1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:03,631 Ready? 2 00:00:04,437 --> 00:00:07,372 Hi, it's Rachel and Phoebe's. Please... 3 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:09,269 -Leave.. -Leave. 4 00:00:10,877 --> 00:00:12,208 But I just said "leave." 5 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:15,312 I know because you have all the good words. 6 00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:20,243 What do I get? I get "it's," "and." Oh, I'm sorry, I have "a." Forget it. 7 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:23,547 -That's silly. -All right. So let's switch. 8 00:00:23,823 --> 00:00:25,984 No, I have all the good words. 9 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:28,552 Okay, fine, fine. We can switch. 10 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:32,662 - Hi... -everybody... 11 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:33,888 -It's... -Rachel... 12 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:35,089 -and... -Phoebe's. 13 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:37,426 Wait. How did you do that? 14 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:39,103 What? 15 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:42,806 Oh, you're no ordinary roommate, are you? 16 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:45,239 This is gonna be interesting. 17 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:49,975 Can we finish this later? I'm going running before it gets dark. 18 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,681 -Why don't you come with me? -Really? 19 00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:57,652 It'll be fun! We'll run in the park. It'll be our roommate-bonding thing. 20 00:00:57,857 --> 00:00:59,324 Okay, let's go running! 21 00:00:59,592 --> 00:01:01,992 -There's cute guys there. -Let's run towards them! 22 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:05,593 Wait just one more second. 23 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:08,595 Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message. Thanks! 24 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,700 Wait a minute. You took all the words! 25 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,533 You've met your match, Rachel Greene! 26 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,343 The One Where Phoebe Runs 27 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,578 I just finished this fascinating book. 28 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:59,977 By the year 2030, there'll be computers... 29 00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:05,247 that can carry out the same amount of functions as a human brain. 30 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:07,617 So, theoretically, you could download... 31 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:11,263 your thoughts and memories into this computer... 32 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:15,728 and live forever as a machine. 33 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:23,740 And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open. 34 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:31,614 Honey, it was a great idea, nailing the boxes to the floor. 35 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:37,119 -I didn't nail the boxes to the floor. -So you can move them! 36 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:42,355 And while I'm doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you. 37 00:02:45,131 --> 00:02:47,599 Hey, everybody! I'd like you to meet Janine. 38 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,802 She's gonna be my new roommate! 39 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,165 And she's gonna live with me! 40 00:02:58,044 --> 00:02:59,875 It's nice to meet you. Janine...? 41 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:01,340 Le Croix. 42 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:04,344 I didn't know that. What a pretty last name. 43 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:07,216 So where are you from? 44 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:09,455 Australia. I just moved here. 45 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:11,123 From the land down under? 46 00:03:11,324 --> 00:03:13,383 I didn't know that either! 47 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,286 So what do you do? 48 00:03:16,496 --> 00:03:19,294 -I'm a dancer. -You're a dancer? 49 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:21,532 She's a dancer! 50 00:03:23,736 --> 00:03:26,136 I think I'll go unpack. 51 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:40,079 Did you interview her before you asked her to move in? 52 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:41,876 Of course! 53 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,545 What did you ask her? 54 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:45,552 When can you move in? 55 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:50,995 Thank you for bringing her into our lives. 56 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,264 Unbelievable. 57 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,726 Down, boy. 58 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:58,462 Oh, no, no, no. She's not my type. Not for me, she's not my type. She's too.. 59 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:01,801 Beautiful, tall, sexy, showing her stomach? 60 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,704 Look at all the boxes! 61 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,876 I cannot wait to ask her out. 62 00:04:08,114 --> 00:04:11,379 Wait a minute. You can't. She's your roommate. 63 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:13,016 It'll be too complicated. 64 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:14,719 Yeah, don't do it. 65 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:18,321 I mean, if you date her, then I can't date her. 66 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:22,624 What if you started going out with her and it didn't work out? 67 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:24,558 That's when I make my move. 68 00:04:25,498 --> 00:04:28,331 Remember when you broke up with Donna... 69 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:31,800 how horrible it was when you bumped into her at the supermarket? 70 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,470 Oh, God, yeah. 71 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:36,300 Now imagine you live at the supermarket. 72 00:04:36,576 --> 00:04:37,736 Okay! 73 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:44,246 You're right! I don't want that. I can't date her. 74 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:48,511 You'd better watch the flirting too, because it could be trouble. 75 00:04:48,821 --> 00:04:50,584 Well, that's gonna be tough, Mon. 76 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:54,190 It's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt. 77 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:58,287 You're around me all the time, and you don't flirt. 78 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:01,599 A little sad about that, sweetie? 79 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:10,371 I have to tie my shoes, so you go ahead. I'll catch up. 80 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:18,381 Come on, that's not running! Let's go! 81 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,318 I'm telling you, when she runs... 82 00:05:26,559 --> 00:05:28,652 she looks like Kermit the Frog... 83 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:30,886 and the Six Million Dollar Man. 84 00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:35,656 Monica had such a crush on him. 85 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:40,362 She used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed. 86 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:41,765 I used to do that too! 87 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:45,374 Did you also have his album, "It's Not Easy Being Green"? 88 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:49,111 Oh, Mon. 89 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,080 So Phoebe runs weird, huh? 90 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,382 Yeah. And I know she'll want to run again. 