1 00:00:03,403 --> 00:00:06,998 Guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy's putting stuff in boxes. 2 00:00:10,643 --> 00:00:13,373 I'd say our naked buddy is moving. 3 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:17,480 Ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled "Clothes." 4 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:21,084 I'm going to miss that big old squishy butt. 5 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:24,551 And we're done with the chicken fried rice. 6 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:28,917 If he's moving, maybe I should try to get his place! 7 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:32,725 It would be so cool to live across from you guys. 8 00:00:32,999 --> 00:00:35,058 We could do that telephone thing... 9 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:37,895 ...where you have a can, we have a can... 10 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:40,334 ...and it's connected by a string. 11 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:44,905 Or we could do the actual telephone thing. 12 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:50,516 He's got packing tape stuck to where you really don't want it. 13 00:00:50,683 --> 00:00:53,880 Get it off, fat man! Get it off! 14 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,912 Oh, no, he's trying to pull it off slowly. 15 00:00:57,090 --> 00:01:02,255 Take it from me, if you're gonna pull tape off yourself, it's gotta be in one quick motion. 16 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:04,158 Like that. 17 00:01:04,764 --> 00:01:06,925 The One Where Everyone Finds Out 18 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:54,169 Oh, my God. I love this apartment! 19 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:55,745 Isn't it perfect? 20 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:59,578 I can't believe I never realized how great it is! 21 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:02,447 Because your eye goes to the big naked man. 22 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,121 It's amazing! 23 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:08,350 Hurry up with an application, or I'll beat you to it. 24 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:17,060 Well, I'm going to use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. 25 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,875 Look! There's Monica and Chandler. 26 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:27,308 Hey, you guys! 27 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,416 Chandler and Monica! 28 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:41,858 Oh, my God! 29 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,154 Oh, my eyes! 30 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:47,423 My eyes! 31 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:50,493 It's okay! 32 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:52,705 -They're doing it! -I know! 33 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,874 -I know! -You know? 34 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:59,009 Yes, I know it. Joey knows, but Ross doesn't, so stop screaming! 35 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:00,604 What's going on? 36 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,048 -What? -Nothing! 37 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:08,254 We are so excited that you'll get this apartment! 38 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:09,810 Looks really good. 39 00:03:10,056 --> 00:03:11,887 Looks pretty good! 40 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,050 Get in here! Come on! 41 00:03:22,268 --> 00:03:24,668 You mean whenever Monica and Chandler... 42 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:28,034 ...were doing laundry or going grocery shopping? 43 00:03:28,274 --> 00:03:31,368 The time Monica spent on the phone with Linda from camp? 44 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:33,943 Doing it, doing it, phone, doing it. 45 00:03:35,014 --> 00:03:36,743 I can't believe it! 46 00:03:37,016 --> 00:03:39,416 I think it's great. For him. 47 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:41,176 She could do better. 48 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:44,245 Hey, you guys. 49 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:45,718 Come here! 50 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:48,253 Phoebe found out about Monica and Chandler. 51 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:51,029 You mean how they're friends and nothing more? 52 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:54,799 Joey, she knows. 53 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:58,128 We saw them doing it through the window. 54 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:02,271 Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window. 55 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:06,069 We saw them fornicating. 56 00:04:08,715 --> 00:04:12,116 So they know you know, and they don't know that Rachel knows? 57 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:15,378 Yes, but it doesn't matter who knows what. 58 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:19,085 Now enough of us know that we could just tell them we know. 59 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:22,294 All the lying and the secrets will finally be over. 60 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:26,292 Or, we could not tell them we know, and have a little fun. 61 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:29,493 What do you mean? 62 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:33,638 If they say they are doing laundry, we'll give them laundry to do. 63 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:37,500 I would enjoy that. 64 00:04:38,144 --> 00:04:41,238 You know what would be even more fun? Telling them. 65 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:45,282 -That doesn't sound like fun. -So we'll make it fun. 66 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:48,477 We'll do it like a barbershop quartet! 67 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:51,749 We know, we know, we know 68 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:56,395 No, I want to do Phoebe's thing. 69 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:57,585 I can't take 70 00:04:57,764 --> 00:05:01,359 You don't have to do anything. Just don't tell them we know. 71 00:05:01,567 --> 00:05:03,330 I can't take anymore secrets. 72 00:05:03,569 --> 00:05:06,766 I got your secrets, their secrets, secrets of my own. 73 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:10,439 You don't have any secrets. 74 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:15,240 Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal. 75 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:24,089 How are we going to mess with them? 76 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:27,015 You could use your position as the roommate. 77 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:30,855 And I would use the strongest tool at my disposal. 78 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:32,791 My sexuality. 79 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:35,527 Hello, children. 80 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:39,133 Watch. Learn. And don't eat my cookie. 81 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:46,377 That jacket looks great on you. 82 00:05:47,213 --> 00:05:49,408 -Really? -The material is so soft. 83 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:51,412 Hello, Mr. Bicep. 84 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:55,045 You're working out? 85 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:57,312 I try to squeeze things. 86 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,129 Are you okay? 87 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:07,492 If you really want to know 88 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,258 I can't tell you this. 89 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:11,965 You can tell me anything. 