1 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:08,664 Hi, my name's Chandler. I just moved in next door. 2 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:11,843 Would you like to battle me in a post-apocalyptic world... 3 00:00:12,078 --> 00:00:15,844 for control of the galaxy's last remaining energy source? 4 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,484 Sure, neighbor! Come on in! 5 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:20,877 Is Janine around? 6 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:22,553 She's at dance class. 7 00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:24,050 Can I check my room? 8 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:27,192 Don't go through her stuff. She gets really mad. 9 00:00:30,930 --> 00:00:32,522 Oh, my God! 10 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:35,565 It's like a guy never lived in here. 11 00:00:36,269 --> 00:00:40,035 You gotta be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. It's spreading. 12 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:41,764 It is? 13 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:45,769 Is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch? 14 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:50,844 Is that your tiny little box that's too small to put anything in? 15 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:55,550 Okay, this is not good. You are a guy, okay? 16 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,416 This is a "guy's" place. 17 00:00:57,624 --> 00:01:00,752 Soon, you'll be soaking your fingers in stuff. 18 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:09,127 And your head's gonna be under a big, brown, drying, big, drying.. It's not good. 19 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:12,938 -You're right. I'll talk to her. -Talk to her. Be a man! 20 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:14,970 -I'm a man. -Defend yourself! 21 00:01:16,509 --> 00:01:18,636 We have to hem the new dust ruffle. 22 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:20,369 Be right there, sweetums. 23 00:01:22,982 --> 00:01:24,506 Totally different situation. 24 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:28,977 The One With Ross' Teeth 25 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:05,546 Hey, guys. 26 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:07,659 -How was breakfast with Hillary? -Okay. 27 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:11,557 She's still depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend. 28 00:02:11,764 --> 00:02:15,165 Is this Hillary, your hot assistant chef, Hillary? 29 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:18,761 The one that stares at me when I come in? 30 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:22,903 The one who looked at you once because you got in her way. 31 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,340 Still, I could tell. She was into me. 32 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:29,812 Why don't you set us up? 33 00:02:30,016 --> 00:02:33,952 Are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress? 34 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:38,079 Come on, I'm serious. 35 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:42,319 Okay, I'll do it, but as long as you promise you won't marry her. 36 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:46,989 Fine, I.. What if she's the one? 37 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:50,464 Man, you have a problem. 38 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:54,328 Rachel? 39 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:58,443 I'm making up flyers to try to get new massage clients. 40 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:01,239 Can I come to Bloomingdale's and use the copier? 41 00:03:01,447 --> 00:03:05,884 Sure, but they might think it's weird since I don't work there anymore. 42 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:08,778 Oh, my God! What happened? 43 00:03:09,088 --> 00:03:10,953 I got a job at Ralph Lauren. 44 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:13,589 Well, that's great! Congratulations! 45 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:17,559 A year ago. 46 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:21,160 You've lasted all year! Good for you. 47 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:27,470 You could still use the copier where I actually work. 48 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:30,436 But come by at lunch so my boss doesn't see you. 49 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,907 Kim will freak out. She doesn't like me. 50 00:03:33,112 --> 00:03:36,479 -I don't think my boss likes me. -I don't think mine likes me. 51 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:39,582 Maybe it's a universal thing. 52 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:43,483 Maybe because you're all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday. 53 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:48,150 Let's head off to work. 54 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,461 -Thank you. -Sure. 55 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,465 You will not believe this. 56 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:00,605 I was making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in. 57 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,798 Oh, my God. Did you talk to him? 58 00:04:03,042 --> 00:04:05,135 A little. He seems really nice. 59 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:07,370 -Good kisser. -What? 60 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:09,314 What? 61 00:04:09,782 --> 00:04:11,272 -You kissed him? -Totally. 62 00:04:12,151 --> 00:04:13,948 Phoebe, are you serious? 63 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:16,681 He came in and introduced himself. 64 00:04:16,889 --> 00:04:20,154 The next thing I know, we're making out! 65 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,394 Phoebe, you do know he's married? 66 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:26,687 Phoebe. 67 00:04:26,899 --> 00:04:30,391 I'm supposed to ask every guy I make out with if he's married? 68 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:33,300 No, yeah, I should. 69 00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:47,382 Hey, Joey. 70 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:51,486 Can I talk to you for a second? There's a kid in this picture. 71 00:04:51,691 --> 00:04:54,489 Do you know this kid? Is it a relative? 72 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:56,594 No. I just thought it was cute. 73 00:04:56,829 --> 00:04:59,263 That's what I was afraid of. Okay.... 74 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:03,066 I really want you to feel at home here, but... 75 00:05:03,269 --> 00:05:06,204 some of this new stuff, it's too girlie. 76 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:08,362 Like what? 77 00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:12,101 Like this. Pictures of cute babies we don't know. 78 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:14,068 We can't have that. 79 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:17,076 Joey, it's Anne Geddes. She's a famous artist. 80 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:21,583 I don't know this baby. I don't know if she's a famous artist or not. 81 00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:28,257 I don't want to be a jerk, but you're changing too much around here. 82 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:31,725 I'm sorry. I wanted to make the place a little nicer. 83 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:33,523 But it's too much stuff. 