91 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:59,557 I don't know how to get out of it. I mean, I live with her. 92 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:02,851 Why don't you be straight with her? Tell her the truth. 93 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:06,588 You're right. I should just tell her the truth. 94 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:12,032 Phoebe, Monica tripped me. I don't think I can ever run again, ever! 95 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:17,370 But we were having so much fun. All those cute guys were checking us out. 96 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:20,535 I know. They were definitely staring. 97 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:24,142 Why? Why would you do that? 98 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:26,379 I don't know. 99 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:29,414 Rachel, I'm sorry I hurt your ankles. 100 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:32,154 -Ankle. -We'll see. 101 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:39,059 Okay. I am officially unpacked. 102 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:40,993 Thanks for helping me, man. 103 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:42,890 Joe? 104 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,773 Well, I guess Joey went home. 105 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:56,408 And look, there is still one box I have to unpack. 106 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,216 I got you! 107 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:06,119 Oh, my God, you almost gave me a heart attack. 108 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:09,427 It was so hard not to laugh. 109 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:12,355 Hey, the place looks great. 110 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:13,690 Not bad, right? 111 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:17,800 Monica's working late, so I'm gonna make this place spotless. 112 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,700 You know what else I'll do? 113 00:07:19,972 --> 00:07:22,805 I'm gonna go downstairs and get her some flowers. 114 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:24,906 Who wouldn't want to live with me? 115 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:26,470 I don't. 116 00:07:27,246 --> 00:07:30,909 No, I want to live with the super-hot Australian dancer! 117 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:34,084 How's that going? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing? 118 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,151 So far. But it's tough. 119 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:40,552 I've got this built-up flirting energy, and I don't know how to get rid of it. 120 00:07:44,363 --> 00:07:45,955 How you doing? 121 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,866 Get out! 122 00:07:54,273 --> 00:07:55,900 Oh, man! 123 00:07:57,376 --> 00:07:59,674 Sorry. There's just more room out here. 124 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:05,043 No, you just reminded me that I have to do my stretches too. 125 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:12,915 Why don't you try to be...? 126 00:08:14,193 --> 00:08:15,592 -What's wrong? -Nothing. 127 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:17,591 I didn't want you to touch me... 128 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:20,924 because I'm all sweaty from the workout. 129 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:22,799 I'm gonna hit the shower. 130 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,564 Oh, my God! 131 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:29,741 Sorry about that stuff hanging in there. 132 00:08:29,942 --> 00:08:32,809 It's just my thongs are too delicate for the dryer. 133 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:47,482 Oh, yeah, it's me. 134 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:50,787 I saw you grab your running shoes this morning and sneak out. 135 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:53,291 You lied so you could run by yourself. 136 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:55,557 No, Phoebe, no. I was.... 137 00:08:55,801 --> 00:08:57,428 I was actually just checking... 138 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:58,796 to see... 139 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:00,768 if I could run. And I can! 140 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:02,440 Please, I'm not an idiot. 141 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,004 No, wait. Phoebe? 142 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:19,658 Wow. Couples who live together do start to look alike. 143 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:25,093 I am working right now. So say what you have to say and leave me alone! 144 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:27,758 Sound alike too. 145 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:30,866 So, Mondler.... 146 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:36,402 What are you doing? 147 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,803 What does it look like? I am cleaning. 148 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:42,377 Did you get Monica's authorization to move all her stuff? 149 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:45,183 I don't need that. I'll put everything back. 150 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,682 Put it back exactly where you found it? 151 00:09:47,887 --> 00:09:51,152 Yes. I'm gonna put it back exactly where I found it. 152 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,915 First of all, that attitude is not helping. 153 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:57,491 She won't care if I put her stuff back in the same stupid place. 154 00:09:57,697 --> 00:10:01,224 Hello? Did you just meet Monica? 155 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,237 She'll recognize that I did a nice thing... 156 00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:07,165 and appreciate it. 157 00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:09,864 Actually, this will work out well. 158 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,010 Because when you move back with Joey... 159 00:10:12,244 --> 00:10:15,236 Joey's hot new roommate can come live with me. 160 00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:18,373 Oh, I see. You're trying to freak me out. 161 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:23,214 Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind of stuff, all right? 162 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:28,120 Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She's going to freak out. 163 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,852 Oh, my God. She's going to sit on you. 164 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:34,225 That probably won't hurt as much anymore. 165 00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:37,028 No, she is not. I'll prove it to you. 166 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,998 I'll call her right now. 167 00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:41,704 Phone's done. 168 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:46,909 -Hey, Mon. How's it going? -Terrible. 169 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:49,477 If I want something done right, I have to do it myself. 170 00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:51,377 Other people just wreck stuff. 171 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,483 I think I might kill someone tonight. 172 00:10:57,757 --> 00:11:00,055 Come on, it can't be that bad. 173 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,021 The only thing getting me through... 174 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:04,162 is knowing I'll see you soon. 175 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:07,594 I might even try to get out of here early. 176 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,663 It sounds like they need you there. 