1 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:03,633 Come on, Joey! 2 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:06,270 I told you everything I knew last night. 3 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:09,202 It's not that big a deal. So they're doing it. 4 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:13,005 I cannot believe you would say that! 5 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:16,944 Sorry. Monica and Chandler are "making love." 6 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:21,714 No, I mean, come on. This is a huge deal! 7 00:00:21,988 --> 00:00:24,889 I need more details. Who initiated the first kiss? 8 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:26,381 I don't know. 9 00:00:27,594 --> 00:00:30,392 God, I just can't imagine Chandler being romantic. 10 00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:34,724 Is he romantic with her? 11 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:36,057 I don't know. 12 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:39,500 Are they in love? 13 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:41,329 I don't know. 14 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:44,609 You don't know anything. 15 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:45,902 I know one thing. 16 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:47,974 They did it right there. 17 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:52,180 The One With Chandler's Work Laugh 18 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:42,867 Could I have a scone? 19 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:46,136 -Want to hear some good news? -ls somebody else gonna give it to us? 20 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:49,434 Because you certainly don't seem like you have any. 21 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:53,204 No, I do. Someone I know is getting married. 22 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:56,906 Weddings are happy occasions. Oh, it's my ex-wife, Emily! 23 00:01:58,852 --> 00:01:59,841 Sorry, man. 24 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,850 -Here's your scone. -Thanks. 25 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:07,520 Stupid British snack food! 26 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:11,822 Did they teach you that in anger management? 27 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,230 You know what might help you deal with it? 28 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:19,836 You two are in the past. You can't be mad about the past. 29 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:23,940 Are you still mad about, you know, the Louisiana Purchase? 30 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,278 Nobody's mad about that. 31 00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:30,208 Exactly! Because it's in the past. 32 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:35,216 Anybody going to eat that? 33 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:43,259 Look at us all dressed up for the party. What are we celebrating? 34 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:46,296 We had a lot of liquor left over from Christmas. 35 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:51,899 Our friends aren't here. We can be a real couple. We don't have to hide. 36 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:53,969 I know. I can do this. 37 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,700 And I can do this. 38 00:02:58,444 --> 00:03:00,241 We can't do that. 39 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:02,976 Hey, Bing! 40 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:07,909 Who's the pretty lady, and what is she doing with you? 41 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:11,757 I asked myself that very question, sir. 42 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:12,914 My boss, Doug. 43 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,753 -This is Monica. -Hi. 44 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:17,589 -This is my wife, Kara. -Nice to meet you. 45 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:23,400 Did you hear about the new law firm working for us? 46 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:25,537 Dickem, Stickem & Run. 47 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,407 Let's go drink our body weight. 48 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,345 What was that? 49 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:36,674 That noise you made? 50 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,145 Oh, my work laugh. 51 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:39,874 Your work laugh? 52 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:44,022 If you're going to survive this party, come up with one too. 53 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,047 All right. Check me out. 54 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:50,424 He says, "$30, Father. Same as in town." 55 00:03:57,937 --> 00:04:00,531 Everybody at work loved you last night. 56 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:03,942 And they like me more just because I was with you. 57 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,111 You repaired the damage from when they met Joey. 58 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:12,509 Doug wants to play tennis. He never talks to me outside of work. 59 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:15,051 Except for that time at that strip club. 60 00:04:17,457 --> 00:04:19,084 Strip church. 61 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,025 -I'll go find a racket. -I thought you had one. 62 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:28,360 I used to, but then Joey thought it'd be fun to go hit rocks... 63 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:30,193 ...at bigger rocks. 64 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,367 Do you have a tennis racket? 65 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:36,370 I lent it to Joey, and I've never gotten it back. 66 00:04:37,477 --> 00:04:38,637 Good luck with that. 67 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:44,408 What's up? 68 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:47,211 Why are you here? I thought you had inventory. 69 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,820 I do, but I decided I'd take a long lunch... 70 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:52,649 ...and spend some time with my friend Monica. 71 00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:56,420 You know, I feel like we don't talk anymore. 72 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:57,960 How are you? 73 00:04:58,264 --> 00:04:59,822 What is new with you? 74 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:05,600 Not much. Work's good. 75 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,968 We don't have to talk about work. Talk about anything. 76 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,502 You know what? 77 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:15,938 Let's talk about relationships. 78 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,480 What's going on? 79 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,149 Nothing. 80 00:05:20,119 --> 00:05:21,108 You go. 81 00:05:22,588 --> 00:05:25,955 There was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute. 82 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,649 But I don't anymore. 83 00:05:29,028 --> 00:05:30,586 That's juicy. 84 00:05:31,864 --> 00:05:35,129 You know what? I actually do have a lot of work to do. 85 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:38,702 You're sure there's just not anything else? 86 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:42,496 I'm sure. Is there something you want to talk to me about? 87 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:43,937 No! 88 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,507 If there was, I wouldn't tell you. 89 00:05:58,458 --> 00:05:59,789 Then what happened? 