1 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:06,702 Why is everybody using these tiny, little lights nowadays? 2 00:00:06,973 --> 00:00:08,998 I remember when people used big ones. 3 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:11,700 That's a good story, Grandpa. 4 00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:19,541 Wow. Monica's letting other people help decorate her tree? 5 00:00:19,819 --> 00:00:22,049 Did someone get her drunk again, or...? 6 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:26,817 Having a perfect tree is not what Christmas is about. 7 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:28,957 It's about being with loved ones. 8 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:31,686 That is nice. And we're done. Ta-da! 9 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:36,996 It just doesn't quite feel like Christmas to me. 10 00:00:37,804 --> 00:00:39,567 Oh, here. 11 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:44,638 See, now it feels like Christmas. 12 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,605 The One With The Routine 13 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:26,541 And that's the story of the dreidel. 14 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:32,556 Some people trace the Christmas tree to the Egyptians... 15 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:37,458 who'd bring palm branches into huts on the shortest day of the year... 16 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,255 symbolizing life's triumph over death. 17 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:43,434 And that was, like, 4000 years ago. 18 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:47,366 Around the same time that you started this story. 19 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,904 -Hey, you guys. -Hey. What's up? 20 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:57,412 I had to get out of the apartment. Janine's stretching all over. 21 00:01:57,717 --> 00:01:59,708 Everywhere I look she's like.... 22 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:06,550 I can see why that's hard to resist. 23 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:09,061 I like her so much. 24 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,092 I'm sorry she doesn't feel the same. 25 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:13,060 I know. And she's so sweet. 26 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:16,962 I just want to feed her grapes and brush her hair. 27 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:20,633 You are aware that she's not a monkey, right? 28 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:26,235 I am so over Janine. 29 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:31,940 Yeah, at first I thought she was hot, but now she's like old news. 30 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,917 -Hey, guys. -Janine! 31 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:40,584 I'm gonna be a dancer on a TV special for New Year's Eve. 32 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:44,752 It's called some sort of Dickin' Rockin' Dicky Eve. 33 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:49,099 Hold it. 34 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:53,094 Are you talking about Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve? 35 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:55,171 Yeah, that's what I said. 36 00:02:57,710 --> 00:03:00,543 Oh, my God, we love that show! 37 00:03:00,813 --> 00:03:03,805 Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember. 38 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:07,451 You're still just a little fat girl inside, aren't you? 39 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:12,184 I'm gonna be one of the party people. 40 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:17,224 You're gonna be a party person? Those guys rock the most! 41 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:21,064 They said to bring someone. Want to be my dance partner? 42 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:23,997 I would love to spend New Year's with you. 43 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:27,035 They're taping tomorrow. I don't understand why.. 44 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:28,706 Well, how it works is... 45 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:32,708 the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live. 46 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:36,005 But they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time. 47 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:38,581 Not a lot of people know that. 48 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,714 Do you guys want to come too? 49 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:45,582 -Are you serious? -We are there! 50 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:50,754 What are you laughing at? 51 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:54,932 Well, I used to date him, but you're still going out with her. 52 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:00,430 Thanks. Great, so we can all go together. 53 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:02,607 I gotta run. I'll catch you later. 54 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:05,200 Bye, Janine. 55 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,205 Did she just ask me out on a date? 56 00:04:09,849 --> 00:04:12,079 I don't think so. 57 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:15,719 She invited him to the biggest party of the millennium. 58 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:18,515 Yeah, but she also invited you and Ross. 59 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:21,922 I'm sorry, I don't think that that was a romantic thing. 60 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:25,063 Well, maybe. But, hey, I know how I can find out. 61 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:27,027 It's a New Year's Eve party. 62 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:31,704 So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great. 63 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:34,737 If she says, "What are you doing?" 64 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:37,738 I can say, "lt wasn't me, it was New Year's." 65 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,475 That's better than Ross kissing me in high school... 66 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:46,276 and saying that he did it because he needed Chap Stick. 67 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,453 It was a dry day. 68 00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:58,229 We are going to Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve! 69 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:00,296 Oh, my God! 70 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,559 Oh, my God! 71 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:04,764 Oh, my God! 72 00:05:12,111 --> 00:05:14,136 Okay, I've been on sets before... 73 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:16,109 so let me give you some advice. 74 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,683 It's a show, but we're just dancing. It's no big deal. 75 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,978 Important thing to remember: Stay cool. 76 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:24,848 -Got it. -Okay. 77 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:28,188 Oh, my God! It's just like I dreamed it! 78 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:30,826 Everyone! Gather up! 79 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,825 -Excuse us! -Excuse us! 80 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:37,629 The music's gonna start, you're gonna dance... 81 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:40,964 we'll tape it. Don't look at the camera. Questions? 82 00:05:41,207 --> 00:05:44,870 Yeah, I have a question. When is this gonna air? 83 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,871 Yeah. Now, you guys dance over there... 84 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,844 you guys, over there. I want you two here. 85 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:53,313 Everyone else, spread out. 86 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:56,421 We'd rather not dance together because we're brother and sister. 87 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:58,250 Yeah, it would seem kind of weird. 88 00:05:58,424 --> 00:06:03,589 As weird as coming all the way down here and then having to go home right now? 89 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:07,763 So when is it gonna air? 90 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:15,437 You look in the kitchen, I got the closet. 91 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,973 I can save you time, ladies. I'm right here. 92 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:23,809 Yeah. Why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you. 93 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:27,317 We're looking for our presents from Monica. 94 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:28,815 That's terrible. 95 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:30,680 No, we do it every year. 96 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:33,390 Oh, well, that makes it not terrible. 97 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,418 Yeah, we never find them. 98 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:40,530 She's always bested us, that wily...minx. 99 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:43,358 We'll search here for an hour... 100 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:46,265 and then we'll go to Joey's and search, okay? 101 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:49,872 -You can't look for Monica's presents. -We have to. 102 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:54,240 You don't have to. And you can't, because I live here too. 103 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:58,044 Well, then you should look with us. 104 00:06:58,785 --> 00:06:59,774 Why? 105 00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:02,580 Aren't you worried about what to get Monica? 106 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:05,050 No, I have a great idea for her present. 107 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:08,260 Oh, that's it? A great idea? Oh, yeah? 108 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,057 What if she gets you a great present... 109 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:14,425 two mediums and lots of little ones... 110 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:17,797 and you just get her one present? She'll feel bad. 111 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:20,595 Why would you do that to her? Why? Why? 112 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,735 -If I help, we can find them faster! -Right! 113 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:28,437 We have a live one! 114 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:31,310 -Oh, it's a Macy's bag! -Yeah. 115 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,876 Who's it for? 116 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:40,752 "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? 117 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,794 P.S. Chandler, I knew they'd break you." 118 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,728 Uh-oh. She may be onto us. 119 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:54,631 We are so gonna find them this year. 120 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:58,641 You said you'd go across the hall and look. Do you do that every year? 121 00:07:58,845 --> 00:07:59,937 Yeah. 122 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:02,841 You don't go into the back of my closet... 123 00:08:03,115 --> 00:08:05,481 and look under my gym bag or anything? 124 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:08,677 -No. Never do that. -No. 125 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:14,954 That's where Joey gave me stuff to store that I've never seen. 126 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:19,756 Okay, that did not just happen. 127 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:28,929 Here comes a camera. 128 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:32,201 Right. No biggie. Stay loose. 129 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,947 Why do they keep doing that? 130 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,023 We have to get up on one of those platforms. 131 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:48,954 They've been taping them all day. 132 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:50,354 Right. 133 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:57,566 What'd you guys do to get up on there? 134 00:08:57,837 --> 00:08:59,361 We learned how to dance. 135 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:04,400 When you learned to dance, did you forget how to put on underpants? 136 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:06,271 Yeah! 137 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:12,818 -Hey, you're a good dancer. -Really? 138 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:15,213 You'd be better if you loosened your hips. 139 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:18,150 -What do you mean? -Like this. 140 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:23,689 That's it. Feel the rhythm. That's better. 141 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:28,098 You're dancing with her. 142 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,869 -We're together. -Yeah, we came together. 143 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,104 I don't see it. 144 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:37,498 You are dancing with the tall guy. Tall guy, raise your hand! 145 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:43,241 Hey, buddy. Let me dance with her. I like her, and I think I have a shot. 146 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,609 Really, you think so? I don't. 147 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,394 I couldn't find anything.. Hey, wait! 148 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,729 Yeah, we found them. 149 00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:06,996 They were in the guest-room closet. 150 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:10,332 You have nothing to worry about because they're crap. 151 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:15,238 Those are mine. I got those for you. 152 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:20,908 Oh. Thanks, Chandler, they're great! 153 00:10:23,155 --> 00:10:26,352 Chandler, what is this very weird metal A-Z thing? 154 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,822 Those are bookends. That's a great gift. 155 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:33,259 Oh. Okay, I'm sorry. Thank you for my "az." 156 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:38,937 Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet. 157 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:40,433 Yes, okay. 158 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:45,166 By the way, I think it's really nice of you that even after you moved... 159 00:10:45,444 --> 00:10:48,208 you still keep storing that stuff for Joey. 160 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,790 Hey, dancing girl? 161 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,334 Can I go to the bathroom? 162 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:13,504 Here we go. Yeah. 163 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:20,210 Looking good, Gellers! 164 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,879 We know! 165 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:28,211 That snippy guy's the one who decides who gets on the platform. 166 00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:30,182 -We should go dance by him. -Okay. 167 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:40,194 Okay, everybody, hold! 168 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,764 Next on the platforms are.... 169 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:51,537 You two! And.... 170 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,438 -You two! -Cool! 171 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,841 Excuse me, sir? 172 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,246 Would it help if I weren't wearing underpants? 173 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:00,942 Monica! 174 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,212 Would it? 175 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,319 How about me? 176 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,561 Hey, tall guy! 177 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,930 I want to talk to you about that girl you're dancing with. 178 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:24,904 She's nice, huh? To think I almost brought my wife to this. 179 00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:28,603 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 180 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,748 Look, I came with that girl, okay? 181 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:36,615 I plan to kiss her at the New Year's countdown. 182 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,584 I'm trying to win her over. I.. 183 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:40,348 I don't think so. 184 00:12:40,626 --> 00:12:42,423 You can dance with my partner. 185 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,720 She's real mellow. 186 00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:49,558 Look, you dating this girl you came with? 187 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:52,270 I was hoping after tonight that maybe I could.... 188 00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:55,802 No. No. She's fair game if you ask me. Sorry, buddy. 189 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:57,436 All right. Hey. 190 00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:02,074 Fair is fair. When you're right, you're right. What can I say? 191 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,984 Are you in second grade? 192 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,983 Hey, man, you're the one who wet his pants. 193 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:19,820 Monica would not hide the presents down here. 194 00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:24,265 No, but she did. Look, there's that old hippie I've always wanted. 195 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,974 If they are here, Gunther knows about it. 196 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:33,805 And I could get it out of him. He's had a huge crush on me. 197 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:37,278 That's not fair to play with his head, though. You do it. 198 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:39,110 Okay. 199 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,584 Hey, Gunther. 200 00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:45,016 Hi. 201 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:49,093 Getting to be that holiday time again, huh? 202 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:52,162 Yes, it's like a miracle. 203 00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:57,428 I was thinking, since it's the time of giving gifts... 204 00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:01,039 I was wondering, are there any presents around here for me? 205 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:04,142 You know what I mean? 206 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:08,572 -I think I found them. -That's the Toys for Tots collection bin. 207 00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:13,684 -That's awfully convenient, don't you think? -For the tots it is. 208 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,354 -Hey, you guys, guess what. -Did you find them? 209 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,617 No, Gunther fainted. 210 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:27,026 Man, this sucks. 211 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,564 If Mom and Dad don't see us on TV after we made them jealous... 212 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:32,999 then who's gonna be the losers then? 213 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:37,538 I know what'll get us up on a platform. 214 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,243 What? 215 00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:40,878 The routine! 216 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:45,349 We haven't done the routine since middle school. 217 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,917 When the snippy guy sees the routine... 218 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,621 he'll want to build us our own platform. 219 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,118 Was it that good? 220 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:56,452 We got honorable mention in the brother/sister dance category! 221 00:14:56,762 --> 00:15:00,220 It's almost fake midnight. Do we really have any other choice? 222 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,630 Okay, let's do it. 223 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:07,196 Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced! 224 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:15,771 Five, six, seven, eight! 225 00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:02,151 So do we really need to ask who's going up on the platform next? 226 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,362 You get up there and do that again, exactly like that. 227 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:12,262 Get this. Dick will want it for the Bloopers show. 228 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:16,001 All right, cut! Listen up, everyone! 229 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,369 When we start again, it'll be the countdown... 230 00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:21,646 so I want to see everybody's excitement! 231 00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:23,207 Hey, guy! 232 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,473 You got three seconds to get away. 233 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,049 What's going on here? 234 00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,480 Take a look at the guy's pants! 235 00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:34,215 You told us to show excitement, but don't you think he went overboard? 236 00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:37,488 What's the matter with you? Go! 237 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,721 Yeah, take a hike, wet pants! 238 00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:43,665 Can you believe this? 239 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:46,063 We're on the platform for the millennial moment! 240 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:47,465 I know! 241 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:50,733 You haven't been practicing the routine, have you? 242 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,701 No. 243 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,469 Me too! 244 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,747 When the music starts... 245 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,043 I was thinking about maybe going into the robot. 246 00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:07,989 Ross, we should stick to the routine. We don't want to look stupid. 247 00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:12,689 All right, we're back! Ten seconds left. 248 00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:16,059 -Ten. -Nine, eight. 249 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:19,669 -Seven. -Okay, it all comes down to this. 250 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,931 Whatever happens, happens. 251 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,239 Destiny. 252 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:28,503 three, two, one! 253 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,510 -Cut! -No! 254 00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:34,446 Year! 255 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,348 Happy "No" Year! 256 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,588 Now we go to the live shot of Times Square. That's a wrap! 257 00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:50,868 What did that snippy guy say? 258 00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:54,335 I think he's kicking out anyone who's not dancing. 259 00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:56,667 So just keep dancing. 260 00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:10,415 Hey, look who I found. 261 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,054 Oh, hi, guys! 262 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:15,191 Birds have a very good sense of direction. 263 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,294 I thought maybe they could help us find the presents. 264 00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:22,890 Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter. 265 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:27,566 Or we could just follow your clever jokes. Any ideas? Didn't think so. 266 00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,808 Come on, show us where the presents are. 267 00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:35,046 The duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage. 268 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,943 I wonder what I could get Monica that's as good as garbage. 269 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,546 How about my "az"? 270 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:50,024 -Hey. This is hollow. -What? 271 00:18:50,195 --> 00:18:53,961 This bench, it's hollow. I can't believe I never knew that! 272 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:58,898 -Oh, the presents! -Don't look directly at them! 273 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:01,930 What? 274 00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,608 All right, no, we could look at them. 275 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,277 This one's for me! 276 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,776 This one's for Chandler. Here. 277 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:12,508 -And the big one's for me! -Oh, let's open them! 278 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:16,915 -Wait a minute. We can't do this. -Why? 279 00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:20,488 I don't want to know what Monica got me. 280 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:24,423 I'm sure she worked hard at getting it and wanting to surprise me. 281 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,654 And you guys are gonna ruin that. 282 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:30,197 We have to put these back. This is not what Christmas is about. 283 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,661 Whatever, Linus. I'm opening mine. 284 00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:39,839 Nobody is opening anything, okay? 285 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:43,842 I want to see the look on her face when I give her my present. 286 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:47,608 I'm sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. 287 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:51,653 So, please, please, can we just...? Can we put them back? 288 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,057 -Will you get us better gifts? -Fine. 289 00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:58,827 Hey, guys. 290 00:20:00,999 --> 00:20:02,523 You found the presents? 291 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,969 You let them find the presents? 292 00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,261 Great. 293 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:10,306 Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier? 294 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,873 -That's what you got me? -Yes, I see. That look is priceless. 295 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,650 Home sweet home, huh? 296 00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:27,515 Nice to get back to reality. 297 00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:32,820 Plus, we know how the New Year's gonna go off. 298 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:36,666 I guess there's no reason for all that Y2K panic, you know? 299 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,333 Anyway, good night. 300 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:42,867 -Joey? -Yeah? 301 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,775 Three... 302 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,339 two, one. 303 00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:58,221 Happy New Year. 304 00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:04,619 What was that for? 305 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:08,260 Tonight when they yelled "cut" and we didn't get to kiss... 306 00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:12,426 I was really, really disappointed, and I just.... 307 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,929 I just really wanted to kiss you. 308 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:16,806 Really? 309 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:22,270 In the moment, I really wanted to kiss you too. In the moment. 310 00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:25,214 -In the moment. -But only in the moment. 311 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:31,449 So do you want to kiss again? 312 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,385 Sure. New Year's Eve is only two weeks away. 313 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:36,818 Can you wait? 314 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,729 No. 315 00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:41,793 Me neither. 316 00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:47,769 Three, two.... 317 00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:50,304 You don't have to count down every time we kiss. 318 00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:52,475 Oh. Okay. 319 00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:58,506 Except I sort of felt like I needed a couple seconds to get ready. 320 00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:24,698 We were on the platform, ready to dance into the new millennium... 321 00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,640 and the guy yells, "Cut!" 322 00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:33,543 -So Joey didn't get to kiss Janine? -Nope, he sure didn't. 323 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:37,246 I guess that means that you guys are still tied. 324 00:22:37,422 --> 00:22:41,483 I don't know about that. I think she saw us do our routine. 325 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:45,323 I may have boogied right into first place. 326 00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:49,799 So you guys are telling me that you actually did... 327 00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:52,562 the routine from eighth grade? 328 00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:56,333 Yeah! But of course we had to update it a little bit. 329 00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:59,510 Hey, by the way, quick thinking about catching me. 330 00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:03,407 There's no way you could've done the end... 331 00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:06,014 the way you guys did it back then. 332 00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:10,477 What? We could do it. 333 00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:15,693 I don't know. You were a lot bigger.. I mean, stronger back then. 334 00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:19,290 I can do it, okay? 335 00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:22,030 Come on, let's go! Come on. 336 00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:24,996 One, two, three, four... 337 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,796 five, six, seven, eight. 338 00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:29,529 I can't do it! 339 00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:35,005 Now, you do that, you're on TV.