1 00:00:02,202 --> 00:00:04,796 Chandler! Chandler! 2 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:10,809 I saw what you were doing in the window! 3 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:14,037 I saw what you're doing to my sister! Get out here! 4 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:17,545 Listen, we had a good run. 5 00:00:17,884 --> 00:00:20,114 What was it? Four, five months? 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:23,380 That's more than most people have in a lifetime. Goodbye. 7 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:28,388 -What are you doing? -I am going on the lam. 8 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:31,559 Come on, Chandler. I can handle Ross. 9 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:33,655 Hold on! 10 00:00:36,736 --> 00:00:38,328 Hey, Ross. What's up, bro? 11 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:44,540 What the hell are you doing? 12 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:45,800 What's going on? 13 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:50,072 I think Ross knows about me and Monica. 14 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:53,811 Dude, he's right there. 15 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:59,083 I thought you were my best friend! This is my sister! 16 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:02,361 My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this! 17 00:01:02,595 --> 00:01:06,361 We're not just messing around. I love her. 18 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:08,324 I'm in love with her. 19 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:12,397 I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way. 20 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:16,671 I'm sorry, but it's true. I love him too. 21 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:25,609 My best friend and my sister! 22 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,916 I cannot believe this! 23 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:36,629 You guys want to probably get some hugs in too. Big news! 24 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:40,190 We've actually known for a while. 25 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,799 What? You guys knew? 26 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:49,698 You all knew and you didn't tell me? 27 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:55,107 We were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react. 28 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,985 You were worried about me? 29 00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,589 You didn't know how I'd react? 30 00:02:06,726 --> 00:02:08,990 Okay. All right. 31 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:13,289 Let's clear out of here and let these lovebirds get back to business. 32 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:20,299 I'm just talking here. He's the one doing your sister. 33 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:25,604 The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey 34 00:03:00,713 --> 00:03:02,442 You know what I just realized? 35 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:04,116 If you guys have kids 36 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:05,612 We're having kids? 37 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:06,979 I call godfather! 38 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,881 You can't just call godfather. 39 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:15,025 Shouldn't her brother be godfather? 40 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:17,696 Sure. If you cared enough to call it first. 41 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:23,565 -You're a few steps ahead of us. -Big zero gravity moon steps. 42 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,904 I just thought of the greatest wedding gift. 43 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:29,801 I'll go in on that with you. I couldn't decide. 44 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:33,706 Hey, Katie. 45 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,309 This is Katie. 46 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:36,871 You ready to go? 47 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,880 I'll run to the bathroom. 48 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:40,174 Where's lunch? 49 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,217 I was thinking Chinese food. 50 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:43,887 I love Chinese! 51 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,717 How did you know I love Chinese? 52 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:51,863 She is so cute. 53 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:54,089 You could fit her in your pocket. 54 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:59,836 She could fit in that little pocket inside the pocket. 55 00:04:00,773 --> 00:04:04,766 I don't know. I like her a lot, and she's really nice, but... 56 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:06,535 But what? 57 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:10,181 She keeps punching me. 58 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:15,116 In the cute, little sweet way she just did? 59 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:17,880 It's a lot harder than it looks. 60 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:21,459 She's hurting me. 61 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:24,657 I know what you need. You need a bodyguard. 62 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:26,865 What is Ben doing after preschool? 63 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:33,367 Joey is having a problem. A little girl is beating him up. 64 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:36,301 Joey, come here. 65 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:39,909 Honey, I know. This must be really difficult for you, and 66 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,840 I'm sorry, am I hurting you? 67 00:04:53,593 --> 00:04:55,720 I brought you some housewarming gifts. 68 00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:58,361 Salt, so your life always has flavor. 69 00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:01,692 Bread, so you never go hungry. 70 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,897 And a scented candle for the bathroom. 71 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:06,695 Because, well, you know. 72 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:12,102 Thanks. Thanks. And thanks, I guess. 73 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:17,910 Welcome. I'm Steve Cera, president of the tenants' committee. 74 00:05:18,117 --> 00:05:21,018 Ross Geller. And this is my friend Phoebe. 75 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:23,751 Mr. President. 76 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:27,284 I came to talk to you about Howard. 77 00:05:28,761 --> 00:05:31,229 He is the handyman who's retiring next week. 78 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:36,300 Everyone who lives here is kicking in $100 as a kind of a thank you. 79 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:37,933 That's nice. 80 00:05:38,204 --> 00:05:39,694 Want to give me a check? 81 00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:46,444 Not now. You can slip it under my door. 82 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:48,408 No, it's not that. 83 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:51,310 I just moved in. 84 00:05:52,318 --> 00:05:55,446 Well, the guy's worked here for 25 years. 