1 00:00:03,603 --> 00:00:06,470 -Good! You guys are all here. -What's up? 2 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:09,732 I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow. 3 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:11,766 Congratulations! 4 00:00:11,978 --> 00:00:14,811 Oh, boy. That guy's underwear sucks! 5 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:18,407 -What? -Well, I got this pair marked "XS." 6 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:22,449 Let me tell you, there was no room for excess anything in there. 7 00:00:22,922 --> 00:00:25,447 I'll be the coordinator of the women's collection. 8 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:29,924 I'll work right under the director. It's the perfect job for me! 9 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:32,394 If you nail the interview, you'll get it. 10 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:35,066 You want to work on your interview skills? 11 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:38,161 Let's start with the handshake. 12 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:43,437 Very good handshake. Good wrist action. 13 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:45,476 Let me try. 14 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:49,445 Oh, my God! What did I ever do to you? 15 00:00:49,682 --> 00:00:51,013 Did I squeeze too hard? 16 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:54,649 Let's just say I'm glad I'm not Chandler. 17 00:00:57,991 --> 00:01:00,152 The One with Rachel's lnadvertent Kiss 18 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:48,571 That's right, Ross. I can see you in your new apartment. 19 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:52,300 Same as yesterday, same as the day before. 20 00:01:52,812 --> 00:01:54,541 Is he doing his "shark attack" bit? 21 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:57,476 No. Oh, wait! There he goes. 22 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:13,395 Very funny, Ross. 23 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:16,499 Very lifelike and funny. 24 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:21,930 No, no. I wasn't waving at you, lady. 25 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:26,342 Whoa, maybe I was. 26 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:30,212 This hot girl in Ross' building is flirting with me. 27 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:33,681 Get in there, man. Flirt back. Mix it up! 28 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:36,445 Yeah, I'm down with that. 29 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,252 Okay, here goes. 30 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:43,093 How... 31 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:44,896 ...you... 32 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:47,362 ...doing? 33 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:53,205 It worked! She's waving me over. I'll be right over. 34 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:55,703 Let's see, she's on the third floor.... 35 00:02:57,443 --> 00:03:00,708 -She is pretty, huh? -Tell me about it. 36 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:03,949 No, no! I'm not with her. 37 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:05,913 That's just Monica. 38 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,365 Hey, Joey! 39 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:28,869 Great stuff, huh? 40 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:30,803 This your place? 41 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:33,410 Yeah, of course it is. Come on in. 42 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:36,980 Go by the window. You can pretend to be surfing. 43 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:41,643 I counted. You're not supposed to live here! 44 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,219 Oh, man! 45 00:03:49,028 --> 00:03:50,017 What happened? 46 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:53,962 I ended up at Ross' place. I must have miscounted or something. 47 00:03:55,668 --> 00:03:57,397 Damn! She's not there anymore. 48 00:03:57,637 --> 00:04:00,936 Look, Ross is doing his "watching TV" bit. 49 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:06,403 No, Joe, I think he's just watching TV. 50 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:19,584 We've lost visual contact with the suspect. 51 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:22,317 Okay, now I really have to go. 52 00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:25,495 It's so unfair that our date has to get cut short... 53 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:28,496 ...just because some guy shot at a store clerk. 54 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:32,669 -I know, but it's my job. -Then maybe I could come too. 55 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:36,773 Suspect has just emerged naked from the sewer. 56 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:38,636 All right, you go. 57 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:49,814 -Oh, God! -What? 58 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:52,014 Oh, I just miss him so much! 59 00:04:56,729 --> 00:04:58,629 For just a week, you guys are close. 60 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:02,062 Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it. He's so sweet. 61 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,896 He's like this little puppy dog, you know? 62 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,972 But like a really tough one who shoots bad guys. 63 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:12,872 I love the beginning parts of relationships. 64 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,274 You can't keep your hands off each other. 65 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:17,676 I know. It is the best. 66 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:21,311 How long did that last for you and Chandler? 67 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:24,819 What? It's still going on. 68 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,891 Come on, seriously. When did it end? 69 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:32,424 I am serious. We're all over each other all the time. 70 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:36,101 Okay, you know where you are better than I do. 71 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,497 Why don't you just calm down? 72 00:05:39,572 --> 00:05:44,703 Get all your facts before you tell everybody you're the only hot couple. 73 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,612 God, I woke the beast. 74 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:52,576 I was wrong, obviously. I just misspoke. It's okay. 75 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:54,184 It is okay. 76 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:57,754 As long as you know Chandler and l are also hot and fiery. 77 00:05:57,957 --> 00:05:59,254 Just as hot as you. 78 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:00,687 I mean, our flame.... 79 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,224 It is on fire! 80 00:06:05,064 --> 00:06:06,554 Here's your broom back. 81 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,631 You are so cute! 82 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:19,975 The cute bar keeps getting lower and lower, doesn't it? 83 00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:26,548 How'd the interview go? 84 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:30,689 Horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing. 85 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:34,826 Did you say you wanted to have sex with his wife then fall off your chair? 