1 00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:07,334 Listen.... 2 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:09,667 You think I have a chance with Janine? 3 00:00:10,243 --> 00:00:11,642 We've been through this. 4 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,278 Don't do this to yourself. 5 00:00:13,546 --> 00:00:15,912 She made it clear it isn't going to happen. 6 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:19,574 All right, then. I guess I shouldn't get too excited... 7 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:21,378 that I just kissed her! 8 00:00:21,621 --> 00:00:23,782 -Are you serious? -That's great! 9 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:25,756 Yeah, well, we'll see. 10 00:00:27,927 --> 00:00:28,951 You kissed her? 11 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:32,091 We kissed it up real nice. 12 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:36,135 So you ended up with Janine. 13 00:00:36,302 --> 00:00:39,863 Well, congratulations, you won fair and square. 14 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,305 Yeah, it was real neck and neck there for awhile. 15 00:00:44,010 --> 00:00:45,910 So you kissed. Then what happened? 16 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:48,640 I came over here to tell you guys. 17 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,707 So she's waiting over there for you? 18 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:54,478 Yeah. 19 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:01,394 The One With The Apothecary Table 20 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:41,359 -I gotta go. -Okay. 21 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:46,130 I'm gonna be late for dance class. 22 00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:47,397 Okay. 23 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:52,538 -Okay, now I'm really leaving. -All right. 24 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:53,871 But can you just... 25 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,048 just leave your lips? 26 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,279 Have you kissed her yet? 27 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:07,749 It's awesome! 28 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,428 I could do it forever. 29 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:14,360 You know what? She kisses better than my mom cooks. 30 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:17,297 I'm so glad you said, "cooks." 31 00:02:18,238 --> 00:02:22,470 Look, it's like imagine your best kiss ever. 32 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:26,203 Right? Okay, now multiply that by, like, 10. 33 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,480 Wait a second, you dated Ross. 34 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:36,884 And you date Chandler. Okay, multiply it by, like, 50. 35 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:41,685 Rachel, you've got to tell the post office that you've moved. 36 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:44,029 We still get your bills and stuff. 37 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,796 Pottery Barn! You can throw the rest away. 38 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,101 I'm not your garbage man. 39 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:53,063 I'm your mailman. 40 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,031 Monica, look. 41 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:59,038 Here is that table that I ordered. 42 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:03,543 -You got it from Pottery Barn? -Yeah. It's an apothecary table. 43 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:06,011 Does anyone even know what an apothecary is? 44 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:07,914 A pharmacist. 45 00:03:09,155 --> 00:03:10,144 "A pharmacist." 46 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:14,757 Phoebe hates Pottery Barn. 47 00:03:15,094 --> 00:03:16,561 I hate Pottery Barn too. 48 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:19,889 They kicked me out just because I sat on a bed. 49 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,862 You took off your pants and got under the sheets. 50 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:26,831 I was tired. 51 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:30,837 Phoebe hates Pottery Barn? 52 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,944 She hates mass-produced stuff. 53 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:36,046 She thinks her furniture should have a story behind it. 54 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:38,250 This has a story behind it. 55 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:42,716 They had to ship it all the way from the White Plains store. 56 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:47,719 It's got to be one-of-a-kind. 57 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,963 Like that God-awful ceramic fruit bowl she has on her counter? 58 00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:55,031 Hey! I made that for her. 59 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,036 -You made pottery? -Yeah. 60 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:01,298 I made it out of a fruit bowl I found in the garbage. 61 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:07,205 If you put that in her apartment, you'll never hear the end of it. 62 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,608 I'll tell her that it's an antique. 63 00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:12,373 She doesn't have to know where it came from. 64 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,715 I love these little drawers. 65 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:17,822 Oh, look! It says that it holds 300 CDs. 66 00:04:18,057 --> 00:04:21,083 Just like the apothecary tables of yore. 67 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,390 Your what? 68 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,364 -What? -What? 69 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:30,331 Enjoy the catalog, sweetheart. 70 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:37,835 So the farmer says: 71 00:04:38,077 --> 00:04:40,978 "That's not a cow, and you're not milking." 72 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,813 I'm so glad you're together. 73 00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:48,214 We wanted a couple to go out with, and now we have one. 74 00:04:48,554 --> 00:04:50,351 We're a couple of couples. 75 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:54,560 I had so much fun tonight. What a great restaurant! 76 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:58,490 And, Chandler, I can't believe I let you pay for this one. 77 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:02,526 Thanks again, man. 78 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:06,872 If you come over tomorrow, I'll make pasta. 