1 00:00:02,902 --> 00:00:04,369 Pick a card. 2 00:00:04,904 --> 00:00:07,464 All right. Now, memorize it. 3 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,900 -You got it? -Oh, yes. 4 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:11,805 Is that your card? 5 00:00:15,915 --> 00:00:17,348 Yes. 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,652 -Hey, guys. -Hi there! 7 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:27,420 Guess what. Ben is gonna be in a TV commercial. 8 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:29,457 What are you talking about? 9 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:31,254 It's not for sure, but... 10 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:34,592 ...we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was cute. 11 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:38,133 You know, which he is. He gave us his card... 12 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:41,705 ...and told us to bring him for this commercial he's auditioning. 13 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:46,541 This guy's the biggest commercial casting director in town! 14 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:50,546 Ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition? 15 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:55,851 I mean, way to go, Ben! 16 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:02,051 I've been in that park a million times and no one's offered me an audition. 17 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:04,822 It's crazy. We were pushing Ben on the swings 18 00:01:05,031 --> 00:01:07,693 I'm always on the swings! 19 00:01:08,601 --> 00:01:10,262 What am I doing wrong? 20 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:12,093 That. 21 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:16,568 The One Where Rachel Smokes 22 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:04,651 -Gotta go. Wish me luck. -Good luck. 23 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:08,121 Since you work at Ralph Lauren, can you get me some shirts? 24 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:13,425 I don't know if I'd feel comfortable stealing on my very first day. 25 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:16,598 Unwilling to steal from work. 26 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,100 Interesting. 27 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:20,971 If anybody gets free stuff, it's me. 28 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:23,506 Okay, guys, way to wish me luck. 29 00:02:24,377 --> 00:02:25,366 Go get 'em! 30 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,473 Let's discuss Rachel's birthday. 31 00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:30,945 I say we throw a surprise party this weekend. 32 00:02:31,184 --> 00:02:33,482 But her birthday's not for another month. 33 00:02:33,686 --> 00:02:36,951 If we throw her party on her birthday, it's not a surprise. 34 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:42,320 Great! We can have a dinner party and just invite her close friends. 35 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:45,690 Ross! We're having a surprise party for Rachel. 36 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:47,324 Done. 37 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:51,202 Great. Wanna do it together? 38 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,199 I'd love to do it together! 39 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:59,468 They're gonna do it together. 40 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:01,376 That's my girlfriend. 41 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:03,242 So I gotta shut it down now? 42 00:03:05,718 --> 00:03:07,845 I gotta go. I'm picking up Ben... 43 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:10,420 ...and then we're off to the big audition. 44 00:03:10,723 --> 00:03:14,181 It's gonna be weird seeing some actor pretending to be Ben's dad. 45 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,419 Weirder than seeing his two moms make out? 46 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:21,063 Dad? There's a dad in the commercial? 47 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:24,565 Yeah. The dad and Ben eat soup and pretend to enjoy it. 48 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:27,569 Maybe I'll go with you and audition as the dad. 49 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:30,208 Who better to play Ben's father than his godfather? 50 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,944 -You're not his godfather. -What? 51 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,713 Are you kidding? 52 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:38,842 Of course I am. 53 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:43,856 -Okay, let's go, godfather. -All right! 54 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,297 They're gonna let me audition! 55 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:54,899 Really? That's great! 56 00:03:55,101 --> 00:03:58,662 One of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play. 57 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:00,465 So I steered clear of her. 58 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,631 And the other one, I know from.... 59 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:04,743 Well, you know. 60 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:08,637 -That kid looks familiar. -Oh, yeah. 61 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:12,750 He's done tons of commercials. I've seen him in Sugar Smacks, PlayStation... 62 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:14,748 ...and that one for the phone company. 63 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:18,890 He was so good, he convinced me to switch phone companies. 64 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,854 Chandler was mad. 65 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:25,991 He's not gonna get this one. Ben is way cuter than that kid. 66 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:27,426 I mean, look at him. 67 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:35,396 That's great. 