177 00:11:09,935 --> 00:11:13,496 -You're just hanging out with Ross? -It's all good! Okay, bye! 178 00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:16,739 She's gonna kill me. 179 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:19,708 The phone was facing the other way. 180 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,911 And that goes back up there. 181 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:28,443 This is good. This is under control. We should start with the big stuff. 182 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:32,057 That'll be the easiest. Let's start with the couch. 183 00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:34,683 I got it. 184 00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:40,529 That doesn't look right. 185 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,894 What are you talking about? The couch is in line with the carpet. 186 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:48,402 Then I can just walk over here and casually put my feet up on.... 187 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:51,369 Okay, here's what we do. 188 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,010 We move the couch closer to the coffee table. 189 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:57,238 But then the back of the couch won't line up with the carpet. 190 00:11:57,516 --> 00:12:00,576 Well, we'll just move the coffee table... 191 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:01,742 closer to the couch. 192 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:07,185 But then the coffee table won't be centered in the seating area. 193 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,927 But the coffee table doesn't match the table! 194 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,463 Look, what am I gonna do? 195 00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:21,163 I'm not flirting, but I'm drawing her to me like a moth to a flame! 196 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,913 What the hell's going on over here? 197 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,948 Monica's gonna kill you! 198 00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:34,779 I need your help. 199 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:38,615 I have to do something to repel this woman. 200 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:40,689 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 201 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,757 You guys repel women all the time! 202 00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,957 Hey, I've been married three times. 203 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:54,130 No, I've seen it happen. 204 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:58,173 You get a rapport going with a woman, but somehow you manage to kill it. 205 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:02,143 Time after time after time after time. 206 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:03,576 What's your secret? 207 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:07,346 We do not repel women, okay? 208 00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:09,281 That is completely untrue. 209 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:12,116 Oh, yes, we do, my man. 210 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,090 Remember when we went to a dance... 211 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:18,421 and you walked up to that girl you liked and talked... 212 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:21,132 about the lrish potato famine? 213 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:25,003 What about you? You weren't so hot either. 214 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:27,535 After everything he said, he'd go.. 215 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:33,507 Monica doesn't like that either. I should stop doing that. 216 00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:37,372 Girls don't like it when I start talking about science. 217 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,811 That's not specific to girls. 218 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:43,687 This is great. What else? 219 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,719 They don't like you correcting their grammar. 220 00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:49,449 And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny. 221 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:54,697 They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you. 222 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:59,470 -Man, I am so lucky I have Monica. -I'm never gonna find love again. 223 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:07,371 -Can I talk to you for a second? -Sure. 224 00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:16,316 Phoebe, I just wanted to say I'm sorry, okay? 225 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:18,716 I handled the situation horribly. 226 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,323 And I should not have lied to you. 227 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,229 So what should you have done? 228 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,724 I should have told you the truth. 229 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:29,200 Which is? 230 00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:34,603 Well, the reason I didn't want to go running with you is... 231 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,401 because... 232 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,942 the way that you run is just a little.... 233 00:14:42,514 --> 00:14:43,947 -So? -It's embarrassing. 234 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,411 People were looking at us like we were crazy. 235 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,452 -Why do you care? -Because they're people! 236 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,717 People you don't know and will never see again. 237 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,085 Yes, but still they are people... 238 00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:56,623 with eyes. 239 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:01,531 I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss.... 240 00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:05,767 But okay. 241 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:10,203 I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. 242 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,070 Okay. You're uptight. 243 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:15,042 What? I am not uptight. 244 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,943 I am not uptight, man. 245 00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:26,121 That's okay. I'm not judging you. That's just who you are. 246 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:29,825 I'm more free, you know. I run like I did when I was a kid... 247 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,792 because that's the only way it's fun, you know? 248 00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:36,466 Didn't you ever run so fast you thought your legs would fall off... 249 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:41,572 Like when you were running towards the swings or running away from Satan? 250 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,335 The neighbor's dog. 251 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:52,807 Is this in the right place? 252 00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:55,248 Who cares? I repel women. 253 00:15:58,757 --> 00:16:00,088 You can't come in here! 254 00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:01,987 Ross is naked! 255 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,866 I couldn't say I was naked, because she's allowed to see me naked. 256 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:13,435 Why does anyone have to be naked? 257 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,799 Why is Ross naked? 258 00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:24,045 I had to show Chandler something. 259 00:16:27,019 --> 00:16:28,577 Naked? 260 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,790 I guess I have... 261 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,189 a "guy" problem. 