79 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:08,506 -That'd be great! -Okay. 80 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:11,109 But at least let us bring the wine. 81 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:14,744 -You don't have to. -I insist. 82 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:19,941 -You'll get the wine, right? -Yeah. 83 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:23,952 -Okay, good night. -See you tomorrow. 84 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:25,587 Can't wait. 85 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:33,091 How are we going to get out of that one? 86 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:40,767 I can't handle two nights in a row with them. 87 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:43,965 What's wrong with them? 88 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:45,938 They're just a little... 89 00:05:46,245 --> 00:05:47,473 blah! 90 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,077 Blah? 91 00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:54,319 Well, you know, he's blah. She's just... 92 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:57,316 She's very loud for such a small person. 93 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:03,093 They're my best friends. 94 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:06,823 Are you saying we can't go out? Because that'd be a problem. 95 00:06:07,266 --> 00:06:09,826 Of course we can still hang out with them. 96 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:12,070 Just not two nights in a row. 97 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:17,068 -Okay? -I guess. 98 00:06:17,276 --> 00:06:18,800 Thank you. 99 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:26,278 I'll sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents. 100 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:38,530 What a great table! Where did you get it? 101 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:40,464 Guess. 102 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:43,298 A flea market? 103 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:46,461 I knew you would get it on the first guess. 104 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:51,499 Isn't it cool? It's an apothecary table. 105 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:55,340 You can just imagine that this is where... 106 00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:58,209 they kept all their stuff to make potions. 107 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,379 You can almost smell the opium. 108 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:05,783 Almost. 109 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:07,284 How much was it? 110 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,050 Just only 500 bucks. 111 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:10,990 Five hundred bucks at a flea market? 112 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:14,666 I thought you meant how much was it... 113 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:16,901 when it was new, back then. 114 00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:21,531 It was at a flea market, so it was like a dollar. 115 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:26,138 -A dollar? -And 50? 116 00:07:26,479 --> 00:07:29,039 So it was like one and 50 dollars. 117 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:33,209 -They gave you the old-time pricing. -Yeah. 118 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:36,048 Well, what period is it from? 119 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:37,853 It's from yore. 120 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:40,217 Like the "days of yore," you know? 121 00:07:41,561 --> 00:07:42,653 Yes, I do. 122 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:46,057 -It's just perfect. -Oh, good. 123 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:48,390 I bet it has a great story too. 124 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:50,728 Did they tell you where it's from or...? 125 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:54,495 Yes, that I know. This is from White Plains. 126 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:57,405 White Plains. 127 00:07:57,677 --> 00:08:00,544 It sounds like such a magical place. 128 00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:07,610 -I'm here. -Hi! 129 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:10,181 Oh, my God! 130 00:08:10,456 --> 00:08:12,117 -You like it? -Oh, my God! 131 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:15,019 It's my new apothecary table! 132 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:18,422 Phoebe will be here any second. She can't see this. 133 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:21,394 Why not? She'll love it. It's the real thing. 134 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,295 I got it at Pottery Barn. 135 00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:26,394 I know. I bought the same one. 136 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:29,302 And if she sees your table, she'll know I lied. 137 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:32,204 -I said ours was an original. -Why? 138 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:34,402 Because she hates Pottery Barn. 139 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:37,947 She hates Pottery Barn? 140 00:08:38,784 --> 00:08:40,809 She says it's all mass-produced... 141 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:44,955 nothing is authentic, and everyone winds up having the same stuff. 142 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:50,819 So come on! Can we cover this up, please? 143 00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:54,225 I am not gonna hide it from Phoebe. 144 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:57,732 Although I did get some great Pottery Barn sheets. 145 00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:01,232 I forgot they made sheets! 146 00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:08,146 I still can't believe she hates Pottery Barn. 147 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,005 It's not like she hates you. 148 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,274 Yeah, but Pottery Barn? 149 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,620 You know what I think? She's just weird. 150 00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:21,251 It's because she's a twin. Twins are weird. 151 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:25,923 She's not weird. She likes her stuff to be one-of-a-kind. 152 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,701 You know what's not one-of-a-kind? A twin! 153 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:38,204 Let's turn out the lights and watch the movie. 