68 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:38,508 Wouldn't it be great if I got to play Ben's dad? 69 00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:40,110 You look nothing like Ben. 70 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,946 I look more like him than you do. 71 00:04:46,185 --> 00:04:49,552 I really don't know you well enough for you to do that. 72 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:58,462 So it's down to these two. Nancy, I know you like this one. 73 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:01,292 I think I agree. Rachel, what do you think? 74 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:03,934 Well, that one is pretty... 75 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,628 ...but I just love this fabric. 76 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:07,795 Sorry. 77 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,875 Don't be. Part of your job is to give your opinions. 78 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:13,203 Then I take credit for them. I'm kidding! 79 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:17,312 She is kidding. But don't ever disagree with her again. 80 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:19,415 Okay, now I'm kidding! 81 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:21,882 What a fun office. 82 00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:26,489 I don't know which one. But I do know I need a cigarette. 83 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:30,423 Let's take a break, go outside and sort this out when we return. 84 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:36,093 -You smoke? -No. 85 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:40,102 My dad's a doctor. And he would always tell me horror stories.... 86 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:46,274 About ghosts and goblins... 87 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:51,343 ...who totally supported the princess' right to smoke. 88 00:05:57,490 --> 00:06:01,517 And then they came back from smoking and they'd made all of the decisions. 89 00:06:01,761 --> 00:06:03,285 -That's not fair. -I know. 90 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:07,159 It's like I'm being punished for not having this disgusting, poisonous habit. 91 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:09,162 Yeah, it is the best. 92 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:12,362 What if this keeps happening? 93 00:06:12,638 --> 00:06:14,868 They'll be smoking, making the decisions... 94 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:19,442 ...and I'll be up in my office breathing in my stupid clean air. 95 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:22,113 And when Kim wants to promote one of us... 96 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:25,682 ...who do you think she'll pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson? 97 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:27,885 We used to have a smoking area at work. 98 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,614 It was great. There was this big flowerpot with dirt in it. 99 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,985 We used to put our cigarettes out in it. 100 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:36,151 One of the old-timers told me there used to be a little tree in there. 101 00:06:37,930 --> 00:06:42,458 You can go down there and not smoke. Say you want some fresh air. 102 00:06:44,203 --> 00:06:45,636 I could do that. 103 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:48,239 Or you could do the easy thing and smoke. 104 00:06:49,308 --> 00:06:52,277 You gotta take long, deep drags. 105 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:59,039 Wow, I still don't have my lung capacity back yet. 106 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:02,047 Rach, do you wanna go get coffee? 107 00:07:02,321 --> 00:07:04,221 -I would love to. -Oh, good. 108 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,686 I'm gonna go too. 109 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:07,018 Oh, good. 110 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:10,992 Oh, I changed my mind. 111 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:17,263 Let's talk about the party. I have so many ideas. 112 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:18,936 Me too! 113 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,067 Oh, look at that. 114 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:27,243 This is a little sketch of the cake. See? 115 00:07:27,513 --> 00:07:29,071 Some sample menus. 116 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,217 I thought we'd start with a Tuscan-style finger food. 117 00:07:32,518 --> 00:07:36,420 And for music, here's an alphabetized list of all of my CDs. 118 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:39,783 I've highlighted the ones that'll go with the food. 119 00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:43,124 -What about the intimate dinner party? -We're not doing that. 120 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:49,761 Looks like you took care of everything. Thanks a lot, cohost. 121 00:07:50,369 --> 00:07:53,770 Wait a minute. There's plenty of things for you to do. 122 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:55,771 Like what? 123 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:57,798 Cups. 124 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:00,779 You're giving me cups? 125 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:02,636 And ice. 126 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:07,281 Cups and ice? I get to be in charge of cups and ice? 127 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,977 All right. 128 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:12,715 Fine. I will be in charge of cups and ice. 129 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:15,220 -I can get ice at the restaurant -I got it! 130 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:22,491 -How did the audition go? -Not so good. 131 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:26,465 Wait a minute. Are you doing Joey's: 132 00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:30,675 "The audition didn't go so well.... Yeah, it did"? 133 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:33,434 Yeah, I am! 134 00:08:36,182 --> 00:08:38,776 -Yeah, Ben got a second audition. -That's great! 135 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:43,853 I had to teach Ross my bit because I actually didn't get a callback. 