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I got my teacher evaluations.
Look what this student wrote.

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"I loved Dr. Geller's class.
Mind-blowing lectures.

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You are definitely the hottie
of the Paleontology Department."

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"Hotties of Paleontology."
There's a big-selling calendar.

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-Who wrote it?
-The evaluations are all anonymous.

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-You have their exams?
-Yeah.

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You could just match the handwriting
and there's your admirer.

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A hot girl's at stake
and he's Rain Man.

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Wait a minute. Why are we
so sure that this is a girl?

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It's a girl!

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But it wouldn't matter.

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Because I'm a teacher.
She's a student.

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-It's illegal?
-It's frowned upon.

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-And there's a big age gap.
-When you're 90..

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I know, she'll be 80 and it won't
seem like such a big difference.

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That's not what I was gonna say.

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When you're 90, you'll still have the
memory of being with a 20-year-old.

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The One Where Ross Dates A Student

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-Monica..?
-I don't know.

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You know your college friend
who became a movie director?

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Oh yeah, Dana Keystone.
She was in my movement class.

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-What's a movement class?
-He's pretending he didn't take mime.

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She's directing a new Al Pacino movie.
You gotta get me an audition.

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I haven't talked to her in 10 years.

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Please, Chandler,
I would owe you so much.

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You do owe me so much.
You owe me 3000..

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Hey, hey, dude. Why you changing
the subject? What?

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-Will you make the call?
-Okay, I'll try.

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Thanks. Last auditions are Thursday,
so I gotta get in by Thursday.

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Remember Thursday.
Remember Thursday?

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Yeah, so Tuesday?

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Thursday!

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Just think of it like this:
The third day. Monday, one day.

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Tuesday, two day.

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Wednesday...
When day, what day?

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Thursday!

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The third day, okay?

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-Thank you.
-Okay.

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-Hey, Monica..?
-She doesn't know.

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-I'm gonna check my messages.
-You thought of that in there?

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Nature called.
She wants to see who else did.

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Hello?

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Rachel.

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Someone's in our apartment.
Call the cops!

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You're on the phone!

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-Oh, my God!
-What?

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Oh, my God! Thank you!

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There was a fire at our place.

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-Oh, my God! How bad was it?
-It was a fire, I'm guessing not good.

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-Come on, we gotta go!
-Yeah, come on.

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What are you smiling about?

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The part I want to audition for is
a fireman. This is so meant to be!

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You were very generous
with your grades this semester.

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-Professor Geller?
-Yeah?

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-I really enjoyed your class.
-Oh, thank you. Thanks very much.

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I'm a little embarrassed about
calling you a hottie.

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-That was you?
-Yeah.

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I felt a little weird about it.
You're a teacher. I'm a student.

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Want to go out sometime?

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That's not the best idea.

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Oh, because I was thinking,
the semester's over.

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-You're not my teacher anymore.
-What time?

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Oh, you know what? Forget it.

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I see you already gave me an A.

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-Gotcha.
-I'm kidding! God!

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So seriously, what time?

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Coming through. Coming through.
Oh! Hello. Hi.

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Right. Coming through!

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Okay. It's not so bad.

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Most of the damage
was contained to the bedrooms.

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Hey, buddy, think I could borrow
your uniform this Thursday?

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-Excuse me?
-Joey! He's working.

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You would look good in that.

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Oh, how bad is it?

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It's really bad.

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The only thing that isn't burned is an
ax, which I do not remember buying.

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-How's your room?
-Everything's ruined.

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My bed, my clothes.
Look at my favorite sweater.

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Isn't that mine?

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Fine. I'm sorry for your loss.

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You won't be able to live here for
a while. You have a place to stay?

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Oh! Wow!

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Okay, look, pal...

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I am not in the mood
to be hit on right now.

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But if you give me your number,
I'll call you sometime.

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Yes, they can stay with us.

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Do you know what
started the fire, Mr. Fireman?

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Well, do either of you smoke?

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No. But yeah,
I could use one now. Thanks.

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-Do you light candles, burn incense?
-I do all the time. I love them!

