So I will take one box
of the Thin Mints.

126
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You don't understand. Elizabeth was
about to ask me to go on a trip with her.

127
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Is that taking it slow?
I'm not ready for this.

128
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-What do I tell her?
-Tell her the truth, tell her you're not ready.

129
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I could do that.

130
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-What if she gets upset?
-Then you distract her with a Barbie doll.

131
00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:46,251
Or you could just, you know, you...

132
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What the hell are you doing?

133
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What the hell am I doing?
You just broke my fridge!

134
00:09:01,407 --> 00:09:02,601
What? How do..?

135
00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:04,776
How do you know it's even broken?

136
00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:08,508
You think I don't know
what breaks my fridge?

137
00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:10,775
Excuse me!

138
00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,514
Well, what do you know?

139
00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:14,981
Broken!

140
00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:17,720
That'll be $400.

141
00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:20,858
Joey, I saw you push him.

142
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You pushed him.

143
00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:31,794
Joey, I did not break this. Okay?
That has been broken for a while.

144
00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,339
Remember I told you about our fridge?

145
00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:40,979
I still haven't gotten the check
for your half yet.

146
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Do not give him any money!

147
00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:47,283
I'm not talking to you!
You broke my fridge!

148
00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:59,295
-You wanted to see me, Professor Geller?
-Yes. Please come in.

149
00:10:04,236 --> 00:10:07,171
-Doorknob?
-Yeah. It kind of grows on you.

150
00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:11,772
I wanted to finish
talking to you about spring vacation.

151
00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,343
Good.

152
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,972
Look, I...

153
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:24,181
Look, I'm having
a great time with you.

154
00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:29,692
And I just don't want us to move too
fast or put too much pressure on us.

155
00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:33,154
So I'm sorry, I just don't think
we should go away together yet.

156
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,765
It's too soon.

157
00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:38,428
Ross, I think you misunderstood
what I was saying.

158
00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:44,739
I just wanted to tell you that I'm
going to Florida for a couple weeks.

159
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,473
No.

160
00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:53,379
I think you misunderstood
what I was saying.

161
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,514
What I meant was..

162
00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,018
You are so adorable.

163
00:10:57,223 --> 00:11:00,192
That. Let's talk about that.

164
00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:05,060
-Hi.
-Hi.

165
00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:06,891
How did it go with Elizabeth?

166
00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:11,465
Fine. Just a misunderstanding.
She didn't want me to go with her.

167
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,266
She just wanted to let me know
she's going to Florida for a spring vacation.

168
00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:18,739
Wait a minute. Is she going
for spring vacation or spring break? Wahoo!

169
00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:22,707
What's the difference?

170
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:26,143
Spring vacation, you're doing nice things
with your grandparents.

171
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:29,014
Spring break, you're doing frat guys.

172
00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:33,817
You know what?
Not all spring breaks are like that.

173
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:37,018
-What did you do on yours?
-I went to Egypt with my dad.

174
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:43,526
I can see it now.
"Look, Dad, it's the Sphinx, wahoo!"

175
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:49,137
I think Elizabeth is a little more
serious than: "Spring break, wahoo!"

176
00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,869
Come on, she's taking my class.

177
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:55,343
-And slept with the professor.
-I'm gonna call her.

178
00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:02,011
You guys,
I want you to meet Sebastian.

179
00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:08,288
We met at the newsstand. We both
grabbed for the last Field and Stream.

180
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:10,959
What? I read that.

181
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:15,626
-Can I get you a cup of coffee?
-Yes. Thank you.

182
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:21,467
-Rachel, what the hell is this?
-What?

183
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:25,575
You ask us to find a guy, and you come
traipsing in here with a guy of your own?

184
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:26,867
You found me a guy?

185
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:30,708
Yes. We found you a really cute,
funny guy from Chandler's work.

186
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:34,317
Yeah, and I found you one too,
who is not a weirdo.

187
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:39,349
You know what though, guys,
I really appreciate that...

188
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,287
but I'm gonna take Sebastian.

189
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:44,395
Are you sure?
Our guy smells incredible.

190
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,031
Would you stop it with that already?

191
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:50,127
-Here you go.
-Thank you.

192
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:54,333
So, Sebastian,
do you do any volunteer work?

193
00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:56,832
-Not really. Why?
-No reason.

194
00:12:57,042 --> 00:13:00,307
I know a single guy
who does care about other people.