85 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:58,215 Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes. 86 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:04,119 Okay, I get it. 87 00:06:04,497 --> 00:06:09,161 Wait! Look, I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. 88 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:11,801 I mean, I don't know Howard. 89 00:06:12,071 --> 00:06:14,665 Howard's the handyman. 90 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:19,609 Yes, but to me, he's just "man." 91 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:23,248 Okay. Fine. Whatever. 92 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,950 Welcome to the building. 93 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,647 Can you believe that guy? 94 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:33,253 I really like his glasses. 95 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:42,030 So then President Steve told everyone I was a cheapskate... 96 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:44,303 ...and now the whole building hates me. 97 00:06:44,504 --> 00:06:46,995 A little kid spit on my knee. 98 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:51,206 And told me to wipe it off with my $100 bill. 99 00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:54,810 You really should wipe it off with something. 100 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:58,506 You know what? 101 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:01,982 I'll throw a party. For everyone in the building. 102 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:07,153 And I'll sit them all down and explain that I am not a bad guy. 103 00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:10,191 I am not a cheap guy. I'm just a guy... 104 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:12,693 ...who stands up for what he believes in. 105 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,432 A man with principles. 106 00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:17,431 Sounds like a fun party. 107 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:23,202 If you want them to like you, why don't you just pay the $100? 108 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,172 The party will cost you more. 109 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,673 That doesn't matter! 110 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:30,649 It's my principles! We're talking about my principles! 111 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:34,281 I thought it was about your neighbors liking you. 112 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:38,354 They'll like me once they come to my awesome party. 113 00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:41,953 I gotta get some nametags. 114 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:49,401 And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law. 115 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,505 Very funny. But don't say that to Monica. 116 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:55,969 Don't put any ideas in her head. 117 00:07:56,476 --> 00:08:00,913 You do realize that those ideas are probably already in Monica's head? 118 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,048 Why? 119 00:08:04,383 --> 00:08:08,217 Well, because she loves you and because you love her. 120 00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:10,818 Yeah, so? What's that supposed to mean? 121 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:15,591 Don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know. 122 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:18,956 She left Richard because he didn't want to have babies. 123 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:24,034 And she is a woman. And she's almost 30. And, you know, it's Monica. 124 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:26,899 I don't see it that way. I see two Monicas. 125 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:30,768 My friend who lives across the hall and wants a lot of babies. 126 00:08:31,744 --> 00:08:34,178 And the new Monica who I started to date. 127 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:37,246 Now, who is to say what she wants? 128 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:39,774 I'm right. 129 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,786 Am I right? 130 00:08:43,556 --> 00:08:44,989 Oh, absolutely. 131 00:08:45,157 --> 00:08:47,125 I'm completely different from Richard. 132 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:50,524 He's an eye doctor, and I don't wear glasses. 133 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:54,054 You're right. 134 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:58,062 You're absolutely right. That makes everything different. 135 00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:00,769 It's not different, is it? 136 00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:03,200 Not unless different means "the same." 137 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:09,374 You were so funny with that waiter. You're such a nut! 138 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:18,223 You know, bread-stick fangs are always funny. 139 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:21,551 No, you make them funny. You're the funny one! 140 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:27,725 Look, Katie. Listen, we need to talk, okay? 141 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:32,026 Look, I like you. I really do. I like you a lot. 142 00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:36,472 But sometimes when you playfully punch me like that... 143 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:41,907 ...it feels like I'm being hit with a very tiny but a very real bat! 144 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,581 Like I could hurt you. 145 00:09:46,786 --> 00:09:48,651 Are you making fun of my size? 146 00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:52,824 Don't make fun of me because of my size! 147 00:09:58,297 --> 00:10:00,060 Isn't this great? 148 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,394 Couldn't you just stay like this forever? 149 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,174 Couldn't you just stay here forever? 150 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:14,243 Yeah, here, somewhere else. You know, wherever. 151 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:16,503 Are you okay? 152 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:18,142 I'm cool. 153 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,816 Casual. 154 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,083 What are you doing? 155 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:26,822 Just hanging out. Having fun with the girl that I'm seeing casually. 156 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:31,154 Man, I knew it! I knew you'd do this. 157 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:32,319 What? 158 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:36,093 Get all freaked out because everybody was joking about marriage! 159 00:10:36,702 --> 00:10:39,762 Well, you do want all that stuff, right? 160 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:41,473 You know what I want? 161 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:44,643 Yes! You want babies! You have baby fever! 162 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:47,807 I do not have baby fever! 