154 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:42,038 -Hey, cool sheet! -You like it? 155 00:09:42,281 --> 00:09:45,045 -You want to know where I got it? -Sure. 156 00:09:45,284 --> 00:09:46,649 At a flea market. 157 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:50,552 You buy your sheets at a flea market? 158 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:54,821 Come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little. 159 00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:00,898 Dinner will be ready in 20 minutes. 160 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,795 Here is the wine to bring over tonight. 161 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:07,232 You were also gonna buy Monica flowers... 162 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:10,873 but you couldn't, because you paid for dinner last night. 163 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:14,905 Thanks. But it's just gonna be me tonight. 164 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:19,014 -What happened to Janine? -She's really sick. 165 00:10:19,518 --> 00:10:22,385 -That's too bad. -Yeah, she's been in there all day. 166 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:26,217 High fever, nose problem. It's... 167 00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:28,757 phlegm, phlegm, phlegm, phlegm, phlegm. 168 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,231 Monica! Chandler! 169 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:38,826 I'm sorry about tonight. I don't know if Joey told you... 170 00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:42,097 but I couldn't get out of going to this play. 171 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:47,178 Have a great time, huh? 172 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,110 That's funny, I saw no phlegm. 173 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:55,910 Oh, no, she really is sick. 174 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:58,053 Then why is she going to a play? 175 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,622 Well, you know, "Starve a fever... 176 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:02,724 go to a play for a cold." 177 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:07,730 Why is Janine not coming over for dinner? 178 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:12,063 She didn't want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. 179 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:13,430 I'm so sorry. 180 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,568 Why doesn't she want to hang out with us? 181 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:21,873 Because she thinks that you are blah. 182 00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,710 And that you, Monica, are too loud. 183 00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:28,477 What?! 184 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:32,117 What? 185 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,484 So she just pretended to have a good time? 186 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:36,627 She was lying to our faces? 187 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:39,126 I can't believe this. Who is she to judge us? 188 00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:43,767 -We couldn't have been nicer to her. -And I am not blah. I am a hoot! 189 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,637 Come on, please, you guys. Don't be mad. 190 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,501 I'm sure she said it... 191 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:53,075 because she was nervous because you're my best friends. 192 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,270 And it was our first date. 193 00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:58,347 Plus, she's really sick. 194 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,421 You said you made that up! 195 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:05,522 But isn't the sick thing better than the play thing? 196 00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:10,685 They're both good. I generally just go with, "Monica's drunk again." 197 00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:15,494 Come on, please just give her another chance. 198 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:19,169 -She'll come around, I promise. -Of course we will. 199 00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:22,032 -Come on, we gotta make dinner. -Okay. 200 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,102 I do not like that woman! 201 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,605 I can hear you! 202 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:33,849 I am loud! 203 00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:47,726 Can you please not put your feet up on my new..? 204 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,827 Old sheet. 205 00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:51,393 Oh, sure. 206 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,898 My apothecary table! 207 00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:57,700 -What? -No! 208 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:01,705 -Where did you get this? -At Pottery Barn, okay? 209 00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:06,180 Oh, my God! 210 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:10,749 Pottery Barn has ripped off the design of our antique! 211 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:15,349 If they've ripped off our table... 212 00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:19,394 ours must be worth much more than one and 50 dollars. 213 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,999 This doesn't even smell like opium. 214 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:26,102 It smells like wine, which you spilled. 215 00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:28,272 And thanks for wrecking my sheet. 216 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:32,575 Ross, calm down. I'll give you the 80 cents. 217 00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:39,441 Okay, one more time. 218 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,515 Would you like some orange juice? 219 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:45,190 -Perfect decibel. -I know! 220 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,592 What are you guys doing? 221 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:54,424 Nothing. We're just talking. You know, blah-blah-blah. 222 00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:58,259 Come on, you said you were gonna try. 223 00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:02,132 I came over to invite you to a movie with me and Janine. 