1 00:00:08,141 --> 00:00:11,941 I'm moving out, so you're in charge of paying the rent. 2 00:00:12,812 --> 00:00:14,336 -When's it due? -On the first. 3 00:00:14,647 --> 00:00:16,012 And that's every month? 4 00:00:16,783 --> 00:00:18,978 No, just the months you want to live here. 5 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:22,521 Okay, here's the phone bill. 6 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:25,281 Oh, my God! 7 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,357 That's our phone number. 8 00:00:29,829 --> 00:00:33,026 I know I kind of sprung this me-moving-out-on-you thing. 9 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:36,825 -Why don't I cover you for a while? -No way! 10 00:00:37,070 --> 00:00:40,233 Joey Tribbiani does not take charity... 11 00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:42,168 anymore. 12 00:00:42,742 --> 00:00:45,973 -It's not charity, Joe. -Forget it. 13 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:48,409 Thanks, but I'm done taking money from you. 14 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:51,708 I can take care of myself. What's next? Come on. 15 00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:53,417 Here's the electric bill. 16 00:00:53,686 --> 00:00:57,247 -This is how much we pay for electric? -Well, yeah. 17 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,894 So we'll do the rest of the bills later, then? 18 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:06,829 The One On The Last Night 19 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:44,667 Will Joey have to give up the apartment? 20 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,168 I offered him money, but he wouldn't take it. 21 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,839 How much does he need? 22 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:51,566 $1500 would cover him for a few months... 23 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:55,578 but I have to trick him into taking it so I don't hurt his pride. 24 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,807 Why don't you hire him as an actor? 25 00:01:59,018 --> 00:02:03,114 You could have him dress up and put on skits whenever you want. 26 00:02:05,024 --> 00:02:07,618 Well, that would help the pride thing. 27 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:14,098 Wow, you look great! Do you wanna move in with me tomorrow? 28 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:18,927 Any plans for tonight? 29 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:21,663 Instead of being sad on my last night with Rachel... 30 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:25,834 we're going out to celebrate Rachel's moving in with Phoebe. 31 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:29,275 -And also my birthday. -It's not your birthday. 32 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:34,786 What a mean thing to say! I'd never tell you it wasn't your birthday. 33 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:40,625 You guys have anything planned for the big last night? 34 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:44,625 Instead of just hanging out, we figure we'd do nothing. 35 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:50,836 Knicks' season opener tonight. I thought you'd come and watch it. 36 00:02:51,037 --> 00:02:52,368 I don't know, Ross. 37 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:56,507 Not if you talk about how you gave up basketball to become a paleontologist. 38 00:02:56,743 --> 00:03:01,305 I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist! 39 00:03:02,148 --> 00:03:04,309 -Phoebe.. -You're not dressed yet? 40 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:07,247 We're supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes! 41 00:03:08,254 --> 00:03:11,246 And clearly, not a minute sooner. 42 00:03:11,991 --> 00:03:15,654 You are packed, though, right? Please tell me you're packed? 43 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:19,092 Of course I'm packed. Monica, relax. 44 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:21,698 I wanted to ask Phoebe what I should wear. 45 00:03:21,935 --> 00:03:24,495 My God, I can't get a minute of peace. 46 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:30,105 Oh, my God! 47 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:34,409 Monica's just gonna kill you. 48 00:03:34,681 --> 00:03:35,841 I know. 49 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,108 What you're wearing is fine for that. 50 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:44,113 You're not packed! 51 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:47,092 You're not packed even a little bit! 52 00:03:48,261 --> 00:03:49,523 Surprise! 53 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:53,793 Don't get mad, because this is what happened. 54 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:57,536 I started packing, then I realized, "What am I doing?" 55 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,467 I am lousy at packing, right? 56 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,441 But you love packing! 57 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:06,611 So as a gift to you on our last night.... 58 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:13,213 I'll be coordinator! 59 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:16,820 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I didn't get you anything. 60 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,815 Everybody has to help. Phoebe, can you help? 61 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,390 I have plans. 62 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,294 -You have plans with us. -That's right. 63 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,730 Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap and Joey can lift. 64 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,095 Tell the guys they have to help out. 65 00:04:31,337 --> 00:04:33,134 My God, thank you! 66 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:36,965 Monica's gonna make you pack! She's got jobs for everyone! 67 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:40,576 Now, it's too late for me, but save yourselves! 68 00:04:42,915 --> 00:04:46,112 The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel hasn't packed. 69 00:04:46,352 --> 00:04:48,320 Now, everybody has to help. Chandler.. 70 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,453 I have plans with Joey. 71 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:55,318 -You said you were doing nothing. -Yes, but for the last time. 72 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:58,461 Fine. Now, Ross.. 73 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:01,098 -I can't do it. -Why not? 74 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:04,792 -Don't you have Ben? -Because I have Ben! 75 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:08,432 It's almost past his bedtime. Where is he? 76 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,040 He's at a dinner party. 77 00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:15,174 He's really coming? I can see in your apartment. 78 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:17,643 Of course he is. What? 79 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:20,444 You think I'd use my son as an excuse? 80 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:23,019 What kind of father do you think I am? 81 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:24,782 All right. Sorry. 82 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,983 I gotta go make a fake Ben. 83 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:33,621 Here it is. 84 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,358 Our last pizzas together as roommates. 85 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:39,003 I wish I knew that. I ordered Chinese. 