163 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:50,880 You're obsessed with babies and marriage... 164 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:54,675 ...and everything that's related to babies and marriage. 165 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:59,549 Why don't we turn the heat down on this pressure cooker! 166 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,824 Have you lost your mind? 167 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:07,293 This isn't about me. This is about you and your weird commitment crap! 168 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:11,993 I know you. I know the thoughts that you have in your head. 169 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,372 You don't know everything. 170 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:18,076 Did you know I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? 171 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,369 And that the only baby here is you? 172 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:23,673 Did you know I can't even look at you now? 173 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:27,378 I did not know that. 174 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:37,120 It'll be okay, right? She won't leave me. This is fixable. 175 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:39,387 -Yeah, sure. -Absolutely. 176 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:40,723 By me? 177 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:47,572 Unless you make some big gesture. 178 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:48,729 Big, though. 179 00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:51,498 The missus! 180 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:55,742 Gunther, can I get a coffee? 181 00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:57,905 To go. 182 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,686 I still don't want to talk to you. 183 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:04,251 Tell me how to make things right. 184 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:06,255 That's what we do. 185 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:09,519 I mess up, you tell me how to fix it and I do. 186 00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:12,195 And then you think I'm cute again. 187 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,825 I'm really tired of being your relationship tutor. 188 00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:19,004 Figure this out for yourself. 189 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,766 If you're afraid of a real relationship... 190 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,943 ...then don't be in one. 191 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:05,677 Howard! Howard! Howard! 192 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:20,028 Hi, Ross! 193 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:22,734 What are you doing here? 194 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:26,665 I thought this was your party, and it's a party for Howard. 195 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,874 He's the sweetest little man. 196 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,944 See you, Phoebe. And thanks for chipping in. 197 00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:34,611 Oh, sure. 198 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,038 You chipped in? 199 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:38,739 Yeah, $100. 200 00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:41,910 I can't believe you gave him money. 201 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:46,387 I thought you agreed it was unreasonable that they asked me for that money. 202 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:47,889 But they didn't ask me. 203 00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:52,727 I'm just the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be. 204 00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,558 But you're making me look bad. 205 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,931 No, I'm not! If anything, I'm making you look better. 206 00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:02,539 They'll see you talking to me. I'm a hit. 207 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,209 Hey, Phoebe! 208 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:07,035 Hey, Ross. 209 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:09,609 Maybe you two could switch apartments. 210 00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:12,443 Because Phoebe is more our kind of people. 211 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:13,946 Think about it. 212 00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:19,451 Okay, my bad. 213 00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:38,107 You look big. 214 00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,478 Thanks, I've been working out. 215 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:44,245 Listen, is it obvious I'm wearing six sweaters? 216 00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:49,013 But it's not obvious why. 217 00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:52,957 I'm breaking up with Katie, so I put on some extra padding. 218 00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:57,356 If she hits me when she is happy, can you imagine how hard she'll hit... 219 00:14:57,596 --> 00:15:00,121 ...when I take away the Joey love? 220 00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,999 Oh, right. I forgot that you call it that. 221 00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,904 Hey, cute jacket. 222 00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:13,634 Thanks. 223 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,074 -That's so sweet! -Ouch! 224 00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:24,455 Did Joey tell you to say that? You guys are too much! 225 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,960 You know what? I gotta tell you... 226 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,890 ...I think you're the one that is too much. 227 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,231 Joey has the nicest friends. 228 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:39,470 And the nicest girlfriend. 229 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,907 You're so sweet! 230 00:15:44,009 --> 00:15:46,000 You're so sweet! 231 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,419 She just kicked me. 232 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,783 Aren't you going to do something? 233 00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:07,096 Do something or I'll walk out that door right now. 234 00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,025 Are you going to? 235 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:36,389 This is a disaster. Can't I please just go? 236 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,391 I'm talking you up to people. 237 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,292 Give it some time, relax. Get something to eat. 238 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,870 What did you tell them about me? 239 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:51,632 I told them about you and Emily. Trying to get some sympathy. 240 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,003 But you came off as the bad guy. 241 00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,342 I told it wrong. 