84 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:38,066 You know, you got the candles and the "foofy schmoofer" thing here. 85 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:42,230 Over here, you got a picture of a watering can. 86 00:05:42,775 --> 00:05:43,764 I just thought.. 87 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:46,536 I'm sure it's a famous watering can. 88 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:47,702 But come on. 89 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:51,383 And what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom? 90 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,146 It's a curling iron. 91 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:02,454 Well, that's okay then. 92 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:06,130 Okay, my towels, for instance. I come into the bathroom... 93 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:10,393 and my towel is not on the floor, where I keep it. 94 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:15,464 It's up here on some hook. And it smells different. 95 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:18,610 -It's clean. -It feels different. 96 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:20,176 It's dry. 97 00:06:22,448 --> 00:06:25,440 All right, I can make my peace with the clean, dry towels. 98 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:28,851 Also what is with these chips you bought? 99 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:31,852 It's potpourri. You're supposed to smell it. 100 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,860 Well, that's like summer in a bowl. 101 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,304 Kim, hi. 102 00:07:00,119 --> 00:07:05,216 I handed in that marketing report, and I never got to hear what you thought. 103 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:06,614 I didn't read it. 104 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:14,130 The spring line's really gonna be great this year, huh? 105 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:24,135 I hear Ralph Lauren fooled around with someone in the copy room. 106 00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:27,869 Tell me everything. 107 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:32,846 Hey, guys. 108 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:34,884 What's up? 109 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:38,819 You know.... 110 00:07:39,091 --> 00:07:40,683 Oh, my God. 111 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:43,285 What happened to your teeth? 112 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:44,861 I whitened them. 113 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,592 Really? 114 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:51,467 What do you think? 115 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:54,231 I think I shouldn't look directly at them. 116 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:56,765 Come on, seriously. 117 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:03,009 -They're really, really, really white. -What was wrong with your old... 118 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:04,910 human teeth? 119 00:08:06,118 --> 00:08:09,451 I did leave the gel on a little longer than it said to. 120 00:08:10,022 --> 00:08:12,684 -How much longer? -A day. 121 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:16,287 Tonight is your date with Hillary. 122 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:20,522 I know. That's why I did it. Are they really that bad? 123 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:25,930 You'll be fine. Hillary's blind, right? 124 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:28,637 She will be after tonight. 125 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:33,203 Oh, Rach. Do you notice anything..? 126 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:35,903 Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. 127 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:40,476 You guys are never gonna believe this... 128 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:44,918 but Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. 129 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:46,421 -What? -Oh, my God! 130 00:08:46,659 --> 00:08:50,117 She ran into him at my office, and they just made out. 131 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:53,230 The craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because... 132 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,957 it's the best gossip she's heard all year. 133 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:58,898 I am proud of all my friends today. 134 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:02,899 I can't believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. 135 00:09:03,142 --> 00:09:05,337 I'm so jealous! 136 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,804 Hi, I'm Chandler, your live-in boyfriend. 137 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:12,010 Chandler, please. Come on. 138 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:13,684 Look at him. 139 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:17,651 Well, I am no woman, but that is one tasty dish. 140 00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:21,517 Here. 141 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:23,921 Who's the silver fox? 142 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:28,589 That is your make-out buddy. Don't you recognize him? 143 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:29,757 Oh, wait. 144 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:33,528 "Phoebe, I love you. Kiss me, please." 145 00:09:34,173 --> 00:09:37,472 That's not Ralph Lauren. It sounds like him, though. 146 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:41,677 -What? -Ralph doesn't look like that guy. 147 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:46,715 He's young, and he's got long hair and a beard and a Hacky Sack.. 148 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:51,981 Oh, my God. That's not Ralph Lauren. That's Kenny the copy guy! 149 00:09:52,158 --> 00:09:53,147 What? 150 00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:56,995 I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. 151 00:09:57,229 --> 00:10:01,495 If she finds out that I lied to her, she'll hate me even more. Phoebe! 152 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:04,226 Why would the copy guy say he's Ralph Lauren? 153 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:06,301 To get you to make out with him! 154 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:15,637 This will make them look less white. 155 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:21,809 Nope. 156 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:24,889 Colors that don't work are... 157 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:29,152 blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange and purple. 158 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:33,126 Do you wanna try this highlighter again? 159 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,992 No, I think it poisoned me a little. 160 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:41,104 The date starts in an hour. What am I'm gonna do? 161 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:46,644 Maybe if your skin was lighter, your teeth wouldn't look so bright. 162 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:50,906 Oh, great! So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you. 163 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,314 If we put just a little bit of makeup on you.. 164 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,021 Whoa! 165 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:59,520 We're not 13 anymore. 