1 00:00:02,769 --> 00:00:04,566 Okay, guys, listen. 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:07,363 Tomorrow, Emily gets married again. 3 00:00:07,607 --> 00:00:10,405 So try to really keep Ross' mind off of it. 4 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:11,942 Good idea. 5 00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:13,739 Hey, man. What's up? 6 00:00:15,048 --> 00:00:17,744 Just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow. 7 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:22,244 Oh, Ross! Look, look! 8 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:25,248 What? Where? 9 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:28,120 Right over there! There! Look, look, look! 10 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:32,464 -What am I looking at? -Somebody help me out here. 11 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:34,455 Hey! 12 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:39,105 Monica, sorry I didn't come by. I was out with Gary. 13 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:43,775 He let me ride around with him. We saw and prevented crimes. 14 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:46,102 You got to go on a ride-along? 15 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:48,780 -I want to go on a ride-along! -Me too! 16 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:50,643 -Okay. -Yeah! Me too! 17 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:52,440 Really? You? 18 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:55,877 Yeah. 19 00:00:56,990 --> 00:01:00,448 -Well, it's kind of dangerous. -Well, I like danger. 20 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:03,159 -Okay, you guys free tonight? -Yeah! 21 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:07,564 You didn't say it was gonna be at nighttime. 22 00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:14,038 The One With the Ride-Along 23 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:02,250 I'm so glad you're home. We can finally organize these photos. 24 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:04,490 Oh, thank God! 25 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:05,919 Finally! 26 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,761 I've broken them down into categories. 27 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:12,864 We got holidays, birthdays, candids.... 28 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:15,398 And I've cross-referenced them by subject. 29 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:17,627 So if you're looking up, say... 30 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:20,770 ...birthdays and dogs, you get photo 152. 31 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:21,963 See? 32 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:25,870 Oh, it's me and LePoo. 33 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:28,379 Wow, I miss that dog. 34 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:31,550 You can also find him under "dog" and "dead." 35 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:34,809 Great. Thanks. 36 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:38,888 Hand me that other box of photos. That's the last one. 37 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:45,957 Oops. 38 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:47,792 Sorry. 39 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,832 Good thing you numbered them. 40 00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:51,025 I hadn't. 41 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:54,068 Photo 152 was a prototype. 42 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:57,667 Honey, it's okay. It's okay. 43 00:02:57,944 --> 00:03:01,107 How about I fix you a drink? Maybe a margarita? 44 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:03,138 Ross has the blender. 45 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:06,746 Everything's just falling apart. 46 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,588 It's okay. I'll go to Ross', get the blender. 47 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:13,248 -You get the margarita stuff ready. -All right. 48 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:16,292 His keys are in the drawer. Also, I need some cash. 49 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:17,860 Want me to stop at the ATM? 50 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:21,430 No. While you're at Ross', if you see any lying around. 51 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:25,300 -What? -What? 52 00:03:25,471 --> 00:03:27,462 I don't do that. 53 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:41,217 That was so cool, man. The way you leaned on that guy. 54 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:43,945 It is starting to get dark out there. 55 00:03:44,657 --> 00:03:47,285 He told you everything. You cracked him. 56 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:50,826 He was the victim. They're usually pretty talkative. 57 00:03:51,497 --> 00:03:54,557 Okay, but it is officially nighttime. 58 00:03:56,135 --> 00:03:59,161 -Want me to grab the berry for you? -It's called a cherry. 59 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:01,203 It's called Chandler! 60 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:08,907 Okay, I got it. 61 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:12,409 This place makes the best sandwich in the world. 62 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,380 Does it have meatballs? 63 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:15,576 Oh, yeah. 64 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:17,416 Melted cheese and marinara sauce? 65 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:18,713 Yep. 66 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:20,889 You can't eat that in my car. 67 00:04:23,229 --> 00:04:24,321 Yeah, okay. 68 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:28,158 Even though my tax dollars paid for this car. 69 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,260 Your tax dollars? 70 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,039 Yeah, okay. 71 00:04:42,081 --> 00:04:44,106 Wow, that sandwich smells good. 72 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:46,215 Did I say you could smell it? 73 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,549 I can't smell it? 74 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:53,392 Half the taste is in the smell. You're sucking up all the taste units. 75 00:04:53,893 --> 00:04:56,088 Okay, I'll give them back. 76 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:00,892 What is so great about that sandwich? 77 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:06,135 Imagine the best sex you ever had. 78 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:08,601 -Are you thinking about Monica? -Yeah. 79 00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:09,930 What's that like? 80 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,451 Please don't be from a real dinosaur. Please, please. 