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Oh, my God, I did it! It's me,
it's me! I burned down the house!

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Okay, Phoebe, calm down.
There's no need to place blame. Okay?

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I warned her about those candles.

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I can't believe how long it's been.

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Hey, Chandler, is that..?

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-Oh, that's great, good for you.
-So, is it..?

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Okay. So, yeah, maybe
we can get together...

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Hold on for one second.

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What?

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Do you want to get a pizza later?

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Hi, I'm back.

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Yeah, that sounds great.
We'll do it then. Okay, bye.

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When's my audition?
I know it's Thursday, but what time?

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Hi. We didn't get to it.

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I'm taking her to coffee.
We'll do it then.

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Now you're going on a date
with this girl?

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I haven't talked to her in 10 years.

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You can't just call up
and ask somebody for a favor.

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There are rules, you know?
You gotta put in some time.

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Right, I'm sorry.

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-It's not like she's an ex-girlfriend.
-We only went out once.

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You dated her?!

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Not once.

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Why don't I just go out with an ex,
you know, and do Joey a favor?

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You want to do Joey a favor?
Maybe you go out with Joey.

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That's great. My friend Joey's
in the movie business.

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You know who I ran into from school?
Howie.

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My friend's name is Joey.

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Apparently, Howie's editing now.

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Yeah, he calls me up and asks me
if he can edit my new movie.

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Can you believe that?

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You know, I haven't spoken to him
in 10 years...

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and he asks me for a favor?

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Yeah, I've always hated that Howie.

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No "How you doing?"

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Man, I mean, not even
a cup of coffee first.

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-The nerve.
-Yeah.

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Refill?

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This is last-minute, so I want
to apologize for the mess.

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Oh, who cares?

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Oh, my God! It sure didn't look
this way when I lived here.

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I know!

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But there's only room for one, so one
of you will have to stay at Joey's.

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Since the fire was kind of my fault,
you should get to stay here.

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Hey, hey, now. This was no one's
fault. It was an accident.

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It was my fault.
You should get the nice room.

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Okay!

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You're the first guest
at "Hotel Monica."

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Hotel Monica!

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Just tell me how you like your eggs.

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I thought I'd bring them
to you in bed.

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-You've been through so much.
-I have.

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This right here is where
I keep the pizza.

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And that's where the napkin is.

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-What's that smell?
-I know! I don't...

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Oh, please, it was such a big class.
You never even noticed me.

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What? Of course I did.
You sat next to "Sleepy Sleeperson."

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Who?

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Oh. I had trouble remembering names,
so I came up with nicknames.

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The guy on the other side of you
was "Smelly Von Brown Shirt."

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Oh, yeah.

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-So did you have a nickname for me?
-No. No.

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Yes, you did. What was it?

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"Cutie McPretty."

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Oh, that's so sweet!

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Listen, I gotta tell you,
I'm having a great time.

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You said it might be weird,
the whole student/teacher thing?

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And to be frank,
I thought it would be too.

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But it's not.
I mean, it's not at all.

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-Dr. Geller!
-Burt!

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-Did you sleep well last night?
-I did.

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Monica was so sweet.
She left a little mint on my pillow.

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Know what Joey left on my pillow?

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Gum.

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-We determined the cause of the fire.
-I know. It was my candle, my candle!

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No, there was an appliance left on.
It looks like a curling iron.

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-I don't use a curling iron.
-Someone does.

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Don't look at me, my hair's straight.
Straight, straight, straight.

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-It could've been a hair straightener.
-Oh.

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This is where I keep the pizza.

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And..
Hey, where'd the napkin go?

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What is that?

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Is that old shrimp?

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I think it is!

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I wouldn't want my best guest
to strain her eyes.

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Thanks, Monica.

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-Does that smell bother you?
-From Joey's?

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I can hardly smell it over here.

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Well, you let me know if you can.
I can bake a pie to cover it.

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-I can smell it a little, bake a pie.
-Okay.

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Hello?

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One minute, please.
It's the fire inspector.