136 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:46,922 You got a callback too, didn't you? 137 00:08:48,861 --> 00:08:50,852 Yeah, I did! 138 00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:58,528 What are you doing out here? 139 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:03,036 It got kind of lonely up there, so I thought I would come out here... 140 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:05,277 ...and get some fresh air. 141 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,809 We're discussing the fall collection. 142 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:09,003 Oh, great. 143 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:10,273 Anyway, we really 144 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:13,684 -Sorry. We're smoking all over you. -That's okay. 145 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,513 We'll move. You stay there. 146 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:19,449 I sent the designs to Ralph. He was excited about it. 147 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:22,057 That's great! You are the best! 148 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,389 Excuse me. Can I bum one of those? 149 00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:26,996 Actually, this one's.... 150 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:32,363 What's so funny over here? 151 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,603 I thought you didn't smoke. 152 00:09:34,807 --> 00:09:39,471 You know, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes. 153 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,641 You know what I mean? Doobies? 154 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,844 Actually, I thought to myself, "Those guys are crazy!" 155 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:50,578 But no, I smoke the regular ones all the time. 156 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:52,683 We get high. 157 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,989 Me too. 158 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,693 I'm kidding. 159 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:02,395 Me too. 160 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:08,665 Oh, God! This is so nerve-racking. How do you do this? 161 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:12,001 Fortunately, I don't get many callbacks, so.... 162 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,407 Is it a good sign that they asked us to wait? 163 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,239 Who knows? 164 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:24,183 We have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle... 165 00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:26,687 ...and Joey. The rest of you, thank you. 166 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:29,087 Yes! I knew it! 167 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,097 Bye-bye. 168 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:35,124 So long. 169 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,098 Later. 170 00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:42,206 I'm not married to him anymore. He's my ex-husband. I'm totally gay! 171 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,742 This is great! I might get to play Ben's dad. 172 00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:47,401 Actually, that can't happen. 173 00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,672 Because you have such different looks... 174 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:52,850 ...we're putting you with Raymond and Kyle with Ben. 175 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:55,713 So it'll either be you two or you two. 176 00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:02,689 -This is gonna be kind of weird. -Yeah, it is. 177 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,697 Yeah. It's gonna be weird. 178 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:11,295 No. We're like best friends. That's why it's weird. 179 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,303 I thought we were just talking. 180 00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:26,981 If Ben gets this commercial, do you think you can get me some free soup? 181 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,085 Chandler, a can of soup is like 60 cents. 182 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:34,317 Yeah, okay, but I have been supporting a 29-year-old ltalian for five years. 183 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:40,388 Is it okay if I leave this here till Rachel's birthday party? 184 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,533 -Sure. What's in them? -Cups. 185 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:47,735 Good, because we got Rachel 800 gallons of water. 186 00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:50,873 That's a lot of cups. 187 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:53,409 I'm in charge of cups and ice. 188 00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:57,037 And Monica's gonna rue the day she put me in charge of cups and ice. 189 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:02,651 You know, I rued the day once. Didn't get a whole lot else done. 190 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,915 Okay, time to bring up the rest of the cups. 191 00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,566 Ross, I'm glad you're here. 192 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:18,100 -I want to talk to you. -What's up? 193 00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:22,933 I've been thinking about this commercial thing. Me against Ben. 194 00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:27,544 The two of us competing. That can't lead to anything good. 195 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:33,578 I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'll tell them that I won't audition. 196 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:38,850 Joey, that's great. Thanks, man. 197 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,752 That's it? 198 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:50,066 You're gonna let me do this? It's my career we're talking about! 