86 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,464 Did you get drunk on the way over there? 87 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:44,900 Well, that explains why you didn't do the other stuff. 88 00:06:45,371 --> 00:06:46,633 So, what happened? 89 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:50,002 It was horrible! And the interview part went so well. 90 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:51,676 I even made him laugh. 91 00:06:51,878 --> 00:06:54,142 He said something about a boat... 92 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:59,080 ...and I was like, "Well, yeah, if you've got enough life jackets." 93 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:05,719 Trust me. It was actually very funny. 94 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:09,326 Anyway, we were saying goodbye and.... 95 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:10,584 What happened? 96 00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:12,524 We were shaking hands... 97 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,757 ...and he leaned in toward me. 98 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,992 Maybe he was opening the door... 99 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:20,570 ...but I totally misread him and I.... 100 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:29,578 You kissed him? 101 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,943 I didn't know what else to do! 102 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:34,177 You could have tried... 103 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:36,012 ...not kissing him. 104 00:07:36,722 --> 00:07:37,711 Thanks, Chandler. 105 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:41,655 A guy from Ralph Lauren called. You got a second interview. 106 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,887 Monica, that's not funny. 107 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:45,860 Oh, okay. 108 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:50,935 A guy from Ralph Lauren called You got a second interview 109 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,334 Oh, my God, Monica, you better be serious. 110 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:59,376 You just told me to be funny! 111 00:07:59,545 --> 00:08:02,810 Oh, my God. I can't believe it! I got a second interview. 112 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:06,042 That kiss isn't looking like such a mistake now, is it? 113 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:09,216 You don't think that's why he wants me back? 114 00:08:09,455 --> 00:08:10,683 Yeah! 115 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:12,953 No? 116 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:15,550 What are you talking about? 117 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,687 I accidentally kissed him in the interview... 118 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:20,695 ...and now he wants me back... 119 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:24,836 ...because, "Let's bring back the girl who kisses everybody!" 120 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:27,563 Come on, Rach. 121 00:08:27,807 --> 00:08:31,243 What if he thinks I'll just sleep with him? 122 00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:33,807 He wants you back because you're right for the job. 123 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:37,847 Maybe. I don't know. Oh, God! How could I be so stupid? 124 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:41,986 Rachel, don't say that. I think you just need a hug from Joey. 125 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,246 Come on. Come on. 126 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:47,416 She's back! Hot girl's back! 127 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:51,723 Well, I'm not totally back yet, but I appreciate it. 128 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:54,762 No. In Ross' building. She's back! 129 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:57,094 Wait there. I'll be over in a second. 130 00:08:57,403 --> 00:08:58,870 One, two, three.... Got it! 131 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:06,177 I gotta check out this hot girl. 132 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,907 There she is! 133 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:19,182 Damn it! Did you move? 134 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,254 Yes. 135 00:09:21,527 --> 00:09:24,758 I lived with you for a while. Then I found this place. 136 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,465 I'm Ross. 137 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:46,616 Do you happen to have a hot girl in there? 138 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:50,679 No, I'm all alone. 139 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,790 Yeah. Sorry about that. 140 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:01,957 Hey, little girl. 141 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:06,662 Is your mommy or sister or babysitter, by any chance, a hot girl? 142 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,268 -Daddy! -Later, girl! 143 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:17,141 Oh, man! 144 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:21,650 Hot girl? 145 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,184 Hot girl! 146 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:32,323 Hi, Rachel. Come on in. 147 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,033 -It's nice to see you again. -Thank you. 148 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:41,330 What? 149 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:45,034 -Excuse me? -Yeah, let me 150 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:49,110 Okay, I see what's going on here. Now, look... 151 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,681 ...I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. 152 00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:55,945 But I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead. 153 00:10:56,188 --> 00:10:59,715 Even though I kissed you, that does not give you... 154 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:04,726 ...the right to demand sex from me! I do not want this job that bad. 155 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:06,828 Good day, sir. 156 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:14,263 If you're going in there to see Mr. Zelner, I hope you're ready to put out. 157 00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:16,536 I am. 158 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:24,943 You are not gonna believe... 159 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,847 ...what that sleazeball from Ralph Lauren did to me! 160 00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:35,189 Okay, that's amazing! How did you know that? 161 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:37,625 You got ink on your lip. 162 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:51,075 What do you say, maybe, sometime I hold your gun? 163 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,108 We're not supposed to do that. 164 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,844 What could happen? I mean 165 00:11:57,616 --> 00:11:59,709 Yeah. I'm gonna say no. 166 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:05,716 -Do you want to see a movie tonight? -We can't. We already have plans. 167 00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:07,655 What are you doing? 168 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:12,297 Well, same thing we did all day. Just hang out at Gary's apartment. 169 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:15,490 He is so amazing. We never left the bedroom. 