166 00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:04,528 This is the only thing left that has a shot at working. 167 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:06,697 Won't she notice I have makeup on? 168 00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:09,127 Half the guys out there have makeup on. 169 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,666 What? 170 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,663 Half the people.. I mean.. Just try it and see. 171 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:17,172 I am not putting on makeup. 172 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:21,871 Hello? Ross, could you put up some of these flyers for me? 173 00:11:22,114 --> 00:11:23,877 No! Demon! Demon! 174 00:11:30,956 --> 00:11:35,052 Our drawers will smell nice, and we didn't waste these pantyhose. 175 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,223 God forbid we throw out old underwear. 176 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,123 You know what? I'm gonna go over to Joey's. 177 00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:44,393 We've got to organize the wrapping paper. 178 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:49,470 I've really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. 179 00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:53,076 In fact, we're two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple. 180 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,412 This has been a girlie day. You're right. I'm sorry. 181 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:01,176 I just feel like I need to be in a "guy" place... 182 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:03,387 do kind of a "man" thing. 183 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:05,989 You go over to Joey's and... 184 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:09,160 drink some beer and hammer up some dry wall. 185 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:13,726 When guys hang out, they don't just drink beer and hammer up dry wall. 186 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:17,596 When girls hang out, we don't have pillow fights in our underwear. 187 00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:21,770 I'm sorry. We do. 188 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:23,668 I don't know why I said that. 189 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,547 Hey, Chandler. 190 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:33,049 Come on in. We're knitting potholders. 191 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,851 No, thanks, Josephine. 192 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,292 Ross, I was wondering if.. 193 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:49,760 Oh, my God! Where are all the men? 194 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:03,374 -Hi, Kim. -Hi, Rachel. 195 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:07,976 Remember what happened yesterday? Well, it didn't happen. 196 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:10,620 You didn't cancel the fabric order? 197 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,056 Okay, two things didn't happen. 198 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:17,228 Remember I told you someone made out with Ralph Lauren? 199 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:19,920 Well, it turns out that's not true. 200 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,157 It's not true? That's interesting. 201 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:26,929 Because I checked. Only one keycard was used to access the copier... 202 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:30,905 yesterday during lunch, and that keycard belonged to you. 203 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,104 You think I made out with him? 204 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,268 Listen to me... 205 00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:38,449 sleeping with Ralph is not gonna get you my job. 206 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,915 I don't want your job. I don't. 207 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,451 This is a mistake. I didn't make out with him. 208 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:47,591 Nobody made out with him. I didn't use my keycard yesterday. 209 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,295 I don't even know how to use my keycard. 210 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:53,689 -Hi, Ralph. -Hi, Kim. 211 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:14,650 Yeah. Nothing happened. 212 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,187 You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife. 213 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:27,465 After that, what could I do except become a chef? 214 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:32,000 Soon, I hope to open my own restaurant. 215 00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:37,337 You're a really great listener. 216 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,010 Most guys I go out with, they talk and talk. 217 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,749 It's like, "Shut your mouth." You know? 218 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,915 I've been talking too much. Why don't we talk about you? 219 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:56,293 Come on, I want to know. 220 00:15:00,032 --> 00:15:02,592 Okay. I'm from Long lsland. 221 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:06,430 I came to the city for college. 222 00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:10,471 I have a 5-year-old son, and in my spare time... 223 00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:15,270 I like to read spy novels. But let's talk more about you. 224 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:24,112 If you sear the stems of the flowers first in a frying pan... 225 00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:27,156 your arrangement will look fresh much longer. 226 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,192 Joey, that is such a great tip! 227 00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:35,024 Monica, I need to talk to the girl with the flowers. 228 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:40,336 Okay, but I'm gonna teach you how to make a bird feeder... 229 00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:43,302 out of a pine cone and some peanut butter. 230 00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:45,741 I love birds. 231 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:49,644 What is the matter with you? 232 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,143 -What? -You're arranging flowers! 233 00:15:53,752 --> 00:15:55,811 You got dead flowers! 234 00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:58,990 You've got a picture of a baby dressed like flowers! 235 00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:02,052 This is not Joey! 236 00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:05,355 Look, I am still Joey, okay? 237 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:08,498 Flowers, they're just nice to look at. 238 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:13,229 And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist of a famous baby. 239 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:16,173 You're turning into a woman. 240 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,232 No, I'm not. 241 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,944 Why would you say that? That's just mean. 242 00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:25,613 Now I've upset you? What did I say? 243 00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:28,915 It's not what you said. It's the way you said it. 244 00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:31,082 Oh, my God! 245 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,121 I'm a woman! 