199 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,225 But you just 200 00:12:51,403 --> 00:12:54,031 I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it. 201 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,474 If anyone should step aside, it should be Ben. 202 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,302 -What? -Chandler, tell him! 203 00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,748 Well, let me get the door first. 204 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,416 Hi, no one! 205 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:13,587 Why should Ben step aside? 206 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:17,229 It was his audition in the first place. You tagged along. 207 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:19,954 You're like the tagalong dad! 208 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,827 At least I care about his feelings. 209 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:23,390 What? 210 00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:26,435 You know how hard it'll be on him when he doesn't get it? 211 00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:28,807 And why wouldn't he get it? 212 00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:30,807 Come on! 213 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:33,839 Have you seen what my kid can do? 214 00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:37,475 He dials phones, he eats tortilla chips. 215 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,776 He plays soccer with the cartoon tiger! 216 00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:44,950 Are you saying your kid eats soup better than my kid? 217 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,853 You just give him a spoon, baby. 218 00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:50,459 Oh, yeah? I guess we'll see! 219 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,654 This commercial belongs to me and Mitch! 220 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:56,368 -Your kid's name is Raymond! -Yeah? So is yours! 221 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,699 -How did work go? -lt was great. 222 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:07,037 I went down there like you said. And we talked business. 223 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:08,803 And Kim took my opinions. 224 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,610 You stink! 225 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,850 -Thanks. -No, I'm serious. 226 00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,522 That's because I went down there and they were smoking. 227 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,181 This is actually the smell of success. 228 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,051 But there's something different 229 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,989 Oh, my God! You smoked! 230 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:27,454 I did not. 231 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:30,965 Yes, you did. You look happy and sick. You smoked! 232 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,140 All right, fine! But I had to. I had to do it for my career. 233 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:38,142 I wish I had to smoke for my career. 234 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,076 But it's so gross! 235 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:43,076 It's not that bad, you know? 236 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:48,342 Yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and my fingers sort of smell. 237 00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:51,021 I actually feel like I could throw up. 238 00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:54,087 -Can you hear yourself? -I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 239 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:56,922 I'm not myself. I smoked like half a pack. 240 00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,894 I feel a little shaky and a little weird. 241 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:04,832 But you gotta push past this, okay? Because it's about to get so good. 242 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,570 You smell so smoky, I gotta get up. 243 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:12,575 I'm not kidding. 244 00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:14,907 I think you smell great. 245 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:23,214 So we're decided. No on plaid, yes on pink. 246 00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:25,047 Absolutely. 247 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,350 I'm so onboard. 248 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,963 -Didn't you just light that? -Yeah. 249 00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,357 But you know what? 250 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:37,126 I'm just really, really trying to cut back, you know. 251 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,028 Good luck, Rach. 252 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,037 I've been thinking about quitting. 253 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,809 Every Sunday night, I tell myself I'm quitting. 254 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,036 Every Monday morning, it's like: 255 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:49,405 Tell me about it. 256 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,378 We'll just quit. Let's all quit! 257 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,911 It sounds appealing. 258 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,849 -I never could do it. -But you could. Absolutely. 259 00:15:57,089 --> 00:16:00,024 We can help each other. We could get those patches. 260 00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:02,591 We could be like the Patch Sisters. 261 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,287 You know, we really should quit. Okay, let's quit! 262 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,624 Great! Give me those cigs. Come on! 263 00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,960 Give it! Out. Done. Quit. 264 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,100 My late husband gave me that lighter. 265 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:19,376 I'm not kidding. 