195
00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:02,978
Are you funny?

196
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,750
-Excuse me?
-What are you guys doing?

197
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,314
Are you funny? Tell us a joke!

198
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:13,121
I just wanted to have coffee
with Rachel.

199
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:15,589
Well, so do a lot of people.

200
00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,520
-Actually, I gotta get going.
-But you..

201
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:23,124
-Give me a call sometime.
-You didn't give me your phone number.

202
00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:24,996
Okay, see you later.

203
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:29,531
Turns out he is kind of funny.

204
00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:32,700
I cannot believe you guys!

205
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:35,938
He was really nice,
and he just left because of you!

206
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:39,180
Yeah, but "Sebastian"?
What is that, a cat's name?

207
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:44,216
You know what I noticed, Rachel?
He scares easy.

208
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,721
Is that the kind of guy you wanna take
to a ball?

209
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,894
"Hey, Sebastian, would you like to dance?"

210
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,885
"Okay. I gotta go."

211
00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,763
Stop it.
Rachel, we're very sorry.

212
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:57,629
That is a very
insensitive thing to do.

213
00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:01,135
Let us make it up to you.
We have two really great guys for you.

214
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,097
Yeah, what have you got to lose?

215
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:08,246
You might even end up with someone
really special. If you pick my guy.

216
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,309
-All right.
-So you will meet our guys?

217
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,541
Yes.

218
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,612
It doesn't matter which one you choose.
It's up to you.

219
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,789
Our guy is perfect.

220
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:23,127
Or you could go out with the guy Phoebe
deemed not good enough for herself.

221
00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:26,127
There you are!
You broke my fridge.

222
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,799
You owe me $400.

223
00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:31,269
-Okay, sure.
-Really?

224
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:36,673
Technically, you owe me $600
for sending out happy thoughts...

225
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,845
on your last 10 auditions.

226
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,880
Call it even?

227
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,313
Okay.

228
00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:51,717
There you are.

229
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,424
What did Elizabeth say?

230
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:58,124
Turns out she is going to Daytona
for "spring break, wahoo."

231
00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:03,097
That means wet T-shirt contests, guys
doing shots off of girls' bodies...

232
00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:04,394
waking up with strangers.

233
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,935
She is gonna have a great time!

234
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:11,306
Is she staying at the Hotel Corona?

235
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:15,879
-You know the hotels?
-I was there! Spring Break '81, wahoo!

236
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,777
In 1981, you were 13.

237
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:22,253
So? I drove down, sold T-shirts.
Had a blast.

238
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:26,356
You know who knows how to party?
Drunk college chicks.

239
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,485
Okay, she can't go.

240
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:33,926
You can't tell her not to go.
You just started dating.

241
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:37,158
-What am I supposed to do?
-You just have to be cool with it.

242
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:40,236
What if she goes down there and sleeps
with a bunch of guys?

243
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,164
Well, maybe you don't marry this one.

244
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:50,682
I'm sorry, this is very serious.
And you know what, Ross?

245
00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:54,683
You like her, she likes you,
everything's gonna be fine.

246
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:57,253
You're right.
I'm probably overreacting.

247
00:15:57,423 --> 00:16:00,119
It's just she's staying at this party hotel
on the beach...

248
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,817
with a huge pool and free drinks
with every meal.

249
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:07,523
If she's got enough money for that, she
can certainly pat for the fridge she broke.

250
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:16,597
I'm so glad you're going on this trip.

251
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,710
I've been working
so hard this semester.

252
00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,403
I really need to go crazy,
blow off some steam.

253
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:24,411
Sure.

254
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:29,944
Look, I don't know if your plans
are finalized yet, but...

255
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:33,355
I know a great way
to blow off steam.

256
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:36,426
-What?
-Are you into crafts at all?

257
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:39,592
Ross, are you okay?

258
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:41,896
Yeah. Of course I'm okay.

259
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:44,126
I'm just being supportive.

260
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,203
Supportive of you
and this whole trip...

261
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:50,273
and what's this?

262
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:53,743
It's a bathing suit?

263
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,079
To wear in front of people?

264
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:58,645
Is that supportive?

265
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,115
Is this?

266
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,316
Okay, good.

267
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:05,479
-Hey.
-Hi.

268
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,650
We're so glad you decided to
meet our guy. You'll like him so much.

269
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:12,693
-When do you want to meet him?
-I don't know.

270
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:15,765
-I don't work late tomorrow night.
-Tomorrow night is good.