170 00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,634 But have fun at the movie. 171 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,567 Well, we're not seeing a movie. 172 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:27,578 Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go? 173 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,814 Because I just wanted to know what you were doing... 174 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:34,042 ...so you wouldn't walk in on me and Chandler... 175 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,311 ...while we were doing it all night. 176 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,751 Will you excuse me? 177 00:12:44,396 --> 00:12:46,921 Chandler? Can I see you for a second? 178 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,900 -We have got to beat them! -Why? 179 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:56,666 Because Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than us. 180 00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:59,043 So? 181 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:03,614 So we've gotta go have a lot of sex and prove them wrong! 182 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:07,415 You've got to stop this competitive thing. It's crazy. 183 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,716 Just to impress them, you want us to have sex over and over... 184 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:14,893 ...and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat! 185 00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:27,598 Excuse me. 186 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:34,675 You should check this out. Tell the other tenants. 187 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:38,077 Apparently, he's looking for some kind of hot girl. 188 00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:41,944 Who isn't? 189 00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:50,757 I don't think we've met. I'm Ross. 190 00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:55,131 I know. You're the guy who wouldn't chip in for the handyman. 191 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:58,267 Never mind. 192 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:02,733 I actually thought it was unfair the way everyone reacted. 193 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,910 I mean, you had just moved in. 194 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,609 I had just moved in! 195 00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:09,610 Thank you! 196 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:11,881 Listen.... 197 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,117 Jen. 198 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:17,750 I know this may sound a little.... 199 00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:23,557 But would you want to grab a cup of coffee sometime? 200 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,460 Sure, that would be nice. 201 00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,928 My number's on there. Give me a call. 202 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:33,661 I will give you a call. 203 00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:36,269 -I'll see you later. -Okay. 204 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:43,347 I forgot my paper. 205 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,649 That was amazing. 206 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:54,821 Phoebe and Gary are so gonna hear about this at dinner. 207 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,318 That was amazing. 208 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,827 We are the hottest, huh? 209 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,627 No one is hotter than we are. 210 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,964 -We're the best. -No, you're the best. 211 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,666 -No, you're the best. -No, you're the best. 212 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,975 I am the best. 213 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:16,709 Hey, guys. 214 00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:18,547 What you been doing? 215 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,015 Isn't that the girl who waved at you? 216 00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:30,059 I don't know, but I can see through your sheet. 217 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:34,388 Yeah, that's her. 218 00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:37,568 You know, it doesn't matter. I'll never meet her. 219 00:15:37,803 --> 00:15:40,033 It's impossible to find her apartment! 220 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:43,833 She lives in some hot-girl parallel universe or something. 221 00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:46,301 What are you talking about? 222 00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:49,940 She lives on the 2nd floor, 7th apartment from the left. 223 00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:53,880 No, she lives on the 3rd floor, 8th apartment from the left. 224 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:57,384 No. Those first two windows, that's the lobby. 225 00:15:57,589 --> 00:16:01,047 That other window is the stairway. You've been counting wrong. 226 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:04,455 I did not know that! Thank you, Monica. 227 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:07,564 I almost lost another girl because of counting! 228 00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:14,003 -So you ready? -Yeah, I'll just get my coat. 229 00:16:14,773 --> 00:16:17,207 -Could you get that? -Sure. 230 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,079 No! No! 231 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:38,723 First, I would like to say thank you for seeing me again. 232 00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:40,124 That's all right. 233 00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:44,803 But I feel obligated to tell you that this meeting is being videotaped. 234 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:54,771 Well, first, I would like to start by apologizing for kissing you... 235 00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:57,072 ...and for yelling at you. 236 00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:58,880 Fair enough. 237 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:04,249 Now, you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not... 238 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,992 ...yell at you and storm out. 239 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:11,957 And I think that's a big mistake. And here's why. 240 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:16,668 I made a huge fool of myself, and I came back. That shows courage. 241 00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:21,329 When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. 242 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:23,097 That shows integrity. 243 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:26,072 And I was not afraid to stand up for myself... 244 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:28,506 ...and that shows courage. 245 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:34,246 Now, I know that I've already said courage... 246 00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:36,852 ...but you've got to have courage. 247 00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:42,923 And finally, when I thought you were making sexual advances... 248 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,289 ...I said no, and I was not litigious. 