81 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:28,420 Please, please. 82 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:32,829 "Made in Mexico." Yes! 83 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:37,061 Who would buy this? 84 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,171 Rach, it's me. Pick up! 85 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:49,837 What's up? 86 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:52,084 I need a few more things for the margaritas. 87 00:05:52,318 --> 00:05:56,812 I need some salt, some margarita mix and tequila. 88 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:00,425 So all we had was ice? 89 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:02,192 See if he has ice. 90 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:17,299 Hello, Ross? 91 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:18,977 It's Emily here. 92 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:23,274 I know this is out of the blue, but I'm getting married tomorrow. 93 00:06:23,483 --> 00:06:25,383 Well, maybe I am.... 94 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:27,619 I keep thinking about you. 95 00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:32,017 And I'm wondering if we made a mistake giving up so fast. 96 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,886 Are you thinking about me? 97 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,852 No, of course you're not. But if you are, call me tonight. 98 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,793 Okay, bye. 99 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,030 Where we going? 100 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:53,542 This witness won't return my calls. We'll surprise him coming home. 101 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:57,409 Surprise him? We're not gonna make anybody mad, are we? 102 00:06:57,884 --> 00:06:59,511 Come on, man. 103 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:03,985 You gonna squeeze the perp's shoes a bit before he lawyers up? 104 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:06,851 He's a witness, not a perp. And no one talks like that. 105 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:10,885 Yeah. No one talks like that. 106 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:14,827 -Oh, what, like you're Mr. Cop? -I'm more cop than you two. 107 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:16,694 How do you figure that? 108 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:19,167 I'm in the front seat, okay? 109 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,770 I'm Gary's partner. 110 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:25,170 When you say "partner," it doesn't sound cop. 111 00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:27,072 It sounds gay. 112 00:07:29,048 --> 00:07:30,208 Jealous. 113 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:35,216 -Hey, we're undercover here. -Oh, yeah. No problem. 114 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:38,287 -Ross! -Sorry. 115 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,585 There. 116 00:07:43,729 --> 00:07:45,526 Hey, Gary. Who am l? 117 00:07:45,731 --> 00:07:47,426 Phone home. 118 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:53,898 Look at Officer Ross riding back here with the visitors. 119 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,742 What's up with that, Serpico? 120 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:01,079 "What's up with that, Serpico?" 121 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:07,081 Are you thinking about me? No, of course you're not. 122 00:08:07,353 --> 00:08:09,344 But if you are, call me tonight. 123 00:08:09,555 --> 00:08:11,216 Okay, bye. 124 00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:14,358 No. 125 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:17,459 I know! 126 00:08:18,931 --> 00:08:22,094 Thank God you were here. We have to erase that. 127 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:24,130 What? We can't do that. 128 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:26,429 We have to. What if Ross hears that... 129 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,800 ...and calls her back and they get back together? 130 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:32,033 Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling... 131 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:35,714 ...neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you? 132 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:37,979 No! Oh, no, no. 133 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,811 God, no! He should not get back with her. 134 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:44,579 I know that, you know that. Even Ross knows that. 135 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:47,088 But we have no right to erase his message. 136 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:51,922 Look, I'm his sister and I love him. I don't want to see him get hurt. 137 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:54,291 Doesn't that give me the right to control him? 138 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:57,927 Help him? 139 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:01,136 He's not the one who needs help. 140 00:09:03,242 --> 00:09:04,937 She's obviously unstable. 141 00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:08,578 She's thinking about running out on her wedding day. 142 00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:15,843 Okay, fine. But look at the position she's putting him in. 143 00:09:16,589 --> 00:09:18,250 And what's he gonna do? 144 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:21,517 Run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage? 145 00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:23,625 Who would do that? 146 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,861 Okay, fine. All right. But that was different. 147 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:34,467 Although it did involve a lot of the same people. 148 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:38,176 This is some twisted joke she's playing on him. 149 00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:41,540 You are crazy. She sounded genuinely upset. 150 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,009 I mean, listen. 151 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:45,546 Your messages have been erased. 152 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:47,445 No! 153 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,755 Well, that worked out well. Margarita? 