1 00:00:05,305 --> 00:00:09,036 -What are you doing? -I reorganized the fridge. 2 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:12,767 See? Bottom shelf, meats and dairy. 3 00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:16,282 Middle shelf, fruits and vegetables. 4 00:00:16,549 --> 00:00:20,144 And top shelf, expired products. 5 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:22,415 Why are you doing this? 6 00:00:22,655 --> 00:00:24,816 Because I'm bored out of my mind. 7 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:28,891 I've already been to the bank, post office and dry cleaners. 8 00:00:29,129 --> 00:00:32,565 Dude, you just described seven days' worth of stuff. 9 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:36,493 Spread it out a little. Haven't you ever been unemployed? 10 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:39,000 I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. 11 00:00:39,272 --> 00:00:42,139 Hey, don't get religious on me, okay? 12 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:46,777 A guy in your position needs to be better at relaxing. 13 00:00:47,013 --> 00:00:50,471 That's why we have comfortable chairs. Here, sit down. 14 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:53,945 Ready? Watch. 15 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:57,781 And then.... 16 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,287 -So, what? We just sit? -Oh, no, no. 17 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:05,692 We're not gonna just sit. Watch. 18 00:01:08,868 --> 00:01:12,065 -Hello, Chandler Bing. -Hello, Mr. Bing. 19 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:14,196 I love you. 20 00:01:14,974 --> 00:01:17,807 All right, whoever this is, stop calling me! 21 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:22,179 It's been 6 months! It's not funny! 22 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:27,512 I can see you, Mr. Bing. 23 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:30,623 You look sexy in your new suit. 24 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,521 Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone! 25 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:35,989 And that's Wednesday. 26 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:42,794 The One with The lnappropriate Sister 27 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,909 Hey, you guys! Guess what? 28 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,349 The British are coming? 29 00:02:34,187 --> 00:02:36,087 Oh, you and your ways. 30 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:42,257 Since it's Christmas, I'm going to be collecting donations. 31 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,521 I have my bell and later on I get my bucket. 32 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:49,660 I'll be spreading joy to the people. 33 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:52,872 Last year I spread a little joy, but not enough. 34 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,700 So this year I'm doing the whole city. 35 00:02:57,343 --> 00:03:01,746 I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. 36 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:06,178 It's weird, you're starting to sound a lot like Chandler lately. 37 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:08,150 That is so not true. 38 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:13,286 So, Phoebe, where are you doing your bell-ringing? 39 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:16,154 They gave me a great spot right by Macy's. 40 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,796 They never give a good spot to a rookie... 41 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:23,560 ...but I'm the only one who can say "Merry Christmas" in 25 languages. 42 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,231 I lied! 43 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,564 Oh, my God. Here's Danny. 44 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:30,673 Just watch this. 45 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:37,074 See? Still pretending he's not interested. 46 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:42,249 He's coming over. Pretend we've forgotten who he is. 47 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,054 -Hey, guys. -Hey, Danny. 48 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:48,155 Oh, Danny! Hey! 49 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:54,491 You know Rachel. She's nice. She's not bad to look at, right? 50 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:55,826 Thanks, Mon. 51 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:57,695 Of course. 52 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:00,664 Do you want to go out on a date with her? 53 00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:04,440 Absolutely. Is Friday okay? 54 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:08,440 Friday is perfect. She can't wait. 55 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:12,380 On the date, I'll be able to talk to her directly? 56 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:14,378 See you Friday. 57 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:19,788 Okay, what the hell was that? You know what? Don't answer me. 58 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,958 I have a date with Danny! 59 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:27,862 All right, it's 4:30, I guess my lunch break is over. 60 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:31,566 -What are you guys gonna do? -lf you're going back to work... 61 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:35,071 ...I'll probably just hang out. You know, make some calls. 62 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:43,114 How could I not get the part? 63 00:04:43,316 --> 00:04:47,116 The play was about a 29-year-old ltalian actor from Queens! 64 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:50,346 Well, Talia Shire suddenly became available. 65 00:04:50,556 --> 00:04:52,217 She's a woman! 66 00:04:52,892 --> 00:04:55,725 What can I say? She nailed it! 67 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,125 Is there anything else? 68 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,631 You'll just say no again, but... 69 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:04,369 ...gay porn? 70 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,706 Happy holidays! 71 00:05:09,008 --> 00:05:10,805 Feliz Navidad! 72 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:14,076 Allo and Merry Christmas! 73 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:16,872 Oh, thank you, sir! Here's some joy. 74 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,878 -How's it going? -It's going okay. 75 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,020 Good. Let me help you out. 76 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:25,485 Oh, thanks! 77 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:31,829 Is that a new suede jacket? It looks really expensive. 78 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,893 Yeah. I guess. 79 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:39,567 Just get your nails done? 80 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:43,608 Yes, Phoebe, but this is all I have, okay? 81 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:46,845 Thanks. Happy holidays! Here's your joy. 82 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:50,239 Thank you! Happy holidays and Wait. 83 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:54,111 -You can't take money out. -I'm making change for the bus. 84 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,914 Can't you leave the dollar for the poor? 85 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,283 I'm poor. I gotta take the bus. 86 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:02,458 Okay, season's greetings and everything, but still 87 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:03,889 Bite me, blondie! 