1 00:00:02,268 --> 00:00:03,758 Any entertainment there? 2 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:08,565 All right. Here we go! 1999, the year of Joey. 3 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:10,333 We're very happy for you. 4 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:11,703 What's the matter? 5 00:00:11,911 --> 00:00:15,540 We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else will, so.... 6 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:18,411 All right, I'll take care of it. 7 00:00:18,718 --> 00:00:21,186 It's 30 seconds to midnight, what are you gonna do? 8 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:22,982 Will you just trust me? 9 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:25,523 Thirty-three, 32, 31 10 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:28,556 Who are you kissing at midnight? Rachel or Phoebe? 11 00:00:29,562 --> 00:00:31,086 You can't kiss your sister. 12 00:00:31,431 --> 00:00:33,524 -Who's gonna kiss my sister? -Chandler. 13 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:34,722 Oh, man! Really? 14 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:36,902 Would you rather have me or him kiss her? 15 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:38,399 That's a good point. 16 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:42,096 Since I have that whole history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe. 17 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:46,906 Phoebe! Listen. Ross wants to kiss you at midnight. 18 00:00:47,113 --> 00:00:49,911 So obvious. Why doesn't he just ask? 19 00:00:50,583 --> 00:00:53,074 -Rach! I'm gonna kiss you at midnight. -What? 20 00:00:53,286 --> 00:00:55,618 You can't kiss Ross. You got the history. 21 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:56,982 So? 22 00:00:57,223 --> 00:01:00,784 -Would you prefer me or Chandler? -Good point. 23 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:03,554 Three, two, one! 24 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,128 Happy New Year! 25 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:13,663 -Happy New Year. -Happy New Year. 26 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,467 -Happy New Year. -You too. 27 00:01:15,675 --> 00:01:16,903 Happy New Year, Joey. 28 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,275 So that do anything for you? 29 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:25,681 The One with All the Resolutions 30 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:09,486 You know what? 31 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:13,858 I'm gonna go out on a limb and say "No divorces in '99!" 32 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:18,360 But your divorce isn't final yet. 33 00:02:19,038 --> 00:02:21,131 Just the one divorce in '99! 34 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:27,539 I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy. 35 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:29,873 Do you want us to leave the room? 36 00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:35,015 Every day I am gonna do one thing I have never done before. 37 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:37,381 That is my New Year's resolution. 38 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:39,788 That's a good one! 39 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:42,859 Mine is to pilot a commercial jet. 40 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:46,690 Now you only have to find a planeload of people... 41 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:50,063 ...whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths. 42 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:54,372 Maybe your resolution should be not to make fun of your friends. 43 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:58,340 Especially the ones who might fly you to Europe for free. 44 00:02:58,711 --> 00:03:01,646 She has a better chance of flying up your nose... 45 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,316 ...than you do of not making fun of us. 46 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:08,920 I'll bet $50 you can't go the year without making fun of us. 47 00:03:09,155 --> 00:03:10,554 Better yet, a week. 48 00:03:10,757 --> 00:03:12,486 I'll take that bet, my friend. 49 00:03:12,725 --> 00:03:14,750 Paying me the $50 can be... 50 00:03:14,994 --> 00:03:17,519 ...the "new thing you do" that day. 51 00:03:19,732 --> 00:03:22,223 And it starts right now! 52 00:03:22,835 --> 00:03:26,601 My New Year's resolution is to learn how to play guitar. 53 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,238 Really? How come? 54 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:32,036 You know those special skills I have listed on my resume? 55 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:34,941 I would love it if one of those was true. 56 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,076 Want me to teach you? I'm great. 57 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:39,911 Really? Who have you taught? 58 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:42,677 Well, I taught me. And I loved me. 59 00:03:43,456 --> 00:03:45,856 That'd be great! Yeah, thanks, Phoebe. 60 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:49,728 My resolution is to be less obsessed with being neat and clean. 61 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:51,227 Really? 62 00:03:58,271 --> 00:04:00,262 Or something else. 63 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:04,034 Look. Blaire forgot her glasses. 64 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,077 She'll need these to keep an eye on that boyfriend. 65 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,738 Who, from what I hear, needs to keep his stapler... 66 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:14,147 ...in his desk drawer, if you know what I mean! 67 00:04:15,054 --> 00:04:18,114 Maybe your resolution should be to gossip less. 68 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:20,258 What? I don't gossip. 69 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,223 Maybe sometimes I find out things. 70 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:28,957 Or I hear something and I pass that information on. 71 00:04:29,168 --> 00:04:31,932 You know, kind of like a public service. 72 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:35,470 It doesn't mean I'm a gossip. Is Ted Koppel a gossip? 73 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:40,078 If Ted Koppel talked about his coworkers' botched boob jobs, I would. 74 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:43,074 They were like this! 75 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:49,578 Fine, my New Year's resolution will be not to gossip. 76 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:52,919 -It's easy. -Easy? You have never kept a resolution. 77 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:56,127 -Yes, I have. -Okay, let's see how you did last year. 78 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:59,356 No. No. Not my diary. You cannot read my diary. 79 00:05:01,067 --> 00:05:02,466 "Dear diary: I'm so excited. 80 00:05:02,635 --> 00:05:07,265 My resolution is to write in you every day. See you tomorrow." 81 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:08,635 Nothing. 82 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:14,571 You know, not a lot happened last year. 83 00:05:14,847 --> 00:05:19,375 All right, I will prove to you that I can keep it this time. No more gossiping. 