154 00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:01,861 Okay, but we're safe, right? Nothing bad's gonna go down. 155 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,400 No. But that reminds me. Sign this. 156 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:05,728 What is it? 157 00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:08,667 It just says you can't sue if you scrape your knee... 158 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,535 ...or get your head blown off. 159 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:15,013 Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that. 160 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,071 Here he comes. 161 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,915 What is he doing? What the hell is he doing? 162 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:22,142 What is it? 163 00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:23,811 -ls everything okay? -What? 164 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:27,389 He sees us. Don't move. And don't look at him! 165 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:45,610 Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. 166 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:49,442 Hey, look at that. You tried to save your buddy. 167 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:51,842 You see that? 168 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:53,779 You see what he did? 169 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:55,886 You okay, man? 170 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:00,783 Thanks, Joey. 171 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:04,624 Hello? 172 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:08,897 Hi. 173 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,499 You all right? 174 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,668 We should go. 175 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:18,832 No, wait. 176 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,069 Oh, yeah. Right. 177 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:21,777 No. Monica. 178 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,880 Monica, we have to fix this. 179 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:27,210 What can we do? You erased the message. 180 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:32,351 Yeah, but maybe I could call his machine and re-create the message. 181 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,992 All right, okay.... 182 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,285 Hello, Ross, this is Rachel Emily. 183 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:41,799 God, what is it with those two names? 184 00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:47,966 I do so wanted to say that I'm going to be getting married... 185 00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:51,371 ...to another British person. 186 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:57,608 And I'm having doubts and scones.... 187 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:02,745 -I can't remember what she said. -Yeah, that's the problem with this plan. 188 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:06,250 Rachel, come on. The message is erased, there's nothing we can do. 189 00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:07,915 He's never gonna find out. 190 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,584 I could tell him about it. 191 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:13,562 If you want to be rational, I can't argue with you. 192 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:14,890 All right? 193 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:18,934 Fine, tell him. I just don't want to be a part of it. 194 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:24,039 Maybe that's Emily leaving the exact same message. 195 00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:29,780 Hey, Ross, it's you. I just want you to remember this feeling. 196 00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:32,976 You are lucky to be alive. 197 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:36,449 So live every day to the fullest. 198 00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:39,054 Love yourself, okay? 199 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,150 And also get stamps. Bye. 200 00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:47,388 Play that message for Emily, and this problem goes away. 201 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:48,725 Right? 202 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,099 Anybody want to meet a hero? 203 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,465 John Glenn is here? 204 00:12:55,174 --> 00:12:56,232 No. Joey. 205 00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:58,643 Joey's never been in outer space. 206 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:02,376 We had the most incredible night. 207 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,879 -We're in the car -Wait. Hold on. 208 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:08,642 -Hi. -Hi. 209 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,683 Okay, go ahead. 210 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:15,290 So we're in the car, and bang! A shot was fired. 211 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:19,027 And Joey, with no regard for his own safety... 212 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,323 ...throws himself on me. 213 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,625 My God! 214 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,370 It was a car backfire. 215 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,071 But he didn't know that. 216 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,000 Yeah, I didn't know that. 217 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,911 It could just as easily have been a bullet. 218 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:37,172 Ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy like you. 219 00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:39,475 Who jumps at loud noises. 220 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,547 Wow. I could have died tonight. 221 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:47,657 Yeah, if the car that backfired had run over you! 222 00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:53,160 I'm gonna go home, before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. 223 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:57,096 I do have a newfound respect for life. 224 00:13:58,304 --> 00:13:59,771 Oh, my God! 225 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:05,839 Ross, I could have told you you weren't gonna die today. 226 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:08,571 What? You know when I'm gonna die? 227 00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:15,216 -You want to get some dinner? -Sure. 228 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:20,589 You know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you. 229 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,454 Maybe we should walk in a bad neighborhood. 