88 00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:11,027 I'm going to give him something besides joy. Just 89 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:18,167 I can't believe I didn't get that part. 90 00:06:18,444 --> 00:06:20,605 I'm sorry, man. 91 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,513 What you should do... 92 00:06:22,782 --> 00:06:25,307 ...is make something happen for yourself. 93 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:27,748 You know, like write a play. 94 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:31,512 Or a movie. What about those Good Will Hunting guys? 95 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:35,522 Be realistic, you know? If I did write something... 96 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:39,424 ...what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it? 97 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:44,527 Wait a second. I could star in it! 98 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:45,793 Or that. 99 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:50,641 I can't write. I mean, I'm an actor. 100 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:53,905 I could act like a writer. Here.... 101 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:01,783 But see? Nada. 102 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:06,484 I don't have the discipline that it takes. I can't do it. 103 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,384 I'll help you. 104 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:12,724 Yeah. I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. 105 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:15,229 Plus, it'll give me something to do. 106 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:17,766 You'd do that for me? Thanks. 107 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:21,337 We'll start slow. All you have to come up with tonight... 108 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:24,007 ...is the name of your main character. 109 00:07:24,677 --> 00:07:26,406 -Done. -And it can't be Joey. 110 00:07:26,679 --> 00:07:28,340 -It's not. -Or Joseph. 111 00:07:35,488 --> 00:07:36,477 What's up? 112 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:39,681 I just saw Danny on the subway with a girl... 113 00:07:39,892 --> 00:07:41,757 ...and he had his arm around her. 114 00:07:42,228 --> 00:07:43,320 Honey, I'm sorry. 115 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:45,928 You should be. This is all your fault. 116 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:50,400 You meddled in our relationship! 117 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,365 You had no relationship! 118 00:07:52,605 --> 00:07:55,096 But I was doing my thing and everything... 119 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:57,400 ...was going according to the plan! 120 00:07:57,610 --> 00:08:00,670 Oh, God, stop with the plan! 121 00:08:02,114 --> 00:08:04,241 So what if you saw him with a girl? 122 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:06,350 That doesn't mean anything. 123 00:08:06,552 --> 00:08:11,080 You'll go out with Danny and be so charming he'll forget all about... 124 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:13,417 ...that stupid subway girl. 125 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:15,718 She was kind of stupid. 126 00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:19,929 You're right. I'm just going to go on the date. 127 00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:24,533 I'm just going to go on the date. That is the new plan. 128 00:08:26,472 --> 00:08:27,632 Hurry! 129 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:46,091 -How do you spell "suspicious"? -Why? 130 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:50,089 I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff. 131 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:57,164 Chandler Bing, seven! Chandler Bing, zero! 132 00:08:58,271 --> 00:08:59,932 You're driving me crazy with that. 133 00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:01,902 -I'll stop. -Don't stop. 134 00:09:02,141 --> 00:09:05,770 Move the bowl further away. Ross could make that shot. 135 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:14,651 Well, you suck. But at least you suck at a man's game now. 136 00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:17,785 -Want to play? -I can't play games. 137 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:22,290 Ross'll be home soon. I have to write five pages to stick to his schedule. 138 00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:26,123 So play for 30 minutes, then write until he gets home. 139 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:27,855 All right. 140 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:31,829 But listen, what do you say we... 141 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:33,799 ...crank it up a notch? 142 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:35,195 I'm intrigued. 143 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:39,034 All right. All we need is a little lighter fluid. 144 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:42,372 But be careful. I want our security deposit back. 145 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:46,448 We said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts. 146 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:51,054 Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle? 147 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:57,027 Thank you! Happy holiday. 148 00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:03,393 No, that's trash, young lady. You can't 149 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:06,833 Stop that young lady! She donated trash! 150 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,901 The charity's on fire! 151 00:10:13,145 --> 00:10:15,477 Help! Thank you. I need that! 152 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:18,712 What is this? 153 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:21,479 It's 9:00 in the morning! 154 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:25,046 All right. "A room. 155 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:27,849 A man enters. He looks suspicious." 156 00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:34,122 That's it? 157 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:38,161 You're supposed to have five pages done by now... 158 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,566 ...including an exciting incident. 159 00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:47,204 What is all this? "The Official Rulebook of Fireball." 160 00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:50,042 That's the game we played. 161 00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:54,686 It's great. You take a tennis ball, a bowl and lighter 162 00:10:57,556 --> 00:11:00,957 This is helping your career? You wanted to be an actor. 163 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:04,458 Not the creator of "Crazy Lawsuit Game." 164 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,925 You're right. I'll get back to work. 165 00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:10,760 Shame on you! You should know better! Joey needs to work. 166 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,904 Now come on. 167 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:17,571 You can have this back when the five pages are done. 168 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:32,252 -I had a nice time tonight. -So did l. 169 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:35,325 I'm really glad Monica asked us out. 170 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:47,228 I'd love to ask you in, but my sister's visiting. 171 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,773 -I think she's asleep on the couch. -Your sister? 