271
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:20,564
But why put off something till
tomorrow that you could do it right now?

272
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:23,071
-Eldad, come here!
-What?

273
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,940
-This is Rachel.
-How are you?

274
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:28,579
A little blindsided but good.

275
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:32,510
Eldad, sit down. Move over now.

276
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,512
There you go. There you are.

277
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:39,286
Okay, we can take a hint!

278
00:17:40,159 --> 00:17:42,389
What? What are you doing here?

279
00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:43,788
This is Patrick.

280
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:44,951
-Hi.
-Hi.

281
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:47,724
You're too late because
she's already with our guy.

282
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:52,302
You're right, I am too late.
They're sitting on the couch and talking.

283
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,598
Come on.

284
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:57,842
Rachel? This is Patrick.

285
00:17:58,944 --> 00:17:59,968
-Hi.
-Hi.

286
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:02,010
This is the guy I was telling you about.

287
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:06,150
This suit does not do justice
to what's underneath it.

288
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,447
Okay.

289
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:12,723
But, Phoebe, I'm just sort of
in the middle of something.

290
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,517
Okay. That's okay. Have a seat.

291
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:18,621
-You can't do that!
-I should go.

292
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,856
Sit down, we're winning.

293
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,658
Maybe I should go.

294
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,803
No. Have a seat!

295
00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:28,700
Rachel, you haven't touched
Eldad's hair.

296
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:31,974
-He has the softest hair. Touch it.
-I'm good.

297
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:36,614
Rachel, Patrick is really rich.
Give her some money.

298
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,817
This isn't really worth the free massage.

299
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:43,044
-That's right. Bye-bye.
-No.

300
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:46,349
Eldad is much more cooperative,
and he can dance.

301
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,150
You dance for Rachel.

302
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:50,558
Don't dance for me. Please!

303
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:53,164
What is the matter with you?

304
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,433
Yeah, let's talk it out.

305
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:59,030
Am I the only one that this is
embarrassing for?

306
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,069
I'm a little embarrassed.

307
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:07,440
I'll tell you who should
be embarrassed. It's you guys.

308
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,046
I do not need you
to get me a date.

309
00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:13,013
-Why did she ask us to..?
-I am still talking!

310
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:16,016
Then you chase away
the one guy I actually liked.

311
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:19,782
No offense to you guys.
Really, congratulations on...

312
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:22,016
all the cash.

313
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:25,354
And you really do have very soft hair.

314
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:30,661
But I'd much rather go to the ball by
myself than go through any more of this.

315
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,097
Goodbye.

316
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:38,000
Now, do you use some sort of
special conditioner on that hair?

317
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:39,438
Papaya extract.

318
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:40,873
Thank you.

319
00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:49,015
So have a great time down there.

320
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,177
-I will.
-Yeah.

321
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,190
-Did you pack that bathing suit?
-Yeah.

322
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:57,021
It was pretty funny
when I hid it for a while.

323
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,456
Anyway.

324
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,831
I am worried about that suit.

325
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:08,006
Not because it's revealing,
which I'm fine with.

326
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,402
I'm concerned about your health.

327
00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,175
Sun exposure.

328
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,676
Don't worry, I have plenty of sun block.

329
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,610
-It's SPF 30.
-All right.

330
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,842
Well, if what's in the bottle
is actually 30.

331
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,420
Sometimes you get 30,
sometimes it's 4 and...

332
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:26,853
more often than not, it's just milk.

333
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,427
Ross, it's gonna be okay.

334
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:34,057
I'm not going down there
to hook up with a bunch of guys.

335
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,426
I really like you.

336
00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:38,062
I like how things are going between us.

337
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,498
-Really?
-Yeah.

338
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:43,539
I'm just going down there to relax
and hang out with my friends.

339
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,676
Okay. Cool.

340
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:47,572
Here they are!

341
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,656
Call me!

342
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:09,200
Sorry for pushing those guys on you.

343
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:12,301
That's all right.
I ended up having a really good time.

344
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:16,702
The charity was a big success, and they
raised a lot of money and awareness.

345
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:19,741
So, what was it for anyway?

346
00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,503
I wanna say a disease.

347
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:30,349
I just got this really weird message
from Ross. He said to turn on MTV.

348
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:37,961
Oh, my God, look! That's Elizabeth!

349
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,070
Professor Geller.

350
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:55,146
To be 13 again....