242 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:03,185 We should talk about that because I don't understand what happened there. 243 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,249 This cake is really good! 244 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,493 Things are looking up. 245 00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:14,062 Oh, my God! Someone cut Howard's cake! 246 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,263 Who would do a thing like that? 247 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:27,372 3B. 248 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,615 You got your free food. You ruined everyone's fun. 249 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,580 Isn't it time you went home? 250 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:39,455 Go back to 3B, 3B. 251 00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:44,394 Everyone, calm down! I have something that I'd like to say. 252 00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:48,759 Who here likes Ross? 253 00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:55,530 Of course you don't like him. 254 00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:57,537 He didn't give you any money. 255 00:17:57,876 --> 00:18:01,209 He raised his own hand when I asked, "Who likes Ross?" 256 00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:03,547 And he's wearing two nametags. 257 00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:10,821 I'll be honest. When I first met Ross, I didn't like him at all. 258 00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:16,425 Once I got to know him, I saw that he is really sweet... 259 00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:20,061 ...and caring and very generous. 260 00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:24,099 All I'm saying is, don't judge Ross before you get to know him. 261 00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:29,239 You know, I like all of you guys now. But when I first met you, you know? 262 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,773 Kurt? I thought, abrasive drunk. 263 00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,135 Lola? 264 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,608 Mind-numbingly stupid. 265 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:43,614 You guys. Gold digger, cradle-robbing perv. 266 00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:49,121 So I think you all know what I mean. 267 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,626 Obviously, I didn't think they would throw things. 268 00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:03,705 I thought if I kept insulting them you'd defend them. 269 00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:05,933 Then you'd look like the hero. 270 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,543 See, I did not get that. 271 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,146 Where's Monica? I need to talk to her, it's urgent. 272 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,185 I'm Monica. 273 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:22,485 I need to talk to you. It's urgent. 274 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,194 I've been thinking... 275 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:29,194 ...about us. A lot of "us" thinking. 276 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,531 I guess there's only one way to do this. 277 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,576 What are you doing? 278 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:41,974 Don't do it. 279 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:43,746 Will you marry me? 280 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:50,086 What a bad idea. 281 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,323 I can't not look at it. 282 00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,223 Why are you doing this? 283 00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:57,928 I don't know. 284 00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:01,031 But I know I'm not afraid to do this. 285 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,726 I'm doing this because I'm sorry? 286 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:12,407 Do you think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry? 287 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:14,545 The best reason is pregnancy. 288 00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:23,186 Sorry is fourth, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. 289 00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,580 Will you be my wife? 290 00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:33,631 I want you to take a minute and think about how ridiculous this sounds. 291 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:40,064 I'm kind of wishing everyone wasn't here now. 292 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,903 None of that came from me. 293 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:48,704 I never said I wanted to have babies and get married! 294 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:52,144 I was really confused. Then I talked to these guys. 295 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,715 Who? Two divorces and Joey? 296 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,246 She's right, you know? 297 00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:02,792 Yeah, but still, cheap shot! 298 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:07,463 You know when I said that I want you... 299 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:10,793 ...to deal with relationship stuff all on your own? 300 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,231 You're not ready. 301 00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:14,667 I didn't think I was! 302 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:20,600 Oh, my God. 303 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,774 What would you have done if I had said yes? 304 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,950 I would've been happy because... 305 00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:29,915 ...I would spend the rest of my life with the woman I love. 306 00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:34,455 Or you would have seen a Chandler-shaped hole in that door. 307 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:40,931 Will you pass that knife? 308 00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,928 No, I will not. 309 00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:45,398 You don't have to be mean about it. 310 00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:48,706 You're right. I'm sorry. Will you marry me? 311 00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:57,004 I was going to ask you to marry me because I didn't say hello to you. 312 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:02,084 Or ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure. Chandler? 313 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,745 How long is this going to go on? 314 00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:07,014 I think the length of teasing... 315 00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:11,594 ...is directly related to how insane you were. So a long time. 316 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,219 This is fun! 317 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:15,897 Remember that "we were on a break" thing? 318 00:22:16,134 --> 00:22:18,295 I'm sorry. Will you marry me? 319 00:22:23,942 --> 00:22:25,375 That's not funny.