172 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,444 Your sister's asleep on the couch? 173 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:58,843 I saw you with her on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch! 174 00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:03,087 -I thought I heard you. -Hey, great, you're up. 175 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:05,414 Rachel, my sister Krista. 176 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,818 Nice to meet you. 177 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:09,926 I wish you'd warned me. I'd have fixed myself up. 178 00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:13,029 -Like it would help. -You are so bad. 179 00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:14,323 -You are. -You are. 180 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,000 -You are. -You are! 181 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:18,702 You are so dead. 182 00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,099 I'm gonna get you. Come here! 183 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:32,209 It's very nice to meet you. 184 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:41,058 Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! 185 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,757 You wouldn't believe what people put in here! 186 00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:48,058 Does this look like a garbage can to you? 187 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,461 Does it look like an ashtray? 188 00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:52,830 Does it look like a urinal? 189 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:59,007 -So you going back out there? -Yeah, but I won't take any more crap. 190 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,678 No more Mrs. Nice Bucket. 191 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:06,246 Good. You're tough. You lived on the street. 192 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,920 I'll go back to being Street Phoebe. 193 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:15,317 But not totally back. Street Phoebe wouldn't be friends with you guys. 194 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,489 Can I ask you guys something? 195 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:26,466 I don't have brothers, so I don't know, but did you guys wrestle? 196 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,299 -Oh, yeah. -All the time. 197 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,271 In fact, I was undefeated. 198 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:34,776 Well, you weighed 200 pounds. 199 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,808 Still, I was quick as a cat. 200 00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:42,316 I met Danny's sister yesterday. 201 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:45,854 -That was the girl on the subway. -You're kidding. 202 00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:48,322 They were very, you know... 203 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:50,217 ...wrestle-y. 204 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,691 But I guess that's normal? 205 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,795 We don't wrestle now. 206 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:59,560 Not since I got too strong for you. 207 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,698 Too strong for me? 208 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,738 You wanna go right now? 209 00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:08,540 I'll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go? 210 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,004 Oh, fine. 211 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,546 Ready? 212 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:16,652 Wrestle! 213 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:22,826 Okay, you know what? 214 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,588 Actually, that helps a lot. Thanks. 215 00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:33,561 Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! 216 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:35,270 Joey's not going. 217 00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,771 I didn't finish my five pages. 218 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,705 Finish them tomorrow. 219 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:43,538 Tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages. 220 00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:47,343 Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work. 221 00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:51,755 Cut him some slack. If he relaxes, he'll get some work done. 222 00:14:52,024 --> 00:14:55,516 I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you... 223 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,056 ...and Fireball. 224 00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:02,557 If you think Fireball's relaxing, you've never played. 225 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:05,526 You're doing this because you're bored. 226 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,898 It's not his fault you're unemployed. 227 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,768 I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical! 228 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:13,402 Guys, don't fight. 229 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:17,082 And I'm doing this because I am Joey's friend. 230 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:20,285 If you were a friend, you'd be doing the same. 231 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,713 So being a friend means being a jerk? 232 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:26,118 If it does, then you're an amazing friend of mine. 233 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:29,150 Let's settle this over a game of Fireball. 234 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:34,059 -I'll unhook the smoke detectors. -Let's settle this right now. 235 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,565 There. Now no one's going to the game. 236 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:42,438 -I paid for those! -You said you would, but you didn't. 237 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:43,869 Oh, yeah. 238 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,447 We finally get to the top of the mountain... 239 00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:56,587 ...and airhead here forgets the camera. 240 00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:59,689 The same thing happened to me one time. 241 00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,661 When did that happen to you? 242 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,622 Remember? We were jogging and saw that bird. 243 00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:11,200 I wanted to take a picture, but I didn't have my camera. 244 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:14,201 Chasing the churro guy is not jogging. 245 00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:19,139 Oh, this is so good. You have got to try it. 246 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:34,125 -Damn. I got it on my pants. -Here, I'll get it. 247 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,662 We better take them off or the stain will set. 248 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:48,067 -I want to wear them tonight. -Oh, great. 249 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:51,299 Okay, bye. Oh, my God! 250 00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:55,572 -That was unbelievable. -See? I told you. 251 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,145 Yeah. Sorry. 