230 00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:24,957 Okay. 231 00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,354 Bye. 232 00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:34,565 Cut it out. 233 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:38,539 I'd hate to save your life and kick your ass on the same day. 234 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,244 Why'd you take off? 235 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,716 Just going for a walk. 236 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:55,416 Around the living room, whatever. 237 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,998 -ls something wrong? -No. No, I'm just tired. 238 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,496 You know, from the walk. 239 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:07,097 You dove in front of Ross! 240 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,896 Ross! 241 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,077 That's what this is about. 242 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:16,944 Oh, my God. You hate Ross! 243 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,276 I don't hate Ross. 244 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:23,285 Of course you do. I saved him. You're mad at me. It adds up. 245 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,082 You want Ross out of the picture. 246 00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:27,781 What picture? 247 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:30,655 I don't know. But I don't like what I'm hearing. 248 00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:34,827 I'm glad you saved Ross in the car backfire. But it could've been a bullet. 249 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,295 And you didn't try to save me. 250 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:42,536 You're upset because you think I chose Ross over you. 251 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:46,973 No, I knew you could take care of yourself. 252 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:51,382 You know? I mean, Ross needs help. He's not "street" like us. 253 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:55,218 You'd risk your life for Ross before you would for me. 254 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,115 That's the bottom line. 255 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,048 No, not exactly. 256 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:01,887 All right, look. 257 00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:05,128 I wasn't trying to save Ross. 258 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:07,020 Okay? 259 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,962 My sandwich was next to Ross. 260 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:13,894 All right? 261 00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:18,472 I was trying to save my sandwich. 262 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:22,041 From a bullet? 263 00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:26,415 -I know it doesn't make much sense. -"Much" sense? 264 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,813 Look, it was instinct! I just went for it. 265 00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:32,422 You risked your life for a sandwich? 266 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,683 I know it sounds crazy... 267 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,725 ...but this is the greatest sandwich in the world! 268 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,333 So you didn't choose Ross before me? 269 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:47,004 No. I would never do that. 270 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:49,104 You're like my brother. 271 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,068 -Really? -Yeah. 272 00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:56,371 In fact, to prove how much you mean to me.... 273 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,020 Here. 274 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,252 -Thanks. -Easy, it's not a hot dog! 275 00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,192 How good is that? 276 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,061 See? 277 00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:19,768 What are you doing? 278 00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,703 You're showing me how much I mean to you. 279 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:25,274 With a bite. 280 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,542 Jeez! 281 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,589 What are you doing here? 282 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,789 Hey, you know what? 283 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:51,663 You are in our apartment all the time! 284 00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:54,397 This is just a drop in the bucket, mister! 285 00:17:56,241 --> 00:18:00,439 It doesn't matter. The important thing is that you're here. 286 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:03,648 You're my friend and you're here. 287 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,254 Okay, just a little scared. What's going on? 288 00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:15,016 The most amazing thing happened tonight. 289 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,955 I thought my number was up. 290 00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:20,656 I had an actual near-death experience. 291 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,127 What happened? 292 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:26,803 We were on the ride-along with Gary and somebody took a shot at me! 293 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,198 Really? 294 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:33,535 No. A car backfired. 295 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:39,712 But I thought somebody was taking a shot at me. And, Rach... 296 00:18:40,185 --> 00:18:41,709 ...I survived! 297 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:47,549 And I was filled with this great respect for life. 298 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:50,056 I want to experience every moment. 299 00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:53,559 I want to seize every opportunity. 300 00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:57,461 I am seeing everything so clearly now. 301 00:18:57,736 --> 00:18:59,863 Because a car backfired? 302 00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,530 Okay. Why are you here? 303 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:08,475 I don't know how this fits into your whole "seizing" thing... 