84 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:23,580 I hate gossip. In junior high this girl said a lot of mean stuff about me... 85 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:25,520 ...and I set her bike on fire. 86 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:29,094 -Wow, what did she say about you? -She said I was crazy. 87 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:32,129 But I guess she got hers. 88 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:40,364 -I'll see you tomorrow. -Okay. 89 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:44,334 I just asked that girl out. 90 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:46,204 Nice! 91 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:49,039 Is that part of your "new thing" for today? 92 00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:51,182 Yes, it is. See? 93 00:05:51,484 --> 00:05:52,678 "Elizabeth... 94 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:55,211 ...Hornswoggle"? 95 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:58,087 That's right. 96 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:01,660 Elizabeth Hornswoggle. 97 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,925 You okay, Chandler? 98 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:11,694 Something funny about that name? 99 00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:15,434 No, I just think I've heard it somewhere before. 100 00:06:18,411 --> 00:06:21,073 Oh, really? Where? 101 00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:24,382 Somewhere funny, I'll bet. 102 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:27,313 Guess what. 103 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:31,115 I have a date with Elizabeth Hornswoggle. 104 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:36,754 Oh, this must be killing you! 105 00:06:37,363 --> 00:06:39,194 All right, see you later. 106 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,227 Not really. 107 00:06:42,368 --> 00:06:45,826 -I haven't told you her middle name yet. -Well, don't. Just don't. 108 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:47,701 -See you later. -See you. 109 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:51,071 All right, Phoebe, I am ready for my first lesson. 110 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:53,941 No, you don't touch the guitar. 111 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,945 First you learn here, then here. 112 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,754 Lesson one: Chords. 113 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,753 Now, I don't know the actual names of the chords. 114 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:13,161 But I made up names for the way my hand looks while I'm doing them. 115 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:17,632 So then this is "Bear Claw." 116 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:21,196 "Turkey Leg"... 117 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:24,772 ...and "Old Lady." 118 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:29,977 What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. 119 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:36,178 You know, some might find it amusing. I myself find it regular. 120 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:40,681 Hey, everybody! 121 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:43,694 Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all. 122 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:46,456 I didn't. Even when I found out 123 00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:49,725 Let's say I found out something about someone... 124 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,402 ...and let's just say... 125 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:53,298 ...she's gonna keep it. 126 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,708 Check this out. 127 00:08:02,715 --> 00:08:04,740 You nailed the Old Lady! 128 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:15,153 I thought I was getting better, so I stopped by this guitar store 129 00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:18,363 Did you touch any of the guitars there? 130 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:20,423 Did you? 131 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,158 No. 132 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:27,929 Give me your hands. 133 00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:29,840 Strings. 134 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,502 Pick. 135 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:38,411 -Do you want to learn to play guitar? -Yes. 136 00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:39,846 Then don't touch one! 137 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:46,724 -Hi, Ben. -Auntie Monica! 138 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:50,195 Ross is wearing leather pants! 139 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:57,933 Does nobody else see Ross is wearing leather pants? 140 00:08:58,638 --> 00:09:01,300 Someone comment on the pants! 141 00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:06,276 -I think they're very nice. -I really like them a lot. 142 00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:09,874 Not what I had in mind. 143 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:13,745 People like Ross don't wear these types of pants. 144 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:16,284 You see, they're very tight. 145 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:19,414 Maybe there's something in that area? 146 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:22,553 I think they look really good. 147 00:09:23,829 --> 00:09:25,421 Where'd you get them? 148 00:09:25,631 --> 00:09:27,758 I needed a new thing for today. 149 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,492 There's this leather store that always smells so good. 150 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:35,104 And I thought to myself: "Wow. I've never owned... 151 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:39,642 ...a really good-smelling pair of pants before." 152 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,280 Oh, come on! 153 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:49,778 What do you think? 154 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:51,149 You look like a freak. 155 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:52,346 Awful! 156 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:57,652 What are you doing? 157 00:09:57,863 --> 00:10:01,321 -It's my New Year's resolution. -To blind my child? 158 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,126 To take pictures of us together. 159 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:07,067 It's the best resolution. Everyone can enjoy them. 160 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,673 Everyone will enjoy my music as well. 161 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:25,789 My God, these pants! I'm burning up. 162 00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:32,187 Oh God! She wants to snuggle now? Is she trying to kill me? 163 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,525 It's like a volcano in here! 164 00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:39,331 -Are you hot? -No. 165 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:41,996 It must just be me, then. 166 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:58,084 That was just the pants and the couch. 167 00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,987 Do you mind if I use your bathroom? 168 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,390 -Go ahead. -Thanks. 