266 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,569 Okay, then. 267 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,308 Mmm...soup. 268 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,445 Mmm...soup. 269 00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:38,120 Would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room? 270 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,490 -No problem. -Thanks. 271 00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:56,342 So you want to be an actor? I gotta tell you, it's no picnic. 272 00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:59,947 There's tons of rejection. No stability. 273 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:03,849 I mean, one day, you're Dr. Drake Ramoray. 274 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:07,588 The next day, you're eating ketchup out of the bottle. 275 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:11,696 It's a tough life. I mean, sure, you can get up whenever you want... 276 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,957 ...watch TV all day... 277 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:17,500 ...meet tons of women in acting class.... 278 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,996 Oh, who am I kidding. I can't talk you out of this. It's a great life. 279 00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:27,908 -Joey. -Ross. 280 00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:31,379 Ben. 281 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,016 I mean, Ben. Ben. 282 00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:37,079 Raymond, Joey, you're up. 283 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:44,357 So here's what.... 284 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,363 Are you sure that I haven't seen you somewhere before? 285 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:50,366 No, I haven't been in any plays. 286 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:54,435 All right, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. 287 00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:58,200 Is there a problem? 288 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:02,107 Well, this is noodle soup. And I've been working with tomato. 289 00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,874 But that's okay. No problem. 290 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,211 Mmm...noodle soup. 291 00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,786 You know, that's fine. But the line is, "Mmm...soup." 292 00:18:11,356 --> 00:18:13,881 -What'd I say? -"Mmm...noodle soup." 293 00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:17,284 How's that different? 294 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,269 All right. Let's try one. 295 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:30,866 Mmm... 296 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,044 ...noodle soup. 297 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,380 Let's do it again. 298 00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:44,718 Mmm...soup. 299 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,891 I mean, noodle soup. I mean, soup! 300 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,048 Come on! 301 00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:53,056 You know what? We need to move on. 302 00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:55,423 No, I could do it one more time. 303 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:56,658 Look. 304 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,130 Mmm...noodle soup. 305 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,669 Damn it! 306 00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:08,073 So I think that if we get these samples into the magazine by Monday, we'll be fine. 307 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:10,772 Sounds good. So, Rach, how you doing? 308 00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:13,577 -I'm great! -No, with the not-smoking thing. 309 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,518 Kill me now. 310 00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:21,284 Let me tell you something, I ate 40 Mallomars today. 311 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:24,987 I mean, I have patches all over my body, you know? 312 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,327 -I mean, I haven't slept in two days. -We quit yesterday. 313 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,996 That's counting today. 314 00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:35,505 But anyway, so these samples, I think 315 00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,107 Oh, my God! 316 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:41,736 I'm so sorry, I forgot. I have to go to the mailroom and mail some proofs. 317 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:45,213 Go ahead. Rachel and I will just sit here and keep brainstorming. 318 00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:48,977 Also, Vogue called. And they were wondering 319 00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:52,988 You know what? I'm a little hungry. I'm just gonna run down to the vending machines. 320 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,589 All right. 321 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:05,928 Busted! 322 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:11,239 Come on! What are you doing? I thought we were the Patch Sisters. 323 00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:13,068 That didn't work out. 324 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,571 Wait a minute. What about all we've talked about? 325 00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:19,114 You know, the disgusting place, the ugly people. 326 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,115 Hey, how you doing? 327 00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,654 We tried to quit. But it was too hard. 328 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:33,296 If you started smoking again, you could have at least told me. 329 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,056 Give me one. What are we talking about? 330 00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:37,666 Don't you give up. 331 00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:40,837 That's why we didn't tell you, and we won't drag you down. 332 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,098 Wait. No, no. Drag me down. 333 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:46,106 Forget it. We're so proud of how well you're doing. 