90 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:07,860 You'll get your turn. 91 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,834 -Hey, Phoebe. What's going on? -Nothing. 92 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,466 This is not over. 93 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:15,630 No, no, no! 94 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:19,311 I was up all night writing this nasty letter to Emily. 95 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:22,379 It was perfect, and now it's all covered in.... 96 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:24,243 Actually, thanks! 97 00:06:25,184 --> 00:06:27,550 All right! Ready to go to the movies? 98 00:06:28,087 --> 00:06:29,850 Actually, I think I'll skip it. 99 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:31,216 Really? 100 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:34,588 I'll read my book. I just want to be alone right now. 101 00:06:35,094 --> 00:06:36,391 Sure you don't want to? 102 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:40,689 Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan. They get mail and stuff. 103 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:43,867 That's okay, Joe. 104 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:45,695 Let's go, Phoebe. 105 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:02,884 Game! 106 00:07:04,690 --> 00:07:08,251 I got to tell you, that partner of yours is a real tiger. 107 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,221 Are you all right? 108 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:15,900 We'll just get a little sip of water. 109 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:20,435 Am I on fire today or what? 110 00:07:20,706 --> 00:07:24,767 Those birds are browned, basted and ready to be carved. 111 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:27,408 Okay, easy, Martina. 112 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:31,708 I think we should let them win the next game. 113 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,886 I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said. 114 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:37,280 Let them win one. 115 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:41,654 Are you crazy? We own those two. Look at them! 116 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:44,963 He can't even breathe, and she's popping pills. 117 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:47,759 You're not giving them a chance. 118 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,457 They have rackets. 119 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:54,769 We'll make this the last game. 120 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:56,975 Yes, sir. Put me out of my misery. 121 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:59,234 Are you sure you never played pro? 122 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:01,006 Please let them win. 123 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,977 I'll take it down to 95%, but that's the best I can do. 124 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:12,684 -Missed it! -I got it! 125 00:08:16,529 --> 00:08:17,518 Nice shot. 126 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:28,529 I got it! 127 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:31,167 Long! 128 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:39,847 I can't believe you let them win. 129 00:08:40,052 --> 00:08:42,953 Well, at least you hid your feelings well about it. 130 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:44,715 I was frustrated. 131 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:45,913 It's my racket. 132 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:47,318 Frustrated with you! 133 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:52,155 If we hadn't lost, they would never have invited us to dinner tomorrow. 134 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,423 What bothers me... 135 00:08:53,633 --> 00:08:56,067 ...is how different you act around them. 136 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:59,202 The throwing the tennis games, the fake laugh... 137 00:08:59,405 --> 00:09:02,966 ...the "See you later, Bing!" "Not if I see you first, Doug!" 138 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:07,779 Listen, I don't sound like some crazed, drunken pirate. 139 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,539 I know you don't, but "work Chandler" does. 140 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:14,447 I don't like work Chandler. The guy's a suck-up. 141 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,121 Because you said that... 142 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,188 ...I'm not putting out tonight! 143 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:29,627 Something's wrong. My brother doesn't stay out all night. 144 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,996 Maybe we should check the trash chute. 145 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,971 Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute. 146 00:09:36,175 --> 00:09:38,405 That's right. He almost could. 147 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:41,146 Which is exactly how I got stuck there. 148 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,877 Oh, my God! 149 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,247 Where the hell have you been? 150 00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,350 Just, you know, out. 151 00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:56,085 Oh, out! God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there. 152 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,826 What were you doing? 153 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,863 I went to a bar, and then... 154 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:04,434 ...I just walked around for a while. 155 00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:07,900 You walked around all night in the city by yourself? 156 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:10,903 He hooked up! 157 00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:14,209 He hooked up. 158 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,610 I don't have to answer your questions. I'm a big boy. 159 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:19,181 I can do what I want. 160 00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:20,682 He hooked up! 161 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:24,879 Tell us about her! 162 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,124 Ross, you left your scarf 163 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:36,966 Hey, you guys. 164 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:46,511 I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen. 165 00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:51,510 I'm a young woman. I have needs. I can't wait forever. 166 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:53,810 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 167 00:10:55,855 --> 00:11:00,155 So I'm asking you, please, just take a moment before you judge me. 168 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,724 Nobody's judging you. 169 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:07,693 Mr. Right-place-at-the-right-time... 170 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,200 ...call me. 171 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:21,406 So I guess you finished your book. 172 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,484 Had some time on our hands, did we? 173 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:29,710 I know what you guys are going to say. 174 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:32,550 You two would have very hairy children. 175 00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:36,158 I didn't know you'd say that. 176 00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:39,163 Ross! Janice? 