262 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:39,692 Is it the same thing Chandler had? 263 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:47,195 We'll get everything squared away, and you can come back later! 264 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:51,502 There's still some of Chandler's medicine in the bathroom. 265 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,477 -Bye. -Bye! 266 00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:01,712 Thank God. 267 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:07,152 Dude, what'd you have? 268 00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:11,657 We have no time, okay? We must focus. 269 00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:14,695 We've got to get everything back into its original place. 270 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,856 The photo album! 271 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:19,935 There were millions of pictures of the apartment in the photo album. 272 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,730 We just match everything to the pictures! 273 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:25,272 That's perfect! That's brilliant! 274 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:29,373 What'd you have? 275 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,777 I've got some beer for you. 276 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:39,215 Don't you mean "for whom"? 277 00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,285 Sure. 278 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,195 I was gonna order some pizza. You wanna share one? 279 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,731 Pizza? It's not like I never had that before. 280 00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:54,266 Is something wrong? 281 00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:58,966 Yeah. I'm depressed about that Irish potato famine. 282 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:04,212 No, I mean with me. Because you seem to be acting really weird around me. 283 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,446 All right, all right. 284 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,586 Let's just get this out in the open, okay? 285 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,619 You're hot. 286 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:14,416 I'm lovable. 287 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:19,190 Clearly, there's a vibe going on between us. 288 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,557 But we're roommates... 289 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:24,462 and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road. 290 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,262 Imagine living in a supermarket... 291 00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:29,907 and you'll understand. 292 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,808 Okay? So the question is, what do we do? 293 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,640 There isn't anything to do. 294 00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:40,407 I think you're really sweet. 295 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,213 But I'm not interested in you like that. 296 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:51,251 No, I mean.... 297 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:57,166 You're a nice guy, and I'm happy to be your roommate and your friend. 298 00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,404 I'm just, you know, I just... 299 00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:02,834 don't feel that way about you. 300 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:07,601 I see what happened. 301 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,910 It's because I was trying to repel you. 302 00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:16,019 Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on. 303 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,454 -I don't think so. -Oh, I do. 304 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,462 How you doing? 305 00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:27,932 I'm okay. 306 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:29,962 What? 307 00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:32,125 What? 308 00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:34,969 Oh, dear God! 309 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:59,222 I'm so sorry. You're right. This feels great! 310 00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:03,366 And you don't care if people stare. It's only a second. Then you're gone! 311 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:07,961 It's amazing! I feel so free and so graceful! 312 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,836 Watch out for the horse. 313 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,044 Can I come in now? 314 00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:34,329 -Why is everything different? -Bye. 315 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:38,835 I don't see anything different... 316 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:43,735 other than the fact that the room got brighter when you came into it. 317 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:47,210 The end table is wrong, the couch looks bizarre... 318 00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:50,711 and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets. 319 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,209 Okay, don't be mad, okay? 320 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:58,613 After I unpacked the boxes, I wanted to do something nice for you... 321 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:01,791 so I cleaned the apartment. 322 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:05,554 So I moved everything around, and then I forgot... 323 00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:09,095 where it went back. I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry. 324 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,430 That's okay. 325 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,232 Are you afraid of me or something? 326 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,042 Do you want me to be afraid of you? 327 00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:20,973 Of course not. 328 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:24,743 My gosh, Chandler, what you did is a wonderful thing... 329 00:21:24,983 --> 00:21:26,780 and I really appreciate it. 330 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:30,444 I have this thing where I want everything in the perfect place. 331 00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:33,156 But I'd never expect you to worry about that. 332 00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:35,122 Really? 333 00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:37,054 Of course. 334 00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:39,586 Oh, you're the best. 335 00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:41,489 You come here to me. 336 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,829 Hold on, okay? First things first. 337 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,505 Did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked? 338 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,243 It said that by the year 2030... 339 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,644 there'll be computers carrying out the same number of functions... 340 00:21:59,885 --> 00:22:01,910 as an actual human brain. 341 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:05,553 So, theoretically, you could download your thoughts... 342 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,985 and your memories into this computer.. 343 00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:10,559 And live forever as a machine. 344 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,528 Janine, do you know what we're doing right now? 345 00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:22,566 You and I, we're interfacing. 346 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,670 I gotta go.