169 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,139 My favorite part's coming up! 170 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,717 Oh, my God! 171 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:12,486 Tiger. 172 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:13,655 Dragon. 173 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,597 Iceberg! 174 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:19,234 Joseph, did you even study at all last night? 175 00:12:19,505 --> 00:12:20,836 Yes, I did! 176 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,267 Then do lceberg. 177 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:24,665 G-sharp. 178 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,275 G-sharp? 179 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,643 Have you been studying the real names of the chords? 180 00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,240 Have you? 181 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,077 Oh, my God! 182 00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:38,313 What? I didn't touch a guitar! 183 00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:40,253 But you're questioning my method! 184 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:43,622 No, I'm not questioning it. I'm saying it's stupid! 185 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,419 What? 186 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,027 Thank you. 187 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,961 You know, none of my other student... 188 00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,867 ...thought I was stupid. 189 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:58,205 Your other student was you! 190 00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:03,671 Well, maybe you just need to try a little harder! 191 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:06,181 Maybe I need to try a real teacher! 192 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:08,649 Here! Andy Cooper. He teaches guitar. 193 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:11,152 There's a picture of him with a kid. 194 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,848 And the kid's got a guitar! 195 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,784 Fine! 196 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,691 You learn from your "qualified instructor." 197 00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:22,525 But don't come crying when everyone is sick... 198 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:25,704 ...of hearing you play "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"! 199 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,966 Oh, fine. Take his side! 200 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,715 I can't wait to be with you. 201 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:43,045 I'll sneak over as soon as I can. 202 00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:45,746 I'll tell Rachel I'll be doing laundry. 203 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:49,085 Laundry. Is that my new nickname? 204 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:56,330 You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big 205 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:12,146 Would you stop looking at me like that? Phoebe was a terrible teacher. 206 00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:14,309 I wasn't learning anything from her 207 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,945 Look I feel bad, too Forget it, we're going around in circles. 208 00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:26,523 Joey, it's Ross. I need some help. 209 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,693 Chandler's not here. 210 00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:30,391 You can help me. 211 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,739 I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom. 212 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,567 Nice! 213 00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:41,868 No, I got really hot in my pants, so I took them off. 214 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:45,048 But they must have shrunk from the sweat. 215 00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:48,548 Or my legs expanded from the heat. 216 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:53,349 I can't get them back on, Joey. I can't! 217 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,759 That is quite a situation. 218 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,390 Do you see any powder? 219 00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:04,396 Powder! Yeah, I have powder. 220 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:06,069 Good, good. 221 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,604 Sprinkle some on. It'll absorb moisture. 222 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,502 Then you can get your pants on. 223 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,404 Yeah, hold on. 224 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,368 They're not coming on, man. 225 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:44,203 Okay, cut slits in the pants, right? Then put them back on... 226 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:48,074 ...go out there and tell her you're the lncredible Hulk. 227 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:52,183 Chandler's not there? 228 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,979 That would have worked, but all right, fine. 229 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,918 You see any.... Oh, Vaseline? 230 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:03,862 I see lotion. I have lotion. Will that work? 231 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,361 Sure, throw some of that on there. 232 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:07,487 Hold on. 233 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,750 Sounds like it's working. 234 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,581 They're still not coming on, man. 235 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:37,284 And the lotion and the powder have made a paste. 236 00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:39,389 Really. 237 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:42,556 What color is it? 238 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,364 What difference does that make? 239 00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:50,097 If the paste matches the pants, you can make paste pants... 240 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:51,867 ...and she won't know! 241 00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:55,274 Do you have a minute? 242 00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:56,914 Dude, what am l 243 00:16:57,116 --> 00:17:00,142 Rachel's here, so good luck. Let me know how it goes. 244 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,155 Joey, I have such a problem. 245 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,358 Your timing couldn't be better. 246 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:10,255 I'm putting out fires all over the place. 247 00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,965 I have got to tell you something. 248 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,293 What is it? 249 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:19,903 It's so huge! But promise me. You cannot tell anyone. 250 00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:22,403 No, no, no! I don't want to know. 251 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,836 You do want to know. This is unbelievable! 