246 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:43,766 So now she thinks that I made out with him to get her job. 247 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:46,529 -Why didn't you just tell the truth? -I did. 248 00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:51,869 She doesn't think anyone would confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren. 249 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:56,707 What if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? 250 00:16:56,915 --> 00:17:00,715 What if Kenny hired that Ralph guy to be the pretty front man, huh? 251 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,648 Did she ever think of that? 252 00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,825 You were with Kenny today. 253 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,892 Just for a second. 254 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,929 Phoebe, what am I gonna do? 255 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,499 The only thing you can do. Sleep with him. 256 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:24,168 I'm not gonna sleep with him. I mean, I could, but I wouldn't. 257 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:26,603 Sleep with Kenny. 258 00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:33,779 -That wouldn't help me. -Oh, yes, it would. 259 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,082 I've had a really good time tonight. 260 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:42,953 I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date. 261 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:46,662 Me neither. 262 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:51,265 I've had a really good time too, you know. 263 00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:54,997 Are you gonna eat that bread? 264 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:58,971 I just like the smell. 265 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:03,205 You make me laugh. 266 00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:07,778 Would you like to move to the couch? 267 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:16,353 Maybe I'll just turn down the lights a little? 268 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,187 How about all the way? 269 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:20,858 Okay. 270 00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:29,836 Wow, cool poster. 271 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:33,569 Or should I say, "groovy poster"? 272 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,409 So... 273 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,408 where were we? 274 00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:45,918 Are those your teeth? 275 00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:51,594 You can see them, huh? 276 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:54,424 Yes. They're insanely white. 277 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,000 I did that for you. 278 00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:00,905 What's the matter with you? 279 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:05,902 What's the matter with me? You've got a black light. It's 1999! 280 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,686 Oh, good. Kim, hi. 281 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:20,621 Hi, Rachel. I wanted to ask you, have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? 282 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:24,054 What am I thinking? Of course you have. 283 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:25,760 Okay, look. 284 00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:28,261 I'm sorry that I lied to you before. 285 00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:33,233 You were right. Ralph and I were an item, but we're not anymore. 286 00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:34,564 Oh, really? 287 00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:37,203 Yeah, he dumped me. 288 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:41,872 He said, "Rachel, I can't do this. 289 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:45,242 Even though you're a very, very... 290 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,816 very beautiful woman... 291 00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:51,621 I can't do this. I'm married and I'm sorry." 292 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:55,121 But he said, "And you will never get promoted... 293 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:59,286 especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog... 294 00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:01,294 in the Ralph Lauren machine." 295 00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:06,168 You expect me to believe.. 296 00:20:07,506 --> 00:20:09,235 -Hi, Ralph. -Hi, Kim. 297 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,688 Oh, my God. 298 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:35,093 He gave you the coldest look I've ever seen. It's like he hates you! 299 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:36,824 Then it is true! 300 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:42,664 Of course it's true. And it hurts so bad. 301 00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:45,670 Oh, honey, come here. 302 00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,777 Oh, it'll be okay. 303 00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:51,442 We've all been there. 304 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,148 You and Ralph? 305 00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,649 Kenny the copy boy. 306 00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:16,333 -I need to talk to you. -What's the matter? You upset? 307 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:20,074 Would you like me to get a pint of ice cream and two spoons? 308 00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:24,045 No, no, no ice cream. Look.... 309 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,514 We gotta get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. 310 00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:28,619 I gotta be a man! 311 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:32,881 The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? 312 00:21:33,158 --> 00:21:34,887 That's the way it has to be. 313 00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:37,721 I'll just put it all in my room. 314 00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:39,590 Good. Great. 315 00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:42,333 Thanks for being so understanding. 316 00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:45,263 I didn't want to make a big deal out of this. 317 00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:50,005 But you could put the picture of the famous baby in my room. 318 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,039 I mean, if you want to. 319 00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:55,335 Okay. 320 00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:58,276 And maybe the watering can there. 321 00:21:58,450 --> 00:21:59,439 Sure. 322 00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:02,347 And a couple of these little tiny boxes. 323 00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:06,785 Joey, do you want me to put it all in your room? 324 00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:09,186 Okay.