224 00:14:02,374 --> 00:14:04,035 -What do you say? -I'd like to... 225 00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,302 but I'm not sure if we have the time. 226 00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:10,114 Very funny. I don't know what to do. 227 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:12,284 I really want you to get along. 228 00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:15,213 Please come to the movie with us. You owe me. 229 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,112 -We owe you? -That's right. 230 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:20,292 I helped you out in the start of your relationship. 231 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,652 I helped you sneak around for six months. 232 00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:24,690 I looked like an idiot. 233 00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,387 And I was humiliated. 234 00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,292 And I only made $200. 235 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:32,800 We didn't give you any money. 236 00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:37,837 You don't think I know that? 237 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:45,409 I can't decide if it goes better by the new chair... 238 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:46,810 the Sahara desk... 239 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:49,111 or the Parker console table. 240 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:51,812 I didn't know there was a Pottery Barn up here. 241 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:55,454 -I know, I went a little crazy. -A little? 242 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:58,494 Your place looks like page 72 of the catalog. 243 00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,229 Look at that! 244 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:05,529 The ornamental birdcage! Large. 245 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:11,366 Oh, Ross? Be careful. That is very old. 246 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:15,876 Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that. 247 00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:18,509 Fascinating. 248 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,117 Another amazing find! 249 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,791 -I bet this has a great story too. -It does. 250 00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:32,623 It is a room-separating apparatus from Colonial times. 251 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:37,660 A lot of this stuff is from the Colonial times. 252 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,737 What are some other time periods, Rachel? 253 00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:44,806 Well, there's yore. 254 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:50,174 And, you know, yesteryear. 255 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:55,812 Rachel has such a good eye for this stuff. 256 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,421 Ross, if you ever decide to redecorate... 257 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,852 and I think you should... 258 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,890 you should ask Rachel to help. 259 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:04,789 He doesn't need my help. 260 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:08,330 I think he's ready to get rid of the.. What'd you call it? 261 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,330 The "cheap knockoffs and dinosaur junk"? 262 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:17,103 Really? 263 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:22,270 You know, since you have such a great sense of what I need.. 264 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:24,572 Here's 60 bucks. 265 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:28,947 Why don't you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market... 266 00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,950 and get me some stuff. 267 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,555 I don't think Phoebe wants to come. 268 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,458 -I do want to. -She does want to. 269 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,063 -She does want to. -Yeah! 270 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:43,701 -I'm gonna get my purse. -Okay. 271 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:48,796 Hey, can I have all this stuff when she makes you throw it out? 272 00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:53,104 Well, sure, and I'll show you right where you can put it. 273 00:16:58,817 --> 00:17:02,344 I guess the flea market was just better last time. 274 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:05,681 Well, at least I got these sheets for Ross. 275 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:10,258 Look at this. Pottery Barn. 276 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,259 You know what? Don't look at it. 277 00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:15,865 -Seriously, don't look at it. -Look! 278 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,103 There's the table they stole from us. 279 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,361 Oh, those bastards! Let's go. 280 00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:26,535 That fan kind of looks like ours and the birdcage and... 281 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,810 Wait a second, this is our exact living room! 282 00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:32,176 No, it's not. 283 00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:34,783 Come on, ours is totally different. 284 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:38,649 I mean, we don't have the.. We don't have that lamp. 285 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:43,825 And that screen is on the other side. 286 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:48,026 Oh, my God. This is where you got all our stuff. 287 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,734 Pottery Barn! Oh, my God! 288 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,861 Okay, I did, all right? I'm sorry. 289 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:58,134 I wanted this stuff, and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. 290 00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:01,210 -Come on, don't be mad. -No, but I am mad. 291 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,746 Because this stuff is what's wrong with the world... 292 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,974 and it's in my living room... 293 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:10,915 and all I can think about is how I don't have that lamp! 294 00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:14,255 Well, then, honey, buy the lamp. 295 00:18:14,526 --> 00:18:16,721 We have that 60 bucks from Ross. 296 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,157 I can't! I can't! 297 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,225 Unless... 