252 00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,146 I don't believe they're brother and sister. 253 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,410 They're brother and sister?! 254 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,620 I guess you'll have to cancel your date. 255 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,282 And call their mother. 256 00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:22,767 Wait a minute. Open your hand. Let me take a look. 257 00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:26,943 Quarter, dime. Lint? Not interested in that. 258 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,506 What's this? A Canadian coin? 259 00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,739 Get out of here! 260 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:37,114 No drinks near the bucket. 261 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:41,120 Set it down there and then you can make a contribution. 262 00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:44,894 You can leave the "hurt bunny" look over there too. 263 00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:46,755 Hi, Bob. 264 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,459 I thought I told you to get out of here! 265 00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:54,094 Phoebe, we've been getting complaints. 266 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:57,604 We're moving you to a less high-profile spot. 267 00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:02,611 -Ginger's taking this corner. -That chick can't handle my corner. 268 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,244 Look, either you leave or we remove you. 269 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:07,808 Fine. 270 00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:18,090 I'll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch. 271 00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:32,573 -I thought we said 7. -You know what? Let's skip it. 272 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,472 What? Why? 273 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:39,115 You and your sister seem to have a very special bond 274 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,947 Oh, great. That "special bond" again. 275 00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:48,653 Why do women have a problem with my being close to my sister? 276 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:52,456 -I don't know, but -Do you have brothers? 277 00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:57,667 No, I have two sisters. But one has a very masculine energy. 278 00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:01,797 -Are you close? -No. They're not very nice people. 279 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:07,478 I like you. I think this could go somewhere. 280 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:11,672 So I'm close to my family. Don't let it stand in our way. 281 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,180 Well, I don't know.... 282 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,711 When you put it that way 283 00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:20,447 Danny? Hurry up. The bath's getting cold. 284 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,027 I'll see you later. 285 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:33,569 There's some kids playing in the street. 286 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:37,172 Want to go give them a project, ruin their day? 287 00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:41,044 If they have a ball, you could stick razors in it... 288 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:44,841 ...and teach them a new game: "Gonna-Need-Stitches Ball." 289 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:51,088 Hey, guys! I was at the library. I already finished my five pages. 290 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:54,588 Now we can go to the Ranger game last night! 291 00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:59,255 No, dude. Ross tore up the tickets. 292 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:08,433 I guess without so many distractions it's easier for you to focus? 293 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:13,768 Also without somebody breathing down your neck all the livelong day! 294 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:19,943 The important thing is, I finished it. And I think it's really good. 295 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:24,621 But it would help if I could hear it. Would you guys read it for me? 296 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,748 -Yeah, all right. -All right. 297 00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,394 "It's a typical New York apartment. 298 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:35,566 Two guys are hanging out." 299 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:39,926 "Hey, man." 300 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,430 "What is up?" 301 00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:47,808 "About yesterday. I was really wrong. I am sorry." 302 00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:51,549 "No, it was me. I'm sorry. I overreacted." 303 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:56,119 "Maybe it was both of us. But we had our best friend's inter 304 00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:03,426 But we had our best friend's interest at heart." 305 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,990 "Could I be more sorry?" 306 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:14,562 "l don't know. I am one sorry... 307 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,572 ...polontologist." 308 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,478 All right, Joey, we get it. 309 00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:26,442 -I'm sorry. -I'm sorry too. 310 00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:29,519 Keep reading. The good part's coming up. 311 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:35,116 "l am sorry, Chandler." 312 00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:37,522 "l am sorry, Ross." 313 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,997 "A handsome man enters." 314 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:50,264 "l don't know what you're talking about, but I'd like to thank you both. 315 00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:53,137 You. You wouldn't let me give up on myself. 316 00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:54,710 And you. 317 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,948 You co-created Fireball." 318 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:00,374 "The End." 319 00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:03,814 This took you all day? 320 00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:06,957 No, this took five minutes. 321 00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:12,027 I spent the rest of the day coming up with new Ultimate Fireball! 322 00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:22,904 It's a typical New York apartment. Two girls are just hanging out. Go. 323 00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:27,237 -"Hi, how are you doing, Kelly?" -"I'm doing just fine. 324 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:30,243 God, Tiffany, you smell so great." 325 00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,816 "It's my new perfume. 326 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:38,489 Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?" 327 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,620 -Joey, you are sick. -This is disgusting. 328 00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:45,763 I'm not reading this. 329 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:50,025 Wait, wait, wait! The handsome man was about to enter!