1 00:00:05,438 --> 00:00:10,034 Hey, you guys ever wonder why they call it "Thanksgiving"? 2 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:16,142 Okay. Hey, Monica, you're doing Thanksgiving next week, right? 3 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:19,513 Because Carol's taking Ben to her parents' place in Florida. 4 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:23,247 Okay, okay. I'll make Thanksgiving dinner. 5 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:25,414 You don't have to beg. 6 00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:27,583 I didn't beg. I just asked once. 7 00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:30,756 You could beg, you know. 8 00:00:30,930 --> 00:00:33,330 Monica said I could make dessert this year. 9 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,991 -You're gonna cook something? -Hey, I cook. 10 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:39,195 Offering people gum is not cooking. 11 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:42,273 Are you sure Monica said you could cook this year? 12 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:45,639 I remember her saying in two years. You said in two years, right? 13 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,279 No, I promised her. 14 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:52,316 Are you sure you want to start out with something as big as Thanksgiving dinner? 15 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:55,648 I mean, maybe you wanna try a little Thanksgiving breakfast? 16 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:58,188 Maybe a Thanksgiving snack? 17 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:00,292 Come on, you guys, I can do this. 18 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,621 Remember, I made those peanut butter cookies. 19 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:08,990 What are you guys so worried about? Cooking is easy. 20 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:10,727 You just follow the recipe. 21 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:14,931 If it says, "boil two cups of salt," you just boil two cups of salt. 22 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:19,111 The One Where Ross Got High 23 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:57,072 Okay, great. Bye. 24 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:00,049 Guess who's coming to Thanksgiving dinner? 25 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:01,914 Sidney Poitier? 26 00:02:03,022 --> 00:02:04,580 I miss Rachel. 27 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:06,347 My parents. 28 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:08,926 Great, they haven't seen the place since I moved in. 29 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:12,528 If you could not mention that we live together, that'd be great. 30 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:15,029 I was thinking we'd eat around 4. 31 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:17,536 Why can't I tell them we live together? 32 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:20,637 They don't know we're dating. Should we eat in the kitchen? 33 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:22,739 Why haven't you told them? 34 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:25,706 Well, I was going to. I really was. 35 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:29,107 But then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didn't. 36 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,543 Why not? Wouldn't they be happy? 37 00:02:32,785 --> 00:02:36,084 So, dinner in the kitchen around 4. I'll see you then. 38 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:37,779 Why wouldn't they be happy? 39 00:02:38,057 --> 00:02:39,615 Well, because... 40 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:41,723 mainly... 41 00:02:43,062 --> 00:02:44,893 they don't like you. 42 00:02:45,131 --> 00:02:47,497 -I'm sorry. -What? Why? Why? 43 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,193 Maybe because you used to be aloof... 44 00:02:50,403 --> 00:02:53,463 or that you're sarcastic or that you joke around... 45 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:56,437 or that you throw your clothes on the couch. 46 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:59,134 Is this why they don't like me or you don't like me? 47 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:03,812 I know I should have told them. I shouldn't care what they think. 48 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,006 I'm sorry. 49 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:10,311 It'll be okay because when they come over, I will be charming. 50 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:13,150 I will make them love me, then we'll tell them. 51 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:14,451 Will that work? 52 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:18,130 I can be pretty charming, babe. I won you over, didn't l? 53 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,959 I don't think you'll ever get my parents that drunk. 54 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:29,441 Hey. Oh, good, Ross. Your parents like me, right? 55 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,609 Yes, of course they like you. 56 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,311 Monica told me they don't. 57 00:03:33,513 --> 00:03:35,174 Yeah, they don't like you. 58 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:37,338 Do you know why? 59 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:41,453 Maybe it's because you're sarcastic or maybe it's because you.. 60 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,652 If people don't know, they shouldn't just guess! 61 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:48,455 Another Thanksgiving with nothing to give thanks for. 62 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:51,562 Maybe I give thanks for you shutting up, huh? 63 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:55,834 Maybe I give thanks by taking my PlayStation to my place. 64 00:03:56,035 --> 00:03:57,866 Maybe I love you. 65 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:02,272 Hey, guys. 66 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:06,002 No, I don't want to play video games, Joey! 67 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:11,283 Are you guys going to Chandler's for Thanksgiving? 68 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:12,440 Yeah, why? 69 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:15,144 Me and my friends are doing Thanksgiving uptown. 70 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,218 I thought you might like to come. 71 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:19,082 For real? 72 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,789 You should go to Chandler's. None of us can cook. 73 00:04:23,062 --> 00:04:24,461 We'll just drink all day. 74 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:26,528 We go to yours! 75 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:32,061 We have to stop across the hall because it's my sister. 76 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:35,536 But, you know, actually, growing up with a sister was nice... 77 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,039 because it helped me understand women. 78 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,905 Yeah, you should tell your friends that. 79 00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:43,006 Okay. 80 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:51,123 How you got three women to marry you, I'll never know. 81 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:58,597 Hey, Mon, look. I'm melting butter. 82 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:03,766 That's great, Rach. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day. 83 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,504 Phoebe, check it out! For my dessert... 84 00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:12,236 I'm making a traditional English trifle. 85 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:16,211 Wow. That sounds great! And what are you making, Monica? 86 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:19,544 In case Rachel's dessert is so good that I eat all of it... 87 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:23,987 and there's none left for anybody else! 88 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:26,415 Nothing. 89 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:27,785 Nothing? 90 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:30,419 No, sweetie. I trust you. 91 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:33,964 If I mess this up, there's nothing else for dessert? 92 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:36,291 You won't mess it up. 93 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:40,399 I love that. You really have faith in me. Thank you. 94 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:43,598 Question: How do you know when the butter is done? 95 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:47,107 It's done about two minutes before it looks like that. 96 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:56,149 -The food smells great, Mon. -And the place looks so nice. 97 00:05:56,422 --> 00:06:01,485 -Hey, happy Thanksgiving, everybody! -Happy Thanksgiving! 98 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:04,390 -Well, this has been great. -See you. 99 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:05,621 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 100 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,725 Where you going? 101 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:12,871 We did say we'd stop by this little thing Joey's roommate is having. 102 00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:15,605 Oh, Janine, the really hot dancer girl? 103 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:19,542 Some would say she's attractive, yes. 104 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:21,914 Who else is going to be there? 105 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:23,139 Her friends. 106 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:24,442 Her dancer friends? 107 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:26,312 Yes! All right? 108 00:06:26,486 --> 00:06:29,512 All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there... 109 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:33,384 and they'll be drinking and dancing and we really want to go! 110 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:37,563 Dude, we were good. 111 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:41,763 You're not going. You said you'd eat here and you'll eat here. 112 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:44,937 Yeah, and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls... 113 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:47,106 is not very Thanksgiving-y. 114 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:48,905 Oh, but it is. 115 00:06:49,108 --> 00:06:53,545 It's like the first Thanksgiving when the Indians and Pilgrims sat down. 116 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:56,214 Then the Indians taught the Pilgrims... 117 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,680 ...what it meant to be hot in the New World! 118 00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:02,883 Fellas, I really think you should stay here. 119 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:05,319 You're just jealous because you can't go. 120 00:07:06,392 --> 00:07:08,917 That is so not true. 121 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:14,760 -Hello, everybody! -Hi! 122 00:07:16,702 --> 00:07:19,000 Hi, Dad. Mom. 123 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:22,239 Look! Look who it is! It's Chandler! 124 00:07:23,676 --> 00:07:26,270 Oh, yes, of course. Hello, Chandler. 125 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:29,005 Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful. 126 00:07:29,248 --> 00:07:31,978 It is great to have you here. Let us take your coats. 127 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,852 Whoa, it snowing out there? 128 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:36,946 No. 129 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,356 Monica, all this food looks wonderful. 130 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:48,397 You should do this for a living. 131 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:55,908 Okay, I have dandruff. There's no need to laugh and point. 132 00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:59,701 Chandler was laughing at your joke. 133 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:01,573 My joke wasn't funny. 134 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,710 Chandler laughs at everything. 135 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:07,182 That's one of the great things about him. 136 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:12,516 Rach, I just remembered. 137 00:08:12,725 --> 00:08:14,852 I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night. 138 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:15,925 Really? 139 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:19,028 I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building... 140 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,323 and he was so brave and so strong. 141 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:24,365 And it's making me look at him totally differently. 142 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:29,730 He used to be just "Jack Geller, Monica and Ross' dad." 143 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:33,275 Now he's "Jack Geller, dream hunk." 144 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:39,618 I don't know. To me, he'll always be "Jack Geller... 145 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:42,083 walks in while you're changing." 146 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:49,358 You know, Dad, Chandler is one of Ross' very best friends. 147 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,894 Yes, I know. 148 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:53,459 Ross sure is a great guy. 149 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:56,691 I've always felt that how a man turns out... 150 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:58,698 is a reflection on his father. 151 00:08:58,971 --> 00:09:02,498 I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do? 152 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:07,069 He's a headliner of a... 153 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:09,144 gay burlesque show. 154 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:14,818 You're killing us. Will you serve the dessert already? 155 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:17,615 There's drunken dancers a-waiting! 156 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:19,919 Look at it. Isn't it beautiful? 157 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:21,457 Yeah. What is it? 158 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,957 It's a trifle. It's got all these layers. 159 00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:27,391 First there's a layer of ladyfingers, then jam... 160 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:31,330 then custard, which I made from scratch... 161 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,402 then raspberries, more ladyfingers... 162 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:35,665 then beef sauteed with peas and onions... 163 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,476 then a little bit more custard... 