298 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:27,098 Are you saying you'd move out if I didn't buy that lamp? 299 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,374 No, I'm not gonna move out! 300 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:33,671 But are you saying that you would move out if I didn't buy that lamp? 301 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:38,515 -Yes! I would so move out. -Then I don't have a choice. 302 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:41,379 -I have to buy that lamp! -That's right. 303 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:45,581 But at least the apothecary table's real. 304 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,928 This was great. Didn't everybody have a great time? 305 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,894 I did. I really did, and I've got to say... 306 00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,503 I'm sorry if I was weird after the last time we went out. 307 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,606 I guess I was just nervous. 308 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,436 -That's understandable. -Don't worry about it. 309 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,906 So we can go out again? 310 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,377 -Absolutely. -Well, good. 311 00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:17,319 See? 312 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:18,647 Wasn't that fun? 313 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,789 We have got to move. 314 00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,058 What? 315 00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:24,555 I knew it! 316 00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:28,797 You're not so quiet yourself, missy! 317 00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:33,728 I'm blah? The only thing more boring than modern dance... 318 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,234 is you talking about it. 319 00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:38,932 "Oh, Chandler, I just lost myself in the movement." 320 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,577 You know, I know you're talking... 321 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,513 but all I hear is, "Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah." 322 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,916 All right, you and me! Let's go right now! 323 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,418 All right, enough! 324 00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:56,690 Enough! You two, go home. I gotta talk to Janine. 325 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,156 I really think you could take her. 326 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,796 You better hope I don't see you in the hallway! 327 00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:08,630 All right. 328 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,138 Look, we got a little bit of a problem here. 329 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,607 You can't my treat my friends that way. 330 00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:18,874 -They said stuff to me too. -I know, I'll talk to them about it. 331 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,309 They mean so much to me. 332 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,851 They're like my family, you know? 333 00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:27,285 If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time.... 334 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:32,324 I don't think we can be together. It just can't work, okay? 335 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:33,862 It can't. 336 00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:35,997 I'm very upset. 337 00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:38,902 Okay. 338 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,332 Would it help if I apologized? 339 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,204 Yeah. 340 00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:45,204 That'd be very helpful. 341 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,843 What did I tell you about the hall? 342 00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:57,886 I was coming over to apologize for my behavior. 343 00:20:59,491 --> 00:21:02,153 I'd really like it if we could be friends. 344 00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:09,163 Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so... 345 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,528 I would like that too. 346 00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:14,372 -Great. -Now, come on. 347 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,508 -I'm glad we worked it out. -Me too. 348 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,577 -I'll see you. -Bye. 349 00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:25,874 -Or I'll hear you. -That's it, big girl! 350 00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:29,716 Wait! 351 00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:34,782 You'd better run! 352 00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:37,589 Did you hear that? 353 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:42,058 -What am I gonna do? -I'm sorry, man. 354 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,895 -Want to go watch? -Yeah! 355 00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:56,938 You know, I'm not sure you could have taken Janine. 356 00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:59,145 I could have taken her. 357 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:02,879 -She's much bigger than you. -Are you kidding me? 358 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:07,719 I know what to do with tall girls. You go for their knees. 359 00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:13,663 -How you doing? -So did she move out? 360 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,626 Pretty much. 361 00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:18,062 I can't believe you just broke up with her. 362 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,396 When it's not right, you know it. 363 00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:23,833 -You okay? -I'll be all right. 364 00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:28,206 -You know what would cheer you up? -What? 365 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:33,046 I'm giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night. 366 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:36,482 I think you should come. 367 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,521 You're right, that did cheer me up.