90 00:06:12,171 --> 00:06:15,334 Actually, you are the one person I can't tell this to. 91 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:18,168 And the one person I want to the most. 92 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:22,073 What's going on? 93 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:26,512 I just haven't been with a guy in so long... 94 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:29,344 ...and sometimes you're looking for something... 95 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:33,285 ...and it's right there in front of you, sipping coffee.... 96 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:35,824 Oh, no. Have I said too much? 97 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:41,494 Just something to think about. I know I will. 98 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:56,442 You are so cute. 99 00:06:57,016 --> 00:06:59,348 How did you get to be so cute? 100 00:06:59,619 --> 00:07:01,849 My grandfather was Swedish. 101 00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:04,682 And my grandmother was a tiny little bunny. 102 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:08,722 Now you're even cuter. 103 00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:14,128 You know, that is a popular opinion today, I must say. 104 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,995 The weirdest thing happened at the coffeehouse. 105 00:07:17,236 --> 00:07:18,794 Phoebe was hitting on me. 106 00:07:20,072 --> 00:07:21,733 What are you talking about? 107 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:23,999 I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy. 108 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:28,803 It's not possible. 109 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:36,688 I'm sorry, Phoebe's just always thought you were charming... 110 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:38,982 ...in a sexless kind of way. 111 00:07:39,258 --> 00:07:42,091 You know, I can't hear that enough. 112 00:07:43,429 --> 00:07:45,659 I just think you misunderstood her. 113 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:48,492 I didn't, okay? She was all over me. 114 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:51,032 She touched my bicep, for crying out loud. 115 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:52,726 This bicep? 116 00:07:53,239 --> 00:07:55,901 Well, it's not flexed right now. 117 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:02,714 Why is it so hard for you to believe that Phoebe could be attracted to me? 118 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:04,440 It's not. 119 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:07,450 All the girls are attracted to you. 120 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,815 You're part bunny. 121 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:17,386 Mon, you want to come see a movie with us? 122 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:21,464 Actually, I was going to do some laundry. 123 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,535 Want to do it with me? 124 00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:27,729 Sure, I'll do it with you. 125 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:31,373 Okay, great. Hold on a second. 126 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,477 Here you go. 127 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:39,708 That would really help me out a lot. Thanks. 128 00:08:41,053 --> 00:08:43,544 You know what? I don't have enough quarters. 129 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:45,587 I have quarters! 130 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:52,921 Great. Now we can do laundry all night. All night laundry! 131 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:58,197 Hey, any word on the apartment yet? 132 00:08:58,437 --> 00:09:01,998 I called there, and it turns out Naked Guy is subletting it. 133 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,072 He's already had 100 applicants. 134 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:06,211 -Oh, man. -No, no, it's okay. 135 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,940 Because you know what the difference between them and me is? 136 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,175 Your history of bedwetting? 137 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:15,386 Hey, I trusted you, man! 138 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:19,148 Anyway, the difference is... 139 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:20,690 ...I've got the edge. 140 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:23,589 It's not exactly ethical, but I sent him a bribe... 141 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:26,387 ...to tip the scales in my direction. 142 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:28,190 You can see it from the window. 143 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,669 Is it that pinball machine with the big bow on it? 144 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:38,406 That new mountain bike? 145 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,843 What did you send? 146 00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:45,879 A basket of mini muffins. 147 00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:51,353 There's a whole table of them. Which one did you send? 148 00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:53,616 The small one. 149 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:59,229 You actually thought that basket was going to get you the apartment? 150 00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:04,198 Someone sent us a basket at work, and people went crazy over those muffins. 151 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:06,030 It was the best day. 152 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,467 Your work makes me sad. 153 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:13,036 Oh, man, I want that place so much! 154 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:15,941 And I was so sure that was going to work. 155 00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:19,275 There's 12 bucks I'll never see again. 156 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:22,586 We'd better go if we want to catch that movie. 157 00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:24,912 Bye. 158 00:10:25,257 --> 00:10:28,090 Bye, Chandler. I miss you already. 159 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:36,132 Did you see that? The inappropriate, and the pinching? 160 00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:37,494 Actually, I did. 161 00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:40,228 So do you believe that she's attracted to me? 162 00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:45,266 Oh, my God! She knows about us! 163 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,467 Are you serious? 164 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,012 She knows, and she's trying to freak us out! 165 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:51,606 That's the only explanation! 166 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:59,253 But what about my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps? 167 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:00,951 She knows! 168 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,029 Phoebe knows about us. 169 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:15,999 I didn't tell them! 170 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:17,534 Them? 171 00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:19,108 Who's "them"? 172 00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:22,846 Phoebe and Joey. 173 00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:27,541 And Rachel. 174 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,351 I would have told you, but I promised not to tell. 175 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:32,579 I'm sorry. 176 00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,385 But it's over now, right? 