164 00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:42,142 then bananas and then I put whipped cream on top. 165 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,649 What was the one right before bananas? 166 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:54,891 The beef. Yeah, that was weird to me too. 167 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:58,392 But then I thought, "Well, there's minced-meat pie." 168 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,156 That's an English dessert. 169 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:03,665 These people just put strange things in their food. 170 00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:05,996 Can I borrow rum from your place? 171 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,366 Yeah, sure. 172 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,735 While I'm gone, don't you sneak a taste. 173 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,778 Beef in a dessert? 174 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,274 No, no, no. There is no way. 175 00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:22,648 I know. And only one layer of jam? 176 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,991 What is up with that? 177 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,154 Oh, my God. 178 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:33,331 The pages are stuck together. 179 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,693 Chandler! 180 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:45,835 Oh, my God. She made half an English trifle and... 181 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:49,679 half a shepherd's pie! 182 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:53,610 Man, now she's gonna start all over. 183 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:57,685 We're never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the New World. 184 00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:00,917 No, no, we will. We just won't tell her she messed up. 185 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:03,161 Just let her serve the beef-custard thing? 186 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:07,199 Yeah. It'll be like a funny Thanksgiving story. 187 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:10,501 Vomiting stories are funny, I guess. 188 00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:14,698 Joey. God, your apartment is, like, 100 degrees. 189 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:17,467 Did it make you want to walk around in your underwear? 190 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:19,401 No. 191 00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:22,142 Still not hot enough! 192 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:27,518 Rachel. Okay, look at him. 193 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:30,085 Look at those strong hands. 194 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,917 Oh, what I wouldn't give to be that can of condensed milk. 195 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:41,761 Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is. 196 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:43,662 Thank you. I just bought it. 197 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:48,431 Yes, well, it's very beautiful and it's cream-colored and tight and... 198 00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:54,540 I don't mean tight. It's not tight. Not that I was looking at... 199 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,306 What's the matter with him? 200 00:11:57,516 --> 00:11:59,916 I think he's stoned again. 201 00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:02,615 What? 202 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,312 I need to talk to you. 203 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,699 I think I might know why my parents don't like you. 204 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:14,763 Why? 205 00:12:14,967 --> 00:12:17,561 Okay, remember we were young. 206 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:21,634 Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom... 207 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,068 and my parents walked in and smelled it... 208 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:28,474 so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window. 209 00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:31,282 Why did you do that? 210 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:35,318 I don't know. Yours was the first name that popped into my head. 211 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:37,454 I didn't think it'd matter. 212 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:38,779 How could it not matter? 213 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,559 How was I to know we'd be friends after college... 214 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,785 and you'd be living with my sister? 215 00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,758 What about the "friends forever" stuff? 216 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:48,530 I don't know. I was all high. 217 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:58,905 Mom and Dad sent me to find out if you were trying to get Ross stoned. 218 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:04,376 Your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college, and he blamed it on me! 219 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,183 I can't believe you! 220 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:10,912 We haven't told them we're together because they hate me, so fix this. 221 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:15,116 Okay, okay, I'll tell them it wasn't Chandler who got high. 222 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,886 Now, who should I say it was? 223 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:23,298 You! It's not like it's a big deal. You don't still do it or anything. 224 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:27,870 All right. Now, who should I say tricked me into doing it? 225 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,910 Nobody. You're gonna go out there and tell them exactly what happened. 226 00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:33,874 -Really? -Yes! 227 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,111 Okay. 228 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:38,341 Wait, is there anything else I should know? 229 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:41,247 No.. Oh, yeah.... 230 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:45,555 You microwaved a bunch of my dad's records. 231 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,787 Why? 232 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:53,489 Evidently, you weren't very good at handling your high. 233 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:05,475 Dad, please don't pick your teeth out here. 234 00:14:05,711 --> 00:14:07,611 And if you're gonna put your feet up.. 235 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,370 Leave him alone! 236 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,046 Will you hurry up? 237 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:17,221 Did you not hear me when I told you that Janine's friends are dancers? 238 00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:20,323 And that they're gonna be drinking a lot? 239 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:24,989 No, I did. But tell me again because it's so romantic. 240 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,795 You're whipping so slow. Do it faster! 241 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,126 I don't want to make any mistakes! 242 00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:33,305 If I screw it up, everybody's gonna be like: 243 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:37,635 "Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?" 