249 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,658 So there you go! You got courage... 250 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:51,495 ...you got integrity, you got courage again... 251 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,295 ...and not litigious. 252 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:57,700 Look, Mr.... 253 00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:00,275 Zelner. 254 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:01,504 I knew that! 255 00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:03,772 Oh, I knew that. 256 00:18:05,184 --> 00:18:07,311 I really, really want this job. 257 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:11,512 And I think I would be really good at it. 258 00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,292 You know what? 259 00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:20,464 I may regret this... 260 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,062 ...but I'll give you a shot. 261 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,862 You are? Really? 262 00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,804 Thank you. Oh, God! 263 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,801 Would it be inappropriate if I gave you a hug? 264 00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:35,541 Well, how about a handshake? 265 00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:38,312 Oh, God! I'm sorry! 266 00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:43,980 I did not mean to touch that! I mean, you! 267 00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,084 There! 268 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:51,154 I'm gonna leave. Thank you very much. 269 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:53,259 Hey, I'll see you Monday. 270 00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,059 Are you tired? 271 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:02,330 You better believe he's tired after the day we had! 272 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:05,338 If you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean? 273 00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:08,774 Honey, the tortilla chips know what you mean. 274 00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:12,546 Do you like that badge I got you? 275 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,446 Oh, yeah, it's so cool. 276 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:19,686 Now, I gotta go. Officer Bing's got a 10-100. 277 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,418 That's pee-pee. 278 00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:29,625 Phoebe, you have a twig in your hair. 279 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:35,471 We kind of took a detour on our way over here. 280 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:39,302 We were strolling through the park and no one was around, so.... 281 00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,903 -You didn't. -We did! 282 00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:46,812 We violated section 12, paragraph 7 of the criminal code. 283 00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:51,387 The park, huh? 284 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,922 Public place. 285 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:58,892 I hear you. Can you excuse me for a second? 286 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,567 Hi, Chandler. 287 00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:12,003 Monica, this is the men's room. 288 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:14,769 Isn't it? 289 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,306 Yes, it is. 290 00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:22,419 I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you? 291 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:24,319 No. 292 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,082 And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. 293 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:32,225 Okay, I don't want to disappoint you... 294 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:36,834 ...and I really don't want to disappoint the guy in the second stall.... 295 00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,697 Sorry, man. 296 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,700 But come on, this is getting ridiculous. 297 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,808 Come on, we can't let them win! 298 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:50,247 We've proved that we are hot, okay? So why are you obsessed about this? 299 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,211 Phoebe and Gary are in that... 300 00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:54,918 ..."can't keep their hands off each other" phase! 301 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,585 So? 302 00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:01,219 It makes me really sad that we're not really there anymore. 303 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:04,189 Oh, is that what this has all been about? 304 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:09,029 Wasn't it a lot more exciting when we were... 305 00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,564 ...all over each other all the time? 306 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:15,069 Yeah, that was great. That was really great. 307 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,710 But the truth is, I'm more excited about where we are now. 308 00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:20,974 -Really? -Yeah. 309 00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:24,546 I've never been in a relationship this long before. 310 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:28,242 To get past the beginning and still want to be around each other... 311 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,216 ...I think that's incredible. 312 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:33,356 And the fact that this is happening with you... 313 00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:35,852 ...I think that's pretty exciting. 314 00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:42,263 That's so sweet. 315 00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:47,305 I know that I was acting a little crazy... 316 00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:49,767 ...but I feel the same way. 317 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,641 You know what I just realized? 318 00:21:56,882 --> 00:21:59,442 You just freaked out about our relationship. 319 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,050 -I did not. -Yes, you did! 320 00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:02,776 Admit it. You freaked out! 321 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,456 I freaked out a little. 322 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:08,387 A little? You freaked out bigtime, okay? 323 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,628 And I fixed it! We have switched places. 324 00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:15,994 I am the relationship king, and you are the crazy, irrational screwup! 325 00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:22,299 And now we're back. 326 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,410 I cannot believe Ross is buying this. 327 00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:36,917 Thank God! I can't watch him anymore. 328 00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:38,680 You guys ready? 329 00:22:39,257 --> 00:22:42,693 By the way, thank you for loaning us Pamela and Yasmine. 330 00:22:44,596 --> 00:22:47,463 Man, they cannot get enough!