86 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:40,899 Well, that's okay. 87 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:43,506 In a way it's kind of nice. You know? 88 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:47,702 Our last dinner together. Me, bringing the food of my ancestors... 89 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:50,141 you, the food of yours! 90 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:57,549 I had an idea for what to do on our last night. 91 00:05:57,757 --> 00:06:00,692 What do you say we play a little foosball for money? 92 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:04,920 Are you crazy? You haven't beaten me since my injury-plagued '97 season. 93 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,895 -It'd be easier to give me your money. -Yes, it would. 94 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:11,993 What do you say to $50? 95 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:17,406 I say to it: "50 dollars, you are more than I have." 96 00:06:18,077 --> 00:06:20,739 If you know that you'll win, what difference does it make? 97 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:23,006 -You're on. -Okay, let's play. 98 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,116 The big game. Italy versus... 99 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,909 China, apparently. 100 00:06:30,957 --> 00:06:33,187 Look, it's the Rollerblades. 101 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:34,893 Oh, God! 102 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:38,261 You remember when we got these? 103 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:42,925 I guess you weren't there. 104 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:47,537 You guys, we said we were gonna have fun. 105 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:50,571 Come on. Hey, remember the time.... 106 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:57,372 You don't remember? 107 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:01,818 Sorry, Phoebe. I'm just really sad that I'm leaving. 108 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,919 I'm gonna miss you so much. 109 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:07,422 This doesn't have to be so sad, though, you know? 110 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:10,754 Instead of thinking about how you'll miss each other... 111 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:14,729 you should think of the things you're not gonna miss. 112 00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:17,431 I don't think there's anything. 113 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,901 Come on, there's gotta be something. 114 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,071 She's perfect. 115 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:27,506 I have one. 116 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:31,107 Okay, you can go first. 117 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:33,648 I guess I'm not gonna miss the fact... 118 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:37,947 that you're never allowed to move the phone pen. 119 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:44,119 That's a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? 120 00:07:44,363 --> 00:07:46,627 You know, does Rachel move the phone pen? 121 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:49,425 Sometimes. 122 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,035 Always, actually. 123 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:56,271 There you go. Doesn't everyone feel better? 124 00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:59,811 Not just the phone pen. 125 00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:03,108 I never get my messages. 126 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,874 You get your messages. 127 00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:08,278 It doesn't count if you have to read them off your hand... 128 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:11,388 after you've fallen asleep on the couch. 129 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:14,184 So you missed a message from who? Chandler? 130 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,859 Or your mom? 131 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:18,027 Or Chandler? 132 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,391 Or your mom? 133 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:25,232 It worked! No one's sad! 134 00:08:29,408 --> 00:08:30,397 I win again! 135 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:33,577 That's, like, 500 bucks you owe me! 136 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:36,178 Man! Five hundred dollars. 137 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:39,645 That is a lot of electricity, huh? 138 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:42,382 I gotta buy some food. 139 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:46,089 Give me a chance to win my money back. Sudden death... 140 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:49,054 one goal, $1000. 141 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:51,152 -You serious? -Yes! 142 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,695 Get ready to owe me. 143 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,231 Here we go. Ready? 144 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,051 No... 145 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,458 one can beat me! 146 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:33,903 That's why only the little fake men are supposed to do the kicking. 147 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:42,979 Hi, Ross. See, other people call me! 148 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:45,911 Oh, your brother. Score! 149 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,751 What's up? 150 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:50,216 I'm here with Ben. 151 00:09:50,489 --> 00:09:52,047 Thought we'd say hi. 152 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:55,818 -Put him on. -Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. 153 00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:01,325 I guess he doesn't feel like talking right now. 154 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:04,058 He's smiling, though. 155 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:07,161 Okay, talk to you later. 156 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:18,039 You know, Daddy was gonna be a basketball player. 157 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,648 I think it was better when you guys were sad. 158 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:30,360 Hey, remember the Rollerblades? 159 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:34,666 You know what else I won't miss? "I'm Monica. 160 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:38,301 I wash the toilets 17 times a day, even if people are on it!" 161 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:42,234 "Hi, I'm Rachel. Is my sweater too tight? 162 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,908 I'd better wash it and shrink it!" 163 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:49,338 "I'm Monica. I never get messages from interesting people." 164 00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:51,345 I call her. 165 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:57,382 "Oh, my God! I love Ross. I hate Ross. I love Ross. I hate Ross!" 166 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,487 "My God! I can't find a boyfriend. 167 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:04,890 I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there!" 168 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,499 You guys, come on, this is the last night! 169 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:13,435 Yeah, you're right, and so for the last time I would like to ask you: 170 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:16,006 Boo-hoo. Get out of my room! 171 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:25,811 We should get a move on if we want to make those dinner reservations. 172 00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:35,384 Still broken? 173 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,653 It sucks, man. 174 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:40,694 Your last night, and I lose the two most important things: 175 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,061 The foosball table... 176 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,098 and $500. 177 00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:50,069 There are other ways to win back your money. How about blackjack? 178 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:51,604 Not my game. 179 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:54,402 You know what? We can play a new game. 180 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,944 -It's fun! -What's it called? 181 00:11:58,417 --> 00:11:59,850 Cups. 182 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,845 -I don't know how. -I'll teach you. It's easy and fun. 183 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,922 -All right. -Here you go. 184 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,395 I have two queens. What do you have? 185 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,126 -A 2 and a 5. -You win! Fifty dollars! 186 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,865 -Really? -Let's play again. 187 00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:23,938 -What have you got? -4 and a 9. 188 00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:26,067 You're kidding, right? 189 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,713 -No. Why? -That's a full cup! 190 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,878 Damn, I am good at Cups! 191 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:37,778 I'm not talking to her. 192 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,615 You have to take the first step... 193 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:44,294 because she's the one who's leaving. It's harder for her. 194 00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:46,824 Maybe you're right. 195 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,499 But she made fun of my phone pen! 196 00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,463 I know. I took it hard too. 197 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:58,165 She's in there right now, crying. I can hear her. 198 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,038 She's not crying. 199 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:06,014 She's holding it in. She's so brave. Go. 200 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,120 I feel bad about what happened.. 201 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,848 -What are you doing? -I'm unpacking. 202 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,888 I'm not moving. Is that picture straight? 203 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,962 It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left. 204 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:25,169 You're the one who wants this big change and to move in with Chandler! 205 00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:27,395 You should go! Why do I have to leave? 206 00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:31,370 -It's my apartment! -It's mine too! What else you got? 207 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,237 How about: You're moving! 208 00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:46,422 This is ridiculous. 209 00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,157 We should be packing you! 210 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:55,023 -Hey, how you guys doing? -Great. Monica's moving. 211 00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:57,593 I am not! 212 00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:00,872 Really? How come all your stuff is in this box? 213 00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:04,701 Okay, you guys, I think I know what's going on here! 214 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,177 You guys? Stop! 215 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:12,543 I know you're acting mad because it'll make it easier to leave. 216 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:15,845 But deep down, you're really sad. Deep, deep down. 217 00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:18,249 -No, Phoebe, I am mad! -Well, deep down! 218 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,718 I'm just mad. 219 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:21,851 Then keep running. 220 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,353 You win! 221 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,624 -What did you have? -Nothing beats... 222 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:31,133 a three and a six. 223 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:34,031 That, my friend, is "D Cup." 224 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,608 How much have you won so far? 225 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,240 -700. -Not 700 exactly? 226 00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,744 Double it. 227 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:50,382 In Cups, once you get $700, you have to double it. 228 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:54,125 I didn't make up the rules. 229 00:14:56,228 --> 00:15:00,130 Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get one card. 230 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:04,995 That one card could be worth $100, which brings your total to $1500. 231 00:15:06,505 --> 00:15:10,965 Don't get excited, that won't happen unless you get the.. No way! 232 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,138 This is the last box of your clothes. 233 00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:19,340 I'm just gonna label it "What were you thinking?" 234 00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:24,347 I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler. 235 00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:29,790 Guys, I don't wanna make things worse, but... 236 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,361 I don't wanna live with Rachel anymore. 237 00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,130 You're so mean to each other. 238 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:38,599 I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel. I still like you. 239 00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:42,102 That's fine because I'm not moving. 240 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,137 Phoebe, you gotta take her. 241 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,539 I said some bad stuff... 242 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,840 but Rachel has qualities that make her a good roommate. 243 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,515 Like what, Monica? 244 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,054 She has 147,000 pair of boots. 245 00:15:58,324 --> 00:15:59,951 Good start, Mon. 246 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,684 She lets you borrow them. 247 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:06,063 And you stretch them out with your big old clown feet. 248 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:10,396 Do you wanna live outside? Because it's getting cold! 249 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:17,173 She gets tons of catalogs and folds down the pages of things I'd like. 250 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,632 What else? 251 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,075 When I take a shower... 252 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,573 she leaves me notes on the mirror. 253 00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:27,044 I do. I do do that. 254 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:31,253 That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom. 255 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:36,027 When I fall asleep on the couch... 256 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:39,193 she covers me with a blanket. 257 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,260 Well, you know, I don't want you to be cold. 258 00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:50,401 And when I told her I was gonna move in with Chandler... 259 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,439 she was really supportive. 260 00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:56,908 You were so great. 261 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,580 You made it so easy. 262 00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:04,752 And now you have to leave. 263 00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:07,725 And I have to live with a boy! 264 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,788 It's gonna be fine. 265 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:16,359 Now I can't wait to live with you! 266 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,362 You know what we should do? 267 00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:22,563 Bring Monica, and we'll live together! We'll have so much fun! 268 00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:26,402 I think she's moving in with Chandler. 269 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:29,808 Oh, that's right. You're still set on that? 270 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,941 Kind of. 271 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,252 Oh, my God! 272 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,664 How's the packing going? 273 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:51,759 Ben? He's fine. He's right.. Oh, my God! 274 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:56,503 Get your head out of your shirt there, son! 275 00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:01,469 Yeah, it's a pumpkin. I'll come pack. 276 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:08,419 -What's wrong? -Ross and I were helping pack... 277 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:12,522 took a little break. I lost $1500 to him in Cups! 278 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,818 How did you lose at Cups? 279 00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:18,693 The same way you lost! 280 00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:23,424 I started out with the king and the queen. Bam! Ross gets a 2 and a 3. 281 00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:27,369 Then I get a jack and a king. Boom! Ross gets a 4 and 5. 282 00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:30,771 Even Ross was getting the Cup card, the D Cup... 283 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:36,174 the sitting-down bonus. I didn't even get half a cup! Nothing! 284 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,108 Oh, man! 285 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,875 He never played before either. 286 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:44,452 I think beginner's luck is very important in Cups! 287 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,952 Let's play one more hand. One more hand. 288 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,652 No more! I cannot lose another dime. I'm serious this time. 289 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,364 In fact, look. 290 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,395 I wanna give you something. 291 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:58,465 Let me give it to you before I pawn it for Cups money. 292 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:05,335 I want you to have the big, white dog... 293 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:09,341 as a thank-you for being such a great roommate. 294 00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:12,914 I can't take the big white dog. You love it. 295 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,586 It's "him." Not "it." 296 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,116 What if I bought it from you? 297 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,555 Then your nice gesture would be giving it to me at a reasonable price. 298 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,523 Say $1500? 299 00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:29,856 Wait a second. I see what you're trying to do here. 300 00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:32,430 You're trying to give me money again! 301 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,571 When did I try to give you money? 302 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,603 Over there with the bills! 303 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,834 You tried to give me charity, I said no, you dropped it. 304 00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,909 We had a nice last night together. 305 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,708 We had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money. 306 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,686 Now you start with the charity thing again! 307 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:54,723 I'm trying to help you out. I wanna make sure that you're okay. 308 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,952 I will be okay. 309 00:19:57,229 --> 00:20:01,131 You gotta get it out of your head that I can't take care of myself. 310 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:05,528 I'm not gonna miss you helping me out with money. 311 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,069 The only thing I'm gonna miss... 312 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,074 is you. 313 00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:14,301 And now the dog. 314 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,649 -Call me when you get there, okay? -Okay. 315 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,551 I'm really gonna miss you. 316 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,631 I have your key. 317 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,730 -Here you go. -Thanks. 318 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:49,570 God, this is silly. I'll see you in a couple of hours. 319 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,581 Bye, house. 320 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:27,477 -She really left. -I know. 321 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:33,449 -Thank you. -No problem, roomie. 322 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,967 -Can I ask you a question? -Sure. 323 00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:46,898 What the hell is that dog doing here? 324 00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:53,874 I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money. 325 00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:57,570 -And now you want that money back? -Exactly. 326 00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,114 What kind of idiot do you take me for? 327 00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:03,445 It's not a real game. I made it up. 328 00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:06,816 I'm sorry you lost your money. But I won it fair and square. 329 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,424 At a fake game! 330 00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:12,124 If you wanna try to make some of it back... 331 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,494 I'd be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you. 332 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:18,931 I am very good at Cups. 333 00:22:20,639 --> 00:22:23,767 I assume the saucer card came up when you played last. 334 00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:28,477 Let's see if it comes up this time.