334 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:49,508 I won't let you blow it. If I catch you, you're fired. 335 00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:53,512 Go on, get out of here. I don't want you breathing this stuff. 336 00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:56,652 So, okay. You'll come with me on the Paris trip? 337 00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:58,686 Oh, man! 338 00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:06,957 Check it out. Cup hat, cup banner... 339 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:10,999 ...cup chandelier, and the thing that started it all: the cup! 340 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:13,365 Great job with the cups. 341 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,467 Why don't you just go out with her? 342 00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:21,307 Did you notice the ice? Look! 343 00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:26,007 We have it all. We have crushed, cubed and dry. Watch. 344 00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:29,985 Mystical. 345 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:38,359 No one's eating my food. They're eating her snow cones! 346 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,461 There are snow cones? 347 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:45,200 -Go, go! -Thank you. 348 00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:53,503 -You really did do a nice job. -Thank you... 349 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,579 ...for stating the obvious. 350 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,547 I deserve that. 351 00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:02,448 I just want you to know that if we ever cohost a party together again... 352 00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:05,613 -...you can do whatever you want. -Joey's got a birthday coming up. 353 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:09,887 -Really? What do you wanna do? -Okay, I'd like to be in charge of beer. 354 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:12,530 Well, then there's nothing left for me. 355 00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:17,527 -Look, look! -Surprise! 356 00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:21,399 What? My birthday is not for another month. 357 00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:23,934 That's the surprise. 358 00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:29,072 Oh, my God, you guys! This is so great! It's so unexpected. 359 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:32,546 I mean, Chandler's birthday is even before mine. 360 00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,782 Surprise! 361 00:22:41,059 --> 00:22:44,620 This is so great! Look at all these... 362 00:22:44,796 --> 00:22:45,785 ...cups. 363 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,932 This is so weird. 364 00:22:48,433 --> 00:22:50,298 I was in charge of cups. 365 00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,560 Oh, okay. Not so weird. 366 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:57,907 -Chandler, what are you doing? -Nothing. 367 00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:02,878 -What's in your hand? -Money. I'm stealing all the money. 368 00:23:03,815 --> 00:23:05,715 Chandler. 369 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:11,716 But just one, okay? Because nobody knows when my birthday is. 370 00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,985 Let me make this clear to you, okay? 371 00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:15,751 It's either that... 372 00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:17,656 ...or this. 373 00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:26,127 They were menthol. 374 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:37,309 Listen, man. I'm sorry the audition didn't go well. 375 00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:38,872 Yeah, right. 376 00:23:39,651 --> 00:23:42,347 No, really. I am, Joey. I feel bad. 377 00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:45,682 Look, Ross. You don't have to, okay? 378 00:23:46,324 --> 00:23:48,019 It's not your fault I suck. 379 00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:51,855 What kind of an actor can't even say, "Mmm...noodle soup"? 380 00:23:56,535 --> 00:24:01,234 You know what? Maybe you didn't mess up your audition because you suck. 381 00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:06,500 Maybe you messed up because you care more about your godson. 382 00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:08,001 What do you mean? 383 00:24:08,513 --> 00:24:10,504 I think, subconsciously 384 00:24:10,715 --> 00:24:12,273 You lost me. 385 00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:20,557 I think, on some level, you sabotaged... 386 00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:24,852 ...your own audition so Ben would get the part. 387 00:24:27,699 --> 00:24:30,031 Your way sounds a lot better than mine. 388 00:24:32,904 --> 00:24:34,599 It's not that I'm a bad actor. 389 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:39,567 No, it's just that I care so damn much about little Ben... 390 00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:43,077 ...that it was more important for me to see him succeed. 391 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,806 -There you go. Thank you. -Thank you. 392 00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:47,914 -So did he get it? -No. 393 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,416 What are you gonna do? 394 00:24:54,693 --> 00:24:57,992 Is Rachel Green here? I'm meeting her for lunch. 395 00:24:58,196 --> 00:25:01,165 She doesn't come down anymore. You'll find her on 10. 396 00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:02,856 Okay, great. 397 00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:05,797 So we talked about the presentation. 398 00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:08,699 He wondered if one person would be enough. 399 00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:11,135 And I said, "Yeah, absolutely." 400 00:25:16,715 --> 00:25:18,080 I'll catch you guys later.