252 00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:29,444 I'm tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets... 253 00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,138 ...and can't tell anyone. 254 00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:32,816 You know secrets? 255 00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,645 You're not supposed to gossip! 256 00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,583 I can't keep this in. So I pick up the phone 257 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,693 I'm not listening to you! 258 00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:05,349 You've been in there for a long time. 259 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:08,177 I'm starting to get kind of freaked out. 260 00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,981 All right, I'm coming out. 261 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:14,718 Hey, can you turn the lights off? 262 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,559 Let's just leave the lights on. 263 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,468 Oh, my God! 264 00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,545 I had a problem. 265 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:47,023 I can't talk to you. I don't have a fancy ad in the yellow pages. 266 00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:56,827 I want to apologize for saying your method was stupid. 267 00:18:58,003 --> 00:19:01,530 And maybe ask you to be my teacher again? 268 00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:05,504 I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready. 269 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,615 You really think I'm ready? 270 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,258 Wow, cool! 271 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,810 -Was the chord at least right before -No. 272 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:53,314 Oh, my God! 273 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,561 We heard about your pants. I'm so sorry. 274 00:19:57,796 --> 00:20:00,560 This year was supposed to be great. 275 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:04,264 It's only the second day and I'm a loser... 276 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:07,563 ...with stupid leather pants that don't even fit! 277 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,904 You're not a loser. 278 00:20:11,577 --> 00:20:13,340 Look at me! 279 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,309 Hey, look! 280 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,589 Ben drew a picture of you. 281 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,917 You're a cowboy. 282 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,697 Because of the leather pants? 283 00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:39,765 He thinks you're a cowboy, not a loser. That's something. 284 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,998 -lt really is something. -Howdy, partner. 285 00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:47,144 Maybe I should get another pair. 286 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,871 You know, they had some... 287 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:53,276 ...with fringe all down the sides. 288 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,880 Phoebe, you may know this. You know strange things. 289 00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:01,049 What is the boiling point of brain? 290 00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,488 I used to know this. 291 00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:08,063 I'm gonna go kiss Ben good night. 292 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:14,304 I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. 293 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,637 I would make a good cowboy. 294 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:26,782 Now that everything's wrapped up, I'll do my laundry. 295 00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:29,783 Yeah, me too. If this shirt is dirty. 296 00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:38,322 I'm going to the airport. 297 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:41,088 If I hang around there long enough... 298 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,565 ...someone's bound to leave a plane unattended. 299 00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:47,270 -Good luck, honey. -Bye. 300 00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:55,069 Remember that thing I was gonna tell you about? 301 00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:02,312 I won't tell you. But if you found out on your own... 302 00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:05,420 ...that would be okay and we could talk about it. 303 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:09,457 Well, then it wouldn't be a secret. So that would be okay. 304 00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:16,094 Would you mind going into Chandler's bedroom... 305 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,361 ...and getting that book he borrowed from me? 306 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,941 Now? You want me to go over there now? 307 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:29,811 -Do you know something? -Do you? 308 00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,607 -I might know something. -I might too. 309 00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:36,718 -What do you know? -You tell me first. 310 00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:38,445 -I can't. -Then I can't. 311 00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:39,851 Okay, fine. 312 00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:50,724 You don't know. 313 00:22:50,902 --> 00:22:53,837 I'll walk into his bedroom and see the thing... 314 00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:57,372 ...I think I know is actually the thing I think I know! 315 00:22:58,410 --> 00:22:59,968 -You know! -And you know! 316 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,236 Yeah, I know! 317 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,381 Chandler and Monica? Oh, this is unbelievable! 318 00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:06,879 -How long have you known? -Too long! 319 00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:10,179 I've been dying to talk to someone about this! 320 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:14,348 You can't say anything to anybody. They're so weird about that. 321 00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:19,187 It's raining. 322 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,730 I don't like to fly in the rain. 323 00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:28,196 I am gonna go for a walk in the rain. 324 00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:30,566 Me too. 325 00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:35,278 That's weird. 326 00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:37,844 I bet they're doing it. 327 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,653 Okay, look. I can't take it anymore. 328 00:23:46,892 --> 00:23:48,883 So you win. Okay? Here. 329 00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:51,824 Flying a jet? Make it a spaceship... 330 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:54,328 ...so you can get back to your home planet! 331 00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:59,525 Phone call for you. Tom Jones. He wants his pants back! 332 00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:05,002 And Hornswoggle? What, are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock?