1 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:06,963 Check it out, this is unbelievable! 2 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:10,334 Joey's been holding his breath for almost four minutes. 3 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,510 You trying to kill me? 4 00:00:19,252 --> 00:00:21,550 -I want to ask you something. -What? 5 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:25,179 Since I'm moving out, and you're so beautiful... 6 00:00:26,292 --> 00:00:27,657 how about I move in with you? 7 00:00:27,927 --> 00:00:31,090 That would be great, but what do we do about Denise? 8 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:34,262 -Who's Denise? -My roommate. 9 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:35,423 Your roommate? 10 00:00:35,635 --> 00:00:37,660 Yes, Denise. Denise! 11 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:41,805 What is with the secrecy, Phoebe? 12 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:44,066 What about Denise? She cute? 13 00:00:46,012 --> 00:00:48,003 How can you have a roommate that we don't know about? 14 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:50,513 Because you never listen to what I say. 15 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,844 I talk about her all the time. Denise! 16 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:58,351 I'm gonna have an extra room over at my place. 17 00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:00,720 -That's true. -Move in with me. 18 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:04,057 We can stay up late talking, and watch movies. 19 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:06,459 You know about naked Thursdays, right? 20 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:11,436 Yeah, yeah. I think I'll find my own place. 21 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:15,638 Hey! I thought naked Thursdays was just our thing, man. 22 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:20,343 The One With Ross' Denial 23 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,514 What did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her? 24 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:01,878 Oh, that. 25 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,249 She took it really well. 26 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,222 -You didn't tell her, did you? -No. 27 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,694 Because you're in love with her. 28 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:14,128 I am not in love with her. She was upset about having to move out. 29 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:17,234 If she knew we were still married, she'd have been more upset. 30 00:02:17,537 --> 00:02:19,767 So I comforted her. As a friend. 31 00:02:20,039 --> 00:02:21,472 You "comforted her"? 32 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:23,402 Nothing. I just gave her a hug. 33 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:26,375 A classic sign of love, the hug. 34 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:29,047 It's also a sign of friendship. 35 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:31,183 Not in your case, "Lovey Loverson." 36 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:34,749 It was a hug. Okay? 37 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:36,411 A simple hug. 38 00:02:36,589 --> 00:02:40,525 I was a friend being a friend to a friend. 39 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:42,820 Use the word "friend" more. 40 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,893 Did you, or did you not, smell her hair? 41 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,327 Smell her hair? 42 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,299 What if I did? 43 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:54,462 Ninety percent of a woman's pheromones come out of her head. 44 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,437 That's why women are shorter. 45 00:02:57,310 --> 00:03:00,302 So that men will fall in love when they hug them. 46 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:03,448 Come on, Ross, you're a scientist. 47 00:03:04,984 --> 00:03:07,043 I was hugging her as a friend. 48 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:09,617 It's not my fault her hair got in my face. 49 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,723 She's got a lot of it, and it smells all... all... 50 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,384 coconutty. 51 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:20,561 What? It doesn't mean I have feelings for Rachel. 52 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:23,395 Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts. 53 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:28,735 Okay, but be careful. Rachel's not in the same place you are. 54 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:31,838 If the place you're referring to is being in love... 55 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:36,741 she is in the same place as me, because I am not in that place. 56 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:39,642 I didn't understand that. 57 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:44,748 Maybe that's because you were speaking the secret language of love. 58 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:52,829 -A guy just called for you. -Who was it? 59 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:56,227 I don't know. How about "Thanks for taking the message"? 60 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:00,895 When you move in... 61 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:04,632 Rachel's room will be empty. Let's talk about what to do with it. 62 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,774 I think we should have a beautiful guest room... 63 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:12,246 with a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with fresh flowers. 64 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:16,817 And comment cards so people could tell us how great their stay was. 65 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:21,252 I really haven't thought about it that much. 66 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,891 Well, I like that idea... obviously. 67 00:04:25,765 --> 00:04:28,859 I was thinking maybe... maybe it could be a game room. 68 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:33,535 You can buy old arcade games, like Space lnvaders and Asteroids... 69 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:36,765 for $200. The real ones. The big, big, big ones! 70 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:39,802 No. 71 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:44,039 You mean "No" as in: 72 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:48,352 "What an interesting idea. Let's discuss it before we reject it." 73 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:50,712 I'm sorry. 74 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:55,325 Interesting idea. But no. 75 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:58,119 So that's it? 76 00:04:58,398 --> 00:05:02,061 I just don't think arcade games go in a beautiful guest room... 77 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:04,462 filled with antiques. 78 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:08,195 Which is why Asteroids is perfect. It's the oldest game. 79 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,035 What's wrong with a beautiful guest room? 80 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,236 I'm not against it. 81 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:18,246 Especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away. 82 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:20,747 Are you mocking me? 83 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,478 No, I'm not mocking you or your beautiful guest room. 84 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,889 Monica and l had a stupid fight. 85 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,533 You're still moving in together, right? My ad came out today. 86 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:41,062 "Wanted: Female roommate, nonsmoker, nonugly." 87 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,374 Nice. 88 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:50,175 I figured it'd be more interesting to have a female roommate. 89 00:05:50,416 --> 00:05:54,045 Someone I could learn from. Someone who's different than me. 90 00:05:54,253 --> 00:05:57,882 And what's more different than me, a guy who's not 19... 91 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,559 than a girl who is 19? 92 00:06:02,895 --> 00:06:04,590 Not just a hatrack, my friend. 93 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:08,597 Phoebe, I have to ask you.. 94 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:10,359 I'm swamped right now. 95 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:13,934 You're just staring into space. 96 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,937 I'm trying to move that pencil. 97 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,976 -This one? -lt worked! 98 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:25,448 Phoebe, this whole apartment thing is a nightmare. 99 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:29,451 Anything I can afford comes with a roommate who is a freak. Look. 100 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:35,120 "Wanted: Female roommate, nonsmoker, nonugly." 101 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:41,867 That's probably some 12-year-old kid trying to get girls to call. 102 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:46,137 There's nothing. This city is full. 103 00:06:46,305 --> 00:06:47,397 Wait! Look at this! 104 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:51,804 "Two bedroom, two bath. Must be nonsmoker. Satan worshipers okay." 105 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,143 Yeah, but it's on the ground floor. 106 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:02,944 -Rach, you still looking for a place? -Yeah, why? 107 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:07,619 This guy, Warren, from the museum is going on a dig for two years. 108 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:12,263 He's got this great place he needs to sublet. You interested? 109 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:15,923 Great! I'd love to live at Warren's. I love Warren! 110 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:19,503 Oh, wait. Is he the guy that asked you for naked pictures of me? 111 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,874 That doesn't matter, he won't be there! 112 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:25,306 -Thank you! -Don't thank me. 113 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:29,141 Thank the volcano that erupted thousands of years ago... 114 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:33,308 killing, but perfectly preserving, an entire civilization. 115 00:07:35,087 --> 00:07:36,486 Here's Warren's number. 116 00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:41,993 This is great. I'm gonna call him right now! Thank you! 117 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:47,226 Okay, you go call him. 118 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:49,693 I saw it. 119 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:53,501 What are you talking about? 120 00:07:53,706 --> 00:07:56,698 I'm talking about what you already know but won't admit. 121 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:59,343 You love her again. You re-love her. 122 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:02,276 I do not re-love her. 123 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:05,144 I can't believe you won't just admit it. 124 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,916 Promise me you won't do anything stupid. 125 00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:13,057 We're just friends now. Why would I do anything stupid? 126 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:16,324 The apartment is already subletted. 127 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,488 It's hopeless. I'll never find anything. 128 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,322 Live with me. 129 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:22,656 -What? -What?! 130 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,836 What? 131 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,037 Are you serious? 132 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:33,937 I would love to live with you. That's great. Thank you. 133 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,545 I'm just glad I could help you out. 134 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:42,947 Wow, I'm so happy for you guys. This is so, so, not stupid. 135 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:48,216 Ross, you have no idea what this means to me. 136 00:08:48,427 --> 00:08:52,523 I was gonna be homeless. You just saved me. You're my hero. 137 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:56,592 Hero? I don't know. Well, all right. 138 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:01,934 I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has. 139 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:04,208 Oh, please. 140 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:13,946 You're gonna say things now, aren't you? 141 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,385 No. No, I won't. 142 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:18,891 But I should tell you this. 143 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:22,056 The same thing happened to my roommate, Denise. 144 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,492 She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her. 145 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:28,495 He said he didn't love her, but he really did. And it just blew up. 146 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,430 And that's how she ended up living with me. 147 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,098 Okay, that's a lie. 148 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:40,611 -You don't have a roommate. -Denise! 149 00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:45,173 No one ever listens to me! 150 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:55,620 Listen, I'm sorry about before. I don't need a game room. 151 00:09:55,795 --> 00:10:00,164 I only played those games because I couldn't get girls. Now I can get.. 152 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:03,194 Now I have you. 153 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:06,998 No, not that I think I have you... 154 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:11,572 or think of you as property in any sort of way. I see women.... 155 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:13,335 Stop it, Chandler. 156 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:15,940 I'm sorry too. 157 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:19,279 -Really? -Yeah. Oh, yes. 158 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:24,520 We can think of something to do with the room together. 159 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:28,556 Great idea. We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room. 160 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:30,225 Totally. 161 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,968 -We don't have to decide now. -Good. 162 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:41,639 Let's think about changes we can make in the living room. 163 00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:43,163 Changes? 164 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:47,904 We'll have to move some furniture to make room for my chair. 165 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:52,613 You're bringing the Barcalounger over here? 166 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:54,310 Is that a problem? 167 00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:59,383 It's just that they're a set and should stay together. 168 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,753 That's cool. I'll bring them both over. 169 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:05,420 You're taking them away from their home. 170 00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:10,228 I get it. I get nothing. Nothing here is mine. Everything is yours. 171 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,939 I'll get up in the morning, put on your clothes and go off to work! 172 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:18,833 Yeah, that's it. Everything will be mine. Nothing will be yours. 173 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:21,175 I'm talking about the Barcalounger. 174 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:23,608 It doesn't match. Where will it go? 175 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,510 In the game room! 176 00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:29,017 It is not my fault your chairs are incredibly ugly. 177 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:30,688 That's fine. 178 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,188 I won't bring the chairs. I won't bring anything! 179 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:36,850 I wouldn't want to ruin the ambiance over here at grandma's place! 180 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:41,362 Everything on your application looks really good. 181 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,330 Just one last question. 182 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,767 Will your friends be over here, partying and hanging out? 183 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,939 Don't worry. I'm not a party girl. 184 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,410 Don't just be blurting stuff out. 185 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:57,548 I want you to really think about your answers. 186 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:02,782 Call off the roommate search. Hi. I'll be living here. 187 00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:06,448 Ignore him. He's just some guy who wants the apartment. 188 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,820 But he's not going to get it. 189 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:11,793 You took down the shower curtain? 190 00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:13,760 That thing was a hazard! 191 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,568 I'm very safety conscious. 192 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,506 I was just clearing some space for your stuff. 193 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:30,771 Thanks. 194 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:35,852 But listen, Monica and Chandler had a big fight and they're not moving in. 195 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:40,081 What do you mean, not moving in? They're still moving in, right? 196 00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:44,822 No, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room. 197 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:47,498 Over a stupid room? 198 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:52,304 I feel kind of bad for them, but now I don't have to move in here! 199 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:55,198 Oh, no. Yeah, that part's great. 200 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:00,035 What's all this about you guys fighting? 201 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:03,674 Is this really over a room? 202 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:06,281 That is so silly. 203 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,780 -We can handle this. -Apparently not. 204 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:16,121 And I can't stand by and watch two people I care about so much... 205 00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:19,525 be hurt by something that is so silly. 206 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:24,802 Enough of the silliness. 207 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,562 Tell her to stop being silly. 208 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,706 Two very good points. 209 00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:39,408 I've known you both a long time. 210 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:43,245 And I've never seen either of you one-millionth as happy... 211 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,751 as you've been since you got together. 212 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:50,489 Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? 213 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,856 That is so silly. 214 00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:56,329 What's more important, love... 215 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,663 or silliness? 216 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:02,539 Well, we are fond of the silliness. 217 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:05,676 But we also have a soft spot for the love. 218 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,072 -Love is the best medicine. -That's "laughter." 219 00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:10,578 -Why do you do it? -I don't know. 220 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:20,225 Now, Chandler, you want to live with Monica, right? 221 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:22,689 Yeah, I do. 222 00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:25,294 And, Mon, you want to live with Chandler? 223 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:26,587 Yes. 224 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,960 A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York! 225 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:42,877 So I understand you're looking for a place? 226 00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:46,542 No, I'm staying put. 227 00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:52,720 I was going to offer you my apartment. 228 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,386 Why? Where you going? 229 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,060 I don't know. 230 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,631 You won't believe it. 231 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,828 Monica and Chandler are moving in again. 232 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,973 That's great news, right? I mean, for them, right? 233 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,678 But on the bright side, we get to be roommates again. 234 00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:19,117 Yeah. You know, about that.... 235 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,852 I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything... 236 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:27,752 but don't you think it'll be weird? 237 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:33,158 Why? Why would it.... Why would it be weird? 238 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:36,628 Well, you know, because of us. 239 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:38,770 Because of our history. 240 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,830 No! 241 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,104 No, no! 242 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:46,767 It would only be weird if we were still in "that place." 243 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:50,209 Are you still in that place? 244 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,013 -No, not at all. -Good. Me neither. 245 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:55,954 So it's not a problem. 246 00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:59,283 We're just two friends who happen to be roommates. 247 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,950 Okay, but eventually you and I will be dating. 248 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:07,855 Really? We are? 249 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,534 Yeah. I'll have a boyfriend and you'll have a girlfriend. 250 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:16,203 That'd be great. 251 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:20,500 But if you think it'll be okay, we'll just work out a system. 252 00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:24,308 It'll be like in college. I'll hang a sign on the door: 253 00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:27,246 "Come back later. I'm getting lucky." 254 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:35,092 Yeah, I didn't think of that. 255 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:41,090 So are you sure about this whole moving-in thing? 256 00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:45,997 It's a really big step. And what's the rush? 257 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,607 That's very funny. 