244 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:43,478 Just let me worry about making it, and you just worry about eating it. 245 00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:45,147 Oh, I am. 246 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:50,778 -If you don't tell them, then I will. -Okay. Fine. 247 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:54,118 Ross, can I talk to you for a second? 248 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:57,153 Can it wait? I have to tell my parents something. 249 00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:58,853 No, it can't? Okay. 250 00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:07,169 We have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert. 251 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,603 What? What is with everybody? 252 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,469 It's Thanksgiving, not... 253 00:15:11,777 --> 00:15:13,768 Truth Day! 254 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:18,146 Look, when everyone eats that banana-meat thing... 255 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,910 they'll all make fun of her. Do you want that? 256 00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:24,553 We'll just get everyone to act like they like it. 257 00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,758 That way, no one makes fun of her... 258 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:30,258 and we still get to go to sweet-potato pie. 259 00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,297 Dude, they're not objects. 260 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,929 Just kidding. I'll talk to them. You distract her. 261 00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:42,865 Hey, Rach, can I talk to you outside for a sec? 262 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:46,007 Okay. 263 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:54,143 What's up, Ross? 264 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,047 So.... 265 00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:58,953 Thanksgiving. 266 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:04,288 The holiday season is upon us. 267 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:08,966 And... 268 00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:12,362 you look nice today. 269 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,899 -Oh, no. No, Ross, don't do this. -What? 270 00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:20,509 I don't think us getting back together is a good idea. 271 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:25,916 I thought this might happen today. 272 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,346 I know the holidays can be rough... 273 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:31,750 and it's probably hard for you to be alone right now. 274 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,083 You're alone. 275 00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:36,250 No, I live with Phoebe. 276 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,430 I mean, you're alone-alone. 277 00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:44,292 And it's just not the time for us. I'm sorry. 278 00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,800 Oh, well. Can't blame a guy for trying. 279 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:55,038 And if anyone needs help pretending to like it... 280 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:59,273 I learned some things in acting class. Try rubbing your stomach. 281 00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:03,446 Or saying, "Mmm." 282 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,948 Smiling. 283 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:10,956 I'm not gonna pay for those acting classes anymore. 284 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:16,158 Rachel, there you are. Let's serve that dessert already! 285 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:20,565 Joey, you have to stop rushing me. You don't get any dessert. 286 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:21,898 Really? 287 00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:26,403 No, just kidding. I would never do that to you. 288 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:29,443 Okay, everybody, it's trifle time. 289 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:33,310 So, Rach, this is a traditional English trifle, isn't it? 290 00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:34,949 -It sure is. -Wow. 291 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,281 So did you make it with beef or eggplant? 292 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:41,059 -Beef. -I can't have any. I don't eat meat. 293 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,865 Monica, I want you to have the first taste. 294 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,461 Really? 295 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,632 Wait, you only got whipped cream. 296 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,034 You gotta take a bite with all the layers. 297 00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:02,873 You dropped a pea. 298 00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:13,780 Well? 299 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,925 It's good. 300 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,069 Really? How good? 301 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,297 It's so good that I feel selfish... 302 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,806 about being the only one who's eating it. 303 00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:35,502 I think we should have everyone taste how good it is. 304 00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,839 Especially Ross. 305 00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:48,285 This is so good that I'm gonna go enjoy it on the balcony. 306 00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:54,423 So that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert. 307 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,661 I've gotta call my friend... 308 00:18:57,936 --> 00:19:00,530 and tell her how good this is from Monica's room. 309 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,103 I'll help dial. 310 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,641 I'm gonna go into the bathroom... 311 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,848 so I can look at it in the mirror as I eat it. 312 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:14,780 What was that all about? Does it not taste good? 313 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,217 -Let me try it. -No, no! 314 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,954 All gone! 315 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,659 So good. 316 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,998 Maybe Chandler has some left. 317 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:35,798 It tastes like feet. 318 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,542 I like it! 319 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,172 Are you kidding? 320 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,981 What's not to like? Custard, good. 321 00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:50,382 Jam, good. Meat, good. 322 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:56,216 So a bird just grabbed it... 323 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:01,692 and then tried to fly away with it... 324 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,431 and then just dropped it on the street? 325 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,934 If it's any consolation, before the bird dropped it... 326 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,234 he seemed to enjoy it. 327 00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:14,169 Rachel, come here. 328 00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:19,875 I was taking my Thanksgiving nap and I had another dream. 