177 00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:41,298 All right. Hold on, hold on. 178 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,330 This is Ross. 179 00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:46,665 He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. 180 00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:48,930 He obviously lost his mind. 181 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:54,707 Look, it's not that crazy. Okay? 182 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,815 But it's Janice! I mean, she's... 183 00:11:57,983 --> 00:11:59,883 ...Janice! 184 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,411 How drunk were you? 185 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:04,749 Janice and I have a lot in common. 186 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:09,054 We've both been divorced. We both have kids. 187 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:11,195 Are you going to see her again? 188 00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:14,196 -Don't put ideas in his head! -I will see her. 189 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,425 Damn it, Phoebe! 190 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,800 I have to tell you something that I've never admitted. 191 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:28,241 In high school, I made out with James even though I knew you liked him. 192 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:31,711 That feels so good to get off my chest. Okay, you go. 193 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:35,812 My turn? What are you talking about? 194 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,225 I know about you and Chandler. 195 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,995 I overheard you on the phone the other day. 196 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:49,429 You said, "I'll tell Rachel I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours." 197 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:52,603 And he said, "Laundry? Is that my new nickname?" 198 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,737 And you said: 199 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:58,933 "You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big." 200 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,552 You're writing yourself a little play there, Rach. 201 00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:12,118 Let me know how it turns out. 202 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:16,892 I wouldn't know, because I got so freaked out I hung up the phone. 203 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:19,528 Well, if you had kept listening... 204 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:23,360 ...you would have heard me call him Mister... 205 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:24,525 ...Bigot. 206 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,433 Mr. Bigot. 207 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,477 He tells the most racist jokes. 208 00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:35,974 All right. So that's it. 209 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:39,877 There's nothing going on between you and Chandler? 210 00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:42,414 Me and Chandler? 211 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,425 Put your $20 down. 212 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,596 First one to find the tasty treat wins, okay? 213 00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:56,158 All right, let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. 214 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,793 And they're off! 215 00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,667 Get your foot off my contestant! Judge? 216 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,842 Judge rules, no violation. 217 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:14,281 It's so weird to say this, but I just had a great date with Janice. 218 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:16,784 -What? -Are you serious? 219 00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:20,957 I opened up to her about all the stuff that's been happening to me. 220 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,025 I mean, I talked for hours. 221 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,422 It is amazing... 222 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:28,157 ...to have someone give you such focused attention. 223 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,332 You don't need Janice for that. You've got us. 224 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,334 The duck gets the Nutter Butter! 225 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:37,503 That's not a Nutter Butter. That's an old won ton! 226 00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,004 Judge rules... 227 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:40,801 ...Nutter Butter. 228 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,980 Tough call. 229 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:51,956 Seriously, I strongly believe that we should support President Clinton... 230 00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:54,355 ...and her husband, Bill. 231 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:58,891 How do you like your coffee? 232 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,064 -None for me. -A little sugar. 233 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,861 I'll have Monica stick her finger in it. That will sweeten it up. 234 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,342 -That laugh doesn't give you a headache? -You get used to it. 235 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:13,977 I don't think that I can. 236 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,681 This will be it for me on the work things. 237 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,316 I laugh at my boss's jokes. What's the big deal? 238 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:22,043 I'd rather not be with this work-weasel guy... 239 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:25,484 ...when I can be with my boyfriend, who I actually respect. 240 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:34,355 I got to apologize for Kara's coffee. I'd feel sorry for it in a fight. 241 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:37,364 It's not strong enough to defend itself. 242 00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:42,838 Hear what I said? 243 00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:45,036 What? 244 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,311 It's a joke. What's the matter with you? 245 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,574 Well, I just didn't think it was funny, sir. 246 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:52,842 Excuse me? 247 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,344 -Well, I just -Honey? 248 00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:59,020 I just don't think you understood the joke. 249 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:01,014 Really? 250 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:05,128 I mean, it was really funny. I just don't think that you got it. 251 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,867 You see, Kara's coffee is weak-tasting. 252 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:13,127 But what Doug did was imply that it was weak physically. 253 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,438 -You get it now, honey? -I think I do! 254 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:25,645 -Thank you, Monica. -I thought you could use the help. 255 00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:28,945 Coffee in a fight! 256 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,886 You mind if I read my comic books in here? 257 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:41,355 Sure. Why? 258 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:45,728 Chandler and Monica are over there. It's kind of hard to concentrate. 