304 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,238 ...but Emily called you today. 305 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,813 -You talked to her? -She left a message. 306 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,919 But it kind of got erased. 307 00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:19,715 I mean, there's something wrong with your machine. 308 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,324 What did she say? 309 00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:25,929 Something about having second thoughts about the wedding... 310 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,191 ...and did you guys make a mistake breaking up? 311 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,726 And she wants you to call her. 312 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:33,727 Wow. 313 00:19:34,206 --> 00:19:37,107 That was a good thing that I told you, right? 314 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,774 Yeah. Yes. Of course. 315 00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:43,037 Okay, thank you. Thank you. Because 316 00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:45,750 I'm gonna go tell Monica I was right. 317 00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,612 Because she didn't want 318 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:52,186 Not important. Point is, I was right. Your decision. 319 00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:53,446 Okay? 320 00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,022 I was right. 321 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,023 Your decision. 322 00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:58,285 Right. 323 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,195 I guess I should call Emily. 324 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,697 No, that's not the right decision. 325 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,403 That's not right. 326 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:06,898 Ross, come on! 327 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,298 I mean... 328 00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,965 ...that woman made you miserable! 329 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,470 Do you really want to get back into that? 330 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,911 Okay, look. Yesterday... 331 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,278 ...I wouldn't have even considered calling her back. 332 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,988 But my ex-wife calls on the same day... 333 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,658 ...I have a near-death experience? 334 00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,917 That's gotta mean something. 335 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:34,724 That was not a near-death experience. That was barely an experience. 336 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,163 You weren't there! 337 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:42,937 Maybe this is something that I'm supposed to seize, you know? 338 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,467 Okay. You know what? 339 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:50,177 Maybe this is not about seizing stuff. 340 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:53,974 Maybe this is about escaping stuff. 341 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,019 Okay? Look at today. 342 00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:57,846 I mean, you escaped... 343 00:20:58,490 --> 00:20:59,479 ...death. 344 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:04,958 And maybe this is a chance for you to escape... 345 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,164 ...getting back together with Emily. 346 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,091 That does make sense. 347 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,634 Because I do want to seize some opportunity... 348 00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:19,469 ...but I really don't want to see or talk to her. 349 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,111 Well, there you go! 350 00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:26,279 Yeah, maybe today's just... 351 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,280 ..."close call" day. 352 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,488 Hey, thanks, Rach. 353 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,387 Oh, honey. No problem. 354 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,055 Wait, wait. The message is blinking. 355 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,193 Maybe you didn't erase it. 356 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,900 Hey, Ross, it's you 357 00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:48,528 That's an old message. Nobody needs to hear that. 358 00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:53,174 -Hey, was Monica here? -Yeah. 359 00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:55,646 I want my money back. 360 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:59,149 You probably need that for stamps, right? 361 00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:09,322 Has Gary ever been shot at for real? 362 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:10,654 Yes, once. 363 00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:12,887 A little. 364 00:22:13,098 --> 00:22:15,396 He kind of did it to himself. 365 00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:18,059 It's not really a good story. 366 00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:22,396 I wonder how I'd react under fire. And not backfire... 367 00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:24,165 ...but heavy fire. 368 00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:26,400 Like, if I was in a war. 369 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,545 Man, I would be great in a war! 370 00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:31,748 I think I'd make a fantastic military leader. 371 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:35,578 I mean, I know I'd make general before any of you guys. 372 00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:39,352 Before or after you were shot by your own troops? 373 00:22:39,891 --> 00:22:43,691 I know Joey would be in the foxhole protecting all of us. 374 00:22:43,895 --> 00:22:46,625 If the foxhole was lined with sandwiches. 375 00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:50,128 Yeah, hero sandwiches. 376 00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:57,098 You all know I'm a pacifist, so I'm not interested in war in any way. 377 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,641 But when the revolution comes, I'll have to destroy you all. 378 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,006 Not you, Joey.