329 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:23,111 -Do I want to hear this? -I don't know, let's see. 330 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,524 I dreamt we were getting married... 331 00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:29,591 and he left because he had to go fight a fire. 332 00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:33,356 So I went to a nightclub and I saw him making out with a girl. 333 00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:36,432 Oh, my God, he dream-cheated on you! 334 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,766 But then Jacques Cousteau came... 335 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,371 and he kicked his ass for betraying me. 336 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,200 So cool! 337 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:46,741 Then he took me diving and introduced me to his sea horse... 338 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:51,416 who was coming on to me. Please, that is not gonna happen. 339 00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:57,283 Boy, I'm glad I wore the big belt today. 340 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,749 Five minutes ago, a line like that would have floored me. 341 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:06,959 But now, nothing. Well, not nothing. I am still a woman. 342 00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:12,303 Ross? Let's go. 343 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,069 Oh, yeah. About telling Mom and Dad... 344 00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:18,105 I was thinking about maybe writing a letter. 345 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,505 That's it. You've had your chance. 346 00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:26,013 Mom, Dad. Ross smoked pot in college. 347 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,486 You are such a tattletale! 348 00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:34,853 Mom, Dad... 349 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:38,830 you remember that time you walked in my room... 350 00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:40,826 and smelled marijuana? 351 00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,000 Yes. 352 00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,436 I told you it was Chandler... 353 00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:52,040 who was smoking the pot but... 354 00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:56,313 it was me. I'm sorry. 355 00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:57,639 It was you? 356 00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:01,386 And Dad, Chandler didn't melt your records. 357 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:03,616 Ross did. 358 00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:06,346 -Is that true? -And Dad... 359 00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,618 you know that mailman that you got fired? 360 00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:12,730 He didn't steal your Playboys. Ross did. 361 00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:21,137 Well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing. Monica did! 362 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:26,400 Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year! 363 00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:30,746 Monica and Chandler are living together! 364 00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:37,779 Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again! 365 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,625 I love Jacques Cousteau! 366 00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:48,456 I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle! 367 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:51,402 I want to go! 368 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:58,540 That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds. 369 00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:02,944 All right. Joey, if you want to leave, just leave. 370 00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:08,948 Rachel, no, you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle. 371 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,155 It did not taste good. 372 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,684 Phoebe, I'm sorry... 373 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:19,125 but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. 374 00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:23,732 Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact... 375 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:26,666 that you're in an important relationship is beyond me. 376 00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:29,805 And we kind of figured about the porch swing. 377 00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:33,003 Ross. 378 00:23:33,211 --> 00:23:34,337 Drugs? 379 00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:36,581 Divorced again? 380 00:23:38,216 --> 00:23:39,547 What happened, son? 381 00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:44,716 I got tricked into all those things. 382 00:23:46,224 --> 00:23:50,957 Chandler, you've been Ross' best friend all these years... 383 00:23:51,229 --> 00:23:54,027 stuck by him during the drug problems... 384 00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:59,134 and now you've taken on Monica as well. 385 00:23:59,404 --> 00:24:02,635 Well, I don't know what to say. 386 00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:04,739 You're a wonderful human being. 387 00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:09,310 -Thank you! -No. 388 00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:11,378 Thank you! 389 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:17,650 Monica and Ross, I don't know what I'm gonna do about the two of you. 390 00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:20,617 I'll talk to them. 391 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:27,697 You guys, it was bananas... 392 00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:30,299 cream and beef! 393 00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:35,004 I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn't feel bad. 394 00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:38,472 Well, actually, I didn't eat mine. It's still in the bathroom. 395 00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:39,666 No, I ate that. 396 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,506 And we left ours in Monica's bedroom. 397 00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:47,014 Nope, got it and got yours too. 398 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:51,511 Chandler, are you gonna stick with that bird story? 399 00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:54,090 It was a big bird. Swooped right in there. 400 00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:58,225 -Hi. -Oh, Janine. 401 00:24:58,396 --> 00:25:00,591 -It's not over, is it? -Yeah. 402 00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:04,030 We all got depressed. The holidays and everything, we're alone. 403 00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:05,965 Yeah, well, at least you have Joey. 404 00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:09,265 But Ross is really alone. 405 00:25:10,642 --> 00:25:12,667 Well, you're always welcome here. 406 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,209 This is my mom and my dad. 407 00:25:14,379 --> 00:25:16,074 -This is Janine. -Nice to meet you. 408 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:18,978 -I think we've already met. -Really? 409 00:25:19,150 --> 00:25:23,018 I live across the hall. You walked in on me when I was changing.