259 00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:50,333 She just called and said she was going to be working late. 260 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,305 She keeps lying to me. 261 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:56,572 That's it! I'm going over there and confronting them right now. 262 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,014 Panty raid. 263 00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:16,125 All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now? 264 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,204 I'm just not very good at this. 265 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:22,238 I'm a terrible liar. I hate having to lie to Rachel. 266 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:25,204 -But we're not ready to tell yet. -I know. 267 00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:30,110 Ever since high school, Rachel was the one person that I told everything to. 268 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:32,407 I miss that so much now. 269 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,711 She's my best friend. 270 00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:45,620 Oh, my God, Rachel! 271 00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:51,068 What are you doing here? 272 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:56,634 Well, I actually came over here to borrow this lamp... 273 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,400 ...to look at my books. 274 00:17:59,678 --> 00:18:01,646 You know, see them a little better. 275 00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:05,408 Okay, great. 276 00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:09,985 Well, what I was doing in Chandler's room is that... 277 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,483 ...I was cleaning it. 278 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,683 He pays me to clean it. 279 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:19,093 What a great way to make some extra pocket money. 280 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:23,697 When I said to you earlier that I was at work... 281 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,630 ...I'm at my new work. 282 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:28,603 Good enough. Right? 283 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,005 I'll go look at my books. 284 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:38,540 Go get back to my new job. 285 00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:47,022 Congratulations on your new job! 286 00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:56,227 Man, she is really gullible. 287 00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:04,535 -Here you go. -Thanks. 288 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,301 -Actually, I should get going. -You're sure? 289 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,673 I can stay out as late as you want. 290 00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:12,076 I told you I'm on sabbatical from work 291 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,808 Yes, yes. You did. 292 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,751 -Oh, man! -What is wrong now? 293 00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:20,850 This isn't what I ordered. 294 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:25,223 Man! Can't anything go right in my life? 295 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,994 First, my marriage falls apart, and then 296 00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,259 I know! 297 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,096 You lose your apartment, you lose your job... 298 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:37,331 ...your ex-wife gets married so fast! And now the coffee! 299 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,108 We need to talk. 300 00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:46,415 -Sometimes I feel -No, no, don't. 301 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,619 I'm going to talk. 302 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:50,920 I believe... 303 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,023 ...that the sun has set... 304 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:57,423 ...on our day in the sun. 305 00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:03,397 You're a very sweet person, Ross. 306 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,435 Unfortunately... 307 00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:11,766 ...I just don't think I can take another second of you whining! 308 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:18,216 Let me make sure I'm hearing this right. 309 00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:22,810 You're ending this with me because... 310 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,578 ...I'm too whiny? 311 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,789 So you're saying... 312 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,225 ...I've become so whiny... 313 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:35,125 ...that l... 314 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,994 ...annoy you... 315 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,899 ...Janice. 316 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,435 Well, yeah! 317 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,232 Oh, my God! 318 00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:49,238 Will you be okay? 319 00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,143 I am now. 320 00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:05,320 I guess that's two out of three... 321 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:07,625 ...Joey! 322 00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:19,367 Dude, we got to talk. 323 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:24,378 I wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else. 324 00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:27,517 I hope this isn't too weird, but... 325 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,615 ...I had a thing with Janice. 326 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:37,928 You're not mad? 327 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,324 Why would I be mad? 328 00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:42,728 Because there's certain rules about this kind of stuff. 329 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:46,665 You don't fool around with your friends' ex-girlfriends... 330 00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:51,300 ...or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to. 331 00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,238 I am mad. 332 00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:02,486 But you know, I'm going to forgive you. 333 00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:04,712 Because that's what friends do. 334 00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:09,189 They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said. 335 00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:10,690 Thank you. 336 00:22:10,929 --> 00:22:12,590 But I want you to remember... 337 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:15,197 ...that I forgave you. 338 00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:21,668 I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent-free. 339 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,368 All right. 340 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:27,200 And I want you to remember that I gave you... 341 00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:29,243 ...twenty-seven dollars. 342 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:31,876 No strings attached! 343 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:33,449 If you can't remember that... 344 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:36,347 ...we should write it down. Let's write it down!