177 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:39,087 You can tell them you know they know, and I can go back to knowing nothing! 178 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,065 Unless 179 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:44,701 Not "unless"! This must end now! 180 00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:48,596 They think they are so slick messing with us. 181 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:51,936 But they don't know that we know that they know. 182 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,368 So 183 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:58,414 The messers become the messees! 184 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:03,446 Come on, you guys. Think how much fun it would be to tell. 185 00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:06,455 We know, we know, we know 186 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:10,426 What? 187 00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:13,527 Oh, that wasn't you. 188 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,338 Honey, you got to stop torturing yourself. 189 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,564 Why don't you find another apartment? 190 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,673 I've already looked at 1000 apartments this month. 191 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,243 None of them even compares to that one. 192 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:33,010 Well, except for one, but I would have had to share it with an Armenian family. 193 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:35,676 Grandma really liked me. 194 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:39,422 But I want Ugly Naked apartment! 195 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:41,454 You know what? 196 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:45,824 You should find out his hobbies and use that to bond with him. 197 00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:47,965 Like if I wanted something from Joey... 198 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:52,364 ...I would strike up a conversation about sandwiches... 199 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,435 ...or my underwear. 200 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,808 I'm listening. 201 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:04,280 That is a great idea! 202 00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:09,079 And I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for five years. 203 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:12,451 So that gives me back my edge! 204 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,722 Let's see now. He had the trampoline. 205 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:16,884 He broke that. 206 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:20,724 -He had gravity boots. -He broke those too. 207 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:24,125 So he likes to break stuff. 208 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:30,564 I've got to go pick up Ben. But I will figure something out. 209 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,607 Didn't he used to have a cat? 210 00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:35,575 I wouldn't bring that up. It would bum him out. 211 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,613 Poor cat never saw that big butt coming. 212 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:46,821 Hold on a second, she's right here. 213 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:47,981 It's Chandler. 214 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,097 Hello, you. 215 00:13:53,799 --> 00:13:56,632 Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. 216 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:03,605 You know that thing you said before? I was intrigued. 217 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,169 Really? 218 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:07,038 Joey won't be here tonight. 219 00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:11,010 Why don't you come over? I'll let you feel my bicep. 220 00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:13,308 Or maybe more. 221 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,119 I'll have to get back to you on that. 222 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:23,828 He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more! 223 00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,023 Are you kidding? 224 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,723 I cannot believe he would do that to Mon 225 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,341 Joey? Do they know that we know? 226 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:44,012 They know you know. 227 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,740 I knew it! 228 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,851 I would say, "Thank God! Everybody knows! It's finally over!" 229 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:53,753 But that hasn't been working for me. 230 00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:56,326 I cannot believe those two! 231 00:14:56,495 --> 00:15:00,295 They thought they could mess with us? Trying to mess with us? 232 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,662 They don't know that we know they know we know. 233 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,306 Joey, you can't say anything. 234 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,404 Couldn't if I wanted to. 235 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:23,287 Good evening, sir. I'm Ross Geller. I'm one of the applicants. 236 00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:27,550 I realize that the competition is fierce but.... 237 00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:33,824 I'm sorry, I can't help but notice that you're naked. 238 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,228 I applaud you. 239 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,372 Man, I wish I was naked. 240 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:46,044 I mean, this looks so great. 241 00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:49,040 That is how God intended it. 242 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,345 Look. They're panicked! 243 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:54,918 They'll totally back down. 244 00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:59,655 If he wants a date, he's going to get a date. 245 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:01,483 I'm going to go in. 246 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,159 Be sexy. 247 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:05,721 Please. 248 00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:19,506 I'd love to come by tonight. 249 00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:24,404 Really? 250 00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:26,743 Absolutely. Say, around 7? 251 00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:35,216 I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse. 252 00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:42,733 Hey, check it out! 253 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,766 Naked Guy's got a naked friend. 254 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:57,212 Oh, my God! That's our friend! 255 00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,076 It's Naked Ross! 256 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,324 Would you like another mini muffin? 257 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:09,393 Try the blueberry, they're delicious. 258 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,396 Showtime! 259 00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:20,427 Rachel, get me perfume. 260 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,573 Joey, can you get me a bottle of wine and glasses? 261 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:36,921 All right, thanks, but glasses that do not have handles and that are glass. 262 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:40,023 And wine that is not olive oil. 263 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:45,859 Make her think you want to have sex with her and it will freak her out. 264 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,964 How far am I gonna have to go with her? 265 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:52,170 She'll give in way before you do. 266 00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:53,326 How do you know? 267 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:56,838 Because you're on my team. My team always wins. 268 00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,178 At this? 269 00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:03,237 Just go get some! Go! 270 00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:08,013 Now, I'm going to try to listen from right here. 271 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,482 Oh, wait. 272 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:11,417 Good idea. 273 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,852 Don't give away the farm. 274 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:24,925 Come on in. 275 00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,530 I was going to. 276 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,874 I brought some wine. Would you like some? 277 00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:34,340 Sure. 278 00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:43,854 So here we are. 279 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,215 Nervous? 280 00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:46,914 Me? No. You? 281 00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,091 I want this to happen. 282 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:52,387 So do l. 283 00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:08,436 I'm going to put on some music. 284 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,352 Joey likes to scare the duck. 285 00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:23,788 Maybe I'll dance for you. 286 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:43,805 You look good. 287 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:46,782 Thanks. 288 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:51,287 You know, when you say things like that, it makes me... 289 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:55,287 ...want to rip that sweater vest right off. 290 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,096 Why don't we move into the bedroom? 291 00:19:59,264 --> 00:20:00,253 Really? 292 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,456 Do you not want to? 293 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,331 First I want to take off all my clothes... 294 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,804 ...and have you rub lotion on me. 295 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,607 That would be nice. 296 00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:18,381 I'll go get the lotion. 297 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:25,481 It's way out of hand. She wants me to put lotion on her! 298 00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:28,387 -She's bluffing! -She's not backing down. 299 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,288 She went like this 300 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:35,397 He's not backing down. He went to get lotion. 301 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,794 It's Chandler. You can take him. 302 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:41,428 Come on. Don't you remember when you made him cry using only your words? 303 00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:46,867 Aren't you guys done yet? 304 00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:49,273 I want to sit in my chair! 305 00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:54,709 The sooner Phoebe breaks him, the sooner it's over and out in the open. 306 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:56,851 I like that. 307 00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:01,923 Show him your bra. He's afraid of bras. Can't work them. 308 00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:10,926 You didn't rip off any buttons. 309 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:13,627 It's not my first time. 310 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,942 Go back there and seduce her till she cracks! 311 00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:20,611 Give me a second. 312 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,381 -Did you clean up in here? -Of course! 313 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,551 You're going? 314 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,948 Not without you, lover. 315 00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:42,261 So this is my bra. 316 00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:48,169 It's very, very nice. 317 00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:52,303 Well, come here. 318 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:55,506 I'm very happy we're going to have all the sex. 319 00:21:57,182 --> 00:22:00,583 You should be. I'm very bendy. 320 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,621 I'll kiss you now. 321 00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:08,689 Not if I kiss you first. 322 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:31,881 I guess there's nothing left for us to do but kiss. 323 00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:34,479 Here it comes. 324 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,211 Our first kiss. 325 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:48,690 You win! 326 00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:50,924 I can't have sex with you! 327 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:53,128 -And why not? -I'm in love with Monica! 328 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,737 You're what? 329 00:22:57,075 --> 00:22:58,064 Love her! 330 00:22:58,477 --> 00:22:59,705 I love her! 331 00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:02,436 I love her! 332 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:08,716 I love you, Monica. 333 00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:11,612 I love you too, Chandler. 334 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:20,662 I thought you were doing it. I didn't know you were in love! 335 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:25,229 Dude! 336 00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:29,229 Hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor. 337 00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:33,440 May I say your breasts are still showing. 338 00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:34,772 God. 339 00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:37,539 All right! So that's it? 340 00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:39,478 It's over. Everybody knows! 341 00:23:39,718 --> 00:23:41,276 Actually, Ross doesn't. 342 00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:43,954 We'd appreciate it if no one told him yet. 343 00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:53,755 Well, here it is. 344 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:55,957 A new place for a new Ross. 345 00:23:56,234 --> 00:24:00,000 I'll have you and the guys from work over, once it's furnished. 346 00:24:00,238 --> 00:24:02,331 It's nice to see you back on your feet. 347 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:06,566 I am that, and the whole rage thing is definitely behind me. 348 00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:09,940 I wonder if it's time for you to rejoin our museum team? 349 00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:11,513 That would be great. 350 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:15,116 I am totally ready to come back to work. 351 00:24:21,159 --> 00:24:23,252 What are you doing? 352 00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:27,197 Get off my sister!