258 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:55,607 He's being silly because he knows we enjoy the silliness. 259 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:01,183 No, I'm serious. Think about it. You move in. 260 00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:06,256 You start fighting over game rooms. Next thing you know, you break up. 261 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:09,527 It was just a stupid fight about a room. 262 00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,524 There are no stupid fights! 263 00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:15,058 This isn't about the room. 264 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:18,634 This is about what the room represents. 265 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,970 And unfortunately, this room could destroy you! 266 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,935 -I'm not so worried. -Me neither. 267 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,975 Fine. It's your life! 268 00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,407 I just don't want to see you break up. 269 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:36,281 Which you will do if you move in together. 270 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,760 But if that's what you want, there's nothing I can do. 271 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,427 Don't do it! 272 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,269 -You still want to move in together? -Of course. 273 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:52,797 Ross didn't scare you? 274 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,235 Scared me out of wanting to live with him. 275 00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:59,239 -I gotta show you something. -Okay. 276 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:05,276 Oh, my God! Someone's killed Square Man! 277 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,183 The Barcalounger can go here. 278 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:13,152 You can see the TV, and it's still walking distance to the kitchen. 279 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,155 Oh, that's so sweet. 280 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:17,457 I want to show you something too. 281 00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:21,154 You know those big road signs that say "merge"? 282 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:26,431 I thought we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. 283 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,938 Because that's you and I together. 284 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:32,703 "Merge!" 285 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,477 -I love that! -Really? 286 00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:37,637 "No!" 287 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,955 I found you in my bed 288 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,485 How'd you wind up there? 289 00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:50,521 You are a mystery 290 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:53,220 Little black curly hair 291 00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:59,363 Little black, little black, little black 292 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:02,472 Little black curly hair 293 00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:12,984 If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows... 294 00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:16,187 please give me money so I can buy a computer. 295 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,584 Where are the other guys? 296 00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,329 Well, Monica and Chandler are occupied. 297 00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:28,196 -Fighting? -The other thing. 298 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:32,002 It's great they worked things out. 299 00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:35,002 There's no breaking them up, is there? 300 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,406 Can I borrow the key to your house so I can go make a copy? 301 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:41,235 -Here. -Thank you. 302 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:46,641 Are you sure? Once I make a copy, there's no turning back. 303 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:51,813 Yeah, I'm sure. Now get out of here before I change my mind. 304 00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:01,426 You think moving in with Rachel is a good idea? 305 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,066 I've been back and forth. 306 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:07,036 Well, maybe you should go back. 307 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,739 She moves in, and before you know it... 308 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,169 you're right where you don't want to be, back together. 309 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:16,507 I don't think so. She's already talking about dating other guys. 310 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:20,775 That's not going to work out. She'll come home all weepy... 311 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:24,420 and you'll be telling her, "Oh, that's okay. You'll find someone." 312 00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,022 And then, bam! She finds you! 313 00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:31,756 Maybe you're right. 314 00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:35,522 Ross, she is definitely gonna fall in love with you again. 315 00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:36,893 Is that what you want? 316 00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,036 Is that what I want? 317 00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:40,431 Yes. 318 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,100 Here she comes. I'm gonna make your life much easier. 319 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:49,338 The place was closed, so I'll copy it later. 320 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:50,708 Or not. 321 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:54,177 Why don't you move in with me? 322 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,318 Whoa, Joey! 323 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:02,584 Look, I know I scared you with that whole naked-Thursdays thing... 324 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:06,697 but we don't have to do that. 325 00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:10,392 It would be easier to move across the hall. 326 00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:15,829 Unless you're thinking about naked Wednesdays. 327 00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:19,773 Thursday's clearly not good for you. Pick a day! 328 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,976 Come on in. Thanks for coming back. 329 00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,850 There's a lot of people interested in the room. 330 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:34,822 But I've narrowed it down, and you're one of the finalists. 331 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:37,553 -Great! -Before I decide... 332 00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:40,755 I want to be sure our personalities match. 333 00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,127 So I made up a little test. 334 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,635 I'll say a word, and you say the first thing that comes to mind. 335 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:49,467 -I can do that. -Okay, here we go. 336 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,108 -Pillow. -Fight. 337 00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:53,176 Very good. 338 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,136 "G." 339 00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,578 -String? -Excellent! 340 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,478 Doggy. 341 00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:08,887 -Kitten? -Sorry! 342 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,759 So close, though. Bye-bye!