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Hello? Yeah, this is Phoebe.

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Really?

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Yeah, so it turns out that it wasn't
the hair straightener...

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that started the fire.

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No, no. It was the candles.

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Yeah. It's very not good
leaving candles unattended.

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In fact, one of the first things
they teach you in fire school is...

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okay, well I have to go now.

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We had such a great time.
She's incredible.

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I thought the age difference might be
a problem, but it wasn't.

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Elizabeth is very mature for her age.

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A concept lost on some people.

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It's okay to date a student?

196
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:17,061
Well, not really. Technically,
it's not against the rules.

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00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:21,289
But it's frowned upon, especially by
the professor we saw last night:

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"Judgy Von Holier-than-thou."

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You don't want to get a reputation
as "Professor McNails-his-students."

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-Yeah. What should I do?
-Well, it seems pretty clear.

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What's more important?
What people think or how you feel?

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-You gotta follow your heart.
-Joey, that's so sweet.

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-Hi.
-Hey! So how'd it go with Dana?

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Any reason I should leave a block
of time open? Say, Thursday?

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-I couldn't do it.
-You couldn't do it?

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I need more time.
We're going to dinner.

207
00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:03,938
You're going out with her again?

208
00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:08,838
-Going out with who?
-Dana Keystone, from college.

209
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,744
Oh, yeah. Wasn't she...?

210
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,951
No, that was Dana Kaplan.

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00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,518
Oh.

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00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,784
-Joey, you didn't even know her!
-Yeah, whatever.

213
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:26,758
Great story again.

214
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:30,900
The yarns that you weave!

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00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,904
You know, actually, I should get going.

216
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:39,100
Oh, no, no, stay!
Because you should stay.

217
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:45,081
Oh, I am really flattered.

218
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:49,721
But I just...
I don't feel that way about you.

219
00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:52,381
Oh, no, no. That's not..

220
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:56,220
I'm sorry, Chandler.
You know, you're such a sweet guy...

221
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and I don't want to hurt you.

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00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:01,925
I wish I could do something
to make you feel better.

223
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:04,261
No.. Really?

224
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:06,065
Of course.

225
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,267
Well, it just hurts so bad, I...

226
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:12,273
Oh, I'm sorry.

227
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:16,915
-Maybe there is one thing you can do.
-What? Anything. Anything.

228
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,950
Well, I mean, this is just
off the top of my head now.

229
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:24,914
But I have this friend..
This actor friend.

230
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He would kill me if he knew
that I was doing this.

231
00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:30,086
But...

232
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:36,694
would it be possible for him to
audition for your movie on Thursday?

233
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:39,303
Absolutely.

234
00:15:39,538 --> 00:15:40,766
But...

235
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:45,943
you'd really feel better if your
friend could audition for my movie?

236
00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:48,305
The heart wants what it wants. Bye.

237
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:58,022
Hey! How's it going?

238
00:15:58,223 --> 00:16:01,317
Well, not much has changed
in the last five minutes.

239
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,659
Yes, it has. I made cookies!

240
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:06,831
I'm still full from your
homemade potato chips.

241
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:12,159
But you should eat them now,
because they're hot from the oven.

242
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:13,527
Okay.

243
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:18,233
But not in here! Can't eat them
in bed, remember? No crumbies!

244
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,674
Oh. Okay, I'll be out in a second.

245
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:22,904
Okay.

246
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,218
-What are you doing?
-This doesn't lock, does it?

247
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:44,827
-Oh! Joey, I'm sorry.
-It's all right, don't worry about it.

248
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,504
But look!
That's gonna leave a stain.

249
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:51,267
Rach, hey, it's fine.
You're at Joey's.

250
00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:54,575
-Really?
-Yeah, look.

251
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,009
Yeah.

252
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:03,350
-I've never lived like this before.
-I know.

253
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,192
Well, don't waste it.
I mean, it's still food.

254
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:19,196
What do you want to do now?
Want to get a drink?

255
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:20,427
I can't.

256
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:25,235
-Oh, you have some studying to do?
-No, I have some turning 21 to do.

257
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,948
You know, I remember when I was
in college, we used to..

258
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:37,755
-What are you doing?
-Nothing, I'm so comfortable with you.

259
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,553
Do you not want to be seen with me?

260
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:46,230
No, of course I do. Are they gone?

261
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:50,561
No, they're still here.
But I think I'm about to leave.

262
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,397
What? No, no, wait, wait..

263
00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:57,408
You're right, this is stupid.
Who cares what people think?

264
00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:59,644
I mean, we like each other, right?

265
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:01,745
There's nothing wrong with that.

266
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:03,805
Come on.

267
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,921
Burt. Lydia. Mel.

268
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,525
-This is Elizabeth.
-Hi.

269
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:17,193
Aren't you in my popular culture
class?

270
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,897
That's right, Lydia.
Elizabeth is a student.

271
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,828
And we're dating.

272
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,161
And you may frown upon that but...

273
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,804
we're not gonna hide it anymore.

274
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,541
You are so fired.

275
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:34,945
-What?
-They'll fire you.

276
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,705
You can't date her.
It's against the rules.

277
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,544
Really? It's not just frowned upon?

278
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:48,025
I love it at Joey's!

279
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,195
-Nice!
-Thanks.

280
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:54,729
So you busy Thursday?

281
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:59,899
Oh, very funny. Remember?
My audition was supposed to be Thursday.

282
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:06,511
You got me the audition?
Let's hug it up!

283
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:10,978
Okay, okay! What are you
gonna do to me if you get the part?

284
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,312
-Hey.
-Hi.

285
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,045
Yeah, okay, I need to talk to you.

286
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:20,587
I know they said the hair straightener
started the fire.

287
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,850
But I think I'm partly at fault.

288
00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:25,586
You see, I didn't tell you, but...

289
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:28,526
I had recently refilled
the tissues.

290
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:31,429
And so, let's face it,
that's just kindling.

291
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:34,706
So I think it's fair that
I stay at Joey's.

292
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,671
No, no, no, this was my fault.

293
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,344
-Besides, I'm fine here.
-Okay.

294
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:43,510
-Chandler, Monica's looking for you.
-Really?

295
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:48,083
-She said something about crumbies.
-No, no, no! I was so careful.

296
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,086
You have to switch with me.
Monica is driving me crazy.

297
00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:57,251
That's right. All the ladies
want to stay at Joey's.

298
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,865
No, I don't want to switch.

299
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,761
Please! I can throw
wet paper towels here!

300
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:07,461
No, but at Monica's,
you can eat cookies over the sink.

301
00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,709
I know. I'm sorry.

302
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,935
All right, fine.

303
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:19,143
This looks like so much fun.
God, what a mess.

304
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,216
Wow, it actually is in the handbook.

305
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:32,727
I can't date you or have
a hot plate in my office.

306
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:38,125
I can't believe we have
to stop seeing each other.

307
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:42,967
For what it's worth, I did appreciate
you standing up for me.

308
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:46,070
That felt really nice.

309
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,837
Kind of made me like you even more.

310
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:53,279
I know, I know. I really like
you too. But we can't date.

311
00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:55,918
It's against the rules.
It's forbidden.

312
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:59,321
-Wow.
-What?

313
00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:03,187
Just hearing you describe it
as "forbidden"...

314
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,020
it's really hot.

315
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,364
Really?

316
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:10,700
Yeah.

317
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:16,131
Well, I don't care how hot it is,
it's wrong.

318
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:21,505
-Stop it.
-No, no. It's wrong.

319
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,437
It's naughty.

320
00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:25,876
It's...

321
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,184
taboo.

322
00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:30,545
Shut the book.

323
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:35,489
Hey. Let's also get a hot plate.

324
00:21:40,198 --> 00:21:41,187
Hey.

325
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:42,624
Hey.

326
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:45,564
-So?
-So...?

327
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,867
It's Thursday!
How was the audition?

328
00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:52,305
It's.. Monday, one day. Tuesday,
two day. Wednesday, what day..

329
00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:55,735
Oh!